Jim Breuer - Prank Calling Sears - This Is Not Happening

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  • Jim Breuer tells the story of a time he prank called the Sears he worked at, and his coworkers took him a little too seriously.
    Original airdate: March 2, 2016
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Комментарии • 186

  • @thetruth1862
    @thetruth1862 Год назад +50

    I worked in the Lowe's paint department for 8 years and I can confirm the phones gave me and many others infinite pleasure lol

  • @denniscashell2407
    @denniscashell2407 Год назад +10

    J, if that's true, U R the King of prank callers.

  • @lisac4375
    @lisac4375 10 месяцев назад +12

    I found my favorite new comedian!

  • @patdwyer5204
    @patdwyer5204 Год назад +13

    " Long Live Pant!"....

    • @genkiryu5263
      @genkiryu5263 Год назад +2

      "Long, live, paint!!!" 😂😂

  • @bonjovi9285
    @bonjovi9285 Год назад +18

    All the haters in the comments are probably still fans of late night and think it's hilarious. They be like, I hate Jim Breuer he's so not funny yet I still clicked on his video for some reason...

  • @cenbajrams2309
    @cenbajrams2309 Год назад +7

    Long live paint!

  • @kennysteen2761
    @kennysteen2761 Год назад +20

    they did it. the decentralized comedy

  • @Gilbertg55
    @Gilbertg55 Год назад +6

    This is not the full video! its butchered...Go and watch the full edition before casting judgment

  • @senussifadel5483
    @senussifadel5483 Год назад +2

    He hit Bulls eye ...he didnt miss buddy😅 cheerz from benghazi

  • @gijoe1649
    @gijoe1649 3 месяца назад +1

    Cheers from Libia!!!!

  • @LyonThroy-RSA
    @LyonThroy-RSA Год назад +2

    Making Gaddafi sound like Mugabe 😂

  • @UFPTX
    @UFPTX Год назад +12

    Rofl, some of y’all need to settle down. It’s just comedy FFS. Some of y’all act like this dude rolled up on your house and kicked your dog.

    • @brendanzerbe8052
      @brendanzerbe8052 Год назад +2

      Well said, sir. I agree, the haters need to chill 😂

  • @happynancybear8709
    @happynancybear8709 Год назад +3

    That's hilarious 😂

  • @Godliftsthelow
    @Godliftsthelow Год назад +2

    Seriously FUNNY

  • @mysteryme667
    @mysteryme667 Год назад +4

    this is not a full video

  • @gabrielbanos9537
    @gabrielbanos9537 Год назад +15

    If you can make him laugh you can get away with. A lot

    • @genkiryu5263
      @genkiryu5263 Год назад +1

      Fluffy is that you 😂😂😂😂

  • @XxKoRupTioN
    @XxKoRupTioN Год назад +16

    This is great lol, Comedy Central posting actual good comedy and the pansy’s in the comments crying just makes it better lol

    • @moreece1713
      @moreece1713 Год назад +1

      Of course a comedy about US bombing another country without justifiable means is funny to you

    • @XxKoRupTioN
      @XxKoRupTioN Год назад +1

      @@moreece1713 hi pansy

    • @XxKoRupTioN
      @XxKoRupTioN Год назад +3

      @@moreece1713 lmk why so many people are laughing lol

    • @XxKoRupTioN
      @XxKoRupTioN Год назад +4

      @@moreece1713 is everyone who laughs in this video a horrible person? Doubtful

    • @LokiDWolf
      @LokiDWolf Год назад

      The TROLL ACCOUNTS are so lack list nowadays. They can't even get new pov's that this is where they're at now. Lol

  • @blastatruestory
    @blastatruestory Год назад +2

    Jim is BIG

  • @Nyam3ro
    @Nyam3ro Год назад +2

    Ahh this is your machine story lmao

    • @LpJunior537
      @LpJunior537 Год назад

      At least he keeps his shirt on.

  • @nicksterba
    @nicksterba 22 дня назад

    What happened to the full video?

  • @jscotthatcher380
    @jscotthatcher380 Год назад +14

    no.

  • @Highland_Moo
    @Highland_Moo 6 месяцев назад

    Superb 😂

  • @timbocf76
    @timbocf76 Год назад +28

    Jim Breuer is that guy at the end of the bar that has been there all day pounding jack & cokes cuz he lost his job and his wife left him but the bartender can't make him leave

    • @OrgBobaFret
      @OrgBobaFret Год назад +1

      Yes love you nailed it

    • @donaldmurphy9305
      @donaldmurphy9305 Год назад +3

      Yeah, nah. Jim doesn’t drink or smoke, he just looks like he does.

    • @alexandra-q7u1m
      @alexandra-q7u1m 9 месяцев назад

      Funnier and less of a liar than you, though

    • @timbocf76
      @timbocf76 9 месяцев назад

      @@alexandra-q7u1m haha OK

  • @BoiledHuevo
    @BoiledHuevo Год назад +25

    Stop giving this dude a platform

  • @dylandejoseph3940
    @dylandejoseph3940 4 месяца назад

    Long Live Paint! ✊️

  • @007NowOnline
    @007NowOnline Год назад +2

    Guy looks like Ben Browder from Farscape and Stargate. 😂

  • @Liz-cmc313
    @Liz-cmc313 Год назад +18

    One of the best stories ever😂😂

    • @crlrckmn5659
      @crlrckmn5659 Год назад +2

      Yes I watched it year ago and the comments were very supporting and thought it was funny , oh how times have changed 😂😅

    • @LokiDWolf
      @LokiDWolf Год назад +1

      It was HILARIOUS!!! And keep in mind, a lot of the responses that are trying to make this all serious are most likely troll accounts.

  • @michelleadams1212
    @michelleadams1212 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious!!!

  • @dexterwilliams2520
    @dexterwilliams2520 8 месяцев назад

    This guy's funny, he should be a comedian.

  • @sarahwhatwhystop
    @sarahwhatwhystop Год назад +14

    So great that you created mass panic for that.

    • @genkiryu5263
      @genkiryu5263 Год назад

      The idiot who took it seriously is who technically caused that 😂😂😂

    • @illsetnova9030
      @illsetnova9030 Год назад

      You have to understand snowflake, terrorism is funny, and Muslim is funny (hence him doing that VERY funny Muslim accent) so to pretend like your going to hurt large amounts of ppl is very funny. Learn comedy butthead. 1+1=2
      (That was all bait, Jim Breuer is mid gangg)

  • @mark10483
    @mark10483 3 месяца назад

    I saw Jim live twice. He was funny as hell

  • @indigiomontoya8005
    @indigiomontoya8005 Год назад +1

    butchered edit of a great story

  • @Rewt
    @Rewt Год назад +17

    please don't

  • @camouflagejumpsuit
    @camouflagejumpsuit 8 месяцев назад

    😂

  • @patchytheepirate
    @patchytheepirate Год назад +37

    I thought y’all posted comedy here

    • @johnotoole5786
      @johnotoole5786 Год назад +9

      Yea it's pretty good but u have to have a sense of humor

    • @kathyheavner3585
      @kathyheavner3585 11 месяцев назад +2

      If you don't think that's funny, there might be something wrong with you 😢

    • @corbard8766
      @corbard8766 10 месяцев назад +6

      Not for leftist

    • @ezekiel1832
      @ezekiel1832 4 месяца назад

      They do

  • @deavonturenvanjetse
    @deavonturenvanjetse Год назад +17

    Making fun of somebody on their first day of the job and being pretty racist at the same time. How long ago was this?

    • @carnyzack
      @carnyzack Год назад +5

      Jim Breuer's racism is timeless.

    • @vogz5594
      @vogz5594 Год назад

      It was his second day on the job and there was nothing racist. Stop being a victim/loser. It’s called comedy

    • @brendanzerbe8052
      @brendanzerbe8052 Год назад +3

      He said Libyan terrorist, so this happened in the 1980s. He was just a dumbass kid when this happened, so just chill... It’s just a funny story on Comedy Central ✌️😉

    • @Jimbowlcoach
      @Jimbowlcoach 11 месяцев назад

      @@brendanzerbe8052🎉

  • @J3NN4F1R3
    @J3NN4F1R3 Год назад +49

    This guy has been under the delusion that he's hilarious for decades 😂

    • @carnyzack
      @carnyzack Год назад +6

      He makes Joe Rogan seem funny in comparison.

    • @souldierkid
      @souldierkid Год назад +20

      I dont normally comment under posts like this but your opinion is factually and absolutely wrong Jenna❤. JIM BRUER IS HILARIOUS. In my opinion of course... you can dissagree, yet still you are factually wrong

    • @taisananikone4418
      @taisananikone4418 Год назад +18

      At the end of the day, you know who he is, yet you don’t exist in his world.

    • @J3NN4F1R3
      @J3NN4F1R3 Год назад +5

      @taisananikone4418 I'm not trying to take my mediocrity to a stage am I? The fact that I don't exist in his world is a blessing kid

    • @J3NN4F1R3
      @J3NN4F1R3 Год назад +6

      @@souldierkid an opinion cannot technically be factually anything 🤣

  • @EthanStandel
    @EthanStandel Год назад +50

    Jim Breuer is one of the cringiest comedians of this generation. What a great combination of racism plus being surprised at the outcome of your actions.

  • @kennethspath
    @kennethspath Год назад +28

    No Thanks. He is the least funnniest comedian out there.

    • @adamthe1stborn234
      @adamthe1stborn234 Год назад +6

      You're so wrong it's not even funny

    • @drewd2939
      @drewd2939 Год назад +3

      @@adamthe1stborn234 its because he is the one who pointed out what nazis they are. You dont even have to fight with them, theyre digging their own graves.

    • @kennethspath
      @kennethspath Год назад

      @@adamthe1stborn234 agreed it's stand up is not even a little funny.

    • @brendanzerbe8052
      @brendanzerbe8052 Год назад +6

      @@adamthe1stborn234 I don’t think the haters would know funny even if it bit them on the ass cheek

    • @suzyfakeface5600
      @suzyfakeface5600 11 месяцев назад +4

      Thanks for stopping by and contributing absolutely nothing

  • @Auntie_OK
    @Auntie_OK Год назад +1

    Soooo you sound like Arnold 😅

  • @souldierkid
    @souldierkid Год назад +7

    I bet money he could tell this EXACT story as a Middle Eastern person and receive no backlash

    • @brendanzerbe8052
      @brendanzerbe8052 Год назад +2

      I think terrorists, Libyan or otherwise, have most definitely forfeited their right to feel negatively sensitive in response to a comedic impression of them. In other words, I agree haha

  • @Metonymy1979
    @Metonymy1979 Год назад +15

    Booooooo🍅🍅

  • @vanndiggity
    @vanndiggity Год назад +7

    Jim is the man

  • @ליאורליבנה
    @ליאורליבנה 6 месяцев назад

    i thot they posted comedy

  • @cheese6225
    @cheese6225 Год назад +1

    they just "central" now

  • @W3r3gam3r
    @W3r3gam3r Год назад +11

    Funny how an evacuated mall due to a bomb threat doesn't seem to appear in any newspaper from that era. And I thought people were supposed to be telling TRUE STORIES on this show. It's the whole point.

    • @DamnedBurrito
      @DamnedBurrito Год назад +1

      Every comedian says “it’s a true story” rarely is it true.

    • @identifying.as.asovereignhuman
      @identifying.as.asovereignhuman Год назад +1

      I believe every comic story I hear... yeah.

    • @roblianoofficial
      @roblianoofficial Год назад +5

      This is 100% a true story, I worked in Sears at the time, (Green Acres Mall in Valley Stream) and we grew up together. I also played drums in his band for heavy metal comedy.

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 10 месяцев назад +1

      The point is COMEDY, not true stories. Good grief.

  • @mikerhoa
    @mikerhoa Год назад +14

    Jeez what happened. He used to be funny, or at least amusing. The years have not been kind to this guy. This is hard to watch.

    • @OGShively
      @OGShively Год назад +1

      His brain broke while he was unemployed in 2020; Many such cases, sadly.

    • @carnyzack
      @carnyzack Год назад +1

      But was he EVER funny? I mean....his best bit is him dressed as a donkey.

    • @timbocf76
      @timbocf76 Год назад +1

      ​@@carnyzackwasn't it a goat?

    • @chrisalvarez3393
      @chrisalvarez3393 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@carnyzacka goat, goat boy!

  • @antoniodominguezjr4734
    @antoniodominguezjr4734 Год назад +7

    Wait, are there any adults that thought this was funny 🤔?

  • @oghash4912
    @oghash4912 Год назад +6

    Long live Jim! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 He knew it then like he knows it now, its all a bunch of BS! Thank u Buddy for ur lifetime of servitude

  • @dianeanderson9076
    @dianeanderson9076 Год назад +4

    awesome❤

  • @mattp4079
    @mattp4079 8 месяцев назад

    This is as true a story as Bert Kreischers Russian train story.

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Год назад +6

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TuxedoMask77
    @TuxedoMask77 Год назад +2

    Big snooze

  • @alexhusko
    @alexhusko 11 месяцев назад

    Hey look it’s “gone off the deep end” Jim! Or Rogans B-boy. I used to appreciate this guy. Used to.

  • @JonJinn
    @JonJinn Год назад +1

    He is not funny at all. He would ruin a party so he is the only one having fun. And everyone else is miserable.

  • @nene0000.g
    @nene0000.g Год назад

    ?!?!?!! Wack AF
    #EraseHimFromComedy

  • @Bebestgay
    @Bebestgay Год назад +1

    This must be before he became lazy and act like a chicken for a gop event For a paycheck. Sad

  • @dashingdrake7457
    @dashingdrake7457 Год назад +2

    "Comedy Central Standup reuploads..."

  • @King_JappyJoe
    @King_JappyJoe Год назад +10

    Legend