I once slept so good that I woke up not knowing *when* I was. Thought I had forgotten to do some Maths homework or something, then realized it was a Saturday, and I had all weekend to do it. Then I finally fully booted up and realized I left high school many, many years ago.
Once when I was sick, I put on Star Wars on repeat. The time was around 7 PM, and it was getting dark. I woke up at 7:30, and it was still half light. The movie had played out to a point 30 minutes later than when I fell asleep. Then I realized it was 7:30 AM, and I had just slept for 12 1/2 hours.
I can only assume maybe the person thought it was injured or sick and poked it to make sure it was okay, which I get (for some reason I wouldn't expect pretty much any animal to just sleep out in the open in a field 🤷🏻♀) but still.. just watch it for a while or something, don't poke it!
As the owner of a one and a half year old beagle, I can attest to their incredibly strong food drive. Stronger than most breeds I've owned. Mine is still very hyper and food is the main motivator I use.
@@gloriaalex11 I have two beagles sleeping jammed up against me right now. I call “fake” on this vid; I could never reproduce this because even from a dead sleep they would hear the sound of the food container being quietly opened on the other side of the house, and instantly be jumping up and down by their food bowls.
Waking up and negotiating with myself that if, I skip shower and breakfast, and wear the same outfit I wore on Monday, I can sleep in for an extra 45 minutes. Sure, I'm showing up to work still with sheet creases on my face and my stomach will start gurgling by 10.00, but at the time it seemed like a no brainer 🥲
Lucid dreaming. These business gurus who advocate waking up at 4AM to get a jump on the competition, this may be okay if no non trivial decisions are made before 10AM because you may still be asleep.
Beagles are fantastic. Mine is crossed with a foxhound and he is such a bundle of energy, joy and love. He loves chasing the rooster / the rooster chasing him all over the yard, then he comes inside and chases the cats around and when he's finally worn out he crawls up onto my lap, then onto my shoulders and goes to sleep between my shoulders and the back of the chair...perfect warm pillow to recline on.
Most terrifying wake up I ever had was when I woke up in my own bed the first night after getting home from a month long trip where I stayed in youth hostels. I sleep naked at home, but obviously when in a shared dorm in a youth hostel wear pyjamas. But I wake up and realise I'm stark naked. Sit up in a panic and see that the door was open. Took me a second to remember I was in my own apartment where I live alone.
To fully appreciate this story one must first understand this: I do not sleep well. I don't fall asleep easily. As I get older, I often wake up multiple times. So, a few years ago I was working an overnight job 9PM to 9AM. Work was done for the week, and I was tired so instead of staying up like usual I went to bed around noonish. When I woke up it was dark outside. Only it was July. In a location where it is more often sunny than overcast. Confused I rolled over and looked at the clock and found that it was 3AM. Fifteen hours after I had gone to bed. So having overslept by six hours I rolled back over and went back to sleep, waking up at 9AM.
Our body is a very clever mechanism which knows exactly what it needs. Yours obviously needed that respite and took advantage of the opportunity to do so. It's happened to me to. And only after the age of 35 or so.
My friend's lab would be passed out from running with the other farm animals and dogs if not from retrieving ducks all day. We had some scrap meat in front of the lab's nose and his feet would kick, nose twitching and muffled barking. That is sleep paralysis for dogs.
This was so perfect. I literally just woke up, but as a morning procrastinator myself I decided to check out one of my video notifications. Bloody perfect way to start my morning!
Ahhh that pig was the best! I have a hedgehog house with a camera, and recently uploaded a hedgehog waking up too soon (during the day) and he nopes out, goes straight back to bed! Could have fit in this compilation!
I once woke up to find myself surrounded by paramedics. Took me a while to realise this, and longer to remember I had already woken up once that day. Apparently I had had a seizure for the first time.
I once bought a T-shirt at a Blues Festival, it read... ' Come to the dark side, we have cookies! ' hahaha 🍪 😋 🤪 got heaps of comments from people whenever I wore it 😅
The lion wins for laziness. Pissing where you sleep is never a good idea but still pretty funny when someone else does it. The little napping fox was too adorable. Obviously exhausted from hunting and playing, the cool shade and long grass on a sunny day is a perfect place to nap. ❤
I work in aged care....it's not always funny when people pee where they sleep lol. Although I have a funny story, well funny to me, it was September 2018, I had just watched and shared a viral video of a seal trying to slap a kayaker with an octopus....hehe....well I got to work 7am, went to help an old lady with dementia get ready for the day, as I was greeting her good morning she grabbed her pad, heavy with numbers 1 and 2, ripped it off and tried to slap me with it, JUST like in the video. Lucky I ducked.... Maybe you had to be there but 😅😅😂
@@chasman9662 I can only thank god or whatever biological drive I have that somehow stops me from peeing in my sleep, lol. It's somehow never happened regardless of how many dreams I have of trying to find a clean toilet or finding one and peeing. I don't know how my body does it. I'm impressed every single time it stops me from peeing irl.
As always, great stuff good sir. The epitome of brilliance, humor, and a dash of feel good vibes. Never fails to brighten my day. More power to you ozzyman!
It looked to be on someone's private property, like a ranch, and the fox realized there were no "big carnivore creatures" in the area at night. He was relatively close to a tree, just not so close to get pooped on by an owl. 🦊🦉
Every time my boyfriend wakes up next to me, he pretends to be surprised and either asks "where am I?" Or says "there's a pretty lady next to me!" It's adorable
@@ivareskesner2019 nah, we're close to each other's families and coworkers. We both live with our parents and workout together during the week. His mom told me that I'm the first girl he's ever brought home. I think we're all good, we just have a particular sense of humor
Most of these critters are behaving better when waking up than most pissheads after a bender, you have to admit. Especially the lion. At least he didn't pee directly on himself. Kudos to the lion.
If you start to dream about looking for the bathroom or just about toilets, time to get up. Don't be like that one who falls into that trap.😂 You're welcome. 🤨Also, I think it's the first time I saw a frog yawn. 🥱 🐸 I can relate to the bear for the most part.🐻
Yeah, I've tried to remember this while dreaming, but I never do. Thankfully my bladder always gets me up in time. But I'm worried that one night I'll be like, "Ohh, yeah, that's the perfect toilet right now," and just let 'er go. So I tried putting the thought into my mind to make all the toilets with blue porcelain, thinking that'll be different enough that part of my consciousness will kick in and go, "Holy crap, don't fall for it -- blue toilet means wake up!" So far it hasn't worked, but I'll keep trying. Don't want to have to wear Depends in my old age.
The only thing that can get a bear to come out of its hibernation in a cozy cave, and break through cold snow, is hunger! As soon as that bear starts functioning properly, nothing is safe around it because it is on a mission to feed!
My sister used to have the “sleep pee” dreams when she was a kid…. She’d have an accident whenever she had them because she was a really *deep* sleeper (she was impossible to get out of bed in the morning) and she would tell us that her dreams were so realistic that she honestly thought she got up to go to the bathroom.
Watched this while still in bed about 30 minutes after waking up. That’s probably my favorite thing about being an adult-having the foresight to go to bed at a reasonable time so I wake up naturally an hour before I *need* to be awake.
One of the best feelings is, wake up get out of bed, get dressed, start getting ready for work, and then you realize it's Sunday and you can go back to bed.
Normally when I wake up I have very little trouble knowing where I am. Except this one time last year, the day I got back from holiday in Japan. Came home super jetlagged (didn’t sleep on the 11 hour flight), took a nap and when my mom woke me up at 8PM, I had NO idea where I was, what time it was, or even what was happening. I was SO confused for several minutes.
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I once slept so good that I woke up not knowing *when* I was. Thought I had forgotten to do some Maths homework or something, then realized it was a Saturday, and I had all weekend to do it. Then I finally fully booted up and realized I left high school many, many years ago.
That’s intense 😂
Oh no, that homework is *really* late now!
Did you do the homework anyway?
LOL!!!
Great comment man made me laugh asf 😂
Taking a nap during winter and waking up at 6 when it's dark out but not knowing if it's am or pm is always a trip.
Once when I was sick, I put on Star Wars on repeat. The time was around 7 PM, and it was getting dark.
I woke up at 7:30, and it was still half light.
The movie had played out to a point 30 minutes later than when I fell asleep.
Then I realized it was 7:30 AM, and I had just slept for 12 1/2 hours.
That fox was adorable! We get them sleeping in the garden all the time, I wouldn't recommend touching them though.
Yeah, great way to pick up some fleas, or get a nasty fox bite if it wakes up while your hand is still touching it.
plus it was rude waking him up like that
I can only assume maybe the person thought it was injured or sick and poked it to make sure it was okay, which I get (for some reason I wouldn't expect pretty much any animal to just sleep out in the open in a field 🤷🏻♀) but still.. just watch it for a while or something, don't poke it!
@@LadyBeyondTheWall did you watch the video? They petted it 😆
Waking up is an easy thing...getting up is the hard part
Speak for yaself!
@@Rainbowgrrl I was. Your snarky comment was unnecessary.
@@Rainbowgrrl👎🏻
@@RainbowgrrlWho pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
Boss fight phase 2 is you actually get up, only to contemplate getting back in bed.
The puppy waking up to the food being put into the bowl was epic.
That pup need a food trainer to calm it down.b
@@hurtighansen1 I bet you’re fun at parties
As the owner of a one and a half year old beagle, I can attest to their incredibly strong food drive. Stronger than most breeds I've owned. Mine is still very hyper and food is the main motivator I use.
After a lifetime around beagles, that puppy did one of the beagliest things I've ever seen.
@@gloriaalex11 I have two beagles sleeping jammed up against me right now. I call “fake” on this vid; I could never reproduce this because even from a dead sleep they would hear the sound of the food container being quietly opened on the other side of the house, and instantly be jumping up and down by their food bowls.
"once he remembers who he is or where he is" sums up most of us every morning ey? 😂
Especially after 78 beers, 3 kebabs and a bus stop bench outside the pub for a bed.
As a Canadian, we spell it "eh"
Then you remember who you are. ....ahh shit.
@Palerax too close to the truth bruh.
Waking up and negotiating with myself that if, I skip shower and breakfast, and wear the same outfit I wore on Monday, I can sleep in for an extra 45 minutes. Sure, I'm showing up to work still with sheet creases on my face and my stomach will start gurgling by 10.00, but at the time it seemed like a no brainer 🥲
Yes! 😂
as always, that's future me's problem. hate to be that idiot
Lucid dreaming. These business gurus who advocate waking up at 4AM to get a jump on the competition, this may be okay if no non trivial decisions are made before 10AM because you may still be asleep.
The beagle nose diving into the food was precious 😊
Beagles are fantastic. Mine is crossed with a foxhound and he is such a bundle of energy, joy and love. He loves chasing the rooster / the rooster chasing him all over the yard, then he comes inside and chases the cats around and when he's finally worn out he crawls up onto my lap, then onto my shoulders and goes to sleep between my shoulders and the back of the chair...perfect warm pillow to recline on.
Most terrifying wake up I ever had was when I woke up in my own bed the first night after getting home from a month long trip where I stayed in youth hostels. I sleep naked at home, but obviously when in a shared dorm in a youth hostel wear pyjamas. But I wake up and realise I'm stark naked. Sit up in a panic and see that the door was open. Took me a second to remember I was in my own apartment where I live alone.
Larry the Lion's live stream made me bladdy tingle.
You have a way with words, friend. 😆
'Happy as a pig waking up to a cookie' as my grandpa used to say.
3:30. I normally despise hearing food chomping, but that was cute af.
Great vid. That bear’s just lookin for the bear necessitates.
Aaww.. the rain frog with its lil butt... 😂❤
I'm disappointed that I didn't know they yawn.
@@halbhalbhaIb I knew! There's a channel called Ninja frog.. this clip was from that channel.
@@einienj3281 well shit. Heading there now.
@@halbhalbhaIb 😄💚
Rain frogs are so adorable. I wish they existed in the America's.
To fully appreciate this story one must first understand this: I do not sleep well. I don't fall asleep easily. As I get older, I often wake up multiple times. So, a few years ago I was working an overnight job 9PM to 9AM. Work was done for the week, and I was tired so instead of staying up like usual I went to bed around noonish. When I woke up it was dark outside. Only it was July. In a location where it is more often sunny than overcast. Confused I rolled over and looked at the clock and found that it was 3AM. Fifteen hours after I had gone to bed. So having overslept by six hours I rolled back over and went back to sleep, waking up at 9AM.
Our body is a very clever mechanism which knows exactly what it needs. Yours obviously needed that respite and took advantage of the opportunity to do so. It's happened to me to. And only after the age of 35 or so.
How does one hold in your pee for 15 hours? I wake up after 6 bursting 😂
@@KingKong-xb7ywWait until you reach your 60s.😅
I once woke up in a lift with a girl asleep next to me and a cleaning lady screaming when she found us. Wish I could remember the night before.
Dayyy-ummm! You win. 😂🎉
Were both of you still fully clothed? 😅
I hate waking up and my 60yo brain thinks I'm late for school
My friend's lab would be passed out from running with the other farm animals and dogs if not from retrieving ducks all day. We had some scrap meat in front of the lab's nose and his feet would kick, nose twitching and muffled barking. That is sleep paralysis for dogs.
That clip with the pig was hilarious, I've actually done that to my dog, exact same result 🤣🤣
This was so perfect. I literally just woke up, but as a morning procrastinator myself I decided to check out one of my video notifications. Bloody perfect way to start my morning!
3:15 a pig in a blanket 🤣
Destination Cookie sounds fabulous
Okay the howling puppo was adorable.
The puppy 🐶 going after the food 😂 was the cutest 😍
Ahhh that pig was the best! I have a hedgehog house with a camera, and recently uploaded a hedgehog waking up too soon (during the day) and he nopes out, goes straight back to bed! Could have fit in this compilation!
I once woke up to find myself surrounded by paramedics. Took me a while to realise this, and longer to remember I had already woken up once that day. Apparently I had had a seizure for the first time.
Destination cookie that would be a good quote to put on a T-shirt 😂
I would totally buy that shirt!
I once bought a T-shirt at a Blues Festival, it read...
' Come to the dark side, we have cookies! '
hahaha 🍪 😋 🤪 got heaps of comments from people whenever I wore it 😅
“I wake up with RATM in my head” ❤ that’s a direct quote
The lion wins for laziness. Pissing where you sleep is never a good idea but still pretty funny when someone else does it. The little napping fox was too adorable. Obviously exhausted from hunting and playing, the cool shade and long grass on a sunny day is a perfect place to nap. ❤
I wonder if it was pushing out a baby?
I work in aged care....it's not always funny when people pee where they sleep lol. Although I have a funny story, well funny to me, it was September 2018, I had just watched and shared a viral video of a seal trying to slap a kayaker with an octopus....hehe....well I got to work 7am, went to help an old lady with dementia get ready for the day, as I was greeting her good morning she grabbed her pad, heavy with numbers 1 and 2, ripped it off and tried to slap me with it, JUST like in the video. Lucky I ducked....
Maybe you had to be there but 😅😅😂
We all know that dream...sitting on a toilet, the relief of taking a pee...wait...why is my leg warm and wet...
@@chasman9662 I can only thank god or whatever biological drive I have that somehow stops me from peeing in my sleep, lol. It's somehow never happened regardless of how many dreams I have of trying to find a clean toilet or finding one and peeing. I don't know how my body does it. I'm impressed every single time it stops me from peeing irl.
@@LadyBeyondTheWall BTW...it's only warm for a few seconds.
Potato fairies are such cute frogs ☺️
They are certainly cute little lumps! For anyone looking for more info about them, that species are called desert rain frogs.
Aww! Happy pig! Man, I miss having a pig friend. They’re so expressive!
That fox's reaction though, pure class, love it. 🙂🏴
The struggle to get out of bed every morning is so real, and it's even harder if you share the bed with someone.
As always, great stuff good sir. The epitome of brilliance, humor, and a dash of feel good vibes. Never fails to brighten my day. More power to you ozzyman!
I would not have assumed a fox would sleep in the open like that. Seems like a poor idea.
and I'm sure he ended up thinking that as well ^^
but that "lemme stretch real quick before freaking the hell out" was worth the try.
It looked to be on someone's private property, like a ranch, and the fox realized there were no "big carnivore creatures" in the area at night. He was relatively close to a tree, just not so close to get pooped on by an owl. 🦊🦉
Foxes will snooze in sunny spots in places they feel are safe.
Unless they are the apex predator in the area, in which case they'll be comfortable sleeping wherever
An urban fox is hi up in food chain, on a comparitive small island( UK)😅
2:11 "but I dreamt of actually getting up and going to the toilet. I did!"
Having woken up myself only a few minutes ago this is very relatable.
Getting a snooze late in the afternoon and then waking up at dark not knowing what day it is cracks me up.
Loved the puppy going from sleep to trying to insert himself into thefood jar in 0.1seconds.
I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed!
I keep saying it and I will keep saying it until it happens but you need to go on hot ones that is an amazing crossover we all need.
As someone who struggled to wake up earlier and is still probably doing so, I appreciated this 😅
this was so relatable, made me happy.. thanks for this ode to my fav time of day right now
OMG that lion pissing in his sleep had me rolling!
I'd be singing if I woke up to those Puppies each morning! ❤😂
The sleeping fox was adorable. The following video of the puppy waking up and sticking it's head in the jar was too funny.
Every time my boyfriend wakes up next to me, he pretends to be surprised and either asks "where am I?" Or says "there's a pretty lady next to me!" It's adorable
Are you sure he's not just covering his back in case he forgets which girlfriend he fell asleep next to last night 😅
@@ivareskesner2019 some people always find a way to crash the party, am I right?
@@dartfield4655Absolutely. Like у0ur good self just now 😉
@@dartfield4655Absolutely. Like уr good self right now, for example 😉
@@ivareskesner2019 nah, we're close to each other's families and coworkers. We both live with our parents and workout together during the week. His mom told me that I'm the first girl he's ever brought home. I think we're all good, we just have a particular sense of humor
Most of these critters are behaving better when waking up than most pissheads after a bender, you have to admit. Especially the lion. At least he didn't pee directly on himself. Kudos to the lion.
I once saw a man do that in a public park. On a sunny Saturday in the middle of the afternoon, with tons of families and tourists around
That frog yawning and rubbing its face was my favorite.
Incredible a frog can be so relatable.
We must be related somehow
If you start to dream about looking for the bathroom or just about toilets, time to get up. Don't be like that one who falls into that trap.😂 You're welcome. 🤨Also, I think it's the first time I saw a frog yawn. 🥱 🐸 I can relate to the bear for the most part.🐻
Yeah, I've tried to remember this while dreaming, but I never do. Thankfully my bladder always gets me up in time. But I'm worried that one night I'll be like, "Ohh, yeah, that's the perfect toilet right now," and just let 'er go. So I tried putting the thought into my mind to make all the toilets with blue porcelain, thinking that'll be different enough that part of my consciousness will kick in and go, "Holy crap, don't fall for it -- blue toilet means wake up!" So far it hasn't worked, but I'll keep trying. Don't want to have to wear Depends in my old age.
I once had the Daleks alarm tone , it went like this ; Exterminate ! Exterminate !
... I soon changed it
What a wonderful place to wake up in😂😂
I'm right there with ya lil puppers😛
That pig is such an inspiration! I want to be woken up with cookies!! 🍪
Waking up is AMAZING!
Let's you know you survived!
Nothing beats finding out you have more chapters to go!
Wrong
This is just objectively incorrect
Huh. I find it depressing each time.
@ElementofKindness too true. It's just the thought of "fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck that." I've got to get through another day all over again.
Ozzy man my cozy spot on the internet loved it.
2:59 That's food aggression in the works.
Nope. It’s every single beagle. But they’re such good dogs, and it isn’t very hard to get them to understand that everyone in the pack gets a share.
Killing in the name of!!!! Rock on man!!!
Most of these definitely had the cuteness factor going on.
Ozzy man is always on point, this vid is like Valentines day mixed with actual Hallmark entertainment. Great video curation o7
Great content and the comments just spot on and hilarious as always. Thanks Ozzy Man!
I love that he calls it getting the boogies off your face. That's what I call it to my kids, also.
1:46- Yeah……. I don’t blame that dog! If I had to wake up to that voice singing to me every morning I’d cry also!!!
I mean....it didn't pee on itself..as drunk humans do 😂😂😂😂 soooo, win
Ozzy man, you rock! Peace 🤘 ✌️
The cookie pig looks like he runs a local shop for local people
The only thing that can get a bear to come out of its hibernation in a cozy cave, and break through cold snow, is hunger! As soon as that bear starts functioning properly, nothing is safe around it because it is on a mission to feed!
@1:48 🤘 hell yeah Ozzy Man! Que alarm to Wake Up by Rage
Your new favourite destination: Destination Cookie!
That baby raindeer reference put me on edge. Won't be able to sleep now.
Thanks!
Woulda been epic if that pig in the blanket was eating a pig in a blanket 🤣
I'm pretty happy about blanket cookie pig, good job everybody.💚
Brilliant vid…. Love the puppy, serious food addiction there .!
This was all very wholesome, thank you Ozzy man
That dog is in a comfortable spot
Ahhh a good night's sleep.
I've heard of this myth.
All those uses of RATM for the end of your vids from years back makes even more sense now.
My sister used to have the “sleep pee” dreams when she was a kid…. She’d have an accident whenever she had them because she was a really *deep* sleeper (she was impossible to get out of bed in the morning) and she would tell us that her dreams were so realistic that she honestly thought she got up to go to the bathroom.
I used to remotely play Chop Suey on the Alexa in my kids rooms when they wouldn't get up.
Thank you ♥️
Ozzy Man. The king of animal voice-overs. 🇦🇺
You'd wake up singing too if were waking up smothered by soft pillows... 😅
Ooooh - Ozzy Man with the Baby Reindeer reference. Good show
“Destination cookie’d” merch is needed!! 🤔😜
fun little video Thanks
Watched this while still in bed about 30 minutes after waking up. That’s probably my favorite thing about being an adult-having the foresight to go to bed at a reasonable time so I wake up naturally an hour before I *need* to be awake.
That moment you wake up late for work and stare for a full 10 seconds with 1 eye to the clock in disbelief
One of the best feelings is, wake up get out of bed, get dressed, start getting ready for work, and then you realize it's Sunday and you can go back to bed.
I just woke up. Now for the getting up part.
LOL , the fox totally freaked out
“…biscuits.” 😂😂😂
Only makes sense this video comes out on Monday
I found the sound of the pig eating the cookie pretty relaxing.😅
Normally when I wake up I have very little trouble knowing where I am.
Except this one time last year, the day I got back from holiday in Japan. Came home super jetlagged (didn’t sleep on the 11 hour flight), took a nap and when my mom woke me up at 8PM, I had NO idea where I was, what time it was, or even what was happening. I was SO confused for several minutes.
What a beautiful golden retreiver.
Aren't they all, though? ❤
2:28 once saw someone do that in a public park....sadly, it was on a Saturday afternoon, with rons of tourists and children around
Just started to watch now, do I see Ozzy key change advertising you DONE! 🥰
Must be nearly Christmas cos all i can think of is pigs in blankets 😂😂😂
That subtle baby reindeer reference though 😮😮