The Soggy Fries Argument (Objection.lol)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
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  • @Xyb3rAnims
    @Xyb3rAnims 3 года назад +1068

    "Yall.. like... eat... food?"
    Everyone else in court: *FUCK HE'S AT IT AGAIN*

  • @affi5839
    @affi5839 3 года назад +610

    Title of video should be:
    Phenix being bullied for 5minute staight

    • @finlandball1939
      @finlandball1939 3 года назад +43

      *For all the right reasons too*

    • @Meshric
      @Meshric 3 года назад +33

      Anyone who likes soggy fries deserves all the torment they can get.

    • @teapartytaIes
      @teapartytaIes 3 года назад +21

      @@finlandball1939 *For all the wright reasons too**

    • @helomeplea
      @helomeplea 3 года назад +1

      @Finland Ball wdym right?

    • @jayce-__-_-_-
      @jayce-__-_-_- 3 года назад +2

      @@teapartytaIes I want to die

  • @caboose.20
    @caboose.20 3 года назад +1058

    *Probably the best use of "Hold it!"*

  • @boopy6430
    @boopy6430 3 года назад +173

    I went in thinking he meant soggy like theyre a little cold and theyre all soft and stuff and i like those. I was not expecting "I dropped them in the sink"

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 2 года назад +34

      I was not expecting "I take them to the bathroom"

    • @ChikuTenebresRattus
      @ChikuTenebresRattus 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's where I thought it was going, and this sidesweep from above!

  • @OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq
    @OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq 2 года назад +374

    Phoenix: Doesn’t understand how anyone would like fries with mayo.
    Also Phoenix: *Dunks fries in public toilet water for flavor*

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 2 года назад +5

      Everyone eats fries with mayo m8

    • @owoberon4947
      @owoberon4947 2 года назад

      Toilet fries are th best, but sink fries are for murderers

    • @hams_cool
      @hams_cool 2 года назад +6

      @@drantigon not everyone

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 2 года назад +1

      @@hams_cool I have yet to meet someone that scoffs at fries with mayo

    • @hams_cool
      @hams_cool 2 года назад +5

      @@drantigon I have never tried it but I do not disrespect anyone else who enjoys it

  • @quack8284
    @quack8284 3 года назад +613

    Who the frick puts their fries in a public bathroom sink to make them soggy 💀

    • @chicken3571
      @chicken3571 2 года назад +57

      Nick

    • @11O2O2O
      @11O2O2O 2 года назад +9

      M M M M M M M M ME

    • @heysincewhen
      @heysincewhen 2 года назад +17

      @@11O2O2O
      ಠ_ಠ
      ಠ,_」ಠ
      ಠ_ಠ

    • @user-le8ul4nr5t
      @user-le8ul4nr5t 2 года назад +25

      @@cyh..7 okay, so soggy fries are a consequence of only cooking the fries once. Traditional Belgian fries use starchy pitatoes (most notably of the bintjes variety) and cook them twice the the exterior is crisp but the interior is fully cooked and soft.

    • @TheOriginalItsCake
      @TheOriginalItsCake 2 года назад +5

      @@cyh..7 You are only allowed to do this with oreos, change my mind.

  • @israeldelarosa5461
    @israeldelarosa5461 2 года назад +353

    This just brought back a long repressed memory of how when I was like 10 I liked to take fries and literally dump them in like actual snow you find outside and eat it like that. Weird as hell.

  • @Icy-ll5ie
    @Icy-ll5ie 3 года назад +140

    The small grammatical errors make it more wholesome, I love it! It's so funny.

  • @ssjbevegeta3008
    @ssjbevegeta3008 3 года назад +79

    At least order water and spill it on the fries rather than going to the bathroom and making it soggy with unhygienic water.

    • @imtiaza7783
      @imtiaza7783 2 года назад

      Yea lol

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut 2 года назад +3

      Where do you think restaurant water comes from? They both come from the same pipe. It's just cold tap water.

    • @bootylicker90000
      @bootylicker90000 2 года назад +2

      @@TheDreadedJuggernaut
      are we literally drinking tap water 💀

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan Год назад

      @@TheDreadedJuggernaut Depends where you're from. Where I'm from, we only use boiled, bottled or filtered water. The tap is an easy way to get sick.

  • @HyeinBiggestfan
    @HyeinBiggestfan 3 года назад +221

    I like soggy fries, but not soggy from water. The ones that come served soggy from oil n stuff. Also fries in BBQ sauce Supremacy.

    • @ImRubyRose350
      @ImRubyRose350 3 года назад +12

      You mean like... Bathing the Fries in Oil or BBQ Right?

    • @usukhbayarbatbaatar4916
      @usukhbayarbatbaatar4916 3 года назад +2

      @Josh Thomas this was 1 month ago what are you doing here?

    • @loveentrustovernorth3152
      @loveentrustovernorth3152 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @skull.k1d
      @skull.k1d 3 года назад +2

      i ate fries with water taste good ngl

    • @anyo168
      @anyo168 2 года назад +12

      @@skull.k1d hell is waiting for people like you

  • @screamingcat-o2x
    @screamingcat-o2x 3 года назад +221

    Nick: *WHO EATS FRIES WITH MAYO?!*
    m-me..

    • @---7191
      @---7191 3 года назад +14

      *literally my whole family does that*

    • @screamingcat-o2x
      @screamingcat-o2x 3 года назад +14

      @@---7191 im your family then :)

    • @aceyt7871
      @aceyt7871 3 года назад +3

      Im Going Ultra Instinct Because My Friend Is Mayo

    • @好吧-h6k
      @好吧-h6k 3 года назад +1

      Who asked

    • @screamingcat-o2x
      @screamingcat-o2x 3 года назад +16

      @@好吧-h6k i asked

  • @caseydubois3645
    @caseydubois3645 3 года назад +265

    Honestly, I'm almost with phoenix on the fries and mayo thing. I do it myself, but I have never seen anyone else do it.

    • @Desnale
      @Desnale 3 года назад +23

      You can go and meet my brother

    • @justwatching857
      @justwatching857 3 года назад +7

      I like soggy fries with mayo

    • @gns0_881
      @gns0_881 3 года назад +36

      @@justwatching857 you

    • @justwatching857
      @justwatching857 3 года назад +3

      @@gns0_881 hmmm? Yes?

    • @11O2O2O
      @11O2O2O 2 года назад +4

      /FHBUSIHIFRHE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO IT IN MY LIFE SEEN AND MET MANY PPL AND THEY NO EAT *MAYO WITH FRIES* !

  • @robertlupa8273
    @robertlupa8273 3 года назад +66

    I eat fries with whatever sauce is left after all McNuggets.

    • @Kradily
      @Kradily 3 года назад

      Damn skippy!

    • @galacticbambo
      @galacticbambo 3 года назад +1

      *Nuggies.
      (joke)

    • @gns0_881
      @gns0_881 3 года назад

      yum.

    • @cforspine6818
      @cforspine6818 2 года назад +1

      I eat fries with gravy nom

    • @easyboo8208
      @easyboo8208 2 года назад +2

      That is the only acceptable alternative to fries with mayo. But let's debate something else. Which sauce is best for mcnuggets? I say sweet and sour!

  • @chonko4252
    @chonko4252 2 года назад +42

    I like how phoenix loses mostly of the time when he started an argument

  • @rae_loves_frogs
    @rae_loves_frogs 2 года назад +189

    OK WHO ACTUALLY EATS FRIES WITH MAYO AND WHO ACTUALLY GETS THEM SOGGY?!

    • @deaththekid3998
      @deaththekid3998 2 года назад +44

      I like them with mayonnaise. I like greasy things and Mayo makes fries greasier. Ketchup is fine though. My dad is the real monster: he eats fries with mustard.

    • @Stoopid420
      @Stoopid420 2 года назад +18

      I will eat fries with all sauces
      Ketchup
      Mayo
      BBQ
      Sweet chilli
      Perinaise
      Salad cream
      Mustard
      Pepper sauce
      Mint chutney
      Sweet and sour
      ANYTHING

    • @kwobuk
      @kwobuk 2 года назад +4

      Me (me not soggy me mayo

    • @theonlywindowmaker
      @theonlywindowmaker 2 года назад +16

      Mayo with fries is actually a thing. Way less popular than ketchup with fries, but it's still a thing people do. I do not know anyone who eats soggy fries however.

    • @capt.heinrich6945
      @capt.heinrich6945 2 года назад +2

      fries and gravy go together well imo

  • @bzzztbzzzt2428
    @bzzztbzzzt2428 3 года назад +167

    Eating fries with ice cream is the way to go

    • @Scouttyy
      @Scouttyy 3 года назад +19

      I agree for some reason
      Atleast its better then soggy fries

    • @twiq.2903
      @twiq.2903 3 года назад +5

      @@Scouttyy soggy fries taste so goooddd

    • @Sage-un8ds
      @Sage-un8ds 3 года назад +5

      @@twiq.2903 ew bruh that shi tasted bad af

    • @twiq.2903
      @twiq.2903 3 года назад +1

      @@Sage-un8ds no, i mix it with gravy+ketchup with soggy fries alsk sometimes i do put my fries in my chocolate drink and it tasted good

    • @shiook9826
      @shiook9826 3 года назад +3

      @@twiq.2903 So You Dipped It Into Water Then Put It On Gravy And Mayo?

  • @zane8552
    @zane8552 2 года назад +5

    0:47 my mom: mmm this good

  • @Inkedalic3
    @Inkedalic3 2 года назад +6

    When he said soggy I was just expecting that he forgot to eat them and they became soggy after a while, but dropping them in the SINK?

  • @aaphule
    @aaphule Год назад +4

    3:05 is when the **actual** soggy fries argument starts. halfway through the video.

  • @luminessence
    @luminessence 3 года назад +47

    I shouldn't have eaten while watching this; I spat out my food 3 times of laughter

  • @fnafplushultimate6792
    @fnafplushultimate6792 2 года назад +12

    this sounds like how literally everyone in my school talks

  • @Sn8kDr
    @Sn8kDr 3 года назад +27

    "McDonald's is the best sh*t to go"
    *Absolute facts*

    • @NowNormal
      @NowNormal 2 года назад +4

      no

    • @GADZOOKS195
      @GADZOOKS195 2 года назад +2

      The thing with mcdonald's frires is that they have all the qualifications of a bad frie but you still end up eating the whole portion

    • @Sn8kDr
      @Sn8kDr 2 года назад

      @@GADZOOKS195 facts

    • @bootylicker90000
      @bootylicker90000 2 года назад

      @@GADZOOKS195
      FAX

  • @microphon1549
    @microphon1549 2 года назад +12

    Man, even for a bullied dude, the quiet Phoenix fought his way out and was saved from total mental breakdowns

  • @JaxTheBass_
    @JaxTheBass_ 2 года назад +3

    0:40 *.............I do*
    believe me IT’S *DELICIOUS* , IT’S THE BEST THING EVER

  • @amoura39
    @amoura39 2 года назад +7

    god i LOVE how Phoenix just has a bunch of abnormal food likings LOL

  • @ElusiveMoth5
    @ElusiveMoth5 2 года назад +22

    I like soggy fries, like kinda wet by the steam/oil but NOT FRICKING TAP WATER. Ew.
    Also I like cold fries. Cold as in like either ordered 1 hour ago or refrigerated fries.

  • @hikari5061
    @hikari5061 3 года назад +6

    Ngl, fries with the mcflurry is pretty good

  • @AQIMGame
    @AQIMGame 2 года назад +2

    I believe this is how their conversation always goes when they all hangout together XD

  • @alochuz1962
    @alochuz1962 2 года назад +3

    Bro they didn't even mention soggy fries until over half way through the argument 💀

  • @-Ryu
    @-Ryu 2 года назад +2

    See, I'm a wise man.
    I mix the ketchup and Mayo when I have my fries. It combines both worlds together.

  • @inconsistentbubbles7632
    @inconsistentbubbles7632 2 года назад +5

    I think it's a cultural thing, in america(or at least my area of florida) you wouldn't find anyone eating fries with mayo because mayo sucks but I heard that in other parts of the world its actually good

  • @palemx.8279
    @palemx.8279 2 года назад +2

    Pheonix: y’all like… eat food?
    Everybody else in the courtroom: *ah shoot, here we go again*

  • @charrii-san7403
    @charrii-san7403 3 года назад +5

    I don’t like friends with mayo..
    But I like them with mayo and ketchup mixed 😎

    • @finlandball1939
      @finlandball1939 3 года назад

      Ah yes…
      *T h e C a n n i b a l*

    • @bfdirockythelugiastan
      @bfdirockythelugiastan 3 года назад

      I also cover my friends with mayo and ketchup

    • @Zoe-hb2oj
      @Zoe-hb2oj 3 года назад

      *Excuse me but did you just say ketchup and mayo covered FRIENDS?*

    • @NaiveCat45446zeroSEVEN
      @NaiveCat45446zeroSEVEN 3 года назад

      ok the friends thing was probably auto-correect

  • @EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2EEEEEE
    @EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2EEEEEE 2 года назад +1

    Alternate title: man getting roasted and judged for not knowing that people eat fries w mayo

  • @elijahmonserrat7804
    @elijahmonserrat7804 3 года назад +12

    Me and my familly actually mix mayo and ketchup, maybe other people in my country do that too

    • @Tharmin.124
      @Tharmin.124 3 года назад

      I mix mayo with chili sauce, it's good too

    • @radovanmarcincin2502
      @radovanmarcincin2502 3 года назад

      yaay, finally someone! i do it all the time, its the best

  • @RongDMemer
    @RongDMemer 2 года назад +1

    just eating a not hot anymore fries is hard enough to swallow BUT SOGGY? HOW DARE YOU PHOENIX

  • @Sakkeru96
    @Sakkeru96 2 года назад +1

    I have never had any particular desire to eat fries with mayo before but... This video has awoken a mighty need within me

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 3 года назад +2

    Good to know von karma goes Bakanakakaakajakakajakja when she eat fries

  • @nicholas7743
    @nicholas7743 2 года назад +1

    In Phoenix's defense, I've never heard of fries and mayo before either

    • @iiashxlie
      @iiashxlie 2 года назад

      I wat fries with ketchup and mayo mixed together, sometimes I eat fries with icecream

    • @notemergencyfood6510
      @notemergencyfood6510 2 года назад

      @@iiashxlie McDonalds fries dipped in a milkshake ?

  • @DirectionsAreSoNotMyThing
    @DirectionsAreSoNotMyThing 2 года назад +2

    1:19
    look, I’ve never seen one and period
    *period*

  • @bellahu5331
    @bellahu5331 Год назад

    Franziska: this may be the only day I don’t hate you, little brother… because of this FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL

  • @DoctorWhoGaming100
    @DoctorWhoGaming100 2 года назад

    french fries with mayo: YOU CAN RUN, BUT I'LL STILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES!

  • @ArhturJoaquim
    @ArhturJoaquim 3 месяца назад

    Alternate ending: *Gavel x3* Judge: you are sentenced guilty for "Health Code Violation"

  • @theronurielgodinez6061
    @theronurielgodinez6061 3 года назад +1

    Phoenix: PFFFT WHO EATS FRIES WITH MAYO
    me who eats fries with mayo: *intense nervous sweating*

  • @sicharnisnone9961
    @sicharnisnone9961 2 года назад +1

    Ok but why didn’t they take out the “do you see anyone else eat soggy fries” card

  • @eboi5597
    @eboi5597 2 года назад +1

    Me eating French fries with mayo and ketchup:My goal are beyond your understanding

    • @HaDe_Twins
      @HaDe_Twins 2 года назад

      Same.
      Do you also mix mayo and ketchup for an even better taste

  • @meskonyolsen6657
    @meskonyolsen6657 3 года назад +3

    The "The Rare Chicken Argument" please?

  • @arsonexc
    @arsonexc 3 года назад +1

    I hate that I actually look forward to the soggy fries when ordering fries.

    • @arsonexc
      @arsonexc 3 года назад

      I meant soggy with deep fry oil

  • @meskonyolsen6657
    @meskonyolsen6657 3 года назад +1

    Ok i have suggestion has never done before
    "Rare Chicken Debate"

    • @user-le8ul4nr5t
      @user-le8ul4nr5t Год назад

      It's making me sick. Like literally, it gave me salmonella, please send help.

  • @gameroak007
    @gameroak007 2 года назад +1

    I just heard Nick talk about soggy fries, and I was like: "Bruh... Who in their right mind does that?"

  • @scottappleton842
    @scottappleton842 2 года назад +1

    *O B J E C T I O N !*
    the only thing that I can relate with phoenix about...
    is hating mayonnaise and custard

  • @supremeseregios6810
    @supremeseregios6810 3 года назад +1

    Tobias Gregson: *looks at fish n' chip paper cup* Well, this made me lose my appetite.

  • @kranossity
    @kranossity 2 года назад +1

    I can't believe there's someone out there that eats Bathroom Fries.

  • @Real_FNAFFAN2024
    @Real_FNAFFAN2024 Год назад +1

    0:42 I remember eating French fries and dipping them in mayonnaise and it’s actually pretty good (In my opinion)

  • @Rayllum_Nuzi
    @Rayllum_Nuzi Год назад

    I love how it just ends with a "Ugh".

  • @BrentSudric
    @BrentSudric 2 года назад

    To be fair with Mr. Wright, I have never seen anyone eat fries with mayonnaise either, and I live near to a McDonalds!

  • @Nikopog
    @Nikopog 2 года назад

    i have been to a mcdonalds 1000 times, nobody has ever used mayo as a dipping sauce for fries

  • @tristinmiddleton3933
    @tristinmiddleton3933 2 года назад

    Soggy fries trash, Mayo trash, long kinda floppy fries? Bomb. I’ll be taking no questions

  • @Dr_Lovekaffe
    @Dr_Lovekaffe 2 года назад +1

    Honestly if i was Pheonix i would just go to McDonald's and make them soggy just to troll them

  • @thatguywhoanimids
    @thatguywhoanimids 4 месяца назад

    I love how half the video is just phoenix getting bludgeoned on the subject of Mayo 💀

  • @sarahelisabeth247
    @sarahelisabeth247 2 года назад +1

    the “E” and “.” tho batmn

  • @NakedWyverns
    @NakedWyverns 2 года назад

    Now hold on, hot fries, with freezing ketchup, I want you to try it before you tell

  • @hxney_bree
    @hxney_bree 2 года назад +2

    Bruh, I don't even eat my fries with sauce, period. I just like them shits with salt or other seasonings 😩

  • @vedsky2501
    @vedsky2501 2 года назад

    you guys focus on the argument im chuckling to the fact the mouths go “maoamaoamaoam” when they speak

  • @betsyhi-gin6982
    @betsyhi-gin6982 3 года назад +2

    Hijikata Toshiro be like: *0:58*

  • @toothbrush1745
    @toothbrush1745 2 года назад

    The judge said order in the court, so i ordered fries and they tasted good, too bad my house is made of bars and metal now, and its very small

  • @ValeraMoth
    @ValeraMoth 2 года назад

    I like how Phoenix says AAAA as it is a normal sentence, with his mouth not being like :AAA all the time but being like :0 :t D: :D :u

  • @EggLord0
    @EggLord0 2 года назад +1

    Yes I like soggy fries, we exist

  • @marianelabuenrostro9441
    @marianelabuenrostro9441 3 года назад +1

    0:33 OMFG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS THEM LUCKY GOLDEN ARCHES BOIIIIIIIII

  • @reevenam1212
    @reevenam1212 Год назад

    This is the video of Pheonix being bullied by everyone for 5 minutes *STRAIGHT*

  • @modygaming4321
    @modygaming4321 2 года назад

    0:44 thats why wright never saw me eating french fries with mayo

  • @noahwilson3809
    @noahwilson3809 2 года назад

    Me in the back eating golden brown steak fries with steak sauce: What are they arguing about this time?

  • @RealEmbii
    @RealEmbii 2 года назад

    Miles just made a new *sauce* when i eat fries, basically mayo makes the fries better (not when soggy ew)

  • @duckman2480
    @duckman2480 2 года назад

    “A sad virgin who eats alone at fast food restraunts”
    At least I’m not giving bjs to my fries 💀

  • @justwatching857
    @justwatching857 3 года назад +4

    Me: **Eats soggy fries with mayo**

  • @Ludi_Chris
    @Ludi_Chris 2 года назад +1

    I used to dung my chips (fries) in Pepsi, and that was sweet, so I can ho with soggy chips

  • @TheOriginalItsCake
    @TheOriginalItsCake 2 года назад +1

    Fries in ranch is best, change my mind.
    I'm open to debate.

  • @Freun
    @Freun 2 года назад +1

    When I was younger one time that I ate McDonald fries with a lemon tea dipping drink.... And yes it was yummy for some reason.....

  • @Adjudicat0r
    @Adjudicat0r 3 года назад +4

    Ok but what abt fries with ketchup AND mayo-

    • @DUCCUS1
      @DUCCUS1 3 года назад

      That tastes good for me

  • @screamingcat-o2x
    @screamingcat-o2x 3 года назад

    his name is Pheonix wright but he cant even eat food the right way..

  • @VoidXDsfx
    @VoidXDsfx 2 года назад

    Now, lets argue about fries with ice cream

  • @frozenquasar1309
    @frozenquasar1309 2 года назад

    The street vendors use a mixture of Mayo and Ketchup to make this Orange stuff, Real good shit.
    Tried to recreate it, Only has about 33% chance of perfection

  • @TreyWalx573
    @TreyWalx573 3 года назад +2

    Who eats their fries with MAYO?!???!

  • @eziarc2080
    @eziarc2080 Год назад +2

    As a Belgian, that was hard to watch

  • @sarahelisabeth247
    @sarahelisabeth247 2 года назад

    that dude was definitely lying abt the soggy fries

  • @-General_Bek-
    @-General_Bek- Год назад +1

    And why *French* *fries* if those fries created in Belgium first?

  • @seannetworkblogsandgames7504
    @seannetworkblogsandgames7504 Год назад

    Never seen a mayo fry eater. Ever. I don't even think McDonald's has mayo packets available in my state

  • @Breadinator42
    @Breadinator42 2 года назад

    This is by far one of the worst food crimes I've ever heard of.

    • @Breadinator42
      @Breadinator42 2 года назад

      Edit: I mean other than the crime where a man assaulted a bus driver with a watermelon

  • @Fireafyanimations299
    @Fireafyanimations299 2 года назад

    its weird how the yellow in the fries at the video thumbnail mixed with the blue in the ocean and suddenly turn into green beans lol

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon 2 года назад

    Turnabout food crimes

  • @Gatherway
    @Gatherway Год назад

    Okay, but why don't I ever see people talking about dipping their fries in Thousand Island dressing? The first time was when I had a salad and fries on the same plate, some dressing got on the fries and I was awakened to a new world of delicious

  • @mammontoastedbread5332
    @mammontoastedbread5332 3 года назад +1

    Phoenix: Who eats fries with mayo?
    Me and Edgeworth: Me

  • @sidmeister8526
    @sidmeister8526 Год назад

    wait until he hears about people mixing mayo and ketchup together

  • @nemnem2342
    @nemnem2342 Год назад +2

    Go to 2:55 for soggy fries argument

  • @ayametheepic
    @ayametheepic 2 года назад +1

    MASALA FRIES WITH KETCHUP

  • @Echo-Frisk
    @Echo-Frisk Год назад

    Me sitting here watching this while eating fries with mayochup (limited edition sauce flavour, mayo + ketchup)

  • @cordyceps7531
    @cordyceps7531 2 года назад

    Thought we were talking soggy like they sat out too long, not disgusting wet fries.

  • @macaronii8318
    @macaronii8318 2 года назад

    I love how at one point ema just says e

  • @k00lerkid_
    @k00lerkid_ 2 года назад

    “After all. every person on the planet loves mayo”
    -josh

  • @breadisyummy_
    @breadisyummy_ Год назад

    At first I was on your side, Phoenix, BUT SOGYGY FRIEIEISSSSSSZ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!??? THIS DOESNT EVEN NEED A TRIAL EXECUTRE HIM!