Baby Penguin Jumps on Man's Belly

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024
  • Baby penguin is pecking at my legs and then decides he wants to get up for a better look. More on my blog at travelingepic.com Also for more of my experience in Antarctica with baby penguins watch my channel for more travel videos.
    Joel the man in the video is available to join you for interviews and podcasts for no cost during the COVID19 pandemic. contact me at joel(at)joel365dotcom
    For licensing / permission to use: joel(at)joel365dotcom

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @milorodriguez3739
    @milorodriguez3739 7 лет назад +13349

    "What do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?" Nothing. It's his belly now

    • @justinjacobs1501
      @justinjacobs1501 7 лет назад +270

      Pretty much. He's not supposed to touch it so my assumption is he'd have to wait till it got bored and left or try standing up and hope it doesn't try and hang on.

    • @sali-ali
      @sali-ali 6 лет назад +176

      When a Penguin jumps on your belly you simply install Linux on your computer :D

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 6 лет назад +46

      So kinda like a cat?

    • @ssujica
      @ssujica 5 лет назад +18

      Snuggle party!!!

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 5 лет назад +9

      OUR BELLY
      ruclips.net/video/U06jlgpMtQs/видео.html

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ 6 лет назад +15570

    "I have conquered you petty humans"

    • @JD-ud9qt
      @JD-ud9qt 5 лет назад +98

      Hahaha, this deserves a pin!

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 лет назад +49

      Theoretically speaking, would it be possible for something to conquer humanity by being too cute to ever want to fight against?

    • @Callofmuts
      @Callofmuts 5 лет назад +5

      Initial thoughts

    • @zacharytsai2043
      @zacharytsai2043 5 лет назад +7

      joshua kim cats and dogs.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 лет назад +23

      @@zacharytsai2043
      Oh come on, don't be silly. For those, we only groom them, pamper them, give them free homes/food/medicine, pick up their poop and...oh...oh my god...

  • @iwanegerstrom4564
    @iwanegerstrom4564 2 года назад +14158

    That irresistible desire to just give him a warm hug 🐧

    • @imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427
      @imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427 2 года назад +665

      Wildlife laws: *stares intensely*

    • @Superintendent_ChaImers
      @Superintendent_ChaImers 2 года назад +913

      @@imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427 What're you in for? I robbed a bank with a loaded weapon.
      What're you in for?
      I gave a penguin a hug.

    • @TFZ.
      @TFZ. 2 года назад +154

      @@imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427 Wait... Is THAT SERIOUSLY ILLEGAL?

    • @danbrown5840
      @danbrown5840 2 года назад +390

      You're not allowed to "interact" with wildlife there. The guy doing the waving fingers was cutting it close. It's an infraction, you can be fined

    • @TFZ.
      @TFZ. 2 года назад +107

      @@danbrown5840 That's just sad... I admit, I dont know what situation brought such a law into existence, but on the surface level it seems somewhat rediculous...

  • @Yenrei
    @Yenrei 4 года назад +10799

    Penguin: *_The weak should fear the strong._*

  • @spoilsburytoastboi1535
    @spoilsburytoastboi1535 4 года назад +6522

    *Guy* : "so what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?"
    *Me* : "Pet.. The.. Penguin...

    • @osamaal-humaimidi1481
      @osamaal-humaimidi1481 4 года назад +404

      Squish . That . Penguin

    • @andreamaul1603
      @andreamaul1603 4 года назад +59

      @@osamaal-humaimidi1481 n.o.

    • @osamaal-humaimidi1481
      @osamaal-humaimidi1481 4 года назад +76

      @@andreamaul1603 o really really really hope you at least understood my reference 😂

    • @andreamaul1603
      @andreamaul1603 4 года назад +2

      @@osamaal-humaimidi1481 no I dont, can you tell me about it?

    • @osamaal-humaimidi1481
      @osamaal-humaimidi1481 4 года назад +43

      @@andreamaul1603 this one ruclips.net/video/OAGfx7eB3gA/видео.html

  • @anthonylim151
    @anthonylim151 5 лет назад +33819

    the amount of pure will power you have to have to not touch them

    • @technopanda1018
      @technopanda1018 5 лет назад +1501

      Anthony Lim I was thinking the same thing

    • @joeyenochs9469
      @joeyenochs9469 5 лет назад +3420

      Well, by law you cannot interact with animals in protected areas. So, it is not that he doesn’t touch it. He just can’t physically move to touch it. It can touch him all it wants though.

    • @anthonylim151
      @anthonylim151 5 лет назад +2770

      Joey Enochs I think you missed the point but okay

    • @CaToRi-
      @CaToRi- 5 лет назад +942

      Totally agree. If it was me, I will hug him, kiss him and tell I will taking him homeeeee 🥰. That’s why I can’t go there ☹️

    • @intj1434
      @intj1434 5 лет назад +1846

      Even if it was illegal and i knew it was...it would still KILL me to not be able to touch them. Oh gawd look at that floofy belly I want to cry

  • @Lilswamphag
    @Lilswamphag Год назад +4295

    There are fewer people who can claim that a baby penguin jumped on their belly than there are people who can claim to have climbed every tall mountain. In fact, more people have been in space than there have been people who've had a baby penguin on their belly. This person was/is, in this, truly unique.

    • @madeofmandrake1748
      @madeofmandrake1748 Год назад +105

      Maybe a wild penguin, I'm sure there were/are some zookeepers and wildlife rehabbers that have felt the same joy.

    • @remipoujoulat7759
      @remipoujoulat7759 Год назад +14

      I am one of those peoples

    • @shawncalabrese4041
      @shawncalabrese4041 Год назад

      Penguins are at many zoos. It’s much more common than your brain can comprehend

    • @SurfingInternet
      @SurfingInternet Год назад +55

      Mate thinks he knows everything that has happened in history

    • @tchort6699
      @tchort6699 Год назад +8

      i stand on a pepsi bottle

  • @felixfarside1210
    @felixfarside1210 4 года назад +19233

    "Now, we're not allowed to interfere with the wildlife in any way..."
    Penguin: NOTICE ME!

    • @dominichines9996
      @dominichines9996 4 года назад +504

      They kind of failed once the penguins noticed them

    • @requiem762
      @requiem762 4 года назад +1322

      "Don't interact with the penguins."
      Penguin - "INTERACT WITH ME, COWARD."

    • @madnesz2462
      @madnesz2462 4 года назад +224

      when the penguin suddenly becomes a weeb: notice me senpai

    • @kaydenlewis9246
      @kaydenlewis9246 4 года назад +85

      @@dominichines9996 not really, its the equivalent of penguins finding walruses,

    • @desireer6915
      @desireer6915 4 года назад +8

      @@requiem762 lmao 😂

  • @arcticfoxgaming1488
    @arcticfoxgaming1488 5 лет назад +8505

    "It's over human. I have the high ground!"

    • @leonidas0242
      @leonidas0242 5 лет назад +305

      Human: "I am the high ground "

    • @symbiotesoda1148
      @symbiotesoda1148 5 лет назад +44

      Leonidas 024
      Aw man, you beat me to the punch.

    • @timothyjennings9520
      @timothyjennings9520 5 лет назад +95

      "you underestimate my power" (proceeds to destroy entire planet).

    • @McSuperfly101
      @McSuperfly101 5 лет назад +79

      “Penguins are black and white”
      “Only a Sith deals in absolutes”

    • @Solid_Snake99
      @Solid_Snake99 5 лет назад +3

      He should have started building

  • @BGMMM100
    @BGMMM100 4 года назад +12487

    Human: “There’s a penguin on my belly”
    Penguin: “I claim this land in the name of my king and all his ancestors”

    • @zameeransari1530
      @zameeransari1530 4 года назад +251

      In the name of Emperor penguin.

    • @vxntus..
      @vxntus.. 4 года назад +4

      Ben M cringe

    • @four-dollardiscount1723
      @four-dollardiscount1723 4 года назад +55

      @@vxntus.. bro

    • @15Monkes
      @15Monkes 4 года назад +38

      --
      Bro, you just posted cringe man. Go re-evaluate your not poggers meme bro, you are totally a cringe normie moment

    • @vxntus..
      @vxntus.. 4 года назад

      Alcohol Hominid Funny monky haha cringe

  • @robertacolarette1594
    @robertacolarette1594 Год назад +1480

    Oh if I was there, what a temptation to hug and pet that cute little penguin.

    • @babysroundhead
      @babysroundhead Год назад +23

      Yesss very bad😩😩😩😩

    • @adamrmoss
      @adamrmoss 9 месяцев назад +3

      Eh, don’t worry about it, just pet them if you’re in this situation. They’re basically pre-domesticated.

    • @BassFish111
      @BassFish111 9 месяцев назад +4

      It’s illegal

    • @lettus143
      @lettus143 8 месяцев назад

      I just wanna kiss that fluffy lil belly

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 8 месяцев назад +4

      Me: *pets pengu*
      (SIRENS)

  • @mozzinator
    @mozzinator 5 лет назад +16553

    Penguin be like 'Hippity Hoppity you are now my Property"

    • @bringthesprite
      @bringthesprite 5 лет назад +122

      Aww mann a penguin

    • @RPandorus
      @RPandorus 5 лет назад +130

      ~ *Gets penguin flag out and stakes it into the man* ~
      Penguin: This is now my land. Who's next? 😈

    • @blazedinfernape886
      @blazedinfernape886 5 лет назад +23

      Penguin?
      Aww man..

    • @Adriel_HD
      @Adriel_HD 5 лет назад +11

      Blazed Infernape now we back in the land-
      Man’s here on his back as I plant.a.flag
      plant-plant a flag

    • @Ezzahh
      @Ezzahh 5 лет назад +1

      Fitz 😂

  • @TheBackrooms_
    @TheBackrooms_ 5 лет назад +9025

    Actual Title: Penguin asserts dominance over human

  • @denjithechainsaw9769
    @denjithechainsaw9769 4 года назад +9841

    Man: "So what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?"
    Penguin: "Heh. Heh."

    • @christinav7948
      @christinav7948 4 года назад +38

      Ren Amamiya yes. i was looking for this comment.

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 года назад +9

      @@christinav7948 heh heh😂

    • @l1ghtg30gd7
      @l1ghtg30gd7 4 года назад +44

      *video ends*

    • @kevinbaid2351
      @kevinbaid2351 4 года назад +8

      Lol I thought his friend laughed!

    • @liltone9614
      @liltone9614 4 года назад +3

      Boris: you want a cup of tea?

  • @TheRealDirtyDanIsIn
    @TheRealDirtyDanIsIn Год назад +577

    I love their little penguin calls, those little purrs are adorable.

  • @potionseller8943
    @potionseller8943 5 лет назад +49315

    I feel like antarctic research consists mostly of laying on a rocky beach and playing with the baby animals

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 5 лет назад +1158

      *Antarctic

    • @potionseller8943
      @potionseller8943 5 лет назад +2094

      Brenton Taylor you’re right but my point still stands
      Also I’ll fix that

    • @benocq
      @benocq 5 лет назад +3606

      They wish. They aren’t allowed to play with them because they don’t want the animals thinking of humans as a source of food, protection or affection.

    • @Jcrafter13
      @Jcrafter13 4 года назад +332

      Sign me up please

    • @MrElmo54321
      @MrElmo54321 4 года назад +815

      I wanna be a source of affection

  • @alstonmiller212
    @alstonmiller212 5 лет назад +6866

    Penguin was like “ I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR MY PENGUIN EMPIRE !! “

    • @Dud3itsj3ff
      @Dud3itsj3ff 5 лет назад +30

      alstonmiller212 this is the comment I was looking for! 👌

    • @ANabih-uo3zy
      @ANabih-uo3zy 5 лет назад +60

      All hail the penguin motherland

    • @croppersadventures2806
      @croppersadventures2806 5 лет назад +41

      You missed the opportunity to say "I claim this land for the emperor penguin"...

    • @RXdash78
      @RXdash78 5 лет назад +23

      I have conquered the humans' strongest warrior. Spread the word that the world is now mine.

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 4 года назад +6

      FOR THE EMPEROR!!

  • @dr.jackbright3920
    @dr.jackbright3920 7 лет назад +20433

    "I have a penguin on my belly" Says the man.
    *Jealousy intensifies*

    • @CenturianEagle
      @CenturianEagle 7 лет назад +171

      Jeremy Stringer haha like imagine he was FUMING, lmao, that’s what I pictured when you said that, like it intensified hardcore. “I got a penguin on my belly.” Then the other dude starts turning red and gritting is teeth and looking all angry and shakey and shit hahahahaha

    • @BassGuitarGuy128
      @BassGuitarGuy128 7 лет назад +89

      You want a penguin? I can get you a penguin, believe me. There are ways dude, you don't want to know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a penguin by 3 O'clock this afternoon, on your belly.

    • @sasig5215
      @sasig5215 7 лет назад +6

      Jeremy Stringer envy*

    • @commentwar7949
      @commentwar7949 4 года назад +7

      @@BassGuitarGuy128 yeah I can give him a baby penguin if I want to cuz im gonna give him a baby penguin when he wants to cuz im gonna give him a baby penguin when I can cuz I can give both y'all baby penguins when I can give you baby penguin when I can afford one

    • @IREALLYLIKEPIES
      @IREALLYLIKEPIES 4 года назад +21

      Dr Jack Nathaniel bright
      For the last time
      STOP showing this video to the 05 council
      we will *not* provide you with a pet penguin

  • @aff77141
    @aff77141 Год назад +94

    "Now that's really close"
    The penguin: *heavy breathing*

  • @christianpuga9424
    @christianpuga9424 4 года назад +48512

    Penguin: *trying to assert dominance*
    Everyone: aww so cute

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 4 года назад +537

      That's what they all say before they get horribly mauled.

    • @beanhunter4647
      @beanhunter4647 4 года назад +579

      @@stefan1924 if it was an emperor pengu, sure but a fucking child cannot maul you

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 4 года назад +252

      @@beanhunter4647 _joke_

    • @amairplanebrrrpppptttttt9094
      @amairplanebrrrpppptttttt9094 4 года назад +75

      @@beanhunter4647 I'm pretty sure he's taking about the baby Penguins getting mauled

    • @Meechoffa30
      @Meechoffa30 4 года назад +69

      @@beanhunter4647 I'd beat an emperor penguins ass

  • @Krazykitty001
    @Krazykitty001 3 года назад +19336

    "He's trying to jump on my belly. You're gonna have to jump higher"
    *Self roast*

    • @justus4167
      @justus4167 3 года назад +638

      ...those are rare😂

    • @cheese17740
      @cheese17740 3 года назад +58

      @@justus4167 i was gonna say that! 😒
      lol :)

    • @mcpeepster
      @mcpeepster 3 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @mtmarrowthegamer6079
      @mtmarrowthegamer6079 3 года назад +13

      😂

    • @Meaw1229
      @Meaw1229 3 года назад +82

      It took me a minute to get the joke 😂😂😂😂

  • @Zwizard247
    @Zwizard247 7 лет назад +33321

    Penguin: "Mom, Dad, can we keep him"
    Parents: "No, thats a human, you dont know what diseases they have"

    • @Piledriver86
      @Piledriver86 6 лет назад +1491

      Answer: A lot, but none that affect penguins

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 5 лет назад +218

      Hi, I'm your 300th like.

    • @RecoveringChristian
      @RecoveringChristian 5 лет назад +284

      Chlamydia and gonorrhea and maybe some herps

    • @mnnwdr
      @mnnwdr 5 лет назад +80

      @@RecoveringChristian thats gonnarare

    • @bud389
      @bud389 5 лет назад +198

      Ironic, considering Penguins are extremely susceptible to disease.

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 Год назад +312

    Bro will have the greatest story to tell it’s parents:
    “So what you do today?”
    *“I asserted dominance over the blubber giants”*

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 6 месяцев назад +1

      its*

    • @jasonhaven7170
      @jasonhaven7170 4 месяца назад

      Don't use AAVE

    • @RoseDylan228
      @RoseDylan228 Месяц назад +2

      @@jasonhaven7170 None of that was AAVE. LMAO.

    • @jasonhaven7170
      @jasonhaven7170 Месяц назад

      @@RoseDylan228 It is, that's a sentence structure in AAVE

  • @cameront2616
    @cameront2616 5 лет назад +45796

    The video was exactly what the title said and I couldn’t be happier

  • @nine7937
    @nine7937 4 года назад +7695

    It's over hooman, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

    • @genesisacevedo1095
      @genesisacevedo1095 4 года назад +48

      @Xergyo Salgado not getting the reference i see?

    • @Null-941
      @Null-941 4 года назад +68

      Penguin: you underestimate my powaaa!

    • @nine7937
      @nine7937 4 года назад +22

      @@Null-941 that would be the human talking I think.
      Now:
      Penguin: Don't try it, Hooman...

    • @nine7937
      @nine7937 4 года назад +3

      @Xergyo Salgado HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @henrywedekind5754
      @henrywedekind5754 4 года назад +6

      Rest in peace anakin Skywalker

  • @Benjamin_0fficial
    @Benjamin_0fficial 4 года назад +9236

    Dude: what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?
    Penguin: Smile and wave boys... smile and wave..

  • @Cpl.Clawhammer
    @Cpl.Clawhammer Месяц назад +96

    H.P. Lovecraft’s personal sleep paralysis demon (he was afraid of penguins) 0:37

    • @virgiljericho664
      @virgiljericho664 Месяц назад +15

      Seriously?
      It’s because they’re black isn’t it.

    • @Cpl.Clawhammer
      @Cpl.Clawhammer Месяц назад +2

      @ also weird music and air-conditioning

    • @sven9900
      @sven9900 19 дней назад +1

      context?

    • @ericglaeser4184
      @ericglaeser4184 16 дней назад +6

      He was afraid of literally anything

    • @Cpl.Clawhammer
      @Cpl.Clawhammer 16 дней назад +1

      @ Dude literally wrote a short story about how he thought air-conditioning was spooky.

  • @sa_ma_ri_ea928
    @sa_ma_ri_ea928 4 года назад +17108

    Me the entire time: " touch the penguin, pet the penguin, love the penguin"

    • @DiegoGames-yf5vr
      @DiegoGames-yf5vr 4 года назад +1347

      I'm pretty sure they arent allowed to do that

    • @charliemayers4145
      @charliemayers4145 4 года назад +694

      DiegoGames9872 yeah true. But im pretty sure they do anyways. Just not when they’re recording

    • @DiegoGames-yf5vr
      @DiegoGames-yf5vr 4 года назад +983

      @@charliemayers4145 I read that people whos job is to take photos of animals cant touch them so the animals wont bond with humans and stay wild

    • @DiegoGames-yf5vr
      @DiegoGames-yf5vr 4 года назад +285

      @@charliemayers4145 this can also lead to some wonky photos,like the animals laying on top of the person

    • @charliemayers4145
      @charliemayers4145 4 года назад +426

      DiegoGames9872 like i said, what you read is true, but they still touch them anyways. I used to work at the zoo and we weren’t allowed to “touch” certain animals, but we did anyways, including the penguins. And we had more restrictions than researchers, they don’t have anyone in their back watching

  • @Ben-cw2ey
    @Ben-cw2ey 6 лет назад +3913

    “I claim this human as my own”

    • @aydenknowsbest-2921
      @aydenknowsbest-2921 5 лет назад +13

      🤣

    • @slothcakq1308
      @slothcakq1308 5 лет назад +1

      @Broly the sarcastic savage aslo Penguin: jejjeejjjejejejejjeejej *_evil laughs_*

    • @John_Dusty
      @John_Dusty 5 лет назад +12

      **in defense, the wild human... burns the fucking planet*

    • @CC.07
      @CC.07 5 лет назад +1

      John **posted by the amazon gang**

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 5 лет назад

      John
      True, true!

  • @kylesimpson6729
    @kylesimpson6729 5 лет назад +6872

    Achievement unlocked:
    Don't pet the penguin.

    • @pere1229
      @pere1229 5 лет назад +305

      Reward:"MEGA DEPRESSION"

    • @notxvexorr4379
      @notxvexorr4379 5 лет назад +121

      Achievement unlocked: Belly of the beast

    • @parkeralan19
      @parkeralan19 5 лет назад +23

      impossible

    • @milkytea2624
      @milkytea2624 5 лет назад +64

      I would of instantly pet it .-. Wouldn’t even care if I lost my job it was *worth it*

    • @slightlycookedbread
      @slightlycookedbread 5 лет назад +29

      The penguin just wanted to know what games he had on his phone you could even hear it say “aye bro you got club penguin?”

  • @dennisdelatorre3998
    @dennisdelatorre3998 2 года назад +342

    100% not clickbaait.
    100% not nudity.
    100% non violence.
    100% baby penguin on your belly

    • @WarnerKov
      @WarnerKov 10 месяцев назад +16

      Technically, the penguin is naked.

    • @dennisdelatorre3998
      @dennisdelatorre3998 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@WarnerKov nuh uh he aint, he got them feathers as clothes sooo

    • @macmac8249
      @macmac8249 9 месяцев назад

      100% True….(Great Comment)….Mac

    • @dennisdelatorre3998
      @dennisdelatorre3998 9 месяцев назад

      @@macmac8249 oh hell yeah, its a mac 10 right here!

    • @j_shelby_damnwird
      @j_shelby_damnwird 7 месяцев назад

      100% Pure Love

  • @alpha3836
    @alpha3836 4 года назад +5981

    Smol Penguin: **Clearly asserting dominance*
    This guy: Haha this cute little fella jumped on my belly.

    • @siggybuttbrain7026
      @siggybuttbrain7026 3 года назад +40

      Smelly egg pooper I’ll fucking punt it

    • @diabelskiananas8679
      @diabelskiananas8679 3 года назад +42

      How do you imagine penguins asserting dominance by jumping on others? Also this fella is too young for that.

    • @alpha3836
      @alpha3836 3 года назад +70

      @@diabelskiananas8679 He's like: (in soft cute voice) Hey human! Give me fish or else I'll gouge your eyes out!

    • @diabelskiananas8679
      @diabelskiananas8679 3 года назад +11

      @@alpha3836 violence and biting and chomping and kill

    • @siggybuttbrain7026
      @siggybuttbrain7026 3 года назад +10

      @@diabelskiananas8679 true i doubt the penguin's actually asserting dominance. just looking around, might be getting warm.

  • @-Tidgy
    @-Tidgy 5 лет назад +3007

    "What do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?"
    Penguin: 'Make Minecraft villager noises'

    • @bandanachatterjee7343
      @bandanachatterjee7343 5 лет назад +18

      Alas!
      Baby :I love u dady
      Dady:Thank u son

    • @liamsandt505
      @liamsandt505 5 лет назад +14

      I actually laughed out loud at this comment

    • @-Tidgy
      @-Tidgy 5 лет назад +4

      @@liamsandt505 good 😊 glad I made you laugh

    • @user-xb8kh3yc9q
      @user-xb8kh3yc9q 5 лет назад +13

      Creeper, Awww man
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    • @xellowjune1753
      @xellowjune1753 5 лет назад +3

      Course people still play minecraft bruh

  • @jamesmartin9401
    @jamesmartin9401 4 года назад +4378

    Let's all just stop and consider how delightfully ridiculous the phrase, "I've got a penguin standing on my belly," is.

    • @uglyhorseE
      @uglyhorseE 4 года назад +86

      Almost as ridiculous as, there's a platypus controlling me.

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 года назад +19

      @@uglyhorseE don't stop!

    • @uglyhorseE
      @uglyhorseE 4 года назад +17

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 Well I would if I was able

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 года назад +16

      @@uglyhorseE oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down!

    • @memetrain1572
      @memetrain1572 4 года назад +16

      Didn't know there are people that didn't know about Phineas and ferb

  • @shangobunni5
    @shangobunni5 2 года назад +162

    The penguin’s feathers look like fur. So weird.
    Cute baby penguin. Thanks for sharing! ❤

    • @JubioHDX
      @JubioHDX Год назад +48

      all baby penguins have fluffy down feathers, they dont take their first swim until they all shed off in adulthood

  • @Karuminu2
    @Karuminu2 5 лет назад +3546

    He's saying "Look at my fluffy belly!!"

    • @axelgil1083
      @axelgil1083 5 лет назад +29

      Who? The guy or the penguin? XD

    • @cloud3908
      @cloud3908 5 лет назад +1

      plushii nobody bruh that shit just hella cringe 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @CatRonz
      @CatRonz 5 лет назад +5

      @@cloud3908 no but seriously who hurt you?

    • @cloud3908
      @cloud3908 5 лет назад +2

      CatRonz nobody bruh that shit just hella cringey 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @nikki11111
      @nikki11111 5 лет назад +3

      killerapprentice r/entitledwhoosh

  • @vampisemi
    @vampisemi 10 лет назад +6074

    The guy in the background seems so jealous...

    • @bungarin4041
      @bungarin4041 7 лет назад +758

      Turkey Juice he wants to be on that belly too

    • @n0xn0x_
      @n0xn0x_ 7 лет назад +174

      +Bunga Rin HAHAHAHAHA

    • @deaokr
      @deaokr 7 лет назад +32

      Bunga Rin 😂😂😂😂

    • @lanonardolanonardo4894
      @lanonardolanonardo4894 7 лет назад +249

      I mean, who doesn't?

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 7 лет назад +321

      Turkey Juice I would be fucking jealous too if my friend would get to have a penguin chillin on his belly

  • @TopHatLucario
    @TopHatLucario 7 лет назад +2754

    "IT'S OVER, ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"

    • @unlimitedpower8
      @unlimitedpower8 7 лет назад +42

      TopHatLucario hello there

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 7 лет назад +53

      "EVERYTHING ENDS, THE PEACEFUL IS WILLING TO! THE GEOGRAPHY THAT I STANDS COMPARES YOU SUPERIOR!"
      "YOU UNDERRATED MY ABILITY!"
      "IS!"
      (Star War: The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West)

    • @Cgamer-vp8yd
      @Cgamer-vp8yd 7 лет назад +29

      Detective Pikachu don't try it....

    • @gabethebabe3337
      @gabethebabe3337 6 лет назад +2

      Ben Kimber I was old

    • @daruhorblackwater5023
      @daruhorblackwater5023 6 лет назад +10

      God bless you

  • @lushfawn
    @lushfawn Год назад +38

    i love how encouraging the man is with the penguin as it was initially trying to climb onto his stomach.

  • @typhlosionisbest
    @typhlosionisbest 8 лет назад +4661

    Lol, I love how he encouraged the penguin and it actually jumped!

    • @flarecoils1573
      @flarecoils1573 7 лет назад +121

      I approve of that name of yours.

    • @quentincole3405
      @quentincole3405 7 лет назад +16

      typhlosionisbest that piplup is all up on yo turf whatcha gonna do ? 😂

    • @OneLynnK
      @OneLynnK 7 лет назад +13

      Think about that, he encouraged the penguin and it jumped, wrong choice of words?

    • @toastymouse8230
      @toastymouse8230 7 лет назад

      Epicduck, what?????

    • @summerf6022
      @summerf6022 7 лет назад +3

      Epicduck Games 🎶Don't Push me cause I am close to da edge🎶

  • @wegwerfacc7097
    @wegwerfacc7097 4 года назад +3218

    Researcher: *has belly*
    Penguin: It's free real estate!

    • @CODJoma
      @CODJoma 4 года назад

      Wegwerf Acc I’m your 1000th like!

    • @lsixa
      @lsixa 4 года назад +8

      More like, hipity hopity this belly now is my property

    • @hans3221
      @hans3221 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @unreal_taxi
      @unreal_taxi 4 года назад

      Congrats, Jim Boonie!

    • @AnnabellaRedwood
      @AnnabellaRedwood 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for making me laugh! 😀😂

  • @medalgearsalad1419
    @medalgearsalad1419 4 года назад +5928

    "That's one small step for penguin, one giant leap for penguinkind."

    • @Grey_World1
      @Grey_World1 4 года назад +14

      Your username is funny MedalGearSalad.

    • @huuuhhhlulululul5052
      @huuuhhhlulululul5052 4 года назад

      lol

    • @harveyspecter1855
      @harveyspecter1855 4 года назад

      Where is this from ? I recognise it. Ah shit I don't remember.

    • @harveyspecter1855
      @harveyspecter1855 4 года назад

      @Mahima Bhat ah yes I remember now. Thank you.

    • @onestepfromsuccess
      @onestepfromsuccess 4 года назад +1

      @Mahima Bhat unfuckingbelievable that you have to actually explain the quote to this new, retarded, hopeless generation

  • @jadlad9666
    @jadlad9666 2 года назад +344

    I'm so proud of him!!! What a good jump 🐧

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 5 лет назад +4679

    How many of you felt the urge to just... hug that penguin?

    • @YourlocalBee340
      @YourlocalBee340 5 лет назад +92

      Image how much the guy wanted to hug the penguin! XD

    • @12roses8
      @12roses8 5 лет назад +25

      Raises ✋

    • @Kokorocodon
      @Kokorocodon 5 лет назад +82

      All of us, but you can't hug every wild animal you see. They are not pets.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 5 лет назад +57

      @@Kokorocodon I never said anything about keeping the penguin. It's just an urge to hug something that adorable. As long as the danger is minimal, and it won't affect the natural habitat of the animal, I don't see why not.

    • @Kokorocodon
      @Kokorocodon 5 лет назад +90

      @@michaelsong5555 And i never said something about keeping the penguin either... I would have the urge to hug the penguin aswell, but hugging an wild animal is to teach it to trust humans, and that's dangerous. Is like teaching an wolf to go seek a hug from the first armed human hunter he sees in the forest.
      That's why you CAN but you shouldn't hug every animal you have the urge to.

  • @shadowlag55
    @shadowlag55 4 года назад +24662

    Penguin on his belly be like: "Today, this man. Tomorrow, humanity!".

  • @_AQUILA
    @_AQUILA 5 лет назад +4047

    British empire claiming an island in the Pacific ocean. 1801AD (colourised).

    • @IAmThyOverlord
      @IAmThyOverlord 5 лет назад +45

      Underrated

    • @ao4-stzf
      @ao4-stzf 5 лет назад +16

      @@IAmThyOverlord very

    • @tomnook9270
      @tomnook9270 5 лет назад

      trash meme

    • @ahort
      @ahort 5 лет назад +21

      Thomas TY | Every meme is _supposed_ to be a trash meme.

    • @yagesh287
      @yagesh287 5 лет назад +13

      come to Reddit, RUclips doesn't deserve good comments like this

  • @yashnigam2704
    @yashnigam2704 2 года назад +21

    There are more people who went to space or climbed Mount Everest than who get to say, "There's a penguin standing on my belly". What a lucky man!!

  • @sweetilleyad
    @sweetilleyad 10 лет назад +8445

    "I have conquered you human! Bwahaha!"

    • @user-ru5pu8my3y
      @user-ru5pu8my3y 7 лет назад +205

      "Oh look at human! Lemme just climb on top of you-"

    • @moonke77
      @moonke77 7 лет назад +37

      Cringe thread 2k17

    • @vroomkaboom108
      @vroomkaboom108 7 лет назад +55

      "Duuuuuuuuuude
      Your feathers are like
      So fucking weird man"

    • @LichlordKazam
      @LichlordKazam 7 лет назад +13

      Now i understand why norway knighted a penguin. They are born conquerors!

    • @jasontodd4461
      @jasontodd4461 7 лет назад +4

      Azhar Ansari yeah it's cringe when you have the last name of a shitty ass comedian.

  • @ifiinch
    @ifiinch 7 лет назад +5462

    *_NOOT NOOT!_*

    • @firstname7606
      @firstname7606 7 лет назад +51

      iiNebula how did I know this was gonna be in the comments

    • @megapillow1
      @megapillow1 7 лет назад +54

      Fun fact, Pingu is not actually saying noot noot, he's actually saying nuug nuug
      Im not joking

    • @991yugioh
      @991yugioh 7 лет назад +1

      iiNebula Oh Hi! Didn't think to see you here.

    • @choickenhla
      @choickenhla 7 лет назад +13

      iiNebula I really need to point this out. While I was browsing through the KissAnime recommendations, I saw Pingu. So Pingu is an anime. Has that already been pointed out?

    • @rileysmiith4216
      @rileysmiith4216 7 лет назад +2

      iiNebula that the sound of the police

  • @akaviral5476
    @akaviral5476 4 года назад +10696

    "KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS"
    "It seems, according to my calculations, that if the flubber ball has accepted my reign upon his belly he will submit to me forever more."
    "Fan-TASTIC"

  • @ElenaKomleva
    @ElenaKomleva Год назад +125

    How could you resist petting him! He is so soft!

    • @issadraco532
      @issadraco532 Год назад +12

      i gotta admit, buddy does have some nice feathers. very fluffy.

    • @togeluga_the_cat
      @togeluga_the_cat 10 месяцев назад +8

      wild-life photoghraper laws where giving him a death stare just by him waving his fingers

    • @Exath8630
      @Exath8630 8 месяцев назад +10

      As far as I know, there's a rule to not interact or intervene with any animals for wildlife photographer so that the balance in nature don't be disturbed. For example, saving a deer from a wolf might be heroic but that also means one more hungry wolf. Such is nature, so it's in best interest to interact as less as possible except in extraordinary circumstances. That's why most of the unique interactions by wildlife photographer started by the wildlife approaching them on its own instead of them initiating contact.
      Idk about petting though, but I also think it was best to let the penguin did whatever they wanted until it satisfied its curiosity and become bored and left asap on its own.

    • @videt7459
      @videt7459 8 месяцев назад +3

      Because he isn't a pet or a toy, he's a wild animal and deserves to be respected as such.

    • @wanderingseth
      @wanderingseth 8 месяцев назад +1

      And the beak is so sharp

  • @youi8236
    @youi8236 4 года назад +9700

    The jealousy on the other man’s eye looking at the penguin jumping on his belly 😂

  • @gozdenur9776
    @gozdenur9776 4 года назад +34329

    “I’ve got a penguin standing on my belly.”
    This man might be the only human being who said these words.

    • @Murrel.
      @Murrel. 4 года назад +456

      Not for long...

    • @Freiya2011
      @Freiya2011 4 года назад +211

      I'm a bit envious!

    • @DirtPerson
      @DirtPerson 4 года назад +361

      Nah, I bet that happened during the Shackleton Expedition. The sailors write about how the penguins would walk right up to them and even wander into camp. Made hunting them so easy that much of their diet was penguin. They say that penguin meat is exceptionally greasy, and they all got tired of it pretty quick.

    • @Murrel.
      @Murrel. 4 года назад +22

      @@DirtPerson I've heard of that voyage

    • @DirtPerson
      @DirtPerson 4 года назад +278

      @@Murrel.
      It's a really great story. For two years these dudes are stranded in the ice wastes of Antarctica. A few of them rig a lifeboat with a sail and go on an all-or-nothing sea voyage on across some of the roughest waters in the world to go find help. They succeed. Not a single person died during the whole experience. Ironically, most of the crew were drafted when the returned home to Britain and died in the trenches during WW1. :(

  • @cosminctc
    @cosminctc 3 года назад +12134

    Penguin: "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"

    • @Corrubris
      @Corrubris 3 года назад +71

      @@LiterallySpikeSpiegel dont try it

    • @pbee.njayay444
      @pbee.njayay444 3 года назад +44

      @@LiterallySpikeSpiegel Are you glad there was no sand in the video

    • @arghadeepchoudhury7250
      @arghadeepchoudhury7250 3 года назад +25

      Or high belly ( proud penguin noises)

    • @therealsoul666
      @therealsoul666 3 года назад +29

      "I AM the high ground!"

    • @RoninMilli
      @RoninMilli 3 года назад +40

      YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

  • @longWriter
    @longWriter Год назад +4

    I was just hoping the penguin wasn't about to poop---in zoos, it seems like the penguins are always climbing onto the highest object they can to poop.

  • @dannybenhur6123
    @dannybenhur6123 5 лет назад +2359

    RUclips: This is so good, let me recommend this 7 years later...

  • @Gboy163
    @Gboy163 4 года назад +6991

    “It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!”

    • @vanz681
      @vanz681 4 года назад +147

      "You underestimate my power!"

    • @biggusdickus661
      @biggusdickus661 4 года назад +103

      "It's over Penguinakin,I have the high ground"

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 4 года назад +18

      Yes. Just yes.

    • @infam441
      @infam441 4 года назад +25

      @SenpaiReitz "AHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @sergiorubens8475
      @sergiorubens8475 4 года назад +9

      @@biggusdickus661 *WHEZZE*

  • @unhommequicourt
    @unhommequicourt 4 года назад +11028

    Penguin is like : "I'm at the top of the world!"
    Human : "No you're just at the top of my belly..."
    Penguin : "But you're my whole world bro..."
    -"Bro..."

  • @noahneely1852
    @noahneely1852 10 месяцев назад +25

    Penguin: I have slayed this beast

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 9 месяцев назад +1

      _"And now he's going to find out what I jumped on his belly in order to do"_

  • @pascati9936
    @pascati9936 7 лет назад +1347

    "I've done it! I've conquered man!"

    • @deadaccount2623
      @deadaccount2623 7 лет назад +94

      One small step for Penguin, one large leap for Penguin kind.

    • @dudeyourthesexiestmanalivebut
      @dudeyourthesexiestmanalivebut 7 лет назад +28

      Im-P-ulse “now the world.....”

    • @WhyName
      @WhyName 6 лет назад +10

      Im-P-ulse but the jokes on him. There are much fatter men out there.
      Good luck conquering those.

    • @c4ptain4iperfish4
      @c4ptain4iperfish4 6 лет назад +4

      Your icon fits your comment so well

    • @zennle231
      @zennle231 6 лет назад

      I ruined the 666 likes

  • @NyleTrewTattoos
    @NyleTrewTattoos 4 года назад +6079

    Penguin: "I HAVE CONQUERED THE HOOMAN"

    • @AlPootis
      @AlPootis 4 года назад +83

      "I WILL NOW GET LOTS OF FISH FOR REWARD"
      " *He he.... These fools.. I'll conquer the world.. I'll take ALL their fish, and my brain will be twice as big...* "
      "Prepare yourself, hoomans.. We are coming! We will beat the cuteness of birbs. WE WILL SURPASS THE COCKATIELS!"

    • @MeMe-better_than_you
      @MeMe-better_than_you 4 года назад +9

      Wandering Dude ...

    • @AlPootis
      @AlPootis 4 года назад +8

      @@MeMe-better_than_you Don't come closer, you don't wanna be eaten!

    • @justalittlerest
      @justalittlerest 4 года назад +5

      Wandering Dude
      ‘Tism.

    • @AlPootis
      @AlPootis 4 года назад +2

      @@justalittlerest ?

  • @cupcakeourlord
    @cupcakeourlord 4 года назад +36195

    Fun fact: Since penguins have no natural predators on land they dont fear humans. Thats why they arent running away from these guys.

    • @TheAveragePalico
      @TheAveragePalico 4 года назад +1197

      Apart from skuas but yeah

    • @user-jq1sy9sh4v
      @user-jq1sy9sh4v 4 года назад +30

      ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html

    • @trollzynisaacjohan1793
      @trollzynisaacjohan1793 4 года назад +143

      @@user-jq1sy9sh4v duck your banana roll

    • @commandoclo
      @commandoclo 4 года назад +3228

      Well there are some that prey on chicks. It’s more Antarctic penguins only encountered humans for the first time about 150 years ago. They don’t really know what we are, so unlike most other animals they’ve no instinct to be feared of us.

    • @sevothtartesama18
      @sevothtartesama18 4 года назад +1870

      @@commandoclo “they don’t know what we are” ... man that hit me. I know how you meant it, but it really hits hard when you think what we do.

  • @noyes1382
    @noyes1382 2 года назад +4

    “So what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?”
    Penguin: *”haegh. haeugh.”*

  • @carlmike94
    @carlmike94 11 лет назад +2872

    ...we need more penguin videos

  • @Joesmho23
    @Joesmho23 3 года назад +6155

    He looks very proud of himself. As he should be.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 года назад +26

      Not proud at all. Just confident.

    • @FactStorm
      @FactStorm Год назад +28

      That hop and dominance over a human should be something it should be proud of lmao

    • @joelbellJB
      @joelbellJB Год назад +2

      @@scintillam_deioh I was very proud!

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Год назад

      @@joelbellJB Impostor. Hellywood corrupts all it touches.

    • @joelbellJB
      @joelbellJB Год назад +1

      @@scintillam_dei do not disrespect the penguin, you’ll regret it…

  • @josh9220
    @josh9220 7 лет назад +4373

    I think he just said "I'm king of the world"

    • @reddgambit2216
      @reddgambit2216 7 лет назад +98

      "i have conquered you puny human"

    • @Biuzinhu
      @Biuzinhu 7 лет назад +15

      ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @josh9220
      @josh9220 7 лет назад +1

      RG - Gameplay 😂😂😂

    • @greenfrogg565
      @greenfrogg565 7 лет назад +3

      Josh because jumping on a small guys belly makes you king of the world

    • @cheesebro7178
      @cheesebro7178 6 лет назад

      1 th like!

  • @kerrybaldino8826
    @kerrybaldino8826 Год назад +28

    Guys, we need more of these talking warm rocks. Will be great to sleep on in the winter!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +5224

    The kindest way for a penguin to tell a man to lose some weight.

  • @redDL89
    @redDL89 10 лет назад +9545

    what the video doesn't show is that the penguin came back later with a flag and erected it on his belly to lay claim to it.

    • @femoman
      @femoman 10 лет назад +478

      "I claim this land for Antarctica!"

    • @MazHem
      @MazHem 10 лет назад +165

      Michael Welsh "Do you have a flaaag?"

    • @nightrunner9375
      @nightrunner9375 10 лет назад +78

      "There will be TP for every man!"

    • @3stans936
      @3stans936 7 лет назад +2

      redDL89 lol

    • @localfoolthecreature
      @localfoolthecreature 7 лет назад +151

      redDL89 the penguin made its own independent country.

  • @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC
    @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC 3 года назад +2767

    Cameraman: "So what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?"
    Penguin: "Huh? Ha!"

    • @oceanman9686
      @oceanman9686 3 года назад +6

      Yo mista is that you?.

    • @00MrPanda00
      @00MrPanda00 3 года назад +1

      What a funny joke.

    • @patootie3529
      @patootie3529 3 года назад +5

      @@00MrPanda00 why, yes, indeed it is. Thank you for pointing that out

    • @totygamer2548
      @totygamer2548 3 года назад +4

      @@00MrPanda00 Yup it is a funny joke, good observation!

    • @jizukixa_kuronoyuichiro
      @jizukixa_kuronoyuichiro 2 года назад +3

      @@00MrPanda00 yes, yes it is

  • @kefkapalazzo1
    @kefkapalazzo1 8 месяцев назад +6

    of all the people posting on the damn internet every second of every day... this is still hard to find. what a blessing for this guy thank for sharing

  • @lucyk.5163
    @lucyk.5163 5 лет назад +1159

    You gotta have a willpower made of vibranium to stop yourself from petting and hugging those floofies... I know you’re not supposed to interact with wildlife but they are just so cute!!!

    • @gofishglobal7919
      @gofishglobal7919 5 лет назад +30

      Floofies!!

    • @lucyk.5163
      @lucyk.5163 5 лет назад +14

      Miles Codias Lol it’s a Madagascar reference, because of the penguins :) Pretty sure Alex the lion called his teddy bear Floofie in one of the movies!

    • @FalandraAoC
      @FalandraAoC 4 года назад +33

      I could not resist petting its belly, it's probably so soft with all the baby feathers >.

    • @notinsane4165
      @notinsane4165 4 года назад +17

      I've never been one for rules and if human society refuses to let me pet the wild floof what's even the point of being a part of it?

    • @notinsane4165
      @notinsane4165 4 года назад +3

      @Nah mate that's a very odd statement and sounds like something you're just repeating. I'd simply give it a single boop upon it's noggin and part ways.

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 4 года назад +1402

    It's all fun and games until the Penguin starts to Tap dance on your stomach

  • @givemeoats
    @givemeoats 7 лет назад +5861

    His belly looks so sof and fluffy

    • @KrishnaDasLessons
      @KrishnaDasLessons 7 лет назад +49

      Super Pony 3 Why are you everywhere

    • @audreyn1996
      @audreyn1996 7 лет назад +11

      Krishna Das I agree

    • @tanzeli1998
      @tanzeli1998 7 лет назад +200

      Ikr the penguine's too

    • @nethaye
      @nethaye 7 лет назад +34

      Super Pony 3 he is so floffy and smol

    • @audreyn1996
      @audreyn1996 7 лет назад +4

      Hate IncarNate what

  • @scarletjester7831
    @scarletjester7831 Год назад +41

    You may not be allowed to touch the animals, but absolutely nothing is really stopping the animals from touching you

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 4 месяца назад +3

      And they will exercise that right. Consistently.

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious 11 лет назад +754

    Not now, Gunter.

  • @goldneko
    @goldneko 7 лет назад +2613

    that penguin got some nice lipstick

  • @LL-qq4go
    @LL-qq4go 7 лет назад +3158

    Wow the new Jurassic Park looks amazing!

    •  7 лет назад +62

      J V Sorry to break your dreams but this is just a fan made trailer

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 7 лет назад +10

      Jake Paul ur a rude piece of lettuce m8

    •  7 лет назад +2

      Alicia MacFarlane and ur a jew

    • @johndoherty487
      @johndoherty487 6 лет назад +3

      Are those the new spinosaurus in the Jurassic World 2?

    • @slatespok
      @slatespok 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah i know, so hyped !!!!

  • @HypeMaster1473
    @HypeMaster1473 Месяц назад +2

    That penguin has achieved the high ground!

  • @KittyPrydeVFX
    @KittyPrydeVFX 7 лет назад +1301

    Penguin: [baby penguin noises]
    Cameraman: What do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?
    Penguin: Hahh, ha.

  • @GuadalupeGuacamole
    @GuadalupeGuacamole 3 года назад +3786

    “You can do it penguin.”
    We all need a hype man like this little penguin got.

    • @Staygoofy243
      @Staygoofy243 Год назад +3

      Watch it again you must love this vid

  • @RedHeavy-
    @RedHeavy- 4 года назад +4209

    Meanwhile on penguin youtube: “VERY cozy hooman”

    • @elkheyou4061
      @elkheyou4061 3 года назад +5

      I'm the 1k like

    • @miyamotomusashi3968
      @miyamotomusashi3968 3 года назад +25

      Its called penguintube

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 3 года назад +4

      @@miyamotomusashi3968 no its called OURTUBE **BASS BOOSTED USSR THEME PLAYS*
      Ok now that i think about it it sounds really gay now

    • @no-qm4ug
      @no-qm4ug 3 года назад

      hilarious

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels 3 года назад

      @@garlicbreadstick404
      I have no idea what you just said but NICE

  • @IshmaelDoe
    @IshmaelDoe Год назад +12

    this is the last footage from Joel, he didn't make it, the cuteness is too much

  • @vitalic_drms
    @vitalic_drms 8 лет назад +4123

    NOOT NOOT

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 4 года назад +628

    "A small jump for a penquin. But a leap for Penguinity"

  • @durgaapatil7275
    @durgaapatil7275 3 года назад +1200

    "My dad has a gold tooth."
    "Well, my dad had a baby penguin on his belly."

    • @nonamechannl
      @nonamechannl 2 года назад +6

      this sounds so wrong

    • @SATANFUCKSMYSOUL
      @SATANFUCKSMYSOUL 2 года назад +3

      @@nonamechannl how

    • @lick28
      @lick28 2 года назад +9

      @@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL probably misread on as in.

    • @motzie9754
      @motzie9754 2 года назад +16

      “My dad has diabetes” - the one girl

    • @myrrhamaiasaura109
      @myrrhamaiasaura109 2 года назад

      @@motzie9754 ah yes I remember that video

  • @naomiokenn447
    @naomiokenn447 3 месяца назад +1

    He jumped on his belly and then started cawing and the other penguins cawed like “WE HAVE DEFEATED THE LOWLY HUMAN YET AGAIN”

  • @Raving_Rando
    @Raving_Rando 5 лет назад +688

    Penguin: I am the almighty, fear the fuzzy! ...FEAR IT!

  • @jetfowl
    @jetfowl 6 лет назад +815

    "There is a penguin trying to jump onto my belly."
    Your life is now complete.

  • @PerkingKimchiman
    @PerkingKimchiman 5 лет назад +1214

    Human: "Exists"
    Penguin: "Its FREE REAL ESTATE!"

  • @DMo1986
    @DMo1986 Год назад +2

    Penguins are like Meerkats, they see us humans as bigger versions of them

  • @MetroVerse
    @MetroVerse 5 лет назад +2584

    I would pet the shit out of that thing

    • @mehmetcanyakut2418
      @mehmetcanyakut2418 5 лет назад +438

      Unfortunately, wild photographers and travelers aren't allowed to pet, feed or interract with wild-life. It is just, wild animals shouldn't see humans as a source of affection or food. It is so sad tho, I couldn't resist such cuteness.

    • @MetroVerse
      @MetroVerse 5 лет назад +184

      @@mehmetcanyakut2418 Doesn't hurt anyone to just give the penguin a little belly rub though... I sure as hell would. If they don't like it, they're just gonna have to fine me 😂

    • @AlexInF1
      @AlexInF1 5 лет назад +63

      It'll pay you by pecking you like crazy

    • @6oLsh0i6o0z3
      @6oLsh0i6o0z3 5 лет назад +70

      @@mehmetcanyakut2418 That just made up stuff tbh. If people really care about the animals, they would stay far away from making any close encounter like this. Though they might not think human are the source of food or affection like you said, this close encounter would make them trust human as "safe" and not dangerous and be comfortable around human. Still bad imo.

    • @MelAncholynus
      @MelAncholynus 5 лет назад +15

      Maybe they did off camera. 🙂

  • @Theealterego
    @Theealterego 9 лет назад +1508

    Penguins are cool because they're always wearing tuxedos

  • @mmwyatt73
    @mmwyatt73 5 лет назад +1777

    “So what do you do when a penguin jumps in your belly”
    *FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL*

  • @Ratress6
    @Ratress6 Месяц назад

    I would actually scream out of cuteness overload! You are strong for resisting the floofy hug!!! ❤

  • @normajeansherer568
    @normajeansherer568 7 лет назад +791

    The man with the belly has been blessed.

    • @joeloleson
      @joeloleson  7 лет назад +33

      Norma jean Sherer Yes he has.

    • @LegendarySparantus
      @LegendarySparantus 5 лет назад +15

      " The man *with* the belly " lol

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 5 лет назад +2

      @@LegendarySparantus
      As opposed to the man without the belly?
      LOL

    • @weiwei4804
      @weiwei4804 5 лет назад

      *the penguins belly you mean

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 5 лет назад

      What kind of scary-ass men came to your birthdays.

  • @datgio4951
    @datgio4951 3 года назад +1549

    “Okay Now its really close”
    *YOU DIED*

  • @renardfou594
    @renardfou594 7 лет назад +834

    "what in the south pole are you DOING private?!?!?"

    • @2pointSummer
      @2pointSummer 5 лет назад +5

      I was your 666th like. you're welcome.

    • @tobimakkura
      @tobimakkura 5 лет назад

      @@2pointSummer haaaaaail Satan

  • @mjremy2605
    @mjremy2605 Год назад +5

    The mouth is as red as a salmon. What a cutie. I'd be petting that penguin, unable to resist. So sweet and fluffy.

  • @smockydevil
    @smockydevil 5 лет назад +731

    That's a real Emperor Penguin!!
    He conquered your belly...

    • @155chipmunkz
      @155chipmunkz 5 лет назад +11

      It’s a gentoo. Different coloring.

    • @zeusgaming3788
      @zeusgaming3788 5 лет назад +10

      r/woooosh

    • @andrescd9327
      @andrescd9327 5 лет назад +7

      Penguin's British probably.

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 4 года назад

      @@155chipmunkz Love this breed... and their vocalizations.🐧💕

    • @Jone_V
      @Jone_V 4 года назад

      @@zeusgaming3788 why... WHY!?