Getting a Castle - Mount and Blade II: Bannerlord (Part 5)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

Комментарии • 94

  • @jamesk8730
    @jamesk8730 4 года назад +90

    Your castle is losing food, you can switch your daily default to "irrigation" and construct a granary to improve your food production.

  • @poisonkingfire
    @poisonkingfire 4 года назад +59

    They said it couldn't be done.
    But the King is back to rule the land again.

  • @deoryad1608
    @deoryad1608 4 года назад +24

    Simo's laugh is contagious
    And also the
    "I got free bitches at the castle" line cracks me up

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 8 месяцев назад

    17:56 Father-Child bonding time:
    “What are our words?!”
    “‘We shank you from below!’”

  • @Festias
    @Festias 4 года назад +4

    I absolutely adore that when the decision was being made on who to give the castle to, it said "give to the Sandboi" for Marik. So freaking funny.

  • @TheNorthlander
    @TheNorthlander 4 года назад +5

    Our great leader has abandoned his army for the sake of memes.

  • @nikolaipedrov9084
    @nikolaipedrov9084 4 года назад +20

    Simo's actual pick-up line for the bois 7:08

  • @daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119
    @daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119 4 года назад +54

    Hey, you are indeed alive habibi. I though you already went to oof-land

  • @noise_rebeca
    @noise_rebeca 4 года назад

    1000 man's bizarre adventure... the promise time has come.

  • @larzanthony2275
    @larzanthony2275 4 года назад +6

    MARIK GOT A CASTLE!!!

  • @Messalah1
    @Messalah1 4 года назад +7

    Welcome back. We missed you

  • @jordanlv
    @jordanlv 3 года назад +2

    I’m just getting to this series and what happened to them

  • @kristianaarvik-hansen9312
    @kristianaarvik-hansen9312 4 года назад +13

    Marik even got his own harem whit the castle

  • @nataniel1002
    @nataniel1002 4 года назад +11

    It's been 84 years...

  • @danielroberson5389
    @danielroberson5389 4 года назад +3

    Good to see your back.

  • @khoin1992nguyen
    @khoin1992nguyen 4 года назад +2

    Simo's lecherous laugh is hilarious

  • @silverhand9965
    @silverhand9965 4 года назад +34

    "Perhaps you and I.... 😳👉👈
    Haha jk
    Unless...😳

    • @balticbvll2987
      @balticbvll2987 4 года назад +8

      i showed you my camel please respond

  • @ZackStormYT
    @ZackStormYT 3 года назад +1

    I'd say you accomplished your goal of empressing the king after all I think you just became the first aserai to ever shank over a dozen enemys in the butt in a single battle XD

  • @delicioussandtestboard4274
    @delicioussandtestboard4274 4 года назад +1

    This brings a smile to my face

  • @patrickmoore9922
    @patrickmoore9922 4 года назад +2

    I can't wait to see this series going forward. Great stuff:)

  • @paritoshd
    @paritoshd 4 года назад +32

    The game has been out for 3 months, how have you never taken a castle before?"
    Anyway, max out food production thingies, and buy cheap grain amd sell it in your villages if you run out.
    Militia is shitty, but free troops you get in settlements. Garrison is what you put in yourself. Those guys level up while in the castle.
    This is all very barebones, and you can figure this out on yourself.

  • @Ku_So
    @Ku_So 4 года назад +1

    If you take Prisoners (troops, vasalls, etc.) you can go to a friendly City an instead of selling them you can put them into the dungeon an you will gain respect (or whatever ist called) PS. good to have you back

  • @nonbisco
    @nonbisco 4 года назад +2

    Man did I miss Simo content

  • @shredjward
    @shredjward 4 года назад +7

    Hey Simo! Long time no see, glad youre back. The Aserai Experience was a great video! I could see how much work you put into making it, even just the way you did the Jojo part 2 intro had me blown away. Cant wait to see what you put out next :)

  • @wik7or214
    @wik7or214 4 года назад +3

    yoo I know you know but you know, just in case, theres either background noise or you mic needs some pattening
    also its so great to have the aserai king back man

  • @pookygallahad4749
    @pookygallahad4749 4 года назад

    Happy to see you posting again comrade, stay smart lad

  • @melonking3104
    @melonking3104 4 года назад +1

    You can pretty much just add everything in the castle to a build queue, it will get built eventually, doesnt take too long, but that depends on how you play, and if it doesnt get taken back immediately

  • @delicioussandtestboard4274
    @delicioussandtestboard4274 4 года назад +1

    Simo 2 the channel of dead play throughs

  • @Mihar
    @Mihar 2 года назад

    Dude first all i salute you , you are doing a great great job ! Peace a sat ..... i'v enjoyed the series , the way they're presented everything ! and for the edited video i consider them perfectly made with original ideas .... ma3ndi mantssalk i became addicted to your content :D

  • @noobpillow2453
    @noobpillow2453 4 года назад +1

    Lmao after masters degree= youtube full time
    Sociaty

  • @jorgejohnson875
    @jorgejohnson875 4 года назад

    Simo, right now prisoners will escape very easily, it's not worth keeping them. What you can do is take them into your army, then either execute them or take them to the ransom broker to sell them (but it barely gives any money so I'd execute them) but executing them will lower your honor and relations.

  • @chrisgachoka6620
    @chrisgachoka6620 3 года назад +1

    bring this back

  • @jacksonashmolean1035
    @jacksonashmolean1035 4 года назад

    Snazzy video! Welcome back my lord. Always good to see the homie Marik

  • @alekid2086
    @alekid2086 4 года назад +1

    What happened to your rimworld playthrough, simo?

  • @alimneimne
    @alimneimne 4 года назад

    Great episode. Keep it up!

  • @chino6398
    @chino6398 4 года назад

    Hey simo hoping to see a new episode soon loving the series

  • @booradley6832
    @booradley6832 3 года назад +1

    >bailing out to go to your shit tier castle
    >not staying for the siege of super profitable city so you can take that.
    I remember my first day in video games.

  • @balticbvll2987
    @balticbvll2987 4 года назад

    fuck yeah, i dont see your prisoners as vassals or people, i see them as emergancy snacks

  • @walterbigsby6380
    @walterbigsby6380 4 года назад

    What's with all the blood in the tournaments, they would have used blunt weapons surely, and I would think wooden training weapons before the proliferation of plate armor.

  • @mrvikingbob2635
    @mrvikingbob2635 4 года назад

    Editing is fun, but hell it can be rough bro. Your doing a great job on all your videos. DA MEMES

  • @dcanedemboyz7431
    @dcanedemboyz7431 4 года назад

    Welcome back G

  • @holpaer
    @holpaer 4 года назад

    Ayy welcome back my man. No dislikes on this vid, dis gon be gud.

  • @viervonvisonar9889
    @viervonvisonar9889 4 года назад

    Eeeey yoooo simo is back baby

  • @serithlenigod
    @serithlenigod 4 года назад

    Yo simo if you wanna get influence fast get a lot of prisoners and donate them to the dungeon of one of the aserai cities, it's like selling them but for influence instead of money

  • @JPAYMENT
    @JPAYMENT 4 года назад

    Keep it Up

  • @thegameshunger2328
    @thegameshunger2328 4 года назад +1

    الصاط تبارك الله عليك كمل
    مرا مرا هدر بالدارجة
    بق بق نق نق نحن نغرق

  • @WeariedCoffee2
    @WeariedCoffee2 3 года назад

    i cant believe its been a year since a video here :(

  • @sokushi2482
    @sokushi2482 4 года назад

    Well done on you thesis lad !

  • @Romczy
    @Romczy 4 года назад

    Some say Ma'iq is dead. I say they are impatient. 18:44 "why ar you gae?"

  • @lucherre2600
    @lucherre2600 2 года назад +1

    Next episode when

  • @mertdinc5459
    @mertdinc5459 Год назад

    As a Master student in chemistry i understand you my friend... im so close to getting my degree as well

  • @Etherealizer
    @Etherealizer 4 года назад

    Good to have you back. Out of curiosity, Simo, why did you decide to move stuff to this channel?

  • @도메인프리
    @도메인프리 4 года назад

    Bruhhhh, You were alive!!

  • @s.d.9565
    @s.d.9565 4 года назад +10

    *I H A V E B E E N S U M M O N E D*

  • @blue9001
    @blue9001 2 года назад

    More mount and blade 0 to hero max everything as a seperate project?

  • @florecnd7588
    @florecnd7588 4 года назад +1

    Yesss, finally.

  • @peterbringstan4696
    @peterbringstan4696 3 года назад +1

    I've been waiting and yet there's no response to be seen nor heard. I believe it is time to say farewell to this series and declare it dead.

  • @allesarfint
    @allesarfint 4 года назад +4

    How tf your save is still working?

    • @biglenin7306
      @biglenin7306 4 года назад +2

      Didnt you hear him bro??? He has a master's degree... duuhh

    • @ahmadkamil3713
      @ahmadkamil3713 4 года назад +2

      @@biglenin7306 true,true! He could even fix the moon after it has been cut in half! With the power of master degree of course!

    • @biglenin7306
      @biglenin7306 4 года назад +1

      @@ahmadkamil3713 hahahaha, im so glad I get this reference:)))

  • @graemechapman7078
    @graemechapman7078 4 года назад

    What did you do your Masters Thesis on?

  • @stalhein62
    @stalhein62 4 года назад

    0:21 You are on this platform, but we do not grant you the rank of Master. Take a seat, young Simo.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 4 года назад

    Nice to see you alive and well. Was the channel named Simo 2 and not just Simo before though?

    • @NotSimo
      @NotSimo 4 года назад +4

      This is the second channel, main channel is the one that's just Simo

  • @Leonhard1508
    @Leonhard1508 4 года назад

    I loove the fun he has after 2 months of not filming.. 😂

  • @josesanchez-zf5sz
    @josesanchez-zf5sz 4 года назад

    inchaallah have you back

  • @Furko08
    @Furko08 4 года назад

    Man, Sieges in Bannerlord are way nicer than in Warband

  • @seb2750
    @seb2750 4 года назад +1

    Masters Degree in Youtubing. XD So .. did you unlock a new title? MASTER SIMO

  • @gigelsuflatare2166
    @gigelsuflatare2166 4 года назад

    Kenshi when?

  • @ehhh4483
    @ehhh4483 4 года назад

    Yes yes yes yes YES

  • @mikeb8441
    @mikeb8441 4 года назад

    Those cities belonged to the northern empire, technically. The Northern Empire never survives.

  • @hateendeavour8147
    @hateendeavour8147 4 года назад +4

    Watching this after the stream from earlier, I was quranreader1411

  • @Necroundum
    @Necroundum 4 года назад

    wut hes back

  • @boomercycle1951
    @boomercycle1951 4 года назад

    Why does Unqid look like the guy from Megamind

  • @Rocky70434
    @Rocky70434 4 года назад

    number one

  • @NotChoUncle
    @NotChoUncle 4 года назад

    YOUR NOT DEAD

  • @fluffypartyanimalstranslat2451
    @fluffypartyanimalstranslat2451 4 года назад

    Arwa will marry you like all of us over 1 million people married her lol

  • @Midori_Ringo
    @Midori_Ringo 4 года назад

    no need to up the production quality. The jank is part of the entertainment value

  • @biglenin7306
    @biglenin7306 4 года назад +1

    Simo. Just so you know the ai will ransom lords almost immediately if you put thwm in a castle. They wont be randomed if they are in your party, but if tou have to many lords in your party at a time the ai will think it is loosing the war and just make peace. Its really a pretty shiet system:(

  • @KristofKarwinskithegreat-se5pu
    @KristofKarwinskithegreat-se5pu 3 года назад

    Hello

  • @pluclothing5686
    @pluclothing5686 2 года назад

    hope u ok

  • @BenIsBored
    @BenIsBored 4 года назад

    yessssssss

  • @nonyhyzk97
    @nonyhyzk97 4 года назад

    انت بجد بتتكلم عربي

  • @shotgunsultan603
    @shotgunsultan603 4 года назад +2

    aand he is dead again

  • @phoenixmann8229
    @phoenixmann8229 4 года назад

    Chad

  • @javaslapnervedjosh1877
    @javaslapnervedjosh1877 4 года назад

    ARE BOY

  • @walterbigsby6380
    @walterbigsby6380 4 года назад

    18:12 Absolutely trash ai, they already made bannerlords less realistic in many ways than warband and now this, nearly unredeemable in my opinion, the whole point of a fucking castle is to defend from within it.

  • @freeze7894
    @freeze7894 2 года назад

    My god simo2 is more dead then my sex life