Guy Partied With A Fatal Wound For 4 Days

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  10 месяцев назад +733

    Hi Friends! Thanks for watching . Make sure to like and subscribe for the algorithm. All my upcoming show dates are here ->www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com If you’d like to subscribe to the membership ->shorturl.at/enpB1

    • @monicamacneille3372
      @monicamacneille3372 10 месяцев назад +14

      Dude, you're one of my favorite comedians in the world. You need your own news/current events show.

    • @mariposa1236
      @mariposa1236 10 месяцев назад +3

      Hi Friend 👋🏽

    • @DanielTalsky
      @DanielTalsky 10 месяцев назад +6

      Yo what is your closing theme music, man I need to bump that for more than 8 seconds so bad!

    • @joshuastanton6731
      @joshuastanton6731 10 месяцев назад +10

      Good job out there Josh, you’re always making the most thought provoking jokes about life and perspective.

    • @MattiusW
      @MattiusW 10 месяцев назад +5

      You are going big places. So funny and poignant every show. Come to Everett, Washington!

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 10 месяцев назад +2772

    "If I get shot in the head...I die. That's just how I was raised." 🤣🤣

    • @wiggletonthewise2141
      @wiggletonthewise2141 7 месяцев назад +55

      Now that’s some relatable comedy right there

    • @penpad_bts
      @penpad_bts 7 месяцев назад +83

      It’s the respectful thing to do.

    • @evenhasawatermark
      @evenhasawatermark 6 месяцев назад +26

      That shit was so funny I actually had to pause the video.

    • @catharineorellana3522
      @catharineorellana3522 6 месяцев назад +27

      His Grandma didn't raise no fool!!!!!!

    • @MommaRN12756
      @MommaRN12756 4 месяца назад +19

      Older folks….ahhh he was raised right, such a sweet boy 🥰😊

  • @hanzflackshnack1158
    @hanzflackshnack1158 10 месяцев назад +1453

    "The head is where they keep ALL the brains." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @i.m.takkinen
    @i.m.takkinen 10 месяцев назад +4105

    Can't believe how much good material perfectly delivered this dude comes out with on a consistent basis. It's wild.

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 10 месяцев назад +88

      He just gets out there and experiences life in some pretty funny places I bet. It so reminds me of all sorts of weird shlt I've seen. Like once in a park in the Oakland hills (this was in the 80's when stoners just hung out in parks), I saw a guy who was definitely on that same drug.
      It started out with him trying chop down a 100 year old redwood tree with his foot and then his fists, and then when that didn't work, he charged the tree from about 12 feet away and head butted it.
      Then he got into a fight with my friends brother, witch as indestructible as he seemed, was still a big mistake..
      Later after he was essentially embarrassed out of the park, the police found him hiding in the bushes on the other side of the freeway for some reason, and the paramedics put him in a straight-jacket, and strapped him down tight to a gurney, and as the paramedics wheeled him by us, he lifted his head up, and with a massive and honestly very friendly at that point (guess he was enjoying the ride) and massive grin, he yells out,, _"Hey! It was really fun partying with you people! Let's do it again, okay?"_
      And that's the short version. lols

    • @zebralauren1
      @zebralauren1 10 месяцев назад +11

      Facts!!!

    • @MrIndiemusic101
      @MrIndiemusic101 10 месяцев назад +67

      Because he's actually funny and can write actual punchlines instead of complaining about bullshit cancel culture.

    • @grantgravesgmail
      @grantgravesgmail 10 месяцев назад +43

      I totally agree. We all have these experiences but Josh can always see the humor and has amazing delivery. He makes it look so easy but you know he is a crazy smart dude making all laugh at his view point.
      I just love his entertainment.

    • @MarlonOwnsYourCake
      @MarlonOwnsYourCake 10 месяцев назад +6

      It's scary

  • @lucaszeta
    @lucaszeta 10 месяцев назад +1102

    🇧🇷 Brazilian here. It was a stray bullet shot so far away it hit him with less force.
    We take New Year's Eve and Carnival parties too seriously, ain't no bullet going to stop my guy from having a little fun.

    • @therealwilfreddierkes9980
      @therealwilfreddierkes9980 9 месяцев назад +71

      Duuuude. This is a true story??? Omg.
      Respect.

    • @mattjohn4731
      @mattjohn4731 9 месяцев назад +30

      Gun violence is raging here in Albuquerque. The government needs to house the homeless and provide medical care. Violence will decrease immediately. And background checks and mental health support. I'm far left but not against gun rights

    • @corvanphoenix
      @corvanphoenix 7 месяцев назад +38

      @@mattjohn4731 Bro, basically only Americans can understand how you guys have to live with guns. In our countries, 9/10 shootings are organised crime or the police. We never think about weapons in our daily lives. I mean, I own rifles & people can have firearms, but it's just like one of the hundreds of hobbies people have.

    • @cnj67
      @cnj67 7 месяцев назад +33

      I've seen Brazilians happily boasting about how they sustained pretty bad damage, got on the hospital wagon, and back out and dance. I believe you.

    • @rozwynn2349
      @rozwynn2349 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag 10 месяцев назад +1611

    "I go to another plane where the mortal coil cannot follow" may be my favorite line ever uttered in a comedy set.

    • @pumpkingill9646
      @pumpkingill9646 10 месяцев назад +19

      I agree.

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi 10 месяцев назад +36

      Yes I was walking to my kitchen listening and had to just pause for a few seconds lolll

    • @roberthuber7031
      @roberthuber7031 10 месяцев назад +87

      Sometimes a comedian can say something so poignant the only thing to say is "Bars". This young man is the peak of observational comedy and he has Richard Pryor/George Carlin level potential if he keeps going strong. I expect great things from Josh in his comedy future. He has that old soul feel to him.

    • @umihereuminoumi6177
      @umihereuminoumi6177 7 месяцев назад +19

      I was practically screaming MORTAL COIL?! 🤣

    • @andromedaspark2241
      @andromedaspark2241 7 месяцев назад +28

      This is a man who reads. His vocabulary shows it. "Mortal coil" 🤓 he's a funny nerd and I love it 😂

  • @LiShuBen
    @LiShuBen 10 месяцев назад +2255

    As an autistic person who enjoys watching people, this was very enlightening. I’m a rather large black guy and I now fear that I may have made people very uncomfortable in the past 😅

    • @willothewild
      @willothewild 10 месяцев назад +310

      Esp. since ‘tism makes your resting face something like 🤨😕🫤😛😠 in a lot of cases. People do look a little confused when they catch me watching them. Like they don’t just glance away from me, they usually double-take and look like they’re trying to figure out what it is I want.

    • @marioricomeza2839
      @marioricomeza2839 10 месяцев назад +91

      I'm always doing the head bobbing 😅😂😂😂

    • @rozaprime
      @rozaprime 10 месяцев назад +14

      😂😂😂😅😅😅

    • @jop4112
      @jop4112 10 месяцев назад +153

      As long as you're not swimming naked in the Cabela's or Bass Pro Shop we're good 😂

    • @FlyForAWhiteTy
      @FlyForAWhiteTy 10 месяцев назад +122

      Dude as a tall white skinny cryptid that dissociates, that vibe is also hilarious to me ngl

  • @nathanhodges411
    @nathanhodges411 10 месяцев назад +429

    “I’m not a doctor, I’m not an engineer, I’m not even helpful” same dude

  • @yochaigal
    @yochaigal 10 месяцев назад +1203

    "That's not the native tongue of any land!"
    So great.

    • @rxbeckett
      @rxbeckett 10 месяцев назад +19

      That's the line that made me spit out coffee in public.

    • @paulschumacher4308
      @paulschumacher4308 10 месяцев назад +15

      I woke my family up because I was watching this while they were in bed.

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 8 месяцев назад +3

      This is the part that did me in fr!

  • @rise4097
    @rise4097 10 месяцев назад +849

    "That's drugs. That's not the native tongue of any land" 🤣

    • @willothewild
      @willothewild 10 месяцев назад +22

      No, my son…the native tongue of EVERY land 😂

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 10 месяцев назад

      reject modernity. embrace drugs... they have always been here

  • @elenawilliams32
    @elenawilliams32 10 месяцев назад +387

    "Y'all should just kiss" 😂😂😂
    Next time I see a couple of guys trying to do the macho BS getting in each others faces... I'm going to hear Josh's voice saying this! 😂

    • @savannahs8914
      @savannahs8914 2 месяца назад +1

      "JUST KISS!!"

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck Месяц назад +2

      If you're willing to gamble with your nasal integrity, say it out loud lol

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 Месяц назад

      @@Infodumptruck Oh hell NO! 👀😂

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 Месяц назад

      @@Infodumptruck Also, I love your 'nasal integrity' .... Can I borrow it all the way down here in Australia please? 😂

  • @roadcalm3303
    @roadcalm3303 10 месяцев назад +722

    So a man got shot in the head and partied for three days, but a cop had an acorn hit a car beside him, then panicked, thinking he was shot and started shooting wildly.

    • @willothewild
      @willothewild 10 месяцев назад +49

      Well, one of those two was rolling their face off, and the other was running on sugar and caffeine. Clearly we know which the cops should be doing if we want to improve their threat responses. 😛

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb 10 месяцев назад +17

      Cop-itis

    • @Laura-mi3nv
      @Laura-mi3nv 10 месяцев назад +77

      I had to look up the story about that man being shot... no one heard any gunfire and he said it felt like he'd been hit by a rock and it stopped bleeding quickly. I think perhaps he's the victim of one of those bizarre rare cases where someone shot a bullet into the air and it landed in his head. It wasn't a deep wound and took 4 full days to show symptoms. On the other story? Cops shouldn't panic, not about anything. The fight or flight response in a cop should be very supressed so that things like that don't happen. Did they also arrest all the squirrels withing a 2 mile radius?

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 10 месяцев назад +6

      Maybe it's just because I've seen Vegas cops do a podcast with a wall of blue lives themed liquor behind em but I somehow think "mandatory party legislation (for heroes™)" would go over super well

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 10 месяцев назад +8

      America 💪🏾

  • @lucienpavone3443
    @lucienpavone3443 10 месяцев назад +213

    his timing, transitions, choice of words, everything just keeps getting better.. dude will be on everyone's radar very soon mark my words

    • @anjeclbarnes
      @anjeclbarnes 9 месяцев назад +2

      Josh is a vet. He's got the respect of a lot of the old heads.

    • @iremembersleep3083
      @iremembersleep3083 7 месяцев назад +1

      His bits on the Daily Show have been pretty great.

  • @LovingSoul61
    @LovingSoul61 10 месяцев назад +396

    “You would punch US if you punched me right now”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aaaaaaaalonika
    @Aaaaaaaalonika 10 месяцев назад +857

    My favorite “blink and you’ll miss them” quotes:
    “You could punch us!”
    “Pebbles for everybody!”
    “He waved to them ‘bababababuh! 🖐️’”

    • @TobyIsAWoman
      @TobyIsAWoman 10 месяцев назад +38

      Pebbles for everybody killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @morellapoe2814
      @morellapoe2814 10 месяцев назад +42

      “Ya all should just kiss.”

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 10 месяцев назад +17

      The "you could punch us" genuinely caught me off guard, that was a great line

    • @marzipanmouse
      @marzipanmouse 7 месяцев назад +11

      "I don't know when he got naked"

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 2 месяца назад +4

      "So, you already know my man is ready to play."

  • @marlonbascombe3427
    @marlonbascombe3427 10 месяцев назад +940

    If I get shot in tne head I die... Maybe that's just how I was raised 😂😂😂😂😂😂 took me tf out

    • @juliehill9247
      @juliehill9247 10 месяцев назад +20

      Right - I laughed so hard I cried

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 10 месяцев назад +23

      Spat out my drink. What am I even drinking while watching this. I should know better.

    • @Simplelivingslowliving
      @Simplelivingslowliving 10 месяцев назад +8

      Sameeeee 😂😂😂

    • @christybroadhead4511
      @christybroadhead4511 2 месяца назад

      I read this comment before I heard him deliver it. It did not disappoint. 😂😂😂

  • @Misterzen87
    @Misterzen87 9 месяцев назад +40

    There hasnt been a new comedian i liked for many years but i love this guy

  • @catharineorellana3522
    @catharineorellana3522 6 месяцев назад +19

    I was at this show! I drove an hour to see this show & then after had a chance to meet him. What a nice man. And then i drove an hour home & continued laughing out loud alone in my car remembering his set. The comedy that keep on giving!

  • @LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm
    @LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm 10 месяцев назад +119

    "And he landed Family Guy style"...
    I knew exactly what Josh meant when I heard that; very clever description!

  • @shibean373
    @shibean373 10 месяцев назад +438

    He said "I'm not even helpful." 🤣🤣🤣 Nooo.!!! 😂😂😂

    • @deidrajames6686
      @deidrajames6686 10 месяцев назад +13

      Took me right on out!! 😂😂😂

    • @BOOMNERD51
      @BOOMNERD51 2 месяца назад

      But you are helpful, Josh! Pondering all these problems and making his audience feel better! ❤

  • @valeriedefarias
    @valeriedefarias 10 месяцев назад +154

    As a Brazilian he got me dying. I was supposed to be getting ready for class but instead I’m seating on my bead laughing my ass off

    • @angelinaasghar
      @angelinaasghar 2 месяца назад +4

      Same! Almost missed my dentist appointment 😂😭

  • @kathybell6268
    @kathybell6268 10 месяцев назад +841

    I should stop eating when i start a Josh johnson video because every time I end up spitting out my food w laughter! Josh you are better and better!

    • @jc3m
      @jc3m 10 месяцев назад +37

      I was lucky enough to see him live last week, and had to physically cover my mouth several times so as not to spit my drink out on the people in front of me.

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@jc3mAah, lucky you. I'm so jealous - in a good way! I'm seriously hoping that he comes to our Melbourne International Comedy Festival here in Australia. I'd love to see him live.
      Thrilled you had a great time.

    • @kathymisuraca5047
      @kathymisuraca5047 10 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah. Dr pepper just went out my nose. Ouch

    • @quietnerdything
      @quietnerdything 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@jc3mI saw him recently too, the next day my sides were sore and then I realized that I might have been laughing a bit too hard.

    • @jc3m
      @jc3m 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@quietnerdything oh my gosh yes! My face started to hurt about halfway through. The openers were also great.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 Месяц назад +13

    "the head is where they keep all the brains", "chopped it down like a tree", "but is he magic", "landed Family Guy style". So many banger lines, Josh Johnson is truly reinventing the form of standup comedy

  • @RevCeleste
    @RevCeleste 10 месяцев назад +85

    "These fish are al compromised. " LMAO Kiling it, dude,

  • @charlottedrolet9000
    @charlottedrolet9000 10 месяцев назад +84

    YO!!! He killed it! That whole bit about the drugged-out guy at Bass Pro shop nearly wiped me out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Blaisebullion
    @Blaisebullion 10 месяцев назад +150

    "If I get shot in the head, I die. That's just how I was raised" LOOOOOL!!!!

  • @holl377
    @holl377 10 месяцев назад +245

    This man honestly makes my week better

    • @iriedivine9
      @iriedivine9 10 месяцев назад +5

      Same! He is not only hilarious, but charasmatic too.

    • @ErinAllen-qe7fy
      @ErinAllen-qe7fy Месяц назад

      YES!!!!! 100% agree!

  • @Notoastleft
    @Notoastleft 10 месяцев назад +455

    I've followed you since your story about cat fishing the KKK, and I cannot wait for the chance to see you live, the jokes only get better

    • @sbnwnc
      @sbnwnc 10 месяцев назад +16

      That was an amazing bit!

    • @Meredith13Angel
      @Meredith13Angel 10 месяцев назад +23

      "Got fired from a gang!" Too! 😅😂

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 10 месяцев назад +26

      “Are those Klan ribs!?!?!”

    • @paigewright5091
      @paigewright5091 10 месяцев назад +5

      Same!😁

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 10 месяцев назад +9

      That was how I discovered Josh too. One of the best comedy anecdotes I've ever heard. He's a funny and very clever young man. 😂

  • @MjsticCpybr
    @MjsticCpybr 7 месяцев назад +31

    It is quite the accomplishment to make a s**cide joke that is so respectful. You don’t belittle mental illness, and you are quite empathetic. The punchline refutes such ideations while acknowledging and validating the person’s emotions, and it draws attention to the way that anxiety disorders can affect a person. All while remaining hilarious. You are a wonderful comic. Thank you.

  • @peggyliu8381
    @peggyliu8381 10 месяцев назад +80

    I saw Josh live at a show recently, and he truly is even more spectacular in person. He possesses such an easy and comfortable command of a room and his delivery of jokes is perfect. So good to see him getting more recognition!

  • @justsoup3726
    @justsoup3726 10 месяцев назад +149

    10:50 LMAO I wasnt expecting him to reference the fucking Family Guy death pose meme

  • @oliveandrice
    @oliveandrice 10 месяцев назад +88

    This set was a killer! So many great lines, so many multilevel jokes, great body language too... Josh gets better every week! I'm amazed how he is able to make so much good and fresh material constantly!

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yea this was his best set I've seen in a while.

  • @selenamartins6073
    @selenamartins6073 10 месяцев назад +297

    As a Brazilian I believe it happened. Come party in Brazil we teach you to have fun

    • @m4y4r4
      @m4y4r4 10 месяцев назад +6

      Eu tô aqui pela plateia hahahah

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia 10 месяцев назад +65

      It did! He was from Minas and after being shot, he spent the next 3 days enjoying the rest of his beach vacation in Rio, then DROVE 300KM BACK TO MINAS, then DROVE BACK AND FORTH TO RIO AGAIN FOR WORK, and only then, when his arm started acting weird, he went to the hospital where they jumped on him like nobody's business and put him in the CTI.
      After two hours of surgery, they removed the bullet and he's now recovering at home. It seems there'll be no long term damage, which is nothing short of miraculous.

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative 10 месяцев назад

      That's insane. Dude has Dev codes 😂​@@DodaGarcia

    • @clickntrip
      @clickntrip 10 месяцев назад +26

      @@DodaGarcia the man was touched by God and a bullet 🤣

    • @Simplelivingslowliving
      @Simplelivingslowliving 10 месяцев назад +7

      Com to cape verde 🇨🇻 and you’ll have a whole new type of fun. Like never before in your life.

  • @SilverCurbsideProphet
    @SilverCurbsideProphet 10 месяцев назад +227

    "Pebbles for everyone!" my new party catch phrase

    • @lala-mv2zy
      @lala-mv2zy 10 месяцев назад +6

      And then U say: imma leave now 👀😂😂😂

  • @gregorysmith3209
    @gregorysmith3209 10 месяцев назад +47

    "WELL MAYBE YOU DOIN' YO BEST" 🥺🗣🗣😂😂💪🏾 That was gold 😂👌🏾💯

  • @jaredrobinson7071
    @jaredrobinson7071 10 месяцев назад +47

    "that's just a loud noise baby girl." lol had me rolling.

  • @thatcarlchick7655
    @thatcarlchick7655 10 месяцев назад +37

    "I go to another plane where the mortal coil cannot follow." This is POETRY. Love your work!!!

  • @kellawiki
    @kellawiki 10 месяцев назад +47

    My God, this man has ACTUALLY managed to get better! I didn’t think it was possible!!! He was already SO good!

  • @Butterfly8593
    @Butterfly8593 10 месяцев назад +38

    Binge watching Josh Johnson gets my abs burning! Sometimes I’m lazy and don’t want to work out, so I watch Josh and feel accomplished!

  • @jinny13
    @jinny13 Месяц назад +5

    This is one of his best sets. The delivery, the one liners, just everything. He’s so incredibly talented. New material EVERY WEEK!

  • @amanda_eff
    @amanda_eff 10 месяцев назад +20

    I don't usually laugh out loud at videos even if I think they're hilarious, but Josh, you are a rare exception. Your imitation of that guy slipping away when they tried to grab him made me crack up. Can't wait to see you in Nashville!

    • @Kayzi19
      @Kayzi19 10 месяцев назад +1

      Had to repeat that part, was so good 😂

  • @confusedcowboy6342
    @confusedcowboy6342 10 месяцев назад +34

    “Pebbles for everybody” had me rolling

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella 10 месяцев назад +80

    "I wanna be a fun guy, but I'm not" I've never felt more seen

  • @syrenadurager
    @syrenadurager 9 месяцев назад +14

    what a beautiful soul. I see it in your eyes. Much love my friend.

  • @clareellen7722
    @clareellen7722 10 месяцев назад +88

    Love when josh goes full looney tunes character mode with physical comedy bits

  • @straitJacketFashion
    @straitJacketFashion 10 месяцев назад +39

    You say you’re not a fun guy,
    but when you said pebbles for everybody- sounded like a good time.

  • @catc9402
    @catc9402 10 месяцев назад +40

    On the last bit.. my old coworker likes to say, “you either will dazzle them with your brilliance or baffle them with your bs”. I think as a nation we’ve been baffle-in for nearly a decade.

  • @perpetuallymercurial1422
    @perpetuallymercurial1422 10 месяцев назад +73

    I feel like my reaction to "shouldn't he have noticed he'd gotten shot in the head" thing is a little unique because I grew up hearing the story of my father being shot in the head and then calling emergency services for his friend who'd also been hurt, driving a good ways down the road, and talking to EMTs all without realizing he'd been shot. So I actually forgot most people don't know that kinda thing can happen XD.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 10 месяцев назад +13

      Your story reminds me of Trevor Noah talking about when his mom got shot in the head

    • @janaskibo871
      @janaskibo871 10 месяцев назад +4

      Wow. That's crazy.

  • @GrowingtheGAYup
    @GrowingtheGAYup 7 месяцев назад +11

    As a born and raised brazilian, I can say, he ain't lying, we are some resilient people! And the shot in the head partying for days, ain't news if you grew up in Rio de Janeiro like myself hehe ❤❤ thanks for being an awesome comedian!!!

  • @nicholedowning8341
    @nicholedowning8341 10 месяцев назад +43

    We ALL going to the hospital. Lol lol

  • @SeaSpartan118
    @SeaSpartan118 10 месяцев назад +104

    Man, this story reminded me of Phineas Gage. This man got a metal rod THROUGH his head and survived for 12 more years

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 10 месяцев назад +16

      He was a very different personality afterwards though.

    • @jake_from_statefarm7209
      @jake_from_statefarm7209 10 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@Banquet42I've heard that it caused him to be a lot more impulsive and irritable, just like a teenager! It went through the part of his brain that develops during adolescence (can't recall offhand if it's the frontal lobe or something else), and he basically became a case study for how the brain develops during adolescence.

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@Banquet42 He was suffering immensely. That changes anyone's personality. It's now thought he was young enough to recover fairly well, especially since he went on to do some complex jobs in the following years.

    • @InAHollowTree
      @InAHollowTree 10 месяцев назад +3

      Y'all hear about that rooster in the early 1900's that got beheaded and survived? The head was completely gone but the brain stem wasn't severed, so this poor chicken was just walking around like that. The owners said he would try to crow and perch. They took him on a tour around the country for like a year until he finally died.

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@InAHollowTree I heard about that, they had to feed it with liquids using a peppet/dropper I think?

  • @mikolfarley
    @mikolfarley 10 месяцев назад +41

    Great set dude! The physical comedy made the story MINT! What a rollercoaster you took us on

  • @flibblemunch
    @flibblemunch 4 месяца назад +15

    "Pebbles for everybody! 😃"
    I fell out of my chair at work.

  • @dunwitch
    @dunwitch 10 месяцев назад +21

    Josh killin' it again man this guy is so funny best comic in the world right now. Every week he's got a completely new take on something. I think there has never been a comic who can do what Josh does every day. Other comics had funny stuff they worked up and ran with but Josh has a new set every day it seems like and it's topical to the hour and minute. FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE.

  • @megee5469
    @megee5469 10 месяцев назад +9

    Keep the comedy coming, Man! 😂

  • @latoyajohnson4247
    @latoyajohnson4247 10 месяцев назад +10

    Such an peculiar story. With a person being shot and not knowing that they were. Josh Johnson unfolded this enigma in such a playful way. Keeping the retelling of what could have been a tragic tale positive. Captivating us all who viewed this video on the edge of our seats interested in hearing the strange tale till the end.
    The pro bass shop story was my favorite. It's freaking hilarious! This is my second time hearing about the man who swam naked in the pro bass store.Josh Johnson throwing so much detail in takes the story to a whole new level . One can see that he does his due diligence before putting together a set. Well done with all the research. It truly paid off. Making this a spectacular performance viewers can really enjoy 🎉

  • @octavius3800
    @octavius3800 10 месяцев назад +123

    noooooo~ no jail for meeee~

  • @360.Tapestry
    @360.Tapestry 10 месяцев назад +128

    "maybe that's just how i was raised"

    • @rocioiribe5841
      @rocioiribe5841 10 месяцев назад +11

      Such an underrated line😂😂

  • @RobGradyVO
    @RobGradyVO 10 месяцев назад +27

    Bruh is literally the "they dont know Im anxious" guy in the corner meme lmfao

  • @cyanx7
    @cyanx7 10 месяцев назад +22

    Mad material and delivery, every single fucking time.

  • @MayaKennedy-n8w
    @MayaKennedy-n8w 10 месяцев назад +192

    Saw you on TDS...I know you are about to blow up like balloons!! Such a big fan :)❤❤ Thibodaux Love.

    • @martincrown8616
      @martincrown8616 10 месяцев назад +12

      he blew up ages ago but i get it, he has way more coming

    • @SilverCurbsideProphet
      @SilverCurbsideProphet 10 месяцев назад +8

      He's been on The Daily Show for like forever

    • @zacox
      @zacox 10 месяцев назад +2

      Has he been on the daily show? I was thinking about how he totally should be after that bit.

    • @Canyonbluebeary
      @Canyonbluebeary 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@zacox since '17, before that he used to tour with Trevor Noah back in the day.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 10 месяцев назад +9

      He's been a Daily show writer since 2017 (864 episodes). He's also written for Jimmy Fallon (51 episodes). I think he just became a "corespondent" but I've seen him on the show multiple times in skits or something.

  • @harmo2502
    @harmo2502 10 месяцев назад +37

    A friend i made in the dorms was Brazilian. I kid you not, within 4 hours of moving in he had his feet up on a table while singing and playing a ukulele.

  • @deepamehta1110
    @deepamehta1110 10 месяцев назад +8

    “I wanna be fun…” best joke intro. Your jokes are getting better and better. Bird by bird. You are definitely building your craft and putting it out there out here. Love it! ❤

  • @classycasual3910
    @classycasual3910 10 месяцев назад +35

    This man never misses. You are so talented and hard working, you deserve the best!

  • @mejohnson424
    @mejohnson424 10 месяцев назад +12

    So funny! The line about going "to another plane where the mortal coil cannot follow" is smart funny and I love it❣️

  • @vanillagameplay6414
    @vanillagameplay6414 10 месяцев назад +36

    This man has such amazing delivery!! Hilarious in everything I’ve seen of him

  • @msliltrinity
    @msliltrinity 7 месяцев назад +17

    “Here, you would punch *us* if you punched me right now.” 🤣

  • @mace9197
    @mace9197 10 месяцев назад +14

    Josh, I've been watching you for a little while now and it's heartwarming to see how much you've come out of your shell since your earlier days while maintaining some of your original deadpan storytelling (it was the thing which originally charmed me into subscribing, but you being more lively is equally as enjoyable.)
    Glad your audience has grown so much and I hope to see you going global over the coming years.
    Sincerely,
    An Australian fan

  • @vickyroslof763
    @vickyroslof763 Месяц назад +2

    I just rewatched this. It's just as good the second time around. Love you Josh!

  • @bamipopoola693
    @bamipopoola693 10 месяцев назад +77

    Watching from the UK at 1am. Yep- we like josh that much ❤🎉😂

  • @JackieSenkmajer
    @JackieSenkmajer Месяц назад +2

    Just found Josh. So impressed with his intelligence, humor, presentation. Mostly I love intelligence with a sense of humor. Good luck in your future, Josh. ❤

  • @SeeStuDo
    @SeeStuDo 10 месяцев назад +47

    Was about to cry, but Josh got me. Laughs instead, I guess. 💚

    • @mercedesharrison5550
      @mercedesharrison5550 7 месяцев назад +2

      Same instead I was about to rage while slipping into a PTSD episode and dude really snapped me out of it.

  • @jellybean9207
    @jellybean9207 10 месяцев назад +9

    I'm always impressed at your ability to talk about very divisive subjects and just make it funny. That's a skill right there.

  • @GhostNinja0007
    @GhostNinja0007 10 месяцев назад +50

    3:50 someone in the crowd was a bit excited🤣😭 wasnt ready fkr tbat noise

    • @jonnyhall2887
      @jonnyhall2887 10 месяцев назад +2

      Someone's toe got stepped on?😅

    • @GhostNinja0007
      @GhostNinja0007 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@jonnyhall2887 didn't know toes grew there🤣😭

  • @Cold_Logic
    @Cold_Logic Месяц назад +12

    3:51 A *very* satisfied woman 😂

  • @TrueBlueGeek
    @TrueBlueGeek 10 месяцев назад +14

    Pllllllease! Come to London, England! You literally always have me howling with laughter!

  • @gray7433
    @gray7433 10 месяцев назад +54

    "I'm not even helpful" is 100% me

  • @slyerfox9060
    @slyerfox9060 10 месяцев назад +8

    @josh Johnson i loved your subtle Shakespeare reference! Hamlet was my favorite! And the soliloquy from which that mortal coil was spawn from meant so much to me as a teenager that I took it upon myself to memorize it in its entirety.. having said that, I just came across your stand up very recently and I can't get enough of it! I'm telling people at work about you and trying to spread your work. You seem like a well put together individual that just wants to live and let live. I can dig it. God bless!

  • @a.w.6288
    @a.w.6288 8 месяцев назад +4

    I recently discovered this guy through The Daily show. This is some top level, really great storytelling comedy here. This guy is awesome and I hope his star just gets brighter and brighter and brighter. He’s lovely.

  • @360.Tapestry
    @360.Tapestry 10 месяцев назад +16

    josh, keep doing your thing, brother. you are the best comic right now doing fresh weekly uploads

  • @Tel934
    @Tel934 10 месяцев назад +10

    LOL I didn’t see when he kicked the cop, but I did see when he flipped over and said “Geeet away frummah a**hole!”😂☠️ Immediately pissed off the cop and got slammed back on his face.

  • @fairyqt
    @fairyqt 10 месяцев назад +21

    Yeah, he's definitely my favorite comedian

  • @Garcoxsingsstuff
    @Garcoxsingsstuff 10 месяцев назад +270

    I had cut my neck, I went to the hospital to see if i needed a stitch and they said 'you got stabbed, who stabbed you?' and i still dont know what happened, it was a fun night though.

    • @InappropriateShorts
      @InappropriateShorts 6 месяцев назад +3

      no you didn’t

    • @collinbeal
      @collinbeal 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@InappropriateShortsshit I didn't know you were the god of the concept of an ER

    • @InappropriateShorts
      @InappropriateShorts 5 месяцев назад

      @@Treesonous type it on the screen and hit “enter”

    • @ellemarr7234
      @ellemarr7234 4 месяца назад +3

      @@InappropriateShorts ah yes, a country of over 300 million people where that is statistically impossible … lol

    • @InappropriateShorts
      @InappropriateShorts 4 месяца назад

      @@Treesonous by stating it in the comments via text

  • @Micahslooseearlobe
    @Micahslooseearlobe 10 месяцев назад +59

    Bass pro shop guy sounds like greased up deaf guy from family guy lol

    • @shannonwestley6895
      @shannonwestley6895 10 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂 "Don't judge me, I'm just doing my thing" 😂😂

    • @yaoibabe
      @yaoibabe 10 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly who I was thinking of 😂

  • @lesleyfarquharson4785
    @lesleyfarquharson4785 10 месяцев назад +25

    Maaaaan the more I see you, the more I want to watch a show again live 😂😂😂😂 Truly talented

  • @tanishaarora3976
    @tanishaarora3976 8 месяцев назад +3

    the moments where performance mode breaks and you see the genuine disbelief on his face are the cherries on top of this incredibly well-crafted bit. So good

  • @frenchie7804
    @frenchie7804 7 месяцев назад +16

    "We saw him in the tank. There is _nothing_ to grab"

  • @Believeandknow-or7bs
    @Believeandknow-or7bs Месяц назад +2

    He has the talent to make any story entertaining! It's like a rare orchid just popping up in the side yard

  • @jrnisha23
    @jrnisha23 10 месяцев назад +17

    Im sorry but this man should be at a Kevin Harts level of fame he NEVER misses, gotta go see his shows live at least ONCE in my life❤❤👏🏾👏🏾

    • @stephanipeloquin4631
      @stephanipeloquin4631 13 дней назад

      I'm sure he on his way to being bigger than a lot of the "big ones". He's just so so incredibly good ❤️

  • @Dreadtheday
    @Dreadtheday 5 месяцев назад +5

    Honestly, this is the correct way to come together on the internet. This man is such a great artist that he brings people together. Most excellent. (Edit: IMO)

  • @bossyboots5000
    @bossyboots5000 10 месяцев назад +10

    Great set as always. I love that you take hard truths and wrap them in comedy (anxious people make a lot of good points, "maybe you're doing your best!" 😂). And I love your take on current events. I missed the naked man in the bass tank story AND the bullet for 4 days story, and I'm sure your telling of it was 10x more entertaining than if I had seen them myself.

  • @MrEazyE357
    @MrEazyE357 10 месяцев назад +12

    So did Josh record a bunch of material and now he's slowly releasing it, or does he really have the superhuman power to keep dropping this much content!? It's literally amazing!

  • @Emuney12
    @Emuney12 10 месяцев назад +24

    Love the comedy man. Hope to see you more on The Daily Show

  • @sometimesising1016
    @sometimesising1016 10 месяцев назад +34

    Pebbles for everybody!!!🎉

  • @andrewblair370
    @andrewblair370 10 месяцев назад +9

    they’re all great, but this is one of my favorite sets of yours in a while!

  • @360.Tapestry
    @360.Tapestry 10 месяцев назад +67

    "you would punch _US_ if you punch me right now"

  • @brettjohnson536
    @brettjohnson536 10 месяцев назад +35

    That not moving at parties thing just made me realise I have a superpower! 😂😂

  • @marcosmanuelndongokenve9232
    @marcosmanuelndongokenve9232 10 месяцев назад +11

    Brooo!!! All the material u r putting out. It’s new and it’s so good. Not gonna lie, u are my favorite currently. Any show in ATL soon?

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  9 месяцев назад +1

      Hey my show in Atlanta went on sale today. Here’s the link www.axs.com/events/536187/josh-johnson-tickets

  • @saffyre6534
    @saffyre6534 10 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you Josh, your comedy got me through a very rough few days. I really hope there comes a time when comedians stop saying they aren't helpful. Comedy can literally save lives. I speak from experience.

  • @ImJustSayingBTW
    @ImJustSayingBTW 10 месяцев назад +8

    The flailing arm had me near tears!