Sam Hyde - Women Stories [HW_047]

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • FULL 90 MINUTE EPISODE & MORE: wigger.zone (gumroad redirect)
    HydeWars
    Episode 47 ( HW_047 - Women Stories )
    with
    Sam Hyde
    Bic Flame
    Episode Cut
    by
    small fecalpost (me)
    Full Episode (50 Minutes) and more:
    gumroad.com/l/...
    or
    MDE.tv (redirect url)
    (includes HydeWars, Happy World Daddy, Theatre of the Aire, Ecstasy of Car, KSTV2)
    Socials:
    Sam: / wigger
    / leroy
    Bic: / bicfiame
    / bicflame
    Contact me directly at: / lil_shitpost
    All comments made in this video are purely satirical and for comedic/entertainmet purposes only. :-) Please don't take this down RUclips.

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  • @theguyonthetv2760
    @theguyonthetv2760 4 года назад +3223

    Sam looks like a villain from a Spy Kids movie

    • @dontcomply5008
      @dontcomply5008 4 года назад +25

      Theguyonthetv 27 or like series of unfortunate events yo

    • @Vibekilla
      @Vibekilla 4 года назад +13

      LMAOOOO

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin 4 года назад +7

      You mean that one pimp? Ouf.

    • @girlcrazyrockstar
      @girlcrazyrockstar 4 года назад +8

      He looks like a mini Cyrus from tpb
      I meant the little guy not sam read this shit wrong

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin 4 года назад +11

      I'm still waiting for him to reveal he's actually Les Claypool.

  • @jaybones8457
    @jaybones8457 4 года назад +2623

    Sam's grooming operation is getting more ambitious by the day.

  • @whitemale2230
    @whitemale2230 4 года назад +1462

    Sam is saving up to build his own chocolate factory.

    • @cordan305
      @cordan305 4 года назад +41

      White Male Willy Hyde

    • @milkman2266
      @milkman2266 4 года назад +8

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @spinweee878
      @spinweee878 2 года назад +3

      Vietnamese children workers will be his umpa-loompas

    • @calebpope4664
      @calebpope4664 2 года назад +21

      The Candyman

    • @punished_gooner
      @punished_gooner Год назад +22

      do u even understand the relevancy of this comment now?

  • @kiwi5351
    @kiwi5351 4 года назад +1257

    "I'll protect you. From what? From me" has to be the best pick up line lmfao

    • @prod.skinnyswag9819
      @prod.skinnyswag9819 3 года назад +27

      From the side of me that jay walks

    • @Hydrogen_Gonks
      @Hydrogen_Gonks 3 года назад +1

      High quality

    • @Kumar-bg6nr
      @Kumar-bg6nr 2 года назад +1

      @@prod.skinnyswag9819 From the side of me that parks in the red zone.

    • @squiginjr
      @squiginjr 5 месяцев назад +1

      I said that line as a joke to my former weed dealer "friend" and his harpy of a wife and they both looked so pissed off and disturbed, mind you they worship ghetto culture which is based off grape and killing but an obvious joke is too far.

  • @nillynush4899
    @nillynush4899 4 года назад +829

    Those Boots belong to U.S. Marine Hyde

    • @293940cabster
      @293940cabster 4 года назад +45

      A father wears his sons boots, out of pride. I wonder what Locke is doing right about now.

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 4 года назад +2

      Not anymore they don't.

    • @shinobitech13
      @shinobitech13 4 года назад +14

      He's back from the war. 8th army division.

    • @slopothacrop
      @slopothacrop 4 года назад +7

      Those are old AF flight boots. Commonly used by school shooters and shit bag airmen.

    • @293940cabster
      @293940cabster 4 года назад +2

      @@slopothacrop shitbag airman just got me fired from the project I'm on in Bagram.

  • @ColByte
    @ColByte 4 года назад +1386

    Look at Sam, abducting all those young boys past their curfews at a hotel he didn't even pay for. Their moms must be worried sick!

    • @WTC7
      @WTC7 4 года назад +105

      Sam actually looks for neets to groom, get them to move in with him, and then takes their SSI checks and has them deposited into his bank account.
      He starts but treating them nice and then gaslights them.
      They say he learned all his skills from L Ron Hubbard.

    • @AntoniusK
      @AntoniusK 4 года назад +16

      @@WTC7 thats pretty based

    • @youliveonabloodfarm5118
      @youliveonabloodfarm5118 4 года назад +13

      @@WTC7 damn Nick Rochefort got groomed?

    • @ColByte
      @ColByte 4 года назад

      @Causeless Rebel hahaha mobile hahaha

    • @pazu_513
      @pazu_513 4 года назад +6

      One of them looks very Jewish too!

  • @noidsuper
    @noidsuper 4 года назад +1303

    Still struggling to come to terms with the fact that Sam Hyde is an actual real person. He's like a fever dream

    • @dallassunderland
      @dallassunderland 3 года назад +52

      dude, i was talking to my little brother about this a few months ago. it’s insane to know he lives and he’s like doing his thing while we are as well lmao

    • @straightastudent683
      @straightastudent683 3 года назад +13

      @@dallassunderland Sam is the AGI and we've been under his control for a while now without knowing it.

    • @trashyraccoon2615
      @trashyraccoon2615 3 года назад +52

      He’s just another art school dropout with a broken heart.

    • @MouseMan04
      @MouseMan04 2 года назад +4

      @@trashyraccoon2615 it’s a tragic tale 🤧

    • @tzuccolo2001
      @tzuccolo2001 2 года назад +2

      Did you know he's Jewish?

  • @tpp5151
    @tpp5151 4 года назад +299

    My boy really ordered salmon avocado toast and took off all the salmon. EVERYTHING this man does is uncomfortable

    • @spyguythesamurai
      @spyguythesamurai 4 года назад +29

      Maybe if you subscribed to his gumroad (mde.tv) then you would know that the salmon was way too salty.
      It's $5 man, come on.

    • @glynch1263
      @glynch1263 4 года назад +50

      @@deadliestvice5356 I'm on these pills bro

    • @Xios505
      @Xios505 3 года назад +24

      @@spyguythesamurai ah jeez dude, five dollars?

  • @setolucifer9480
    @setolucifer9480 4 года назад +348

    I didn’t know Sam was friends with Jamiroquai

  • @tomtomtomtom691
    @tomtomtomtom691 4 года назад +355

    I wonder for how much the hotel will settle the bill two years from now.

  • @alexzukovsky9781
    @alexzukovsky9781 4 года назад +154

    That CIA Mossad money for all those mass shootings is really starting to add up!

  • @dorkinsful
    @dorkinsful 4 года назад +303

    10:38 Two jewish champagne socialist intellectuals discussing the fundamental principles of critical theory-Weimar 1925, colorized

  • @VashTheDamnFiend
    @VashTheDamnFiend 4 года назад +297

    Red pilled and no longer gay

  • @JoKaiGonZo
    @JoKaiGonZo 4 года назад +1048

    After seeing Ethan Klein melting down over simp memes, I genuinely find this video comfy.

    • @poika22
      @poika22 4 года назад +515

      My dawg It's pretty embarrassing of you to admit you actively follow the life of Ethan Klein not going to lie.

    • @ryneredington
      @ryneredington 4 года назад +182

      Don't watch that

    • @tr1084
      @tr1084 4 года назад +24

      Did you expect anything else

    • @LaurensSecretAdmirer
      @LaurensSecretAdmirer 4 года назад +99

      Ethan.... He's a Funny Guuuuy.

    • @geokaker9630
      @geokaker9630 4 года назад +49

      stop watching that immediates

  • @zombiekeks5666
    @zombiekeks5666 4 года назад +310

    is it part of the joke that the video looks and sounds like dogshit despite being filmed on 40k+ worth of gear?

    • @onedaynoreason2572
      @onedaynoreason2572 4 года назад +80

      Yes

    • @brentsta
      @brentsta 3 года назад +59

      I honestly think the joke is us watching this lol
      And I love this dude

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 3 года назад +10

      @@brentsta he's a piece of shit... But funny is funny. Fuckit

    • @GucciCoochie38e7hde
      @GucciCoochie38e7hde 3 года назад

      I wonder this too

    • @saminasser7807
      @saminasser7807 3 года назад

      Maybe it’s all props

  • @regularrory4692
    @regularrory4692 3 года назад +167

    Sam’s heavy breathing is like 40% of the dialogue. Fucking love it.

    • @tzuccolo2001
      @tzuccolo2001 11 месяцев назад

      I don't know why he's telling women stories, he's a notorious homosexual

    • @deitchj003
      @deitchj003 2 месяца назад

      Dialogue ? Monologue.

  • @autisticalbatross5594
    @autisticalbatross5594 4 года назад +356

    [Redacted] bankers and politicians.

  • @anonnona6940
    @anonnona6940 4 года назад +379

    My mother always told me. That there are 3 kinds of people.
    1. Donkeys who dont learn from any mistakes
    2. Average people who learn from their own mistakes.
    3. Smart people who learn from other people's mistakes.
    And my parents gratefully beat me as a child until I became smart. I will always be grateful for that.

    • @fireandworms
      @fireandworms 3 года назад +39

      *graciously beat you. I don't think they were grateful to have a kid who needed the smart beaten into him.

    • @satisfiedconsumer649
      @satisfiedconsumer649 3 года назад +36

      Stockholm syndrome is one hell of a drug.

    • @albertogarcia305
      @albertogarcia305 3 года назад +2

      @@fireandworms 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @anonnona6940
      @anonnona6940 3 года назад

      @@aidancalfee2634 👍

    • @Khoros-Mythos
      @Khoros-Mythos 2 года назад +10

      @@satisfiedconsumer649 Cringe non kid beater.

  • @jordd6206
    @jordd6206 4 года назад +253

    what a gamer.

    • @Luixls
      @Luixls 4 года назад +4

      based

  • @yourogrelord
    @yourogrelord 4 года назад +88

    Sam Hyde starring in Clockwork Orange 2

    • @Nikotheleepic
      @Nikotheleepic 3 года назад +5

      Sam Hyde and his droogs up for a bit of the old ultraviolence

  • @n.b.8616
    @n.b.8616 4 года назад +316

    I'm sitting here, while my gf applies cream to my elbows, watching sam hyde.

    • @G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2
      @G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 4 года назад +59

      So just applying it with your right hand? Or are you a lefty?

    • @A.S.28
      @A.S.28 4 года назад +21

      My gf would laugh if I asked her to do that, does your gf peg you?

    • @n.b.8616
      @n.b.8616 4 года назад +50

      @@A.S.28 I didnt ask her my man

    • @293940cabster
      @293940cabster 4 года назад +9

      And that is how its done

    • @ericexaybachay
      @ericexaybachay 4 года назад +19

      Fuckin' A living the dream

  • @Phlinn96
    @Phlinn96 4 года назад +206

    "I don't have daddy issues"
    *Describes daddy issues*

    • @onedaynoreason2572
      @onedaynoreason2572 4 года назад +5

      We all got daddy issues OKAY

    • @elyazidasri2968
      @elyazidasri2968 4 года назад +6

      @@onedaynoreason2572 no

    • @blodus4521
      @blodus4521 3 года назад +5

      Daddy and Mommy issues, the chaotic combo

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 3 года назад

      @@blodus4521 It's called comorbidity.

    • @tl8863
      @tl8863 3 года назад +1

      @@elyazidasri2968
      Lying bitch

  • @therion5458
    @therion5458 4 года назад +107

    Ladies like when you're 6 foot 7".

    • @therion5458
      @therion5458 4 года назад +53

      @Mr. Frank 'forever 40' Garret lol ok test tube gub gub snail man

    • @whtkngofc
      @whtkngofc 4 года назад +1

      That’s 2 measurements btw

    • @yoznfroogurt
      @yoznfroogurt 4 года назад +12

      Yo I'm micro machines and I still get knee deep in some gash

    • @onedaynoreason2572
      @onedaynoreason2572 4 года назад +6

      They like when you're 6'7" and can handle getting hooked, ...rectally

    • @yoznfroogurt
      @yoznfroogurt 3 года назад

      @@yousquiddingme Thanks I guess thigh deep doesn't have that same ring to it

  • @motorwheeler
    @motorwheeler 4 года назад +183

    The guy with almond sunglasses and shitty facial hair is pretty funny

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 4 года назад +69

      You did a good job in this video bro nice job

    • @Coldkenny24
      @Coldkenny24 4 года назад +23

      seems like you didn't watch the whole thing. keeps interrupting to say some unfunny shit

    • @Iburnchurches
      @Iburnchurches 4 года назад +5

      nah... everyone is here for sam

    • @BICFLAME
      @BICFLAME 4 года назад +16

      Thank u bro Means a lot fr I shaved btw

    • @HieronymousLex
      @HieronymousLex 4 года назад +1

      BIC FLAME bic flame is the shit my dude. Hope you’re doing well

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 4 года назад +277

    When Sam Hyde goes to the Eagles of Death Metal concert in Paris.

  • @Bet_Bones
    @Bet_Bones 4 года назад +128

    Glad to see that Sam was able to bring cameras into his padded cell

  • @doncornetto
    @doncornetto 4 года назад +173

    Bro im european dont do me like this.

    • @kahlil3313
      @kahlil3313 4 года назад +26

      Ayy Baltics rise up

    • @holyn8
      @holyn8 4 года назад +6

      @Árpád i wish i could up vote this

    • @EzekielGoldbergII
      @EzekielGoldbergII 4 года назад +12

      @@holyn8 I did it for you.

    •  4 года назад +6

      @@EzekielGoldbergII what we do for the cause

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 3 года назад +1

      Englishmen aren't european, change my mind.

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 4 года назад +84

    Sam decided he's not sufficiently out of breath, so he had to jump around until he got the right effect.

  • @293940cabster
    @293940cabster 4 года назад +252

    You know what pisses me off is that he has all of the right shots, camera angles, content, etc. to properly edit a comically sound video with a nice aesthetic, blocking, and scenes, but he does this chaotic insane shit ON PURPOSE

    • @Stephen-uz8dm
      @Stephen-uz8dm 4 года назад +13

      It's an effect in and of itself. It's his motif

    • @293940cabster
      @293940cabster 4 года назад +43

      @@Stephen-uz8dm breaking most of the rules, following some of them, changing pace in irrational ways, forcing the camera. This is what you call hypnotism.

    • @Stephen-uz8dm
      @Stephen-uz8dm 4 года назад +4

      @@293940cabster nah mate

    • @293940cabster
      @293940cabster 4 года назад +12

      @@Stephen-uz8dm ... I think your right.

    • @FlyingNumbat
      @FlyingNumbat 4 года назад +5

      @@Stephen-uz8dm i think a lot of it is that another guy edited the episode and uploaded it to youtube.com

  • @YoutubeSucksEggs
    @YoutubeSucksEggs 4 года назад +681

    Sam Hyde is Sheogorath, prince of madness.

    • @wammert
      @wammert 4 года назад +7

      Truly.

    • @PunishedSnake88
      @PunishedSnake88 4 года назад +16

      Wabbajack!

    • @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt
      @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt 4 года назад

      Gg allen was literally a genius wow he changed everything by playing garbage music (if you want to call it that) and throwing your shitt at people brilliant! Everybody should follow his example and become a useless dumb animal junkie and overdose on heroin . Kids should look up to him as there example.

    • @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt
      @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt 4 года назад

      @Falas6eeny ^

    • @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt
      @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt 4 года назад

      Jeffrey dahmer was a awesome dude too and Albert fish.

  • @nubnibs2832
    @nubnibs2832 4 года назад +94

    Lol he's surrounded by his little moglings

  • @MrMrrome
    @MrMrrome 4 года назад +71

    Sam looks like an alternate villain for django unchained.

  • @Blaze936
    @Blaze936 4 года назад +163

    Make no mistake: Sam Hyde is a philosopher... a really weird philosopher.

    • @BudMasta
      @BudMasta 2 года назад +3

      Diogenes was a man of the mind and jerked off in public. They are not mutually exclusive.

  • @matthewhoffman9892
    @matthewhoffman9892 4 года назад +94

    You look like jimmy saville

  • @baileylund3268
    @baileylund3268 4 года назад +93

    he looks like a spykids villain

  • @alexe831
    @alexe831 4 года назад +67

    I like how sam constantly keeps getting new gum handed to him throughout the video lol

  • @HarperSanchez
    @HarperSanchez 4 года назад +33

    “Sam Hyde live from the Epstein diddler suite.”

  • @pierovergara481
    @pierovergara481 4 года назад +48

    Sam Hyde, why you look like you wearing a bulletproof vest under that vest?

    • @pierovergara481
      @pierovergara481 4 года назад

      also ur boom guy was in the shot(s)

    • @pierovergara481
      @pierovergara481 4 года назад

      @@imchris5000 doy. Meta checkmate. Tee hee

    • @str8904
      @str8904 4 года назад +1

      There's a lot of windows in that Louis XVI suite

  • @ChrisS310
    @ChrisS310 4 года назад +123

    You spent the money on that suit, that you made from selling Coronavirus shirts. Didn't you?

  • @norwoodnick4645
    @norwoodnick4645 4 года назад +114

    Sam's new crew is kind of cringe

    • @m3rbs
      @m3rbs 4 года назад +58

      very. what's up with that ? people that worship him and thus he can manipulate them? Something feels off.

    • @vihodanyet
      @vihodanyet 4 года назад +105

      Hes a homosexual and he likes young twinks

    • @Thomas-u8q
      @Thomas-u8q 4 года назад +20

      I think that was kinda the point

    • @Technosingularity1
      @Technosingularity1 4 года назад +33

      The reason is simple: no one wants to work with someone who does videos with nick fuentes besides other /pol/ kids like the ones featured in this vid

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 4 года назад +69

      @@Technosingularity1 why are you here rabbi?

  • @frankvonfrauner
    @frankvonfrauner 4 года назад +37

    Amphetamines and obesity are a bad mix. Be safe, big man.

  • @joshuabales2643
    @joshuabales2643 4 года назад +83

    so this is basically like Sam Hyde's OnlyFans now?

  • @slyeli1115
    @slyeli1115 4 года назад +53

    “That’s life, deal with that. You CAN be responsible for someone’s suicide. And I HAVE been.....👀.” I lost my shit when he gave that look to the side.

  • @theshoes7488
    @theshoes7488 4 года назад +111

    Sam holding back the desire to physically bully this guy....

  • @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739
    @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739 Год назад +7

    This white boy crazy

  • @xRsAtx
    @xRsAtx 4 года назад +73

    i...is that a femboy at 0:54, whats his discord

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun 4 года назад +3

      Let me know when you get it

    • @_BirdOfGoodOmen
      @_BirdOfGoodOmen 4 года назад

      Please I need answers because I'm not going to say CUUUUUTE if who I think's a she is actually a he

    • @abc-to1of
      @abc-to1of 3 года назад

      Isn't that rainsfx?

  • @JwizzleVC28
    @JwizzleVC28 4 года назад +19

    “It’s an older gentleman, and he’s squirting knowledge”

  • @jasoncreamer5747
    @jasoncreamer5747 4 года назад +11

    "Woman dont squirt"
    Are you telling me my girlfriend pissed on me that one time?!

  • @ImOnlySIeeping
    @ImOnlySIeeping 4 года назад +22

    >orders salmon avocado toast
    >picks off salmon

  • @Jtoob-z5n
    @Jtoob-z5n 4 года назад +22

    That French was actually spot on, I didn’t know Sam “Self Defense” Hyde knew French.

  • @HaroldDipp
    @HaroldDipp Год назад +15

    Sam seems to have a really healthy relationship with women

  • @Rabbit_Punch
    @Rabbit_Punch Год назад +6

    I saw a woman on screen and started swinging out of pure instinct.

  • @Sditchvampire
    @Sditchvampire 4 года назад +47

    I love Hyde style. But these goobers he’s putting round himself just ain’t it

    • @Kamil2142
      @Kamil2142 4 года назад +28

      Sorry, soul-less excusess for Nick & Charls indeed. Sad

    • @M_bags6463
      @M_bags6463 4 года назад +11

      Mentoring the yooths.

    • @pleasedrivefaster873
      @pleasedrivefaster873 4 года назад +3

      noobs.

    • @TheMarcymark
      @TheMarcymark 4 года назад +9

      U gotta plant the seed

    • @onedaynoreason2572
      @onedaynoreason2572 4 года назад +7

      I disagree they were ok, I mean the other guy dressed like Sam anyway- unless you've hung around Sam for a LONG time it's probably hard af to keep up with him, give the guys a chance. Not the pink or blonde or whatever haired one tho. Dude is weird.

  • @thefascetioust9264
    @thefascetioust9264 4 года назад +26

    TJ Kirk really fell off.

  • @brianjulkunen123
    @brianjulkunen123 4 года назад +23

    The joe rogan stuff had me dying

  • @aquat715
    @aquat715 3 года назад +42

    Only the by the 15th rewatch do you realize the visual masterpiece Samuel Rothschild Hyde has produced for us plebians

  • @con2027
    @con2027 4 года назад +13

    Diggin the Anton Chigur Hairstyle, dope

  • @jaredking232
    @jaredking232 4 года назад +14

    Def neded the $35K camera for this

  • @Will-hc4xv
    @Will-hc4xv 4 года назад +18

    Sam is dressed like nitro dubs.

  • @captainangel600
    @captainangel600 4 года назад +14

    I’m getting a hydewars subscription when my government handout comes in. Love you Sammy wammy

  • @slingshotmcoy
    @slingshotmcoy 4 года назад +11

    Remember that wheelchair kid from World Peace? Robby? This is him now.
    Feel old yet?

  • @MozrowDrops
    @MozrowDrops 3 года назад +24

    I got accused of rape and abuse by my ex, she told all her family because our relationship wasn't working, I wanted to take a break so we could work on one another, well, she said the times we got intimate was rape and abuse, made her family going from liking me, to wanting to kill me.
    It's fucked me up mentally that I've tried to take my life on a couple of occasions, I bought into it myself that I did terrible unspeakable acts, knowing myself that I didn't do anything like that I'm continuing to get past this.
    Evening though our relationship wasn't working I still loved her I still can't understand why someone I loved would do such a thing to me like that.
    Hearing Sam talk on the subject has helped, I've been going through this since February, I'm finally starting to not feel guilt or shame because of some twisted bitch I just needed to get this out there

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 3 года назад +7

      I hope you’re in a better place now brother, that sounds truly horrifying. Try to see the positive in that you no longer have a complete lunatic in your life anymore weighing you down.

    • @MozrowDrops
      @MozrowDrops 3 года назад +3

      @@nervesinapattern7261 thank you for your kind words bro, it's not been easy especially when the sick bitch keeps contacting me, and tries to talk to me like nothings happened, and when I say how I'm feeling she asks "is there anything I do to help?" and in turn I replied with, "No, I think you've already done enough" Like wtf what planet is she on? I've ceased all communication and changed my number, she's that dense to the point where I think she'll email me

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 3 года назад +4

      @@MozrowDropsIt sounds like she’s completely obsessed with you brother. I just pray you never go back to her no matter how much she promises to have changed for the better in the future, people like her don’t change they just get better at hiding their intentions. Your life and personal happiness is infinitely more important man, it sounds harsh but sometimes you just have to view certain people as negative deadweights.

    • @magicalrat2864
      @magicalrat2864 3 года назад +6

      Women accuse of rape of those, who are most less likely to rape. Here's a hint for you.

    • @Khoros-Mythos
      @Khoros-Mythos 2 года назад +2

      "I bought into it myself that I did terrible unspeakable acts, knowing myself that I didn't do anything like that" Jesus, that's some serious gaslighting. These people can convince themselves something is real, so no matter how "real" she makes her emotions seem remember that it's manipulation.

  • @KesuTV
    @KesuTV 4 года назад +51

    9:08 never realised just how much Sam without glasses resembles classic Sam

    • @carsonbring8243
      @carsonbring8243 4 года назад +18

      WasteOfResources he’s still in there. if he cut his hair like the way it was before he would almost look the same

    • @LesCritiquesduMaSQuE
      @LesCritiquesduMaSQuE 4 года назад +12

      It's almost like they're the same person. 🤔

    • @ohy2266
      @ohy2266 3 года назад +6

      @@LesCritiquesduMaSQuE Almost

  • @12345678927164
    @12345678927164 Год назад +4

    He’s wearing purple right now in 400AD he’d be considered nobility

  • @nephilimrephaim3949
    @nephilimrephaim3949 4 года назад +18

    Sam knows swag is for boys, class is for men...

  • @yusufronco
    @yusufronco 4 года назад +32

    i needed this now more than ever.

  • @notninja97
    @notninja97 4 года назад +66

    14:40 love him or hate him he spitting straight facts

    • @bananachair4405
      @bananachair4405 2 года назад +6

      Im 24 and I agree. The change from 18 to 24 in terms of my personality and values are like heaven and earth. only God knows what sort of a mental freak I will be by 30.

    • @bepisman7273
      @bepisman7273 Год назад +2

      Yep just turned 22 and like every year from 18 there is a massive difference its insane. Wonder what happens at 30.

  • @pinkfloydguy7781
    @pinkfloydguy7781 3 года назад +5

    They are dressed like the wizards from the Harry Potter series who use unforgivable curses to commit mass rape

  • @jcolterh
    @jcolterh 2 года назад +10

    Glad to see Bam Margera is doing well.

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 2 года назад

      You know damn well that Bam is doing horribly. He went on CumTown and it ruined the rest of his life

  • @jobinmcgooch
    @jobinmcgooch 4 года назад +9

    Dude, you got Layne Staley on? SICK!🤘🏽

  • @Iratechromosome
    @Iratechromosome 2 года назад +7

    2:05 I am so glad sam is taking joji under his wing

  • @sleepwalkusa135
    @sleepwalkusa135 4 года назад +10

    charls is looking good, hair transplant and jaw reduction have worked wonders

  • @kindakooldude
    @kindakooldude 3 года назад +12

    The first two minutes of this video is the most chaotic thing I've ever experienced.

  • @chadskamuddyloot172
    @chadskamuddyloot172 2 года назад +10

    the huge expensive camera has the worst quality out of all the shots in this episode and I love it

  • @punchout2418
    @punchout2418 2 года назад +8

    You can make a woman squirt but fair warning it's just pee so don't get too excited. I was actually kinda grossed out when I realized she pissed on my hand.

    • @theklump
      @theklump Год назад +1

      Imagine that while eating them out 😳also it’s not exactly pee, it’s a mixture of fluids and it actually smells waaaaaay worst than pee when they are dehydrated

    • @patrickl8943
      @patrickl8943 10 месяцев назад

      Nah, some women do squirt, I had thought I had attained a level of tantric enlightenment when my second gf was cowgirling me and it was raining on my face with every thrust, then my current gf did it twice and I really liked it but it made her constipated, then she tried to fake it with piss but the fluid sensation and scent was 100% different

  • @orangelambo5324
    @orangelambo5324 4 года назад +10

    Damn bro you ever heard of a compressor, bout blew my eardrums on the peaks

  • @w0undedmakers251
    @w0undedmakers251 4 года назад +7

    Were you and Ezra Miller filming this right before he choked that chick??

  • @1982Obsidian
    @1982Obsidian 3 года назад +4

    When I click on an Elton John video, I expect some piano playing. 1/10.

  • @dedsert9653
    @dedsert9653 4 года назад +13

    it's like vertical videos rants, but with higher production quality and worse content

    • @m3rbs
      @m3rbs 4 года назад

      what's up with this? It seem like a punch in the face to see shit content in a $1600 luxury hotel

  • @solzenstein
    @solzenstein Год назад +4

    Is that joey on the boom? He has a twinkle of intellect in his eyes in these videos

  • @lethalbroccoli01
    @lethalbroccoli01 4 года назад +46

    I don’t believe it when Sam says he’s never smoked weed.

    • @jon9428
      @jon9428 3 года назад

      @halacris totally, all the richest people do. Fuckin cook.

    • @theceoofcrackcocaineandamp9477
      @theceoofcrackcocaineandamp9477 3 года назад +13

      I don’t believe Sam Hyde entirely, I just watch his videos and follow the advice to sabotage myself and blame Sam.

    • @christdolphin69
      @christdolphin69 3 года назад +9

      imagine if sam smoked weed. he would have never made anything

    • @lethalbroccoli01
      @lethalbroccoli01 3 года назад +1

      @@christdolphin69 You make a good point.

    • @Khoros-Mythos
      @Khoros-Mythos 2 года назад +2

      I've never smoked weed either. I just went straight to meth and opiates. The funny thing is I'm not even joking.

  • @matthewfluke7957
    @matthewfluke7957 4 года назад +6

    Did this guy really order salmon avocado toast and take off the salmon. Satan is dwelling deep inside this man.

  • @beanwithbaconmegarocket
    @beanwithbaconmegarocket 4 года назад +5

    so glad i learned about the squirting myth. now i know i already possess 10/10 fuck game

  • @larva5606
    @larva5606 4 года назад +8

    “Your little nuts are gonna be quakin’ buddy”

  • @thomasfitzpatrick8077
    @thomasfitzpatrick8077 4 года назад +6

    "I talk about you behind your back a lot, so I know more about you than you think." -Sam Hyde

  • @BadOpticon
    @BadOpticon 4 года назад +9

    I didn’t know sunglasses came in Asian

  • @BlunderB
    @BlunderB 4 года назад +5

    I personally can't understand the art direction when they shoot on an Arri and nice Rode Blimp setup and then choose to make it look this shitty, I think they hired a blind person to do the grade. I love the content but c'mon why not just shoot on a DV tape camera or something at this point at least it would stand out then....

  • @Strevehn
    @Strevehn 4 года назад +9

    Just in time for my 27th and last bday, thanks Sammye boy ily

  • @m3rbs
    @m3rbs 4 года назад +9

    i feel like sam has little minions now

  • @grevin789
    @grevin789 3 года назад +2

    cringe

  • @haloguru2552
    @haloguru2552 2 года назад +10

    Sam Hyde hits different when you're balled up on the floor with stomach cramps trying to survive.

    • @byloyuripka9624
      @byloyuripka9624 2 года назад

      im pretty naive but you and sam are taking some sort of amphetamine?

    • @ppeez
      @ppeez 11 месяцев назад

      Why is sam hitting you?

    • @haloguru2552
      @haloguru2552 11 месяцев назад

      @@ppeez cuz he's my adopted abusive father

  • @benji-pj4dp
    @benji-pj4dp 3 года назад +2

    The suite is 1600$ a night sir.
    AH GEEZE DUUUTDE BUT THE PILLS.. HOW BOUT EER 3 DOLLARRS?

  • @jimlahey5798
    @jimlahey5798 4 года назад +8

    Do I just automatically become on acid when these videos start or am I just having constant flashback trips

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e Год назад

      Yeah

  • @logwhisperer
    @logwhisperer 2 года назад +2

    European RUclips comments will go from talking about some "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" fantasy to winning money at a casino.

  • @DrTrapezoid
    @DrTrapezoid 4 года назад +7

    Lil Squirtpost

  • @Mikhaillian22
    @Mikhaillian22 4 года назад +2

    He got disgustingly nasty

  • @maurov2104
    @maurov2104 4 года назад +8

    r/incel mods

  • @garydouglas8171
    @garydouglas8171 4 года назад +6

    Glad to know that squirting isn’t real

  • @bodean9149
    @bodean9149 3 года назад +4

    Are the people filming and recording sound his friends? Did he hire these random people? Good lord I wonder what they think haha.

  • @GuiltyNoticer
    @GuiltyNoticer 4 года назад +7

    Shoes on the bed? You can saw a corpse on the bed but shoes? Really?