Reddit... The place where everyone is a super educated, big brained, has the answer to everything, genius... but somehow still can't quite find a way to get a job, or move out.
Instead, for the low low price of 50$ you can ask a dude whos never been married and has never had kids and has a terrible track record with his relationships about what a good relationship looks like, how to raise your kids, and how to find the right woman for you.
@@aleonne2148 i don't think/would hope most people don't take sam seriously on any subject, he's kind of like a jester. you come to laugh, for entertainment. you don't take advice from a jester.
@@Gandalfthegoldenbird I don't think sam really believes most of the shit he says but he knows his big money maker isn't necessarily comedy, it's the fatherless socially inept retards who want to be like him and are willing to pay him money to hear his advice that are his biggest money maker evident in literally any of his streams.
That's the most sad thing I've ever heard honestly, imagine destroying your child's joy and creativity just because you can't handle being a responsible parent to an extroverted kid. So stupid.
"Polly works in a high-touch, high-interaction job, so we usually say our hellos, make dinner, and then eat separately so she can wind down a bit." JUST
For a group that claims to be open minded and inclusive, they sure have a problem with anyone who doesn't openly and unquestioningly support their degeneracy.
you mean normies? Reddit became normie and femenist infested. The top sub used to be /r/programmning and full on nude porn was on /r/all regularly but that wont fly when you need to run ads and bring in money for investors. They are nerfing the "nefarious" side to reddit more and more each update.
Nah dude i wish i can get back my teens from being in a band and a musician,its not for 2023 ...im also 21 and i hate my life that i spent so much time on art
Disillusioned youths looking for purpose. They think because Sam is more intelligent then they are that he has hidden insight into fixing their pointless lives. They don't have the awareness to realize that is something Sam has critizied his viewership for.
@@someguy2775Its kids who think Sam is a positive role model who can help them fix their lives because they dont want to do anything themselves, they want someone else to fix them by saying a few words
Last sam's livestreams were the funniest shit i ever saw lately 😂 My favorites srly, my guy is just the embodiment of the anti-streamer, simply a genius of the whole internet.
Reddit... The place where everyone is a super educated, big brained, has the answer to everything, genius... but somehow still can't quite find a way to get a job, or move out.
Instead, for the low low price of 50$ you can ask a dude whos never been married and has never had kids and has a terrible track record with his relationships about what a good relationship looks like, how to raise your kids, and how to find the right woman for you.
They tried budgeting and then realized they could cut out like half their expenses if they just raided their moms pantry,
@@aleonne2148 i don't think/would hope most people don't take sam seriously on any subject, he's kind of like a jester. you come to laugh, for entertainment. you don't take advice from a jester.
@@Gandalfthegoldenbird I don't think sam really believes most of the shit he says but he knows his big money maker isn't necessarily comedy, it's the fatherless socially inept retards who want to be like him and are willing to pay him money to hear his advice that are his biggest money maker evident in literally any of his streams.
I tried to be a top G but ended up having a bunch of gay sex
its so quiet in my head now
Thanks for fucking up my developing brains chemistry with prescription drugs mommy!
Thats what i say when i finish hoi4 counqering the world with germany
@@sentaveliki425 That's what happens when you're Hitlers top guy
That's the most sad thing I've ever heard honestly, imagine destroying your child's joy and creativity just because you can't handle being a responsible parent to an extroverted kid. So stupid.
@@bigsnacks2350 you dont understand they do everything social media and liberal society tells them its like their religion
"Polly works in a high-touch, high-interaction job, so we usually say our hellos, make dinner, and then eat separately so she can wind down a bit."
JUST
Polly needs some time off after getting her back blown out all day
These people seriously have no life at all imagine calling talking to your wife a "debrief" and "shooting the shit".
@@OrionDuCros beep boop, commencing debrief routine with... bzzt... [PARTNER]
@@JohnDoe-z2r i made eye contact with polly four times in three minutes and she made me sleep on the couch
they really are “adulting”
Reddit sounds like fluoride-overdose central.
That’s such an accurate descriptor of Reddit wow
The average redditor is a white dude pasty white who collects Funko pops and thinks Donald Trump is a facist
We need Sam Hyde explores Reddit series
We need Sammy to be a guest on Websplorers.
oooga booga @@BigGuy-ox3hc
Explours* ,reported you.
Bro I don't want him to die.
@@Dr.eeeeeeeeeeevilExplaouers
Im 100000000% positive reddit is the worst place on the internet,Twitter and 4chan and Facebook are paradise compared
I think /lgbt/ is worse that most of reddit
@@Diogenes-96Are you Dark-Triad??
@@Gaming_Legend2 /pol/ is worse. The best boards are /x/, /an/, and /s4s/
@@Diogenes-96Reddit banned a lot of the good subreddits in the last few years so I feel like this isn’t true anymore.
@@PinkFZeppelin I bet this dude is talking about r/jailbait
"it's so quiet in my head now"
beautiful
If a dystopian novel ended a chapter with this quote it would win a Nobel Prize.
@@samblackstone3400it actually stuns me how succinctly it would wrap up a dystopian novel
Sammy never lets his fingers leave his nose
it’s so quiet in my head now😭😭
its so quiet in my head. thats natural
Yes, thoughts and mind activity=bad
Thanks for the updoots, kind srtanger!
For a group that claims to be open minded and inclusive, they sure have a problem with anyone who doesn't openly and unquestioningly support their degeneracy.
why does reddit attract these people? 💀💀
We’re watching Sam Hyde, so we ain’t much better
@@bampoe8670 You're talking about reddit. Keep that in mind. No matter what, doing anything, is phenomenally better than reddit.
you mean normies? Reddit became normie and femenist infested. The top sub used to be /r/programmning and full on nude porn was on /r/all regularly but that wont fly when you need to run ads and bring in money for investors. They are nerfing the "nefarious" side to reddit more and more each update.
@@bampoe8670 i would consider sam hyde more normal than the average redditor
These people are average.
I just want to debrief but my wife says I am code switching
21 and four months to spare on learning music sounds like a great idea
Nah dude i wish i can get back my teens from being in a band and a musician,its not for 2023 ...im also 21 and i hate my life that i spent so much time on art
@@user-zx5gg8od6l Why do you say that would be more lucrative? Any sort of advice you'd like to give?
@@mrbungle3310y life is so bad I dedicated so much time to something I love instead of grinding for money 24/7 😭😭
@@user-zx5gg8od6lit’s not lucrative at all buddy
@@mrbungle3310relatable bro
Bro, 21 is not too late to learn music. You have your whole life ahead of you. Hell, I'm still learning.
It’s easy if you learn just intonation intervals.
r/woosh
its so jarring seeing two normal high t men scroll through reddit reacting to all the beta redditspeak lmao
“Jarring”
“High T”
What goober would pay for 50 for a chat read
Disillusioned youths looking for purpose. They think because Sam is more intelligent then they are that he has hidden insight into fixing their pointless lives. They don't have the awareness to realize that is something Sam has critizied his viewership for.
Sam is jewish and has insights into show business
@@someguy2775Its kids who think Sam is a positive role model who can help them fix their lives because they dont want to do anything themselves, they want someone else to fix them by saying a few words
50 is pocket change to me. Wouldn't pick up a 50 from the ground even. You on some peasant shit.
@@someguy2775same guys who think no fap helps lol
Cross dresser in a wheel chair? Was that an infinite jest reference? I sure hope so.
Sam is exactly the person I picture when I try to imagine someone who read _Infinite Jest._
is he acoustic?
Sam ist eigentlich Franzose aber das ist so ziemlich das gleiche.
Incredibly
basiert@@atmosphericus970
Last sam's livestreams were the funniest shit i ever saw lately 😂
My favorites srly, my guy is just the embodiment of the anti-streamer, simply a genius of the whole internet.
I thought I told your ass to stop saying “anti-streamer” the only person that term remotely applies to is jerma
that very last part is so sad
"merp narwhal bacon derp" - reddit
Reddit used to be good then they banned jailbait, fatpeoplehate and recently watchpeopledie. Sad way the site has been going.
Jailbait yeesh
You lost me at “then they banned jailbait”
shame, what a loss.
Somehow found something worse than Der Redditor
its over
Reddit is 4chan for omegas.
Most normal reddit post
Angel number, video length. 🙏🏻
agarthan crack
Hell yeah proto-mayan capricorn energy! 🫥🫥🫥🫥
End of the false land incoming
Means Palestine will be victorious over the great Satan
I'm gonna save this watch it every week
Sam is known for his spotless dating history so I'll trust his advice over Reddit any day!
You the guy that starts all those threads on /tv/?
readit is the worst "people".
@@Jordannadroj20 Yes, he is a troon from discord and foxdickfarms who love BBW farting.
@@johnyewtube2286toe to toe with sam hyde fans 😐
When he said “Dim Heidecker” in his regalia 😂 yes, I do hate Tim heidecker, he’s never done a thing that made me almost laugh lol
How has he never made you almost laugh, then proceed with an lol. Seems like he just did
My le wife's boyfriend. Super chill guy.
this video contains the rare great advice from sam
I hope this video makes you remember that every online personality is fake. It's all a bit
Silly Billy is offensive. How would you like it if I said Ham Sam? hmmmmmmmmmm?
As soon as a woman has entered college, they're lost forever 90% of the time.
Does high touch high interaction mean what i think it does
This is so wild
Gheyo all Deyo
lol tim still living rent free after all these years
Tim almost ruined his careeh
@@timmyt1293 Sam ruined it himself with all the maga /pol/ memes. They were never going to keep him on adult swim
Movie
isn't sam a pdf file?
She was AoC
Yea sam acts like we don't know about his 16yo gf marky then shames simmons and others.
@@patioprimate4740 again it was legal according to the age of consent of the state they were in
@@Guadalajara1937 right, as it is in most states, yet he shamed simmons and other guys for doing the same thing with frank hassle.
@@patioprimate4740except Simmons was talking about how to have sex with little kids at camp not 16 year olds
Never forget r/weekendgunnit
r/milliondollarextreme
718
bitter old sam is sad to watch tbh
i been watching him since 2014 hes always been bitter wym
@@aa-cx8nc People who dislike Sam are quick to denounce anything he does.
Okay Tim
He's not bitter. If anything he's mellowed out over the past years.