The Unholy World of Jesus Games - Caddicarus
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Everyone knows who Jesus is. The miracles. The walking on water. The feeding of the 5000. The crucifixion. The video games. I didn’t know this. I also didn’t know there were SO MANY OF THEM. SO many Jesus games. PC Jesus video games are absolutely abundant, especially on Steam - and ever since the surprise hilarious reveal of I Am Jesus Christ trailer with a small snippet of I Am Jesus Christ gameplay (you get to fight SATAN IN IT), it inspired me to take a look back and see if anything else was made. As it turns out, it’s a lot. Get ready to be shocked and horrified as we look at Jesus in the Matrix gameplay with Jesus in the Matrix review, Five Loaves and 2 Fishes gameplay, Galilee Spectrum gameplay, yes there are even text adventure games based on religion as far back as the Sinclair ZX Spectrum games, Jesus in Space gameplay, JESUS famicom gameplay that was also JESUS NES gameplay and I managed to get my hand on JESUS MSX2 gameplay, with the MSX2 being the most popular Japanese home computer for original Metal Gear 1, Run Jesus Run gameplay that lasts less than 10 seconds, Jesus Christ RPG review with Jesus Christ RPG PC gameplay, yes, there is an RPG trilogy about Jesus Christ RPG Steam for FREE including a Jesus Christ RPG soundtrack, Fight of Gods PC gameplay with a Fight of Gods review, in fact will Fight of Gods ever come to Xbox or PS5? You can play as Jesus and fight Moses or Santa - so it’s basically South Park Jesus vs Santa but in real life! Save Jesus gameplay with Save Jesus review on PC or Steam, Fist of Jesus PC gameplay even though it’s actually Fist of Jesus Android gameplay with Fist of Jesus review since Fist of Jesus Steam doesn’t exist anymore, Pathway to Jesus iPhone gameplay, Miracles of Jesus PC game gameplay, The You Testament gameplay by MDickie who has a tonne of infamously bad MDickie games for PC, Secrets of Jesus gameplay for Steam with Secrets of Jesus review, and probably my favorite titled one - Fluffy and God’s Amazing Christmas Adventure gameplay. Yes, Fluffy is Jesus’ nickname. I promise. Get ready to watch Caddy leap into action in his cheapest Jesus costume, shouting from car park rooftops, jumping on village brick walls, bouncing on playground see saws, throwing full size toilets and even jumping off of a roof. Caddy jumps off a roof. Yes. You’re gonna want to see this Caddicarus Christmas Special. Happy Holidays, and I hope you enjoy the Caddicarus 2021 season closer - the Caddicarus 2021 Christmas Special. Let me know what your favorite Jesus games were.
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Raid is still a game? I thought after everyone realized it's bad they stopped taking sponsors lmao
Invade dark mythics
Finally we missed ya mate great vid appreciate ya happy holidays mate!
"The neighbor is jumping around dressed as Jesus with a Guitar Hero controller. Should I be worried?"
"Oh, you just moved here. That's Jim, you'll get used to him."
The Traumatic World of being Caddy's Neighbor.
@@GiratinaofFury "Why is there a man dressed as sonic and saying he's mickey mouse and I saw him burning the guy game and he emerges from bins"
"That's Jim"
@@GiratinaofFury "Honey, that Jim fellow is playing in the trash without his shirt again."
"Does..does...does he always do this?"
"Not always. Sometimes he swims around in rubbish."
"...Now I'm scared."
@@morshulinton4112
4:32 “And now he’s creepily walking down the street with an inflatable assault rifle”
Me: *literally in bed preparing to go to sleep*
Caddy: "Do you have an hour to talk about our lord and savior?!"
Every night, I pray on the holy jhonson, apologizing for put a can of beans in the toaster
Yes
Me: OH YES BUT PLAY PEPPA POGGERS ON THE (black people swear) SWITCH OR THE PUSS SALIVATE 4 OR 5
I’m in the exact same situation. It’s 12:27 am. Please help
An hour is a lofty estimation when I replay literally every joke I come across like the immature idiot I am
I love how Caddy seriously went to a church, placed a game there, and put that picture in there just for a gag. That is absolutely hilarious to me.
Good thing nobody stole that game before Caddy recorded the shot, otherwise that would’ve been very awkward
@@lelandatkinson5470 We'll assume they got there with the game and he put it down between shots.
and he had to print out the photo
I've spot a basil pfp >:) good taste
@@queerpossum6484 Same.
As a catholic that story at the beginning is the best and most accurate retelling of Jesus I’ve ever heard
“RUN, JESUS, RUN - THE FEDS ARE AFTER YOU” is also accurate.
Same here, watching this video is even now part of my Christmas traditions.
I am also Catholic and remember many Kingdom Hearts references at mass.
Susej
@@henryapplebottom7231 ruo dorl , dna roivas Susej Tsirhc
"Mate, what's your neighbor doing dressed as Jesus?"
"Oh that's just Caddy, don't mind him."
"Mate, he's carrying a loo in his yard... and now he's throwing it to the ground."
"He does that. Just ignore him."
"That's just Jim. He's a RUclipsr."
"Say no more."
10:48 "Why is your neighbor stomping on bread while carrying two fishes and then screaming?"
"That is just Jim, he makes videos. he does that sometimes so ignore him
With all the comments here, I now want a sitcom about Caddy’s neighbors XD
"Oh that's that neighbor lad, he tends to have weird manic episodes whenever a camera's on him. Young people today are so energetic."
Caddy said "Jesus" about 152 times throughout the entire video. Yes I counted, and yes it was excruciating. But my curiosity got the better of me.
Thank you, you brave soul.
And because I'm also curious, that's a little over 2 "Jesus" per minute
You forgot God Jr.
Dude, I salute your altruism. You deserve a metal!
(･o･;) (☉｡☉)!🙌👏👏👏👏👏👏
I just love that Caddy has friends with a restaurant and they let him walk in there dressed as Jesus to film a skit
It was more the Beefy Boys reached out because Caddy wore some their merch in an earlier video. They then did the collab with the staff responding blindly to Caddy’s weirdness!
@@chrisjones5411
Imagine doing your mundane job and some man child dressed as Jesus shows up with his annoying antics.
@@adnanasif9538that would make my day lol
@@adnanasif9538youre lame
@@adnanasif9538I mean I assume people know of Caddy in this neighborhood by now. Like he’s a local cryptid.
“Oh hey it’s Jim-“
i love the fact that he subtly implies that he doesn't like Raid
Who doesn't?
@@the_dude_who_asked eh, the game itself isn't horrible, but they are obnoxious asf
The “I’m supposed to make this sound fun aren’t I?” cracked me up.
“Never heard of it? Where have you been, can I join you”
subtly?
Imagine that you go outside to relax and you see an adult man dressed like jesus stepping on breads and flailing stuffed fish like a madman
Behold, the Second Coming!
@@oddcrafter1270 LOL
" Looks like Jim found the pcp stash... get the popcorn."
I don't know that sounds like an average day in the uk
Oh, I do that on the daily
I dont know why, but the part where he shouts "I AM YOUR DADDY AND YOU ARE MY BITCH" as Jesus beating up Santa almost has me on the floor each time i come across it
He barely sounded like himself, it's like a different shrieking youtuber of olde possessed him in that moment
ITS TOO FUNNY!!!
7:33
thIs mOMENT MAKES ME WHEEZE EVERYTIME SBCBNS
@@softjasper543 I want that hot wheels garage set but the size of it is probably insane
@@quantumblur_3145 i need to know who
9:12 honestly I can't say I DIDN'T expect it, but the fact that he printed that out, put it in an Anime Jesus game, put it in a church, and probably isn't allowed back is the funniest thing to me.
35:36
i imagine its a booked location considering hes talked abt it before, either way still funny
I figured I'd rewatch this in time for Christmas, and now knowing what the camera shots look like from Caddy's view, it's fair to say he was close to being in heaven for most of this video.
The term "Jesus's Fanbase" is now a permanent part of my vocabulary and I love it
Referring to the apostles as Organization 13 is pretty great as well.
stans of the lord almighty
Broke: Christians
Woke: Christ-stans
Still better then any K-Pop band
@@quinnholloway5400 That’s only because Jesus is already dead, so they can’t stalk him and send him pictures of him sleeping.
“A man had a beard. And they loved it so much, they banded together to form Organization XIII”
I’m already enjoying this
I'm so glad caddy can make these jokes now
Lol
Xudajs the Apostle
Yas Queen of peace made me laugh for minutes on end!
So in a comparison of Organization XIII to the Apostles, who would represent Judas Iscariot? Roxas? Axel? Maybe Xigbar? Would Saix be Peter, Paul, or somebody else?
i love how in the description it says they were allowed to film in the restaurant, yet it doesnt say they were allowed to film inside the church XD
its his house he is awlways allowed to
"His name backwards is Susej" that cought me so off guard i choked laughing
Hehe you choked because of a susej
I choked on his Susej.
"thats cuz jesus christ is my ni--" "NOOOOOOOOO" had me stifling my laughter so hard at work at 8 o clock this morning. love you caddy
Put the time mark
@@vaughngracey255 1:16
Network engineer!
Nintendo 64
Nitwit
19:54 He bought a 14-foot trampoline just to do this gag. His dedication is unbelievable.
ong
@@snowdrop6774 I LOVE UR PFP
@@snowdrop6774 THEYRE RIGHT ITS A NICE PFP
@@-voiddemoni-9243 mawile gang represent
Bro’s computer is breaking
It’s better to be a friend of The Worm than be it’s enemy
- Jesus
If feel so intensely threatened.
All Hail tje Worm!
W O R M
Game Timestamps:
3:16 Run, Jesus Run!
4:48 Save Jesus
6:45 Fight of Gods
9:02 Jesus
10:45 Five Loaves ~ 2 Fishes
19:57 Galilee
24:36 Jesus Christ RPG
27:47 Rise Jesus Christ RPG
27:51 Baby Jesus Christ RPG
29:49 Fluffy & God's Amazing Christmas Adventure
35:16 Fist of Jesus
37:54 Pathway to Jesus
42:15 Miracles of Jesus
47:47 The You Testament
51:37 The Secrets of Jesus
54:31 Jesus in Space
58:50 Jesus in The Matrix
Jesus Christ man
@@Legovader69 Indeed.
"Honey, our neighbor is dressed as Jesus and throwing a toilet on his driveway"
"Must be the holidays"
I feel they got use to him doing dumb funny stuff
This episode is insanely chaotic even for Caddie’s standards but the “Yas Queen of Peace” made me finally lose it. I’ve been reborn and now I love Jesus more than ever.
MIGHTY MISTER
Breaking the Policemen?
Based and Amen-pilled
Yas Queen of peace
This is definitely one of his funniest videos it cracks me up so much.
18:36 one flew over the cuckoo’s nest anyone
Okay, I'm Christian, and I lost count how many times laughed really damn hard. That Fluffy video game killed me.
Holy crap, a Christian with a sense of humour? That’s rare.
@@Twillek1019_ we Are like the furries. There is a lot of good people, tarnished by a shitty side that makes three times More noise.
@@pabloherranz1795Aggreed. Of course that's like that with all religions.
@@richardadamson1438 indeed my Friend. Indeed.
@@pabloherranz1795 straight facts
The infrequent interactions Caddy has with the Jesus statue throughout this video, with each one getting more intense as the statue becomes disappointed in Caddy are absolute gold.
I'm not Christian but I genuinley love how Christians are laughing with Caddy on what can often be a touchy subject for some
They have a good sense of humor if they watch Caddy.
That’s because I think as a Christian, that humor comes from God-he doesn’t take life too seriously after all
I doubt that many of Caddy's viewers are religious. And this will certainly upset people depending on where you show it.
Good thing they're not Muslim
To be fair, regardless of what you believe in, laughing at a bad game is always fun, it's not like Caddy is saying god is dumb. He's just saying these games are. And i doubt that a christian would really want their faith to be represented by games like... these...
I love how Caddy subtly hides the fact that he doesn’t actually like playing Raid everytime they sponsor him.
I mean he and his family need to eat but at least he makes it clear that he doesn’t like the game but doing it for paycheck.
I agree raid is crap I played for 10 minutes and got bored and uninstalled it
@@cassiebarber4669 play for 20 minutes left on my phone for almost a year and then deleted it when it took up too much space
i mean the game is crap
@@evandaymon8303 yeah I don't blame him for taking a sponsor. Glad he shows what he really thinks tho
I can believe caddy went back in time to thr Church of the Holy Sepulchre with a gamecase with a pic of uzaki chan in a cowkini in it
Frickin mental
Uzakker Chan
@@MDLuffy1234YT NO-
used-udder chan?
Caddy: "but i'm jesus, i can't swear!"
Also Caddy: 44:35
"that's coz Jesus Christ is my-"
"NOOOOOOOOOO"
This video was a 10/10 instantly
agreed.
Network engineer.
@@lydiajulianprower8356 Neighbor
@@donovanlocust1106Nickel.
“Well, my name is the Lord Almighty, but you can just call me God.”
You know, in a different story with a different tone, that would be a badass line.
It sounds like a line from Bruce Almighty tbh.
Reminds me of that line from Asura's Wrath,
"Who do you think you are!?"
"(Complete deadpan) God."
I think I just found my new catch phrase!
*e*
pulp fiction
According to the wiki article on J.e.s.u.s. : "The game's name refers to a space station called J.E.S.U.S., named after the central Christian figure Jesus. The ship is shaped like a double-edged sword a la Book of Revelation. Its inhabitants go on to fight a mysterious demonic alien from Halley's Comet."
Still makes just as much sense
Admittedly, that sounds REALLY badass.
12:36 plays in my head on loop for no reason all of the time now.
I can’t make it stop
SAME
I feel you bruv
I love how they let a strange man dressed as Jesus into the kitchen to sprinkle an unknown substance all over their grill.
Considering he got their permission to film, he probably also had to disclose and prove it was water.
Maybe the bottle was empty when he asked and used their own water for the skit
That bit had me rolling lmao
@@anothergamer112 Pretty sure those are his friends and he probably knows the guy that owns the place. It's also just water in that bottle.
Source- I've been friends with resturant and bar owners, as long as you don't shit on the floor or hinder bussiness they dont care
damn yea
I loved it when he said “oh my Dad” instead of “oh my God”, just because he was dressed as JC. Really cracked me up
I, too, got the joke.
I enjoy how you refer to him as JC like he's a rapper
If you 🤔 that's funny you'll love The Antichrist
@@Scrybe_of_Sass Well, that is his name, JC Denton.
6:37 I'm pretty sure if Jesus came back and saw all the stuff we were getting up to this is what would happen
Jesus being relatable
I have a feeling though that we're all going to hell whether we're sinners or saints.
55:48 Stu Dent is keen on that robussy, love me a good christian game
Imagine the other guys at the restaurant seeing literal Jesus and a recording crew ordering a burger
And the poor cooks watching as he pours holy water over some poor guys sandwich.
@@lucas23453 "It's really disagreeing with the devil cake I ate this morning"
42:13 The guy in the background is trying so hard not to laugh XD
"So they banded together to form organisation XIII."
Not even a minute into the video and I'm already wailing with laughter.
Prbly not a coincidence that they had 13 members. And Xion... And it's rly Xehanort that conciders himself a messiah rather than anyone in the Organisa- Okay mby it is a coincidence.
That's actually a really high quality joke. Unlike the other crappy jokes in this video that are just like "haha god bad" and that's it.
@@krimsonkatt Man lighten up a little
@@AstralPhnx Why shouldn't I take offensive to one of my favorite RUclipsrs calling my entire belief system "fake" and "a cult?" He's gone way to far with this one. To think he reuploaded Disney games because he said a slur but then decided to keep this up. To think other Christains find the blatant bashing of their religion funny. Must show how little dedication they really have. They probably worship Donald Trump instead of the One True Savior...
@@krimsonkatt Are you good? Chill.
0:19 I thought he would be called Caddesus
At this point it's a Christmas tradition to watch this video and it never gets old. I love this.
"This game nails you harder than me"
- Jesus Caddick
Careful with that nail gun Jesus
More like Jim Christ
more like "Jesus, Caddick!" XD
@@TheOnlyBootlegger .....the almighty Jimmy
@@richardsavings6690 or james
RUclips removes dislikes:
Caddy: "I am free of all worldly restraints and shall now show you true power!"
@Denam We need a safe space? Yet Atheists foam at the mouth whenever someone mentions Christ's name?
@Denam Props for being honest my dude
@@KingStr0ng sure dude
@@astrowolvez Yep. As soon as anyone tries to express their faith they get bombarded with *"GAWD NAWT REAL!"*
Frankly this might be the first comment section with religion involved that I don't want beat everyone
I couldn't stop laughing during the Fluffy game bit, just too good.
As a catholic, I’m proud of Caddicarus talking about the bearded guy on the cross.
"Well, you can't say this man doesn't take his comedy seriously"
- Me, after watching this man destroy five loaves of bread and an entire toilet bowl.
Not to mention getting the permission of a whole restaurant to harass the staff and going to an actual church more than once.
@@anothergamer112 not even a church. A fuckin cathedral. In surprised they greenlit that
@@metaforth1271 ikr??? Caddy went absolutely insane with this video
@@anothergamer112 I saw some people dining in the bg😭
@Sega Starbits I guess some people have a sense of humour, even Jesus
"Friend Of The Worm" sounds like it could be a Sims achievement which maybe you could get for befriending the Mongolian Death Worm.
I've been writing Will Wright for years, asking him to release a Mongolian Death Worm expansion pack for The Sims. He wrote me back, saying: "I'm sorry, but I don't even work on The Sims anymore, you pointless nuisance. Also, if we put the Mongolian Death Worm in the game, it might escape into real life, so the answer is no."
Still, props homie for the MDW rep.
@@gonzoGnostalgic Wow, that's one interesting response from Will Wright you got there.
Also, what can I say? I know my cryptids. :)
@Sega Starbits Why do you ask?
Mongolian Death Worm? Is that from Sims 4? Haven't played that one yet.
🤠
@@caiorezei I said it SOUNDS LIKE it could be in a Sims game. I didn't say it actually IS in a Sims game. I.E It is something theoretical that could be added to the Sims and still work with the general theme of the game series. But as C N R said, Will Wright told them that one, he doesn't work on the Sims anymore and two, if he were to put the Mongolian Death Worm in the game, "it might escape into real life." Basically, Will Wright does not want to ever see the Mongolian Death Worm in any Sims game.
I love it when a maniac jumps on and hits me, kills me again, says he'll kill me again, leaves, and I give what the heck a denarius is while trying to give up.
A denarius is a ye olde Roman coin.
It's crazy how it's 2023 and religious media only peaked with Veggietales and The Prince of Egypt...
Good to see Caddy fully embraced his resemblance to Jesus.
He's more like John the Baptist
Yeah when it comes to personality wise, caddicaruis is closer to john the baptist
Hey, Mel isn’t it funny that we’re in the middle of the desert and I look a lot like Jesus.
He is the brit jesus
Just like how he embrace his resemblance to Shaggy rogers .
Did I see Charlie Church Mouse?? 👀
Maybe.
I saw bible adventures ;D
Ah he didn’t do it. Guess it’s up to you
I guess he wasn’t into Educational, Bible Stories, PC Game, and Software.
He had 3 copies but didn't play it. :(
And hi PBG! :)
This is the best Christmas special ever made
Apparently, J.E.S.U.S is a game set in 2061. The name Of the game comes from the space station It tales place on (named After yes,the Jesus from the Bible),and it’s about fighting demonic aliens or something
That sounds like a cool comedy sci-fi movie but idk about a game
Reboot J.E.S.U.S as a sci-fi comedy,kadokawa
@@Jakepearl13 I meant it would work better as a film
@@NicoEdgy yea exactly,kadokawa makes movies too
"His name backwards is 'Sausage'."
Not even a minute into the video, and I'm already laughing so hard that I'm crying.
Yeah, SUSEJ make me snort, but JC coming down to Earth via the godly montage on a saturated christian music, that made me snap right at the beginning XD XD XD
My favorite bit is barely 5 minutes in.
"I quite like my Jesus to be on the F a s t e s t setting."
@@mackback319 (cuts to Jesus in an RC convertible)
@@do_you_see_banana_man which leads to another favorite:
"Okay, let's go, it's time to save Jesus!"
"EYYYYYYYY-"
@@mackback319 “Did I just watch a Roman get killed by a ball of skulls?”
“That was cool as shit!”
My head canon for the Galilee game is that it's a zombie game from the view of a zombie. Why else would you start randomly in a graveyard without a clue where to go? The noises you hear come from the other zombies and your hand is hurt cause it's falling apart already. The "maniac" attacking you is the protagonist of the actual game and he says he kills you again cause you're well....undead.
Edit: also would explain why going on dates isn't even an option
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
@@frankuraku5622 😂😂😂
@@srmagician1430 I CANT FOLLOW ALL THAT
@@TheTopazCactus YOU CAN'T GET THAT
@@frankuraku5622 you give a denarius
41:00
Hopefully not many people were in that restaurant when they saw a crazy Jesus cosplayer running out
32:46 This is my favorite thing you've ever done
41:25 Caddy must have been at that restaurant before. Enough for that guy to no longer be surprised to see him dressed up as Jesus and just play along with his shenanigans
I’m guessing he arranged something beforehand. It’d be rude to just show up like that.
@@SorowFame he showed it on his Instagram and in the Video about the Album of Peppa Pig.
He seems to know the owner or something like that
The restaurant is called The Beefy Boys
I'm sure I've seen him wear a Beefy Boys shirt too, he must be friends with the staff
Imagine him pitching the idea of this skit to the owner.
37:35 I’m pretty sure that the reason this fight is impossible is because it could be an anti pirating measure
No it is just bad game desingh😂
@@BadTunes. or it’s anti piracy
@@user-mg5ip7rn2k it was free game lamao
@@user-mg5ip7rn2knope it was a free to play game before it was taken down so they don't employ anti piracy measures
@@user-mg5ip7rn2k you can't put anti piracy in mobile games lol
Ya gotta love his hand tats looking vaguely like stigmata in some shots... I love Caddy
If I remember correctly, the tattoo on his hands are from Oddworld
@@supreme_xenon they are. More specifically, a tribute to abe's exodus.
Caddy dressing as Jesus and going to an actual cathedral is the definition of doing gods work
I love how Caddy looks more like Jesus when he takes his fake beard off and shows his real beard
My toughts exactly lol, he doesn't need a fake beard, he already looks like Jesus
@@rebecca_rh Because he is Jesus Christ, lol
He looks like a white James Harden with that beard.
@@mehlessmidori602 so jesus
Referring to a religion as a fanbase is something I didn't know I needed in my life
Used to watch your channel years ago and came back for the 1 million subscriber special, and am now just binging your content. I genuinely adore how utterly strange and out there your humor has become. You've got a super distinct style of humor and the timing on your skits is utterly spot on. Binging through all your stuff, and can't wait to see what's in the future.
8:38 what makes this even funnier is that there was a Christian who believed that monster energy is satanic
yeah cuz hur dur m looks like 999
They believe a game about brutally killing demons in hell is supporting satan...
Seriously? That's the most Christian thing ever
@@plexyglass429 you OK man?
@@hungry_sleepyhead yes?
@@plexyglass429 thE maRk OF tHe beaSt
41:10 Hands down, this is the most extra Caddy has ever been with any of his skits so far in his RUclips career. Huge props to the restaurant staff that work there that put up with his shenanigans and I can only imagine what was going through their heads when Caddy approached them about this skit 🤣
I really do hope the hostess was in on the bit with how she looked at caddy
They most likely were considering everyone involved wasn't wearing a mask
Right? The dedication to that joke is insane.
@@Barlakopofai It's considered hospitality which is exempt from mask wearing
@@jugsyarts Wow, no wonder the UK's been getting shat on by COVID.
32:43 Suffering in all these games was totally worth this gorious moment !🤣
J.C. = Jesus Christ
J.C. = Jim Caddick
How did I not get that right away!?
This was comedy gold!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I heard “Jesus in the Matrix,” I laughed in extreme confusion.
JESUS IN THE MA-
When I saw it I was like: oh God this is going to be bad
@@watto6491 and it was.
1:01:59
HEEEEL-L-L-L--L-LP!
This is so bread and red wined
“I was christened so I get a free pass”
*checks notes*
“Well I’ll be damned”
He definitely won’t be (please get this joke I beg)
@@ryebreadthebread Only took a second for me to understand so your good (the thing about jokes no longer being funny is bullshit)
@@ikoniful3984 thank god I was worried for a sec
@@ryebreadthebread Sadly, i don't.
@@romdan7136 the joke is he won't be damned to hell because he was christened
25:13 Oof, Marie realy didn't needed to pull a completely gratuitous "you're not his real father" to poor Joseph, that's cruel XD
42:00 I love how the person in the back isn't concerned at all lol just another Tuesday
"*spacebar click* congratulations, it's a boy" is the smartest call back into the same video I think I've ever seen, comedic genius
And another thing, when I searched up the game here, I found a speed run of all three and noticed that two of the tracks were:
-Wind Scene from Chrono Trigger
-an orchestra cover of the Katamari Damacy theme
KATAMARI. FREAKING. DAMACY.
"I want Jesus heart surgery" cracked me up, also Caddi with that garbage bag on his head looks like a Dark souls boss
Max the Christian
@@srmeatyboi9009 Maximus Christos, Lord of Salty Comment Sections
@@srmeatyboi9009 Max the Christian sounds like the name of a sonic oc
Maximilian Whillyan the garbage wet sock of comment sections
@@ShibuNub3305 "I sure am fast, but the lord's work is faster"
Revisiting this video for the Nthteenth time and I will say that this is one of my all time favorite Caddy episodes and my favorite of his 2021 videos.
54:33
I’ve watched this video more than I have read the Bible.
Same (I've never read the Bible)
Jesus: "Oi!"
Disciple: "Uh hu?"
Jesus: "Go to my flat."
Disciple: "Yes Jesus."
Jesus: "I left a game in my bedroom."
Disciple: "Ok I'll be back in a second. Do you want anything from the shops?"
Jesus: "Yeah. Get me a monster energy"
Legend
Jesus canonically drinks Monster
@@JackMcSomeone He’s gotta find some way to keep going with all that work.
This sums up his second coming, there won't be a rapture, he'll just want a Monster energy drink
@@JargonMadjin He comes back after 2000 years, had a can of monster and leaves
Based
The "Run, Jesus run!" gag is easily your best. Nearly snorted my tea.
56:26 NICE SHOT STU
51:56
personal timestamp
The fact this man walked into a church and did a skit there is absolutely brilliant.
The fact he also put in a lewd anime picture in there makes it more crazy and brilliant at the same time
I'm Russian, my government has a law about "offending rules of religious people" which it uses to get anyone who ever made any post on Internet behind bars, and I support this sentiment.
@@nirvanaoverrated The fact that it’s Uzaki of all characters is even more crazier than crazy.
@@kainitekaiju3227 the fact that he had to print that
That Uzaki art tho...
No better way to celebrate the birth of Christ then by looking at his extremely holy selection of games about his incredible life.
@nemo pouncey These videos take awhile to do, so I’m ok with that .
Yeah lol
What’s ironic was that he wasn’t born in December.
This was hilarious, Caddicarus! I absolutely love your work and you are a great RUclipsr!
It should be illegal how many times I have rewatched this. One of my favourite RUclips videos ever created! I always laugh until I cry when I watch the Galilee 'playthrough'. Thank you for this, it brings me SO much joy 😍🥰
"That's cause Jesus Christ is my- nOOOOOO"
Made me snort harder than I expected
Edit:
Can’t believe I got 1k likes on this lol
"That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my- NETWORK ENGINEER"
You snorted too much of the white stuff
@@thejlchannelofficial
Yes
Powdered sugar
@@Mel0nCake404 Yeah, definitely 100% not something else
That joke is fr 7 years old
As a Baptist Christian, I think I need to save this for when my religious aunt comes over for Christmas. I think she'll like it :)
Update: so i'm thinking about getting my casket bedazzled
Hey me too! We love to see it
Lemme know how it goes when it happens.
Maybe don't do that.
@@riverseatscarrots3873 It'll be fiiiiiiiiine
Oh god
0:00 Intro
3:16 Run, Jesus Run!
4:40 Save Jesus
6:45 Fight Of Gods
8:20 J.E.S.U.S
10:40 Five Loaves & 2 Fishes
13:00 SPONS
15:08 Five Loaves & 2 Fishes (contd.)
18:33 Sinclair ZX Spectrum / Galilee
24:28 Jesus Christ RPG
29:49 Fluffy & God's Amazing Christmas Adventure
35:14 Fist Of Jesus
37:54 Pathway To Jesus
41:10 SKIT: Jesus Goes To Beefy Boys
42:27 Miracles Of Jesus
47:47 The You Testament
51:36 Secrets Of Jesus
54:30 Jesus In Space
58:42 Jesus In The Matrix
1:03:21 Outro
1:06:18 Stan's Phrase Of The Day
31:49 never fails to make me laugh
The entire Galilee section made me literally cry with laughter.
I want my sides back so bad.
I DONT UNDERSTAND
分かりません
@@Hamburger8079 The Maniac says "I'll kill you again!"
"CALL HIM A CU-"
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND."
@Logan Milne "I DON'T UNDERSTAND"
Imagine being famous enough to get a RESTAURANT to help your comedy bit.
Caddy is a legend
My favourite part is the cook in the back is just like "If I ignore him, maybe he'll go away".
A RAID: SHADOW LEGEND!
I think that was the same restaurant he was in when he filmed the 'Peppa Pig has an Album?!' video
the only thing i can think of is
whats the security camera footage look like,and is the one watching those in on it
Not the first time. The same place was used for his Peppa Pig album video.
This was the perfect intro video for me finding this channel
Caddy is my comfort creator and I often binge his content. But I especially love this video and the current era of content! Keep it up, Caddy!👁🤙
And I say unto you:
"All these games are using my likeness, and I haven't seen a single dime for them? What a load of rubbish!"
Thanks Jesus! Very cool!
Not cool
If you think this is bad, wait till you see what American Evangelicals are doing in your name.
How many more centuries of copyright protection do works like the Holy Bible really need, anyway!
19:20
As a guy who watched JonTron put a game on a cassette tape into a cassette player, I immediately knew where this was going.
Glad to know I wasn't the only one prepared as soon as I saw the cassette.
* *ACTUAL NOISE IT MADE* *
I could tell Caddy was trying to replicate it, and I could also tell he wasn't expecting the second noise as a result of only knowing the bit
Yeeep
As someone that's seen _James Rolfe_ do it, I knew it was coming.
44:05 Thanks for Traumatizing me
16:05 This has become way more real than it should
"I've just bought some sheep NFTs to put in the land I own in the metaverse!"
One of my favorite Caddy quotes: “Jesus, he died quick!…Well, not really. I heard that was quite slow.”
I remember that from the megaman videos
It's actually "No, not the real Jesus"
he did still die faster than the other 2 guys on the crosses next to him, they had to have their bones broken to accelerate their deaths
Jesus is Air Man confirmed??
Organization XIII being an allegory for Jesus and His 12 apostles is the most inane yet sensible thing I've heard from Caddy so far and, as someone who grew up with both convoluted plotlines smothered into my innermost being, I thank you for coming up with it before I could.
Oh christ, that means Roxas is Judas
@@sphealingit222 And Xion would be, according to Dan Brown, Mary Magdalene?
Sorry to break your bubble- but if you're talking about KH it's XIII not XII so it doesn't really work.
@@Luxaron Yes it does, Xemnas would just be Jesus while the rest of the org would be his 12 apostles.
@@ScorpionTamer Even by ridiculous anime standards that still seems like a massive stretch, I don't see how they have anything in common besides there being 13 of them (even then there's still Xion). Even Roxas as Judas doesn't make sense since he's not the only member that goes against the org. Them having 13 members is just a reference to the number 13 being associated with death.
2:29 Is a great moment or just funny overall. Funny use of music, and the expressions as he uses the plastic guitar and that hopping is very hilarious.
Just putting this here to keep track of where the "Jesus is my friend" moment is.
That was my favorite skit in the whole video. I absolutely lost it.
31:49 i think this is the hardest Ive laughed for ages. Literal tears falling down my face, thank you Jim