They cut attractive men's sack off so they could mate with them and homosexuality wasn't a very "bad" or "sinful" thing since the gods sometimes had relationships with the same gender
@@superstarultra28 agreed and I'm so glad that they're making a live-action film of Hercules and I just pictured someone getting a part to be in the live-action film. I think they Should cast Hugh Jackman to play either Zeus or Hades for the film don't you agree.
I know, right? I heard all about that from the Nostalgia Chick, it's just a result of him being in charge of the Underworld isn't it? Ol' Hades got the short end of the stick, while Zeus got the sky and Poseidon got the ocean, he got the ground (aka Gaia, his mom). Speaking of Zeus, that guy's just a bastard, making children under Hera's nose and as a swan/goose no less, I don't know what Poseidon did but I'm sure he's a jerk as well. We need more positive portrayals of Hades, who's with me?
"And then along came Zeus! He hurled his thunderbolt!" I think Zeus coming along and 'hurling his thunderbolt' accounts for 99% of all Greek mythology.
I'd say 45%. The other 55% being sex with varying degrees of consent and gods getting furious when someone calls them out for their stupid stuff. I think my favorite example of how dark Greek mythology can be is the origin of Medusa. She used to work in a temple of Athena until she was raped by Poseidon in the temple. Athena couldn't really do anything to Poseidon so she took her anger out on Medusa and turned her into a gorgon. Rape or not, sex in a temple was considered a sin to be punished. And the reason why that horrible story is my favorite example is because it's one of the few that doesn't involve Zeus as the rapist.
That was more common back in the day than one would think. The groom would consult the father and that was that. No one cared about the mother or the bride in question. And hey, Persephone still got an awesome deal out of it by becoming a feared dread queen whose name people feared to even speak. Hell, she even got to rule as an equal alongside Hades. That's hella rare.
I now realize that this is movie and these songs are lowkey the most effective religious disinformation campaign in history. This has done unironically more for Zeus' image than the the cult of Zeus ever did.
I don't have really any clue what you think you've got here. The main thing you get when you ask the average non-classics joe what they know about zeus is that hes a lecherous creep. And the association of Hades with the Christian Satan started when early translations of the bible called Hell "Hades." Wouldn't really call that this movie's doing.
All these comments talking about how inaccurate this movie is are pushing me to learn what the hell is going on here. Wish me luck. (But, to clarify, I never really assumed it was accurate)
@@theotter7021 it’s very very inaccurate, not even his name is right lol! I think the worst part is the disservice this movie does to Hades, the only sane male God 😅 Poor guy. Then again, this is just a kids movie, so I shouldn’t really be complaining. Anyways, I really encourage you to look more into the Greek classics, they’re so interesting and fun!
God(s) I just realized that the muses are the daughters of Zeus an Mnemosyne (goddess of memory) therefore they're Herc's half sisters! It seems kinda cute that they sing about their little brother XD
Biggest PTX Fan Ever!!!!!!! I honestly hadn't thought about that ":) Then, well, Hera married her brother Zeus, Aedipus married his mother, Hades married his niece Persephone and so on... Greeks definitely shipped too much incest pairings
@Just A Goose hestia didn't cause chaos in some manner like the other 2 probably did. Edit: said bestia for some reason instead of hestia. Freaken auto correct.
An accurate portrayal of the story of Hercules would not be appropriate for a children's cartoon. The reason why they didn't stick to the myths is obvious.
@@Localbisexual oh yes ofc gospel music can literally associate with your so called ''trauma'' just bec it's abt religion and stuff but pop music literally having all types of terrible lyrics and also with dark meanings is 'probably a 'relatable'' song for you and doesn;t make u a bit anxious what a dumb excuse gospel is a genre. there's alot of gospel songs that u probably don't even know is a gospel song. so u can't just associate gospel music with your trauma.
Is the second one anyone else's favorite. It's just so dark, dramatic, and soulful and it gives me goosebumps every time! And the cackling at the end of it *shivers* it's great and I wish it was the longest! (Though I live the others too)
The Muses are supposed to be Zeus’ daughters and Hades’ and Poseidon’s nieces, and I realized they’re singing and flirting about their own brother, since Hercules is the son of Zeus, too.
@@flowerfaerie8931 Yup, which honestly just derails Heracles' best known story, since he only performed the Twelve Labors because he murdered his wife, Megara, and their children because _fucking Hera_ sent him into a madness because she puts the sins of the father at the feet of the son. I'm pretty sure Heracles met Hades all of once for his final labor: getting Kerberos and bringing him to see Eurystheus. And Hades fUCKING LET HIM. Hades was basically just like, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure this has something to do with Zeus and, frankly, I don't want to know. You can take Kerberos on a walk if you can actually get him without your weapons." AND THAT WAS IT. I get that Disney had to change familicide, but did they _really_ have to make Hera a sweet, tender side character instead of the vengeful bitch villain?
BoredomIsAnUnderstatement I mean, she was pretty motherly to her actual children as far as I can remember. She was only a villain to Zeus’s mistresses and illegitimate kids.
@Meg from 2:26-2:29 is the countdown and from 2:30-2:41 in the OST the song starts with this part but in the movie the song actually starts with 2:41. If you doubt me here are the links: OST: ruclips.net/video/UHjnSHVOxeI/видео.html Movie Gospel II ruclips.net/video/SLy0NBSaGGQ/видео.html
"Though Hades' horrid plaaaaaaaan was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth!"....I can't stop replaying that part. She was the best one of all three. That heavy vibrato in her voice was everything.
There are so many inaccuracies in just verse “And then along came Zeus, he hurled his thunderbolt, locked those suckers in a vault, and all on his own tamed the globe”. Like, did they even do research on how the Titans were defeated?
@@RandomPerson-qd9gj I mean I understand, but at least show Hades a little respect. Like, I get they needed a villain and he was perfect, but they could’ve at least shown him being nice once
Sledgehammer101 king triton is the son of Poseidon. Hercules is the son of Zeus. Hercules and Triton are 1st cousins and Ariel and Hercules are 2nd cousins.
“On Mount Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth.” I love these brilliant lyrics only an adults could understand/appreciate. Genius songwriting!
Just to clear up a few things fact wise. Hades is the ruler of the underworld (also called Hades) but he is the god of wealth due to the many thousands of gold pockets and other gems lying around where he lives, which is basically under a mountain that was once a volcano. Hera hated Hercules and wanted to kill him. Hades isn't inherently bad at all. Remembering it was fine to kidnap your wife back then just as it is now in some countries. Hades and Persephone had one of the chillest and nicest relationships in history. Also Zeus was a nymphomaniac (someones who loves sex basically). Remembering that myths cannot be compared fully to modern day interpretation as we have a different culture and society.
"Remember it was fine to kidnap your wife" The fuck? Lots of horrible things could have been done to you and your abuser need only pay a fine. That absolves them am I right? They're not bad. And Persephone wasn't actually kidnapped. Look for the real story
Hades only kidnapped her because Zeus gave him that advise. Hades thought she was cute and asked Zeus what he should do and Zeus said to kidnap her..... So that wasn't even his fault. He was trusting his brother.
also if i remember correct he allowed her to go back to her mom for a few months, that's why we have the seasons like winter and spring, and didn't he give Cerberus to Hercules to fulfill a task on the condition he was brought back unharmed.
I mean come on Hades is the good guy here. He didn't do anything he was just sitting there being quiet and the blame is put on him. That is the worst thing ever. I feel bad for Hades if anyone is mean it's the titans.
The Titans and Hera. She's the one who made shit difficult for Heracles in the first place and tried to kill him -- along with every other kid who was Zeus' but not hers (except Athena). She always put all the blame on the ones Zeus slept with and their children and never Zeus himself. She's both a bitch and an idiot! Clearly my least favorite goddess.
hkjlkjhlkjhkjh I Was Lost. I Know Melpomene Came Second In The Movie But On The Video, It's The 3rd....But Yes, The One With Melpomene's Solo Is My Favorite.
Thalia: Muse Thalia was the protector of comedy; she discovered comedy, geometry, architectural science and agriculture. She was also protector of Symposiums. She was always depicted holding a theatrical - comedy mask. This is her name and what she is depicted as in Greek Mythology :)
shinyasora11 But only in Hercules, Calliope, the Epic poetry, who stays at the center, than Melpomene, the tragedy,with long black hair, who hold the mask (Tragedy/Comedy), Clio, the History, with the scroll and the three little tufts up head, Terpsichore, the Dance, with spiky hair and Thalia the fat (the comedy) x) Actually the Muses were 9, not 6, they miss: Urania (The Muse of Astronomy), Polyhymnia, (The Muse of mime / hymn) Erato (The Muse of Love Poetry) and Euterpe ( The muse of Lyrical Poetry);
Even as someone who took a Classical Myths course in college and realized just how inaccurate this movie is, I still love this movie to bits. (Also even as a kid I always thought it was clever calling this song "The Gospel Truth" when it's sung in Gospel-style.)
Hades was always the kindest of the big three, but then everyone always hates on him making him out to be all evil and stuff. He did absolutely nothing wrong except get the short end of the stick and follow bad advice thanks to his brother (how rude Zeus. How. Rude), and so because of something he had NO SAY IN everyone decides he's the bad guy. (Thanks a lot Zeus, look at what you've done.) And I want you guys to know, that I'm greatly disappointed in ALL of you. So there. You just got told by a 14 year old.
Ok Mr.14-year-old can you please tell me what *I* did wrong here all i did was click on a video I completley agree with you but you don't have to be so rude at the end btw I'm 15
Food for thought, yes, but you know all the tortures that Hades "came up with" actually came from Zeus. And while I completely agree with what you are saying, it doesn't mean you need to go and scream at everyone on RUclips about it. And yes, I know it sounds like I'm just retaliating but I'm not, I'm a huge PJO and HoO fan and I have always hated how Hades had been portrayed in both this movie (a kids movie) and the PJO books. So, now that I have said my piece, please understand that this comment wasn't needed. This is a kids movie working off of the mythological standpoint. It didn't use any opinions on which Greek god was best, it used what facts they found, and if they are like me and did extensive research into the subject, then they would have found more books going against Hades than books going with Hades not being all that bad. So there. You just got told off by a 15 year old who took Greek Mythology and has read every Greek Mythology book there is (fiction or not). How does that feel?
1. It’s no one’s fault he got the under world the drawings of who would rule what were random. 2. Hades kidnapped and in prisons Persephone 6 months out of the year and had to be bribed to let her go in the first place just to trick her to stay for 6 months. 3. He’s killed and attacked many of his brothers children. 4. He tried killing his brothers on many occasions. 5. He tortures people for fun and plays tricks on his children. There’s many more negative and terrible things hades has done then you think. Don’t give sympathy before you know the full story.
@@kapollo5757 1. He kidnapped Persephone out of love 2. he stayed true to his wife 3. he got the short end of the stick 4. Zeus came up with many of the punishments 5. He doesnt torture people for fun, they deserve to be punished if thed did something bad like kill a person 6. Other gods have done worse things such as Apollo and Hera 7. Ive read lots of books on the Greek and Roman gods and Im 13
@@marisaemmons2095 Yeah no.....He KIDNAPPED Persephone! AGAINST her will! His SISTER'S daughter! And he TRICKED her into staying with him! "Stayed true to his wife?" Pfft! No he didn't! He cheated on her TWICE! Just because he didn't cheat as much as his brothers doesn't mean anything! And hurting his brothers children doesn't justify anything! He could be the bigger person and deal with it! Hades wasn't as bad as his brothers but he wasn't good either!
Hades never gets any credit he only cheated on persophone once. How many times has Zeus cheated on Hera? The answer is hundreds of times if not thousands of time other then hades all the other gods and goddesses are repeat adulteres.
I like this movie but at the same time I don't like it because it butchers Greek myths. Why couldn't Kronos be the villain? At least it would have made a little more sense than Hades.
It's a work of fiction, not a documentary. Besides, I don't think they'd get away with anything less than an 18+ rating if they decided to have accurate mythology.
Zeus wasn't really a horo though... In truth, he just cheated on Hera, his first wife a lot, not only with Gaia, but with many others. And out came the titans and zyklops, which were pissed off that Zeus hated them for their looks and wanted to wipe them off the face of the earth. So they gone into rebellion, but lost and got locked away.
He ran the uuuuuuuwuuuunderwoooooooorld but thought the dead were dull and uwuth he was as mean as he was uwuthless and thats the gospel truwuth he had a plaaaan to shake things uwup and thats the gospel truwuth
Yo Hades was is and always will be my husbando. He's just a socially awkward guy that loves his dogs, and gave the girl he liked food, after which they agreed to start a relationship where she'd commute from his place and back to her home. He's a cinnamon roll and I love him.
Who doesn’t give a damn that the story doesn’t exactly follow Greek mythology and can appreciate that it’s a wonderful adaptation without screaming “INACCURACY!” any chance they get?
Question: If Zeus was able to defeat all the Titans on his own before the movie, how were the same Titans able to pose a threat to all the Olympians (including him) near the end of the movie?
For story purposes, it was Hercules who had to save the day. Though you could argue that because the Titan's took Olympus by surprise, the gods weren't ready.
I love all of them wow strong voices beautiful bravo!!!! just wish they were a real group they'd be killin it. Love the movie but the muses made the movie so much better.
Why would I "miss the old Disney movies" ...? I mean, I can watch them everyday. Plus, just because they don't make them the same anymore doesn't mean we can't enjoy them any less. I for one think that Up and Wreck-It-Ralph were just as enjoyable as The Little Mermaid and Hercules. In fact, some of the old movies weren't all that great anyway - don't get me wrong the majority were - but the "old" movies had just as many great and bad films as the "new" ones do ...
Actually frozen is my most hated of them. I can see why some people like it or soon (unfortunately) them. But to me it was one of disneys worst. Mulan, pocahontas, lion king, hercules, hunchback of notre dame, are by far the better ones in comparison to frozen in my opinion. Back in the day, this was and is musical genius. Now with damn let it go, expectations of disneys musical standard is collapsing. They need to make a TRUE new masterpiece that deserves the recognition. No offense intended for any frozen fans. I felt I should voice my opinion. Disney forever.
Hera Crying over Hercules that's funny she hated him, According to the Greek myth, she drove him to insanity (was most definitely not his mother) making him murder his children and wife. All because her Husband( and Brother) had an affair with a mortal( Zeus can't keep it in his pants) . But sure she is the loving Queen of the gods who is Never violent. (except when she threw her son Hephaestus off Olympus because he was " ugly") Such a loving Queen she is.
Such a rightfully angry queen (goddess of marriage) excluding Hephestus... her husband made a joke of her sphere, and did it constantly. I sympothise with her more than most.
La promesse de la Fierté and THAT’S the gospel truth saweetie and honestly not even gone lie if my child was ugly imma have to see what adoption and foster care really about cause I’m sorry but I cannot love an ugly child
@@alexcastro7665 That's sad to hear you view childern over their looks they can't control rather than them as a person; other than the fact you know, YOU gave them those looks with your blood, so if anything I think this is more telling about YOUR looks above all else which means you probably should do some self reflection of yourself to see why the looks of a newborn child matters so much then their: health, personality, the fact they came from you, and the potential for who they can become. And frankly, if your going to adopt based on looks, you will most likely be stopped or kicked out for that mindset for a child or disappointed who the "beautiful child" becomes as a person....... ......*_AND THAT'S THE GOSPEL TRUTH!!_* :^)
I know people complain about this movie being inaccurate, but I honestly think it's so inaccurate that it's oddly accurate. Like I can just imagine that this is the story that Zeus would tell people in the 90s to sanitize his image and make his family seem less dysfunctional.
I know the comments are gone and i have no idea how 😂
Along came Zeus, locked those suckers in a box.
I think it was on youtube kids before
I bet I know
Silver delphine Alyssa hayley white ranger
😊😊😊😊😊
it was a *NAASTY* place
There was a *MEEESS* where eva ya stepped
Love Debby where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes NEEVER slept
Reminds me of Raven
Crazy Yankee and then along came *ZUEEEES*
he *HEEEELD* his thunderbolt
The start of literally every Greek story: *AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS*
The gods had always fucked everything up. Everything was fucked up in Ancient Greece basically
Akire the gods fucked everything.
....sometimes literally
@@mariag2056 That's really kind of you to say, thank you, made me feel nice...
They cut attractive men's sack off so they could mate with them and homosexuality wasn't a very "bad" or "sinful" thing since the gods sometimes had relationships with the same gender
I don’t care how inaccurate this movie was, it was still a BOMB ass movie, still love it, till this day.
Totally agree, dude!
@@superstarultra28 agreed and I'm so glad that they're making a live-action film of Hercules and I just pictured someone getting a part to be in the live-action film. I think they Should cast Hugh Jackman to play either Zeus or Hades for the film don't you agree.
As a Greek I can assure you that it is REALLY inaccurate 😂
Anyway, this song is fire!
I agree, plus the music slaps.
Till this day!
Virgin teenage girls in Ancient Greece: [Exist]
*AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!*
And that's the gospel truth
And hurled his "thunderbolt"
@@grendelek5032
Oh my Lord no! 😆
Lol omg
No boys.
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life with the occasional musical number sung by the Muses for when things get too dark and intense.
Honestly my fav comment right here 😂😂😂
Yes!!
Let them sing about high school experience
@@kenmorris8219 true that I would like to hear
Morgan Freeman for everyday life, The Muses when you need to learn everything, and Samuel L Jackson when you need motivation.
Anyone else find it strange that Hades, the least douche-ish God, is always the one who plays the villain?
***** where did you get this information? Also I'm a dog person.
I have never read those books but I do listen to the greek myths and that thing about kittens was never mentioned
***** Maybe one day but I refuse to believe a recent book knows all about Hades, I'll leave it to the Greeks of ancient times thank you.
***** Cool, is Hades married to Persephone?
I know, right? I heard all about that from the Nostalgia Chick, it's just a result of him being in charge of the Underworld isn't it? Ol' Hades got the short end of the stick, while Zeus got the sky and Poseidon got the ocean, he got the ground (aka Gaia, his mom).
Speaking of Zeus, that guy's just a bastard, making children under Hera's nose and as a swan/goose no less, I don't know what Poseidon did but I'm sure he's a jerk as well. We need more positive portrayals of Hades, who's with me?
"And then along came Zeus! He hurled his thunderbolt!"
I think Zeus coming along and 'hurling his thunderbolt' accounts for 99% of all Greek mythology.
OMFG 😂💀
Well are we talking about Zeus’s thunderbolt, or his “thunderbolt”?
I'd say 45%. The other 55% being sex with varying degrees of consent and gods getting furious when someone calls them out for their stupid stuff.
I think my favorite example of how dark Greek mythology can be is the origin of Medusa. She used to work in a temple of Athena until she was raped by Poseidon in the temple. Athena couldn't really do anything to Poseidon so she took her anger out on Medusa and turned her into a gorgon. Rape or not, sex in a temple was considered a sin to be punished.
And the reason why that horrible story is my favorite example is because it's one of the few that doesn't involve Zeus as the rapist.
@@PikachuLittle his thundercock
@@MasterArchfiend thats fan canon. written by a roman about 300 years after the original. in the original version they were 3 sisters born as monsters
Honey you mean HUNKules
dangit your everywhere. i just came from the Gaston lyrics AND YOU WERE THERE
The King of the Penguins that part always gets me
I read this while she was saying it too! 😂😂😂
😂😂
The King of the Penguins lol I'm loving your RUclips channel name......
An ancient greek woman minding her own business.
**Then along came Zeus!**
And there it is..
I think you meant "female version of any living organism"
He hurled his "thunder bolt"
Even the ones locked in a tower got some action with Zeus
@@apollo_says_hello He Zapped!
Made a Sucker in that Vault!
Say whatever ya want about Hades being evil, at least he was faithful to his waifu.
Fructose Cornsyrup Yes, his waifu...that he kidnapped
That was more common back in the day than one would think. The groom would consult the father and that was that. No one cared about the mother or the bride in question. And hey, Persephone still got an awesome deal out of it by becoming a feared dread queen whose name people feared to even speak. Hell, she even got to rule as an equal alongside Hades. That's hella rare.
If anyone says otherwise, Watch Overly Sarcastic Productions.
At least he didn't pull a Poseidon and rape her in his niece's sacred temple.
@@thelovelyblair1707 he let her leave...once a year
I now realize that this is movie and these songs are lowkey the most effective religious disinformation campaign in history. This has done unironically more for Zeus' image than the the cult of Zeus ever did.
I don't have really any clue what you think you've got here. The main thing you get when you ask the average non-classics joe what they know about zeus is that hes a lecherous creep. And the association of Hades with the Christian Satan started when early translations of the bible called Hell "Hades." Wouldn't really call that this movie's doing.
what is the cult of zeus and how do i join
All these comments talking about how inaccurate this movie is are pushing me to learn what the hell is going on here. Wish me luck.
(But, to clarify, I never really assumed it was accurate)
@@theotter7021 it’s very very inaccurate, not even his name is right lol! I think the worst part is the disservice this movie does to Hades, the only sane male God 😅 Poor guy. Then again, this is just a kids movie, so I shouldn’t really be complaining. Anyways, I really encourage you to look more into the Greek classics, they’re so interesting and fun!
@@theonionqueen3519 movie literally says hades is weaker than zeus while in reality he would whoop his ass.
I never realized just how inaccurate this movie was when I was a kid lol
true
+Lone Wolf Same. As much as I love this song, I find myself correcting the not-so-gospel truth.
I feel like it was to get children interested in Greek mythology, rather than frighten them with the true story.
One could say, it's the gospel lie
+Dan H this made my day
God(s) I just realized that the muses are the daughters of Zeus an Mnemosyne (goddess of memory) therefore they're Herc's half sisters!
It seems kinda cute that they sing about their little brother XD
Except when the muse of comedy says she wants to do him
Biggest PTX Fan Ever!!!!!!! um
HOLY CHEESEBALLS SHE CALLS HIM HUNKULES
Biggest PTX Fan Ever!!!!!!! I honestly hadn't thought about that ":) Then, well, Hera married her brother Zeus, Aedipus married his mother, Hades married his niece Persephone and so on... Greeks definitely shipped too much incest pairings
I read that DNA didn't matter to gods so it was never wronged nor incest (but it was; not to them though)
I just realized 'and that's the Gospel Truth' is like the Ancient Grecian way of saying 'and that's the tea, sis'
@Chase Vaccaro same but that is a pretty good descovery
I wouldn't say it is.
@@novahleenation I would, Gospel and gossip have the same root word.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg yaaassssssss!!!!!!!!
*Greek
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
Hades and Poseidon: Are we a joke to you ?
And that's the gospel truth!!😀😂
And Demeter and Hera, but I guess now that they'd don't do much
@Just A Goose hestia didn't cause chaos in some manner like the other 2 probably did.
Edit: said bestia for some reason instead of hestia. Freaken auto correct.
When they say the Skyfather was Humble?
@@mariag2056 Demeter and Hera are younger than hades Zeus and Poseidon (I might be wrong)
Unpopular opinion: Hades is the best god in Greek mythology.
Agreed
He is. In personality and actions. "God of the underworld" makes him look bad.
He is tho
Agreed.
I would have to say 3rd after artimiss and Apollo
The old Disney movies had the best music, and that's for sure!
the old disney movies had the best music....and thats the gospel truth!
True except Tangled
@@eleven-hopper holy hera, tangled turns 10 next year
Yeah. I prefer the older ones. Though, Tangled holds a place in my heart as it's a movie I saw with my grandmother and mother when I was two.
@@tvbnine793 you just quoted Philotetes!
From a mythological standpoint the gospel truth is crap lol. From a musical standpoint however its great.
Just straight up disregard the truth factor, Its some of the greatest soundtrack in move history IMO, however it small it may be
Aru Akise no one cares
An accurate portrayal of the story of Hercules would not be appropriate for a children's cartoon. The reason why they didn't stick to the myths is obvious.
Aru Akise They can't tell what really happened to kids
True
My mind and body: *"Youre a failure."*
Me: *"And Thats the goooosssppeeeellll ttrrrrruuuuuuuttttthhhhh"*
I have never been more excited to hear gospel music until I heard this
You’re missing out the entire genre of gospel music is a VIBE I recommend Shirley Caesar’s “sweeping through the city”
Gospel music is good tho
@@precious1918 everybody gansta till you associate gospel music with your trauma so you physically cannot listen to it without getting anxious
@@Localbisexual nobody likes trauma dumpers
@@Localbisexual oh yes ofc gospel music can literally associate with your so called ''trauma'' just bec it's abt religion and stuff but pop music literally having all types of terrible lyrics and also with dark meanings is 'probably a 'relatable'' song for you and doesn;t make u a bit anxious
what a dumb excuse
gospel is a genre. there's alot of gospel songs that u probably don't even know is a gospel song. so u can't just associate gospel music with your trauma.
From left to right, they are Thalia, Clio, Calliope, Melpomene, and Terpsichore.
Cat Defender I like how I don't know how to pronounce any one of these 😂😂😂😂
@@mariaxr.7281 Helpful comment
I thought u where naming the New orleans projects 😂
thalia is a literal baddie
@@mariaxr.7281 weren’t there more muses than just these girls??
It’s been years and we’re all still coming back to this
of course
We could never leave this movie behind 😎
And THAT'S the gospel truth
That last one. If she don't SANNNNGGGG
shevonnie salmon YESSS
EDGES?
GONE
What's weave
Pan Pan- Bros sissssssss I’m edgeless
Jaebunnyxo I mean like just snatch me bald!
Is the second one anyone else's favorite. It's just so dark, dramatic, and soulful and it gives me goosebumps every time! And the cackling at the end of it *shivers* it's great and I wish it was the longest! (Though I live the others too)
I like it the most as well. It sounds like "Jesus Christ Superstar" to me...
Lizzie Johnson ..
Christopher Robin Hake sounds like a song from dream girls
just remember that this movie paints a horrible image of Hades
This is my fav aswell
The Muses are supposed to be Zeus’ daughters and Hades’ and Poseidon’s nieces, and I realized they’re singing and flirting about their own brother, since Hercules is the son of Zeus, too.
all the Greek gods were incestuous. so thats not a surprise.
But gods don't have dna-
@@Ayra_Nayeem they don't but Hera was Zeus' sister so🤷🏽♀️
@@christmascocks yeah I know, I just wanted to point that out
Yeah, but since they're divine, they don't have to worry about any defects since their DNA is not the same as ours
That moment you realize Disney framed Hades because Heracles suffered cause of Hera
that moment you realize the film has almost nothing to do with the actual myth (I on the other hand didn't realize for a long time either)
They framed Hades because he's the god who most closely resembles Satan, and that's the gospel truth.
They portrayed Hera as his mom here, so there was no reason for her to be angry at him since he was no longer the product of Zeus’s womanizing.
@@flowerfaerie8931 Yup, which honestly just derails Heracles' best known story, since he only performed the Twelve Labors because he murdered his wife, Megara, and their children because _fucking Hera_ sent him into a madness because she puts the sins of the father at the feet of the son. I'm pretty sure Heracles met Hades all of once for his final labor: getting Kerberos and bringing him to see Eurystheus. And Hades fUCKING LET HIM. Hades was basically just like, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure this has something to do with Zeus and, frankly, I don't want to know. You can take Kerberos on a walk if you can actually get him without your weapons." AND THAT WAS IT.
I get that Disney had to change familicide, but did they _really_ have to make Hera a sweet, tender side character instead of the vengeful bitch villain?
BoredomIsAnUnderstatement I mean, she was pretty motherly to her actual children as far as I can remember. She was only a villain to Zeus’s mistresses and illegitimate kids.
"Heroes like Percy Jackson."
"Honey, you mean PerSASSY Jackson!"
This needs more likes
YES
YAAAASSSSS PERSASSY!!!!!
@@maeflower25-x3s it really does
Lmao you mean Peter Johnson?
The Gospel Truth I: 0:04 - 2:26
The Gospel Truth II 2:41 - 3:24
The Gospel Truth III 3:28 - 4:29
Halima Aliyech XX
Lifesaver
Halima Aliyech L
@Meg from 2:26-2:29 is the countdown and from 2:30-2:41 in the OST the song starts with this part but in the movie the song actually starts with 2:41.
If you doubt me here are the links:
OST: ruclips.net/video/UHjnSHVOxeI/видео.html
Movie Gospel II ruclips.net/video/SLy0NBSaGGQ/видео.html
Meg I think it’s because people aren’t counting the count down since there’s a countdown before the last 2 versions start up.
These girls were one of the key figures for my love of being black. These underrated figures
Love it forever
Ya
"Though Hades' horrid plaaaaaaaan was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth!"....I can't stop replaying that part. She was the best one of all three. That heavy vibrato in her voice was everything.
Yes, she sings so well! Love her voice. She is a great performer.
That would be Melpomene, the muse of tragedy.
@@elizabethalvarado8698 exactly so the dramatics is to be expected 😂😂❤
"He ran the uuuuunderwoooooooooorld but thought the dead were dull and uncouth"
Disney had some nerve calling this song 'gospel truth' 🤣
There really did
There are so many inaccuracies in just verse “And then along came Zeus, he hurled his thunderbolt, locked those suckers in a vault, and all on his own tamed the globe”. Like, did they even do research on how the Titans were defeated?
I always thought it was meant to be ironic.
@@saucymemes6696 this is a kids movie.. things gotta be simple for th kids to digest, this is not a documentary
@@RandomPerson-qd9gj I mean I understand, but at least show Hades a little respect. Like, I get they needed a villain and he was perfect, but they could’ve at least shown him being nice once
Haha my favorite part
"The guy was too Type A to just relax!"
Pfft too type A haha
explosivecookiez KEITH MY BABY BOY
explosivecookiez considering zues is a horn dog
they're basically just describing attack on titan in a child friendly version
in the first gospel truth song
assault ana It's neat!
Yes cuz humans live for thousands of years
This movie was before attack on titan
Annie Hoch Water is wet
Anyone wondering why all the comment are recent for a video that is 8yrs old
They were here before but got deleted
RUclips keeps putting this on RUclips kids then taking it off so the comments keep getting deleted 😢
Hercules was like the Starbucks of ancient Greece, wasn't he?
Yes. Everywhere you turned, there he was. ( Percy Jackson )
Xd
I wonder why the Greeks didn't set Eren Jager on the titans.
i know right!
I knew somewhere along the line someone was gonna say something about that hahahaha! I thought I was the only one thinking the same thing
No, no, no. Not Eren. Send Levi and Mikasa. They outweigh Eren alone.
Because anime didn't exist at that time.
Cackling Gale Okashiikazekiri no no. A hungry sasha will do. Or an angry hanji.
"He hhhuurrllleeed his thunderbolt!" ⚡
Best part of the gospel truth 1 if ya ask me
For me it's SAY IT GIRLFRIEND
“If there’s a god you don’t wanna get steamed up, it’s Hades”
Hera: *Observe*
Forget meg being the ultimate sassmaster. We found a new contender.... and that's the gospel truth.
Elysia THE FANGIRL yes Percy Jackson is the sassiest of all 😂
Persassy for life
This song slaps so hard.
“He HURRRRRRRRRRLED his thunder bolt!”
“HONeY! You mean hUnKuLeAs”
(Favorite parts in this movie)
Cheese The CowFish yes honey 😍
did you know that Ariel and Hercules are related?
Yes I did. After making family trees. Their like cousins or something?
Almost got it.
+Elysia THE FANGIRL yeah they are cousins, because of Poseidon and Zeus
Miss Kat but I thought Ariel's dad was King Triton
Sledgehammer101 king triton is the son of Poseidon. Hercules is the son of Zeus. Hercules and Triton are 1st cousins and Ariel and Hercules are 2nd cousins.
Uh, where did all the comments go? Is anyone else seeing this?
I see it too. I dont know whats going on haha
I was wondering too lol
It’s probably a RUclips problem since it’s a kids movie song lyric video.
I just realized that
@@Megz1794 they better not make this a RUclips kids thing 😡
“On Mount Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth.”
I love these brilliant lyrics only an adults could understand/appreciate.
Genius songwriting!
Nico: Srsly??My dad is not like that.
Annabeth: Hera was not a nice mother...
Definitely not
Percy: I want blue food!
LoL Hades sure wasn't like that in the Blood of Olympus
***** SOLANGELO! All the way!!
Just to clear up a few things fact wise. Hades is the ruler of the underworld (also called Hades) but he is the god of wealth due to the many thousands of gold pockets and other gems lying around where he lives, which is basically under a mountain that was once a volcano. Hera hated Hercules and wanted to kill him. Hades isn't inherently bad at all. Remembering it was fine to kidnap your wife back then just as it is now in some countries. Hades and Persephone had one of the chillest and nicest relationships in history. Also Zeus was a nymphomaniac (someones who loves sex basically).
Remembering that myths cannot be compared fully to modern day interpretation as we have a different culture and society.
"Remember it was fine to kidnap your wife"
The fuck? Lots of horrible things could have been done to you and your abuser need only pay a fine. That absolves them am I right? They're not bad.
And Persephone wasn't actually kidnapped. Look for the real story
Hades only kidnapped her because Zeus gave him that advise. Hades thought she was cute and asked Zeus what he should do and Zeus said to kidnap her..... So that wasn't even his fault. He was trusting his brother.
@@eniolaolubosi487 The wealth part is only in his Roman form as Pluto
@@sherrieshadoan6082 Damn it Zeus don't give your brother bad advice
also if i remember correct he allowed her to go back to her mom for a few months, that's why we have the seasons like winter and spring, and didn't he give Cerberus to Hercules to fulfill a task on the condition he was brought back unharmed.
I mean come on Hades is the good guy here. He didn't do anything he was just sitting there being quiet and the blame is put on him. That is the worst thing ever. I feel bad for Hades if anyone is mean it's the titans.
*Twilight Moon* , Hades was a good guy...
*& that’s the GOSPEL OF TRUTH!* XD
The Titans and Hera. She's the one who made shit difficult for Heracles in the first place and tried to kill him -- along with every other kid who was Zeus' but not hers (except Athena). She always put all the blame on the ones Zeus slept with and their children and never Zeus himself. She's both a bitch and an idiot!
Clearly my least favorite goddess.
I wouldn't call him the "good guy" necessarily....
I think the only bad thing he ever did was kidnapped his niece, Persephone, and married her.
@@BoredomBee
Zeus: Your mother and I loved you so much
Me: _I doubt it._
Gospel Truth II was always my favorite!
hkjlkjhlkjhkjh of comedy* ironically
hkjlkjhlkjhkjh I Was Lost. I Know Melpomene Came Second In The Movie But On The Video, It's The 3rd....But Yes, The One With Melpomene's Solo Is My Favorite.
Vermouth is basically wine; just in case anyone was wondering.
I like tha fat one from the groups because she's funny
Thalia: Muse Thalia was the protector of comedy; she discovered comedy, geometry, architectural science and agriculture. She was also protector of Symposiums. She was always depicted holding a theatrical - comedy mask.
This is her name and what she is depicted as in Greek Mythology :)
shinyasora11 But only in Hercules, Calliope, the Epic poetry, who stays at the center, than Melpomene, the tragedy,with long black hair, who hold the mask (Tragedy/Comedy), Clio, the History, with the scroll and the three little tufts up head, Terpsichore, the Dance, with spiky hair and Thalia the fat (the comedy) x) Actually the Muses were 9, not 6, they miss: Urania (The Muse of Astronomy), Polyhymnia, (The Muse of mime / hymn) Erato (The Muse of Love Poetry) and Euterpe ( The muse of Lyrical Poetry);
***** I know there are nine muses, by the way they were born I'm surprised Hera didn't go batshit on Zuse
*****
+ayotebak 'Hunny you mean HUNK-cu-les'!...... LOL
Even as someone who took a Classical Myths course in college and realized just how inaccurate this movie is, I still love this movie to bits.
(Also even as a kid I always thought it was clever calling this song "The Gospel Truth" when it's sung in Gospel-style.)
HONEY, YOU MEAN HUNKULES
not gonna lie these girls were my first crushes xD
Thing: *can give birth*
*AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS*
Hey Josuke lol
Put in 0.5 Speed. It sounds like they are drunk. VERY drunk.
Henrique Carballo Aranha omg!! My EARRRS 😭😭😂😂😂
Henrique Carballo Aranha yes.. Yes it does
Henrique Carballo Aranha 😂👏🏼
OMG at .5 speed 1:10 is my favorite part
Henrique Carballo Aranha you made my day 😂
I really cannot get enough of that raspy voice belting out "He hurled his thunderbolt" at 0:53.
YOU GO GIRLS
Hades was always the kindest of the big three, but then everyone always hates on him making him out to be all evil and stuff. He did absolutely nothing wrong except get the short end of the stick and follow bad advice thanks to his brother (how rude Zeus. How. Rude), and so because of something he had NO SAY IN everyone decides he's the bad guy. (Thanks a lot Zeus, look at what you've done.) And I want you guys to know, that I'm greatly disappointed in ALL of you. So there. You just got told by a 14 year old.
Ok Mr.14-year-old can you please tell me what *I* did wrong here all i did was click on a video I completley agree with you but you don't have to be so rude at the end btw I'm 15
Food for thought, yes, but you know all the tortures that Hades "came up with" actually came from Zeus. And while I completely agree with what you are saying, it doesn't mean you need to go and scream at everyone on RUclips about it. And yes, I know it sounds like I'm just retaliating but I'm not, I'm a huge PJO and HoO fan and I have always hated how Hades had been portrayed in both this movie (a kids movie) and the PJO books. So, now that I have said my piece, please understand that this comment wasn't needed. This is a kids movie working off of the mythological standpoint. It didn't use any opinions on which Greek god was best, it used what facts they found, and if they are like me and did extensive research into the subject, then they would have found more books going against Hades than books going with Hades not being all that bad. So there. You just got told off by a 15 year old who took Greek Mythology and has read every Greek Mythology book there is (fiction or not). How does that feel?
1. It’s no one’s fault he got the under world the drawings of who would rule what were random.
2. Hades kidnapped and in prisons Persephone 6 months out of the year and had to be bribed to let her go in the first place just to trick her to stay for 6 months.
3. He’s killed and attacked many of his brothers children.
4. He tried killing his brothers on many occasions.
5. He tortures people for fun and plays tricks on his children.
There’s many more negative and terrible things hades has done then you think. Don’t give sympathy before you know the full story.
@@kapollo5757 1. He kidnapped Persephone out of love
2. he stayed true to his wife
3. he got the short end of the stick
4. Zeus came up with many of the punishments
5. He doesnt torture people for fun, they deserve to be punished if thed did something bad like kill a person
6. Other gods have done worse things such as Apollo and Hera
7. Ive read lots of books on the Greek and Roman gods and Im 13
@@marisaemmons2095 Yeah no.....He KIDNAPPED Persephone! AGAINST her will! His SISTER'S daughter! And he TRICKED her into staying with him! "Stayed true to his wife?" Pfft! No he didn't! He cheated on her TWICE! Just because he didn't cheat as much as his brothers doesn't mean anything! And hurting his brothers children doesn't justify anything! He could be the bigger person and deal with it! Hades wasn't as bad as his brothers but he wasn't good either!
oney you mean HUNKULES! WHOO
I'd like to make some sweet music...
our story, actually begins.. long before Hercules. many aeons ago..
Man I wonder who played her! That one straight up sang this one!
Hera wasn't Hercules' mother...
Oops
@@iamnotthrowingawaymyshot5229 your name i love it
Also, Hades wasn't evil. Hera on the other hand.....
Hades: That’s not how ANY of that went down! Some people *glares at Hera* have jealousy issues #hadesisinnocent #historynerd 😂
"It's InAccUrAtE"......It's a kids cartoon what did you expect, Zeus going around assaulting girls with his "thunderbolt"??
I really enjoyed the parts with the Muses. I don't know if other people do, but I just find them so fun and interesting narrators/choir.
Same
At the "Along came zeus" bit I almost spat out my drink cause I rememberd the Dan video xD
Oh no!! XD Thank you so much for reminding me that, oh dear Ra!
Your welcome! xDD
Is this Dan video something I will want to see, or something I should absolutely under any circumstances not see?
Something that you should see c:
But it will ruin this song for you
lil devils Can you give the link?
When it says “He hurled his thunderbolt” all I can imagine is a piece of lightning coming out of Zeus’s mouth while he is hunched over in pain.
LMAOOO I SEE THIS NOW 😭
Powerful voices!!!😨❤
Hades never gets any credit he only cheated on persophone once. How many times has Zeus cheated on Hera? The answer is hundreds of times if not thousands of time other then hades all the other gods and goddesses are repeat adulteres.
True
I so just wanna see these girls in the recording studio with this song. :D
Anyone else catch the adult joke at the beginning there?
The Terror of Dimensions i think EVERYONE did
I love to listen and sing along to all three of these, it’s helping me train my voice to sing lower and higher. Hercules will forever be my favorite.
I like this movie but at the same time I don't like it because it butchers Greek myths. Why couldn't Kronos be the villain? At least it would have made a little more sense than Hades.
ikr, and Why does he have his roman name when all the gods/goddesses are Greek? It should be Heracles, but then they wouldn't be able to call him Herc
I suppose that one reason is that the name Hercules is more known than Heracles.
True, very true
+Kassidy Christlieb but Poseidon could have been used as the bad guy... He's done so many more things worse than hades
It's a work of fiction, not a documentary.
Besides, I don't think they'd get away with anything less than an 18+ rating if they decided to have accurate mythology.
Zeus wasn't really a horo though...
In truth, he just cheated on Hera, his first wife a lot, not only with Gaia, but with many others.
And out came the titans and zyklops, which were pissed off that Zeus hated them for their looks and wanted to wipe them off the face of the earth.
So they gone into rebellion, but lost and got locked away.
jesus its a kids movie
hades is a precious bean, just sayin.
He ran the uuuuuuuwuuuunderwoooooooorld
but thought the dead were dull and uwuth
he was as mean as he was uwuthless
and thats the gospel truwuth
he had a plaaaan to shake things uwup
and thats the gospel truwuth
True!
I was gone for 2 weeks and suddenly all the comments decided to take a break??
The comments have simply *vanished*
My boy hades... They did you wrong...
I don't know why but this moment 0:52 is my favourite part ! With 1:22
'On Mount Olympus, life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth'
...You sure about that?
H O N E Y Y O U M E A N H U N K U L E S
And then you learn Greek Mythology via Rick Riordan and you ask if this is really the Gospel Truth lol
FinalFantasy7Freak6
Same >•
Xd
This isn't historically accurate at all but it's super good musically
Eh, Rick got a few things wrong. Ares was no villain, last time I checked.
who the hell would dislike this. thay have no disney life
Janaya love trolls
Yo Hades was is and always will be my husbando. He's just a socially awkward guy that loves his dogs, and gave the girl he liked food, after which they agreed to start a relationship where she'd commute from his place and back to her home. He's a cinnamon roll and I love him.
Who doesn’t give a damn that the story doesn’t exactly follow Greek mythology and can appreciate that it’s a wonderful adaptation without screaming “INACCURACY!” any chance they get?
I didn't back then
why does this remind me of the song "its raining men" just saying
Do these girls know Hercules is their brother?
Honey you mean HUNKULES
@@asshaimelisandre3218 those Zeus genes in her xd
That ancient Greece for you every god is imbread
I miss the old Disney. Anyone else think Frozen sucks?
I do
Josh Heitman yeah
AGREEDED
Josh Heitman Why does it suck? And why only pick on Frozen? Why not pick on every new, 3-D movie?
Yes!!!
Question: If Zeus was able to defeat all the Titans on his own before the movie, how were the same Titans able to pose a threat to all the Olympians (including him) near the end of the movie?
For story purposes, it was Hercules who had to save the day. Though you could argue that because the Titan's took Olympus by surprise, the gods weren't ready.
geargrinder87 also they state he did it in his youth
zeus don't got it anymore
because of the alignment of the planets, zeus was weaker. hades used that exact moment to make hercules give up his strenght and free the titans
@Baribefe Kpurubu normal sunday for desney
Girl who becomes fertile age: *breathes*
*And then along came Zeus*
Man Disney hires like the best singers for there movies😃
I love all of them wow strong voices beautiful bravo!!!! just wish they were a real group they'd be killin it. Love the movie but the muses made the movie so much better.
I like how at 3:50 it acts like Hera would actually be sad that Hercules was gone.
"it's inaccurate to greek mythology!"
Me: shut tf up nerd this movie's awesome!!"
Why would I "miss the old Disney movies" ...? I mean, I can watch them everyday. Plus, just because they don't make them the same anymore doesn't mean we can't enjoy them any less. I for one think that Up and Wreck-It-Ralph were just as enjoyable as The Little Mermaid and Hercules. In fact, some of the old movies weren't all that great anyway - don't get me wrong the majority were - but the "old" movies had just as many great and bad films as the "new" ones do ...
Agreed.
Can we agree to add Frozen to the list of goods?
Agree too. Don't like it when people are all like.." Miss the old disney" most are just as good!
Actually frozen is my most hated of them. I can see why some people like it or soon (unfortunately) them. But to me it was one of disneys worst. Mulan, pocahontas, lion king, hercules, hunchback of notre dame, are by far the better ones in comparison to frozen in my opinion. Back in the day, this was and is musical genius. Now with damn let it go, expectations of disneys musical standard is collapsing. They need to make a TRUE new masterpiece that deserves the recognition. No offense intended for any frozen fans. I felt I should voice my opinion. Disney forever.
Frozen was bad and Moana was great but the hunchback of Notre Dame was bad but the Lion King was amazing I see the point you giving
They don't make disney movies the way they used to
Why would they almost all the peeps who did it before are gone...unless u have better ideas...
they always make some thing for older ppl like teens
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Thank you
Hera Crying over Hercules that's funny she hated him, According to the Greek myth, she drove him to insanity (was most definitely not his mother) making him murder his children and wife. All because her Husband( and Brother) had an affair with a mortal( Zeus can't keep it in his pants) . But sure she is the loving Queen of the gods who is Never violent. (except when she threw her son Hephaestus off Olympus because he was " ugly") Such a loving Queen she is.
Such a rightfully angry queen (goddess of marriage) excluding Hephestus... her husband made a joke of her sphere, and did it constantly. I sympothise with her more than most.
La promesse de la Fierté and THAT’S the gospel truth saweetie and honestly not even gone lie if my child was ugly imma have to see what adoption and foster care really about cause I’m sorry but I cannot love an ugly child
@@alexcastro7665 That's sad to hear you view childern over their looks they can't control rather than them as a person; other than the fact you know, YOU gave them those looks with your blood, so if anything I think this is more telling about YOUR looks above all else which means you probably should do some self reflection of yourself to see why the looks of a newborn child matters so much then their: health, personality, the fact they came from you, and the potential for who they can become. And frankly, if your going to adopt based on looks, you will most likely be stopped or kicked out for that mindset for a child or disappointed who the "beautiful child" becomes as a person.......
......*_AND THAT'S THE GOSPEL TRUTH!!_*
:^)
Zion The Dragon No ❤️
@@alexcastro7665 yes 👌
This movie may have been very inaccurate but you can't say that the songs were bops bc they were
From a mythological standpoint, the gospel truth is exactly what it should be. The Muses are known to not be entirely truthful.
I know people complain about this movie being inaccurate, but I honestly think it's so inaccurate that it's oddly accurate.
Like I can just imagine that this is the story that Zeus would tell people in the 90s to sanitize his image and make his family seem less dysfunctional.