Definitely the opposite of click bait. I had a buddy that had a drunk girl shit all over him in the bed on a one night stand. He previously had the best/worst story. Redban just dunked on him
Awe wow! What a Coincidence, That exact same thing happened to my grandparents back in the 40s. I sure miss grandma and her stories about butt stuff, Good Times!
@Miles Davidson Of course I did, at least after grampa died, Who am I to turn down such a sweet old lady's loving request to relive wonderful piss farting memory. Wouldn't be Christian of my not too!
If I heard this story anywhere else red flags wouldn't immediately go up and I would call it fake.... Because it's YMH, I believe it as beyond a shadow of a doubt. That really is the grossest thing I've ever heard. It's the pushing it back in that makes it truly insane, for me.
I can't listen to this station anymore while driving , because I literally was laughing so hard that I almost passed out. I legit thought I was gonna crash and die
I believe every single word of this. Redban is a little weird to say the least, but when he was with Rogan he always seemed genuine. With exception to the Olive Garden ads.
This is classic. After the drawn out long pause of being disgusted, 5:22 the camera checks back in with Redban, (oblivious to own idiocy) who is drinking shit-colored coffee ...with a shirt that reads “ me like poop farts” as to say without words just how much he enjoyed everything about the story.
The Swamps of Dagobah is the most vile story I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. I want someone to read it to Tom and get a real live reaction. I was in tears laughing all while trying to keep my food down.
@Lemon Tron Redbanned: When eating ass and a sudden shart results in a mouthful of shit. "We were having an intimate moment and then she redbanned me but i kept going"
4:00 = 30 seconds of setup... 4:17 = "silly me, I'd totally forgotten what she'd JUST recently finished doing earlier? 4:28 = I'd explain... but I'd rather not get banned...
Yall think theyr so dirty but they cant even handle an hour with Redban, or even Joey Diaz. Reminds me of me of whenn i was literaly in 3rd grade saying the f word thinking i was so cool & edgy...
@@vinny5638 you guys are like "mainstream pop" dirty. some of us are the real deal and we inspire the dirty stories that people like Tom and christina put their spin on to make it easy to digest for slightly edgy people.
He also dated Skin Diamond for a while too, he says she was Asa Akira level...so I'm thinking it was Skin Diamond, who's a singer in a rock band now so that could be the connection to way he was at the rockstars house.
The dude that animates those JRE clips needs to animate this story.
you are depraved LMAO
Paulytoon get on it
thought the same thing immediatley while listening to this
no one wants to animate shit
South Park already did it. It’s the centipede episode
"Slash...from Gun's n Roses." I thought he meant Slash from Human Resources.
That would be a very interesting company to work for.
Perfect name for a HR dude that fires staff. "Sorry man, you need to talk to Slash."
macewindex 😂
You only get to meet him if you get fired so it helps ease the process
Lmfao
That story makes Joey Diaz sound like Jerry Seinfeld
Now I'm imagining Joey telling this story. "So I manned up and blew it back up the chooch. Like a docta."
No
Ahahaha
I would be interested to know what Joey would have done in that situation on coke at that age
i really just thought damn that makes that joey diaz and the leg story sound like a bedtime tale.
When he takes off his jacket to fully reveal "ME LIKE POOP FART" I almost died. What a great story
Its all downhill from here. This is the peak, we've been to it together guys.
Hahaha
Lmao
Redban told this story on episode 204 of YMH. I guess they peaked 4 years ago.
@@andyperez3897 He also told it on Joe Rogan Experience a while ago lol
Someone do a deep dive. I need to know who this sweet girl is so I can bring her home to my mother.
"you thought we would like this story?"
"Yeah."
"hahahahahahahahahahahahah"
That moment just made me fall in love with this podcast
Redban is like, Roman level depraved.
that's why we love him
That's a really great way to put.
Dreymon Green Just their opulence.
You mean,"Roman",as in Italy? Or, did you mean, "Roman", as in Polanski?? Either way, both are equally depraved....
Polanski?
Jesus.... That's not ckickbait... That is the worst story ever!!! Hardcore Fun!
Definitely the opposite of click bait. I had a buddy that had a drunk girl shit all over him in the bed on a one night stand. He previously had the best/worst story. Redban just dunked on him
Why wouldn't he just spit it out?! Don't blow it back in!!!
Didn't your mom teach you to put things back at their place?
How loose musta that chick's ass of been to be able to blow it back in LMAO
Because its Redban - Fuckin garbage people
Because he thought it made the story funnier.
Yes I can't imagine being able to push a shit back into someone's asshole
The instant regret on Tom's face after he tells the story is priceless lmao
You could tell he wanted to spit or something to ensure the purity of his own mouth
Honestly though, what a gentleman, worrying so much about her feelings that he tries to hide the poop from her.
Yeah dude(gender neutral "dude" if possible) he's way cooler than I knew.
I'd have spat it into the pool
@@smirfzilla wtf is your comment even going for with that cringe parentheses
@@smirfzilla why the fuck are you putting that much work into (gender neutral dude) when if you’re that worried you could just say a different word
@@smirfzilla imma start sayin bitch (gender neutral bitch)
“Alright. Well, thanks for stopping by.”
I love how he tells the story and then takes a sip of the diarrhoea in a cup.
The craziest part of the story is that Redban didn’t kill himself after that. Cause I would.
I know
HAAHHA
Quality, informed, and unbiased information is why I love Your Mom's House.
“And then I drank pool water because it was disgusting.”
Amazing delivery on that finale.
I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AS TO WHEN CHRISTINA SAID QUIETLY...."I need a minute"
I lost my mind when he played the Hell na sound bite.
I actually thought that ruined the whole segment
Megaphone16 I fucking died laughing
5:18 Everyone had to have thought something about his drink at that point, no?
I love how after that story he just takes a sip of brown coffee like it's nothing lmao.
I wish he was telling this story to Bari Weiss during the Rogan interview.
PFeal
I MISS REDBAN BEING ON THE PODCAST BECAUSE OF MOMENTS LIKE THAT
I got a little ptsd from this
Hey man, I know this is a year late but I love your content! Its funny seeing you here
That'll happen to millennials. Real OG 😎 will take that shit in stride.
You’re not the only one.
Jew
This is killing me with laughter
This was tough to get through. Redban is a hero
Awe wow! What a Coincidence, That exact same thing happened to my grandparents back in the 40s. I sure miss grandma and her stories about butt stuff, Good Times!
@Miles Davidson
Of course I did, at least after grampa died, Who am I to turn down such a sweet old lady's loving request to relive wonderful piss farting memory. Wouldn't be Christian of my not too!
Lol YMH has some sick and depraved fans
what.
🤣🤣🤣
HE TELLS THE SHIT STORY THEN AT THE END HE TAKES A SIP OF SOME BROWN JUICE! CRAZY!!!!!
If I heard this story anywhere else red flags wouldn't immediately go up and I would call it fake.... Because it's YMH, I believe it as beyond a shadow of a doubt. That really is the grossest thing I've ever heard. It's the pushing it back in that makes it truly insane, for me.
No... Because it's RedBan I believe it.
@@shealee3198 This is so true. Redban is insane
@@shealee3198 exactly
He said the same thing on tiger belly. Kinda. Not as detailed
@@shealee3198 yeah he's pretty fucking gross
Ok my respect for Redban just went up. Savage!
He tells this story. And he then drinks the shit water looking, iced coffee lol
Right? He knew, he had to
I can't listen to this station anymore while driving , because I literally was laughing so hard that I almost passed out. I legit thought I was gonna crash and die
Does anyone feel like he’s lowkey talking about Sasha Grey? 😂
i thought bree olsen
I hope not bree Olsen because of the Charlie sheen aids thing
I tmwas thinking belladonna
@@osirisvelasco7003 belladonna ? hahaha... what are you like 50 years old.
I was hoping Bonnie Rotten
Redban was wrong for the JRE, but he is so right for this podcast.
The early JRE was great with Redban.
This might be the best story I've ever heard. Just perfect pacing by Redban.
I’ve never lol’d so hard. The reaction from my mommies were the best. I’m loving it
I miss seeing Redban often. People shit on him when he was with Rogan, but his silliness often fueled some great moments on the podcast.
I'd trade Redban for some Olive Garden breadsticks though
Redban over Jaime anyday.
His aspergers*
Name 1 man
The vibe totally changed when he left
Hell no to the no no no 😂😂😂. I died
“Hell to the NO!” Perfect. I wish I could ‘UNHEAR’ that story. Seriously! 🤢
You know you got a good story when Tommy's reaction is like that
You just gotta love redban. Dude's a freak of the highest caliber and for some reason I respect the hell out of him.
I believe every single word of this. Redban is a little weird to say the least, but when he was with Rogan he always seemed genuine. With exception to the Olive Garden ads.
Can we all appreciate the fact that he's wearing a shirt that says "Me like poop fart" while telling this story 🤣
He’s like The Weeknd if he did all the drugs but wasn’t cool.
I love how fast Tom's laugh turns to just utter disgust
He blew it back in...like a GENTLEMAN. Also never saw Tom almost throw up. Neat stuff👖
This is classic.
After the drawn out long pause of being disgusted, 5:22 the camera checks back in with Redban, (oblivious to own idiocy) who is drinking shit-colored coffee ...with a shirt that reads “ me like poop farts” as to say without words just how much he enjoyed everything about the story.
The Swamps of Dagobah is the most vile story I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. I want someone to read it to Tom and get a real live reaction. I was in tears laughing all while trying to keep my food down.
I read it. Worth it. Bovine afterbirth.
I never heard of that story until I saw your comment, so I went and looked it up.
Jesus H Christ.... really regretting it
have you read this one? chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts
@@johnhandshake4460 good lord 😳
I got to the infection had tunneld a foot.......
I love how FULLY stressed out they were!! Like just in total distress!! 😂😂😂
I love the moment at 5:38
Comedians have a nature all of their own, and it's great
My favorite part is when Brian says “that was the weird thing”. 😳
Brian is wearing a shirt that says "me like poop fart."
Joshua Morriston legend
We know
Poopy butt cheeks pool smear at SLASH'S house is now my hands down favorite YMH story!
Cool Guy Club (guitar rift)
Rub Rub Rub.
Riff?
5:31 Tom’s laugh is perfect
haha "I think Morton's might pull out of sponsorship after this one."
The "hell no" clip... perfect timing!🤣
I love that you can hear the laughing in the background around 6:00
Adam I am loving the laughing voice through the wall, high and tight !
I can never unhear this story...
More redban please!
To tell that story and be honest you sir r my new hero
Is this high and tight story making us feel low and loose or is this low and loose story making us feel high and tight? We're conflicted...
Profile pic fits with the post 😂
Fucking dorks...
"Well, thanks for stopping by" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
So fuckin filthy
"like a soldier!" - Joey Diaz
His shirt says “ME LIKE POOP FART”
I’ll never forget where I was when I first heard this story
I REMEMBER THIS!! The way they "shame" him is PRICELESS!!!
The way he scratches his nose and says "yeah" all defeated! Ahahahahah!!!
I made my wife watch this and she legit threw up a little. I'm sorry I didn't record it, it was pretty funny.
Nice :)
Did you push it back in, though?
You sent it to ur wife...and she didn't divorce you??!! Crazy
“Alright, well...thanks for stopping by”
LoL...no shit, right?!?
4:57 I've never seen Tom so uncomfortable.
Fuck'n Redban. Gotta love the guy and his openness.
There’s not even a word for that on urban dictionary
@Lemon Tron Redbanned: When eating ass and a sudden shart results in a mouthful of shit. "We were having an intimate moment and then she redbanned me but i kept going"
His shirt went with his story 😂🤣😂
The sip of brown starbucks after the story
"She accidentally farted a shit into my mouth" is stuck in my head like great song.
well. I dry heaved.
2
I never thought a podcast could make me vomit. Redban, you have set a new bar. Well done.
Redbans the realist
“What did brown taste like?” Hahahaha
Definitely Sasha Grey
The hell naw sample was perfectly dropped. Perfection
4:00 = 30 seconds of setup...
4:17 = "silly me, I'd totally forgotten what she'd JUST recently finished doing earlier?
4:28 = I'd explain... but I'd rather not get banned...
Christina's reactions are priceless
And now they lost their walmart sponsors
Nah Walmart knows who their customers are
LOL when he took his jacket off 😂😂😂 😂
Seems like that girl was low and loose
Actually I think she was high and loose.
And he just so happens to be wearing a "me like poop fart" shirt hahahahaha
Yall think theyr so dirty but they cant even handle an hour with Redban, or even Joey Diaz. Reminds me of me of whenn i was literaly in 3rd grade saying the f word thinking i was so cool & edgy...
He ate shit my guy, if you think that's not dirty its not because we're all pussies its because you're exceptionally fucking weird.
If they were completely dirty wouldn't the Cool Guys stop being funny to them?
@@vinny5638 you guys are like "mainstream pop" dirty. some of us are the real deal and we inspire the dirty stories that people like Tom and christina put their spin on to make it easy to digest for slightly edgy people.
Gate keeping nasty stories. Never thought I'd see the day
Tom's face was priceless.
PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS LETS NOT FORGET THIS GENTLEMAN WAS THE ORIGINAL PRODUCER OF THE SHOW
That drink he took a sip out of afterwards just took me right back into the story lmao
What pornstar was it! For research purposes
Taylor Vixen
@@Novazon2 he also dated Veronica Ricci for a while, but she was lesbo porn too. Ive been listening since the beginning but cant recall another...
He also dated Skin Diamond for a while too, he says she was Asa Akira level...so I'm thinking it was Skin Diamond, who's a singer in a rock band now so that could be the connection to way he was at the rockstars house.
Redbans on here looking like Dane Cook if he was addicted pasta.
So basically he just looks like Dane Cook
Anyone know who his ex Gf could be?
I'm thinking Sasha Grey without any research.
He's dated 2. Taylor Vixen is the one he's talking about here, very hot. The second was Veronica Ricci, also super hot.
Great story. It’s fun seeing Tom and Christina grossed out.
Asa Akira is not that hardcore tbh.
And not that hot lol
You know it's bad when Tom Segura says "I'm gonna fookin puke!"
HIS SHIRT THOUGH 😂😂😂😂😂😂
slash is like "told you not to go past the gate"
The way he made them two cringe is Fuckn hilarious 😂😆😆😆
One of the funniest and disgusting stories I’ve ever had the pleasure to hear. I feel dirty just listening to it 😂😂😂
2:22 almost spit out my coffee!!🤣
Lmao I love Brian.