Tex: Warden of Hyper Jail [PART THE SECOND]
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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The vacuum of space has a lot off room to store prisoners. No one owns space you can't be charged the space they take up
Make a mass of prisoners so large it becomes a planet in and of itself... or so large it collapses under it's own weight and becomes a black hole.
@@elijahgrimm8052 perfect.
Point.
Yard in the dark
hour shower
"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
Good lord that was beautiful, Nowak killed near two hundred people and praised holy amounts of Z0rg with only a disposable lighter in the temple made by his own hands.
Nowak does indeed have very strong hands, you do not fuc with him.
"Who cares about crop distribution? I have a dead guy lying on the kitchen counter."
I can't breathe... roflmao!
Now i'm just imagining this nutcase of a prison warden giggling and rubbing his hands when he gets the "you fucked up" call.
God damnit Tex I only have so much oxygen to laugh.
Listen, Mr Tex, I appreciate the shout out for the AUX, but we literally designed an Urbanmech that shoots hotdogs via gauss rifle to people in the stands, so I don't think we count as "well adjusted".
So is it like a mech sized hotdog, or are we talking lbx? And how are you getting the magnet to pick up meat? Got some interesting filler in there?
@@scottmacgregor3444 In the immortal words of the eminent host: "Don't worry about it." ...Also, seconded on Brendan's comment.
That sounds like the definition of calm and normalcy to me.
@@KaiHarper89 Hey man, I need to know how big of a bun I need to bring.
@@scottmacgregor3444 Enough for everyone!
2:09 - "Oh that guy had a revolver." Clearly a good convict got a visit from the Keister Bunny.
... My gods, that escalated. Yours was the drill that will pierce the entire correctional system!
This is one of the more well chosen sound tracks for what is going on. The piano even linked up with some of the building at several parts. My personal favorite begins around 7:20
Damn, they really out here making Salusa Primus
Even if it was only for a moment, thanks for singing Tex.
A Rim Worlds Republic Planetary Penal Facility during the Amaris Civil War colorized:
Just watched last night's episode, now I get an encore! PREPARE THE STEAKHOUSE!
So, the multiplayer for this looks hilarious and I need to try it now.
It's like you made your prison based off of the show "SuperJail!", and I whole heartedly approve of this direction you have chosen for the direction of your prison!
So much death and fire... PRAISE z0rg!
It seems a bit more like Space Station 13 ...
“I don’t think this place can burn”. Prophetic.
Hyper jail, from the man who brought you HOT ROOM
I love how lighters can turn into an inferno so fast. Very bright. HAIL CARGONIA!
I have only the slightest idea what's going on in the game, but it's genuinely wonderful to hear Tex having fun with buddies over a game again. The humor and laughter is infectious.
Poor Nowak he just wanted to get back to his Service Truck, that is all Service truck
Servis truck ...
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Truly, Hyperjail is the legitimate successor to Superjail.
I'm loving this series. Thank you Tex and Deputy.
Prisons are great, when you're on the outside of them.
Soon, Nowak King... Praise z0rg...
Tex over here aiming for the murder on a scale never before scene one hacksawing or drilling at a time.
Hyper jail, it's just like hell on earth and on fire!
Tex this isn't good content... It's art... And it's beautiful.
If you lock everyone in the Dorm and don't look to find out how many deaths occurred, the CEO can't get mad, right?
Can't stop myself from howling at this.
A friend of mine made the mistake of saying she plays prison architect. She took notes.
Just a heads up for everyone who wanted a MOAT (like me): do NOT leave that moat without water AND without crocodiles (or sharks ... if you have salt water), because it could be something prisoners can get out of ... as STORROR demonstrated ~two weeks ago.
I saw white blips bouncing off a wall in the first 3 seconds and thought I clicked a Pong Video.
Lol, even the mess you made couldn’t contain you!
Yet another thing of beauty. Glorious chaos.
My prison would be beautiful. There would be private rooms, nice beds, decent food. There's even a library.
You're waiting for that downside aren't you?
Yes there is one.
You work for 10 hours a day on the chain gang doing hard manual labor. Busting rocks or something.
That's not too bad, right?
Just hope you don't screw up. The penalty for wrongdoing isn't more prison time, it's more hours a day on the labor force. Didn't have your laundry ready for pickup? An extra hour a day for a week. Got in a simple fight? That's an extra couple hours a day for a couple months. Damage prison property? Yep.
People will either be model prisoners, or too exhausted to move. Better yet with all that labor, I make money.
Impressive, that’s 13.44 people an hour
you make this game look fun
Prison Architect: Space Station 13
Song at the end slaps hard, well done lads
Woo, notifications finally worked for me! It was a wild ride.
Boy, that escalated quickly.
But I thought his name was no whack, he did the opposite of that.
Almost enough fire.
Almost.
PRAISE z0rg! "This just in: Acolyte of z0rg sets the world ablaze. People torn on if the scorched are blessed or cursed. Further news at nine."
I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks BPL
We crave Uranium jail
I now need this game
These videos are awesome thanks tex and cres
A part 2 so soon? Hell yeah
Yes, but Mike hasnt uploaded in 2 weeks ... since the "Essay on mods" ... where Tex had put Mike into his computer. Makes me wonder ...
This game looks CRAZY!!!
American prisons usually are ... not just because of them being privately run but also because of the inmates.
If you like management sims, you MUST play "Prison Architect"
Praise Z0rg! is all I say.
( Halo Announcer commenting on tex) killaire !!!
A 200 off 1337 score comment
This is allso goob
PRA1ZE Z0RG!!! 🤣🤣👍👍
I love it
z0rg prison…
Boop
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TEX!!!
Oh my
Your EATING SCHEDULE is bad ... because american food is typically "overweight-inducing" ... and one thing I would suggest following is INTERMITTENT FASTING, where you have only 1 or at most 2 meals per day (and NO SNACKS INBETWEEN!), but those meals need to be done in an 8 hour segment ... so there are 16 hours without any food, just drinking water. As this can easily be changed in the schedule with some work after the second meal, it is not going to change much.
w u t
1/10 realism, no drill bit lasts that long
...especially when going through Skulls
PRAISE z0rg. write checks. saw necks. Hyper Jail.