He was 22/23 years old when he murder the younglings,choked his pregnant wife and get his arms and legs cut off by obi-wan before experiencing Hell while alive. So him swearing in Jedi fallen order and being a party animal make sense, he still in his frat boy age
Director Krennic: Lord Vader, I also have worse news. Vader: What could be *so important* , above everything else, that you would risk your life to tell me- Director Krennic: *They're hogging the bong* , Lord Vader. Not only that, but they seem to be sharing the same Hookah pen like a bunch of dirty mongrels. Vader: (Eerily silent, followed by adjusting his respirator). Director Krennic: My lord? Vader: You can go home early director. Apparently, the rest of these fuckers never got force-choked on a lonely Friday night. Speaking of which, thanks a lot Padme!
@@slash_artz Thank you kindly, but I'll have to decline. My work schedule from my day job is already ludicrous enough as it is and I don't think it would be fair to leave you behind schedule whenever you want to work on something new just because you're putting up with my antics. I appreciate your kindness though, so much oblidged and have a good day.
For a fact I know Vader's lying about getting some from a twilek,I mean we all saw how much of him got burnt right....Vader's trying to be a sigma male with no facts to back it up😂
@@glitchy3963 o yeah Tarisian ale 🍺 it’s super strong and rare….since the Sith laid waste to Taris tranforming it into a rakghoul infested toxic swamp and all….bottoms up!
At least Vader was trying to be reasonable. But those rebels, traitorous scam, no sentient manners what so ever 🙄
The idea that Vader is a serious party animal is hilarious
Well he’s gotta cope with Padme somehow
Well make sense. Vader is a rebel
He was 22/23 years old when he murder the younglings,choked his pregnant wife and get his arms and legs cut off by obi-wan before experiencing Hell while alive. So him swearing in Jedi fallen order and being a party animal make sense, he still in his frat boy age
Director Krennic: Lord Vader, I also have worse news.
Vader: What could be *so important* , above everything else, that you would risk your life to tell me-
Director Krennic: *They're hogging the bong* , Lord Vader. Not only that, but they seem to be sharing the same Hookah pen like a bunch of dirty mongrels.
Vader: (Eerily silent, followed by adjusting his respirator).
Director Krennic: My lord?
Vader: You can go home early director. Apparently, the rest of these fuckers never got force-choked on a lonely Friday night. Speaking of which, thanks a lot Padme!
Lol 😂 would you be interested in writing scripts for me
@@slash_artz Thank you kindly, but I'll have to decline. My work schedule from my day job is already ludicrous enough as it is and I don't think it would be fair to leave you behind schedule whenever you want to work on something new just because you're putting up with my antics. I appreciate your kindness though, so much oblidged and have a good day.
@@antonhanna2423 Aiit man that's cool, was just throwing it out there.
as Dante once said: "you sure know how to throw a party. no food, no drinks and the only babe just left"
Dmc 3, atop the infernal tower
Damnn I miss dante. He is a classic
Interesting since Vader's personality is more akin to Vergil
I am pretty sure padme would be really pissed if she saw what Anakin wanted to have there
It's okay Anakin and Vader are two different people
@@dantegallardo1974no they aren’t
@@jshrhrgahhuehtnmpplDave Filoni literally stated they were. He didn't mean it literally but in a metaphorical sense
@@jshrhrgahhuehtnmpplyes they are cope. Both literally have different force avatars and everyone refers to them as different people.
@@dantegallardo1974 essentially
The way he said fuck killed me XD
Vader let all of his skin burn, except his foreskin.
Reminder: If you ever do this in real life, Darth Vader will find you....
Vader proceeded to do nothing wrong.
Never been to a party so i don't understand anything but the punch line mad funny, thanks!
Vader's breathing getting progressively worse as his loses his shit is such a nice touch 😂
Later that evening he decides to party with the randos since they all named 5 with lords
Maul reven bane Malak and tyrannus 😊
For a fact I know Vader's lying about getting some from a twilek,I mean we all saw how much of him got burnt right....Vader's trying to be a sigma male with no facts to back it up😂
Padme wouldn't have been very pissed if she were alive and
Bane, Revan, Plagueis, Malak, and Nihilus?
"...You have twenty minutes to hit up the store and return with something worthwhile.
The legendary party animals of the ages
0:03 I thought it was gone, or burned to a crisp with no ability to feel.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Darth Malgus, Tulak Hord, Count Dooku, Darth Bane, and Emperor Palpatine….there I can stay at the party?
Darth Revan, Darth plagueis, Emepeor vitiate, Darth nihilus and Darth malak
Did you bring at least any alcohol for any of us? Only 1 right answer.
@@glitchy3963 o yeah Tarisian ale 🍺 it’s super strong and rare….since the Sith laid waste to Taris tranforming it into a rakghoul infested toxic swamp and all….bottoms up!
@@summers1 eh, I ain’t a picky drinker, ight get in the party
@@glitchy39632 Bottles of Fireball and a bottle of Jack Daniel’s whiskey.
Sure. Darth Marr, Darth Vowran, Darth Thanaton, Darth Ajunta Pall, Exar Kuun.
“If Xander was Darth Vader”
Darth Vader saying “fuck” is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
I didn't know Darth Vader knew how to turn it up.
This is ridiculously fuckinng funny, i wana write shit like this
this was released around the time that darth vader popped up in the game while i was playing lego skywalker saga 0.0
Hehe Acevane
MY
Name five sith lords: Darth Revan, Darth Vitiate, Exar Kun, Naga Shadow, Darth Nihilius.
Darth Vader, Darth Revan, Darth Malgus, Darth Nilis, Darth Sidiuos
Talon
Bane
Plagus
Nihilus
Vader
Easy
Darth Vader
Darth Revan
Dart Nihilus
Darth Kreia
Darth Malgus
Darth Tyranus
Dark Sidius
Dark Plagues
Wasn't Kreia's sith name Darth Traya?
We’ll at least he check if they had boyfriends
This is why I'll always be on Vader's team.
I got a fucking Star Wars game add as soon as I clicked on this