I think the biggest question is: wtf was Bane doing in Arkham Asylum? He's not mentally ill he's just on roids. Wow the Gotham court system is just dangerously incompetent.
I mean in Bane's defense, he literally saw a future version of himself trying to lecture him on how to be a man, when he was a child who got sent to a *maximum security prison* because his dad died. The funny part is, all those times where his "roid rage" would kick gave him photo-realistic visions of whatever person he hates at the moment (I'm still baffled that his home country's government still believes it's a good idea to mass-produce what is essentially the world's most janky steroid cocktail).
@@LeavanDragon There’s a whole comic about the first time Joker is caught and tried for jail. He does some shenanigans, kills like 3 judges while in the court room, (one by slipping on a banana peel 💀) and eventually is ruled criminally insane
Batman fault for not giving Jim his number Would be more efficient that flashing some light toward the sky hoping for batman to show-up. Batman is no speedster (?) Apply that logic to him fighting some villain on the other side of the city, and that is assuming it isn't inside a boarded-up warehourse where he wouldn't be able to see the bat signal
Batman "I'm not doing Bane again Jim, no I have someone now for when they are literally superhuman strong." Jim "Who do you have a new meta-human Robin?" Batman "No some guy who owes me 5 bucks" Superman "Please stop telling people I owe you money."
I love how you show that that Batman, despite being a powerful badass does get traumatized by some of his villains and is himself a very traumatized, young man, who his whole entire reason for becoming a superhero, is because his parents were brutally murdered when he was a young boy
He can face Near-Omnipotent Aliens who have shown him concepts the human mind literally cannot handle, Monsters from Hell/ Another Dimension showing that the afterlife is real, and Mutated/Mutilated/Magical assholes who are literally mentally unwell most of the time along with the wildest menagerie of murders and psychos, But one Luchador on Drugs makes him piss his Batpants.
Bane's biggest hidden debt is that he also has a genius level intellect. In fact more than his physical abilities the reach of his organized crime syndicate is a big long-term problem. The drugs he uses are very much illegal and he traffic's that shit for MILLIONS. But other than that Bats would just disarm the bomb and then just direct the drug busting sting operations from the shadows avoiding a direct confrontation with Bane completely.
When Batman is actually human like his fans claim he is instead of a walking talking superhuman with more plot armor in a single finger than almost every other DC character combined.
Captain America has more plot armor then Batman both are at pique human condition captain America has less skill and goes in guns blazing without a plan most of the time and wins against people he shouldn't but batman plans and fought aswell as lost to said people multiple times and eventually wins now winning way more now and easily because he's used to them and knows them
@@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit but I'm just saying a human being in a comic verse is different than a human irl. I mean they can probably tank a lot more than a IRL person.
I really like how you don’t portray Batman as a God or as this absolute stoic badass who is completely emotionless I like how you portray the real Batman a traumatize men who tragically lost his parents at young age decided to become a vigilante to in a way sort of avenge his parents the real Batman who became emotionally stunted after the loss of his parents who is basically a traumatized child in a grown man’s body the real Batman who cares and loves his adopted son and Butler and who shows sympathy to his villains
Bane: "Ahhhh, so the Batman has sent his lackey to soften me up? I can't say I'm disap--" Jim: **Shoots Bane 9 times in the chest, killing him** "Wow, that was way easier than locking him up again!"
So wait, Jim just expected Batman to find a bomb with no clues, disable it, while fighting off whatever things will get in his way, in under 2 minutes…
In case it didn't click for anyone, this means Batman is the bottom. Considering how often he's shown to have some sort of love towards cat woman, I'm not surprised
I really thought he was going to say either "I'M BATMAN, of course i have a sex life" or "i'm bruce wayne, of course i have a sex life". Those or a lego-themed one, "bruce wayne lives in my basement's rooftop, of course i have a sex life"
REPORTER: "But it also appears that the supervillain Bane has died. When confronted by GCPD SWAT, he grew to massive proportions and attacked, quickly learning that guns aren't scared of his giant muscles. Amazing what happens when a spec ops furry doesn't get there first."
Jim Gordon: "trust the GCPD with a supervillain, are you kidding me?" Even he knows he can't trust the gcpd with a Gotham villan that's saying alot about how bad it is over there.
I've got to wonder: why isn't Gotham crawling with vigilantes out for supervillain blood? Just once I'd like to see a story where Batman isn't necessary in Gotham. Like he keeps showing up to thwart a badguy only to find a whole-assed crowd of the villains' past victims or their loved ones literally stomping the life out of them. They'd all set up a page on Facebook, MeetUp, or something ridiculous like that to track and hunt down the monsters who'd hurt them. Or maybe Batman's driving around looking for Riddler only to glance to the side and see some rando road-hauling his tatteted remains behind an old Honda Civic. I'm just saying, where's the public outrage?
Yeah, who’s job is it to stop terrorists? A random vigilante in a bat costume, or the GCPD? Heck, you’d think the Feds would be all over Bane. If they were able to find Ted Kaczynski in the middle of nowhere, they can find Bane running a crime syndicate in the middle of a big city. He’s not like a normal mafia boss who hides in plain sight by creating reasonable doubt, he’s very actively involved in all his operations.
yeah they have made bane in dc comics a recurring thing before the dc reboot of 2010 bane was on the mends reevaluating his life while bonding the secret six. and reconciling with his encounters with the batman. theni dont know wtf they did with the dc heroes and villians again. didint bane already his full ofencounters with the Dorkknight.
It'd be neat to read a comic where Batman needs to humble himself and work with others, take a step back himself. At the same time you could show how the people of Gotham react, like "Hey if we just keep sending this guy we're gonna lose him, we need more solutions," only to have that sentiment harried by Gothans corruption.
People really be underestimating Bane. Hes literally just Stronger Batman with a drug addiction. Still a master martisl artist, tactical genius, and peak human physically. The drugs just make him dumber so Batman gets the chance to outsmart him by waiting for the drugs to kick in. In a recent issue Batman's entire rogues gallery got a hold of Bane's Venom and used it. They then proceeded to try to fight him. Keep in mind, the image literally showed that Ra's Al Ghul, Killee Croc, and Poison Ivy were there. And Bane, without his Venom, defeated all of them.
Batman's fear is completely justifiable. Bane planned Batman's downfall for a very long time, learned everything about him, including his identity. He even freed all the inmates of the Arkham Asylum, waited till Batman became too tired to fight properly, and broke his spine like a twig. And the best part is that Bruce never defeated him, it was Azrael who had the honor to put Bane in jail
You'd think they'd just get somebody with super strength to deal with Bane. Pretty sure theres villains who got super powers from the sewer in the bat universes
Hey what IF you do that? Those drugs sure look vulnerable considering he almost died from it in the animated series (think it was an overdose where he was in severe pain since the limiter was gone...)
So Batman had a minute and thirty seconds to find Bane and the bomb before it went off? So it didn't matter that he had ptsd and went home, I mean what is the gcpd less than a minute thirty near the harbor? Batman wouldn'tve been able to save those people even if he tried frfr
funniest part is that universe has a geniuse hero/villain for absolutely everything and there's like dozens of heros batman personally knows that could fix injuries like that either by magic or technology. he'll there's probably some dude that can plain heal everything just by touch
"You usually love to beat up the Mentally ill" Good old Batman, Has PTSD over having his Back broken
It's because Bane isn't mentally insane, Batman sadly loses his passive advantage against insane people.
@@SeanGabrielWeebatman is definitely more mentally ill than bane lmao
I mean half of them are just abusing the gotham insanity loophole to avoid the court making Batman's job easier.
I thought that Good old Batman used to Kill too!☝️🤓
Every time you cal DC comics Detective Comics comics, Batman kills
I think the biggest question is: wtf was Bane doing in Arkham Asylum? He's not mentally ill he's just on roids. Wow the Gotham court system is just dangerously incompetent.
I ask the same thing every time the jury has joker dead to rights
@@LeavanDragon Hes criminally insane, we all see it. Its why Joker pays taxes, theres no insanity plea on tax evasion
I mean in Bane's defense, he literally saw a future version of himself trying to lecture him on how to be a man, when he was a child who got sent to a *maximum security prison* because his dad died. The funny part is, all those times where his "roid rage" would kick gave him photo-realistic visions of whatever person he hates at the moment (I'm still baffled that his home country's government still believes it's a good idea to mass-produce what is essentially the world's most janky steroid cocktail).
@@LeavanDragon There’s a whole comic about the first time Joker is caught and tried for jail. He does some shenanigans, kills like 3 judges while in the court room, (one by slipping on a banana peel 💀) and eventually is ruled criminally insane
@@Jedi-Dell Ain't no way 🤣🤣. Dude what's the issue of that comic, I need to read that
To be fair, that one is on Jim, really. The bomb was about a minute away from exploding before Batman even got there.
Yep. This Batman's no speedster.
Batman fault for not giving Jim his number
Would be more efficient that flashing some light toward the sky hoping for batman to show-up. Batman is no speedster (?) Apply that logic to him fighting some villain on the other side of the city, and that is assuming it isn't inside a boarded-up warehourse where he wouldn't be able to see the bat signal
@@AlphaOmega1237no room for the 10 day prep time
1:32 that little chuckle
It’s also quite accurate.
Batman "I'm not doing Bane again Jim, no I have someone now for when they are literally superhuman strong."
Jim "Who do you have a new meta-human Robin?"
Batman "No some guy who owes me 5 bucks"
Superman "Please stop telling people I owe you money."
I think it was *16* dollars
Get the joke
@@creeperplayz5742 Every time supes takes care of Bane, batman takes one dollar off the debt
@@veryangryduckpl2122I can get behind that
@@veryangryduckpl2122canon
@@creeperplayz5742I thought Bruce owed Clark that money.
I love how you show that that Batman, despite being a powerful badass does get traumatized by some of his villains and is himself a very traumatized, young man, who his whole entire reason for becoming a superhero, is because his parents were brutally murdered when he was a young boy
"It doesn't matter who bones we're breaking, what matters is how much it cracks."
Movie Bane,
He can face Near-Omnipotent Aliens who have shown him concepts the human mind literally cannot handle, Monsters from Hell/ Another Dimension showing that the afterlife is real, and Mutated/Mutilated/Magical assholes who are literally mentally unwell most of the time along with the wildest menagerie of murders and psychos,
But one Luchador on Drugs makes him piss his Batpants.
Lol luchador
Well yeah the motherfucker BROKE HIS FUCKIN BACK
Bane's biggest hidden debt is that he also has a genius level intellect. In fact more than his physical abilities the reach of his organized crime syndicate is a big long-term problem. The drugs he uses are very much illegal and he traffic's that shit for MILLIONS. But other than that Bats would just disarm the bomb and then just direct the drug busting sting operations from the shadows avoiding a direct confrontation with Bane completely.
@@WeirdTale Bane didn't end well according to Batman Beyond. Those drugs really mess up your body.
Crowbars are the kryptonite of the Batman family.
Jim really asked if BATMAN had a sex life.
I mean he is a dude larping as a giant bat in a city full of nutjobs, I think batman's sex life is a legit question
All Jim has to do is ask his daughter... too soon...
@@Pero-zl4jpWe don’t talk about that.
0:58 "Skill issue, eh Bats?" 🤡
Joker meanwhile: *gets his shit kicked in when trying to go at bane with scissors*
Lore of Batman has PTSD momentum 100
When Batman is actually human like his fans claim he is instead of a walking talking superhuman with more plot armor in a single finger than almost every other DC character combined.
All comic Humans are a bit hardier than normal humans
Captain America has more plot armor then Batman both are at pique human condition captain America has less skill and goes in guns blazing without a plan most of the time and wins against people he shouldn't but batman plans and fought aswell as lost to said people multiple times and eventually wins now winning way more now and easily because he's used to them and knows them
@@dennisbeaman958 So what?
@@howdoyoudo5949 Batman is supposed to be at peak HUMAN condition.
@@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit but I'm just saying a human being in a comic verse is different than a human irl.
I mean they can probably tank a lot more than a IRL person.
To be fair I don't think Batman was going to stop than one in less than two minutes.
Jim should’ve called Robin.
I love this robin support but I mean... if he could break batman's back....
Maybe Robin learned from his father's mistakes tho
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 solution, call all the Robin's
Just call azrael, he will murder bane with a gun or something
Or the Bat Girls.
“Fuck this, I’ll call up my benchwarmer Azrael he’ll love to fight Bane again.”
Batman You could at least call Superman
Or flash to disable the bombs quicker
I really like how you don’t portray Batman as a God or as this absolute stoic badass who is completely emotionless I like how you portray the real Batman a traumatize men who tragically lost his parents at young age decided to become a vigilante to in a way sort of avenge his parents the real Batman who became emotionally stunted after the loss of his parents who is basically a traumatized child in a grown man’s body the real Batman who cares and loves his adopted son and Butler and who shows sympathy to his villains
Remember that if Batman not being able to bend over affects his sex life, that does not mean he's the top. This is important lore, trust me.
Bane: "Ahhhh, so the Batman has sent his lackey to soften me up? I can't say I'm disap--"
Jim: **Shoots Bane 9 times in the chest, killing him** "Wow, that was way easier than locking him up again!"
I cant believe that batman cant bend over. This is so sad. 😢
Hmm yes batman you need a robin for this one
I love this robin support but I mean... if he could break batman's back....
Maybe Robin learned from his father's mistakes tho
So wait, Jim just expected Batman to find a bomb with no clues, disable it, while fighting off whatever things will get in his way, in under 2 minutes…
....does batman not have the justice league on speed dial or something? just, hit up supes or someone
tell that to the arkham games
Okay bruh I need every single last one of y’all to listen to 1:23 all the way to 1:30 until you understand why it’s so crazy💀💀
Wait a minute. 💀
In case it didn't click for anyone, this means Batman is the bottom. Considering how often he's shown to have some sort of love towards cat woman, I'm not surprised
LMFAO YOO
Batman: *calls Azrael* Hey bro remember that time my back got broke and you took over as a grim dark Metal version of me?
Gordon: Wait, you have a sex life.
Batman: Didn't Barbara tell you?
-Wait, my wife or my daughter?
-...yes
You can hear him cracking up ehen hes talking about his sex life
I really thought he was going to say either "I'M BATMAN, of course i have a sex life" or "i'm bruce wayne, of course i have a sex life". Those or a lego-themed one, "bruce wayne lives in my basement's rooftop, of course i have a sex life"
Jim: why cant you fight bane? You beat him once right??
Batman: *HE FUCKED ME....WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!!*
Damn Gordon had so much faith in batman he thought he would have that whole case wrapped up under a minute
Jim really expected batman to find and disarm that bomb in under 2 minutes? Call Flash next time.
He dosent fight the mentality ill he fights the criminally insane
What did Jim expect Batman to do in less than 2 minutes anyway?!?! Ain't no way he was gonna find the bomb, get there, and disarm it in time lol
Lmao... See you at 100k subs, may the algorithm be kind :D
REPORTER: "But it also appears that the supervillain Bane has died. When confronted by GCPD SWAT, he grew to massive proportions and attacked, quickly learning that guns aren't scared of his giant muscles. Amazing what happens when a spec ops furry doesn't get there first."
Jim Gordon: "trust the GCPD with a supervillain, are you kidding me?"
Even he knows he can't trust the gcpd with a Gotham villan that's saying alot about how bad it is over there.
I've got to wonder: why isn't Gotham crawling with vigilantes out for supervillain blood?
Just once I'd like to see a story where Batman isn't necessary in Gotham.
Like he keeps showing up to thwart a badguy only to find a whole-assed crowd of the villains' past victims or their loved ones literally stomping the life out of them.
They'd all set up a page on Facebook, MeetUp, or something ridiculous like that to track and hunt down the monsters who'd hurt them.
Or maybe Batman's driving around looking for Riddler only to glance to the side and see some rando road-hauling his tatteted remains behind an old Honda Civic.
I'm just saying, where's the public outrage?
Yeah, who’s job is it to stop terrorists? A random vigilante in a bat costume, or the GCPD? Heck, you’d think the Feds would be all over Bane. If they were able to find Ted Kaczynski in the middle of nowhere, they can find Bane running a crime syndicate in the middle of a big city. He’s not like a normal mafia boss who hides in plain sight by creating reasonable doubt, he’s very actively involved in all his operations.
W Video once again, you keep killing it.
yeah they have made bane in dc comics a recurring thing
before the dc reboot of 2010 bane was on the mends reevaluating his life while bonding the secret six. and reconciling with his encounters with the batman.
theni dont know wtf they did with the dc heroes and villians again. didint bane already his full ofencounters with the Dorkknight.
It'd be neat to read a comic where Batman needs to humble himself and work with others, take a step back himself. At the same time you could show how the people of Gotham react, like "Hey if we just keep sending this guy we're gonna lose him, we need more solutions," only to have that sentiment harried by Gothans corruption.
Those cracking sounds made me physically hurt
Clearly this isn't in DCAU continuity. Where Bane was certainly a challenge, but never did get around to doing the full Knightfall thing.
Should’ve sent one of the orphans
batman:im crazy enough to take on the joker but bane NOOOO thank you
One phone call to Metropolis and all of Gotham's Bane problems are solved.
So this is why Batman created Robin
Only 63? Bane's broken more backs than that.
Bro, you fought superman
You would think he'd just pull out those tubes
Damn!
0:57 Halfway in.
Batman should just make his own STABLE titan formula to give to the gcpd
People really be underestimating Bane. Hes literally just Stronger Batman with a drug addiction. Still a master martisl artist, tactical genius, and peak human physically. The drugs just make him dumber so Batman gets the chance to outsmart him by waiting for the drugs to kick in.
In a recent issue Batman's entire rogues gallery got a hold of Bane's Venom and used it. They then proceeded to try to fight him. Keep in mind, the image literally showed that Ra's Al Ghul, Killee Croc, and Poison Ivy were there. And Bane, without his Venom, defeated all of them.
I love how the VA for Batman had to try his hardest not to laugh when talking about his sex life💀
Why doesn’t Batman call the Justice League for help? Is he stupid?
Did Batman ever consider inviting Supes to Gotham to help him with all local villains? It’s not like any of them would be match for Clark.
Batman's fear is completely justifiable. Bane planned Batman's downfall for a very long time, learned everything about him, including his identity. He even freed all the inmates of the Arkham Asylum, waited till Batman became too tired to fight properly, and broke his spine like a twig. And the best part is that Bruce never defeated him, it was Azrael who had the honor to put Bane in jail
“I’m a dark mysterious creature of the night, of course I have a sex life”
- Batman
He broke my back! He snapped it like a damn twig Jim, I spent 6 months in the ICU😂😂
" You have a sex life?"
"Yes, and you'll never guess with who."
You'd think they'd just get somebody with super strength to deal with Bane. Pretty sure theres villains who got super powers from the sewer in the bat universes
I thought this is gonna be about how the gcpd can't be trusted since every villain seems to be able to just walk out of prison from the thumbnail
Plot twist: The reason Batman is so OP in the Arkham games is because they take place in a timeline where Bane never broke Batman's back
1:33 Ah we heard that chuckle!
Good job not bursting out laughing reading that line lmaooo
Why does Batman sound like Jigsaw? 😆
I wish we'd see the police arresting supervillains on their own sometimes, most of them could die to bullets like anyone else
Come to think of it, how _would_ the GCPD take down a superpowered brute like Bane? Just hit him with a tranquilizer dart?
Hey what IF you do that? Those drugs sure look vulnerable considering he almost died from it in the animated series (think it was an overdose where he was in severe pain since the limiter was gone...)
So Batman had a minute and thirty seconds to find Bane and the bomb before it went off? So it didn't matter that he had ptsd and went home, I mean what is the gcpd less than a minute thirty near the harbor? Batman wouldn'tve been able to save those people even if he tried frfr
funniest part is that universe has a geniuse hero/villain for absolutely everything and there's like dozens of heros batman personally knows that could fix injuries like that either by magic or technology. he'll there's probably some dude that can plain heal everything just by touch
Idk why but it makes me think of how Lego Batman took Bane out in a bogus ass way lmao
Lore of Batman has PTSD momentum 100
Bane can break Batman's back but Superman cannot defeat Batman?
Batman could use his mech or call superman.
Minute long ad for a two minute video. Cant i enjoy anything without youtube molesting my ears?
Vids funny as hell, too
Batman have a cold or something?
hes gonna fight darkseid before he fights bane
Yeah Jim called Batman way too late
You couldn't call superman
Just shout for superman.
Thanks for tha video
Whats PTSD
Oii
Omegasus.
I love how Batman is willing to fight The Joker, but not Bane.
I appreciate that your Batman voice is styled after Kevin Conroy's early BTAS version and not the style he used for later performances.
O come on how was batman supposed to do that
Fantastic
Honestly think it would’ve been even funnier if you had a blast cut off Jim and then cut to the newscast.
Lol.
Good but it should have ended with an explosion
Finally GCPD can do its own job.
tbf, Bane probably isn't mentally ill
Way to not tell about the bomb until it was too late, Jim.
LMAO
Where Bat got PTSD:
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I like how terrified this parody Batman is, meanwhile Arkham Batman wouldn't even hesitate, he would've slammed this Bane into the pavement.
Should have called superman