"There's more, Vader. You know that babe with the hair buns that you took captive?" "Oh yeah, that girl who Jabba just bought, right? Jesus dude, have you seen her in that slave outfit. (R2 whistle) she is something else man." "Yeah, she's also your kid." "... Dude, what?"
"That makes things... complicated. Hey, what about your own kid?" "My what?" "You know, that clone you made of yourself for whatever reason." "Oh, him. Well, he got all rebellious and... I kinda lost track of him a while back." "...You lost track of your own clone, but you're able to sense my kids from across the galaxy?!" "The Dark Side is a path to many plot holes, Vader." "Dude, don't do that. Don't disrespect the Dark Side to justify your bullshit."
"Hey, wait a second. She was pregnant when I killed her, right?" "Uh... yeah." "Then how could she have delivered a kid AFTER she died?" "She... uh... had a C-section." "Oh, well, that makes sense. For a minute there, I thought you lied to me or something." "Yeah, whatever. Oh, and by the way, you also have a daughter... and she's got a boyfriend." "BREAK OUT THE CARBONITE, BOYS!"
“There is no doubt that he is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.” “Oh really, the super powerful Force user who randomly showed up, was seen hanging out with Obi Wan Kenobi, is from Tatooine, and is named ‘Luke Skywalker’ is Anakin Skywalker’s son? Who could have guessed that?”
@@shadowchild8592 There’s a limit. There’s a limit to how little or how much one is required to pay. Though to be honest, it is a bit like taxes in that the Rich can be exempt from having to doing it, although by different means, often by paying for good lawyers who can get them out of needing to pay by.
IDK maybe the baby survived because despite the mother dying it still was alive and the doctors could save it. Although it wouldn’t be in a good state as it would have been born way before it was ready and so would be very weak and vulnerable.
@gameover9390 It's kind of like that OC from my fanfiction, Schmooze. Her mother was attacked by wild animals a day before she gave birth. The mother died because of that, but Schmooze survived because her mother's friend was there to deliver her safely and saved her.
Fun fact: Palpatine made out with Anakin’s mother, which makes him Anakin’s father, which makes Owen and Beru his stepson and stepdaughter-in law, which makes Padme his daughter-in law, which makes Luke & Leia his grandchildren, which makes Han Solo his grandson-in law, which makes Ben Solo his great grandson, which makes his cloned son his cloned grandson, which makes his cloned son’s wife his granddaughter-in law, which makes Rey his great granddaughter. Which means (Drumroll please.)… 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 Rey is in fact, a Skywalker! Oh man, you guys should totally see your faces.
@@denifnaf5874In Attack of the Clones, Owen said that Anakin’s his stepbrother. Also, it’s not like Owen was born from Schmee. He could’ve had another mother who died off screen or just abandoned him & his dad before Schmee came into his life.
Love how Vader just casually carries a pic of himself when he was Anakin 😂
I think we all would in his situation
"There's more, Vader. You know that babe with the hair buns that you took captive?"
"Oh yeah, that girl who Jabba just bought, right? Jesus dude, have you seen her in that slave outfit. (R2 whistle) she is something else man."
"Yeah, she's also your kid."
"... Dude, what?"
"That makes things... complicated. Hey, what about your own kid?"
"My what?"
"You know, that clone you made of yourself for whatever reason."
"Oh, him. Well, he got all rebellious and... I kinda lost track of him a while back."
"...You lost track of your own clone, but you're able to sense my kids from across the galaxy?!"
"The Dark Side is a path to many plot holes, Vader."
"Dude, don't do that. Don't disrespect the Dark Side to justify your bullshit."
Seeing as Anakin and Obi-Wan are able to perfectly make R2-D2 noises in a deleted scene of RotS, this actually makes sense...
@@nofacedgoldfish6216I’ve seen it too.
“Somehow the child support returned”
"I still hit tho"
Dawg i canttt😭😭
Vader Most scary Nightmare on the whole Galaxy: CHILD SUPPORT 💰📉👶
😅But padme is DE--
The Joker fears the IRS.
Vader fears Family Court.
Makes sense to me!
No his scary nightmare is Sand
@@SonGokan7376 he doesn't fear the sand, he HATES it more thant palpatine.
“I have a son? That’s wonderful! I have to tell everybody!!” -Darth Vader
I HAVE A KID, LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEED!
ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ˢᵒⁿ, ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᴰʳᵒᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʳᶦᵈᵉˢ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃˡˡʷᵃʸˢ
Vader: "Luke, *I am your father.*"
Luke: "That's not possible!"
Vader: "Look, I've payed the child support, it's true."
1:05 Ok, that caught me off guard 😂
But how did he do it with the force
@@shaunstudios163 Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to
@@spinjitzumasterfalcon I asked cuz I wanted a answer
The way they talked is hilarious!!!
Phew… Vader doesn’t have to pay child support
This is why as vader he lost 5 limbs
What’s the 5th one? We only got 4 limbs.
@@robertdobbs1086 Search your feelings, you know we have 5 limbs
@@MadBigMonster NOOOOOOOO NNNOOOOOO!!!!
@@MadBigMonsterThat wasn't even one of the limbs that got cut off!
@@RevolverOcelot1 Maybe siths wear loose underwear
"But I still hit tho" had me crying
Me and my Homie at the sleepover :
This is how the die hard sequel fans see the pre Disney arc.
0:32-0:34 Literally me 😂😂
The sequel to the Darth Vader hates Randos video. Amazing
"Hey, wait a second. She was pregnant when I killed her, right?"
"Uh... yeah."
"Then how could she have delivered a kid AFTER she died?"
"She... uh... had a C-section."
"Oh, well, that makes sense. For a minute there, I thought you lied to me or something."
"Yeah, whatever. Oh, and by the way, you also have a daughter... and she's got a boyfriend."
"BREAK OUT THE CARBONITE, BOYS!"
“There is no doubt that he is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.”
“Oh really, the super powerful Force user who randomly showed up, was seen hanging out with Obi Wan Kenobi, is from Tatooine, and is named ‘Luke Skywalker’ is Anakin Skywalker’s son? Who could have guessed that?”
Wouldn't Vader be kind of rich since he has a high position in the empire what is he worried about child support
Yep, I don’t know about canon but I know in legends, Vader was insanely rich. Could buy anything.
@@gameover9390 point proven
More money just means more child support
@@shadowchild8592 There’s a limit. There’s a limit to how little or how much one is required to pay. Though to be honest, it is a bit like taxes in that the Rich can be exempt from having to doing it, although by different means, often by paying for good lawyers who can get them out of needing to pay by.
Love this video one of the best ones
…… A win is a win
This was hilarious
But I still hit tho is what I be saying at the funeral
Please tell me there’s a prequel to this
*sigh* skywalkers 🙄
Thanks for tha video
I know Anakin Skywalker had the Zygerian Queen all over him, but other than her, what other side options did he have?
Star Wars but made in 2023
I probed my daughter 😮
Yo
But if she died while pregnant, then how did she have a son?
IDK maybe the baby survived because despite the mother dying it still was alive and the doctors could save it. Although it wouldn’t be in a good state as it would have been born way before it was ready and so would be very weak and vulnerable.
@gameover9390
It's kind of like that OC from my fanfiction, Schmooze. Her mother was attacked by wild animals a day before she gave birth. The mother died because of that, but Schmooze survived because her mother's friend was there to deliver her safely and saved her.
Fun fact: Palpatine made out with Anakin’s mother, which makes him Anakin’s father, which makes Owen and Beru his stepson and stepdaughter-in law, which makes Padme his daughter-in law, which makes Luke & Leia his grandchildren, which makes Han Solo his grandson-in law, which makes Ben Solo his great grandson, which makes his cloned son his cloned grandson, which makes his cloned son’s wife his granddaughter-in law, which makes Rey his great granddaughter.
Which means (Drumroll please.)… 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 Rey is in fact, a Skywalker!
Oh man, you guys should totally see your faces.
Owen is canonically anakins half brother
@@denifnaf5874In Attack of the Clones, Owen said that Anakin’s his stepbrother.
Also, it’s not like Owen was born from Schmee. He could’ve had another mother who died off screen or just abandoned him & his dad before Schmee came into his life.
Your theory is more plausible than what we actually got out of the Star Wars soap opera.