Sam & Max : Abe Lincolm Must Die! - Max's Elections Speech

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 92

  • @54khbvf
    @54khbvf 8 лет назад +462

    I'd vote for him- he did say everything that seemed both destructive and fun to watch. Well, unless you're Belgium,

    • @MJHootHoot
      @MJHootHoot 3 года назад +8

      Now THIS is a president I can get behind!

    • @lennartproost
      @lennartproost 3 года назад +5

      Fuck im a Belgian

    • @Bleekje
      @Bleekje 11 месяцев назад +1

      As a belgian I still feel compelled to vote for him.

  • @kingishking
    @kingishking 7 лет назад +437

    "We must set aside our differences and work with our fellow nations, all united towards one goal: The complete and utter annihilation of the godless Belgians."
    -Max, Some year I can't look up because I'm dying of laughter.

    • @RomanImperialXII
      @RomanImperialXII 6 лет назад +11

      I still don't understand that joke, but I still love it.

    • @markusallen6818
      @markusallen6818 3 года назад +10

      @@RomanImperialXII I'm pretty sure the joke is max is random and violent

    • @dangerousvidsr220
      @dangerousvidsr220 3 года назад +5

      @@RomanImperialXII I think he is talking about the french, but I could be wrong.

    • @thomasawl
      @thomasawl 2 года назад +3

      Why did I imagine Winston Churchill saying this?

  • @NXTangl
    @NXTangl 5 лет назад +285

    For those wondering: the three censored words in the punchline to Max's joke are "suck it out". And there is an urban legend of a fish that swims up streams of urine and gets stuck...now you understand the joke.

    • @themilkmansrevenge5051
      @themilkmansrevenge5051 3 года назад +21

      Legend those things are real
      They fucking make a little home in there

    • @stephenfiler3204
      @stephenfiler3204 Год назад

      Those little bastards have barbs they stick up there. You need to get them surgically removed

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend Год назад +8

      @@themilkmansrevenge5051 Yeah and they can cause serious infections or worse given how difficult they are to remove. And folks think piranhas are something to worry about when in South America.

  • @jospantostado5406
    @jospantostado5406 3 года назад +109

    "And the chupacabra, madre de dios, he'll kill us all!" my favorite part

  • @inciniumz4671
    @inciniumz4671 3 года назад +56

    A vote for Max is a vote for world peace. Why were those idiots trying to impeach him? He's a genius and a hero!!

  • @liamfunnyman6965
    @liamfunnyman6965 6 лет назад +162

    How do we know Max isn't a highly-evolved Raving Rabbid?

  • @matthewsorrentino295
    @matthewsorrentino295 9 лет назад +156

    I'd Vote for Max

  • @NXTangl
    @NXTangl 5 лет назад +124

    I probably wouldn't vote for him, but then again against an obviously fake reanimated Lincoln, he is the better choice.
    Also, I trust his character. He's a violent dipshit but he generally moves vaguely toward doing the right thing.

  • @JoeLthegamingmage
    @JoeLthegamingmage 8 лет назад +96

    this video convinced my friend to get all the sam and max games.

  • @enriquel.b.5326
    @enriquel.b.5326 3 года назад +19

    "There is nothing to fear but fear itself... AND THE CHUPACABRA, MADRE DE DIOS HE'LL KILL US ALL!!!"
    -President Max.

  • @theblackmaska.k.axstudios279
    @theblackmaska.k.axstudios279 9 лет назад +312

    its better than trump and hillary

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 7 лет назад +14

      Theblackmask A.K.A xstudios It's at least honest.

    • @JosueDeerFox
      @JosueDeerFox 3 года назад +3

      Still stands

    • @BovineDesigns
      @BovineDesigns 3 года назад +4

      This comment did not age well.

    • @Kiule2
      @Kiule2 3 года назад +18

      @@BovineDesigns should add biden to the list lmao.

    • @tentacledood5784
      @tentacledood5784 3 года назад +7

      @@BovineDesigns It aged wonderfully.

  • @cdemr
    @cdemr 3 года назад +30

    I'm Belgian and I'm offended
    No I'm kidding this is pure gold

  • @maxdaae
    @maxdaae 10 лет назад +64

    I'd vote for him

  • @Kasukimuki
    @Kasukimuki 13 лет назад +39

    YES, I MUST FOLLOW THE DREAM OF MAX!

  • @malaksafa4074
    @malaksafa4074 3 года назад +13

    No one talking about the "Nude death of a salesmen on ice?"

  • @mfbridgeman
    @mfbridgeman 3 года назад +29

    Max would've solved coronavirus already

  • @TheAARules
    @TheAARules 14 лет назад +21

    Such charisma!!!

  • @TheK154321
    @TheK154321 14 лет назад +22

    wise words. max, you got my vote!!

  • @imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553
    @imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553 Год назад +3

    Hes got my vote

  • @jacobs.9661
    @jacobs.9661 7 лет назад +60

    Could someone give me an uncensored versions of Max's "Droll Story"?

    • @jacobs.9661
      @jacobs.9661 7 лет назад +2

      Cool thanks!

    • @JackPool-lq8ux
      @JackPool-lq8ux 5 лет назад +10

      Jacob Spagnotti did you get a link?

    • @Z-Bronze
      @Z-Bronze 2 года назад +1

      @@jacobs.9661 did you get a link?

  • @depressedidiot5761
    @depressedidiot5761 Год назад +3

    0:51 Sam helped Morocco win against Belgium in the World Cup confirmed

  • @johncarpenter4551
    @johncarpenter4551 11 лет назад +27

    Max says a lot of cruse words!

  • @LavaDracovania
    @LavaDracovania Год назад +2

    Max is going to bring back the dinosaurs? He has so got my vote!

  • @corriganhoran7748
    @corriganhoran7748 3 года назад +5

    Absolute unit

  • @zummone
    @zummone 17 лет назад +13

    ALL HAIL MAX!

  • @FrankDad
    @FrankDad 2 года назад +4

    He has my vote, those Belgians must be dealt with

  • @imunoriginalokay4400
    @imunoriginalokay4400 Год назад +4

    WE NEED MAX AS OUR PRESIDENT IN THESE TOUGH TIMES

  • @arandomcamper5403
    @arandomcamper5403 3 года назад +5

    I feel so secure.

  • @Sophix_37
    @Sophix_37 2 года назад +3

    I'm gonna vote for him 1 million times!

  • @legustalokinkynasty659
    @legustalokinkynasty659 4 года назад +18

    *That dislike is from Trump*

  • @warcrimesfordimes
    @warcrimesfordimes 2 года назад +2

    *Unfathomably Based*

  • @sonicth4
    @sonicth4 3 года назад +6

    Max had COVID before all of us! 😂😂😂

    • @StrangerForever85
      @StrangerForever85 Год назад +2

      Or it was one of the poker chips he ate being stuck in his throat.

  • @jackmama198
    @jackmama198 Год назад +1

    Welp, he's got my vote. 😂

  • @rogelismora8939
    @rogelismora8939 3 месяца назад

    what a great speacher

  • @pr0gf0x
    @pr0gf0x 3 месяца назад +1

    max for president 2024

  • @aeolissabaeus138
    @aeolissabaeus138 3 года назад +4

    Finally, a president for me

  • @stephenfiler3204
    @stephenfiler3204 Год назад +2

    Max would easily make the best president in history.

  • @dwaugh2215
    @dwaugh2215 4 года назад +6

    Max for president!

  • @xxmushisushixx1049
    @xxmushisushixx1049 2 года назад +2

    What is the uncensored version?

  • @marianokaz1503
    @marianokaz1503 2 года назад

    God bless.

  • @andrewcarlson3486
    @andrewcarlson3486 2 месяца назад

    Welp he won my vote

  • @ndJssFlurt
    @ndJssFlurt 5 лет назад +5

    I'll think about it, but I won't vote for him yet.

  • @koalabear1984
    @koalabear1984 3 года назад +11

    Still more coherent than biden

  • @troglodude980
    @troglodude980 3 года назад +3

    You managed to spell Lincoln wrong twice

  • @parasiticalibis2369
    @parasiticalibis2369 4 года назад +4

    Yo why was a screenshot of this speech used for steam news

  • @nitoramgames
    @nitoramgames 4 года назад +1

    im watching this video, because youtube recomended. guess im too late for the election... and in a diferent country,

  • @quacxks100
    @quacxks100 Год назад +1

    I agree, but,
    What the fuck

  • @ratshoe8407
    @ratshoe8407 4 года назад +2

    Max for president

  • @Del-CD207
    @Del-CD207 4 месяца назад

    Max for 2024

  • @Sophix_37
    @Sophix_37 2 года назад +2

    Btw, what's the deal with this pope joke

  • @javenfischer7604
    @javenfischer7604 2 года назад +3

    his speech level is equal to that of Joe Bidens

  • @legustalokinkynasty659
    @legustalokinkynasty659 4 года назад +14

    *I’d vote for him*