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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @kison7715
    @kison7715 5 лет назад +31237

    u can even make the whole new storyscript according to the way Sato's rearrange those engrish
    *the story started with morning greetings from Morioh Cho Radio and they want to play a music (show) to start the day
    "Hey, baby!"
    "Naizu naizu berri naizu..."
    "Ohh berri, berri puretti!" "NAAAIZU"
    "Ok mastah, retsu kiru da hoe! *_BEEEEETCHE_* !"
    "Go hed, mister jostur." "DO YUU, *_ANDASTANNNND_* ???"
    "serect ur curr!"
    " _guddo_ " " _HAAIRR TUU YUUO!_ "
    *Cameo Stand disappears
    "OHH MAI GAAD!!!"
    "Mohamed ABUDURU!"
    "YES! I AM!"
    "Yes, yes yes. _Oh my god..._ "
    " _do yu andastand?_ " " *HErLL, TU YU* "
    "Oh! jhatta basebowll!" *OHH MY GOD!!!!*
    "Jagers!" *OO SHIIID!!*
    "Red dragen!" _oh my god..._
    *Dio suddenly appears
    "ZA WAARUDO!!" *SANADABEECH!!!*
    the show is abt to end
    "Gudbai, jojo!"

    • @hutchsgun
      @hutchsgun 5 лет назад +1109

      *S A N A D A B E E C H*

    • @granturismomarko2281
      @granturismomarko2281 5 лет назад +369

      The Thats a Baseball ones with Joseph.
      They fit

    • @GeeztJeez
      @GeeztJeez 5 лет назад +161

      gudbai jojoke, oof

    • @navivan768
      @navivan768 5 лет назад +178

      When I’m about to die my last words are going to be “sunofabeetch

    • @dameer___
      @dameer___ 5 лет назад +66

      You forgot F-Mega

  • @Jaded_Jinx
    @Jaded_Jinx 5 лет назад +27408

    everyone else in the cast: pronounces Joestar properly despite the Engrish
    D'arby: *Mister JoEStUuR*

    • @nichamyy2011
      @nichamyy2011 5 лет назад +632

      Idk I think he did it pretty good

    • @mattdunn4785
      @mattdunn4785 5 лет назад +1136

      It was on purpose to annoy joeseph

    • @Joseph11OG
      @Joseph11OG 5 лет назад +748

      @@mattdunn4785 You spelled Joseph wrong on purpose to annoy me.

    • @326inminecraft
      @326inminecraft 5 лет назад +61

      Joseph Grant Jospet
      i think Ingot it

    • @CashMonkeynaz
      @CashMonkeynaz 5 лет назад +61

      It sounds like he's having a stroke

  • @AnnaBattistella-c3o
    @AnnaBattistella-c3o 6 лет назад +14467

    20% random villain phrases
    80% Joseph's _oh my god_

  • @orphiuscarves4756
    @orphiuscarves4756 5 лет назад +41405

    *"go ahead, mister Jostëæør"*

  • @apertureemployee215
    @apertureemployee215 Год назад +1860

    “OH! THATS A BASEBALL!” Will forever be a classic

    • @dragulia_venaro
      @dragulia_venaro 10 месяцев назад +37

      Lmao.
      I remember when I first time hearing that line, I was like "who the hell think it's a football!?"

    • @jin_cotl
      @jin_cotl 8 месяцев назад +9

      Completely agree. It lives rent free in my head

    • @cameron2900x
      @cameron2900x 6 месяцев назад

      Oh zats a baezburr

    • @CharzzTheAnimated
      @CharzzTheAnimated Месяц назад +2

      I mean… it’s a baseball, he’s not wrong.

  • @possiblyend5537
    @possiblyend5537 5 лет назад +6218

    Dio: “Goodbye JoJo”
    JoJo: *lego yoda death sounds*

    • @Nibby5677
      @Nibby5677 5 лет назад +26

      DekuTheGamer whEeze

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 5 лет назад +105

      2:10

    • @mommys4815
      @mommys4815 4 года назад +8

      Hi Deku

    • @mommys4815
      @mommys4815 4 года назад +5

      @Kian Brent Palapus 886 hi little Izuku

    • @onlyian
      @onlyian 4 года назад +13

      My reaction in anime: 1:43

  • @YaBoyJa0234
    @YaBoyJa0234 6 лет назад +3157

    I got the moves like *J A G A R S*

  • @TheRevanchist9000
    @TheRevanchist9000 5 лет назад +3567

    "Oh, that's a baseball" is the greatest title for a sports game literally ever. Eat your heart out MLB The Show.

    • @TheBrutalSax
      @TheBrutalSax 5 лет назад +59

      We all need that game. Especially for that announcer

    • @SlabMangrave
      @SlabMangrave 5 лет назад +97

      it's like the title itself is pleasantly surprised by the game's existence

    • @jaxx_vibaya6670
      @jaxx_vibaya6670 5 лет назад +4

      @@SlabMangrave underrated comment

    • @destionancy_9258
      @destionancy_9258 5 лет назад +11

      *oH, thATs a bASEbALl*

    • @KOCChristian
      @KOCChristian 5 лет назад +3

      As baseball fan I agree we need that announcement in every time a game start

  • @PersonThatExi
    @PersonThatExi 3 месяца назад +410

    0:57 The "surrect urr cur" Is so amazing.

  • @4feezyy
    @4feezyy 2 года назад +8278

    joseph's "oh my god" "oh no" "oh shit" "holy shit" "son of a bitch" will always make me laugh

  • @voli293
    @voli293 5 лет назад +11154

    The way they say "The World" will always be badass

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 5 лет назад +545

      It's Dark ZA WARUDO!!

    • @Simon-wu1pd
      @Simon-wu1pd 4 года назад +247

      ok I have to know is he actually trying to say "the world" because it sounds nothing like it

    • @brendon_stuff
      @brendon_stuff 4 года назад +72

      Simon no, it's just the world in japanese i believe

    • @FairlyOddGamer
      @FairlyOddGamer 4 года назад +124

      Brendon Stuff the world is actually sekai in Japanese

    • @endme344
      @endme344 4 года назад +314

      @@brendon_stuff it's in english, but pronounced within the limitations of japanese characters

  • @Az-pool
    @Az-pool 3 года назад +10503

    Joseph is literally the only guy who knows how to pronounce English properly.
    Edit: 😭 Guys i forgot there are other characters that can speak english properly

    • @myasnotonfire
      @myasnotonfire 2 года назад +1120

      it might be a va thing but maybe it's bc his character is a native English speaker 👀

    • @teddytodd5403
      @teddytodd5403 2 года назад +709

      Jonathan and Dio reading this: Am I Joke to you?

    • @Az-pool
      @Az-pool 2 года назад +149

      @@teddytodd5403 I forgot about them. So sorry.

    • @LordSmallest
      @LordSmallest 2 года назад +2

      "Sana da bitch"

    • @hajimehinata5854
      @hajimehinata5854 2 года назад +261

      Avdol said it correctly as well, and William's Hey Baby was also smooth af

  • @belabordeaux1037
    @belabordeaux1037 Год назад +402

    Its all timed so well but I especially love the last bit
    "The World!"
    "Son of a bitch!"
    "Good bye JoJo!"
    Just so spot on

  • @brittney6535
    @brittney6535 5 лет назад +1936

    “Surect yer cur” actually had me in tears for much longer than it should have when I first saw it.

    • @geschnitztekiste4111
      @geschnitztekiste4111 4 года назад +49

      Same. Mister Joesturr is also pretty good tho

    • @zjoshuac4373
      @zjoshuac4373 4 года назад +6

      I’m not liking this comment cause you know why

  • @emdzhere
    @emdzhere 4 года назад +2559

    Teacher: what are you laughing about?
    Me: nothing
    My brain:

  • @fangsabre
    @fangsabre 4 года назад +10194

    "Goodbyyyye Jojooo" will always make me laugh

    • @greenpeas57
      @greenpeas57 3 года назад +21

      same here

    • @elichu2237
      @elichu2237 3 года назад +25

      I don't find it funny
      Why it's funny like there's nothing wrong

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 3 года назад +492

      @@elichu2237 Its just extremely odd tone of voice for the delivery. Like it sounds like hes saying bye to a friend at a park or something

    • @thebarbiter4644
      @thebarbiter4644 3 года назад +1

      Where did you get thaf pfp?

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 3 года назад +44

      @@thebarbiter4644 idk, internet?
      I've had this Pfp since I was 15, that was 9 years ago so I forgot lol.
      All I know is that it's quite *SMASHING*

  • @ivorymagnus7347
    @ivorymagnus7347 2 года назад +550

    I actually interpreted Darby's mispronounciation as intentional, as a way to disrespect the Joestar name and also taunt Joseph because of how they tried mispronouncing Darby's name to distract him

    • @romola7
      @romola7 Год назад +71

      Saying someone's name wrong in public it's a well known technique to low their confidence when they brag too much, professional casino players are very familiar with it. Joseph uses it as well, calling Darby as Barbie and other similar names.

    • @misterl1668
      @misterl1668 7 месяцев назад +18

      True but Joseph Joestar didn't sound like he was having a brain aneurism while mispronouncing D'arby's name on purpose 😂

  • @hokuto_no_ken
    @hokuto_no_ken 3 года назад +4781

    When Dio says "Goodbye JoJo!" He sounds like a game show host.

  • @bishdish2445
    @bishdish2445 3 года назад +5106

    Dude, I think the old Joseph voice actor speaking English actually just makes the character sound more realistic tbh.

    • @yukikhan3367
      @yukikhan3367 2 года назад +173

      If you want to listen to that voice actor being on his craziest, to the level that even young Joseph seems like a little infant compared to that, watch Gintama. The voice actor is the same and I'm sure you'll love it

    • @onixsage
      @onixsage 2 года назад +21

      I was thinking the same lol

    • @rottenborn2292
      @rottenborn2292 2 года назад +18

      @@yukikhan3367 Nooo what?!! No wonder it’s so funny. The guy is a legend.

    • @notso_cody
      @notso_cody Год назад +3

      ​@@yukikhan3367 which character

    • @yukikhan3367
      @yukikhan3367 Год назад +3

      @@notso_cody Gintoki

  • @brandonlon5378
    @brandonlon5378 6 лет назад +3584

    *OKAY MASTA, LET’S KIRU DA HO*
    *BEEEETCHE*

    • @epowga1811
      @epowga1811 6 лет назад +24

      BOOOOOOOOOY

    • @virtualinsanity5623
      @virtualinsanity5623 5 лет назад +43

      i lost it at that beeech

    • @brandonlon5378
      @brandonlon5378 5 лет назад +8

      Rainbow Gon
      DP(David Productions) did so much justice at that scene.

    • @CharroArgentino
      @CharroArgentino 5 лет назад +3

      Beechi*

    • @VI-lo5zp
      @VI-lo5zp 5 лет назад +9

      Your next line is...”Omg thank you for all the likes I usually never get this many likes before!”

  • @babooney-o6x
    @babooney-o6x 3 месяца назад +146

    0:42 go ahead mr joestir

  • @metalurgent
    @metalurgent 2 года назад +3174

    "Let's kill da ho"
    "BEEETCH"
    My favorite line from the whole show

    • @AdamZ04
      @AdamZ04 Год назад

      less kill da ho, *_B E E T C H!_*

    • @demonking3673
      @demonking3673 Год назад +52

      0:37-0:42

    • @jaxwarp8373
      @jaxwarp8373 10 месяцев назад +79

      Act 3 is the best character in the show
      S-H-I-T

    • @summerjoy8223
      @summerjoy8223 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@jaxwarp8373hell yeah 🔥

    • @zozonihon5683
      @zozonihon5683 7 месяцев назад +1

      stan!

  • @harubutjojo
    @harubutjojo 4 года назад +8320

    "F-MEGA!"
    Ok that wasn't so bad
    "Serlct yur curr"
    Oh...

  • @JGSM_JuvenileGeryon
    @JGSM_JuvenileGeryon 5 лет назад +7277

    Why everyone is talking about "Go ahead, Mr Joestar" but no one is talking about "Serect your cr"

  • @PersonThatExi
    @PersonThatExi 3 месяца назад +63

    0:20 "Here's our first song of the morning." _Immediately after:_ "Wyyyy"

  • @Pr0xy-Xiii
    @Pr0xy-Xiii 5 лет назад +4319

    "Okay Masta, Let's kill da ho, Beeetch!" - Reverb Act 3 has the best line, hands down

    • @mauronoacontaldomurgia2088
      @mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 5 лет назад +127

      Echoes* not Reverb

    • @matijakalezic1153
      @matijakalezic1153 5 лет назад +55

      @@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 well actually reverb is a musical effect which adds echo to the sound.

    • @mauronoacontaldomurgia2088
      @mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 5 лет назад +66

      @@matijakalezic1153 he calls him Echoes Act 3, not Reverb.

    • @Ilikecustardtarts-xl2oo
      @Ilikecustardtarts-xl2oo 5 лет назад +8

      Best scene lmao

    • @Ryxhe
      @Ryxhe 5 лет назад +66

      @@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 yeah but in the translation it's reverb. He might call It like that so dont be such a God among humans

  • @TheAlmightyGream
    @TheAlmightyGream 6 лет назад +10318

    *_S U R R E C T Y O R K U R R_*

  • @kosakukawajiri6752
    @kosakukawajiri6752 5 лет назад +1959

    Cesarino was definitely the best way to translate cesar-chan

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 5 лет назад +194

      I'd have preferred a more literal "Little Cesar".

    • @cristianandressanchezureta2666
      @cristianandressanchezureta2666 5 лет назад +31

      Chiiiiiiiza

    • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
      @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 5 лет назад +6

      @@ChobinoftheFunk They didn't wanna localize another name

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 5 лет назад +36

      @@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 Implying "Cesarino" isn't *already* a localisation? Cesar-chan literally means "Little Cesar" ("-chan" is an honorific in the same vein as the Little in "Little Johnny" or "Little Susie".). The joke would have required *less* localisation than what they went with.

    • @DeeDolp
      @DeeDolp 5 лет назад +29

      Little Caesar would get them in trouble probably

  • @bababoey-li6kl
    @bababoey-li6kl Год назад +509

    1:40 i understand why joseph is so shocked by the fact that thats a baseball,truly a plot twist like no other

    • @OscarTeeVee
      @OscarTeeVee 5 месяцев назад +18

      and then the “jaggers” came up, which made him expel “oh shit!” from his lungs - a double twist

    • @Brady1782
      @Brady1782 Месяц назад +3

      And then the red dragers got another oh my god

    • @tacwedie
      @tacwedie Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Brady1782thus completing his realization of dio's stand power

    • @haif.wanjle.rreturn9169
      @haif.wanjle.rreturn9169 22 дня назад

      ​​@@tacwedie then gets piss off by saying son of a bitch

  • @crypticsenseii
    @crypticsenseii 4 года назад +2716

    1:41
    English: “oh that’s a baseball”
    Eñgrîśh: “owhh jhats uh bæsboww”!!

  • @MisoSioup985
    @MisoSioup985 5 лет назад +682

    Polnareff: Avdol! He's not dead!
    Avdol, after about 18 episodes: 1:21

  • @catalinamontesss
    @catalinamontesss 4 года назад +847

    90% of the video:
    Joseph saying “OH MY GOD!”

    • @rachelfarmer3722
      @rachelfarmer3722 4 года назад +8

      Cati yeah most of the engrish is Joseph yelling something

    • @catalinamontesss
      @catalinamontesss 4 года назад +1

      Rachel Farmer haha yeah!😂

    • @luki272
      @luki272 4 года назад +2

      @@rachelfarmer3722 really? "OH MY GOOOOD!"

  • @XtraBlueBoy
    @XtraBlueBoy Год назад +364

    Are we not gonna talk about how 2:04 - 2:14 is well put together?? :0

    • @MistyTheCat-n9j
      @MistyTheCat-n9j 6 месяцев назад

      What

    • @ZaWarudo_TokiWoTomare
      @ZaWarudo_TokiWoTomare 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@MistyTheCat-n9j like how it went from Joseph warning Jotaro (JoJo) and then to Joseph mad because he stopped time. Then to Dio saying goodbye to JoJo could be seen as him saying it to Jotaro as well because he is also JoJo

  • @TheMan-oj6pl
    @TheMan-oj6pl 5 лет назад +5535

    When you open the door for mister Joestur
    0:42

  • @mayka9845
    @mayka9845 6 лет назад +1152

    Joseph : It's a Stand that stops ti-
    DIO : *ZA WARUUDOO!*
    Joseph : *SANADABEECH*

    • @SonNaruto5
      @SonNaruto5 5 лет назад +18

      I was just thinking how that plays in tandem with each other, like DIO stopped Joseph before he could speak

    • @macwill6645
      @macwill6645 5 лет назад +15

      *GOODBYE JOJO*

    • @itzsk8911
      @itzsk8911 5 лет назад +1

      • MAYKA • GUDBAI JOUJOU

    • @BOTAllen
      @BOTAllen 5 лет назад +1

      • MAYKA • saterday beeech

  • @thatshogunyancat_6900
    @thatshogunyancat_6900 5 лет назад +836

    legend has it D'arby is still waiting for mr joester to go ahead

    • @justagny
      @justagny 5 лет назад +19

      i can confirm that

    • @StepokTimkrivonog
      @StepokTimkrivonog 5 лет назад +5

      my son, sono Giorno Govanna niwa yume g aru

  • @austinslicton6974
    @austinslicton6974 2 года назад +698

    1:09 This will always give me goosebumps

    • @idosarts_and_krafts
      @idosarts_and_krafts Год назад +17

      Joseph saw judgement spawn avdol from polnareff's wish and reacted appropriately

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 10 месяцев назад +4

      They really did an amazing job of capturing all of the emotions he must have been feeling in that face. Like "I'm gonna see my sister again... OH FUCK I'M GONNA SEE MY SISTER?"

    • @Bellaccm
      @Bellaccm 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@exzyyd392 if he knew what was about to happen after lmao

  • @Ronan.O
    @Ronan.O 4 года назад +2306

    4 versions of ceasar
    Ceasar
    Ceasar chan
    Ceasarino
    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Dabuin
    @Dabuin 3 года назад +2303

    The english in the video games here, always puts a smile on my face :D

  • @Wooze100
    @Wooze100 6 лет назад +1246

    OH THATS A BASEBALL!
    J A G U R S
    R E D D R A G U N Z

  • @Shatterboxofficial
    @Shatterboxofficial Год назад +29

    “Goodbye JoJo” and “Hey Baby” are moments from pt 1 that no matter how hard I try I can’t it’s just too funny

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 лет назад +1243

    dio: **is literally an immortal vampire with nothing to fear besides the sun**
    also dio: göõdbÿę jœjø

  • @symbolik5150
    @symbolik5150 4 года назад +666

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly:
    *H E Y B A B Y*

  • @animeator5580
    @animeator5580 5 лет назад +297

    Polnareff after Vanilla Ice appears: Avdol!, Avdol isn't dead!!
    Avdol: YES, I AM!

    • @karl139
      @karl139 5 лет назад +3

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      *cries*

  • @ShinxBOOM247
    @ShinxBOOM247 Год назад +37

    Gotta love how half of this video is just Joseph being Joseph. I wouldn't have it any other way

  • @Ryanjakehenry
    @Ryanjakehenry 5 лет назад +5694

    Goodbye JoJo gets me every time, he’s somehow overacting and underacting.

    • @altf1279
      @altf1279 5 лет назад +373

      Jaker The Snaker and then JoJo’s dramatic “AAAAAAAAAA” afterwords is just icing on the cake

    • @sniclops15
      @sniclops15 5 лет назад +136

      @@altf1279 It sounds like it should be in a perfectly cut screams compilation

    • @wackwackwack
      @wackwackwack 5 лет назад +30

      gudbhaaa jio jio

    • @Jevix-xl1tx
      @Jevix-xl1tx 4 года назад +44

      Goodbye JOJO!
      *AAAAAAAHGGGGHHGHHH*

    • @oof9285
      @oof9285 3 года назад +1

      same

  • @jazuii
    @jazuii 4 года назад +4206

    Jojo is the only anime that people who understand japanese need japanese subtitles to understand one of the main characters.

    • @Shadow-lb4nj
      @Shadow-lb4nj 3 года назад +17

      Why is there no reply?

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 года назад +14

      @@Shadow-lb4nj hello there
      To memelord333: Cool! I am editing the comment so we don't ruin the number of comments

    • @Memelord-kk9xh
      @Memelord-kk9xh 3 года назад +1

      good question. Now there are 3

    • @magnusprobus4777
      @magnusprobus4777 3 года назад +4

      @@rockhistoria2537 general Kenobi

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 года назад +4

      @@magnusprobus4777 reeeeeEEEE-

  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 4 года назад +8084

    I can’t get over 0:24
    I just can’t take Zeppeli saying to Dio “Hey Baieby”

  • @victoria.i.
    @victoria.i. Год назад +32

    I will never stop laughing at “go ahead, mr josterrr”

  • @thatonemajin3578
    @thatonemajin3578 6 лет назад +570

    "Oh, That's a baseball!"
    Joseph: OOOOOOHH MAAAIIII GGGYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDDD

  • @ResistancePasta
    @ResistancePasta 3 года назад +4918

    1:46 What makes this all the better is that Jotaro, the Japanese kid, pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly, but the game that we can assume was made in an English-speaking country gives us "Jaggers."

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 3 года назад +365

      pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly... assuming you're a yank

    • @demdude3708
      @demdude3708 3 года назад +292

      Eren Jagger

    • @ChadBenjamin
      @ChadBenjamin 3 года назад +399

      Jotaro speaks fluent English. His mother, grandparents, wife and daughter are all American. And the other Crusaders like Polnareff would probably not understand Japanese, so they must have been communicating in English. Not to mention that he and Dio were able to understand each other, and Dio is British.

    • @ResistancePasta
      @ResistancePasta 3 года назад +76

      @@ChadBenjamin Yeah, true, but the irony's still there

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 года назад +60

      @@caramelldansen2204 Yeah...here in the UK we pronounce it "Jagyooer".

  • @pheraa7723
    @pheraa7723 5 лет назад +562

    nobody:
    Joseph: HOOOORER SHIIIIIIIYT
    Also Joseph: OOOOOOH MY GOOTS

  • @jodyhogan5000
    @jodyhogan5000 Год назад +90

    0:25 "HEeY BaBYy" LMFAOO
    0:43 "Go Ahead Mr JoeSTer"

  • @adankmeme651
    @adankmeme651 3 года назад +2525

    0:50 Damn this Guy's English actually sounds good, He must've been practicing hard.
    0:55 Nevermind

    • @gaxamillion_
      @gaxamillion_ 3 года назад +523

      sErECt Ur kUrr

    • @sweetdurt2143
      @sweetdurt2143 3 года назад +172

      SeRekt yUR kuR

    • @rrobin1111
      @rrobin1111 3 года назад +71

      I drive a kur

    • @TsukiNoMeBoy
      @TsukiNoMeBoy 3 года назад +78

      The thing about Japanese Engrish is that whenever they say anything that has an "L" in it, it sounds like an "R" cuz they don't really use their tongues to speak a lot

    • @sweetdurt2143
      @sweetdurt2143 3 года назад +25

      @@TsukiNoMeBoy SeRekt yUR kuR

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 6 лет назад +2265

    Next up: Bezt Jojo Japawnese

  • @VioletVaniaComposer
    @VioletVaniaComposer 5 лет назад +599

    I just die every time I hear “Go ahead, Mr Joster.”

  • @babooney-o6x
    @babooney-o6x 3 месяца назад +98

    2:10 why does he say it like that

  • @mech_ow
    @mech_ow 5 лет назад +282

    " *Oh, That's a B a s e b a l l* ".

  • @mlwarrior9112
    @mlwarrior9112 6 лет назад +1003

    OH MY GOD and ZA WARUDO will always be the best examples of JoJo Engrish for me.

    • @thejo-king972
      @thejo-king972 6 лет назад +55

      Yes, yes, yes, oh my god...

    • @thecommunistloli1042
      @thecommunistloli1042 6 лет назад +21

      Za warudo is romanji...

    • @ahtung5795
      @ahtung5795 6 лет назад +6

      @@thecommunistloli1042 katakana*

    • @virgil5813
      @virgil5813 6 лет назад +11

      @@ahtung5795 za warudo is romanji, ザ・ワールド is katakana

    • @GyroZeppel
      @GyroZeppel 6 лет назад +4

      Goodbye JoJo!!

  • @opiniongiveth4839
    @opiniongiveth4839 5 лет назад +2753

    0:42 this is literally the best line ive heard in japanese

    • @xykrondevil927
      @xykrondevil927 5 лет назад +274

      mihstur jostuhr

    • @fr22d
      @fr22d 5 лет назад +16

      Anderson Huber NANI

    • @ryle5410
      @ryle5410 5 лет назад +33

      Go ahead, Mr Joaster

    • @joestone5167
      @joestone5167 5 лет назад +17

      Go ahed, Mr. Jostur

    • @exnyy9448
      @exnyy9448 5 лет назад +1

      Anderson Huber N-NAANNIII?!?

  • @MojoTheCat12
    @MojoTheCat12 Год назад +40

    The “OH JZATS A BASEBOWLL” is making me laugh WAY too hard!

  • @MatheusSantos-xp5lb
    @MatheusSantos-xp5lb 6 лет назад +1015

    *VeRy NiCeU,cEaSaR cHaN*

  • @kunikuzushi693
    @kunikuzushi693 5 лет назад +780

    Mohammed Avdol has the coolest swag any JoJo side character has ever had.

  • @ravenfive3864
    @ravenfive3864 6 лет назад +2658

    *F - MEGA*
    me: "hey thats not too bad."
    *Surrect yurr curr*
    also me: "nvm"

  • @ion_force
    @ion_force Год назад +8

    HEY BABY will always be the goated engrish line. Followed closely by "OH THATS A BASEBALL"

  • @pyrolyte7690
    @pyrolyte7690 5 лет назад +1442

    1:46
    "Jaggers!"
    joseph: AUUUUGH SHEEIT!!
    "Red Dragurn!"
    joseph: ohh mai gaahd...

  • @avaortkiese3691
    @avaortkiese3691 5 лет назад +247

    Dio: Goodbye, JoJo!
    Jonathan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @noshame5330
    @noshame5330 5 лет назад +3703

    The 1:40 transitions are fantastic
    *"Oh, thats a baseball!"*
    *"OHHH MHYYY GAAHHD!"*

    • @probably_moonlight.
      @probably_moonlight. 4 года назад +55

      IM GOING TO GET HIT

    • @lysoness
      @lysoness 4 года назад +152

      Jotaro: pick jaguars
      Game: *jagurs*
      Joseph: OH SHEEEET
      D'arby: pick red dragons
      Game: *red rdagurs*
      Joseph: oh my gooooud

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 4 года назад +24

      When you're an old man and there's a baseball headed towards you but you need time to process that it could kill you

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 3 года назад +39

      Dio:*stops time*
      Joseph:"son of a bitch!"

    • @HoshikoBeat
      @HoshikoBeat 3 года назад +19

      Dio: Goodbye, Jojo

  • @dekuisasimp
    @dekuisasimp Год назад +7

    “Oh that’s a baseball”
    Joseph: OHHH MY GYUADDD

  • @RobsGaminworld1
    @RobsGaminworld1 4 года назад +2607

    0:46 me, speaking English in a country that doesn't speak English.

    • @GaymerManDude
      @GaymerManDude 4 года назад +31

      RobsGamingWorld so underrated lmao

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 года назад +54

      Bruh same i went to a restaurant in france with my dad and the waitress said something to me and i was like.. OOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD

    • @onlyian
      @onlyian 4 года назад +24

      Do You UNDERSTAMMMMMMMMDUU?

    • @toads8748
      @toads8748 4 года назад +5

      @@GaymerManDude yeahhaahahah

    • @femto8578
      @femto8578 4 года назад +12

      i once met american tourist at the pyramids he was asking for directions in broken arabic then finished his sentence speaking english slowly "Do you understand"

  • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
    @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 5 лет назад +260

    Joseph saying "oh sh*t" gets me every time.

  • @clasy5678
    @clasy5678 3 года назад +6412

    00:37
    Okey masta, les kill da ho
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCHI
    My absolute favorite line from literally anything

    • @quitter7941
      @quitter7941 3 года назад +430

      Beach ❌
      Bitch ❌
      Beetch ✔️

    • @dylanaguilar6099
      @dylanaguilar6099 3 года назад +172

      S-H-I-T

    • @UKEDNHAT7
      @UKEDNHAT7 3 года назад +178

      Koichi has one of the most underrated stands

    • @deseanpiercy1270
      @deseanpiercy1270 3 года назад +48

      IM CRYING LAGHING FROM THAT

    • @imnumbnam
      @imnumbnam 3 года назад +50

      And when you listen closely, he added a "chi" on the end because beeetch is only 1 syllable. So it was "Beeetchi!" Like the red dragon one which became "redo dragon". Hilarious

  • @TalentedTailgater
    @TalentedTailgater Месяц назад +1

    always baffled at how much dio sounded like a fluent english speaker when he said “goodbye jojo”

  • @ZenLxnn
    @ZenLxnn 3 года назад +488

    “Go ahed,mistur jostur”
    Best English in history

  • @wyvernknight
    @wyvernknight 3 года назад +995

    I like how confident Avdol is, like "YES! I AM"

    • @MaiIboxMAN
      @MaiIboxMAN 2 года назад +7

      Ok masta let’s kill the hoooooo BEEEECH

    • @alexshev5328
      @alexshev5328 2 года назад +4

      Almost like He is

    • @wyvernknight
      @wyvernknight 2 года назад +1

      @@alexshev5328 :0

    • @savvygarcia7862
      @savvygarcia7862 2 года назад

      This part is so much better in subbed 🤣I love it

    • @SurfingInternet
      @SurfingInternet 2 года назад

      HELL 2 ME! MAGICIANS DEADTHO

  • @masked9689
    @masked9689 5 лет назад +700

    I believe they learned all of this from *Mr. Johstur*

  • @Glacial7
    @Glacial7 Год назад +4

    The concept of a baseball game called “oh, that’s a baseball” is so funny, cuz you’d think someone making a game based on baseball would understand what a baseball is lmao

  • @wallybrown1341
    @wallybrown1341 3 года назад +736

    To this day I still can't get over the "GOOD BYE JOJO" that Dio says. It's just too comical.

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 5 лет назад +372

    2:10 When Jonathan finds Dio a parking space in a crowded parking lot.
    "GOOD EYE, JOJO!"

  • @annoyedspy2173
    @annoyedspy2173 5 лет назад +386

    0:37 i laugh literally every time i hear this

    • @annoyedspy2173
      @annoyedspy2173 5 лет назад +9

      A Pair of Wings do you mean... the S-H-I-T?

    • @emimi1
      @emimi1 4 года назад +1

      same i SCREAM

  • @emitoda
    @emitoda 2 года назад +6

    i LOVE the "go ahead, mr joestr" always cracks me up

  • @destionancy_9258
    @destionancy_9258 5 лет назад +3422

    *spoilers*
    Stardust crusaders
    When everyone dies except Polnareff, Jotaro and Joseph
    0:49

  • @Zmeeed01
    @Zmeeed01 5 лет назад +156

    In-game announcer: "Oh! That's a BASEBALL!!"
    Joseph: "OHH MYY GOD!!"

  • @calamityganon8114
    @calamityganon8114 3 года назад +545

    Koichi: one of the nicest characters in jojo and every jojo he meets thinks he’s a good man
    Koichi’s stand: Ok master, let’s kill da ho, beeeetch

    • @SKNJ_
      @SKNJ_ 3 года назад +11

      Underrated comment

    • @markrounseville6998
      @markrounseville6998 2 года назад +21

      To be fair, that woman was being mean and unhelpful, so, I can understand some frustration.

    • @Setiyo9
      @Setiyo9 Год назад

      S-h-i-t

  • @Vx77-yt
    @Vx77-yt 11 месяцев назад +2

    Joseph’s screams will always be hilarious and iconic

  • @leothehuman_9476
    @leothehuman_9476 4 года назад +857

    0:33 I love that transition from "very pretty" to "nice", considering that joseph made josuke whit her

    • @leothehuman_9476
      @leothehuman_9476 4 года назад +23

      @Max Allcock aww I'm sorry bro, I really reccomend you to never watch jojo memes again until you watched to part 5.
      I spoiled myself (redacted), (redacted), and (redacted)'s death by memes!

    • @K.Dayana
      @K.Dayana 4 года назад +1

      @@leothehuman_9476 french fries are yellow

    • @K.Dayana
      @K.Dayana 4 года назад

      @@leothehuman_9476 donuts are not rectangular. They are circles

    • @leothehuman_9476
      @leothehuman_9476 4 года назад +8

      @@K.DayanaI Already know all of that. You're not funny, you aren't even an asshole. You're just a retarded 9 years old kid. What you earned? Ruined the whole series to someone? Will this give you anything useful? GTFO of youtube you autistic fuck

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm 4 года назад +5

      @@K.Dayana I already knew that, but others didn't. You think you're funny but I actually feel bad for you, your parents never gave you attention so you're trying to get that attention by being a prick online. You're the human equivalent of a participation award.

  • @notjohnbruno1522
    @notjohnbruno1522 4 года назад +1383

    “The Jaguars.”
    Jaggers!
    “Then I shall choose the Red Dragons.”
    Rerd Dregerns!

    • @FairyNya
      @FairyNya 3 года назад +5

      the way how you said it made it funnier

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 года назад +1

      "Oh Mai Gohd! We will get cancelled!! I didn't say the n-word!!"
      That's how I heard it lol

    • @Ayanokouji9
      @Ayanokouji9 3 года назад +3

      Eren jaeger

    • @aby110
      @aby110 3 года назад +4

      JIGGERS !? Is this a racist anime ?

    • @jxxy666
      @jxxy666 3 года назад +1

      @@aby110 i understood that reference 😭

  • @k1ara632
    @k1ara632 6 лет назад +649

    "Mr.Joestrer" The way Darby pronounced it has me crying😭 😂 Mr. Joester

    • @hayacopter9309
      @hayacopter9309 6 лет назад +39

      Mista Johstur
      best Engrish

    • @tadakatsu14
      @tadakatsu14 6 лет назад +2

      Besides Joseph’s son of a bitch I fucking love how Darby says that & that made me love him more

  • @jaelyla
    @jaelyla Год назад +6

    “SERECT YOUR CAR “ and “ JAE GERS”

  • @Jake_Prism
    @Jake_Prism 5 лет назад +582

    Oh! That's a Baseball!
    *OH MY GAAAAAAA-*
    Jaggers.
    Jaggers!
    *OHHH SHIIIIIT!*

  • @dirtdisrespector7077
    @dirtdisrespector7077 5 лет назад +347

    1:58 Basically that's what happens in order

    • @xGhoul4x
      @xGhoul4x 4 года назад +4

      Lol if only he had said his stand stops time first

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 4 года назад +2

      Sandabitch

  • @preciousblesstomonghal3393
    @preciousblesstomonghal3393 2 года назад +770

    Joseph screaming things in english has to be one of my favorite things about JoJo.

  • @Ridvixy_Edits
    @Ridvixy_Edits 5 месяцев назад +4

    “OH MY GOD” -Joseph Joestar

  • @vitorbisogno6734
    @vitorbisogno6734 4 года назад +1039

    0:32 Ooh, pe-pe-Perry the Platypus!

  • @Skulltroxx
    @Skulltroxx 4 года назад +171

    Everyone: "good"
    JoJo Engrish:
    *_"GOOd-DOOO"_*

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 лет назад +612

    When the Parts that starred the British Jojos had the least amount of English...

  • @ronnietheram
    @ronnietheram 7 месяцев назад +2

    using "goodbye jojo" to end the video is simply perfect

  • @Bodo69Boss
    @Bodo69Boss 2 года назад +601

    No one in the entire series will have a better Engrish than Joseph , let’s be honest

  • @Wariido
    @Wariido 2 года назад +635

    “Oh my god”
    “Oh shit”
    Joseph really be killing me with his impressions lmao.

  • @SphericalParagon
    @SphericalParagon 4 года назад +315

    0:51 When you finish typing up your essay and you exit without saving