Best JoJo Engrish
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
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Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Phantom Blood
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond Is Unbreakable 
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u can even make the whole new storyscript according to the way Sato's rearrange those engrish
*the story started with morning greetings from Morioh Cho Radio and they want to play a music (show) to start the day
"Hey, baby!"
"Naizu naizu berri naizu..."
"Ohh berri, berri puretti!" "NAAAIZU"
"Ok mastah, retsu kiru da hoe! *_BEEEEETCHE_* !"
"Go hed, mister jostur." "DO YUU, *_ANDASTANNNND_* ???"
"serect ur curr!"
" _guddo_ " " _HAAIRR TUU YUUO!_ "
*Cameo Stand disappears
"OHH MAI GAAD!!!"
"Mohamed ABUDURU!"
"YES! I AM!"
"Yes, yes yes. _Oh my god..._ "
" _do yu andastand?_ " " *HErLL, TU YU* "
"Oh! jhatta basebowll!" *OHH MY GOD!!!!*
"Jagers!" *OO SHIIID!!*
"Red dragen!" _oh my god..._
*Dio suddenly appears
"ZA WAARUDO!!" *SANADABEECH!!!*
the show is abt to end
"Gudbai, jojo!"
*S A N A D A B E E C H*
The Thats a Baseball ones with Joseph.
They fit
gudbai jojoke, oof
When I’m about to die my last words are going to be “sunofabeetch
You forgot F-Mega
20% random villain phrases
80% Joseph's _oh my god_
"villain phrases"
Kono koichi da
1% *D U W A N G*
Its 9% joseph's oh my god
GoOdByE jOjO
And no one mentions act 3 xD
everyone else in the cast: pronounces Joestar properly despite the Engrish
D'arby: *Mister JoEStUuR*
Idk I think he did it pretty good
It was on purpose to annoy joeseph
@@mattdunn4785 You spelled Joseph wrong on purpose to annoy me.
Joseph Grant Jospet
i think Ingot it
It sounds like he's having a stroke
*"go ahead, mister Jostëæør"*
basically
Ministroke
I admit this made me laught
It's mister joestar, do you undastann?
why does everyone want me to go ahead?
"Let's kill da ho"
"BEEETCH"
My favorite line from the whole show
less kill da ho, *_B E E T C H!_*
0:37-0:42
Act 3 is the best character in the show
S-H-I-T
@@jaxwarp8373hell yeah 🔥
stan!
Dio: “Goodbye JoJo”
JoJo: *lego yoda death sounds*
DekuTheGamer whEeze
2:10
Hi Deku
@Kian Brent Palapus 886 hi little Izuku
My reaction in anime: 1:43
"Oh, that's a baseball" is the greatest title for a sports game literally ever. Eat your heart out MLB The Show.
We all need that game. Especially for that announcer
it's like the title itself is pleasantly surprised by the game's existence
@@SlabMangrave underrated comment
*oH, thATs a bASEbALl*
As baseball fan I agree we need that announcement in every time a game start
Why everyone is talking about "Go ahead, Mr Joestar" but no one is talking about "Serect your cr"
*surrect ur kurr*
*”Erect your car”*
*"SHERECT UR CER."*
*JAGERS*
SERCT UT CUR
“OH! THATS A BASEBALL!” Will forever be a classic
Lmao.
I remember when I first time hearing that line, I was like "who the hell think it's a football!?"
Completely agree. It lives rent free in my head
Oh zats a baezburr
Goodbye JoJo gets me every time, he’s somehow overacting and underacting.
Jaker The Snaker and then JoJo’s dramatic “AAAAAAAAAA” afterwords is just icing on the cake
@@altf1279 It sounds like it should be in a perfectly cut screams compilation
gudbhaaa jio jio
Goodbye JOJO!
*AAAAAAAHGGGGHHGHHH*
same
Joseph is literally the only guy who knows how to pronounce English properly.
it might be a va thing but maybe it's bc his character is a native English speaker 👀
Jonathan and Dio reading this: Am I Joke to you?
@@teddytodd5403 I forgot about them. So sorry.
"Sana da bitch"
Avdol said it correctly as well, and William's Hey Baby was also smooth af
The way they say "The World" will always be badass
It's Dark ZA WARUDO!!
ok I have to know is he actually trying to say "the world" because it sounds nothing like it
Simon no, it's just the world in japanese i believe
Brendon Stuff the world is actually sekai in Japanese
@@brendondzhugashvili8855 it's in english, but pronounced within the limitations of japanese characters
1:40 i understand why joseph is so shocked by the fact that thats a baseball,truly a plot twist like no other
and then the “jaggers” came up, which made him expel “oh shit!” from his lungs - a double twist
I got the moves like *J A G A R S*
XD
That is a very normal pfp my boy
Pfft, I go as fast as a *_R A D D R E G U R N_*
Jagwars
*jegers*
*_S U R R E C T Y O R K U R R_*
surrect yer Kars
This comment made me laugh more than I should have
Gooo-duh
Ef mega serecyerker
Erect yor cur
*spoilers*
Stardust crusaders
When everyone dies except Polnareff, Jotaro and Joseph
0:49
OH MY GOD!
Took me some time
Thanks for the spoiler alert, you're a bit closer to heaven
destionancy 2 sereckt ur crr
This is A1
I actually interpreted Darby's mispronounciation as intentional, as a way to disrespect the Joestar name and also taunt Joseph because of how they tried mispronouncing Darby's name to distract him
Saying someone's name wrong in public it's a well known technique to low their confidence when they brag too much, professional casino players are very familiar with it. Joseph uses it as well, calling Darby as Barbie and other similar names.
True but Joseph Joestar didn't sound like he was having a brain aneurism while mispronouncing D'arby's name on purpose 😂
joseph's "oh my god" "oh no" "oh shit" "holy shit" "son of a bitch" will always make me laugh
Sanadabitch
Same 😭
Ok master lets kill da ho
FR THEY ARE SO FUNNY
BRO FR 💀💀
Dude, I think the old Joseph voice actor speaking English actually just makes the character sound more realistic tbh.
If you want to listen to that voice actor being on his craziest, to the level that even young Joseph seems like a little infant compared to that, watch Gintama. The voice actor is the same and I'm sure you'll love it
I was thinking the same lol
@@yukikhan3367 Nooo what?!! No wonder it’s so funny. The guy is a legend.
@@yukikhan3367 which character
@@notso_cody Gintoki
When you open the door for mister Joestur
0:42
Lol
I CANT BREATHE
Bumble Juice O no
Alabama accent
Joeturd
Its all timed so well but I especially love the last bit
"The World!"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Good bye JoJo!"
Just so spot on
“Surect yer cur” actually had me in tears for much longer than it should have when I first saw it.
Same. Mister Joesturr is also pretty good tho
I’m not liking this comment cause you know why
Polnareff: Avdol! He's not dead!
Avdol, after about 18 episodes: 1:21
YES IAM!
Crys in french
1:41
English: “oh that’s a baseball”
Eñgrîśh: “owhh jhats uh bæsboww”!!
bæßbøww*
Base bow lol
Bæßbow
I cant unhear that now.
To me is sounds like a British person saying "you schtewpid ame''ans call it a baseball innit bruv"
Are we not gonna talk about how 2:04 - 2:14 is well put together?? :0
What
@@MistyTheCat-n9j like how it went from Joseph warning Jotaro (JoJo) and then to Joseph mad because he stopped time. Then to Dio saying goodbye to JoJo could be seen as him saying it to Jotaro as well because he is also JoJo
When Dio says "Goodbye JoJo!" He sounds like a game show host.
Your pfp is fishy
bruh i thought the same 😭
Japanese speakers say that anime voices sound like they’re from a game show host
@aeon Well, Dio does put up a good show.
Goodbye jojo!
90% of the video:
Joseph saying “OH MY GOD!”
Cati yeah most of the engrish is Joseph yelling something
Rachel Farmer haha yeah!😂
@@rachelfarmer3722 really? "OH MY GOOOOD!"
"Goodbyyyye Jojooo" will always make me laugh
same here
I don't find it funny
Why it's funny like there's nothing wrong
@@elichu2237 Its just extremely odd tone of voice for the delivery. Like it sounds like hes saying bye to a friend at a park or something
Where did you get thaf pfp?
@@thebarbiter4644 idk, internet?
I've had this Pfp since I was 15, that was 9 years ago so I forgot lol.
All I know is that it's quite *SMASHING*
1:09 This will always give me goosebumps
Joseph saw judgement spawn avdol from polnareff's wish and reacted appropriately
They really did an amazing job of capturing all of the emotions he must have been feeling in that face. Like "I'm gonna see my sister again... OH FUCK I'M GONNA SEE MY SISTER?"
@@exzyyd392 if he knew what was about to happen after lmao
Cesarino was definitely the best way to translate cesar-chan
I'd have preferred a more literal "Little Cesar".
Chiiiiiiiza
@@ChobinoftheFunk They didn't wanna localize another name
@@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 Implying "Cesarino" isn't *already* a localisation? Cesar-chan literally means "Little Cesar" ("-chan" is an honorific in the same vein as the Little in "Little Johnny" or "Little Susie".). The joke would have required *less* localisation than what they went with.
Little Caesar would get them in trouble probably
"F-MEGA!"
Ok that wasn't so bad
"Serlct yur curr"
Oh...
0:50 F - MEGA
*SEREC YUR CUR*
Lol
*MEGA F-WORD!*
Do you mean my kars?
Stolen comment.
@@GiornoGiovanna-ix3ij ikr
*OKAY MASTA, LET’S KIRU DA HO*
*BEEEETCHE*
BOOOOOOOOOY
i lost it at that beeech
Rainbow Gon
DP(David Productions) did so much justice at that scene.
Beechi*
Your next line is...”Omg thank you for all the likes I usually never get this many likes before!”
0:25 "HEeY BaBYy" LMFAOO
0:43 "Go Ahead Mr JoeSTer"
0:46 me, speaking English in a country that doesn't speak English.
RobsGamingWorld so underrated lmao
Bruh same i went to a restaurant in france with my dad and the waitress said something to me and i was like.. OOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD
Do You UNDERSTAMMMMMMMMDUU?
@@soulsenthusiasts1015 yeahhaahahah
i once met american tourist at the pyramids he was asking for directions in broken arabic then finished his sentence speaking english slowly "Do you understand"
Next up: Bezt Jojo Japawnese
*puts* *up* *the* *whole* *jojo* *franchise*
Um br aki?OH MY GOD!!!!!!
It's brasileiro?
@@PedroSantos-xp3lz Ies,aki é brazilian
@@aragon-sama7965 sopa de macaco
I can’t get over 0:24
I just can’t take Zeppeli saying to Dio “Hey Baieby”
Oi Kakyoin
IM SORRY BUT IM LAUGHING SM😭🤚
Donut
that's how I greet my bearded dragon in the morning, weird stance/gesture and all
Lmao same
Gotta love how half of this video is just Joseph being Joseph. I wouldn't have it any other way
legend has it D'arby is still waiting for mr joester to go ahead
i can confirm that
my son, sono Giorno Govanna niwa yume g aru
4 versions of ceasar
Ceasar
Ceasar chan
Ceasarino
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(old Joseph version)
Same Profile pics
Salad
:( i miss him
Seizure
Teacher: what are you laughing about?
Me: nothing
My brain:
0:42
Im your 100th like
Michael Sunartio thx
0:51 me when I stub my toe
0:38
The "Oh, that's a baseball!"
Followed by the "OH MY GOOOD"
got me
"Okay Masta, Let's kill da ho, Beeetch!" - Reverb Act 3 has the best line, hands down
Echoes* not Reverb
@@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 well actually reverb is a musical effect which adds echo to the sound.
@@matijakalezic1153 he calls him Echoes Act 3, not Reverb.
Best scene lmao
@@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 yeah but in the translation it's reverb. He might call It like that so dont be such a God among humans
1:46 What makes this all the better is that Jotaro, the Japanese kid, pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly, but the game that we can assume was made in an English-speaking country gives us "Jaggers."
pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly... assuming you're a yank
Eren Jagger
Jotaro speaks fluent English. His mother, grandparents, wife and daughter are all American. And the other Crusaders like Polnareff would probably not understand Japanese, so they must have been communicating in English. Not to mention that he and Dio were able to understand each other, and Dio is British.
@@ChadBenjamin Yeah, true, but the irony's still there
@@caramelldansen2204 Yeah...here in the UK we pronounce it "Jagyooer".
0:42 this is literally the best line ive heard in japanese
mihstur jostuhr
Anderson Huber NANI
Go ahead, Mr Joaster
Go ahed, Mr. Jostur
Anderson Huber N-NAANNIII?!?
0:57 The "surrect urr cur" Is so amazing.
OH THATS A BASEBALL!
J A G U R S
R E D D R A G U N Z
Definitely the best one
I believe it's pronounced "baseboe
Jagars X Redo duragons
Jaggers
Jojo is the only anime that people who understand japanese need japanese subtitles to understand one of the main characters.
Why is there no reply?
@@Shadow-lb4nj hello there
To memelord333: Cool! I am editing the comment so we don't ruin the number of comments
good question. Now there are 3
@@rockhistoria2537 general Kenobi
@@magnusprobus4777 reeeeeEEEE-
0:50 Damn this Guy's English actually sounds good, He must've been practicing hard.
0:55 Nevermind
sErECt Ur kUrr
SeRekt yUR kuR
I drive a kur
The thing about Japanese Engrish is that whenever they say anything that has an "L" in it, it sounds like an "R" cuz they don't really use their tongues to speak a lot
@@TsukiNoMeBoy SeRekt yUR kuR
Honestly, every time I watch that last few episodes of Stardust, I always change it to Japanese so I can hear that line delivery from Dio's VA. It's just too perfect.
Literally same
Joseph : It's a Stand that stops ti-
DIO : *ZA WARUUDOO!*
Joseph : *SANADABEECH*
I was just thinking how that plays in tandem with each other, like DIO stopped Joseph before he could speak
*GOODBYE JOJO*
• MAYKA • GUDBAI JOUJOU
• MAYKA • saterday beeech
1:46
"Jaggers!"
joseph: AUUUUGH SHEEIT!!
"Red Dragurn!"
joseph: ohh mai gaahd...
Haha lol
Joseph is utterly dissapointed in that announcer's english
*F - MEGA*
me: "hey thats not too bad."
*Surrect yurr curr*
also me: "nvm"
*BERRI PRIETTY*
Mr.joestrer
Copied
When a respected celebrity dies
*F - MEGA*
I literally cried
“Goodbye JoJo” and “Hey Baby” are moments from pt 1 that no matter how hard I try I can’t it’s just too funny
dio: **is literally an immortal vampire with nothing to fear besides the sun**
also dio: göõdbÿę jœjø
Hi abbachio
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
444 likes
Guido Mista 4
00:37
Okey masta, les kill da ho
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCHI
My absolute favorite line from literally anything
Beach ❌
Bitch ❌
Beetch ✔️
S-H-I-T
Koichi has one of the most underrated stands
IM CRYING LAGHING FROM THAT
And when you listen closely, he added a "chi" on the end because beeetch is only 1 syllable. So it was "Beeetchi!" Like the red dragon one which became "redo dragon". Hilarious
Polnareff after Vanilla Ice appears: Avdol!, Avdol isn't dead!!
Avdol: YES, I AM!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*cries*
I will never stop laughing at “go ahead, mr josterrr”
OH MY GOD and ZA WARUDO will always be the best examples of JoJo Engrish for me.
Yes, yes, yes, oh my god...
Za warudo is romanji...
@@thecommunistloli1042 katakana*
@@ahtung5795 za warudo is romanji, ザ・ワールド is katakana
Goodbye JoJo!!
"Oh, That's a baseball!"
Joseph: OOOOOOHH MAAAIIII GGGYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDDD
IM WHEEZING
"jaguasu"
*Jagers!*
OOH SHIIIEDD
*JAGERRS*
i was just so amazed
The 1:40 transitions are fantastic
*"Oh, thats a baseball!"*
*"OHHH MHYYY GAAHHD!"*
IM GOING TO GET HIT
Jotaro: pick jaguars
Game: *jagurs*
Joseph: OH SHEEEET
D'arby: pick red dragons
Game: *red rdagurs*
Joseph: oh my gooooud
When you're an old man and there's a baseball headed towards you but you need time to process that it could kill you
Dio:*stops time*
Joseph:"son of a bitch!"
Dio: Goodbye, Jojo
HEY BABY will always be the goated engrish line. Followed closely by "OH THATS A BASEBALL"
Mohammed Avdol has the coolest swag any JoJo side character has ever had.
1:22
1:22
1:22
He is all might after all
Polnareff: *sad french noises*
I believe they learned all of this from *Mr. Johstur*
j o h s t u r
holy fuckomoli 666 likes
I just die every time I hear “Go ahead, Mr Joster.”
I Giorno Giovanna have a dream.
Bamboozle Studios no
No
Why
@@AcidicTaco Hey, baby!
The “OH JZATS A BASEBOWLL” is making me laugh WAY too hard!
“Go ahead, Mr. Joesturd, I have to stop by.” 0:42
joe turd LMAO
Nice kakyoin
I have to stub my toestur
"Joesturd", I'm dying
When the Japanese part sounds more English than the English part
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly:
*H E Y B A B Y*
jotaro what happened to you
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly he: let mista jostur go bacc
*wheeze*
0:24
he protecc first then he attacc
0:33 I love that transition from "very pretty" to "nice", considering that joseph made josuke whit her
@Max Allcock aww I'm sorry bro, I really reccomend you to never watch jojo memes again until you watched to part 5.
I spoiled myself (redacted), (redacted), and (redacted)'s death by memes!
@@leothehuman_9476 french fries are yellow
@@leothehuman_9476 donuts are not rectangular. They are circles
@@K.DayanaI Already know all of that. You're not funny, you aren't even an asshole. You're just a retarded 9 years old kid. What you earned? Ruined the whole series to someone? Will this give you anything useful? GTFO of youtube you autistic fuck
@@K.Dayana I already knew that, but others didn't. You think you're funny but I actually feel bad for you, your parents never gave you attention so you're trying to get that attention by being a prick online. You're the human equivalent of a participation award.
“OH MY GOD” -Joseph Joestar
The english in the video games here, always puts a smile on my face :D
omg
Open the game
Jagers
serect your curr
Dabu!!
*VeRy NiCeU,cEaSaR cHaN*
SHIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA
Ceasarino
Thanks! ^_^
When you want mistur jostur to go ahead
0:42
this was somehow funny to me lmfao
Anti meme
He said “mister” perfectly.
@@electric_creeper vsauce reference?
@@lol-wj4hx
No, this is literally called an anti meme.
0:20 "Here's our first song of the morning." _Immediately after:_ "Wyyyy"
0:37 i laugh literally every time i hear this
A Pair of Wings do you mean... the S-H-I-T?
same i SCREAM
1:58 Basically that's what happens in order
Lol if only he had said his stand stops time first
Sandabitch
2:10 When Jonathan finds Dio a parking space in a crowded parking lot.
"GOOD EYE, JOJO!"
*Jonathan
Phenomenal
i LOVE the "go ahead, mr joestr" always cracks me up
When the Parts that starred the British Jojos had the least amount of English...
It's been a while mustache man
We meet again
Ugh 😒
I love how they could perfectly use american voice actors but they make the Japanese voice actors say it
You mean the videogames?
Axel Bronstein i mean every time a Japanese voice actor says something in English
I immediately think of Kyoryu Cyan from Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger doing this.
i guess it’s to make the dialogue more authentic lol i honestly kinda like it even if it’s not pronounced perfectly
@@annoyedspy2173 that would sound off
" *Oh, That's a B a s e b a l l* ".
*"J A G U R Z"*
@@pantsumarumie3561 *"OH S H I E E T"*
@@GMOPsyche " *R E D D R A G O N S* "
@@pantsumarumie3561 O H M Y G O D
JAGURS
“Oh that’s a baseball”
Joseph: OHHH MY GYUADDD
1:56
Kakyoin in the background like 🧍♂️ has me dead
B |
Mans just vibin
Are you okay? Do you need an ambulance?
😂😂😂
@@migoolcool860 *kira flashback*
2:00
Joseph: jojo his stand is to stop time!
Dio: *Za wardou!*
Joseph: *dies*
Joseph in heaven: *SON OF A BEETCH*
Lol
We all know it’s sanadabich
Don't you mean Sand on the beach?
Excuse me. But it's ZA WARUDO!
@@nona1748 dio: goodbye jojo
When nobody admits how 1:22, 1:28, 0:24 actually sounded half decent.
2:10 yes PRONUNCIATION Still funny though
He sounds like a character from home star runner
But who would say “Yes, I am” as a response to that?
@@henryrichard7619 well, Muhammad Avdol obviously...
@@lukemcclutchey1352 Touché.
Nobody beats young Joseph's "oú, noù"
nobody:
Joseph: HOOOORER SHIIIIIIIYT
Also Joseph: OOOOOOH MY GOOTS
SANADABEETCH
cockyoin
0:32 Ooh, pe-pe-Perry the Platypus!
Hoooo, be beri puritii
*sudden brain cancer*
Niceee
*doo be do be do ba*
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!
0:20
"Here's our first song of the morning"
**weird wry sound**
*H E Y B A B Y*
Y B A B Y E H
⅄ᙠ∀ᙠ ⅄ƎH
*-Y B A B Y E H-*
*Ooh, v-very*
*P R E T T Y*
“SERECT YOUR CAR “ and “ JAE GERS”
I like how confident Avdol is, like "YES! I AM"
Ok masta let’s kill the hoooooo BEEEECH
Almost like He is
@@alexshev5328 :0
This part is so much better in subbed 🤣I love it
HELL 2 ME! MAGICIANS DEADTHO
Joseph saying "oh sh*t" gets me every time.
OH SHIT
Oh! That's a Baseball!
*OH MY GAAAAAAA-*
Jaggers.
Jaggers!
*OHHH SHIIIIIT!*
Jacob Smith 😂
Oh! Jthatz za basebowl
Red Dragons
*Oh my gaaaaaad*
The concept of a baseball game called “oh, that’s a baseball” is so funny, cuz you’d think someone making a game based on baseball would understand what a baseball is lmao
To this day I still can't get over the "GOOD BYE JOJO" that Dio says. It's just too comical.
I know lol
it sounds tooo much like king julien
@@demdude3708 Cannot unhear
Me neither
i feel bad for laughing
“Go ahed,mistur jostur”
Best English in history
Ye
HEY BABY
killer queen has already touched the read more button
JOOSUUKKEEE
Like the comment for josuke to restore you
BITE ZA DUSTO!
NANI
You bitch
"Mr.Joestrer" The way Darby pronounced it has me crying😭 😂 Mr. Joester
Mista Johstur
best Engrish
Besides Joseph’s son of a bitch I fucking love how Darby says that & that made me love him more
2:04 perfect timing for parts lol
Za Warudo
SON OF A BITCH
Goodbye JoJo
0:42 " *gO ahEd miSTuR joSTəæöR* "
Lmao😂
I have to stop by.
*wheeze*
go ahead Mistur Justur
using "goodbye jojo" to end the video is simply perfect