💕 Dreamy Visit From Two Succubi (feat. Sorulay) 🌙 [ASMR/Roleplay]

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • It's just another lonely and sleepless night on your phone, or at least it was, until two succubi come to keep you company.
    #succubus #asmr #roleplay
    -
    thanks so much to the lovely and talented sorulay for collaborating with me 💖
    subscribe to sorulay: / communityitaliangame
    and watch her part of our collab:
    • [ASMR] Lucky Double La...
    ♡ patreon / lemonleaf
    ♡ twitter / lemonleafasmr
    thumbnail drawn by me using clip studio paint
    video edited with vegas pro 14 and audacity
    & recorded on a blue yeti mic
    sounds
    "ertaanicalo.wav" by tim.kahn of freesound.org
    "hell background 170817.wav" by klankbeeld of freesound.org
    "Magical portal open" by alanmcki of freesound.org
    & other cc0 sounds! thanks to all the sound creators!
    cw: a bit spooky at the end

Комментарии • 1 тыс.

  • @cipher01
    @cipher01 4 года назад +790

    "...you like human girls but human girls dont like you..."
    SPEECH 100
    DESTRUCTION 100

  • @PizzaNuggetPie
    @PizzaNuggetPie 5 лет назад +321

    It's 2 A.M. and I'm imagining The Doom Slayer sitting in a desk with tiny headphones around his helmet when two succubi enter his room through the window and he's just-
    *Aggressive Shotgun Loading Noises*

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters 5 лет назад +25

      Loads shotgun with malicious intent

    • @themonstertrio4601
      @themonstertrio4601 4 года назад +6

      Arthfael Online TIME TO KILL SOME MOFO DEMONS

    • @flameshot4798
      @flameshot4798 4 года назад +4

      Has BFG on standby

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 4 года назад +9

      "Rip And Tear starts playing in the distance...."

    • @holdencross8949
      @holdencross8949 4 года назад +1

      Bruh he wouldn’t need a shotgun he would just load his hands

  • @Da_Cyclone
    @Da_Cyclone 5 лет назад +564

    Me:throws holy water
    Succubi:starts laughing while not affected
    Me:bring forth the holy hand granade

    • @nitrozeus7398
      @nitrozeus7398 5 лет назад +59

      sir are you sure you want to bring out the holy hand grenade

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact 5 лет назад +46

      Nitro Zeus it’s our bosses orders man, I guess we have no choice

    • @nitrozeus7398
      @nitrozeus7398 5 лет назад +38

      Then so be it

    • @Da_Cyclone
      @Da_Cyclone 5 лет назад +26

      If they burst in we are going to need the holy hand gun

    • @KuroKaizer
      @KuroKaizer 5 лет назад +15

      Haaaaaleluya! *boom*

  • @IAmIncontinent
    @IAmIncontinent 5 лет назад +909

    *I’m not drunk enough to make a rational decision here*

    • @Hakimgrr_
      @Hakimgrr_ 5 лет назад +5

      Ypu don't have to

    • @flamingkittyumad
      @flamingkittyumad 5 лет назад +24

      vodka is friend

    • @agentosiol8886
      @agentosiol8886 5 лет назад +8

      flamingkitty umad no vodka is BEST friend

    • @Mr.Kurly1379
      @Mr.Kurly1379 5 лет назад +5

      I'm not sober enough to get drunk...

    • @deadpooltheimmortal619
      @deadpooltheimmortal619 5 лет назад +5

      I love you're profile picture poppy from monster musu that's her face from the opening where she dropped him and sue catched him and it says all ok

  • @devon-jay655
    @devon-jay655 5 лет назад +1250

    Her: Go ahead, human. Tell us what you're thinking...
    Brain: if you clean the vacuum cleaner, do you become the vacuum cleaner?

    • @kingdomofthenetherlands7656
      @kingdomofthenetherlands7656 5 лет назад +71

      amazing just amazing
      now i will stay up all night wondering that question

    • @dumpsockpuppet5619
      @dumpsockpuppet5619 5 лет назад +59

      No, but you do become the Vacuun cleaner"s cleaner

    • @BlueCoreBard
      @BlueCoreBard 5 лет назад +41

      I would have done the same thing, except my brain seems to constantly repeat "Adam and Eve wouldn't have had bellybuttons."

    • @asentient8685
      @asentient8685 5 лет назад +20

      if you clean the vacuum cleaner you do not become a vacuum cleaner you translate it into britain speak and make it into hoover therefore making you a hoover cleaner question answered
      now the question is
      if I say "the next sentence is the truth" and my next sentence is "that last sentence was a lie" which sentence is which

    • @thenamessoul1715
      @thenamessoul1715 4 года назад +13

      Stop my brain hurts

  • @lol-ls4gj
    @lol-ls4gj 5 лет назад +1260

    Bois we're in the endgame now.

  • @thatonepersonwhodied2678
    @thatonepersonwhodied2678 5 лет назад +522

    0:36 "There's no need to fear; we're not here to hurt you."
    THIS IS A LEMONLEAF VIDEO; MY BRAIN SAYS OTHERWISE!

    • @frostfirex7467
      @frostfirex7467 5 лет назад +42

      Flashback to the many videos were things went from 0 to 100 real quick

    • @scorpion6248
      @scorpion6248 5 лет назад +18

      Except you know the one with AN ACTUAL ASSASSIN IN IT but that one was a really good one

    • @dawgtheundying5303
      @dawgtheundying5303 4 года назад +8

      @@frostfirex7467 Ah yes, the princess and the castle. Still have trust issues.

    • @komradekile
      @komradekile 4 года назад +5

      I just got tricked into living in hell for eternity, defiantly not safe in any way shape or form

    • @lukko6117
      @lukko6117 4 года назад +2

      @@frostfirex7467 the vietnam of asmr right?

  • @kingdracox3008
    @kingdracox3008 5 лет назад +152

    "Human? Are you hiding from us?"
    Yes. Two girls giggling in a lemon leaf video is never a good sign

    • @khristianmorse4130
      @khristianmorse4130 3 года назад

      I agree, last time there were two girls who happened to both be yanderes giggling in a lemonleafasmr video I was left by both of them while stuck trapped in their basement

    • @adeeta5701
      @adeeta5701 3 года назад

      remember the one time when they went gay on us

    • @LordThomasPassion
      @LordThomasPassion 3 года назад +1

      @@adeeta5701 that was garbage

    • @adeeta5701
      @adeeta5701 3 года назад

      @@LordThomasPassion reminded me of myself actually

  • @phobophobia1070
    @phobophobia1070 5 лет назад +368

    "Unlike silly yanderes, we don't mind sharing."
    Last I checked, they just fall for each other and leave you tied up in a cold, damp basement.

    • @KaptenN
      @KaptenN 5 лет назад +9

      Fuck... I shouldn't have read the comments... I haven't watched that one yet. :/

    • @phobophobia1070
      @phobophobia1070 5 лет назад +4

      @@KaptenN guess what happens?

    • @KaptenN
      @KaptenN 5 лет назад +3

      @@phobophobia1070 You just said what happens...

    • @phobophobia1070
      @phobophobia1070 5 лет назад +4

      @@KaptenN yeah, but I didn't spoil the scissoring

    • @KaptenN
      @KaptenN 5 лет назад +3

      @@phobophobia1070 Now I doubt you, because LemonLeaf doesn't do NSFW recordings...

  • @Fireheart04
    @Fireheart04 5 лет назад +695

    *Hey wait a minute why are you in my house you're interupting me while I'm playing DOOM*

    • @3ls691
      @3ls691 5 лет назад +58

      Welp, time to get my SUPER SHOTGUN

    • @Mx.Canada
      @Mx.Canada 5 лет назад +13

      @@3ls691 On the Rim over here, I'll bring the human leather hats!

    • @flameshot4798
      @flameshot4798 5 лет назад +12

      Good thing I just got myself a BFG

    • @drwinston4013
      @drwinston4013 5 лет назад +14

      Get out my room I'm playing minecraft

    • @wastedpotential9945
      @wastedpotential9945 5 лет назад +33

      **Cocks shotgun with malicious intent**

  • @CitizenNoFDABE
    @CitizenNoFDABE 5 лет назад +96

    „Your Girlfriend is out of town?!“ well yes, even my imagination needs a break from me sometimes

    • @AlastorConfusion
      @AlastorConfusion 4 года назад +7

      Damn ouch......

    • @davidpham7076
      @davidpham7076 4 года назад +4

      Damnnnnn

    • @dommysprite3771
      @dommysprite3771 4 года назад +3

      Oof that's a low blow...

    • @MaxGaming-gp6ij
      @MaxGaming-gp6ij 3 года назад +4

      Never in my life have I been offended by something I so wholeheartedly agree with.

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 2 года назад +1

      @@MaxGaming-gp6ij You're offended that you agree with the concept that even his imagination wanted a break from him?

  • @fr34kl1ng6
    @fr34kl1ng6 5 лет назад +313

    Usually, at this point I'd pull out the crucifix... But, I don't think I'll need it
    Edit: I needed it

  • @Pocopicopaully
    @Pocopicopaully 5 лет назад +255

    *I was not prepared for this*

  • @comradeforge
    @comradeforge 5 лет назад +340

    If the next video is another girl with horns i'll commit become patreon

    • @fluffernaut9905
      @fluffernaut9905 5 лет назад +31

      If the next video is a follow up dragon princess I'll Patreon.

    • @justaregulareverydaynormal2724
      @justaregulareverydaynormal2724 5 лет назад +15

      If the next video is another girl i'il commit be home patroen

    • @frostfirex7467
      @frostfirex7467 5 лет назад +5

      If I land this job application I’ll become a patreon.

    • @comradeforge
      @comradeforge 5 лет назад +6

      @@frostfirex7467 Don't forget to tell me how it went! Good luck!

    • @warmachine6520
      @warmachine6520 4 года назад +1

      He will become the entirety of Patreon.

  • @AD-dk1mm
    @AD-dk1mm 5 лет назад +104

    “how you’ll handle two cute succubi girlfriends”
    That’s what we’re finding out. Grab a controller...these games won’t play themselves

  • @SorulayAudio
    @SorulayAudio 5 лет назад +154

    My Ara Ara is everywhere, thanks for the collab!

  • @trailguidealex5010
    @trailguidealex5010 5 лет назад +41

    " if you didn't want visitors you should of closed your window.
    " I'm 5 stories up!"

    • @NorthernE
      @NorthernE 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 3 года назад +2

      I HAVE A STAND WHAT MORE DO I NEE-
      Wait why do I have a window SUNLIGHT HURTS ME

  • @kingdracox3008
    @kingdracox3008 5 лет назад +162

    *Gets Yandere demon flashbacks* Ah shit, here we go again

  • @CantExpectGodToDoAllTheWork
    @CantExpectGodToDoAllTheWork 5 лет назад +43

    "Did we forget to mention? It's a one way trip."
    *runs away looking for the Hellwalker's stone sarcophagus*

  • @LowIntSpecimen
    @LowIntSpecimen 5 лет назад +119

    "This was a one way trip only"
    Y'all have Smash down here?

    • @asentient8685
      @asentient8685 5 лет назад +7

      sorry b just went on the *HIGHWAY TO HELL* and I found out there isn't any smash
      there is heavy metal, rocknroll and doom is a horror movie down there so you could bring a couple roms or just download it on an emulator you get in hell (it's super slow and save states don't exist but it works)

    • @lukestacey9250
      @lukestacey9250 4 года назад

      Well there's some sort of smash but I don't think it's the game they do down in hell

    • @icecreamkracken6992
      @icecreamkracken6992 4 года назад

      no, i can't like this comment, it has 69 (LMAO) likes!!!!

  • @mrbumpsb
    @mrbumpsb 5 лет назад +51

    *muffled BFG Division starts getting louder and clearer by the second*

    • @brojo5521
      @brojo5521 4 года назад +1

      ah fuck sorry just my ringtone

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 3 года назад +1

      Big fucking gun
      Big fucking gun
      Big fucking gun

  • @moonknight5588
    @moonknight5588 4 года назад +9

    Her: "Go ahead, human. Tell us what you're thinking..."
    Me: Move quickly to go faster!

  • @phobophobia1070
    @phobophobia1070 5 лет назад +136

    5 seconds after the video ends
    Succubi: "Why do I hear DOOM music?"

  • @SirPlaysAlot186
    @SirPlaysAlot186 4 года назад +10

    “Had we forgotten to mention, that this was a way one trip only?”
    (Gets out the Doomslayer gear) Aight, time for Round 2.

    • @melldoesva
      @melldoesva 4 года назад +1

      I didn't make it past round one🙃

  • @imakilla54idk31
    @imakilla54idk31 5 лет назад +34

    rico nasty - “they giving *ASMR FEATURES* like shoutouts.”

  • @ayylmao9375
    @ayylmao9375 5 лет назад +79

    “Do you have anything else to say?”
    *Me* the b i b l e app is free

  • @alexwhite2288
    @alexwhite2288 5 лет назад +19

    "were not hear to hurt you~"
    "oh that's fi-(see's horns)"
    Doom ost intensifys

  • @koro_kokoro
    @koro_kokoro 3 года назад +2

    “They also won’t poke you with their horns while cuddling”
    I know it sucks, that’s the best part of succubi

  • @JT1698
    @JT1698 5 лет назад +20

    Succubutt: Did you know you're the only soul awake in this house? The light from your phone gave you away.
    Me: *Slowly peeks out from behind closet door with Night Vision goggles and Silver Slug Loaded shotgun.*

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 3 года назад +1

      @Jayden Cortez what the fuck is a Siri
      Is that a stand

  • @TheEggSlayer
    @TheEggSlayer 5 лет назад +24

    *portal opens*
    “OH BOY” :D
    *grabs double barrel shotgun from under the bed while e1m1’s theme play*
    “Ladies first”

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 4 года назад +7

    “Hurting you is the last thing I want to do. There’s a lot more on my list before that.”
    Me: *intense sweating*

  • @OutofTimeDateMind
    @OutofTimeDateMind 4 года назад +11

    Eleanora: *Says anything*
    Me: "What is your accent? Is it French? Russian?"

    • @tjmurphy9909
      @tjmurphy9909 4 года назад +4

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing 😂 I think it’s Russian

  • @kunta_kinte
    @kunta_kinte 5 лет назад +20

    My minds telling me no but my body is telling me YES

  • @maximumforce8275
    @maximumforce8275 5 лет назад +82

    Back up or ill call the doom guy

  • @thefreack1997
    @thefreack1997 4 года назад +4

    Them: this was a one way trip
    Me: I see this as an absolute win

  • @blueturret5596
    @blueturret5596 5 лет назад +39

    Enjoying this video so far. Both of your voice acting in this video is great. Stay awesome.

    • @popinder5009
      @popinder5009 5 лет назад

      dude, that was two different people

  • @OscarGreenworth
    @OscarGreenworth 5 лет назад +31

    Bro I'm sick of these surprise one way trips. Can I at least have time to pack my stuff and say goodbye to my mom? Premium content as always.

  • @shadow_my_beloved3137
    @shadow_my_beloved3137 5 лет назад +19

    “ which do you prefer human girl or demon girls “ the answer is clear

  • @ptsal3643
    @ptsal3643 4 года назад +4

    “Tell is what you’re thinking”
    Me: if my friends ever see my watch history my social life is ruined.

    • @Oxygen1004
      @Oxygen1004 4 года назад

      *jokes on you all if my friends are just as fucked up as me so it will only strengthen our bond*

    • @idontsellweed1535
      @idontsellweed1535 3 года назад

      Jokes on you i don't have friends

  • @dakotasan8719
    @dakotasan8719 4 года назад +7

    "Which do you prefer? Human girls or demon girls?" That is a loaded question.

  • @cloroxbleach7684
    @cloroxbleach7684 4 года назад +4

    Bring forth the holy hand Grenades

  • @darkwolf345
    @darkwolf345 5 лет назад +89

    Human girls or demon girls what's the difference 😂💯

  • @CartonSilk8
    @CartonSilk8 5 лет назад +20

    Good time to be alive, boys.

  • @CaptainJackedPickle
    @CaptainJackedPickle 4 года назад +8

    Succubi: "Your soul is beautiful"
    Me: Immersion lost 😓👿
    12:20

  • @mr.budderpie3538
    @mr.budderpie3538 4 года назад +9

    Her: "Did I forget to tell you this was a one way trip only?"
    I forgot to tell you the same thing...
    *loads super shotgun while heavy metal kicks up

    • @Christopher-N
      @Christopher-N 3 года назад +2

      "Knock it off, you two, this is a hospital!" -- Thornton Reed, _Garth Marenghi's Darkplace_

  • @KP123Playes
    @KP123Playes 4 года назад +3

    Her: Tell us what your thinking
    Me: *What is Oatmeal*

  • @lordhelheim7878
    @lordhelheim7878 5 лет назад +9

    Succubi:*gets in room*
    Me:i don't have time can't you tell im far too busy for this tonight?
    Succubi: what are you busy wi-
    Me: *Blasts Welcome To The Black Parade But it's played on the Big Ben and every note boosts the bass*

  • @Mr.Drew70
    @Mr.Drew70 5 лет назад +14

    The ultimate crossover

  • @Ahomelessfish
    @Ahomelessfish 5 лет назад +38

    They both a snack
    And I’m not talking about scooby

  • @comradeanatoli6624
    @comradeanatoli6624 5 лет назад +24

    “In just a short amount of time you’ve already seduced two succubi”
    Me-but I didn’t do anything

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi 5 лет назад +7

      And just like that you've become a harem protaganist

    • @comradeanatoli6624
      @comradeanatoli6624 5 лет назад +1

      Jay Spradley doesn’t that mean you too?

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi 5 лет назад +2

      @@comradeanatoli6624 We all protag down here

    • @comradeanatoli6624
      @comradeanatoli6624 5 лет назад +1

      Jay Spradley you sure are right

  • @frostfirex7467
    @frostfirex7467 5 лет назад +115

    0:12 first graders pretending to be asleep during a sleep over
    I also don’t know how I feel about being in the demon realm for the rest of eternity, but then again if they have snacks I’m gonna have to say bye to God and hello satan when’s the next picnic.

  • @sempitraum5541
    @sempitraum5541 5 лет назад +6

    I wasn't expecting this crossover, but I'm glad it happened.

  • @dasoncollins4584
    @dasoncollins4584 5 лет назад +11

    girl: There's no need to fear; we're not here to hurt you
    Me: you and 100 other succubi said the same thing

  • @bigshrimpin5093
    @bigshrimpin5093 4 года назад +3

    “You’re the only one awake at this hour.”
    Yes, I am fully aware of this. I do NOT need to be reminded of how FUCKING LONELY I am!

  • @williamcartertindale11
    @williamcartertindale11 4 года назад +7

    Succubi: ‘human, tell us what you’re thinking’
    My mind: if I can’t break my limiter on that’s set to 160 septillion, how am I supposed to awaken my final form?

  • @robertwyatt3912
    @robertwyatt3912 4 года назад +4

    Them: haha we be cute demon gorls.
    Me: I’m mugging you. Give me all your souls. I want power, not romance.

  • @S_Boomer98
    @S_Boomer98 5 лет назад +4

    With the way they giggled at the beginning, I feel like someone just told a joke behind my back.

  • @Hakimgrr_
    @Hakimgrr_ 5 лет назад +12

    As someone who has experienced similar hallucinations, i feel slightly uncomfortable, yet my friend down there insists to like it

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, honestly sleep paralysis hallucinations can be pretty bad, until you can control them like me that is.

    • @Asutoro
      @Asutoro 3 года назад +1

      😏

  • @percydavies5069
    @percydavies5069 4 года назад +11

    Her: witch would you perfure human girls or demon girls?
    Me: angel girls
    Both of them: -._-.

    • @D3ltakun
      @D3ltakun 4 года назад +1

      Take demon girls, they are at least honest and don't lie that they want to stab you.

    • @percydavies5069
      @percydavies5069 4 года назад +1

      Ok
      *mind* they're gonna oof me now

    • @williamcartertindale11
      @williamcartertindale11 4 года назад +1

      D3ltakun ye

  • @mato7937
    @mato7937 5 лет назад +10

    When you feel everything is over and you can't come back to the human realm, suddenly another portal opens and BFG Division starts playing
    Oh no

    • @shilopnamreg6468
      @shilopnamreg6468 5 лет назад +5

      Matías Alvarez “what is that big green thing coming towards me and my waifus? Wow it looks angry. Why is there heavy metal playing?”

  • @Vergil9O
    @Vergil9O 5 лет назад +21

    Nobody:
    Me: *sees thumbnail* I’ve seen enough “art” to know where this is going.

  • @professorbaelus627
    @professorbaelus627 5 лет назад +4

    As a doom player I'm very excited to visit hell again. I'm planning on making a break for Kadingir and getting the Gauss Cannon

    • @incarnation_of_immortality3422
      @incarnation_of_immortality3422 5 лет назад +2

      Then you realize that you actually have to do physical activity in hell
      You - This Isn’t like DOOM at all!
      The Denizens Of Hell -
      (... face palming for the new Dumbass ...)

  • @CantExpectGodToDoAllTheWork
    @CantExpectGodToDoAllTheWork 5 лет назад +10

    Part 1: "Are you hiding from me?" she says as I literally raced to the bathroom when the video started
    Part 2: Hiding under the bloody bed covers actually worked?!

    • @brojo5521
      @brojo5521 4 года назад

      oh you're finally awake

  • @chetter4418
    @chetter4418 5 лет назад +2

    You are both great in this, seriously great job, really fun audio. I have to say though LemonLeaf, I am taken back by your voice, it's just so pleasant. 😊

  • @angelo4916
    @angelo4916 5 лет назад +9

    4:05
    Actually, I have...
    *Multiple times..*

    • @frostfirex7467
      @frostfirex7467 5 лет назад

      I’ve had an assassin, been kidnapped by a yandere, and a a love fairy. I also had another demon but that one was summoned.

  • @angelus_solus
    @angelus_solus 4 года назад +2

    I think I'd be at a loss too if I were him. It's almost an emotional and mental overload! Two succubi wanting me to be their mate, AT THE SAME TIME?! At least I wouldn't feel terrified, just very timid and unsure how to react. So, I'd be stuck in the underworld with them, hmm? I'd just have to make the best of my situation. I guess as long as I have my quills, ink, some paper or parchment, basic scribe's tools and something to copy....I'd be okay.

  • @beezlebubboi5703
    @beezlebubboi5703 4 года назад +7

    Her: Go ahead human tell us what you're thinking
    Me: Alexa play BFG division

  • @acl1504
    @acl1504 5 лет назад +24

    Is it me, or I'm happy to hear your voice again?

  • @tharealgeneralgrievous
    @tharealgeneralgrievous 4 года назад +4

    “Look, i know my mythology, and my mythology tells me im gonna die by the end of tonight, so dig in!”

  • @ronaldaospeedweed148
    @ronaldaospeedweed148 5 лет назад +96

    Lady Lemonleaf, I'm here to warn you about an extremely handsome man leaving witty comments on the videos of only the most breathtaking women's ASMR videos. I'll keep my eyes out for him, rest assured.

  • @TrygveOni
    @TrygveOni 4 года назад +4

    18:56 I could give you an A because you're awesome, I give you a B because you're beautiful, I give a C because you're confident, and I give you the D because you deserve it...

    • @Vixen124
      @Vixen124 4 года назад +2

      Narrator reference

  • @SircleofWolves
    @SircleofWolves 4 года назад +3

    “Go ahead human, tell us what your thinking.”
    Me: bruh where tf do hamsters live outside of pet stores?

    • @pizzam4nn
      @pizzam4nn 3 года назад

      👁👄👁

    • @dipdop9734
      @dipdop9734 3 года назад +1

      Across Europe, Russia and Central Asia. They dig burrows and eat seeds and grasses.

  • @hd2tone
    @hd2tone 5 лет назад +7

    Thought there was gonna be a “No need to fear, The succubi are here!” Lol

  • @TheFakeEmassery
    @TheFakeEmassery 4 года назад +2

    Me as I realize that the demons look like two of the bodies that were in my basement

  • @JohnDoe-lg4ld
    @JohnDoe-lg4ld 5 лет назад +3

    I'm actually really interested in hearing a part two to this. Very well done

  • @YouStalkerFR
    @YouStalkerFR 3 года назад +1

    Her: "go ahead human. Tell us what your thinking"
    Brain: if I wait for the waiter.....am I a waiter too?

  • @tongs4706
    @tongs4706 5 лет назад +12

    I’m not clueless, I’m just trying to remember where I put my 50cal

    • @juiccypotato850
      @juiccypotato850 4 года назад +1

      Yo I think they stole it

    • @banyanclark3524
      @banyanclark3524 3 года назад +3

      @@juiccypotato850 oh crap. That was expensive...

    • @Christopher-N
      @Christopher-N 3 года назад +2

      Would you want to discharge a .50 caliber handgun in a basement, without ear protection?

    • @tongs4706
      @tongs4706 3 года назад +3

      @@Christopher-N yes

  • @ASH_HYPES_ALONE
    @ASH_HYPES_ALONE 4 года назад +2

    Me: *gets trapped in hell*
    Also me: My weapons, video games, and blueprints for more weapons. All gone...

  • @dysperdotted
    @dysperdotted 5 лет назад +9

    soru out here giving and getting features like she’s j. cole.

  • @idontsellweed1535
    @idontsellweed1535 3 года назад +1

    *"this is a one way trip"*
    Me who gets to go somewhere : *i see this as an absolute win

  • @OscarGreenworth
    @OscarGreenworth 5 лет назад +68

    If I heard female voices outside my door/window in the middle of the night, I'd hide under my covers. I'm a 23 year old man. I have a beard and everything.

    • @xgodofinfinityx7160
      @xgodofinfinityx7160 5 лет назад +6

      Well im a 15 yo boy and I would do the same thing

    • @ebobolina9780
      @ebobolina9780 5 лет назад +11

      I am 54 years old and I would fucking die

    • @KuroKaizer
      @KuroKaizer 5 лет назад +6

      Well if they were outside my window i would, im on the 3rd floor

    • @rogue_operator5565
      @rogue_operator5565 5 лет назад

      @@ebobolina9780 ѕдмз

    • @ebobolina9780
      @ebobolina9780 5 лет назад

      @@rogue_operator5565Что

  • @princeimrahil6557
    @princeimrahil6557 4 года назад +2

    "You really don't have a girlfriend? I guess you like human girls, but human girls don't like you. You have good luck with demons, though."
    Me: *uncontrollable sobbing*

  • @gabo8467
    @gabo8467 5 лет назад +13

    "Maybe you like human Girls, but human Girls don't like you"
    - You Just confirm the sadistic rumour of your kind...
    Ps: irl they Just declined their plans when They do that soul thing on me hahahahaa...

  • @erenjaeger3016
    @erenjaeger3016 5 лет назад +1

    My masochistic sense is *tingling* !!!

  • @anime_man6950
    @anime_man6950 5 лет назад +16

    Your guys voice is both so beautiful very great collab plz do another soon

  • @zombiemaniac2228
    @zombiemaniac2228 4 года назад +2

    "you are so adorable"
    Don't do that don't give me hope

  • @Sansmemelordover
    @Sansmemelordover 4 года назад +3

    “You’ll come with us won’t you?”
    Me: I’ve got nothing better to do.

  • @ShadowJokester_
    @ShadowJokester_ 4 года назад +2

    I feel so betrayed by the ending, lmao

  • @sikjingliang5880
    @sikjingliang5880 5 лет назад +4

    *hears laughing* looks like I'm dead
    (Loads previous game file to avoid death scene)

  • @DevilSlayer2077
    @DevilSlayer2077 Год назад +1

    her: Go ahead, human. Tell us what you're thinking.
    me: You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plaguies the Wise?

  • @yrnteao
    @yrnteao 5 лет назад +15

    lemonleaf could you please do a asmr reading of all of GMan's dialogue in half-life series

  • @latheradom4148
    @latheradom4148 4 года назад +3

    The last time I got a visit from a succubus she abused me and broke my rips

  • @voidgivenfocus
    @voidgivenfocus 5 лет назад +4

    Woahhh yet another amazing collab here Lily! Love the voice work from both of yall and as always you never fail to provide a cute and wholesome upload despite the spicy premise! 👍
    EDIT: Just made it to the end xD looks like it's one of *those* endings straight from your earlier uploads! Still love it though aaaa

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 3 года назад +1

    You know, at first when she said it was a one-way trip I started to think it was a big mistake. Then I realized nothing of value was lost in my disappearance and I don't have anything in this world to live for anyway. Besides, they seem nice enough.

  • @TheJerseyContour
    @TheJerseyContour 5 лет назад +4

    Girls laughing in the beginning
    Me : ah shit here we a go again.

  • @acuddle
    @acuddle 4 года назад

    That one was truely good ! Those adorable demons made me blush many times and definitely convinced me to follow them home...
    They definitely made good points, especially since they are the first to wonder why _a cuddle,_ of all people, would _somehow ever_ be sleeping alone 😌 !

  • @sombex1631
    @sombex1631 4 года назад +3

    Them: *enters my room*
    Me: Jokes on you I have no soul.

  • @nicholasjones1142
    @nicholasjones1142 3 года назад +1

    "Go ahead human, tell us what you're thinking...
    Me: Some dogs know a few human words while we humans don’t know a single woof

  • @natsudragneel7516
    @natsudragneel7516 5 лет назад +3

    I expected as much, a trip to literal Hell probably got no emergency exits

  • @adamenglish1154
    @adamenglish1154 5 лет назад +2

    Trust me when I say that I’ve just finished playing every Five Nights at Freddy’s game in a row you don’t know how much it can manage to keep you awake at night. I mean it