Yeah, to be honest, the protagonist in this wasn't very bright to believe a demon saying "your blood can be a substitute." It was very fun hearing the demon clearly manipulating the listener. Also, pastel blue. Very nice, that is actually my favourite colour.
Bailey Simpson Fear and the unknown leads to stupid decisions he or she should of try to remain calm but it could be hard since she could literally destroy us or the protagonist like you say
Her: what did you think you were doing with that Ouija board? Me: that was a Ouija board!? I thought I was playing Monopoly! Her: how long have you been dabbling in the super natural? Me: I contact the super natural Everytime I use the bathroom , truly terrifying. Her: I could do anything if I blew out these candles. Me: could you do a flip!?...........oh wait I wouldn't be able to see it, nevermind.
It's impressive how high-quality your videos have been from the get-go. You've got a great voice for ASMR, have a great use of ambience, and such delightfully dark stories. Really looking forward to seeing your channel grow!
Demon: you’ve gotten lucky this time Me: uhhh you’re not what I think you are right? Demon: I’ll help you out Me:..... Demon: love spells aren’t really my thing Me: oh fu-
"Most demons aren't stupid enough to respond to humans..." Okay... That's a little self-deprecating to start us off with, normally you ease into that kind of thing.
Number 15, Demon girl. This, horrifying video depicts a Yan-dairy talking to a human about a curse inflicted upon his voice in exchange for him getting subs.
Demon girl: *claims to help me with my crush, traps me in a soul gem so we can be together forever instead* Me: _Not exactly what I had in mind, but this will do._
Demoness: Oh don’t be surprised; what did you think was going to happen? Me: I’m not surprised you showed up; I’m surprised it took you this long to get here! BTW, not Human; more like, half Human-Reaper & Phoenix.
I don't like Yandere ASMR videos. However for LemonLeaf I have made an exception. And I was not disappointed. I thank you LemonLeaf for this video and for your time.
I quite enjoy the dark actually. It may house the unknown but not all of the unknown is bad. There are beautiful amazing things in the world that are unknown to us so I don't judge dark. 😊
@@tsundere6163 Even Shadows need a light to cast them. So if a demon eats me it's for nourishment so im not complaining. I eat animals for nourishment so let the circle continue. Also if that is true how do you know? Dead people tell no tails so you could have heard about it so that means you'd have to be... Hmm... Hey, are you a demon and angle or a reaper? No judgment just curious.
@@tsundere6163 Your, not the first one to say that sadly... Might not even be the last but if you're looking to get a soul from you'll only get half... Someone else has the other half but I don't know who... Wait a second... And the plot thickens...
The first time i watched this i didnt even realize that i got tricked until she pointed it out that she was after my soul instead [idk how i was obvious to that]
Demon girl: you’re all alone Me: oh really because there is someone else watching us right now and I’m sure you know him as the man who speaks in hands
"Why are you summoning demons?" "Well, I'm in a little bit of a funk so I planned to go see a psychic, but I don't remember anything from that day and now I'm missing a hand. So I figured I'd try a different angle."
Me : The Coronavirus is preventing me from getting Little Caesars Pizza, Can you give me some? Her : Hm, I didn’t think someone so innocent would ask for such a thing.
“So, little Bobby, why’d you go and summon the Demoness of Dark Places?” “I was bored, papa. Felt like breaking my protective hedge with whatever higher power exists up there, if any does.”
With good reason. Even I don't deal with them too much and it's my job to deal with demons in a permanent manner. Or at least as permanent a manner as you can get in the Warp.
@@piratejack6577 Aah but either terminology is acceptable and I prefer Demon because Daemon implies a helpful spirit, which none of these Warp Spawn are. Also thanks for the correction.
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16:30
Demon Girl: Humans are so weak.
DoomGuy: Am I joke to you?
*Heavy Metal Intensifies*
Stubby Dinglbutt lmfao
Demon girl: humans are so week
My virginity: am I a joke to you
Look at my picture this is what human evolution gives you
Demon Girl: Humans are so weak.
Russian Gopnik with vodka bottle while slav squatting: Am I a joke to you?
"We'll use your blood as a substitute!"
Oh, it's a setup, it's a setup, it's a setup...
You feel the sus once she said that “Alright this is where I go”
No no we won't won't fall
N I G E R U N D A Y O ! !
there's a traitor there's a mole it's a
peacetime overthrow down
Yeah I noticed immediately
0:22
*Her* "your all alone in your house playing with a Ouija board."
*Me* "how the hell do you use a Ouija board alone?"
By breaking a rule, play with someone instead by yourself
You can play with anything by yourself
Fluffernaut first Mistake using a ouija bored alone second mistake giving your real name third mistake not being Specific in what you are summoning
Hey hey it moved! Ah it was me I'm alone
Dylan Christman well hope you enjoy the next few seconds
Nobody:
Yandere Demon: *Rope pull 1.wav*
Why does this make me laugh
@@strats1590 i 2
Demoness; I would let you kiss my hand, but I don't want it to get dirty. But you can kiss my *shoe*
Discord ERP server; _let me lick it instead_
*How to summon cute demon gf*
wait this isn't google
Alexa how do i delete a comment.....
Wait..... This isnt Alexa
Technically it is since Google owns RUclips
It's easy, go to the deep web and get a very detailed body pillow
Say a random name 3 times.
Crone help me I'm scared
Demon Girl: “Don’t worry, you’ll be immortal this way.”
Fall Out Boy: “Am I a joke to you?”
For( century )
Is this some millennial joke I'm too young to understand?
I'm 19 btw
I enjoyed this comment throughy
@@andrewprahst2529 dude I'm 17 and I get this joke 😂
The Lord Tachanka Was never too into most music with lyrics as a whole I guess
Where can you get a Luigi board?
ruclips.net/video/sgpPoUjmuIY/видео.html
Kek
"Weegee" board
Burn But can you get a Waluigi board?
You can get it with your purchase of Luigi's Mansion 3.
She becomes a lot less scary when you realize your sketchers and a river dance can defeat her
Only when they light up, can they repel the demons
Van Helsing then: Silvered crossbow, holy cross and holy water bombs.
Van Helsing Now: Sketchers, holy water pistol and a Batman lava lamp.
@@kronksstronkstonks6360 the wonders of technology
😂😂
Just bring a Neon glowstick and you win
I can break these ropes!
Demon girl: "You can't break those ropes"
Uuurraaaggghhhh!
alright mkauf85 that joke was definitely a real sneeklapper
Peruano moment
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!
*harnesses inner doomguy power*
@@KyokuiGhostASMR Thoust canst breakest thoust cuffs!
*Reveals my crush likes a girl*
Me: Either my crush is bisexual or my sausage doesn't exist
WTF my PP gone ????
That's what happens when you make dirty comments. You thought your safe but your not, YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED!
@@anthonymontalvojr.7250 I don't wanna be that guy but.....
Your fly is down
And it's you're
OK. Took me too long to try and get this joke. Sorry bean god...
@@VivisSymphony Dude, you can't even see it! And why are looking down there anyway?!
Yeah, to be honest, the protagonist in this wasn't very bright to believe a demon saying "your blood can be a substitute." It was very fun hearing the demon clearly manipulating the listener. Also, pastel blue. Very nice, that is actually my favourite colour.
Bailey Simpson Fear and the unknown leads to stupid decisions he or she should of try to remain calm but it could be hard since she could literally destroy us or the protagonist like you say
Yep, that protagonist is denser than a black hole. But again he summons a freaking demon for such a stupid reason so nothing surprising.
I'd like to imagine some quality Seinfield theme playing when she reveals the ruse. That person was dumb.
Ya know its a roleplay right? YOU are the protagonist. There's a plot twist for ya.
It's that in the heat of the moment you kinda forget or outright ignore a lot
Try the ouji bourd by yourself they said.
It will be fun they said.
@Concerned DMO so you're telling me. That you "choked" on meme?
@Concerned DMO how
@Concerned DMO oh my bad. Don't drink anything when scrolling through the comment section.
Her: what did you think you were doing with that Ouija board?
Me: that was a Ouija board!? I thought I was playing Monopoly!
Her: how long have you been dabbling in the super natural?
Me: I contact the super natural Everytime I use the bathroom , truly terrifying.
Her: I could do anything if I blew out these candles.
Me: could you do a flip!?...........oh wait I wouldn't be able to see it, nevermind.
“I contact the super natural every time I use the bathroom” the best thing I’ve read in my life
Micah Williams Top tier comedy
Sweet I passed yes I can collect my 200$
Demon girl: humans r so weak
Stand and hamon users: am I a joke to u?
She has clearly never met our god Speedwagon
@@64kirbygamer yes indeed
Oi josuke, she talked trash about us
Persona users as well
Gives her a speedwagon foundation business card.
Demon girl: Hi there, human...
Me, playing a game: *SuP*
Same
Honestly
It's impressive how high-quality your videos have been from the get-go. You've got a great voice for ASMR, have a great use of ambience, and such delightfully dark stories. Really looking forward to seeing your channel grow!
thank you for this kind comment!
3:20
Her: “So human, who are you?“
Me: “I aM YOu !“
Her: “Wait wha-“
Me: **PIKACHU FACE**
Has horns, calls poeple draling....
Zero two is that you?
What i thought of when I heard the word darling
YO THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE, I lowkey look at the picture and realized
I see that resemblance now
Wait im pretty sure someone did that before zero two
Right as I was going to bed, dope, many thanks
"Humans are so weak"
Slav version of Doomguy with Vodka cannon blasting hard bass remix of BFG division: Am i a joke to you.
KingDracoX Vodka. Cannon. I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.
Vodka Cannon is Doomguy exclusive
Le epic Russia random funny
I think you’ve just made the perfect life form the perfect doom guy the Almighty suka blyet doom guy
Am i joke to you (in russian)
Just audibly said ‘aw YES’ when I saw this notification
This is what I get for asking the Wa Weg Board I got from a vegan if my co-worker was pregananant...
From concept to execution, this is perfect
Are you fucking kidding me?
@@Lord_Viscerate I think he's not
Demon: you’ve gotten lucky this time
Me: uhhh you’re not what I think you are right?
Demon: I’ll help you out
Me:.....
Demon: love spells aren’t really my thing
Me: oh fu-
SHHHHHHHHH,
I HAVE LEMONLEAF ONNNNN,
BE QUIEETTTTTT
Paully T. be very very quiet we’re head patting waifus hehehehehehehe
This character is enchanting and you voice her perfectly.
Thank you.
Woah, she feels soooo familiar. Where have I heard this...
Wait...
*Burger King foot lettuce*
CODE RED
Never expected you here
OH MY GOD
RED FLAG
DAMNIT I FELL FOR IT
Demon girl:"So human who are you?"
Me:"Yandere Demon Waifu ASMR Roleplay"
Demon girl:"Is that what you call a title?"
Hi Yandere Demon Waifu ASMR Roleplay, I’m dad
Hail Chan hi dad, I’m slowly losing the few scraps of sanity I have left!
Everybody loves yandere asmr anything
Everybody loves yandere asmr anything
Yee
Yandere Shrek ASMR
Well, I hope I accessorize well with her outfits at least...
Great video! 💙 I loved the build up. Perfectly executed!
I was not expecting to find you here so early on
“Why did you summon me”
For fun
"Most demons aren't stupid enough to respond to humans..."
Okay... That's a little self-deprecating to start us off with, normally you ease into that kind of thing.
I want to write out this entire script just so I can rehearse it in the top 15 voice
Number 15, Demon girl. This, horrifying video depicts a Yan-dairy talking to a human about a curse inflicted upon his voice in exchange for him getting subs.
“So, how about something more simple... Darling?”
Zero-Two?! I thought you were dead for good this time?!
I really appreciate and love how all your videos are like 20 minutes long, thank you so much🙌
" you're all alone in your house playing with your wedgie board"
Like hell I am, immersion broken!! Lol
@@theslimeassassin3287 They meant Weegie board. It summons the better of two brothers.
Crows' Nest It is actually spelled "ouija"
@@ItsAnH hoo boy
0:00
*gasp*
KILLER QUEEN
Every demon gangsta till the DOOM marine starts T-posing towards them
ruclips.net/video/u8GamLkNBlc/видео.html
Demon girl: *claims to help me with my crush, traps me in a soul gem so we can be together forever instead*
Me: _Not exactly what I had in mind, but this will do._
Demon: so you called on me to help you get your cru...
Me: * sees demon is a cute anime girl* Screw it I'm staying with you!
*Says "hey there" instead of hello there*
Me: *We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close*
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
In CAPTAIN REX Voice : I've got a bad feeling about this sir
IMPOSSIBLE, THE ARCHIEVES MUST BE INCOMPLETE!
@Thelonelygamer43 General Kenobi
Drat. I've been turned into a Crystal Gem.
First time?
You're immortal, *but trapped.*
*I AM SCARED AND CONFUSED--*
I like this sadistic LemonLeaf .
I wake up and see gout skull scp all the time but this time he said "you got a admirer." When i translated it i blushed to much for the hole day.
Can we make this quick, I have food in the microwave and it's 3:00 am
well that sure is a dang shame
felt that one real deep
You don't play with those boards alone that's a rule u know
“Throws the holy bible at them”
Y’all NEED BOOLDY JESUS!
"Darling"
*Darling in the Franxx flashbacks*
zero two always will be best girl
002 best girl
Demoness: Oh don’t be surprised; what did you think was going to happen?
Me: I’m not surprised you showed up; I’m surprised it took you this long to get here! BTW, not Human; more like, half Human-Reaper & Phoenix.
Me: *hear a thunderstorm*
Oh boi dat spooky
(Btw it's the ouija board [pronounced Wii Ja board] not the Luigi board)
you are not correct
@@oworcestershire7331 wii ya , sorry
I prefer to pronounce it as a weegee board
Luigi
Weegee
Wii ja
*There's a lot of Nintendo involved in there.*
I've listened to this about 3 times this week. I love it. OwO New sub
ORA!
"Are u afraid from the dark?"
Nop, im afraid of what is in the dark
16:30 Demon Girl: Humans are so weak
Me: Zero Two, is that you?
She even sounds like her :0
I don't like Yandere ASMR videos.
However for LemonLeaf I have made an exception. And I was not disappointed.
I thank you LemonLeaf for this video and for your time.
You ever listen to Dangerous she does some pretty damn good videos man trust me
@@jakobconger445 I have not heard of this dangerous girl. But is her name just dangerous? I'm not sure I'll be able to find her.
Her: usually demons aren't stupid enough to respond let alone materialise in the mortal realm
Me: uhhhhhhhh doesn't that make you stupid?
She attac
She protec
But most importantly
She lack the might
Thunder strike in beginning I was like “Oh fffff no man”
Demon - hi
Me - “ffffffffffuuuuuuu”
tbh i'd let a demon, girl or guy haunt and control me physically, i wouldn't care, having someone keeping me company is all i want :D
This is very deserving of a sequel.
I quite enjoy the dark actually. It may house the unknown but not all of the unknown is bad. There are beautiful amazing things in the world that are unknown to us so I don't judge dark. 😊
The dark is where the demons will grab your legs and pull you down into the unknown and dismember and eat your body
@@tsundere6163 Even Shadows need a light to cast them. So if a demon eats me it's for nourishment so im not complaining. I eat animals for nourishment so let the circle continue. Also if that is true how do you know? Dead people tell no tails so you could have heard about it so that means you'd have to be... Hmm... Hey, are you a demon and angle or a reaper? No judgment just curious.
@@tsundere6163 Your, not the first one to say that sadly... Might not even be the last but if you're looking to get a soul from you'll only get half... Someone else has the other half but I don't know who... Wait a second... And the plot thickens...
this is not
where i thought this thread would go
Oh Dear it seems we summoned another Demon again
QUICK
GET *THE HOLY GLOWSTICK*
*Grabs uranium fuel rod with religious intent*
The first time i watched this i didnt even realize that i got tricked until she pointed it out that she was after my soul instead [idk how i was obvious to that]
Why'd you summon me, human?
*E1M1 slowly begins building*
"BFG intensifies"ruclips.net/video/MXSZyonCc7c/видео.html
Demon girl: you’re all alone
Me: oh really because there is someone else watching us right now and I’m sure you know him as the man who speaks in hands
Did someone the hand
I made this 3 months ago
Okuyasu Nijimura ZA HANDO
Glitchy Bastion yes and no
Gasters always watching
That was an experience.
Very nice lemonsqueeze! Nice vid as always! Very relax
Yandere asmrs are the stuff
"Why are you summoning demons?"
"Well, I'm in a little bit of a funk so I planned to go see a psychic, but I don't remember anything from that day and now I'm missing a hand. So I figured I'd try a different angle."
Me : The Coronavirus is preventing me from getting Little Caesars Pizza, Can you give me some?
Her : Hm, I didn’t think someone so innocent would ask for such a thing.
YAY ITS UP
I sell my soul to this demon😍
you need Jesus
“I wonder what color your soul will be”
Bold of you to assume I have one
"cw: horror?"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "horror?"!?
WHY DO YOU ADD A QUESTION MARK!?
WHY DO YOU PLAY WITH MY EXPECTATIONS!?
Oh shit, I knew we shouldn’t have played with the Luigi board...
She started talking about essence being necessary and I knew what was going to happen.
Oo that rain sounds and loli voice😍💓 its perfect!👌💗
@@barneybetsington7501 Daddy Kindler
Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.
I still can’t believe I’ve been here since the very first video. I’m watching this awesome channel grow
16:30
Demon girl: humans are so weak.
Me turn ssgss: am I a joke to you?
*Demon is about to encase my soul in diamond for eternity* me, *grabs a gun* "YOU WILL NEVER TRAP A COMERADE"
*leaps up and looks around in absolute terror* 😲
“So, little Bobby, why’d you go and summon the Demoness of Dark Places?”
“I was bored, papa. Felt like breaking my protective hedge with whatever higher power exists up there, if any does.”
Why does she sound like chills at the start of the video
Indeed
OooOOOoo!!!
My exact reaction when I saw I t was on
This yandere sure is tsundere.
Demon: Oh, so this is a new Hobby?
Me: Hmm. Is it concerning that this is the least strange thing that's happened to me this week?
Her: before we get down to business
Me: TO DEFEAT, THE HUNS!!!
We dont allow ouji boards in my house
With good reason. Even I don't deal with them too much and it's my job to deal with demons in a permanent manner. Or at least as permanent a manner as you can get in the Warp.
@@piratejack6577 Aah but either terminology is acceptable and I prefer Demon because Daemon implies a helpful spirit, which none of these Warp Spawn are. Also thanks for the correction.
Lord Inquisitor Sec good to meet another Lord inquisitor
As soon as she said she said they were special to her I knew this would happen
"Humans are so silly."
Me: yep. We do that.
This is why we have Doomslayer.
*Heavy Metal Intensifies*
Being trapped in a gem sounds so damn depressing.
her what did you expect when you used a Ouija board.
me a ghost
The first sentence alone made me realize, it was just a hearteater.
Sooooooo, she's powerless at daytime?
Demon: "Humans are so dumb"
Me: And yet, you say you like them.
XxMochi YTxX probably looks at humans like you how Would look at a adorable dog
DoomGuy: *Am I a freaking joke to you?*