Her: at least an old grandma wouldn't flirt with you Me: as someone who has worked at an old folks home , I can tell you thats completely not true. Them old ladies have some grabby hands. Her: since I've been teasing you, here is your chance for revenge Me: *takes out Lazer pointer* oh this is gonna be fun.
I'm a dark-colored headgehog with red stripes, white gloves, jet boots, control rings, a gun, and a Harley Davidson. *FIGHT ME* (ignore my profile pic)
14:30 Her: Which do you value more in a relationship? Me: Definitely Words of affirmation but lets see what she picks Her: Ah! Words of Affirmation Me: *Looks at camera for spyware* 😂😂😂
@@wizzardog3335 hahahah that is very funny haha its like that thing where the guy gets the chocolate in the peanut butter, or the peanut butter in the chocolate
I love how Wholesome this is, you are so good at it. I have not tried your Spoopy story's. I'm not into that stuff, but your Wholesome stuff is my everything, I come back to this stuff again and again. It lifts my spirits day after day. I know your thing is your Spoopy, and I encourage you to keep doing it. And so all I have left to say is keep up the good work.
You can't tell me she's a not huge poly chad with like 5 partners the way she's running this shop Also tbh i could imagine Callie having something like this as a sidehustle hsjkdhkjh
LemonLeaf ASMR really off-topic reply but congrats on 10k subs! I knew this day would come and it's something you truly deserve. I can't wait to see you and your channel grow even more from here! :D
I was suprized when she mentioned love languages, and doubly suprized when she listed all of my love languages in order. Also cat girls and cat puns are the best! Mew X3
Thanks for this. It’s really relaxing, and the 4th wall stuff was incorporated into the message (if you will) quite well. It actually reminds me a bit of Undertale in that the character feels real. Also very relaxing. Great job.
This is still one of my favourites from you, and there's a lot of competition, because I love the majority of your videos. This is also still one of my favourite pics of yours. They filled the void left by CapitalASMR's indefinite hiatus.
It's probably one of my preferred ASMRs, it has meta humor, very well targeted personal attention, and a neko witch I just want to love all the time because of her puns and teasing 😍. I like the constant reassurance too and how she explains how it causes clingyness, and the doubt too, as a cartesian~ ! A smart, wise and philosophical character I wish was real 🥺.
Yay, thanks for this. I love happy asmr stories. I use these videos to relax and the ones that end terribly always leave me feeling queasy and just, bad...
her: Which love language do you like? me: Words of affirmation by far bro her: Ah, word’s of affirmation it is then! me: what did this video just hear me her: How about a second one? me: oh… well, yknow. physical touch sounds good her: Physical touch? me: geT OUT OF MY ACTUAL BRAIN D:
7:52 w-wh- how did you- i thought- but- i didn't- but i- 8:38 HOW DID YOU- I HADN'T- HOW- PSYCHIC?! 9:18: REPENT, DEMON! 10:33 Yes please. 11:05 YES PLEASE. 16:00 * existential crisis time * 18:59 "I'll even teach you one of my killer moves.." Shiro imagining what comes next : * lemon sweeps our leg * Thanks for reading this weird response thing! I probably won't do it again lol
Fool me once (7:52), shame on you Fool me twice (8:38), shame on me Fool me three times (9:18), you're officially that guy, you know the one, the one that goes "Mmmm my dad bought it for me, it's a/an (insert missing JonTron reference here)" no FACK YOU!
So this witch talks us out of using a manipulative love potion, boosts our self-confidence, teaches us flirting techniques, and offers to date us if we get rejected? She's not the heroine we deserve, but the one we need.
Honestly, I’m an anxiety filled little freak, and your videos is the best solution for it I’ve had in a long time, anytime I’m about to breakdown and cry or grab a knife and stab someone’s eyes out I can just listen to your videos and it’ll make me forget about whatever happened
"have you tried flirting? you just have to put in a little effort" ha, if only it worked that way. so, anyways...how much do i owe you for this magical potion that'll make someone care about me?
Plot twist: she didn't even make any magic stuff, love potions aren't even a thing. It's just her way of teaching people how to get closer to their crush on their own.
Awesome to see another upload. Appreciate them. Really good so far. You do cat girls really well. Other people are a bit too over the top with them. Keep up the great work!
Aww the five love languages. I actually often consider those in people. Makes me more receptive to how people feel in different situations. Haven't heard it from anyone in ASMR before though, cool.
From 7:54 to 9:18. She predicted all three of what I responded with. Now this feels more than just listening to an asmr video. Either she heard me, or she can read my mind.
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Her: at least an old grandma wouldn't flirt with you
Me: as someone who has worked at an old folks home , I can tell you thats completely not true. Them old ladies have some grabby hands.
Her: since I've been teasing you, here is your chance for revenge
Me: *takes out Lazer pointer* oh this is gonna be fun.
LASER POINTER omg why didn't i think of that
@@LemonLeafASMR happy to give you ideas for future cat antics maam 😊
*in the voice of the Flipagram roasts*
Wait till you see the... Ahahahaha, oh no no no, uhuhuuuh...... *Wheeze*
I thought you were going to say Lazer musket
@@justamalfunctioningai7940 I'm off duty as a minute man at this time lol
"Do you fall in love with every cute girl you meet?"
*Without hesitation* "Yes."
Omg same
Yep same hear to
Without a doubt.
Bruh can you like untie me so i can leave
Same
"do you fall in love with every cute girl you meet"
how did she know 🥺
Me maybe I take anything
XD same
M e
@@suut you
I mean to be fair that is partly her fault
_stop breaking the fourth wall you're scaring me_
She even afterwards included the 3 love languages she laid out for the character I was dying by the end
*What if she was breaking a potentially existing fifth, sixth (etc, etc) wall?*
@@gameman3981
*_HOW MANY WALLS IS SHE ABLE TO BREAK?!_*
@@Fireheart04
That's a very good question.
I was about to fall asleep until I heard that fourth wall break which creeped the hell out of me
Unlike Fallenshadow, it doesn't sound like you're dying inside with every "nya"
it's because i'm cat girl weeb trash through and through
@@LemonLeafASMR Stage 10: Acceptance
LemonLeaf ASMR will you be raiding 51 with us and the Kyle’s?
Hey no trashing fallenshadow
@@wantinganutthatbeginswitha9904 agreed
"Khajiit has potion, if you have coin."
*What is it, Khajiit?*
no, worse,
im pregnant
You will make a great carpet Khajiit
I love skyrim
You'll make a fine rug, cat
A good end?
Lucky for you that's what I like.
Good to see that you have standards.
@@doesnormalityexist ayy! Nice one.
@@doesnormalityexist nice
A polite one I see Mr. Professional.
@@doesnormalityexist Damn that was fucking smooth.
Can we have a sequel where it doesn't work with the crush and we fall in love with the witch?
We must make p e t I t I o n
@@turbocavalli I'd sign it
Y e s
I feel like that undercuts the message of the entire video. (○_○)
@@coranbaker6401 I'm all about undercutting the message and taking the easy way out tho
“If the illusion is perfect, is it really an illusion at all?” Never thought I would get such a good quote from an asmr video, I loved the wall break
I wanted wolf and I got Neko. Well I am a cat person so i am considering this to be an upgrade.
Frost: I see this as an absolute win!
We came looking for copper.
But we found gold
At this moment this comment has 69 likes. Nice
I'm a dark-colored headgehog with red stripes, white gloves, jet boots, control rings, a gun, and a Harley Davidson. *FIGHT ME* (ignore my profile pic)
Big pp time
my face when description says it has a good end :D
"you just got to play up your charm"
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
**Dont do that**
Eat more Lucky charms
Your videos are always nice to listen to. Your cat puns are top notch as well. Great job as always.
You really have to own the cat puns for them to just work, lol
14:30
Her: Which do you value more in a relationship?
Me: Definitely Words of affirmation but lets see what she picks
Her: Ah! Words of Affirmation
Me: *Looks at camera for spyware*
😂😂😂
Same, also correction on that time stamp: 7:43
"And whisper into their ear.......
I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm a gnome and you've been gnomed"
Or "it's free real estate."
Uno reverse card
@@cinnamontoastboi4017 An ad played before I saw the video, So I Win!
OH NO, YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!
Person 1: "YOU GOT UNDERTALE IN MY ASMR!"
Person 2: "YOU GOT ASMR IN MY UNDERTALE!"
What standers
@@carsonmecall1384 the Upstanders and Downstanders. Everybody stands.
Cat papyrus:
NYA HA HA (Nyeh + Nya)
@@wizzardog3335 hahahah that is very funny haha its like that thing where the guy gets the chocolate in the peanut butter, or the peanut butter in the chocolate
I love how Wholesome this is, you are so good at it. I have not tried your Spoopy story's. I'm not into that stuff, but your Wholesome stuff is my everything, I come back to this stuff again and again. It lifts my spirits day after day. I know your thing is your Spoopy, and I encourage you to keep doing it. And so all I have left to say is keep up the good work.
"Your fly is undone~"
"I'm wearing sweatpants~"
This is beyond science...
Hah! I'm not even wearing pants! ...wait, where'd they go?
Wait h u h
I love everything about this. Never change Lemon.
Her : '' if you have nothing in common then what will you do? ''
Me: HenTAi
You know, I shouldn't say I relate, but that'd be a lie.
um im sorry but wtf?
@@mrfinale9134 don't act like they're not right.
@@Achillunes they arent but ok
You can't tell me she's a not huge poly chad with like 5 partners the way she's running this shop
Also tbh i could imagine Callie having something like this as a sidehustle hsjkdhkjh
“chad”
I’m sorry, I think you meant *degenerate.*
Oh no here it comes... THE CAT PUNS, OH GOD PLEASE NO.
Please yes!
You cat miss the puns
You think their is a biological reason I make cat puns? Of course not.
Somehow that makes it worse
Finally, another great video! Love this new little witch and reminded me why your smooth way of talking is perfect for asmr. Keep it up! :D
thank you for another kind comment!!
Did I see you on the April 1st fallenshadow livestream? I think I did but ain’t sure
Card Hopper hmm maybe lol
LemonLeaf ASMR really off-topic reply but congrats on 10k subs! I knew this day would come and it's something you truly deserve. I can't wait to see you and your channel grow even more from here! :D
I was suprized when she mentioned love languages, and doubly suprized when she listed all of my love languages in order. Also cat girls and cat puns are the best! Mew X3
A like and a comment onto a 2 year old video because her voice is THAT worth it, and this particular script is very well done.
"Dont just stand there blushing."
Me: "No I'm not I'm just.........TOTALY FREAKED OUT HERE😨😵!"
Ladies and Gentlemen We got em'
I was going to sleep but noooo! LemonLeaf posts a video and now I can't sleep even though it is 4 am cuz I am obligated to watch. God damnit!
Lovin' that fourth wall break 16:00 assuming it was intentional
"Does it matter if it's a script?"
Too deep, *TOO DEEP!!!*
I really like how she emphasizes the importance of understanding & connecting with your crush & yourself. Really necessary stuff for everyone to know.
"Your fly is undone."
You sure you didn't do that?
Oh, hell no!
Her: "Your fly is undone"
Me: "You do realize I might have done that on PAWpose just to make you laugh, as you are my crush"
Power plays
@@wizzardog3335 Don't
I actually got kinda flustered and it felt good what’s happening
whoa, i've seen your art evolve from your first uploads till now, this witch is by far the best!
tldr: nice job on the art, genuinely.
BROTHER, I NEED AN APOTHECARY!!
if y'all get the 40k reference
Aight let me just smack you in the face with this giant drill real quick
THEIR SHELTER SHALL BECOME THEIR TOMB
I’m starting to have a hard time believing that you have a good ending for this...
Edit: Oh, ok.
it's a good end, i pawmise!
@@LemonLeafASMR why........... that pun was terrible. Maybe you should let it brew a little longer next time
(Yes I did just reply a year later)
@@sabakunopuraurapersonal2439 yea that would have been great
This is my favourite asmr of all time. Love coming back to it. Makes me smile every time
I think this might be my nyew favourite video from you. And like I said on Twitter, that bow on the tail is an adorable classic.
Her:" i make love potions-"
Me: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!
And then i heard the price, left with my last bit of hope in that wretched shop.
Lemon leaf very cute you're cat pun very funny has anyone told you have most beautiful voice
You have gotten really good at this. I blushed a lot under this recording and I think you left me with a good message.
Thank you (:
How about a asmr date with a catgirl witch, as a request =D ?
Lucaz Frechen i second this
3rd signed
I 5000000000000th this
me too
This is so wholesome i love it
One of the best voices ever.
The good advice in this just makes me smile. And the cat puns keep me coming back anyway.
Thanks for this. It’s really relaxing, and the 4th wall stuff was incorporated into the message (if you will) quite well. It actually reminds me a bit of Undertale in that the character feels real. Also very relaxing. Great job.
This is still one of my favourites from you, and there's a lot of competition, because I love the majority of your videos. This is also still one of my favourite pics of yours. They filled the void left by CapitalASMR's indefinite hiatus.
Good ends are getting harder to find I appreciate it.
It's probably one of my preferred ASMRs, it has meta humor, very well targeted personal attention, and a neko witch I just want to love all the time because of her puns and teasing 😍.
I like the constant reassurance too and how she explains how it causes clingyness, and the doubt too, as a cartesian~ ! A smart, wise and philosophical character I wish was real 🥺.
All these puns are purrfect :> making me laugh instead of sleep
I love how everyone ignores the fact she dropped a reality perception redpill halfway through
you're killing it so far this year
Yay, thanks for this. I love happy asmr stories. I use these videos to relax and the ones that end terribly always leave me feeling queasy and just, bad...
her: Which love language do you like?
me: Words of affirmation by far bro
her: Ah, word’s of affirmation it is then!
me: what did this video just hear me
her: How about a second one?
me: oh… well, yknow. physical touch sounds good
her: Physical touch?
me: geT OUT OF MY ACTUAL BRAIN D:
Not diminishing anything else in LemonLeaf's great body of work, but this one is my top favorite.
Hands down You are the best roleplay asmrist
7:52 w-wh- how did you- i thought- but- i didn't- but i-
8:38 HOW DID YOU- I HADN'T- HOW- PSYCHIC?!
9:18: REPENT, DEMON!
10:33 Yes please.
11:05 YES PLEASE.
16:00 * existential crisis time *
18:59 "I'll even teach you one of my killer moves.."
Shiro imagining what comes next : * lemon sweeps our leg *
Thanks for reading this weird response thing! I probably won't do it again lol
Fool me once (7:52), shame on you
Fool me twice (8:38), shame on me
Fool me three times (9:18), you're officially that guy, you know the one, the one that goes "Mmmm my dad bought it for me, it's a/an (insert missing JonTron reference here)" no FACK YOU!
@@wizzardog3335 I AIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN'G ANY OF THAT SHET!
This character is WAY TOO GOOD at flirting! I'm jealous! I want to be able to playfully flirt this well
For some reason I just love the way you say the word 'right' i cannot replicate that sound 😅
"good end"
Thanos:
*Impossible*
Your whispering has stolen my ❤️.
I've never been in love that much in my entire life.
0:14
i swear that meow scared the hell out of me XD
This gave me ASMR tingles and metaphysical tingles. 10/10
"If its a perfect ilusion, it is really an ilusion at all?"
Hm, i did not come here for a midnight existencial crisis but guess we're doing that now
This is really a super well written script!
Great vid! Loved the subtle 4th wall breaking in this one
Bless this video, exactly what anyone watching this video probably needs to hear.
Whoooaaaaa, that audio panning from side to side!
Excellent job, very well done. You nailed it!
Reminds me of _Capital's_ "Valentines Witch" Roleplay - and i totally loved that one as well.
*Bursts into witches room*
Throws laser pointer in room
"It's gonna get *cat* astrophic in here *purr* ity soon"
Cat girl: *out now*
"Do You Fall In Love With Every Cute Girl you Meet or Just The Ones with Cat Hears?"
I Feel Personally Attacked on My Neko Fetish
So this witch talks us out of using a manipulative love potion, boosts our self-confidence, teaches us flirting techniques, and offers to date us if we get rejected?
She's not the heroine we deserve, but the one we need.
Agreed
Honestly, I’m an anxiety filled little freak, and your videos is the best solution for it I’ve had in a long time, anytime I’m about to breakdown and cry or grab a knife and stab someone’s eyes out I can just listen to your videos and it’ll make me forget about whatever happened
What a hilarious meta-narrative you worked into the story there.
4th wall breaking. I LOVE IT!
"potion seller, i require your strongest potions"
"have you tried flirting? you just have to put in a little effort"
ha, if only it worked that way. so, anyways...how much do i owe you for this magical potion that'll make someone care about me?
"what love language do you want the most"
𝙈𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣:
FRENCH
a ASMR thats inspirational and motivational
sure why not
This video is so cool that I've never finished watching it full
We need a part 2 of this.
Why is this the only vid from you that gives me tingles
I need a part 2 ppplllleeeaaasseeee! Great job !!
"Can you feel your heart swing?"
"No, im dead inside :-)"
we are all, that's why we are here
This is straight up amazing... so good
Plot twist: she didn't even make any magic stuff, love potions aren't even a thing. It's just her way of teaching people how to get closer to their crush on their own.
Nice video as always keep up the good work
Awesome to see another upload. Appreciate them. Really good so far. You do cat girls really well. Other people are a bit too over the top with them. Keep up the great work!
Still my fav asmr video, great job ❤
Aww the five love languages. I actually often consider those in people. Makes me more receptive to how people feel in different situations.
Haven't heard it from anyone in ASMR before though, cool.
Foqqin Softest voice of all time
The loud nyan at the beginning startled me but still, good asmr!
Im glad the description reassures me that this will end good. Can't trust these ASMR witches man
I know right? The last time I did have an 'encounter' i had me hand chopped off
Am i the only one who's gonna mention that i love the fourth-wall breaks?
Neko: what did you expect? A grandma? An old hag
Me: well...more like...you know....human
From 7:54 to 9:18. She predicted all three of what I responded with. Now this feels more than just listening to an asmr video. Either she heard me, or she can read my mind.
*REEEEEE NEKO WITCH WEE WOO WEE WOO*
i just watched the horror one now i cant see this video as wholesome
also its nice to know of someone that calls people cutie as much as i do
Came for the flirting and cat puns, Stayed for the existentialism
this was amazing!