You've never been in an upscale bar with a well-trained, suited bartender mixing drinks, have you? That's how they all talk. It is called professionalism. It requires a certain amount of eloquence, and if you're mixing up a $400 drink, you damn well better be explaining to me every aspect of the cocktail, from the booze you're mixing, to the ice cubes you're using, to the glass you're pouring it into. As far as I can tell, Corey seems to be an excellent bartender. Perhaps he seemed a little slow in speech because Pio here seems to have just a ruidmentary grasp on the English language?
@@michaels2136 That too, but you know the man was spoken to before the video on every detail. You can't film in a private business without a permit or without notifying employees. It's beyond staged.
@@MusicalSavior23 oh, of course it is. There are no pathrons in the bar...its obviously a closed set. My point was merely that the bartender would provide the same level of eloquence and explaination to anyone else.
So, The absinthe that's worth more than he makes in a year and is over 100 years old is measured normally but the cognac that's only 8k is measured with a spear?
LnTc Zeta he probably doesn’t even use an half ounce which is maybe why he doesn’t use the spear? But still, conventional pouring it I guess he can still spill idk 🤷🏻♂️
Actually in his case his organs are small but they basically can handle and perform as well as a average sized man. I mean like ofc he cant take in as much air as an average size man but its strong and can handle cigs if he smokes unlike a chil where if they were to smoke itd be worse on them. So his liver may be smaller but it can handle alcohol like a champ haha
Marco Mark Productions ppl think he just has stunted growth, which is true, but ppl don't realize that because of this condition, his brain also hasn't fully developed so his mental age is of a child.. crazy to think about.
I know it was staged but I like how the bartender said, " Your not slapping my bar politely " You can show authority with out cussing voice yelling or name calling
A bartender once told my friends and I, “if you’re gonna complain about the price, you shouldn’t be here ordering drinks you can buy at your liquor store.” Two of us proceeded to pay for seven 2 oz shooter of Hennessy/Courvoiser Cognac for $20 each. Stupid pride made me hurt my wallet.
Bartender: “This particular Cognac hails from a region in Southern France where they’re also known for their wonderful Vineyards, and winery’s.” Pio: “oook! He poot dee cop onda dee botella en may mi dreenk.”
I can imagine BET telling these people that they want to promote their bar but they're gonna send a 27 year old Dominican man who looks like a baby to do it.
Bartender spoke to him like he is a child. So clear and elaborating.
It's uhhhh clearly fake.
You've never been in an upscale bar with a well-trained, suited bartender mixing drinks, have you? That's how they all talk. It is called professionalism. It requires a certain amount of eloquence, and if you're mixing up a $400 drink, you damn well better be explaining to me every aspect of the cocktail, from the booze you're mixing, to the ice cubes you're using, to the glass you're pouring it into. As far as I can tell, Corey seems to be an excellent bartender. Perhaps he seemed a little slow in speech because Pio here seems to have just a ruidmentary grasp on the English language?
@@michaels2136 That too, but you know the man was spoken to before the video on every detail. You can't film in a private business without a permit or without notifying employees. It's beyond staged.
@@MusicalSavior23 oh, of course it is. There are no pathrons in the bar...its obviously a closed set. My point was merely that the bartender would provide the same level of eloquence and explaination to anyone else.
@@michaels2136 I know my man. It's just hilarious to me how the original commenter took it so seriously.
Just to clarify for everyone who thinks this is highly irresponsible and illegal, Pio is 23 years old.
Fire784 his body is a ten year olds so yes it’s irresponsible
@@92subi92 no, he can do what he wants because he's an adult
@@92subi92 he got maney, yes he can
Fire784 no he’s not
Fire784 he’s 26
“You’re not slapping my bar”
JaqoBlaque lmfao had me dying
😭😭😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣
I died on that part 😂😂😂😂😂
you're not slapping my bar lol
Ha!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love that part! 😆😂🤣😂😆😂 ✋💥🍸🍷🍾🥃
😂😂😂😂⚰
Shit killed meh bro
I love a bartender who knows what they’re talking about and what they’re doing
The absentha is actually from spain, thats a bartender that cant distinguish bteween french and spanish...
Vulpinex I noticed that too lol
Yung Sorrow not hard when there’s a script ........ o.0
Leor Ingall again. Script 📝. Everything is scripted. From tv to radio to movies. Sorry I had to be the one to break it to you bud.
Vulpinex looks as if the label had Switzerland flag on it I believe he said something along the lines of it being from Europe I’m not sure though
The only English pio knows is “we out here” and “you know the vibes”
Ross hansen I kinda wanna throw a dictionary at him and see if he cries
😂😂😂😂
I was like damn bro sound worse then the people who be on the phone when u have a problem with your phone or whatever etc lol
Pimpy Ninjah damm just remembered I commented on this wtf 1k likes lmao
@@connormcpike7976 DAMNN
They’ve probably refilled that history bottle about a hundred times with some crown lol
Mr Aka wouldn’t be surprised.
i would tell if it was crown its prob a mixture of cheap whiskeys
🤣😂
Your hilarious 😂 you just slapped us all into reality lol
Lmfao otc
Yowwwww 🤣😀🤣🤣... the bartender needs his own show LMAO..The intro is too much 😂
Здд ддздзздззк00кккккккк00000к000кккккккккк000кдк0кп000к0з0дзкд000000кзкз0кккпккзк0к0кккпз0к0ккк0п0дкп0ккккк0ккк0ккккккпк0кпкккдкк0з0к0000пкккк0з0
Oh he will after that one
‘We’re gonna use the spear because it measures exactly half oz’
‘Why do you use the spear?’
Lol lol
That’s funny 😆😆
Im starting to think he really is a kid
😂😂😂
😂
This manager was really nice, polite and professional
Are you him?
I enjoyed this video even more because of the manager. He made it more enjoyable because of all that you pointed out about him.
J Griff it's upscale he got a suit on too..lol
J Griff professional Bartender..lol funny shit too
It was scripted.
So this is the new Huggies commercial everybody been talkin about.
🙆😂😂😂😊
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best advert, new and improved huggies
New huggies has alcohol in it
💀
Cold blooded🤣🤣🤣
Pio: I'm not a baby
Also Pio: *drunk off 2 sips and spinning around the seat*
Yo Joe - Pio born 1993.
All these months I’ve been seeing these thumbnails and not clicking thinking this was a bad ass child 😂😂
Hahahaha
lol
You better start binge watching! 😁
omg same
🤣🤣
“Must prove he’s not a baby first” lmaoooooooo
169 likes
NICE
Should have just rubbed a little on his gums
john esqueda Lmmfao
This comment is golden somebody is still trying to figure it out 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teething hard over here!!
😂😂😂💀
Homeboy said you're not slapping my bar 😂😂😂 I know that's right!
Cheapnista 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
like where'd dat energy come from 🤣🤣
i felt that 😂😂😂
😂
Next video: Pio try most expensive baby formula
😂😂
😂😂😂💀💀💀
You can have my soul after that comment
lol u did him wrong
Easy, Aussie baby formula bought buy a Chinese 😂😂😂 (only aussies would get this reference)
When ur parents say stay a kid as long as u can I guess he got the memo lmao😆😆
This comment should have more likes lol
Underrated comment
The most blursed comment ive ever seen in youtube
Stopppppp lol
he found the fountain of extreme youth
Imagine going in a bar and seeing a kid drinking some expensive alcohol
He is 23
@@sweatsclan3692 25
@@YoFxlconOfficial oh my bad
26*
@@YoFxlconOfficial wait fr? I thought this whole video was a meme fr
Pio:”Im no baby”
Pio after a sip: *stumbles*
“I like to stay sober behind the bar” that’s the biggest cap a bartender would ever say
Coke, lots of adderall and coke. The ones that get drunk usually fail.
If someone asked me if I wanted some right after I see them take a sip of the drink I’d probably make an excuse like that too
This ain't your normal bartender
@@theheebyjeebies7322 True lol if he got abit tipsy and his hand slipped abit while pouring cognac then that’s his whole years wages gone 🤣🤣🤣
Y'all remember the Dave chapelle stand-up where the baby was selling weed...
Hey baby go home
@Denis Z
OMG....😂😂😂😂😂😂
Denis Z good 1 🤣🤣🤣
"HEY BABY!!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@denisz2274 lmfao hard !!!!!
He looks like he doesn’t understand a word🤣
Mohamed Kante probably not considering English is second language 🤷🏽♀️👀
you're really weird
did you?
He speaks like it too
Cause thats not hsi language hes from DR (Dominic Republic)
He mustve looked like a fetus when hes 10
😂
Nkkilla 1235 it was a joke
Lmao
🤣
What did he look like when he was 1? A single cell organism ? Haha
When he had a little fit when he told him too go get hes I.D. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Is this black chucky
Before reading the comments I really thought that he is a baby.
DESTRUCTIVEKID PUBGM how old is he
23yr
me: I’m gonna go to sleep early tonight
Also me at 2 am:
I read this at exactly 2am
“A gentleman doesn’t get a drunk at a bar”....I guess I’m not a gentleman 😂😂😂😂
Nobody Pio
“ ☺️ it smell goo”
😭 i was wheezing
“Nobody Pio”
So, The absinthe that's worth more than he makes in a year and is over 100 years old is measured normally but the cognac that's only 8k is measured with a spear?
LnTc Zeta he probably doesn’t even use an half ounce which is maybe why he doesn’t use the spear? But still, conventional pouring it I guess he can still spill idk 🤷🏻♂️
LnTc Zeta yeah i call bullshit, fun to watch him make it though.
He used a tumbler it has a quantity
@@christopherlane6451 I understand that, But it just seems like its still a waste of money if hes able to use it for the cognac but not the absinthe
I know right after the spear for the cognac I would’ve sworn he was going to pull out a little syringe for the absinthe.
Bartender- “That will be 365 dollars, sir.”
Me- “Oh, did I say Above The Law? I meant to say Crown And Coke.”
Yesss lmao
Crown also was key for blow as in a bj not the kind that Jonny deep did though
"You're not a baby?" Slaps bar "you're not slapping my bar" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He’s Dominican, we’ve been drinking since a fetus.
Emmanuel Rivera factsv
Probably why his growth stunted around 4 years old.
So he just started drinking then
Muy cierto de lo mio
Emmanuel Rivera look like your mom didn’t give you enough drinks 🍷
That I am not a baby chain is killing me. Lol
The bar guy looks like warden from rainbow six siege
fr
Yeah he does, ashamed warden is trash and carries the horrid mpx though
Mabe that is his past job
"You're not slapping my -bar- bio hazard container"
I'm dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
That piano music..
"You're not slapping _my_ bar"
I’m only here because of the algorithm. Who is this Pio fella?
He's a celebrity from the Dominican Republic.
WestNileSnipes he certainly is not no baby, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
jstarr23kid you ever seen john mulaney?
fruitoson I have not unfortunately
I liked the algorithm excuse. Going to start using it
"You're not slapping my bar" lmao
Thanks to the nose piercing and tat on his hand, was a sign that he's an adult. His voice got me at first, "I ain't no baby"!😁
And I thought a $50 bottle of Hennessey was expensive 😆
Asha Nicole broke boi
@@jepcarnivor2120 Your Mother
@@ashanicole5485 that comeback
(Your a man of culture)
Asha Nicole Your family
@@aknoob4391 Your Grandmother and Pets
Lmao the “but must prove he’s not a baby first” is very necessary for the title of this video 😭😂😂😂
Curly Locs but nowhere in the video does he prove he’s not a baby lol
"ALL RIGHT! YOU AINT SLAPPING MY BAR."
That just sold me😂
The way he twitches when he saw the fire 😂
For all the music heads out there the opening composition is Gymnopedie No.1 by Erik Satie.
Great composition, do you recommend any others?
armando vi Canon in D Major by Pachelbel. Sampled by Coolio in C U When U Get There.
Good looks
A Account You sir are the real MVP
A Account Thank you 🙏🏽
“I’ll call you right back”😂💯
He looks like one of those Nigerian Actors Aki and Paw Paw all my Nigerians knows who I am talking about LOL
Gains Bond brrrooo im Congolese but but you’re talking bout them Bollywood movies and memes
@@Noobmaster-qy7zw nah Nollywood movies
Gains Bond my bad I was thinking about India
He is 😂😂
i’m asian but i watch those guys funny af
Pio brought me back to BET
When your organs are twice as small, you either take care of em twice as much or you live twice as hard.
I wouldn’t fault a grown man for either. 🙏🏽
True mans is tiny and has small organs
he may not be an actual baby, but im sure his organs are on par with a toddler... so alcohol could be bad for him
Very true
Actually in his case his organs are small but they basically can handle and perform as well as a average sized man. I mean like ofc he cant take in as much air as an average size man but its strong and can handle cigs if he smokes unlike a chil where if they were to smoke itd be worse on them. So his liver may be smaller but it can handle alcohol like a champ haha
Alcohol is bad for everyone
given that he's 24 im sure its the same as an adult he just gets drunk/full faster
Marco Mark Productions ppl think he just has stunted growth, which is true, but ppl don't realize that because of this condition, his brain also hasn't fully developed so his mental age is of a child.. crazy to think about.
Not gonna lie the way dude prepares the drink makes me feel thirsty asf
Truth
when people talk to this kid i bet he just sits there saying ok ok but doesnt understand a thing
Walid Qurban he’s not a kid lol 😂 😂😂
He‘s 23 years old but ok boomer
Walid Qurban he not a kid
Me in math class
It's like watching a kid drink apple juice and get drunk lmaoooooooooooooo
😂, "Oh you not slapping my bar!"
@MR Esotericana lol. I can see it right now. 💀
I’m waiting for the cops to come out and say he’s giving liquor to a kid
Him saying "Oh you not slapping my bar^^" would have gotten huge laughs if that was in front of an audience 😂
He looks like a kid but he got the attitude and words of a grown man.
Alea Onfroy he talk like a little kid
Stoney J he has the size as a child so it isn’t strange he got tipsy.
He dresses like kids.
Well, he’s a grown man.
@kj nah he got the attitude of the average 20 y/o dominican male 🤷🏽♂️😂
The World needs more Pio content.
he should be 24 now...but I wouldn't want him sitting at my bar either 😂
Right 😅
Saw this dude on worldstar awhile back! Can't believe he still around, and I'm glad he isn't a baby!
I know it was staged but I like how the bartender said, " Your not slapping my bar politely " You can show authority with out cussing voice yelling or name calling
Why would it be staged if pio is 26
"You're not slapping my bar"
😂😂😂😂
He old enough give HIM THE DRINK
ii Alan how old is he really? 30 or something?
He 25 years hes a dwarf but is still an adult
lmao... so serious.
He’s not classy enough to drink 🍷 such an expensive cocktail.
@@luzfigueroa1550 ^Your opinion lol
"Got this for more money than I make in a year."
That's hospitality for ya. Truly is a labor of love.
Nobody :
Bar manager :
The bebeh : NAiiSs
Why am I watching this????
It's kinda interesting for some odd reason
Cuz you like it lol
rminor500 I asked myself the same question 😂
Cus pio is a smurf
@@xDTHECHEMISTx I disliked.
Um did anyone understand a single word he said lmao
not even one 🤣
No that’s why there’s subtitles lmfao
Lol
I understood I'm a baby I cute
Aaron Yeee no cute is me you no no mean baby
4:53 he even acts like a little kid
Pioooo😂😂😂😂😂🤣🔥
A gentleman never gets drunk in a bar ✌
"Not a baby?"
Shit had me crackin up...
You’re not slapping my bar 😂 Disciplining pio like he’s a real baby
$365 ?!!!!! You better let me lick that damn spoon and I’m takin this glass home
A bartender once told my friends and I, “if you’re gonna complain about the price, you shouldn’t be here ordering drinks you can buy at your liquor store.”
Two of us proceeded to pay for seven 2 oz shooter of Hennessy/Courvoiser Cognac for $20 each. Stupid pride made me hurt my wallet.
😂😂😂😂
Why didn't he measure the absenta if it's more than he makes a year which is more than the 8,000 yac
He did in the golden chalice
I definitely want to try that
Internet: "There's no way he's not a kid."
Dominican: *laughs in Morir Soñando*
Lil dude sipped it and started spinning on his chair
Bartender: “This particular Cognac hails from a region in Southern France where they’re also known for their wonderful Vineyards, and winery’s.”
Pio: “oook! He poot dee cop onda dee botella en may mi dreenk.”
Wow time flys,feels like last year I just saw this
In finland we just take the strongest alcohol and drink the whole bottle
Yall got hot women there too
I’ll only go if gas is legal, otherwise ya country full of bitches n booze
thats how we do it in Canada too 🤣
missä
@@1rxmi rollossa ainaski
How much for one sip?
Jordan Craighead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
About tree fiddy
$99999999999
Roxie Moxie new jack city
By my calculations $26.56 and that's just enough to wet the inside bottom of your mouth
Pío starts sniffing the cognac
Bar tender : Exactly
Pío : e smell good
🤣
Bartender dissed the Danes not knowing where that absinthe came from.
ursacoop nah, he just stoopid
PIO LOOK LIKE HE WILL NEVER GET OLD .
You’re not slapping my bar 🤧😂😂
Should of gave him a tablespoon. All he needed was a swallow!!
😂😂😂
That’s what she said!
Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, medicine go dooowwwn, medicine go down, in the most delightful way
I'll run off with the whole bottle🤣🤣🤣
This guy !
@@lapdheadquarters762 ahahaha
I rather pay 400$ for a bottle of codeine than that
So adorable.. Pio the baby faced man.. 😊
Cognac is basically wine.. just w a higher alcohol content. No wonder so many ppl like it, including Pio lol
No no no. Nooooot a dam thing like wine.
ONE LOVE it is though, cognac is made from brandy.. brandy is distilled wine or made from a fruit mash
we'll be making babies after 3 glass
Edmond Taverdyan ew
Rob King ew
"IM NOT BABY " me to my mom
Yup I'm 38 she still treating me like I'm 10
you're trying to kill this little person with that drink 😂 stop it.
Man I wonder why pio parents don’t show up in his videos would be interesting to see his parents talk and how they raised him and stuff
They probably here in DR he lives alone there in the USA
If he acts the ways he does we already have a clue his family does what he says...
You could tell he is spoiled...
@@kat396 he's grown he's acting like an adult with money
I'm so glad I searched for this video. I used to be obsessed with watching pio's videos. Gold pizza, toilet, spa and everything was so fun to watch
This bartender is exactly like Poe from Altered Carbon in every regard.
Imagine giving a child that talks like he is four alchohol
I can imagine BET telling these people that they want to promote their bar but they're gonna send a 27 year old Dominican man who looks like a baby to do it.
I didn’t realize Sean Kingston had a kid...
Shorteeee
"You're not slapping my bar." Lol
Keep climbing upward king💪🏾✌🏽
This is sad! He made a face like he just had the worst drink when he took the first sip. .. then spinning on the bar stool.. NC