Dear Diare
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2023
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Reddit meme about someone learning their first curse word, and writing about it in their diary / diare / diory / dior. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you. 
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Hey, hey Diare, look at me...
ruclips.net/video/Jwtih6JU0bQ/видео.html
Dear Diare, I am writing to you to get the milk. This concludes the nomination ceremony.
Dear Diare
what hapen tu comen secshin
@@JeaneyCollects and then they were killed tragically
Can you imagine a world where stupid people don't get to reproduce, and only the smart ones do? Making the world genetically smarter with smarter babies and extremely high IQ adults? That would be fucking weird.
Dear diorite
**stares intensely at a rock for half an hour**
This gave me a coughing fit lmao ty
this comment rocks! it's such a gneiss joke andesite to behold, I shale congratulate you for it. you are a gem, and i bet you're such opal to your friends!
sorry, that was a bit boulder than I meant to~
@@ScientistCat are you by any chance a geologist and a father?
@@dumbkid4ever224 the father of geology
@@omargerardolopez3294 oh my god, I can't believe we have the honour to meet him, we're all blessed now, thank you daddy geologist
"Dear diory, bich" has to be the greatest sentence ever created
100%
700th like
fr😭
No lies
I f wording agree
“Dory diory” had me killed 💀💀☠️
R u still alive
No.
@@YIGaming922Don’t worry. You are alive. You hear me?
@@voronmatt4748he's dead wdym
@@voronmatt4748 yeah, what u on about? 🤔
Why does it sound so f***ing adorable😭
Because kids are adorable
@@jodofe4879 fr
@@jodofe4879 i mean yes but.......... 🤨
@@blaster187He doesn't mean the inappropriate way🫠
fok*
Saying curse words has never been this cute and innocent
I dunno. Haven't you heard Eric king say mother f-er?
@@theorixlux2605 no, actually
I don't like kids learning curse words. It seems to turn them into rude kids who cuss a lot, not knowing what the words even mean. But I suppose it's unavoidable, kids just really wanna know them. Either that or I've just been seeing an unusually large amount of swearing kids in public lately.
@@amazingfireboy1848
Ok AmazingFireBoy1
@@Artizap_ That's a stupid username I made when I was a kid. But I'm too lazy rn to change it to something creative, so I'm stuck with it for now. Just wanted to chare my opinion here, even though I know nobody cares lol.
"I just lened the f word
it is fuck"
This is the greatest sentence I have ever witnessed
*two sentences
@@omp199 🤓
@@omp199Do you see a period?
@@jhindjinn4673 No. There are zero full stops. Does that mean that there are zero sentences? No, it just means that they missed out the full stops at the ends of the sentences.
@@omp199 Thank you omp199, very thoughtful of you.
The making of a South Park character
Mom: buys her 6 year old a small cute diary nothing can go wrong
The child:
'Dear diary, bitch."
So inspiring
Truly 😔
They didn't writr that
Literally 6-year-old me 😂
Such inspirational words
@@girlwitfriends Aariaanaa the ghost kitten
The fact that the kid misspelled diary so many times but spells the curse words correct really shows the kids priorities
It was originally bich without a t though
f
@@theultimatefreak666 they fixed it I guess 😂
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Not in the second one
dear dior is such an expensive way to start a diary
0:14 that "bich" im dying from cuteness overload 😭😭
This video had no business making me bust a lung like it did. "Dear Diory, bich," i am deceased.
Dear Diorea
Today I learned about the phrase "bust a lung"
I shall use it from now on when I see something very funny
Dear dairy,
today I lernd the frase "bust a lung"
I will use it wen I see somfing funy
Dear diore,
bust a lung
@@HomeIsNowhereToBeFound somding*
BUST A LUNG??? WHAT CAME OUT
@@dunkleosteusterrelli no its 'somfing' ;c
ur splng it rong.
What a chad. Documenting herself learning swear words, that is a true chad move.
Chadette*
Chadina*
CHADIÖR-HARIE
*chadamoiselle
@@feritye767 this one's gotta be my favourite
For some reason my mind thought of little Cartman writing this in a diary.
Me too I looked up Eric cart man diary
Me too
This video is so perfectly crafted, from the way he speaks the words, to the writing of the diary, its perfect. Easily one of the best videos on the platform, 10/10
quick get the camera! she's just about to say her first swear word!
or rather, get the belt
@@qo7052 yes
My first word was a curse! Was supposed to be truck... yeah, didn't work that well
it is fuck
@@cloverpayne6652 LMAOO
I love how as a young kid, knowing these curse words was like knowing some kind of sacred eldritch knowledge we were never meant to know.
I remember the first week knowing curse word fuck, i ask my friend who create that word and he answer it is from devil itself
"eldritch" got me 💀
True so true
Dear dio💀
Tru 💀
how does she learn only one swear at a time on a consistent basis of every few days. she must be focusing on a side quest line that gradually lets you unlock all of them.
PLEASE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE
same
The fact that the voice matches the hand writing perfectly makes this even better
yes
yes
Yes
yes
yes
everyone should start their diary with "Dear Diory Bich."
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
RUclipsrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
You mean...
Their DIORY/DIARE
Lol ima get a diary and do this bro
Lmao-
Yup
The father: *loses face quality*
This reminds of the time in kindergarten my best friend and I would hide in the corner and try to sound out curse words 💀
I love how she clearly spelled it "bich" but then went back later to correct it with the "t." But then when she went back to write in her diary again, she forgot to correct it, and spelled it "bich" again.
I was wondering if anyone else had noticed that. The fact that they’ve corrected it though - someone must have seen this and told them, right?
@@sootycat2740 I remember in like 3rd grade I was writing bitch on a desk by my friend being edgy and I spelled it “bich” and they corrected me saying it was “bitch” lol
Same thing with diary and learned, it was spelt differently each sentence
cause who tf put that t there 😒😒
If we look at the pen she used to correct it, it is the same of when she learned the f word, meaning she actually got it wrong both times and only then learned the right way to spell it and decided to fix it, but forgot the second one
I burned my diary
the baby music seals it for me personally.
The fact that the kid spelled "Diare" literally means "Diarrhea" in Indonesian made me laugh even more 💀💀💀
LMAO
I just checked, its true wtf
LMAOOO SAME
in my language it is spelt diarré
Dear Diarrhea
The way he says "fuck, bitch" so adorably kills me. The innocent school kid vibe at its finest
sankeridoo
go away
Ima count his sightings:
Sighting 6
Guys help me embark on this quest by providing videos that you've seen this man in
@@jabomacalua319 I guess this video will be the official Heisenberg documentation, what 6 videos have you seen him in?
@@jabomacalua319 He is the one who sees.
I've been laughing for a hot minute now- I CAN'T STOP 😭
Dawg since when has saying curse words been adorable✨
a child swearing their own diary fills you with DETERMINATION
Few years late but you got the spirit
Save❤ Continue
@@Roxxas1 undertale reference?
@@Lisek_z_Misekyup
undertale fans when the power of determination doesnt stop their dad from beating them
Dermination
“Dear Diory. Bich.” This kid is the next Anne Frank let me tell ya
Imagine the whole Anne Frank diary being like this
I shouldnt have cackled as much as I did at this joke. 😅
🙋🏻♂
Let's just hope there's no next Anne Frank 🙏
b i c h .
truer words have never been spoken.
This is amazing! I subscribed right away!
wow.. ah yes, a person writing in a diary curse words with terrible grammar makes you subscribe and amazed, 😣👌👌
@@ALDC_ST4RZever heard of comedy? yeah. people thought this video was funny. do you need it dumbed down any more?
I love how nearly every word is misspelt except "It is fuck"
Yeah, he only wrote the b-word right ONCE by editing a “t” in a pink pen. 😂
The Eric Cartman voice and the music box just makes it funnier, and the amount of times diary was misspelled just sells it. 😂
it sounds like pip
Dear diory
Bich
It’s just he said “bi*ch 👉👈”
im sure this is cartmans diary that he wrote into when he was 5
@@lailanurfarida4860it does lol
"It is foock" was so cute ngl
a proof showing how innocent those toddlers are.
Hi
lol
Crs word*
Lol
Diory*
Dory*
The raw POWER you feel when you say a bad word so quietly that nobody hears it is unparalleled.
I'm 15 almost 16, literally close to adulthood, and I still feel this power.
pp!
@@gergom.8310big pp!
I say it like more than 40 times a day😂
@@vibrantgleamnot to bring you down but you're still a child
I probably learnt my first cruse word when I was just born lol.
Same
How babies learnt curse word 😂
By my Father Spy
This brought a tear to my eye. A young child learns so much within two pages. This could be life changing to some people, even a young child knows more than most adults. Truly commendable
No comments?
No need for comments, that one says it all
nick eh 30 isnt proud
Almost puts a man out of despair.
@@carleigh7367 hahaha, Zetsubou sensei profile photo, nice joke
„It is Fuc“ sounds sooo cuteee
Edit: OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR 2K LIKES I NEVER GOT THIS MANY
Yeah bro really was like “*dear diary, I said fok next to my mum and bich. Dear diore diary, bolls*”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2,000 like!
This video has made my day
”It is fuck” Got me rolling on the floor 😂
"dear diory
bich"
All I'm saying is that it got me
We have a future army soldier in the making
i love how he wrote "it is fuck" in the best handwriting possible to mankind
he's evolving
Doubt the kid is a dude because of the flowers and pink marker
bro I'm a dude and I love flowers and pink markers@@FilthyTea
@@Riplee I’m not saying dudes can’t I’m saying that a little boy probably wouldn’t.
I... Lmao um what@@FilthyTea
"it is fuk" very wise choice of words
"I just lened the f word. it iz fok"
I shall praise whoever made that sentence
i cannot explain how hard i laughed at “dear diory bich” and “i just learned the f word. it is fvck”
i am now deceased, so if this plays at my funeral i will live again
what the hell 1.2k likes?? HELLO???
I'll play it for you
the way they say "it is f*ck it's just too funny
like a servant delivering a terrible message to their superior.
@@TraumatizedDumpster forreal😭
YES
Same
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 15 WHOLE MINUTES ITS SO SIMPLE AND INNOCENT I CANT
same
I might die laughing💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
DUDE SAME 💀
This is the lowest tier humor. Chads like me prefer laughing at middle-class plebeians
"Dear dior" 💀🥱
"DEAR DIARE TODAY I LERND MY FIRST CRS WORD" QNDNAKSBQJHSKAVZMABS COK İYİ YA
I genuinely thought the curse word would be something innocent like butt but then he just says the actual word like that and I was suddenly on the floor laughing.
Yeah I did too.
the delivery of "it is fuck" is awesome
the "b i c h" was funny
I’m going to need a series after this
She got the spelling of "fuck" right first try. She is going places.
What is this channel about?
@@LavaCreeperPeople
Narrating funni things on the internet using appropriate voice acting to fit the scene
@@Narwhal12 ok
This can fit into South Park. Like imagine Erik Cartman learning how to curse, before learning grammar and reading.
It's the fact that it sounds exactly like Cartman
Ike😂😂
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS SOUNDS LIKE ERIK
@@JulietteRaluy Indeed you're not
omg im just gonna say it sounds like cartman!
I still remember me and my friends learning "penis" , luckily we were truly really funny and creative with our usage and didnt just yell it at everyone we saw, that would've been really annoying
They grow up so fast
Imagine him/her going through the diary as an adult 💀
💀
💀
💀
💀
That's where the photo is from lol
*”Dear Diory, Bich.”*
That was beautiful😭😭🤚🏻
"Its fuk"my favourite part
DUDE THIS IS AMAZING
They grow up so fast 😢
fr
Before we know it, she would be on spitting bars in a rap verse 😢
" _itis fook_ " best line said by a tiny child
I can confirm that this is exactly how I reacted to learning a curse word as a child-
The amount of times I've replayed this clip is ungodly
It's funny how kids are able to pronounce and write curse words perfectly correct, yet miss pronounce and/or write the normal words incorrectly.
That's english for you
what
its funny how kids are able to pronounce curse words perfectly yet write them incorrectly
Is that what you mean?
so they write and spell it correctly, but they write and spell it incorrectly?
@@mychannelisoverrated4262 they mean it's funny how they are able to pronounce the curse words perfectly but can't spell any normal words right
Dear Diare is very emotional. The setup, the introduction, the handwriting, all of it. I will never unsee it. The b word bit also hits the spot 🤯 💯
🥯
is this gucci gang?
The "bitch" always hits the spot my dude 😉
@@dragonslayer3552 way to spoil the new spider verse movie my dude
does the bitch hit the long stick place?
Timmy’s first curse word
He's the one.
The kid who can swear, chronologically.
It’s probably a female kid because of the pink flowery diary
Not saying boys can’t have pink diaries but parents usually force gender role propaganda on their kids at a young age
i love that they spelled curse as crs, adorable
LITTLE TIMMY STOP LEARNING CURSE WORDS
Jeaney Collects, I loved this video so much, I had to hit the like button!
Hi !
The Australian education system is proud of this child already
Period
"I am so proud of you son! "
I love how he says 'dory diory, dear diary' like reading a shopping list out loud
dior dare
"dear diary : i hate my world"
That kid is born to be a legend
clearly one of the greatest pieces of literature ever written, a showcase of the early signs of a true genius
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
RUclipsrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The way you delivered those lines was absolutely perfect.
“it is f🅄ck” 😭😭😭
why is this so funny but also cute and innocent at the same time
My parents are so concerned, this is the most I’ve laughed in a long time 😭
Fr😂
fr and they think were dating or sum bc we´re laughing (they think its a boyfriend)
@@Shiniecaballos “who you talking to 😏”😭😭😭
@@VagueAcquaintance 𝔽ℝℝℝℝ
@@VagueAcquaintance LIKE I'M LAUGHING ABOUT SPONGEBOB MEMES IS THAT MY 𝑏𝑜𝑦𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑?
this reminds me of a friend i had who kept a disney princess book which she used to document every swear word she knew on the back page
Interesting...
Dad: hey son what’s this?
Kid: uh idk
I can just picture this little kid getting angry, and then quickly running up to her room and opening her diary to remember what to say. 🤣
I love how the future self corrected ‘bich’ on the first page 🤣
I like how the writer is so happy that they learned something new!
What a great kid
It’s good that children have a well rounded vocabulary at an early age
I have a feeling this kid will grow to be someone like Cartman.
Same
Honestly I had the sound on low so I heard it in Cartman’s voice 😂
Everyone gangsta until the parents see the diary 💀
oooh no
the parents must have not paid child support.
"Dear Diory, bich."
That was the most emotional thing I've ever heard.
Edit 1: MoOoM iM fAmOuS!1!!1
Edit 2: MoOoM iM fAmOuS aGaIn!1!!1!1!1
Edit 3: 3.4k likes?!?
it is f
So adorable ☺️
you couldve had a funny comment. you couldve made people laugh when scrolling through the comments. but no. you decide to waste the opportunity, and put "edit one:" im going to stop you right there. edit one? you mean that there are more edits coming? there is more non-funny material to be witnessed?! and then after, you say "mooom im famous!1!!1" no only is this unfunny and annoying in itself, you decide to put it in capital and lowercase letters. you have lost not only the opportunity of so much more likes, but also, my respect.
@@hydrovisual Idk why i did edit 1, but probrably might not add more, but thx for the tip!
@@hydrovisual Fr no body give a nigga dick about getting like 999Niggeillion likes
I just imagined Christian Dior getting an email from someone saying that they just learned the F word