Ali G- Satellites and the Tele

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

Комментарии • 277

  • @Father_Qese
    @Father_Qese 6 лет назад +1233

    The quality gets progressively worse and worse as you keep going through the recommended Ali g videos

    • @kaba1996
      @kaba1996 5 лет назад +14

      Yess

    • @jerrywright6137
      @jerrywright6137 5 лет назад +102

      But the content quality just gets better😁

    • @insidher
      @insidher 5 лет назад +110

      That's techmology

    • @beetlejuice1209
      @beetlejuice1209 4 года назад +2

      Try this...
      ruclips.net/video/5eIq5s1oLsM/видео.html
      or this...
      ruclips.net/video/e-n2CmoXrNo/видео.html

    • @coreytrevor1920
      @coreytrevor1920 4 года назад +86

      im watching these while looking at my stack of ali g dvds thinking i should be the hero youtube needs

  • @joshg2603
    @joshg2603 3 года назад +186

    “You’re *probably* watching this on the telly”
    This man was so ahead of his time.

    • @cpt.dr.hawkeye1740
      @cpt.dr.hawkeye1740 Год назад +4

      This man knew more about techmology than anyone

    • @muhammadwasim428
      @muhammadwasim428 Год назад

      @@cpt.dr.hawkeye1740 i though i am the only one watching this after 13 or more years

  • @telephonicrevenge4501
    @telephonicrevenge4501 5 лет назад +207

    "satruhlights" is just mind blowing

  • @matthewzeller5026
    @matthewzeller5026 6 лет назад +181

    What's the point of uploading an Ali G clip when you're going to edit out all the jokes?

  • @heavymeddle28
    @heavymeddle28 8 лет назад +269

    what the hell?!? censored!!! why spend time on a such idiotic thing.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +2

      This video lost me the most brain cells 😂

    • @angushair9528
      @angushair9528 4 года назад

      It's youtube not the uploader

    • @blakneppers
      @blakneppers Месяц назад

      @@stevethea5250 i can relate

  • @jerchan
    @jerchan 15 лет назад +70

    one of the rare guys that actually doesn't doubt ali g's questions

  • @stephenphilpott6772
    @stephenphilpott6772 2 года назад +17

    Catching up on all these interviews over the last few nights, they're even funnier than the first time round. Class👌🏻

  • @Spinosaurus44
    @Spinosaurus44 3 года назад +41

    This man was completely speechless

  • @geofreyr
    @geofreyr 10 лет назад +224

    How in God's name does he do this stuff with a straight face!

    • @RainingCnD
      @RainingCnD 9 лет назад +9

      geofreyr :spot on man..have been thinking the same..this guy is a m.f***ing genius, any comedian should feel "inferiority complexity" watching his flawless execution.. respect for real.

    • @yabbilydoobily3998
      @yabbilydoobily3998 8 лет назад +4

      +Akib Khan Sacha Baron Cohen said that if he pretends that he's Ali G, it's easier to not laugh, because he reminds himself that Ali G doesn't find the joke funny, which helps him keep a straight face.

    • @kingtshilobo1849
      @kingtshilobo1849 5 лет назад

      geofreyr I’m sure after he gets used to it he becomes immune to it

    • @markokangasvieri3670
      @markokangasvieri3670 3 года назад

      Is It worship?...! Whitnessing?
      What kind of world should you ask?...!

    • @al54321x
      @al54321x 3 года назад +1

      do you can see a straight face? i only see a bunch of pixel

  • @zombiekeenasaur
    @zombiekeenasaur 2 года назад +19

    The mobile phone idea is just pure genius👌

  • @ProfRogers
    @ProfRogers 15 лет назад +41

    This guy has really got bogged down with Ali G in the most sub standard intelligent conversation in history!! Absolutely hilarious!! Aliens watching tv for free! How does he keep a straight face

    • @greg_4201
      @greg_4201 Год назад

      He's an 'authority' in technology who believes in satellites in 'space', and presumably heliocentrism and the globe, and thinks 'how can sky stop aliens watching satellite for free?' is a good question; he's an idiot.

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro 4 года назад +29

    How the sky TV made the aliens stop watching tv for free...
    That's a really good question 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌

  • @SimbolicProductions
    @SimbolicProductions 12 лет назад +65

    wtf kind of editing is this. Next time just smash the video over your head.

  • @BholaPrasadNyaupane
    @BholaPrasadNyaupane 3 года назад +2

    Respect..Thanks a lot for coming

  • @luigipkxh
    @luigipkxh 2 года назад +3

    He's like that class mate that asks all the questions that you think might look too stupid to ask, but that everyone would like to know.

  • @Mr.Ditkovich.
    @Mr.Ditkovich. Год назад +2

    And I thought I watched all of Ali G's interviews. Looks like I need to keep digging.

  • @EdubertoPalitroke
    @EdubertoPalitroke Год назад +1

    Those questions were good.

    • @kevincollett1842
      @kevincollett1842 7 месяцев назад

      Except for the part where he mistook stars for "Satruhlittes".

  • @OttomanZC
    @OttomanZC 5 лет назад +8

    Hactually amazing tekmologie

    • @Synday
      @Synday 4 года назад +1

      cringe name subhuman

  • @Neal5189
    @Neal5189 16 лет назад +8

    start giving these videos one star. I am sick of usammon cutting out all of the jokes.

  • @muddwell
    @muddwell 16 лет назад +22

    This guy is totally bamboozled by every question eh ? nice bloke though.

  • @rangerinthehood
    @rangerinthehood 16 лет назад +20

    so how does sky tv stop aliens watching tv for free? LMFAO!!!!!!

    • @malikemad4
      @malikemad4 3 года назад

      Are you still alive?

  • @rickysmyth
    @rickysmyth 7 лет назад +34

    I seen the real thing. There is no swearing or anything considered inappropriate in it. Maybe it was censored so the viewers couldn't find out the way to get Sky TV for free; you screw your eyes up and try to make out the picture xD

    • @CunningScott
      @CunningScott  7 лет назад +4

      rickysmyth it was used at a religious education institution, so was necessary to cut out some parts... That although were funny to me would've made it impossible to use in the setting we used it... Same reason many of the others were edited!

    • @rickysmyth
      @rickysmyth 7 лет назад +4

      When you edit out parts, the next part of the video doesnt make sense and you miss out on all the jokes. Why did you find it necessary to make it so unwatchable? Surely the people at the institution were annoyed too?

    • @CunningScott
      @CunningScott  7 лет назад +1

      rickysmyth it's probably enough to say the institution was BYU... 😂

    • @rickysmyth
      @rickysmyth 7 лет назад +9

      I think you should take all these down and upload the unedited ones otherwise state in the video title that it has been edited. The title right now is just click bait and that is dishonest.

    • @MrYFlyer
      @MrYFlyer 3 года назад

      @@CunningScott so restrict some information?

  • @johnb1150
    @johnb1150 Год назад +1

    Aliens getting free sky but they can't work out what's being said lol

  • @andreeadobre3190
    @andreeadobre3190 4 года назад +1

    If you is watching this, you is watching the telly - umm no, I is watching youtube on an ipad :))

  • @brrrrantarctica
    @brrrrantarctica 16 лет назад

    Seriously, just be glad that the videos are up. If you want unedited videos, stop yelling stupid insults and go upload them yourselves.

  • @KeroRizkalla
    @KeroRizkalla 14 лет назад +7

    LOL i love how everyone is just arguing for the sake of it! almost as entertaining as the videos :P

  • @desaad1725
    @desaad1725 5 лет назад +4

    I dont have a strong sense of humor but I laughed and my stomach hurts

  • @christiansteiner
    @christiansteiner 15 лет назад +7

    the mobile phone for the house,, priceless

  • @isthisnamestillfree
    @isthisnamestillfree 15 лет назад +5

    I have to say, I enjoyed your exquisite editing.
    5*

  • @thegr8rambino
    @thegr8rambino Месяц назад

    lmao thank u for uplpoading this too funny

  • @charlesdarwin7253
    @charlesdarwin7253 3 года назад +2

    Why was the bit chopped up like it's CNN coverage of every Republican party speech in US history?

  • @jimmyquck
    @jimmyquck 3 года назад +4

    I've never seen an interviewee so befuddled and confused XD

  • @TheWrathOfCam86
    @TheWrathOfCam86 4 года назад +3

    Censored to within an inch of its life.

    • @bensmithkent22
      @bensmithkent22 3 года назад +1

      Even the bit about hi tec trainers!

  • @RexGalilae
    @RexGalilae 5 лет назад +3

    Literally nobody: *Censor an Ali-G video for offensive content*
    This guy: Challenge Accepted.

  • @lillosnx
    @lillosnx 17 лет назад +4

    Ah! I love Ali!

  • @maktek3912
    @maktek3912 11 лет назад +37

    "thereoregeraly"
    lol

  • @Nabokov50
    @Nabokov50 15 лет назад +4

    who screwed up this clip?

  • @TheSanien
    @TheSanien 4 года назад +3

    So funny but you get more stupid by watching Ali G 🤣

  • @rodrigopontes9802
    @rodrigopontes9802 Год назад

    Does anyone know which episode this is from?

  • @RandomizedJeff
    @RandomizedJeff 16 лет назад +17

    1/5 stars... no need to edit :/

    • @bnap3221
      @bnap3221 4 года назад +14

      Wow, a comment from the time when stars were used instead of like/dislike

    • @user24233
      @user24233 4 года назад +1

      @@bnap3221 yeah

  • @natewill1587
    @natewill1587 4 года назад +2

    ali g is an innovator

  • @aabdel20
    @aabdel20 15 лет назад +13

    The people laughing in the background ruins the video......

  • @bensmith5288
    @bensmith5288 4 года назад +1

    Why have you cut the swearing out?

  • @Randomynous01
    @Randomynous01 3 года назад +1

    The guy has the shoot me look on his face all the time

  • @DVAFP
    @DVAFP 15 лет назад +2

    censorship is evil

  • @PredatorianStyl
    @PredatorianStyl 16 лет назад

    why are all the videos of usammon damaged? they stock and some seconds are missing ???

  • @baskwa
    @baskwa 14 лет назад +5

    thanks for the vids but please stop editing them...PLEAAASE

  • @hhmspotatohead2
    @hhmspotatohead2 16 лет назад +1

    it would be hillarious if bruno,borat, and ali G met (i know they are all from 1 person

  • @farishino
    @farishino 16 лет назад +1

    Thanks a lot for coming hahahahahaha

  • @Loony_
    @Loony_ 4 года назад +3

    “no it ain’t, no it ain’t”

  • @websoull
    @websoull 15 лет назад +2

    this is the funniest episode of Ali G...
    I am lmao....

  • @MsTommyknocker
    @MsTommyknocker 15 лет назад +5

    so embarrassing, i sometimes get a physical reaction

  • @MichaelNovak1987
    @MichaelNovak1987 2 года назад +1

    Satralites

  • @PaulOlaf-z3l
    @PaulOlaf-z3l Год назад

    Theoryigity noffin beefs this 😂😂😂😂
    ayyyee

  • @BeenTupacFor25years
    @BeenTupacFor25years 2 года назад

    You need the cool box 50-80 has

  • @harrisjamie7864
    @harrisjamie7864 3 года назад

    rip this man

  • @deathskunk3
    @deathskunk3 16 лет назад +1

    Damn... To bad the aliens are get it 4 free! Lets take action!

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 Год назад

      I think this is the one thing we can all agree on! It will unify us all!

  • @tallboySR
    @tallboySR 16 лет назад +5

    man these videos arent nearly as good censored...

  • @pharoahrussell
    @pharoahrussell 16 лет назад

    i haven't seen this one b4, and its bloody cut, whats the point mate??

  • @janeyorke4197
    @janeyorke4197 Год назад

    Boy does this planet need some brains 2023 style

  • @Om0plata1
    @Om0plata1 13 лет назад +1

    whats the point of censoring ali g videos.. its not like kids look it up..

  • @osmark0
    @osmark0 15 лет назад

    i know on HBO they didnt edit. this is proabbly before he came to US

  • @ptownzog91
    @ptownzog91 17 лет назад +1

    y did u edited it?this is corny

  • @MajorAddiction
    @MajorAddiction 18 лет назад +1

    Theo-regularly

    • @joethompson1724
      @joethompson1724 6 лет назад

      M.A. you still use this account ?

    • @user24233
      @user24233 4 года назад +1

      @@joethompson1724 serious question

  • @ksouth88
    @ksouth88 18 лет назад +3

    This person doesn't have to post the videos. What everyone's doing is the equivalent of telling the charity running a soup kitchen that you don't like their soup.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 года назад +2

      If you're going to do something, do it to the best of your ability rather than churn out crap

  • @indraneilbiswas
    @indraneilbiswas 2 года назад

    uni of west slough

  • @mythinktube
    @mythinktube 15 лет назад

    Did you put that canned laugher on?? It's ruined!!

  • @yashasbharadwajhs
    @yashasbharadwajhs 15 лет назад +2

    Congrats Einstein..

  • @ag007700
    @ag007700 18 лет назад +3

    lol not the best of ali g, but still good.

  • @sigmagrinder7648
    @sigmagrinder7648 4 года назад

    "Fucks a lot for coming"

  • @harryvrentas6359
    @harryvrentas6359 5 лет назад +1

    Who the hell censors Ali g

  • @falorethegreat
    @falorethegreat 17 лет назад +4

    no the editing and the laugh track ruin this

  • @MsTommyknocker
    @MsTommyknocker 15 лет назад

    when i was a child i didn't think the people in the tv were real

  • @ReyesDuarteAlcantara
    @ReyesDuarteAlcantara 18 лет назад +2

    LMAO i love this guy he's friggin jokes hahaha

  • @EternalCall
    @EternalCall 16 лет назад +1

    lol mobile phone for the house...

  • @xdrengen
    @xdrengen 15 лет назад

    Usammon stop fucking posting Ali G if you don't like him for he's full potential

  • @schemax
    @schemax 16 лет назад

    i think those are censored scenes

  • @frunkiss
    @frunkiss 15 лет назад +3

    this is so ridiculous even for ali g standards.

  • @Prayukth
    @Prayukth 2 года назад +1

    20 Squid

  • @stevema2
    @stevema2 16 лет назад +1

    so now you know people dont actually live in your tele - lmao

  • @Sandux930
    @Sandux930 2 года назад

    twenty Squid 🐙 pls

  • @kidblonde
    @kidblonde 15 лет назад +3

    It's the guy who posted it who's edited it!!! What a genius!!! Who does he think he is? Our 'moral guardian', the YT censor, or what? I'm coming across some very intelligent people on YT these days, almost as smart as Ali G (and I mean the character, not Sasha Baron Cohen. There are people on YT who can' t tell the difference!!!) And then they even have the nerve to complain that the world's getting fuc - beep - ed up!!!

  • @zoe_alva86
    @zoe_alva86 15 лет назад +2

    if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

  • @rafonzo
    @rafonzo 16 лет назад

    This is unbearable to watch with all those freakin cuts, seriously dude stop that. Why putting on Ali G Clips where the language is cut out ? That's a part of what makes it funny

  • @fclavijo
    @fclavijo 17 лет назад +1

    i agree, ali g is hilarious but the laughter and editing ruin the clips a bit. thanks

  • @Albanianator
    @Albanianator 18 лет назад +2

    grrr another edit on your vid :\

  • @gavrilo2007
    @gavrilo2007 17 лет назад +3

    stop editing!

  • @deathskunk3
    @deathskunk3 16 лет назад +4

    STOP EDITING!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @guillermomontoyo
    @guillermomontoyo 6 лет назад +11

    Oh he edited out the bad words aww thumbs down beothch!

  • @x-techgaming
    @x-techgaming Год назад

    MOBILE phones for the HOUSE!

  • @yurdadsdad
    @yurdadsdad 5 лет назад +2

    HE PREDICTED PHONE CHARGERS.... THATS CRAZY

  • @MiamiRSVP
    @MiamiRSVP 14 лет назад +2

    Thre is no proof he edited them, he uploaded what he had , he or she, thensome peope are posting these accusations on every Ali G video, its hilarious in itself really

  • @JiChunYang
    @JiChunYang 14 лет назад

    @ssshhhiiivvv999 cause youtube tells people to keep their vids under 5 mins

  • @spydr86
    @spydr86 2 года назад

    Tekmology

  • @ech064
    @ech064 14 лет назад +1

    If want them unedited, BUY THEM.

  • @armandmax
    @armandmax 15 лет назад

    ONE

  • @Trimmzz
    @Trimmzz 15 лет назад

    why dont u search for the video and watch an unedited one lol thats aint too hard to do

  • @quim-ninja-6919
    @quim-ninja-6919 4 года назад

    Waste of time if you’re censoring the content

  • @AMIN-ex2op
    @AMIN-ex2op 4 года назад

    Censor??? Are u kidding me

  • @onlinesaurav
    @onlinesaurav 12 лет назад

    How does Ali G make people uncomfortable?