Cities: Skylines radio commercials
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- Here are all the commercials that play on the Cities: Skylines radio stations.
There are 27 commercials total, advertising the following products:
*Andy's Bowling: Now with Friday Night Chili
*At the Old Grain Mill: Don't confuse with the abandoned grain facility at the edge of town.
*Aukio Phones: Mobile phone company
*Bannhammer Bank: A totally legal high interest bank
*Big Bite Burgers and Fries
*Burned Bean Coffee
*Colossal Ore: A mining company
*Dinersaurus: A restaurant with dinosaur animatronic servers
*Dino Oil
*Drome Cinema
*Fault Tec Cameras: Biggest cameras on the market
*Final Insurance
*Fish Brothers: Bring your own fish!
*Forest Foundation: Text Dirty Birdy to 3030 to donate a bird bath
*Horse Economy: The hit equine economic simulator
*Jimmy and Stallion: A morning radio show with Jimmy and Clover the horse.
*Jubilee Dementia: Test drive one today! Just ignore the safety record
*Law Accountant: A lawyer-accountant (legally barred from providing legal advice)
*Meaty Bits: A meat supplier
*Money For Nothing: Want money? Just ask Money For Nothing!
*Pernu Apparel: The second best fashion from Milan
*Pop Soda:
*Square Package: A documentary about the first box
*Steel Frame Sports: A sporting goods company owned by a short-fingered, New York accented tycoon named Greg.
*Stern Berger: A luxury car that can also carry livestock
*Yakisoba: A noodle for every occasion
*City Zoo
All of these commercials are pretty much G-Rated versions of the commercials you hear in Grand Theft Auto. You can also find most of these products on the sides of commercial buildings.
Cities: Skylines radio commentary playlist:
• Cities: Skylines radio...
Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets
I want this to exist
Buy low. Sell hay
This one always crack me up. :)
Spreadsheets have never been hotter!
Timestamp 8:19
Colossal Order learned with Rockstar, how to make true radio commercials.
Stoopid lol agreed
Basically the censored version of GTA commercials
Just as punny, but without the sex jokes
I knew someone had to make the GTA connection, lol.
2:00 - LOL. “We have even more metaphors that allow us to avoid saying what we really do with your money!”
Feed the money monster!
"We all want to be sure that the people we leave behind don't think we're jerks."
That's a hard sell right there.
DeadhoofofWind lol
Ooofff
6:43
Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets
Crab Economy 3: Shell Corporations
Ship Economy 3: Everything's for Sail
Garden Economy 3: Hedge Funds
...I'llllllllll show myself out.
Pigs On Wall Street 2: Bringing Home the Bacon
No wait, Colossal Order should hire you to turn these games into reality. 👀
Bee Economy 3: Buzz Investments
Fish Economy 3: Net Gains
Space Economy 3: Rocket Portfolios
Coffee Economy 3: Espresso Profits
Book Economy 3: Chapter Assets
Tree Economy 3: Rooted Finances
Cake Economy 3: Sweet Dividends
Music Economy 3: Note-worthy Returns
Cloud Economy 3: Sky High Returns
Dog Economy 3: Fetching Funds
Listing of all the commercials with handy links for someone who's here for a specific commercial:
0:00 Andy's Bowling
0:29 At the Old Grain Mill
1:31 Aukio Phones
1:59 Bannhammer Bank
2:39 Big Bite Burgers and Fries
3:03 Burned Bean Coffee
3:48 Colossal Ore
4:25 Dinersaurus
4:59 Dino Oil
5:39 Drome Cinema
6:14 Fault Tec Cameras
6:40 Final Insurance
7:06 Fish Brothers
7:44 Forest Foundation
8:19 Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets
9:02 Jimmy and Stallion
9:43 Jubilee Dementia
10:24 Law Accountant
10:59 Meaty Bits
11:40 Money For Nothing
12:21 Pernu Apparel
12:47 Pop Soda
13:03 Square Package
13:49 Steel Frame Sports
14:36 Stern Berger
15:21 Yakisoba
15:50 City Zoo
you are a gentlemen and a saint
Even aligned the text so it's easy to read. A true hero.
@@liesdamnlies3372 OCD is the gift that keeps giving and giving... even when you beg it to stop.
This should be pinned.
Our Hero
These ads are really funny.
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The brauntasorous dino oil one is cute and funny
Probably the best commercial ads I've ever heard in my life!!!!
"At The Old Grain Mill" is probably my fav. :)
mpkio I k ow right it sounds very good
I also really like Meaty Bits and that "money for nothing" one.
Also Steel Frame Sports.
@@Zappygunshot "money for nothing" is absolutely hilarious and brilliant piece of art, at the old grain mill" just brilliant.
@@ZhekUA "...That awful, awful night."
It feels really suspicious, for some reason.
"Run! Don't walk" and "at Colossal Ore we care about our employees and that's why we work so hard to get our miners back in the mines where they feel at home" my favourite phrases. They get me every time
Wether you know us ORE not
*ORE*
Something like Portal 2 vibes, ahah.
when you realise that Co(a)lossal Ore is also a reference to the makers of Cities Skylines... Colossal Order...
Colossal Ore is definitely owned by Cave Johnson
''Are we lawyers? are we accountants...? Well its a complicated question probably requiring the services of a lawyer..and an accountant. Is that us? Well what do you think?''
In fact, we're legally barred from giving legal advice
"The most valuable camera is the one you're afraid to take outside. Fault-Tech: only the best!" 🤣
Oh, wow! All this time I had been hearing this ad as Vault-Tech, and I thought it was a clever nod to the Fallout franchise! 🤣
I thought he was saying Vault-Tec, lol.
@@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 thought it was spelt Fault tec on purpose so paradox wouldn’t have an issue with Bethesda.
"At the forest foundation we care about three things, tree things, nature things, and a third thing, bird things."
This took me so long to figure out. 7:44
Caleb Knight I don’t get it
@@filipinordabest they care about three things: tree things, nature things, and bird things
@@rufocs686 I still don’t get it.
@@isaacg5438 it's a pun, they care about three things.
@@rufocs686 And they are?
Honest Commercials
What does it FEEEL like to drive a cloud?
What does it FEEEEEL like to steer a river?
What does it SMELL like to SMELL a mountain?
At Jubilee, we're committed to letting you do the impossible.
And now we've succeeded in letting you DRIVE THE UNDRIVABLE.
THE JUBILEE DEMENTIA.
The car engineers said shouldn't be made.
Test drive one today, and experience what scientists claimed for decades was beyond the realm of safe driving!
Jubilee! Be reasonable, or be fast!!!
Man I have dementia.
@@ETBONIFACIO yo check out this post, don’t think you’ve seen it before
These are on the level of GTA commercials lol
"Just because you don't have taste doesn't mean you shouldn't have pants." :-D
😏
The city zoo - where the animals live in rooms painted to look like home! PETA, where are you? 16:29
I wanna know what happended at the Old Grain Mill on that awful - awful night.....
Same
Did you know you can drown in grain silos? You cannot swim, just drown. That or carbon dioxide suffocation.
@@kisachi6971 If you ever watched Witness.
text dirtyBirdy to 3030 to donate a bird bath to 30 birdies.😋
ChesterWolf The Griffin has anyone tried it?
Now say that fast 30 times.
*GET YA HEARTRATE ABOVE 120, THIS IS EXCITING!*
THIS OFFER IS JUST FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!
COME ALONE!
@@ehsn Bro... Right?
THE WORM IS A BUS AT 133 INDUSTRIAL WAY THAT LEAVES AT DAWN
"the pile of crumbled sticky brownies adventurously named the dino droppings!" HM HMmmMMMmmm... :P
Oh man ... I was so pumped when this feature was introduced and now ... I know nearly all of them by heart and still love em !
I accidentally went to the old grain mill at the edge of town instead of At The Old Grain Mill Old Fashioned Family Resturant at 3:00AM. Almost Died! Not click bait! City flooded! Meteor strike! Tsunami!
[TRAFFIC JAM]
Tornado! [Part 2 is sinkhole]
Firehazard 🔥🔥🔥
#dead #person
[NOT ENOUGH EDUCATED WORKERS]
I love the commercials more than the music
Yea :D
Same
Ad start times
0:00 Andy's Bowling
0:30 At the Old Grain Mill
1:31 Aukio Phones
1:59 Bannhamer Bank
2:39 Big Bite Burgers and Fries
3:04 Burned Bean Coffee
3:48 Colossal Ore
4:26 Dinersaurus
5:00 Dino Oil
5:39 Drome Cinema
6:14 Fault Tec Cameras
6:40 Final Insurance
7:06 Fish Brothers
7:44 Forest Foundation
8:19 Horse Economy 3
9:02 Jimmy and the Stallion
9:43 Jubilee Dementia
10:24 The Law Accounting
10:59 Meaty Bits
11:40 Money for Nothing
12:22 Pernu Apparel
12:48 Pop Soda Refreshments
13:03 Square Packages
13:50 Steel Frame Sports
14:36 Stern Berger
15:21 Yakisoba
15:50 City Zoo
I love these commercials.
I could take a guess what happened at that old grain facility - judging by how fires work in this game, it probably turned into a blazing inferno before abandonment.
These are lighter, safe-for-work versions of commercials you hear on GTA.
1:36 admit it, you checked your cellphone at the first time you listened to this Ad in the game.
Tell me I'm not alone in this... lol
Xtreemo Productions no you arent the only one xD
Xtreemo Productions this commercial is super funny
This reminds me of Rick and Morty multiverse ads
Yeah! Sounds very improvised
This is more like GTA ads
Greg, owner and founder of Steel frame sports is definitely right out of the Rick And Morty TV commercials episodes. 13:49
Now be sure that you come down to At The Old Grain Mill Old Fashioned Family Restaurant and not the abandoned grain facility on the edge of town...
I would like to store my money at Bannhammer bank
Yes, feed the money monster, fool. >:)
"FEED ME PAPER!"
You know, just come in and talk to us.
@@Skyler827 we have even more metaphors to avoid saying what we really do with your money
Where EVERYTHING is a great catch!
(except the shrimp)
0:30 favourite for humour
10:25 favourite for nonsense
10:59 favourite for dialect
13:49 favourite for mimicked unprofessionality
Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet!
0:30 actually inspired me to name an “Organic and Local Produce” specialized commercial building in my city “At the Old Grain Mill”.
8:19 favourite for I ACTUALLY WANT TO BUY THIS!!
11:40 favourite for crime
14:36 all-time favourite
Hi, I'm Greg, owner and founder of Steel Frame Sports! Due to unusually short fingers, which are a characteristic of my family line, I was unable to play sports at the elite level I would have liked to. Instead, I dedicated my life to finding YOU the best prices on athletic gear! AMA!
That high pitched subtle drone is normal, it's the sound your ears hear when there's nothing for your ears to hear here.
@9:03 I think "Jimmy and the Stallion" is Seth McFarlane, because Jimmy sounds like Quagmire, and the host sounds like Stan Smith.
Holy crap, now I can't unhear the resemblance.
I hear Quagmire the first time I heard the commercials 😂
is this really true? i thought instantly "quagmire!" when i heard it for the first time years ago.. always wondered though
List of my faves:
Aukio
Banhammer Bank
PopSoda
At the Old grain Mill
Andy's Bowling Alley
They're so funny and really sarcastic, but if you weren't listening closely you wouldn't be able to tell. Great job CO!
''Final insurance ...the last insurance youll ever need''
Extremely reminiscent of GTA San Andreas commercials. A lot of the voice actors sound similar too.
Definitely on the level of gta or saints row 1
The "Old Grain Mill" one cracked me up.
We don't talk about what happened on that awful, awful night.
Jimmy and Stallion kills me every time
SoMeOne's hOrsIng ARoUnd
Voo voo easy easy boy :d
I'm a new cities skylines player and these commercials make me laugh when I play. Dino Oil and the City Zoo are just classic.
We put the miners back were they feel at home! lol
I see the pop soda, yakisoba, Big bite and Dino Oil a lot.
3:48 Collosal Ore is my favorite commercial. ❤
The one that extracts ore or/and natural resources?
@@yato3335 yep the one that work so hard to get their miners back to the mines where they feel at home
Everyone thinks Rockstar Games started the whole fake/parody radio commercial in games, but I remember SimCopter doing it first back in the old SimCity 2000 days.
13:50 sounds like a commercial of the interdimensional cable of Rick and Morty
The box commercial was so wholesome
''Got a swordfish lying around? bring it in! got a goldfish you got tired of feeding? briiiing it in! Got a fish thats been laying in the sun for a few days? briiiing iiiiit in!! What we do with our fish is no ones business but ours just enjoy your salmon 8,99 with our famous stew!'' ''everythings a great catch! ....*except the shrimp*
2:22 you feed your money pet and after digesting it XD that was funny
💩💵
I’ve never been so happy listening to what I hear on the school run
My top 10 favorite commercials
1. Yakisoba (15:21)
2. Colossal Ore (3:48)
3. Big Bite Burgers and Fries (2:39)
4. At the Old Grain Mill Old-fashioned Family Restaurant (0:29)
5. Aukio Mobile (1:31)
6. Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets (8:19)
7. Burned Bean Coffee (3:03)
8. Fish Brothers Seafood (7:06)
9. Jimmy and the Stallion (9:02)
10. Pernu Apparel (12:21)
Honorable Mentions:
Meaty Bits (10:59)
Jubilee Dementia (9:43)
Also, I’ve been wondering if the mention of the brontosaurus at the start of the Dino Oil commercial (4:59) is a nod to the gas station chain Sinclair.
3030 to dirty birdy
@@brianwillis8447 to donate a bird bath to thirty birdies
Not Dino Oil trying to convince us that using gasoline is recycling
It's the sound your ears hear when there's nothing for your ears to hear here
Who are we?
Well we're the #1 dreammakers in the region
And you're a motivated, driven, confident individual who has a desire to make it big!
COME ALONE
GO ON! Is yars for da taking!! MONEY FA NATHIN!!!!
5:42 This guy sounds like Chris Trager from Parks and Rec.
Also... I'll never drink coffee the same way again. Mmmm... bitter bean juice.
I laugh way too hard at "sippy sip, coffee fans"
SimCity had llamas, this has horses?
And dinosaurs.
“Embrace the power of bones” 🤘
I have heard these all like 400 times
I like Elle, she hosts one radio channel and does the chili bowling / Banhammer Bank / Big Bite commercials, she sounds like a girl you take to meet your parents but when you go back home she gets real freaky ;D
Which radio does she hosts?
@@daniellxnder cities radio
so at the Old Mill restaurant...theres actually a restaurant by me named that , i laugh every time i pass it...
Reminds me of You Don't Know Jack's commercials! I love it!
These commercials reminds me of GTA SA commercials, i mean they got a bit of that little dark humor too
Almost all of this commercials are rated H for Honest... :3
9:14 wait... is that Mark Hamill?
They are lovely :D Especially the ore :D
it sucks Fault-Tec, a clear Parody of Vault-Tec, creates cameras.
Mark Unread I don’t think it is xD. Cause they would not do that.
Square Packages feels like it'll be a hit on TV
Akane Miyoshi Na, that’s a Golden globe caliber movie
did they get actual commercial voice actors to make these? I fucking love the yakisoba one by the way. had some for lunch lmao.
I literally was sitting next to my roommate and he said "I just bought some yakisoba" and I said "it literally means fried noodles"
5:03 Dino Oil! LOL if you liked that, go check out imperatur's 4 minus moments in cities skylines. Has a funny section with Dino oil.
What even happend during the andy bowling chili incident
Fr I can’t wait till the end for my chili
if i actually had to guess id assume its because people get the free chili and then dip
I love these commercials
so funny
but the best one was the SPAZM Electronics they banned it's out of this world
*T H I S I S J I M M Y F R Y*
I think you'll find that Greg from Steel Frame Sports has a Boston accent, not a New York one. :)
''Jubilee...be reasonable ...or be fast!''
I love this community 😃
"The last insurance you'll ever need!"
Brilliant!
11:40 Danny DeVito ??
The fish brothers ad is hilarious Xd
RIP GTA SA Radio Commercials!
I'm here for Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets
THIRTY DIRTY BIRDIES! 7:44
2 Of My Favorite Commercials, Andy’s Bowling, And Square Packages
SOMBODYS HORSING AROUND!!!!!
Those most FIIIIIINAL of noodles... LMAO.
11:40 is like next gen funny
8:19 HORSE ECONOMY 3!!!
Stable markets😎
RIP whoever owns 3030
3:05 is that Nathan Fillion? The one who plays Richard Castle on Castle
Jimmy Fries!!!!!! 9:03
In one of the ads it sounds like they say Vault-Tec. Which is from Fallout.
That's correct
At the Old Grain Mill
Old Family Restaurant
Tony McGony!
These are on the same level as GTA commercials in terms of humour. Just a PG version of GTA commercials
Banhammer bank: one some time
Big bite: four in 4 meters
Dino oil AHAHAHHHAHAHHAAAHJAAHAHAJAHAHAH
2:42
isorrowproductions: *dies*
Mmmm burn bean cafe!!! Sipy sip get while it's hot lol my fave ever
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
So i went over to Ban-Hammer Bank and oh boy look at those Trees. Thats alot of Trees. Are they by any chance in a cooparation deal with the Forest Foundation? These Hippies!
Hey, Waterworks were is the water?
Btw. Where did "The Road of DEWM" go? I thought it was here just a minute ago ...
Hey, Waterworks where is the water?
Hey, Power to the People!