Really? He took over as a team captain on "8 out of 10 cats" and ruined it... He has his moments but his humour is just based on acting ignorantly, towards literally anything..
"Rob is one of the most wanted comedians on the circuit. Mainly by ivory poachers." Saved the best joke for last. Fucking died when I first heard that!
Technically speaking, that's not really a Catch22 situation. I'll get me coat 😔😔😔 The most common catch 22 situation usually occurs when you're looking for your first job and you find that you can't get a job without experience BUT you can't get experience without a job. Catch 22! Now where did I put my coat..
@@PatrickRyan147 Well, since Rob is so bad with words it kind of WOULD be a catch-22 situation. More like 'I kind of want to read it but I suck at reading'.
Channel 4: Could you please make a compilation of the times Sean Lock has made blatantly made up stories about himself, like having a 'Brew your own soy sauce kit', being hired for a Star Wars movie as the cheery postman on the Death Star and having a job as the guy putting the smell into dog food. Im sure Cats Does Countdown has plenty of these!
The worst part is every time he laughs at a "rob's teeth are so big" joke, you can see more of his teeth haha like "just in case you hadn't noticed, here they are"
Rob should get paid extra for the same joke every episode, but I honestly think he has big, beautiful teeth and he should never stop smiling :D As if he had any choice :o
I saw some even more impressive huge teeth recently, I was watching the Prime Minister of New Zealand doing a Colbert interview, and yet somehow she pulls it off about twelve times as gracefully!
...Got any good teeth jokes?
Oh, and watch the series on All 4 -> bit.ly/2vQu7Rm (Gotta get those plugs in)
Channel 4 can you do a compilation of all the animals that have been at the show?
Can we get a "Best of Fabio" video. He deserves more love.
Channel 4 "Are those your teeth, or did you run through a piano factory?"
Channel 4 Rob Beckett's teeth are so big when he wanted to go on a diet they said get rid of the teeth that will help you to lose weight.
Channel 4 Rob Beckett's teeth are so big when his wife said get your teeth into it. She quickly said no you better not.
I’m sure rob just brushes these off
If they're anything like his teeth, it'll take a while
Harry it tok years but he did it
Damn you! Take your thumbs up
bah dum tsssh
Just swishes and swirls
I don't know why, but Rob indignantly saying "innit" gives me joy.
Its coz hes from Lewisham
No way! :0
He'd make a lovely piano
he needs a crack habit to develop the black keys
Omygosh looooooooooooooool
I'm crying 😂😂🤣 most underrated comment ever!
monkeydust100
You might say he’d make a GRAND piano...
...I’ll let myself out.
Dan1984 haha
Rob takes the insults like a champ tbf
i think you have to in that kind of job
Takes the insults like a chomp.
@@pelipar Takes them on the teeth.
I'm not English but I'm guessing tbf means, "to be frank"?
Engel to be fair
The ivory poachers line is one of my all time favourites.
I’m sure rob just brushes these off
@@elizabethmorris4677 he brushes off kilos of debris at the end of each day so i'd say so
jon and jack's faces at 5:20 are priceless!! they're so jealous of robs sticker book lol!
Jack is jealous cause he loves football, Jon is jealous because its a big organised sticker book XD
I was so impressed that I bought it on eBay.
I know right! They were agog 😂😂
@Jakey Bone Why is it surprising? He's a straight, working-class man who lives here.
“Rob is the worst Countdown player ever”.
Roisin Conaty: Hold my beer...
I wish they would be on a team together one day!
Rob : hold my toothbrush
Durra you’d need a crane to hold his toothbrush
Metzo2701 Lower the pissing winch!
MitchCyanFilms that should've been hold my champagne.
"I'm not saying Rob's got big teeth..." will be Jimmy's dying words
Nah those will be "I pissed them off already so I might as well go all in".
Rob can lend him one of his teeth as a tombstone.
5:20 If the concept of 'Envy' existed as a sentient human person,
it would resemble Jon Richardson as shown here...
a lot.
get yourselves a husband who looks at you the way Jon looks at a stickerbook
and Jack too
@@JBG-AjaxzeMedia Yeah, you're right.
I like that little "wow" he gives, in total awe.
@@JackDManheim Jack is jealous because he loves football, Jon is jealous cause its a giant organised binder of stickers
The fact that he is a good sport about it makes him so likable. Also he's funny as hell.
postal83 nice guy but not funny let’s be real here
@@terryspencer4137 exactly, he's as funny as rubbing your face on a bed of nails, the poor man's Alan Carr.
Jesus! He is about as funny as an orphanage burning down. How this dickhead made it onto TV is beyond me. What a cock.
Really? He took over as a team captain on "8 out of 10 cats" and ruined it... He has his moments but his humour is just based on acting ignorantly, towards literally anything..
He’s likeable but usually not that funny.
The way Jon is looking at the Panini sticker book 🤣
His mind probably orgasmed knowing they are sorted by year, in print
all straight an aligned.
same way i look at taco bell, or really good porn
Lmao, had to go back to check it, well worth it! 😂
and in their own house
"Rob is one of the most wanted comedians on the circuit. Mainly by ivory poachers." Saved the best joke for last. Fucking died when I first heard that!
you can tell it's a good book when it's got its own house
true though
Own ouse*
Guidance I live off of to this day
'ouse*
Aaaaaaahs
“I’m just looking at the teeth” had me howling 😂
Jon’s reaction to the panini album 😂 his inner child is going mad 😂
"You've got a fault in the system."
"I'm fucking lookin' at it."
Catch 22: I sorta wanna read it and I sorta don't.
Brilliant!
Technically speaking, that's not really a Catch22 situation. I'll get me coat 😔😔😔
The most common catch 22 situation usually occurs when you're looking for your first job and you find that you can't get a job without experience BUT you can't get experience without a job. Catch 22! Now where did I put my coat..
@@PatrickRyan147 Well, since Rob is so bad with words it kind of WOULD be a catch-22 situation. More like 'I kind of want to read it but I suck at reading'.
@@synthonaplinth5980 He should just watch the film instead 😂😂
Use the sink 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
best thing he’s ever said
"Rob, when the tooth fairy came when you were a child what did you do with the money? Did you buy a car?" One of my all time favourites😂😂😂😂
Well, technically speaking it's still only gonna be £1.00 per tooth. The tooth fairy doesn't pay by weight. I'll get me coat 😞😞😞
Joke all you want about his teeth, but Rob really does have a beautiful and charming smile 🙂
Yes. One would, one feels.
I go through most of the way laughing internally most of the time, but the ivory poachers line actually made me bust out laughing.
The fact there's 13 minutes, is just a mouthful
One of The most relatable things I've heard was
Jimmy- what sort of things did you do in the front room
Rob- fight
Jons face when Rob gets out the Sticker book though :')
Part 2... still want my compilation of #revengeoftheguests with their epic comebacks for Jimmy
A seldom seen good idea in the comment section.
“This book is great, it’s got its own house” brilliant!
That Catch 22 joke is criminally underrated how have I never heard that before
98% calcium hahaha
that one killed me hahaha
I lost it at 12+0.....12 😂😂😂
Rob is so good-natured
05:21 Genuinely transfixed. 😂
“Take ‘em out & try” cracks me up.
I don't know why but jokes about Rob's Teeth are some of the most inventive on the show.
The “alright, let’s stop” always gets me
"I mean, I don't wanna read that.. It's just well old innit?" Lol!
5:21 Jon’s face 😂 he’s so fucking adorable!!! ❤️
Jon is so jealous of that book.
Hes a good bloke and is always having a laugh.
Could you do every time someone makes Sean lock laugh ?
Please god don't do one of Jimmy's laugh!
The best one I've seen is when Miles Jupp gets out his picture, which turns out to be one of Sean.
Adam Knight that had me crying that one
Me too. There's also the time, also on Cats Does Countdown, where Sean is "weirded out" by a sculpture of Johnny Vegas' head.
And don't forget "I just named your penis"
But that made everyone laugh til they cried.
He really needs a trophy for those teeth, or at least a plaque.
13 minutes of slating someone's teeth! Jimmy's absolutely brilliant XD
5:19 I love their genuine awe at what Rob brought
non harsh roasting by Jimmy's standards, the teeth got off quite lucky.
He got away with the skin of his teeth ;)
Trevor Hyland ayyyyyy
6:03 has me 😂🤣😂. They all get up and walk away and Jon is so confused.
I loved the delayed reaction on the Catch 22 joke.
I'm surprised it was only 13 minutes long
at least he's got teeth, unlike the Jeremey Kyle show
William Coull LOL
You wouldn't last three minutes mate!
He's absolutely right about 'don't judge a book by its cover'. Most of the time that's exactly how you judge it.
Channel 4: Could you please make a compilation of the times Sean Lock has made blatantly made up stories about himself, like having a 'Brew your own soy sauce kit', being hired for a Star Wars movie as the cheery postman on the Death Star and having a job as the guy putting the smell into dog food. Im sure Cats Does Countdown has plenty of these!
How about how many times Rachel Riley flashes her underwear when getting off her stool?
Putting the smell into dog food.. 😂
@@adyp5176 That happen? Which shows?
Roisin Conaty needs to be the next video. She makes me laugh so much.
yesss
She’s not funny in any way
Thats your problem then you fucking plum
that will be more teeth jokes then
Avenguard she relies on others to stir up the comedy. She says something stupid and the other comedians turn it into comedy.
And I look at Rob and just think, what a lovely smile.
I usually just think about horse dentists.
If the only thing you can mock a man for is his teeth, he's doing pretty well in life
That and he's not very funny. Seems like a really nice bloke though.
12:20 I'm just looking at the teeth.
I bet you're still sat there transfixed
"HE'S CALLED ME A DOG!!" might be my favourite Rob moment on this show...
The worst part is every time he laughs at a "rob's teeth are so big" joke, you can see more of his teeth haha like "just in case you hadn't noticed, here they are"
Rob's the only person I know who can eat an apple through a net
We say, through a picket fence
0:35 i've seen it a hundred times and it always gets me
"If I don't keep my teeth in good nick I don't really have any jokes" champion
I’m good at cutting out. Anyone else just cut out to chill out 😂😂
Eric Burkheimer using scissors to cut pictures out from a big piece of paper ✂️
also slang for a line of coke. lol
Isnt that called cutting up?
thank god i stayed up for this
Rob becomes progressively more depressed about teeth jokes
That "Cutting out" bit would have been a perfect opportunity for a tax joke slam on Jimmy
nobody reads jokes from a card quite like Jimmy
12:22 love this set!
“I did the same at the BAFTAs.” 🤣
I thought it would get old but it didn’t lol
Ivory poachers one gets me every time!
Rob is such a good sport.
Jon & Jack's reaction to Robs sticker book is one of awe 😂
The video I've been waiting for🙏🏿
The fact that this is 13 minutes long is absolutely hilarious.
That 'Catch 22' joke was so underrated
The fact that there’s enough for 13minutes 😂
I like his teeth! The enamel appears to be very healthy!
8 out of 10 cats does jumblin
Rob should get paid extra for the same joke every episode, but I honestly think he has big, beautiful teeth and he should never stop smiling :D
As if he had any choice :o
you should make a compilation of David O'Doherty and his party machine!
Being in dictionary corner was Rob's crowning achievement.
this editor needs a raise
Please do a Roisin compilation. She’s hilarious!
+1
xo twod
She’s awful.
Hello i know right she is just a annoying cow with an even more annoying voice.
@Hello I feel like you thought you were making some legendary insult about Roisin and Sean, but you really just made a factual statement.
When Rob gets a filling the dentist uses a pneumatic drill
That catch 22 joke is massively underrated
The Catch 22 skit was amazing
Now THIS is the compilation video we have been waiting for
Jimmy: 'Rob is one of the most wanted comedians on the circuit, mainly by ivory poachers'.!!
Am I the only one that finds him attractive? I think he’s beaut
@@amorembalming Likewise. I'm not sure I'd want him to suck mine, though, with those teeth ....
anybody notice how big Rob's teeth are?
which one's Rob?
One with jeans on
I mean Roisin's are quite prominent too!
She is a total dream boat as well obvs
Yeah they are a bit big, weird no one mentions them
I got a mouthwash advert when watching this
I'd say a great white shark would b jealous of robs teeth
Jon looking genuinely impressed by Rob's sticker album
The simple fact that it’s 13 minutes long is proof positive that Channel 4’s writers are SAVAGES.
Love Rob, also he has beautiful teeth that are his not like most on TV.
I saw some even more impressive huge teeth recently, I was watching the Prime Minister of New Zealand doing a Colbert interview, and yet somehow she pulls it off about twelve times as gracefully!
13 minutes. 13 MINUTES!!
That thumbnail is everything
1:42 look up Mark Peden countdown and then you tell me he's a math teacher at my school 😂
Rob really adds to that part of the show where they just chew the fat before the games begin.
This is what I needed in my life.
Rob's teeth have put the cliffs of Dover out of business