apparently in the first few shows people wouldn’t applaud bc they didn’t rlly know where the song ended, so the audience would be silent, but max screamed SHUT UP to the audience every single time😭😭
Seriously, one of the most relatable quotes (among MANY) in this entire show. The night after the premiere of NPMD, I was hanging out with a couple of very close friends, and they randomly told me that they think I’m super funny at times 😳. As someone whose sense of humor is ALWAYS interpreted as supreme geekiness or weirdness, and/or often MISinterpreted as pure negativity, I was SHOOK. All I could think to say in the moment was to quote this exact line, which made them both laugh HARD. I used the opportunity to make a pitch for the gospel of StarKid. I have faith that I’ll manage to convert them someday…
Everyone's complimenting Jon and at first i was like "yeah he was really good as Richie but he wasnt in like half of the show" until i realized my brain hadnt even computed Wiggly and Paul as Jon 💀💀 man really is good at encapsulating the different vibes the characters give off i totally forgot it was the same person
The "NANI???" killed me when I saw it live and I tried so hard to not laugh like a fucking seal so as to not bother other audience members but boy was it hard
@@quirrelmorts Another of my favorites is also from Hatchet Town: "It ain't great," in response to potentially being murdered and eaten. No, I don't think I'd say it's great either.
Yes! Like does Richie have some connection to Wiggly or do neurodivergent kids and eldritch beings just have the same brain function when it come to pronouncing Stephanie’s name?😂
@@ariablackardMy theory is that the Lords in Black took on the forms of those closest to Grace, Stephanie and Pete so they could try to manipulate and scare them. Just imagine it, you summon five eldritch gods and they all look like people you know; Grace’s parents, Stephanie’s dad, Ruth and Richie. I have a feeling Wiggly pronounced Stephanie’s name the same way as Richie does to show he’s not fooling around, this is Richie’s body talking to her, and he’s not scared to use it for his own benefits.
Me and my friends practically screamed at "she's bisexual and dead, where else would she be?" watching the digital ticket. Still can't believe that's how they confirmed it.
The “WHAT. THE FUCK. IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW” has the exact same energy as “im sorry, I have no fucking clue whats going on here” in twisted and I love that so much
WAIT YOU CANT JUST THROW THE JON AUGH wait the weird little parallel with how Jon pronounces Steph-a-nie I don’t know what or if I means anything but I love that detail!
My favorite line is definitely “I’m not a loser!” during the song Nerdy Prudes Must Die. Jon has come such a long way with his vice from TGWDLM to NPMD. Not to mention, it’s amazing in general and is permanently ingrained in my head.
I replied to another comment saying the same thing but I cut "I'm not a loser" from this at the last second! It's so so good but it's also so so sad and I couldn't find a good place for it among all these goofy lines.
Everyone did amazing but Jon, Angela, and Will’s deliveries landed every single time for me, they absolutely killed it and considering I didn’t care for lex, Jon played supporting/minor roles, and Will wasn’t even there in BF, I wasn’t ready, yea I knew jon was funny cause of tgwdlm, and with smosh I knew Angela was funny too when they let her loose, but like, they all do so good as ridiculous characters
@@MANIFESTATIONofDORK it was supporting(?), it’s not that he wasn’t a major character but he wasn’t a main character if that makes sense, Jon actually plays Wiggly only like a couple times throughout the musical I think, he doesn’t sing, he mostly exists as a looming force driving the story, yes he is the major antagonist but he’s not the active antagonist, that role belongs to Linda. I hope that makes sense
Where is Jagerman's final line? "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWHHATEVER IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT." Edit: he literally did not rest until he tasted Grace Chastity’s little peach.
Everyone leaves out the best part of the two bagger part. The bit after where Max walks off to the side and says “Get him up. Get that FUCKER up” with his funky little man moves
ALL of Jon, Angela, Lauren and Will's lines aught to be on here. Jon in particular, like he had a few smaller parts and by god did he make the most of those lines lol
Honorable mention: "Omg, the fucking bowtie kid?!" Also Kim really took me tf out with a lot of her deliveries. She was stellar in BF ofc, but only played one role, where here she had 6!!!! I loved getting to see even more of her acting skills
I will never not laugh at Max shouting "SHUT UP!" to the audience.
apparently in the first few shows people wouldn’t applaud bc they didn’t rlly know where the song ended, so the audience would be silent, but max screamed SHUT UP to the audience every single time😭😭
@@cheese3123omg that’s incredible
@@cheese3123 fuckin perfect
“MY BARB-EE-COU” and “I’MM NOOOT AAA LOOOOSSSSEERRRR” Are the best lines in this musical and both are by Jon and I feel like that tells us a lot
I think the "you nasty boy" line deserves to be up here with Jon's best work
@@llamapocolypes2875all of wiggly's lines in this show are ✋😩
ma-bar-ba-que!! lives in my head rent free, that and the skele'un
@@HekatieSquires "I DIDNT KNOW THERE"D BE A SKELE'UN HERE" or "Ohhh, and the skele'un"?
@@MercuryIsDumb all of it just “skele’un!” On repeat
"I DIDN'T THINK THERE'D BE A SKELE-UN HERE!"
“and the skele’on. That was really special”
@@JesusOfPaign that delivery and the bow was fenomenal to me
cracked up hella good
we stan will branner
The actor actually requested that he deliver that line like that
“You fuckin Judas”
“SO YOU DO KNOW THE BIBLE”
a beautiful duo
"You're telling me I gotta be funny again!? I didn't do it on purpose the first time!"
relatable
Seriously, one of the most relatable quotes (among MANY) in this entire show.
The night after the premiere of NPMD, I was hanging out with a couple of very close friends, and they randomly told me that they think I’m super funny at times 😳. As someone whose sense of humor is ALWAYS interpreted as supreme geekiness or weirdness, and/or often MISinterpreted as pure negativity, I was SHOOK. All I could think to say in the moment was to quote this exact line, which made them both laugh HARD. I used the opportunity to make a pitch for the gospel of StarKid. I have faith that I’ll manage to convert them someday…
5:20
Everyone's complimenting Jon and at first i was like "yeah he was really good as Richie but he wasnt in like half of the show" until i realized my brain hadnt even computed Wiggly and Paul as Jon 💀💀 man really is good at encapsulating the different vibes the characters give off i totally forgot it was the same person
It's like Danny Devito in Always Sunny, I never actually recognise him as Frank.
nah bc richie is such a different vibe than anyone else he’s ever played in such a funny way
@jonah.ross. I can imagine Paul being a nerdy prude in high-school.
Me too
HELP THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WITH CURT MAGA
Jon was another level here every other sentence he said took me out - but specially NANI?????
and how he’ll never hold the real asuka in his arms
The "NANI???" killed me when I saw it live and I tried so hard to not laugh like a fucking seal so as to not bother other audience members but boy was it hard
If you look at the live chat at that point it just devolves into people screaming NANI??!??! 😅
i have been saying “NANI???” to myself like at least twice per hour since i watched it yesterday 😭 it’s so good
Not to mention his AOT reference. I mean, personally I prefer MHA, but I'll take it.
corey's "fucking transcendent" line was so fantastic he's hilarious
The Lords in Black’s “WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!” would have been perfect in this list.
That line will echo through my head forever dude
They cut the video right when they're were about to say it 😂 Probaly one of my favorites line in the show
SO TRUE my apologies 💔
@@kristensribbondance3591So now you gotta give us part 2
the entirety of the LIB's lines/deliveries have me obsessedddd, i cannot stop thinking of them xwx
I am so glad that other people picked up on "I am Dan Reynolds." One of the funniest lyrics to me.
it might be my favorite
@@quirrelmorts Another of my favorites is also from Hatchet Town: "It ain't great," in response to potentially being murdered and eaten. No, I don't think I'd say it's great either.
I lost it at that
i love picturing jeff being like “hm, what rhymes with kennel… OH MY GOD”
imo that line is up there with skele'un. i don't know what it is but it kills me every time
THANK YOU for putting the two "Steph-an-ie" scenes together they make me feel INSANE
like WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?!
Yes! Like does Richie have some connection to Wiggly or do neurodivergent kids and eldritch beings just have the same brain function when it come to pronouncing Stephanie’s name?😂
YES I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT
@@ariablackard If Richie wasn't dead i feel like he'd freak out about the LIB in a good way
@@ariablackardMy theory is that the Lords in Black took on the forms of those closest to Grace, Stephanie and Pete so they could try to manipulate and scare them. Just imagine it, you summon five eldritch gods and they all look like people you know; Grace’s parents, Stephanie’s dad, Ruth and Richie. I have a feeling Wiggly pronounced Stephanie’s name the same way as Richie does to show he’s not fooling around, this is Richie’s body talking to her, and he’s not scared to use it for his own benefits.
the fact that max's "the answers still no...by the way" isnt in here is a crime. otherwise ur so right
What scene was this??
@@noimnotgoingtoenteranameI think in the parking lot with Richie(?) I could be wrong but it's max telling his friend he can't date Brenda
its in the parking lot of pasqualli's scene, the timestamp is 28:30 !! @@noimnotgoingtoenteraname
@@tux_duh not Richie, it was before he beats up Peter in the parking lot of Pasqualli’s.
The “NANI????” sucker-punched me right back into my traumatic middle school anime phase. In a good way, of course
the sheer amount of dad-at-a-neighborhood-block-party energy Joey gives at the beginning of the Barbecue Monologues
Me and my friends practically screamed at "she's bisexual and dead, where else would she be?" watching the digital ticket. Still can't believe that's how they confirmed it.
3:09 The way she says "Oh that's sad" sounds so genuine I had to rewatch like five times while watching the musical for the first time.
I love how Mariah says it so much
That scene is hilarious
Jon's "I'm not a loser" in Nerdy Prudes Must Die lives eternally in my mind, but so does "That was *before PasqUALLI'S*". Never fails to take me out
i cut "i'm not a loser" from this at the last second! It's so good but I felt like it didn't go with the tone of the compilation. too sad :(
Honestly Jon's overennunciation when playing Richie feels really appropriate for some reason
Richie trying to remove the mascot costume always makes me howl w laughter
i love the moment when the audience realizes what's going on. perfection.
god jon went absolutely off this time, i’m obsessed with the character choices he made,,, “pokey you nasty boy” lives in my head rent free
My exact thoughts 💀
The way he drops the calm, cutesy voice when he says "wHATEVER WE WANT?" is so GOOD
"so you *do* know the Bible~"
I love Luth "What is she saying? What the FUCK is she saying!?" Always gets me everytime
there's something suspiciously draco-coded about that moment
Mariah’s “pAssion” during the Barbeque Monoguges is amazing.
TRUE
this entire video is amazing but tbh jon matteson is on another level his are gut-wrenchingly funny
NANI?!
@@junoesqueset that Nani broke me so hard, it's such weeb teenager energy. they really did their homework with cringy teens
Underrated Jon moment
“My barbecue…
my barbecue
MY barbecue”
jon: “b’bobba-Q”
Eh, it's more of;
*MY* Barbeque
*MY* Barbeque
*MY* Barbeque
mah *BAR* -beque!
Joey’s delivery of “Yeah…I don’t want to, though” is phenomenal and you were so right to include it
The way he legitimately freaks out at the skele’in is so funny
The “WHAT. THE FUCK. IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW” has the exact same energy as “im sorry, I have no fucking clue whats going on here” in twisted and I love that so much
'it was an act of god' and 'fucking transcendent' live in my head rent-free
"~fuckin transcendent~" was actually fuckin transcendent
2:38 joey's delivery here was perfect XD
"you're crazy about me"
"WhAt?!"
I need a video like this but it’s just Jon bc I’m obsessed with the way he speaks he makes every character so distinct
interesting... sequel perhaps?
WAIT YOU CANT JUST THROW THE JON AUGH wait the weird little parallel with how Jon pronounces Steph-a-nie I don’t know what or if I means anything but I love that detail!
I feel like it’s similar to how Wiggly enunciates in Black Friday (like “Han-nah”). All these details are just KILLING it!
the line deliveries in this show were Top Tier, i was dying the whole time
the iconic "on the ground bitch im a cop" is my fav line i keep repeating it
Jon really said "Playing? No, I *am* a highschooler *and* an eldritch godking. Like... actually."
"and what, pray tell, might that be, Stephanie?"
"WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET, STEPHANIE?"
these two lines so fucking cool seen next to next omg?????
i was really hoping for Mariah/Caitlyn's "pæassion"✨ in the barbecue monologues
A TERRIBLE OVERSIGHT ON MY PART
Honestly the entirety of the bbq monologues could've gone in this video lol
My favorite line is definitely “I’m not a loser!” during the song Nerdy Prudes Must Die. Jon has come such a long way with his vice from TGWDLM to NPMD. Not to mention, it’s amazing in general and is permanently ingrained in my head.
I replied to another comment saying the same thing but I cut "I'm not a loser" from this at the last second! It's so so good but it's also so so sad and I couldn't find a good place for it among all these goofy lines.
I personally loved Jon’s ‘pay the price… or FUCK OFF’
I’m trying to imagine what impression you would get of the plot if you just watched this video and not the musical
i really tried to mix up the order just to make the experience as insane as possible
I have never seen it before and I’m confused lol
This is one of the best curations of NPMD quotes. The Starkid team killed it in their line deliveries
“my titties are tenderized” caught me so off guard my first time hearing it
Everyone did amazing but Jon, Angela, and Will’s deliveries landed every single time for me, they absolutely killed it
and considering I didn’t care for lex, Jon played supporting/minor roles, and Will wasn’t even there in BF, I wasn’t ready, yea I knew jon was funny cause of tgwdlm, and with smosh I knew Angela was funny too when they let her loose, but like, they all do so good as ridiculous characters
Angela really shined as Grace.
Jon was literally Wiggly in Black Friday, I wouldn't exactly call that a minor role
@@MANIFESTATIONofDORK it was supporting(?), it’s not that he wasn’t a major character but he wasn’t a main character if that makes sense, Jon actually plays Wiggly only like a couple times throughout the musical I think, he doesn’t sing, he mostly exists as a looming force driving the story, yes he is the major antagonist but he’s not the active antagonist, that role belongs to Linda. I hope that makes sense
I think about Max’s “I DIDNT THINK THERED BE A SLEKE-UN HERE” way too often
mariah's "pAAAAEshun" resonates in my head every fucking day
Loved the little digression devoted to hating Clivesdale (as it should be)
tysm 🥰
Wait, Pete's "...yeah. I don't want to, though." mirroring Paul's from TGWDLM.
omfg.
Where is Jagerman's final line? "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWHHATEVER IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT."
Edit: he literally did not rest until he tasted Grace Chastity’s little peach.
Also "I pissed my fucking pants."
The “GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOO NIGHTHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKSSSSSS” directly after too
I love how both Richie and wiggly enunciate and pronounce Stephanie as ste-pha-nie
Can't tell you how much I love both Jon and Angela so to see them SHINE is everything I've ever wanted
The range of characters Jon played… Richie and Wiggly that’s a whole 180° and he plays both so well!
“I got left behind this morning, the bus driver’s a f***ing a$$h0le” is my favorite line delivery of Joey’s EVER.
Jon’s performance as Wiggly is brilliantly done
Thank you so much for including the entire lead up to "here's the thing about a barbeque" because it ALL contributes
it is part of the DELIVERY. the COMMITMENT. the CRAFT.
My favorite non-musical line was probably Peter's "Have some respect for yourself!"
"you *nasty* boy"
“I am only one man’s girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ” will never NOT be funny
Jon pronouncing names with too much syllabl is my new favorite thing.
Max Jagerman is the babygirl of all time.
also: there should at some point be a compilation of all the various "fuck clivesdale" moments in the series
I’m going to do a “fuck clivesdale” compilation
HEAVY ON MAX TBH
“Pasquali’s? On the first date Steph?? Have some respect for yourself” made me lose it omg it needs more recognition
Angela’s performance is so funny and dynamic, she’s truly incredible.
when I tell you I’d have lost my fucking mind if joeys barbecue scene had just been him walking on and off in silence
Steph’s drivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrivedrive at 0:33 kills me every time
My barbeque
My barbeque
My barbeque
MABARBEQ!
i never noticed the piano playes the notes for "darkness will spare my soul" before jon sings in hsikm
Everyone leaves out the best part of the two bagger part. The bit after where Max walks off to the side and says “Get him up. Get that FUCKER up” with his funky little man moves
Jon Matteson is amazing. All I gotta say
"Every KAH-bob" sends me no matter how many times I hear it
What a hard video to make without including the entire freaking show
I edited it as I was rewatching and had to pause like every five seconds to make a clip. Truly a wild joke per minute ratio
I live for when max says “SKELE’ON”
"i am dan reynolds" will never not get me 💀
Just started the video but if I don’t see “skele-en” I’m gonna riot
Edit: YESSSSS
The “skele’un” lines fucking KILLED me and my friend when we were watching it. What an amazing delivery 😂
i would NEVER exclude the skele'un. best lines. engrained in my brain forever.
The smash cut from Pete about to say "Go nighthawks!" to Wiggly saying it REALLY made me laugh
0:53 makes me giggle every single time
"Yeah! Sorry :)"
Love curt
it's such a nothing line on paper but he does SO MUCH with it
ALL of Jon, Angela, Lauren and Will's lines aught to be on here. Jon in particular, like he had a few smaller parts and by god did he make the most of those lines lol
he's never known darker times😔
😔😔😔
and he's covered the protests live at the hatchetfield kennel😔
@@culilaHe is Dan Howell
Honorable mention: "Omg, the fucking bowtie kid?!" Also Kim really took me tf out with a lot of her deliveries. She was stellar in BF ofc, but only played one role, where here she had 6!!!! I loved getting to see even more of her acting skills
congrats to “they didn’t say” on being the line in this musical to actually get me to laugh out loud alone
'Whats in your pocket Stephanie' scratches my brain so well
jon's deliveries were AMAZING in this one - his characters are so convincing and SO funny
"THE SOULS OF THE PERVS MAKE ME STRONG!😈"
I love that line!
"MaaAaaaAax JäaaAÄagerman!!"
"WHAT!?"
Kills me every time. I love it when they're stupid.
I seriously cannot wait until the soundtrack arrives on Spotify I can’t wait to listen to all songs on repeat especially Angela’s voice I love her 😍
If you buy the album you can download it and listen to it in the local files option
the way he says skeleton always gets me lol
"i did not consent TO THIS RONDAYVOOS." love this show so much lmao
The lack of “I need a drink. Give me a cup of hot water and make it strong!” is tragic
I love the “we could take little maxwell and send him on down to drowsytown”
"There's a story behind every burger... every keh-baahb"
1:49 if you listen closely you can hear my maniacal giggle from when i first saw the bbq monologues
joey richter ❤
The moment I realised that Peter really has been waiting for his hot chocolate for five years... The more I learn about starkid the more I love them
i love hearing the audience get cut off when they start laughing at the end of each clip
Imagine not knowing anything about this show and then watching this out of the blue. This show is absolutely incredible.
Special shout out to “what is she saying? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING???” it made me freak tf out when I first heard it
this also works as an amazing out of context video!
I need "You can't fight me, I'm an ethereal being sooooo" on a shirt lol
THEY’RE ALL SO GOOD
I love how transcendent barbecue monologues is
Truly, a Hollywood masterpiece
WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE is my personal favorite
I love how so many of graces lines are in here
4:55 - *me when I catch myself being delusional for a fictional character:*