Hatchetfield Lines I Quote That Confuse People | Starkid

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2023
  • Yes, most of this video is Lauren Lopez #starkid #blackfriday #npmd #nightmaretime #tgwdlm

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  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 7 месяцев назад +985

    the “kick my head” scene is huge for me actually. i legitimately have all of it memorized but i know like two people max who know starkid stuff so i never put that knowledge to use LMAOOO

    • @olioccasionallyanimates27
      @olioccasionallyanimates27 7 месяцев назад +16

      Y'know- Ethan got kicked in the head/ref

    • @mikafizz1022
      @mikafizz1022 7 месяцев назад +2

      Why did you memorize it?

    • @olioccasionallyanimates27
      @olioccasionallyanimates27 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@mikafizz1022 why didn't you?

    • @abigailsalmanac
      @abigailsalmanac 7 месяцев назад +7

      My little sister and I quote it all the time and the rest of our siblings just stare at us 😭

    • @kickyourhead1910
      @kickyourhead1910 7 месяцев назад +5

      lmao kick my head is my user on most things I get asked a lot by people irl what it means

  • @charlotteadase6814
    @charlotteadase6814 7 месяцев назад +779

    Love it, my three additions would be "ARE YOU FRIGHTENED??!" from TGWDLM "You want me to film this?!" from Nerdy Prudes and "awhh right in the subpoena!" from Black Friday, but honestly, once you start listing quotes you'll keep going til you have half the script lmao

  • @kylej5076
    @kylej5076 7 месяцев назад +222

    I never noticed Curt's reaction to the "I hope you dont get a Wiggly" scene

    • @Its_hatchetfield
      @Its_hatchetfield  7 месяцев назад +28

      It’s so funny lol

    • @psm7990
      @psm7990 7 месяцев назад +11

      He’s just like 😐

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 7 месяцев назад +335

    "Yeah, prove it asshole, we're the army."
    "And I'm in a hurry!"
    that cut was fucking beautiful

  • @billiemccarthy8332
    @billiemccarthy8332 7 месяцев назад +316

    as someone who has not seen any of the Nightmare Time videos and therefore has no context to the clips from them, "I oughta cover you in syrup. go make a wallet?!" is so fucking funny to me

    • @Its_hatchetfield
      @Its_hatchetfield  7 месяцев назад +83

      It’s just as weird with context lol

    • @user-bz6mn3tu8k
      @user-bz6mn3tu8k 6 месяцев назад +37

      @@Its_hatchetfieldJeff’s delivery of “I guess I’ll go make a wallet” in abstinence camp kills me every time

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 4 месяца назад +19

      i feel like jon was told to improv punishments and came up with "put you in a canoe", "cover you in syrup", and "let a bird walk all over you"

  • @my-V-
    @my-V- 7 месяцев назад +135

    My favorite is “I certainly don’t LOVE killing”

    • @readingginbed
      @readingginbed 7 месяцев назад +15

      the way they delivered that line too is 🤌🏻💯

    • @Volcanic_Activity
      @Volcanic_Activity 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@readingginbedjae is too iconic

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune Месяц назад +4

      "SELLING DRUGS TO OUR CHILDREN"
      "So, is that a crime?"

  • @cece_____z
    @cece_____z 5 месяцев назад +65

    the thing i love abt “skele-uhn” is that it’s not an unusual way to say “skeleton” but it happens so many times in a row it just elevates it to hilarity

  • @theresaurusrex
    @theresaurusrex 7 месяцев назад +262

    “i’ve met god. he had nothing good to say about you” how is that literally from a starkid show

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 7 месяцев назад +46

      Same energy as "Do you think God stays up in heaven because he too fears what he created?" being from Spy Kids 2

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 7 месяцев назад +53

      There's also "Science says you're dead and gone forever. Reason says I'm talking to the air. But something in my heart, some secret, hidden part, illogical insists that you are there somewhere!"

    • @e_N_n
      @e_N_n 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@QuikVidGuyGod the lyrics in Twisted go CRAZY, that show really makes me cry

  • @MaeFletch
    @MaeFletch 7 месяцев назад +188

    "blaaaack coffee im your coffee gi-" "NOOOOO" idk how this is one of my most common quotes but i sing it ALL the time

    • @Volcanic_Activity
      @Volcanic_Activity 6 месяцев назад +3

      "☝️🤓 um actually, it's coffee *gal* not girl"

  • @knot_sj5292
    @knot_sj5292 7 месяцев назад +254

    Im so sad "does your phone cover calls to hell/shes bisexual and dead where else would she be" wasnt included, i quote that on an almsot daily basis

    • @neoneoli1087
      @neoneoli1087 7 месяцев назад +1

      Where is it from?

    • @knot_sj5292
      @knot_sj5292 7 месяцев назад +5

      When they're in beanies right after grace gets busted by Shapiro in npmd!

  • @octolingo1892
    @octolingo1892 7 месяцев назад +62

    so glad that "my BArbeque" is included I quote that way too often

  • @curiousKuro16
    @curiousKuro16 7 месяцев назад +92

    "Yeah prove it asshole we're the army." Always has me cackling

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 4 месяца назад +1

      super underrated line

  • @beetlejuiceblues12
    @beetlejuiceblues12 7 месяцев назад +126

    I literally closed my eyes and tried to see how quickly I could pick up on the quote and recite it along with the video lmao I think I'm hyperfixating on Starkid again

  • @TnoyKaraxis
    @TnoyKaraxis 7 месяцев назад +147

    I have one friend who has seen TGWDLM and NPMD and laughs at my quotes. It’s usually just quoting Ted.

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm sure you are, RUclips user TnoyKaraxis

  • @MabelTemiki
    @MabelTemiki 7 месяцев назад +157

    Great video 😀I was hoping “hello fwiendy-wends” and “WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!” Would be here 🤣

  • @lightbornindarkness
    @lightbornindarkness 7 месяцев назад +76

    The cabbage patch kid bit always gets me 😂

  • @H0RR0R_CR0W
    @H0RR0R_CR0W 6 месяцев назад +14

    I lost my crap when they revealed Peter as the hot chocolate kid

  • @greywolfe8012
    @greywolfe8012 7 месяцев назад +22

    I frequently sing "What do you want, Paul?" I don't know anyone named Paul, it's just become my way of asking what someone wants lol

  • @Codyrat405
    @Codyrat405 7 месяцев назад +193

    Black Friday is one of my favorites and Emma is my favorite she’s so iconic

    • @Codyrat405
      @Codyrat405 7 месяцев назад +5

      4:10

    • @Its_hatchetfield
      @Its_hatchetfield  7 месяцев назад +29

      Lauren Lopez is just the best in anything she's in lol

  • @sophiafaris5437
    @sophiafaris5437 7 месяцев назад +29

    I do the “ok. Ok. Ok” a lot

  • @MrsFoxx492
    @MrsFoxx492 7 месяцев назад +34

    “Aw sorry, fresh out of your favorite food!” Is something me and my husband reference all the time 😂

  • @unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045
    @unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045 6 месяцев назад +24

    I love Curt's face after "I hope you don't get a Wiggly. I hope you fucking die." just O-O (meanwhile Kim just goes >:0)

  • @kaaiitlin
    @kaaiitlin 7 месяцев назад +42

    I didn’t realise how much I quote Paul until I rewatched TGWDLM

  • @readingginbed
    @readingginbed 7 месяцев назад +44

    i taught my 6 yo niece the cool beans part from NPMD 😂 i quoted it one day and it made her laugh, so i showed her ONLY that part of the song (bc c’mon, she’s 6) and that’s basically all she said for an entire hour

  • @sagegreeeeeeen
    @sagegreeeeeeen 7 месяцев назад +93

    I quote almost all of these literally every day…. Especially NPMD

  • @lounanotfluentinenglish
    @lounanotfluentinenglish 6 месяцев назад +15

    I literally just left my room mumbling "I've never known darker times, and I've covered the protests live..." and my french family that doesn't know anything about Starkid is already tired of my presence ✨

  • @montikups1099
    @montikups1099 3 месяца назад +6

    Goldstein's monologue 1:22 is how I found out my longtime friend also liked Starkid. It had never come up in conversation until then and it was like we discovered we were in the same secret society. Our poor friend group, we spent the next hour talking about Hatchetfield.

  • @Ramblys_Tea_Party
    @Ramblys_Tea_Party 7 месяцев назад +13

    Me and my best friend regularly quote the ‘should we kill him? Should we kill him??’ At any and every opportunity

  • @mari._.the._.extrovert5674
    @mari._.the._.extrovert5674 7 месяцев назад +17

    I religiously quote "Yea.. i don't want to though. Your fckin useless pete/paul!" All the time now. And im not mad about it.

  • @user-wm1yc2gk2w
    @user-wm1yc2gk2w 7 месяцев назад +45

    5:42
    so you just chant a demonic ritual at your friends?

    • @lillianmanuel4956
      @lillianmanuel4956 7 месяцев назад +13

      you don't?

    • @Its_hatchetfield
      @Its_hatchetfield  7 месяцев назад +15

      I just sing only that part of the song all the time at my house and my parents just look at me weird even though they know what it’s from lol

    • @justme7410
      @justme7410 7 месяцев назад +4

      hell i sing and quote bury the body all the time

    • @flaxyus996
      @flaxyus996 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@justme7410I imagine how Starkid fans' friends feel...
      - hey, man, whatcha up too?
      - POKOOOTHO, BLIKLOTEP, T'NOY KARAXIS...
      - yeah no, can you sing something else?
      - ...WE'RE GONNA BURY THE BODY-
      - oh God please no
      - ..fucKING GO FOR IT

  • @jamesmoriarty2329
    @jamesmoriarty2329 Месяц назад +4

    Can't believe that Curt Mega’s President freakout in Black Friday wasn't on this.

  • @BronzeWarrior210
    @BronzeWarrior210 3 месяца назад +7

    A personal favourie of mine is "WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET, STE-PHA-NIE?"

  • @dannylavender
    @dannylavender 7 месяцев назад +11

    Some of my personal favourites are Linda's "HWHAT???", Hidgens' "business", and the first verse of "What Do You Say"

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg 6 месяцев назад +9

    Forgot how beautifully Max says skele?on.
    Also, "Ah yes, shop class. Where if you don't chop your finger off, you get an A."
    "No! If you put in the effort and show up to class, I'd never let an accident like that affect your grade!"
    Is one that i desperately need to reference to anyone who will listen

  • @kaleighmagnant
    @kaleighmagnant 7 месяцев назад +17

    So it's not a quote but i always say the little "huh huh" and do the hand movement from when Paul is singing moana whenever I hear that song from moana

  • @justme7410
    @justme7410 7 месяцев назад +6

    I literally sing bury the body almost all the time it's so catchy!

  • @CelestalMeme
    @CelestalMeme Месяц назад +3

    I'm actually so happy I'm not the only one who randomly sings the intro to the The Summoning

  • @szaremm
    @szaremm 7 месяцев назад +15

    i was waiting for "IT IS GOD'S PLAN"

  • @RandomCabin3Camper
    @RandomCabin3Camper Месяц назад +5

    "Shut the fuck up 🎶" Is my to go TGWDLM quote.

  • @darramations
    @darramations 6 месяцев назад +5

    My friend has no idea about anything hatchetfield related but he thinks the name “nerdy prudes must die” is really funny so we started an inside joke where we just say nerdy prudes must die or replace the nerdy part of it with somthing related to somthing we were talking about beforehand

  • @littlemissantisocial
    @littlemissantisocial 6 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that I mouthed along to at least half of these proves your point perfectly 😂😂😂

  • @erikacornet9594
    @erikacornet9594 7 месяцев назад +4

    WHY O WHY can I qoute this whole video

  • @celiacolladorivas548
    @celiacolladorivas548 6 месяцев назад +3

    I was playing this video in the living room and my boyfriend started talking and singing along to the quotes from the kitchen 💀

  • @jennamoore3169
    @jennamoore3169 7 месяцев назад +4

    GOT MY FOOT ON THE GAS

  • @tartarusempress1583
    @tartarusempress1583 26 дней назад +1

    any good hatchetfield fan randomly quotes the entire start of the summoning!

  • @flaxyus996
    @flaxyus996 2 месяца назад +2

    The 2:57 and confused "uhh.. fuck you?" from Emma after the "you, beat it!" - are the only legitimate ways to say "fuck you" and I use both of them

  • @frozenlemon
    @frozenlemon 6 месяцев назад +3

    “See! She can be taught!” Is something I need to say more

  • @Snakepit_Media
    @Snakepit_Media 7 месяцев назад +4

    These are literally all my favorite parts thank you

  • @XenaNemyt
    @XenaNemyt 7 месяцев назад +9

    Love this💚💚💚 😂😂😂 Starkid musicals are really something else ❤️

  • @DaveTh3Ninja
    @DaveTh3Ninja 7 месяцев назад +8

    I ought to cover you with syrup. Go make.a wallet!

    • @DaveTh3Ninja
      @DaveTh3Ninja 7 месяцев назад

      Pete Spankofski needs to fall into the Bastard's Box in the worst way. I have never seen a character that has needed to Back to the Future 2/Everything, Everywhere, All At Once more.

    • @DaveTh3Ninja
      @DaveTh3Ninja 7 месяцев назад

      Decaf Whhhhaaaattt?

    • @DaveTh3Ninja
      @DaveTh3Ninja 7 месяцев назад +1

      The Hatchet Town opening goes harder at the jump than any other Hatchetfield song. It is known. He IS Dan Reynolds.

    • @DaveTh3Ninja
      @DaveTh3Ninja 7 месяцев назад

      And ending with songs that just get stuck in my head too. Let It Out. The Summoning. I get Use It Or Lose It a lot. When Pete does inevitably face off with Tinky it should end with Next Time from Yellow Jacket. Next Time is such a live show show ender. Shame about time and plagues and people not wanting to tour anymore.

  • @zayamoone
    @zayamoone 6 месяцев назад +2

    I wish I could quote these, but if my family ever found out about half of the stuff in this series I think I’d have some problems. I have to physically restrain myself from saying half of these on a daily basis

  • @stefaniegiambrone4217
    @stefaniegiambrone4217 Месяц назад

    My go to at work when we’re in the weeds is “we’re gonna keep cool beans, we’re gonna keep the beans cool

  • @TBG1
    @TBG1 4 месяца назад +2

    The number of times I've quoted the ,,I'm dead" is not healthy, I think

  • @NinjaCoto
    @NinjaCoto 6 месяцев назад +2

    This is… amazing

  • @emilyclark8772
    @emilyclark8772 7 месяцев назад +9

    Go make a wallet!

  • @theinimitablejora522
    @theinimitablejora522 7 месяцев назад +22

    Good to know I’m not the only one who quotes JOYOUS DAYYYYYYYYY

  • @elsabug6769
    @elsabug6769 5 месяцев назад +5

    I’m hyperfixed on npmd right now, it’s my first starkid show, & I am SO excited to open the bag of worms that is Hatchetfield. All this shit looks so fun & absolutely ridiculous😭 & with SO much talent too, like wow.🤧💖🫶✨
    Also this is my first time realizing several tiktok audios are from these shows,, it’s so freaking funny😭😪 XD

    • @Its_hatchetfield
      @Its_hatchetfield  5 месяцев назад +2

      Welcome to the fandom lol. The hatchetfield series is definitely some of my favorites of the ones they’ve done so I hope you like them too! They’re insane but in the best way lol

    • @elsabug6769
      @elsabug6769 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Its_hatchetfield 💖🪓

  • @gremlinshipperontheloose2488
    @gremlinshipperontheloose2488 Месяц назад +2

    THE SKELE'UN BIT IS SO REAL