100 StarKid quotes I quote daily
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- Опубликовано: 14 май 2020
- Yes I do sing all the parts in wagon on fire thank you very much
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A Very Potter Musical:
• A Very Potter Musical ...
Me and My Dick:
• Me And My Dick Act 1 P...
A Very Potter Sequel:
• A Very Potter Sequel A...
Starship:
• Starship Act 1 Part 1
Holy Musical B@man!:
• Holy Musical B@man! Ac...
A Very Potter Senior Year:
• A Very Potter Senior Y...
Twisted:
• Twisted: The Untold St...
Ani:
• ANI: A Parody
Trail to Oregon:
• The Trail to Oregon!
OREGON BLOOPS!!!:
• OREGON BLOOPS!!!
Firebringer:
• Firebringer
Behind the Scenes of Firebringer:
/ behind_the_scenes_of_f...
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals:
• The Guy Who Didn't Lik...
Black Friday:
• Black Friday
All credit goes to Team StarKid:
/ @starkid 
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When we are at school I am the only one who wears a watch so I quote almost everyday 'wear a watch. Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe; it deserves its own tool of measurement'
Im very glad im not the only one who annoys people with this line.
I really need a watch ._.
Dude I’m also the only person among my friends who wears a watch and so I could totally annoy my friends with this
Every time I wear a watch it stops working, and when I take it off, it starts working again...😐😑😐
Oh and this happened to 3 or 4 watches in a row😅
Yeah, I do this AlL tHe TiMe.
The “it was Dora.” “Miss Explorer!” One still kills me every time.
Its exPLORA not explorer
Every now and then I just gasp and say "Miss Explora!!"
My favorite quote from Starkid is “I’ve been preparing for the apocalypse for 27 years, you bet we got booze.”
(Or something like that) Also thanks for the heart!
Lmao! Mine is for sure “you can’t fool me with numbers Krayonder!”
the Lauren whiplash from craphole to Linda caught me SO off guard
Sis got RANGE
🌱☀️👦🏼 Maybe that grass should've done the same 👦🏼☀️🌱
✨✂️👠 𝐸𝓍𝒸𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓇, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝑜 𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓈 𝒹𝑜? 👠✂️✨
1.1kth like haha, not important but still😂
crAAAAPhOOOOLe is my name
Now to ruth
this is to realistic. yesterday i stubbed my toe and said "thanks hermione."
This is all your fault Jafar
Thats just tiny little acts of God
"God did it to us, damn Him to Hell"
and we all know that god is a vicious two faced prick
@@sssimpwolf76 you're right! In fact, that's why we killed him!
I’m a barista and I think of “latte hottay” almost every day
Embody the Latte Hottay
It is literally part of my Instagram bio LOL
Kelly Taylor Lmao that’s awesome!
In the wise words of Robert manion: Barista yeah
Maybe someone calls you a "latte hottay" and you would never know ┐( -⌔- )┌
Clark just dead ass staring while Craphole talks about putting scorpions in his mouth is iconic in of itself.
It is quite astounding how often my brain spontaneously goes “ THE DUCK IS LORD, THE DUCK IS LORD, THE DUCK IS LORD LORD LORD, THE DUCK IS LORD!”
Cassie's Creations 😂 Best would be if the teacher knew about StarKid 😊😂
Can I find someone to mesgae online? Idc who u r (I won't meet up or anything). Pls none of my friends like starkid (I'm trying to introduce them and one is watching them but she won't talk bout it! She watched mamd for some reason and she LOVES glee but she won't watch any with Darren in
@@nacho_girl well if you still want someone to talk to then I would be able to talk here!😁
@@billolson8766 damn 2 years. Yeah sorry I got insta since then and found a community. :)
@@nacho_girl alright! Good for you!
Online classes really got me quoting working boys on the daily
Antonia Miranda y five o’ clock cant come soon enough, i cant wait to get home to my booooooooooois. Also: Business calls im up to my ass in shit.
“Markets are crashing and I’m at the edge of my wits” I use that all the time
Also firebringer. I don't really wanna do the work today.
I cant say goddamn it without adding "now I have to make a tea with honey" on the end 😹
Sameeee
With the exact tone and inflection, every single time, and I can't say it around an Emma because they're gonna be so confused
this is like half jeff half lauren and half joe walker
Molly whiteman mAtHs
『latte hatte』 i’m smart i promise it was just late
Molly whiteman it’s fine I’m gay I can’t do maths anyway
『latte hatte』 hahahaha what a mood
Im so gay i cant think straight
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
@@artictwister2019 am hufflepuff, not sure
@@artictwister2019 I FIND the comment section under this video very interesting.
Leti L well I don’t FIND that surprising at all
What the *hell* is a hufflepuff
Batman, recognising polyamorous parenting relationships since 2012
VERONIKA ZIOUECHE well he said ‘because they *probably* don’t have another mamma and papa’ so that’s what I based this comment off of
i'm so upset that "you think killing people might make them like you but it doesn't... it just makes people dead" wasn't in here lmao
He is lord, duck is lord, he is lord lord lord, duck is lord
Every Sunday in church.
Let us pray that he is pleased and be grateful
The amount of times i sing this under my breathe...
This is what goes through my head constantly and then when I start giggling and people ask what's so funny it gets awkward
It happened during dinner with my family
@@CallieGartner :)
@@burhanuddinmaskawala187 what did you say?
you just quoted the entire starkid fandom
the great thing is, if something goes wrong we can even choose between "thanks, hermione" and "this is all your fault, jafar"
Or blame God in 5 different ways
Newer contribution, but "God's leaving me out to dry; do something you sonuvabitch!" from NPMD is also acceptable
"That's like, the most terrible smell you've ever heard"
-Dylan Saunders, "Everybody Smells"
I somehow always forget about Cornwallis and I always die when I see him
I FELT THISSSSS
Same!! 😂
What a blessing! :)
“Yeah I’m sorry but here at TGI Friday’s all we can offer you is lukewarm service and a forced fun atmosphere”
I love Meredith
I also quote ‘dooooo wadadadadada doooooo wadadadadada eeeeeeeeeeeee’ constantly too
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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_eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_
**internal screaming** comment fits perfectly
friend: says either “mama” or “papa”
me: i neVER HAD A PONY
I nEvEr HaD pEtS-
jUsT a DuMB ShIt BuTLer
wHo BuiLDs DuMb ShiT jEts
OHHH
I’m fAllInG ApaRT
"Am I the [insert positive attribute here]est? NO I'M NOT"
*m o o d*
Yes but admit it joey said some words wrong -
Am I the one that you should know?
Him - no I'm not
Everyone watching - yes you are
This is so accurate
Yesterday I hit my elbow on a table and said “you ArE noT peRmitteD tO toUcH”
It’s all your fault Ja’Far
I waited the entire video for "God is dead, when you see him in hell tell him Junior sent you" and now I'm sad
I'm a simple gal; I see "OX LIKE ME," I upvote
I love that Curt is the one who sings ‘Has she PT seen her hubby?’ during what do you say because he’s actually married to Kim
Wait really?? That’s pretty epic of them
Lol. Every time I see Meredith and Brian H talking with each other I think so cute.
Eg. Firebringer
Aww smelly balls you love Jemila and you love smelly balls Jemila.
Also when I first watched I thought of how they would get the babies to eat so either smelly balls or ducker had some fun (probably ducker cause smelly balls' balls smell
@@nacho_girl Well, they had to find out that smellyballs had smelly balls somehow.
StarKid quotes takes up the space in my brain that should be reserved for useful information. Oh well.
It’s become a real problem
ella desarae right i can’t work without answering with a starkid quote
Starkid quotes are useful information
Starkid quotes are useful information, for example, in a Starkid quote contest with a $10,000 cash prize coming to Netflix the summer of 2021 :D
That is useful information
i love how lauren has facial expression even when shes playing a giant stuffed worm
"UGGGGGHHHH EWW WHAT ARE YOU WHAT A R E Y OOOOOU" is my state of mind when I see people I hate
"UGGGGHHHH EWW WHAT ARE YOU WHAT A R E Y OOOOOU" is my state of mind when I see people
I quote “redvines” “I’m a snakeeee” and “am I bleeding?” All the damn time
She had the lying tounge if a snake makes me think of Joe Walker saying SLAAAAAAVE or SNAAAAAKE
I can't believe I forgot "I'm a snaaaakkkeeee" existed. I'm a failure.
I'm concerned that I know every. single. one.
me too
Same lol
Same
I'd be concerned if you didn't know all of them.
@@yeshevishman same
"SATAN IS A R- they're all into fortnite, dude"
SATAN IS A REALLY MSN!
SATAN IS A REAL MAN!!!!!!!!
SATAN IS A REAL MAN!
the fact that “did you get my text?.......well you didnt text me back” isnt in here is CRIMINAL
Was waiting for Ron eating his massive chocolate saying 'everytime I look at her i get these pains in my chest and I know its her fault, that bitch' 😂😂😂
the amount of times i just randomly remember “there’s lots to learn ho ho ho ho” is too much
OX LIKE ME
OK for me I never sing the proper lyrics and in tgwdlm I have to struggle to not sing barista yeah when Lauren is singing her first solo bit
I made a ten minute video of it on my channel in case you need it more in your head.
I don't see my favourite!!! "Look at me. I'm a girl with a gun. I'm out for blood." *Swings gun around*
and if anyone thinks that makes me less of a man they can speak to my *fucking gun*
May I ask what that is from? I'm stupid
@@nacho_girl mine is from trail to oregon, i think the reply is from the guy who didn't like musicals
i just want to know who came up with the mouse prince monologue script. i want whatever you were having and i also want the script for the monologue.
I’m not sure who came up with it, but I think I heard that they had since AVPM but couldn’t find a place to put it in that or AVPS
I get this feeling that they just let A.J. loose on stage and told him to go nuts
the fact that none of laurens characters look or sound the same scares me
My legs are really long compared to my torso, so I can actually kick above my own head. So whenever I "threaten" people I tell them I'm gonna kick their head and whenever they laugh or get confused i kick in the air right next to their face and they're always shocked.
I once accidentally kicked my now boyfriend to prove that I could kick that high
@@kaykeller4175 boss move, sis
Ranboo????
God. The emotional whiplash between 'what Tim wants' and then 'hi I'm Bruce Man'
I love how even though Paul doesn't like musicals, he still knew the entire opening to Moana when no one else did. And if that isn't main character energy then idk what else is
Also tell me why I for real forget his name was Paul and wrote "Jon" out at first bc I'm so used to just calling them all by their real names
Paul probably likes animation but dint knew that moana was a musical
I think its cuz he babysat for alice and she likes musicals and he went along with it for her
*Te amo tambien.... lo siento.*
It makes me proud that I know what it means without translator (yes I did learn lo siento on translator before I watched)
"I love you too...I'm sorry"
my favorite headcanon is that the homeless guy wasnt infected by the aliens but he joined in because he felt left out....
That very moment when your from Germany and you can't just quote random english lines in a german conversation...
Geteiltes Leid ist halbes Leid 😫
No one can do it casually. Thats the point. Just do it and blame it on jafar
Same I'm Spanish so I just do it in my head
I traduce them to my native language so it confuses people even more 🤪🥵
uhh can relate,,,,,,, im russian
Every time I watch Heathers and JD starts becoming his psycho self, I always imagine JD as Cletus Jones, “Hi my name is James Dean and I’ve killed 3 people 👌”
I thought it was just me
Kiki Likes theatre too much I’m glad I’m not the only one XD
If I do anything wrong at all I either say "You're fucking useless Paul", "it's all your fault Jafar", or "thanks Hermione" it's becoming a problem
15:16 when Rob Manion and I get married we're gonna tell our kids this was One Direction
Grace Wilbourn LOL
Yikes...look like your not gonna get married...
@@evieanne06 meaning...???
Grace Wilbourn Did you see what he tweeted on June 2?
@@evieanne06 he's bi, not full-on gay
anytime anything mad happens I just blame Hermione
NO. You must blame Jafar!!
Or Herman
I blame Ja'far
I blame ALL of them!!
Or jafar
Paul’s “WhAAAAaaaaAAAAtTt???” Is the most underrated overacting in that entire musical…
And…
That musical has Show Stopping Number in it.
Me: enjoying the funny lines and good harmonies
StarKid: *What Tim Wants*
Me: now extremely sad
11:57 - HOW DOES SOMEONE QUOTE THIS
LITERALLY WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS MANY YEARS AGO OR THEY HOLD UP THEIR FINGER I QUOTE THIS
I DO IT WHENEVER MY FRIENDS ASK FOR A STORY OR FOR ME TO TELL THEM AYYYINH
*grunt* wEAR A WATCH
My favorite is “you got my hopes up so high and then you mugged and shot them in an alley way”
Also: don’t pause @ 18:53
I was at like 18:45 when I saw this so I just waited it out and oml I love this
Chaotic jeff blim
Why not? I'm confused I saw it but idk why you shouldn't
Why not? I'm confused I saw it but idk why you shouldn't
18:53 is mood
mad respect if you can sing every part in Wagon on Fire
When the going gets tough
And you're smoking a cigarette
Not for a taste of it
The madness, it grows like a flame
Through his soul and it's time
For some payback Conditions are right
The kindle is dry
It's a labor of chemistry
photo
Just a tiny spark
Send the light through the dark
And the devil's unleashed
Hell is your destiny
Your wagon is on fire!
Your wagon is aflame
Your wagon is on fire
It'll never be the same Now is the next part of the plan
Grab the girl and let's get going
The tall one with the ugly dress?
That's my future wife! Show some respect
But this is all fucked, I thought it would be clean
How could it been when we're burning families?
Grab or bag her, anyway you want
I'm too busy saying "What's going on?"And life as you know it is changing
Desperate times call for measures (Mr. McDoon)
Wedding bells, they are clanging (The Bandit King)
Another one's ash in my treasure Your wagon is on fire! (When did this get serious?)
(When my world's at stake) Your journey is a sham
You should've paid attention, Dad - There are lives to save
And all that you desire (Why aren't you furious?)
(We're not far behind) You're back where you began
It's all just part of the grind
We'll take it one day at a time
And we'll find our way back home
Are we gone to Oregon?
Oregon! -Regon!
When you got mud on your dick!
Your welcomr
Well I do my best every time. Same with the end of happy ending
I absolutely love it and learned the lyrics after the first time I saw trail to oregon and now I can't watch it without singing it
I started wearing a watch at school and now I remember that sentence everytime
I always wore a watch to school since before The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. Well, I actually wear a watch every day. I'm one of the few teenagers I know who do.
I still say the quote, though.
I. Need to find a watch to do this with my mum (ill throw it on the sofa) brb
Lol I did it 😂 but I forgot the bit about time being a unique force of something so I did a joey and said hohohohohohohohohoho it deserves its on tool of measurement and my mum just looked at me sarcastically and said that worked well
The only reason I don’t is because I haven’t got it memorized yet
I'm falling in love falling in love falling in love with Lauren Lopez.......and basically all of starkid
Cassie's Creations same
Cassie's Creations and also joey richter🙃
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
With all of starkidddd
On the occasion I'll just sing/quote "What do you want, Paul?" Unprompted- but it has so much potential prompted too lol
The entire "What do you say" is quoted on the daily. And "No one remembers Achmed."
I remember, before I saw Twisted, my boyfriend whispering "Achmed is a tiger fucker" at any given moment. I honestly don't know if its funnier with context or without XD
@EphemeralDarkness22 YOOO I do that with my girlfriend too!! Trying to get a chance to show her the scene because she's genuinely concerned for me- 😅
Whenever that clip of Jeff breaking character during Independence is in a compilation I just get so happy because I love seeing him laughing at his own jokes. Like yes Jeff, it’s funny. Laugh. It’s beautiful.
“Sing the beginning of Moana!!”
“What?!”
*cue multiple people singing random things in an attempt to sing the song*
“It’s the circle of liiiiiiiiiife”
Sir, how do you quote that? And how do you do it daily?!
Easy really
Don’t matter whether it’s in context or out. I go up to my mate and literally tap her on her shoulder and scream in her face “SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA”
i appreciate the fact that
"doo wah dahdahdahdahdah
doo wah dahdahdahdahdah
doo wah dahdahdahdahdah
doo wah dahdahdahdahdah
eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE"
is one of your daily quotes
Isn’t it one of yours? 😂
I kinda wish they would remake the Very Potter Musical(s) after corona so the film quality could be better but ik they wouldn’t😔
They just wouldn't be the same without Darren criss
@@nerdgirl7363 just make a mask of Daren's face and have Jon matterson wear it the entire show
no
@@mickys8065 yes
I constantly bring up the clip of Lauren as crap hole explaining how he thinks as a child whenever me or my husband get frustrated with parenting 😂 our kids are that age and she REALLY nailed it!!
I probably speak around 100 times a day and by your logic, that means I only speak in StarKid quotes which is surprisingly accurate.
THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS
Lauren's face at 23.13 is the biggest mood
LMAO
23:13 - just so it's easier
Lol I didn't notice that before
in what instance do you quote the mouse prince monologue outside of dnd?
literally all the time?? why’s are you questioning this???
Ok u just inspired me to use that as a monologue for auditions THANK YOU
Any time. Sometimes I just quote starkid with absolutely 0 context
Mero CV
I do this constantly
We were at youth group one time and I impulsively dropped to the floor, rolled towards my friends, and then popped up shouting,
“DiD sOmEoNe SaY dRaCo MaLfOy?!”
Just go up to random people waiting in lines
your day to day life is crazy
“I don’t wanna do the work today” is how I found StarKid and I’m so grateful for it 🥰✨
Man I’m happy the only people I’ve spoken to in lockdown are also star kid fans who understand these quotes
Same tho I spent lockdown finding a starkid fan (I failed so I've started going on rblx servers and shouting who is a starkid fan and no one ever replies or they say never heard. Of it
10:06 WEAR A WATCH!!!
Underrated comment
"Tonight-" "-it was Dora!" Idky but this made me laugh
14:12-14:18
I quote this daily whenever someone tries to take something out of my room without permission
What does he call the thing he's holding?
Fwiendy-Wend. Trust me, it makes sense in context. XD
This is the random Starkid content i need
I just routinely sing wagon on fire and my fellow theatre friends will join in
For me it's 'well the medallion says that's dumb so we're not gonna do that' specifically every time I see bacon medallions in my job at a supermarket, extended to every time I see bacon
YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO TOUCH!
The moment with Jim saying "don't you mean princess?" is so lovely now that xe has come out!
1:28 Clark really be looking at her like "fuck no, Zaz"
GUYS STOP ITS 1:37 IN THE MORNING AND IMA WAKE UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH MY WHEEZING
I actually do use Schwoopsie on a regular basis but no one ever notices. If anyone ever does, I'll not let them go ever. My condolences in advance.
Gosh that Jeff's laugh at 12:28 is so wholesome
20:39 is the best way to annoy my sister
Lauren’s “Noted. Thank you so much” is my favorite part of that entire show
i love the way he delivers the "what the fuck" after her saying they made up the duck thing 20:55
Sad there isn't any Jim quotes from Little White Lie
I constantly find myself thinking "oh it's l-i-e-r babe"
We get it Ethan you can spell😔
"And I'm happy as a squirrel, when I'm her with mister Quirrrrel" not being included is a *crime*
The "My name is Cleetus Jones and I've killed 👌 people" is my go to.
“CrAAAAaaphole yeah that’s me! I’m seven and I’m Maaaaaaaale! MOOOuthface is what my friends call me! I’m looking for love on the trail” was an earworm during my most recent english exam
4:48 ah yes how I love quoting
“Do wa da da da da do wa dada dada eeeeee eeeeee” all the time
I could watch Joe say 'mama and papa' all day.
Me: trying to figure out where these would come into a conversation the entire time
…con-ver..sa-tion?
"I could be falling in love (×3) w Hermione Granger"
Me: I'm falling in hell, falling in hell, falling in hell, with Percabeth
@@farateq finally someone understands my pain
why
@@jayemillichap1559 BECAUSE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE RICK, I WILL REMIND HIM ABOUT IT TILL THE DAY HE DIES
@@burhanuddinmaskawala187 none of us will ever forgive him
@@jayemillichap1559 duh
I love how 23:05 goes perfectly with 23:08
I swear when anything good happens i always say "red vines, what the hell can't they do"
Always quote the way Sherman says "The years have passed" just because it's so funny to me.
i randomly say “decaf.. WHATTTT” during the day
Definitely
1:37 look at him in the background lmaooo
CLARK
How didn't he laugh
Has anyone been on Lauren's starkid wiki page with the almost never ending talents one of which someone put the Lauren quote but with gluten instead of scorpion. Also Lauren put 2 things on that list (1. Smiling while reading what ppl put about her. And the second that I forgot
"Business calls, I'm up to my ass in shit
What is this business?
Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits
I just can't take it"
I can't.
The first time I saw it I died so hard.