Guilliman Gets REAL MAD

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
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  • @videopolice432
    @videopolice432 6 месяцев назад +15819

    Rowboat: Don't try to stop me Marius"
    Marius: "Stop you? My Lord, I want front row seats"

    • @briochepanda
      @briochepanda 6 месяцев назад +755

      Thiel: Let me get out my pocket rain poncho.

    • @Jefrejtor
      @Jefrejtor 6 месяцев назад +359

      Ride or die typa homie

    • @Skiritai
      @Skiritai 6 месяцев назад +639

      Marius: AND GUILLIMAN HAS LORGAR OVER HIS HEAD, OH DEAR GOD, IT LOOKS LIKE GUILLIMAN IS GOING FOR THE BANE-BATMAN BACK SNAP CRACKLE POP!!!

    • @beckjayjohn5781
      @beckjayjohn5781 6 месяцев назад +56

      ​@@Skiritai lol 😆

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 6 месяцев назад +87

      ​@@Skiritai Rapdaddy Gigachad: "The fire rises, brother"

  • @smackarel7
    @smackarel7 6 месяцев назад +6268

    Lorgar has reemerged from the eye of terror after 10,000 years and OH MY EMPEROR ITS GUILLIMAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

    • @ayethe4603
      @ayethe4603 5 месяцев назад +822

      The raven lord on the side line handing guilliman more steel chairs

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 5 месяцев назад +407

      ​@@ayethe4603 Nah, he got a ladder and a sack of Lego pieces.

    • @christbenitez8797
      @christbenitez8797 5 месяцев назад +333

      Caw! Caw! Motherfcker!
      -Corax said calmly to lorgar while he rushing em with the speed of Mac Jesus.

    • @volofant
      @volofant 5 месяцев назад +218

      AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, LORGAR IS BROKEN IN HALF!

    • @AbysmalRapture
      @AbysmalRapture 5 месяцев назад +118

      watch out Watch Out WATCH OUT!!! RKO!!!!! RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!

  • @darksider2903
    @darksider2903 6 месяцев назад +9337

    Traitor primarchs:: We have chaos gods on our side.
    Guilliman:: I have a mother on my side.

    • @julianpradarodriguez7336
      @julianpradarodriguez7336 6 месяцев назад +408

      In Pharos Guilliman broke a hole in reality to reach Tarasha

    • @Gaaxure
      @Gaaxure 6 месяцев назад +148

      Guillimom FTW!!!

    • @voomvoom4522
      @voomvoom4522 6 месяцев назад +147

      The might of Chaos is no match for good old Mom.

    • @dylanhernandez3131
      @dylanhernandez3131 6 месяцев назад

      Big E is most likely an amalgam of 12 shamans so he's got more mums than anyone if you don't think about it@lukeBryen2

    • @pichughost7974
      @pichughost7974 6 месяцев назад +26

      Boom! Mic drop

  • @feris2137
    @feris2137 6 месяцев назад +2781

    Watching Guilliman lose his shit is always peak cinema because he is THE reasonable Primarch, but when someone truly gets under his skin, his lines would make Jaghatai proud

    • @gigaus0
      @gigaus0 6 месяцев назад +243

      Meanwhile, Dorn is hearing red static in the Cage, and Vulcan is using Curze's face to open his hammer's lockbox.

    • @Azraiel213
      @Azraiel213 5 месяцев назад +121

      *Robute Guilliman has joined the server*
      Chaos: Why tf did BFG Division just kick in?

    • @598019001
      @598019001 5 месяцев назад +158

      Guilliman can be a bit boring (Which yah, Logistics are boring, He still wins wars), Sometimes it feels like he is treated like a super special choir boy, but when he is on the extremes of the emotional spectrum, I fucking love it. Whether it be Ultra-Fury or Ultra-depression, Guilliman is at his most fun when he sets down his pens and paper and starts to strangle a bitch.

    • @EndymionMhr
      @EndymionMhr 5 месяцев назад

      He turned curze into a can opener ​@@gigaus0

    • @Azorees-oj5zr
      @Azorees-oj5zr 5 месяцев назад +28

      The Khan just going “bruh” in his head after hearing what you said.

  • @DonovanFlamingusIII
    @DonovanFlamingusIII 6 месяцев назад +1912

    Robot Girlyman: don’t try to stop me
    Marius: my lord, the codex demands a shakily handled camera and the shouting of Worldstar. I volunteer my services.

    • @theemperorschosen7607
      @theemperorschosen7607 5 месяцев назад +170

      "But my lord, I'm bringing the boss music theme for the show."

    • @hanspeter8011
      @hanspeter8011 5 месяцев назад +74

      So that’s why the cameraman never dies!

    • @astroboy6515
      @astroboy6515 4 месяца назад +18

      Pffft.
      Worldstar

    • @S31Syntax
      @S31Syntax 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@theemperorschosen7607and a couple of servoskulls to carry a healthbar

    • @quitequiet5281
      @quitequiet5281 24 дня назад +8

      I happily march forward recording device in hand smiling with camera man plot armor... : )

  • @SvengelskaBlondie
    @SvengelskaBlondie 6 месяцев назад +3757

    Reboot Gigabyte: I will end him with my bear hands
    Marius: At least let me get some popcorn and drinks first

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 6 месяцев назад +172

      Robert Guillotine's bear hands slap the hardest

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 6 месяцев назад

      @@Flesh_Wizard 9 out of 10 word bearers can attest to that, even though they have no way of saying it (GIrlyman slapped them so hard their melon's exploded).

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 6 месяцев назад +128

      @@Flesh_Wizard Some of the word bearers found slaps from Reginal Goldylocks to be quite... mindblowing 🤣

    • @TheCheffer76
      @TheCheffer76 6 месяцев назад +32

      I have to do this..barehand

    • @elementalgamer0732
      @elementalgamer0732 6 месяцев назад +56

      Bro getting respect for being a bad ass and yall still won't call him by his real name 😂

  • @jacobbrown7367
    @jacobbrown7367 6 месяцев назад +1692

    Left out the best part. Shortly thereafter we get Lorgar's perspective, and he realizes that all those slights, jabs, insults and hidden hatred he thought Guilliman had against him before then were completely imagined

    • @SilverKnight003
      @SilverKnight003 6 месяцев назад +505

      Lorgar sitting with his head in his hands just like: “I done fucked up this time!”

    • @arkhaan7066
      @arkhaan7066 5 месяцев назад +536

      I love his dawning realization of "Ohhhhh, IM the asshole....."

    • @doomtrooper3184
      @doomtrooper3184 5 месяцев назад +355

      ​@@arkhaan7066 "... and now the blueberry is gonna tear me a Legion's worth of those."
      - The park bench, immediately after that.

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 5 месяцев назад +53

      Wasn’t that in Betrayer?

    • @onemisterfranko
      @onemisterfranko 3 месяца назад +46

      its when he realized he was screwed.

  • @KazimiraPR
    @KazimiraPR 6 месяцев назад +6655

    Gotta love Marius Gage.
    Guilliman: "Don't hold me back."
    Gage: *Hold you back? I'm hopping in.*

    • @augustus_lex6126
      @augustus_lex6126 6 месяцев назад +55

      Gage

    • @tdagod7687
      @tdagod7687 6 месяцев назад +176

      Bro really said "fuck it, we ball" 😭😭

    • @KronosTheRevenant
      @KronosTheRevenant 6 месяцев назад

      Marius: “Hold you back? I wanna ride shotgun”

    • @granziii12
      @granziii12 6 месяцев назад +29

      For personal reasons, this is awesome.

    • @granziii12
      @granziii12 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@augustus_lex6126
      For personal reasons... this is VERY awesome.

  • @usernamealreadytaken9330
    @usernamealreadytaken9330 6 месяцев назад +583

    You know shit hits the fan when Bobby G yelled "Seize your motherless behaviour"

  • @workingproleinc.676
    @workingproleinc.676 6 месяцев назад +2493

    He is Not called For Nothing
    "The Avenging Son"

    • @OlaftheFlashy
      @OlaftheFlashy 6 месяцев назад +102

      Or as Konrad Curze put it, "The Avenging Bean Counter".

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 6 месяцев назад +99

      ​@@OlaftheFlashy
      "At least, Roboute's successful, Konrad. Eat your heart out, emo batboy."

    • @colbygordon6936
      @colbygordon6936 6 месяцев назад +68

      ​​@@OlaftheFlashy Konrad 'Killed by a mortal' Kurze

    • @michaelrogers4157
      @michaelrogers4157 6 месяцев назад +23

      @@colbygordon6936 i hate Kurze but he pretty much committed suicide.
      What else can you call it when someone knows the time and place and manner of their death and just doesn't do a single thing to stop it?
      Like dude could have ducked or something.

    • @colbygordon6936
      @colbygordon6936 6 месяцев назад

      @@michaelrogers4157 suicide is a fitting end for the edgy middle schooler primarch.

  • @Bajicoy
    @Bajicoy 6 месяцев назад +586

    Robby Angryman: "Don't object Marius"
    Marius: "I want to be in the splash zone"

    • @MarcosAlexandre-no3qx
      @MarcosAlexandre-no3qx 5 месяцев назад +27

      Robby Angryman: "Don't object Marius"
      Marius:"I was doing the popcorn for the show my lord"

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 5 месяцев назад +35

      "Don't object Marius"
      "Object? Boss I "Object" to not putting it on pay-per-view. The entire imperium's treasury would be *set* for the next 10,000 years alone!"

    • @BIGBOSS-bu1jt
      @BIGBOSS-bu1jt 4 месяца назад +15

      BIG G"dont stop me marius"
      Marius (holding a boombox loading bfg devision) "would dare to sire"

  • @solarchos4352
    @solarchos4352 6 месяцев назад +767

    And when he DOES face Lorgar at one point, Guilliman terrifies him so deeply that for a moment Lorgar actually considered APOLOGIZING and PLEADING for mercy.

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 5 месяцев назад +159

      Even if it was a Moment THAT MOMENT MADE HIM RETHINK. LMAO

    • @firetop-cn8vb
      @firetop-cn8vb 5 месяцев назад +138

      "you without mercy now pleads for it I thought you were made of sterner stuff"
      -Optimus Prime

    • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
      @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 3 месяца назад +40

      Gilliman "Mercy? I'm Fresh Out Of Mercy!"

    • @MyXyle666
      @MyXyle666 3 месяца назад +38

      Was that the same fight that happened as angron hit max level?

    • @blueg6demon423
      @blueg6demon423 2 месяца назад +16

      @@MyXyle666 yes.

  • @Gift0r
    @Gift0r 6 месяцев назад +311

    Robot Goldman was so angry that he made a numbered list.

    • @daff4574
      @daff4574 5 месяцев назад +44

      You know shit has become real when G.Money makes a list of only two points

    • @craigevans4694
      @craigevans4694 5 месяцев назад +14

      YOU'RE ON THE LIST!!

    • @craigstege6376
      @craigstege6376 7 часов назад +2

      In fairness the man is so list oriented I don't think he even has a choice in the matter. He just reflexively forms orders of operations. Sometimes they are tight complex logistics instructions and other times he just paints with broad strokes "Destroy the enemy. Any means necessary."

  • @streetroach727
    @streetroach727 6 месяцев назад +670

    This is why Guilliman’s my favorite character. Get him mad enough and suddenly the very calm Roman man in blue power armor is casually ripping you in half and mailing you across the galaxy

    • @thorclarke8600
      @thorclarke8600 6 месяцев назад +76

      And then there was that time they thought spacing him would help

    • @nuyabuisness7526
      @nuyabuisness7526 6 месяцев назад

      And with his logistical prowess he makes sure your ass gets sent to hell same day shipping.

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade 5 месяцев назад +122

      @@thorclarke8600 "I can hear him screaming in rage. WE'RE IN A VACUUM WHY CAN I HEAR HIM SCREAMING!?" ~ Unfortunate Word Bearer #4

    • @silentshadow9983
      @silentshadow9983 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@VallornDeathblade”because we have radios in our helmets genius. Doesn’t change the fact that we’re absolutely dead when he gets back in though.” - unfortunate word bearer #5

    • @Azorees-oj5zr
      @Azorees-oj5zr 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@silentshadow9983uh, Guilliman was missing his helmet during his space walk.

  • @I.C-0wl
    @I.C-0wl 6 месяцев назад +3080

    Damn I never knew Papa Smurf had the fighting spirit of a WWE champion

    • @DuongNguyen-fs2ee
      @DuongNguyen-fs2ee 6 месяцев назад +102

      Put one W away and Angron would be proud with his blue berry cousin

    • @Damienx247
      @Damienx247 6 месяцев назад +93

      All his speeches, and you think he can't cut a promo?

    • @mateovalentinveron600
      @mateovalentinveron600 6 месяцев назад +45

      ​@@DuongNguyen-fs2eecousin? They are literally brothers

    • @PlasticAddict301
      @PlasticAddict301 6 месяцев назад +22

      You should have seen him against a horde of berzerkers

    • @pschaefer143
      @pschaefer143 6 месяцев назад +64

      Of ALL the primarchs, girlymans rage is probably the MOST white hot. Considering a guy literally named ANGRON is in this roster, I'd still say when Gmoney is pissed, it's freaking scary.

  • @xrli82
    @xrli82 6 месяцев назад +394

    Guilliman: why are you trying to stop me Marius!
    Marius: Sir, the popcorn and drinks aren't ready yet.

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 5 месяцев назад +45

      The kitchen is full of Ultramarines getting their drinks Popcorn and Bets like it was a gladiator coliseum

  • @MullyThaGoblin13
    @MullyThaGoblin13 6 месяцев назад +613

    Guilliman actually Mic Dropped in lore. Holy shit LMAO

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 5 месяцев назад +61

      Man Learned of Mic drop in the old terra codex's "History's badass rap battles" LMAO

    • @littlelw319
      @littlelw319 5 месяцев назад +32

      @@ambuknight imagine he did a distrack on lorgar

    • @PointingFinger
      @PointingFinger 5 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@littlelw319The 40k music community have a new mission: Give Guilliman the best disstrack against Lorgar that there has ever been.

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx 28 дней назад +4

      Primarchs Lion and Vulkan in the background have expressions mixed of eagerness at Guilliman's wrath and slight trepidation

  • @crabbowiththestabbo
    @crabbowiththestabbo 6 месяцев назад +218

    “Hey Lorgar? Monarchia was bad, but do you think we took it too far?”
    -Word Bearer watching Guilliman survive being spaced.

    • @Dr.LightMarker5613
      @Dr.LightMarker5613 6 месяцев назад +90

      *Watching a red with fury Guilliman SWIM his way back to the ship in a vacuum*
      "Uhhhhhhh, I don't know about this boss...."

  • @Smeghead76
    @Smeghead76 6 месяцев назад +156

    Lorgar: Have you lost your temper, Roboute?
    Guilliman: I am going to _gut you_
    Lorgar: You _have_ lost your temper...

  • @9an13l
    @9an13l 6 месяцев назад +627

    His commander riker be like: can i watch?

  • @Obnax
    @Obnax 6 месяцев назад +307

    Lorgar:Im cool, All the chaos gods loves me
    Guilleman:no mother tho

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 6 месяцев назад +44

      Guilleman: Motherless heretic

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 5 месяцев назад +5

      Lorgar probably would've ended up better with a mother. Like how Angron would've been better if the Eldar didn't attack him.

    • @Obnax
      @Obnax 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@starhammer5247 i can be said to every primarch,its just emps and erda should be a good parents, even tho primarch actually made for war, just gave them hints of love and they will be loyal

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 5 месяцев назад

      @@Obnax Not every Primarch. Vulkan had a great dad and Guilliman had a great mother. Lion didn't really have anyone outside of Luther, but he ended up alright, he just needed better social skills.

    • @Obnax
      @Obnax 5 месяцев назад

      @@starhammer5247 Well it could been better with mother too right?, Become Slightly different from human

  • @jesuschrist138
    @jesuschrist138 3 месяца назад +129

    "Dont try to stop me, Marius."
    "Stop you, my lord? I call shotgun."

  • @1krani
    @1krani 6 месяцев назад +251

    "Justice means identifying something for what it is objectively, then treating it accordingly." - Steve "Guilliman" Ditko

  • @TJK10
    @TJK10 6 месяцев назад +116

    “Local logistics officer too angry to die.”

    • @Sigma-gb9yd
      @Sigma-gb9yd 2 месяца назад +9

      Nothings scarier than a spited logistics officer

  • @TheUbiouS
    @TheUbiouS 6 месяцев назад +73

    No mic had been dropped any harder than this in 40000 years of human history

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s 6 месяцев назад +682

    Corax and Gullimen working together to kill Lorgar would be A Deadly Duo

    • @kinguchiha6212
      @kinguchiha6212 6 месяцев назад +74

      Ohh he’d be totally screwed and that would be payback for when Lorgar and Angron jumped G-Man

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian 6 месяцев назад +74

      Mental imagof Corax, Russ, and G-man showing up, "Lorgar, we just wanna talk..."

    • @Channel-23s
      @Channel-23s 6 месяцев назад +45

      @@kinguchiha6212 we’re talking Flaming sword Gullimen and Deamon Primarch Corax too Lorgar would be gone in under 5-10 minutes without a army or his traitor brothers

    • @Channel-23s
      @Channel-23s 6 месяцев назад +45

      @@MrKeserian “don’t worry about what’s in our hands these weapons are fake we aren’t mad you at all brother” (Lion sneaks up with his shield to bash Lorgar head up like Anagron)

    • @rickkiller2000
      @rickkiller2000 6 месяцев назад +25

      Featuring Kharn tagging along to jump Erebus

  • @jeremyvenville1531
    @jeremyvenville1531 6 месяцев назад +349

    I see Guilliman has discovered cod lately

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 6 месяцев назад +41

      wouldnt it be funny if hed end up doing research about the insults thrown during shooters... and hed end up constructing the ultimate string of convoluted insults

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 6 месяцев назад +23

      He clearly plays split screen COD with Corax.

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@crustybomb115 Rapdaddy G-Man: I found these words in some ancient books from Terra, I shall use them whenever someone worthy of scorn appears before me"

    • @jeremyvenville1531
      @jeremyvenville1531 5 месяцев назад +1

      He definitely joins the iron warriors whenever they game

    • @DieselPotato
      @DieselPotato 3 дня назад

      ​@@SvengelskaBlondie TURBORACISM

  • @JettMann8
    @JettMann8 5 месяцев назад +216

    Everybody makes fun of Roboute for being a boy scout and accountant. But everybody is scared of the tax man.
    My dude is absolutely terrifying

    • @user-rg4sn9by7w
      @user-rg4sn9by7w 5 месяцев назад

      100% MORE TAXATION, YOU UTTER BASTARDS!

    • @werewolfhunter1347
      @werewolfhunter1347 3 месяца назад +34

      All fun and games until the Warhammer equivalent of the IRS knocks on your door
      With a power sword.

    • @alecdeter1999
      @alecdeter1999 3 месяца назад +17

      ​@@werewolfhunter1347And he aint there for the money

    • @TheReal_Antrey
      @TheReal_Antrey 2 месяца назад

      ​@@werewolfhunter1347check out the Badab wars
      The Imperiul doesn't f around taxes

    • @Darkxarcher
      @Darkxarcher Месяц назад +8

      ​@@alecdeter1999 BOBBY G: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO PAY, NOW YOULL JUST HAVE YO PRAY!

  • @Renegade7369
    @Renegade7369 6 месяцев назад +211

    Guilliman: I'm coming for you Lorgar
    Corvus: Not if I get him first!

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 6 месяцев назад +53

      When the lore finally decides to have Corvus and Lorgar reenter the setting, imagine this:
      Lorgar enters real space to go raid imperial space. The ultra marines drive back his raid and Guiliman faces off against Daemon Lorgar.
      The undivided prince might be a Daemon, but he's still Lorgar. One of the most inept primarchs in a duel. Guiliman has had practice, and he has the Emperor's sword.
      After a fight, Lorgar opens a warp rift and tries to escape, but there's something in the rift. A swarm of VERY angry looking Ravens. The swarm manifests into a single person. "I still have your scent, Lorgar."

    • @Sarah-mo6ul
      @Sarah-mo6ul 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@phantomwraith1984That would be the coolest scene ever.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 6 месяцев назад +16

      Both brothers were pretty close. They even drank together and played some VR simulations.
      The fact they both have a vendetta against Lorgar.

    • @robrib2682
      @robrib2682 6 месяцев назад +12

      To be fair if both of them somehow managed to corner Lorgar then I see this more as the meme from Jojo of the guys kicking the tar out of someone on the floor

    • @EndymionMhr
      @EndymionMhr 5 месяцев назад

      This is why we need corax back​@@phantomwraith1984

  • @briochepanda
    @briochepanda 6 месяцев назад +139

    *Near vacuum muffled screaming intensifies*

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 6 месяцев назад +30

      I never get why GW tried justifying that bit logically. He's a primarch, just pin it on warp shenanigans and say he was too angry for the laws of physics to apply to him

  • @ashurad_fox5991
    @ashurad_fox5991 4 месяца назад +62

    Guilliman: "I will not be persuaded to back down!"
    Marius: (already getting an extra large bucket of popcorn, extra large soda, his foldable chair, and his servitor camera)

    • @michaelerlanggakwonata5774
      @michaelerlanggakwonata5774 2 месяца назад +8

      Marius : "Go on sir, i just gonna watch a new film of the centuries in entire galaxy."

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus 6 месяцев назад +120

    Gulliman: "I'm gonna kill him"
    Marius: I want to watch

  • @themoi1243
    @themoi1243 6 месяцев назад +310

    Fear the fury of a patient man...and Roboute is a very patient man

    • @BIGBOSS-bu1jt
      @BIGBOSS-bu1jt 4 месяца назад

      well he's no doctor but he does have alot of patience

    • @alpha9605
      @alpha9605 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@BIGBOSS-bu1jt he's like an over booked hospital. He has more patience than he can admit.

  • @phntmthf5505
    @phntmthf5505 6 месяцев назад +80

    Gage out here providing Guilliman with a cheerleading squad

    • @painlord2k
      @painlord2k 6 месяцев назад +19

      In M41 Guilliman can have proper Cheerleaders:
      Enter the Sisters of Battle and their Holy PonPoms

    • @SoulCharizard
      @SoulCharizard 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@painlord2kDon’t forget about the Sisters of Silence (probably).

  • @darksythe2226
    @darksythe2226 6 месяцев назад +46

    Gulliman: *Talks about hurting people and to not ask why*
    Marius : Whose thunderhawk we taking?

    • @blaydekearney4345
      @blaydekearney4345 10 дней назад +2

      Same energy as yo wanna help me hide a body?
      Best friend which car we taking yours or mine?

  • @sergiocontreras5629
    @sergiocontreras5629 6 месяцев назад +56

    Damn, I didn't know that the Avenging Blue Bean Counter could be so aggressive, and the motherless part was perfect.

  • @GoldenAges80s
    @GoldenAges80s 6 месяцев назад +76

    It must be a terrifying sight to see the calmest primarch Inraged.

  • @krytonn1137
    @krytonn1137 5 месяцев назад +32

    Gulimen is a beast. This man is the very definition of "one day I'm going to say fuck it, and let the demons out"

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 6 месяцев назад +35

    Taxman Bobby G: "Don't try to stop me, Marius."
    Marius: "Stop you, Lord? Nah, I'm grabbing the cameras and immortalizing this moment."

    • @DieselPotato
      @DieselPotato 3 дня назад

      "Just give me a moment to get a bucket of popcorn"

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios 5 месяцев назад +43

    Guilliman: 'Don't object!'
    Marius: 'Dad, I just want some popcorn.'

  • @parry5703
    @parry5703 4 месяца назад +20

    This is why Roboute’s return is necessary for the blueberries, only with him around they can say “FUCC THE CODEX!”.

    • @Obscurite1221
      @Obscurite1221 2 месяца назад

      I mean, he did literally write it, so he has the power to overrule it.

  • @janematthews9087
    @janematthews9087 5 месяцев назад +31

    When the silver-tongued orator politician starts talking bluntly, you know you fucced up.

    • @Obscurite1221
      @Obscurite1221 2 месяца назад

      Balthazar Gelt, is that you?

  • @MrLuzakman
    @MrLuzakman 6 месяцев назад +91

    Ah yes. Mom jokes. True pinnacle of humanity

    • @darkwhispersstories47
      @darkwhispersstories47 6 месяцев назад +11

      Always have been and always will be

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 6 месяцев назад

      Lorgar's mom was so ugly, even Nurgle got sick from looking at her 🤣

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 4 месяца назад

      The funny thing? They kinda are. You can find them all throughout history in basically every culture. It's one of the few nigh-universal threads of human culture. That and d*ck jokes. Seriously.

    • @victorkaranja1420
      @victorkaranja1420 День назад +1

      When you can flex just having one, the sentiment hits a million times harder😂

  • @KalibreSteelblast
    @KalibreSteelblast 3 месяца назад +43

    "Do not deny me this."
    "My Lord, I was just going to say I want to get my camera."

  • @milkman4640
    @milkman4640 6 месяцев назад +75

    The Ultrasmurfs in the Horus Heresy is why Gunkman and his sons are my favorite legion.

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 5 месяцев назад +7

      Know no Fear is one of the absolute best books in the Heresy series.

  • @Ban-sama
    @Ban-sama 3 месяца назад +70

    Dont try to stop me, Marius
    Stop you? I wanna join

  • @julianpradarodriguez7336
    @julianpradarodriguez7336 6 месяцев назад +679

    I find it extremely funny that later he says to Lorgar: "(the emperor) should have fed you to Russ when he found you".
    Like Leman is the family dog or something

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 6 месяцев назад +153

      I mean that's not entirely wrong

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 6 месяцев назад +71

      He is tho

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 6 месяцев назад +57

      Yeah that sounds like throwing scraps to the family dog even though the vet already told you that sort of food ain't good for it, I imagine Leman having stomach ache due eating some of that remaining Lorgar no one else would finish.

    • @julianpradarodriguez7336
      @julianpradarodriguez7336 6 месяцев назад +74

      @@g.sergiusfidenas6650
      Leman "Guilliman, I mean it, I cant eat anymore"
      Guilliman "FINISH YOUR LORGAR DISH, LEMAN. FINISH IT"

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 5 месяцев назад

      @@julianpradarodriguez7336 -Malcador: Roboute, stop feeding the dog that crap, do you want him get ill and be put down like [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], don't make me tell your dad about it.

  • @operationkilled
    @operationkilled 6 месяцев назад +28

    *Marius:* Can I join?
    *Girlyman:* No, but you have front row seat.

  • @nikik5567
    @nikik5567 6 месяцев назад +25

    Guilliman: “Marius don’t u dare try to stop this.”
    Marius: “My lord, I would never do such a thing, I’m simply hurt u didn’t invite me to help.”

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 6 месяцев назад +25

    Gil: Don’t try to stop me!
    Mar: I was gonna ask if you want me to film it landscape or portrait

  • @Brotherbear-er7rn
    @Brotherbear-er7rn 6 месяцев назад +37

    Marius went “Bruh I’m gonna be there shouting Worldstar”

  • @Gwolfsoun
    @Gwolfsoun 6 месяцев назад +20

    The math nerd when he's finally tired of everybody's ish:
    The mass of my fist +sudden acceleration divided by the difference of your face.

    • @anotherkenlon
      @anotherkenlon 5 дней назад +1

      Gulliman = DBZA Gohan? I can see it.

  • @jeanmariek2851
    @jeanmariek2851 6 месяцев назад +18

    Guilliman’s anger is most terrifying of all the primarchs, bc you can never guess someone who is so usually calm has so much fury in him, if a tactical man like that begins to plot against you with a spirit fueled by hatred? Boy you are cooked

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 12 дней назад +4

      Him AND Dorn's.
      Remember the Black Templars are also sons of Dorn...where do you think their intensity COMES FROM?

  • @veil6655
    @veil6655 6 месяцев назад +15

    Never underestimate just how much chills papa smurf can give especially if he's literally demigod dad of a legion of protagonists

  • @TheRealGeorgeSears
    @TheRealGeorgeSears 6 месяцев назад +24

    Papa Smurf gets a lot of slander but he's still objectively one of my favorite loyalist primarchs beside Lion and Corax

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 6 месяцев назад +23

    Marius really said "Fuck it, we ball!" 💀

  • @randipoling635
    @randipoling635 4 месяца назад +12

    Uncle Bobby G: "Dont stop me cuh...."
    Marius: "I aint stoppin ya, I wanna watch homie."

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 6 месяцев назад +25

    Marius' line there was the cherry on top.
    Guilliman: "Don't try and stop me, Marius."
    Marius: "Stop you? I got the popcorn ready and everything."

  • @rozodru4790
    @rozodru4790 6 месяцев назад +13

    "Fuck this, burn his planet" "but my lord the Emperor already burned his pla--" "BURN. IT. AGAIN."

  • @phoenix221186
    @phoenix221186 6 месяцев назад +29

    Marius : But i wanted to watch !! I already got the pop corn!! 🤣

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 6 месяцев назад +6

    And at this moment, Corax finally felt a familial bond with Bobby G.

  • @ElenaWraithSevatarion
    @ElenaWraithSevatarion 6 месяцев назад +16

    The "taken" clip is perfect

  • @sharkguy1916
    @sharkguy1916 6 месяцев назад +9

    Gorillaman: Don't even try to stop me Marius.
    Marius: Father, I was about to ask if I should grab a nice chair to watch.

  • @PremedComrade-25
    @PremedComrade-25 5 месяцев назад +9

    The funniest thing was that if I recall from the novel this was even after he was vented out of his ship without a helmet during the initial attack in which he got stranded on the outer hull of his flagship. Was literally there for hours beating the shit out of word bearers barehanded, venting his anger and frustration and he still wasn't content after brutalizing Lorgars sons for hours when he made the mic drop 😂

  • @humblecustodian4228
    @humblecustodian4228 6 месяцев назад +17

    Bro pulled out the motherless card which is WILD 😂😂😂

  • @gamechanger8908
    @gamechanger8908 6 месяцев назад +10

    "Motherless bastards"
    G-Man is just flexing at this point, knowing Lorgar grew up with just Kor Phaeron as an abusive dad.

    • @TheReal_Antrey
      @TheReal_Antrey 2 месяца назад

      I think he had 2 fatherly figures (he killed the kinder one)

  • @sarcasticsatan7335
    @sarcasticsatan7335 6 месяцев назад +11

    I love the names this community comes up with for robot girlyman

  • @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus
    @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus 5 месяцев назад +7

    "My brother in the emperor- you are motherless"

  • @wessidegaming2023
    @wessidegaming2023 3 месяца назад +13

    Looks like guilliman is on the same boat as Corvus corax

  • @grantkruger3689
    @grantkruger3689 6 месяцев назад +10

    Doom music somehow audible in the vacuum of space intensifies

  • @HELLO-15G
    @HELLO-15G 6 месяцев назад +40

    Damm guilimane is cold

  • @Angelimir
    @Angelimir 4 месяца назад +3

    Guilliman is so collected and methodical that even when he makes a serious death threat he still has bulletpoints.

  • @hickorybane9323
    @hickorybane9323 6 месяцев назад +7

    I love these reminders that even the pencil pushers are violent maniacs

  • @turtleinvader2982
    @turtleinvader2982 6 месяцев назад +7

    I would love to see a wounded Lorgar, on his last breaths unable to stand and can barley crawl, not nearly fast enough to escape Gulliman and Corvus who have teamed up to defeat him, and during the end of the battle, Corvus in his deamon form and Guilliman wielding the empties sword, have a argument about who gets last blow.

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 6 месяцев назад +2

      It should absolutely be Guilliman, personal vendetta and all.

  • @vadepierce4542
    @vadepierce4542 5 месяцев назад +5

    “I was merely going to object to being absent at the moment” this is the most strangely sociopathic thing I have ever heard. So intelligent. So dark. So soft yet delivered meaningfully. And just so much fucking insanity in that line. Radiating off his words like corium. I am starting to genuinely love 40k

  • @leandromobile6927
    @leandromobile6927 6 месяцев назад +12

    Calling lorgar and his troops "motherless" is an top tier insult

  • @tpq297
    @tpq297 6 месяцев назад +10

    IT'S GUILLIMAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!

  • @PBurrell1000
    @PBurrell1000 4 месяца назад +4

    Yet this is the girlyman pre-emperor sword makes it even better

  • @seanmcleroy8012
    @seanmcleroy8012 6 месяцев назад +12

    Or the fight when he boards one of mortarions ships in Dark Imperium

  • @tyrh.6719
    @tyrh.6719 6 месяцев назад +7

    Gillamin: "Before you say anything, SHUT UP!"

  • @rangav248
    @rangav248 6 месяцев назад +4

    Damn it, FINE... I'll start reading the books, because this is gold!!!

  • @surimonizarro9791
    @surimonizarro9791 17 дней назад +2

    Love how one of his insults is calling them motherless. Man had the best mother in warhammer

  • @onemisterfranko
    @onemisterfranko 3 месяца назад +3

    I absolutely love this part of the book. You know you're screwed when the most diplomatic primarch has lost his cool.

  • @somerandommen
    @somerandommen 6 месяцев назад +9

    Calling your brother 'motherless' is amazing

  • @andreibossahtamon3950
    @andreibossahtamon3950 6 месяцев назад +5

    we need more moments like this in the future

  • @kardulla
    @kardulla 3 месяца назад +2

    There is s9mething hilariously satisfying about watching the calm, collected nerd brother absolutely lose his mind and become Angron levels of murderhulk.

  • @HB013b
    @HB013b 6 месяцев назад +120

    Calling Lorgar's marines motherless bastards may be somewhat hipocritical

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 6 месяцев назад +92

      Guilliman is the only primarch with a maternal figure in his life

    • @1krani
      @1krani 6 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@bloodangel19
      Which explains why he's the most well-adjusted of the bunch.

    • @89Keith
      @89Keith 6 месяцев назад +47

      Every ultramarine had their grandmother, Guilimum: a woman who give Ollius Pious(original cannon) a run for his money for largest balls in warhammer. While alone and unarmed telling the Night Haunter to go f**k himself

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@89Keiththat's even an intelligent apprach, in front of a primarch specially one that could inflict a long and painful death trying to goad him into giving you a swift one does not seem like a bad option considering the conundrum at hand.

    • @darcsteel
      @darcsteel 6 месяцев назад +19

      Most beautiful thing about that scene. She is saved by rage mode Vulkan

  • @PonderaTheRadioAngel
    @PonderaTheRadioAngel 3 дня назад +1

    The more I hear of Mr. Guilliman, the more I am absolutely a fan of everything he says and does.

  • @jhonwick1856
    @jhonwick1856 6 месяцев назад +4

    I love how educated an threatening people are when they talk in 40k

  • @joshw.2739
    @joshw.2739 6 месяцев назад +7

    dude got so angry he made an itemized list

  • @user-lq6fs4tv3v
    @user-lq6fs4tv3v 6 месяцев назад +5

    Sneeze edging implies sneeze gooning

  • @Just_Some_Clown
    @Just_Some_Clown День назад +1

    “Don’t try and stop me.”
    “Father, I wish to watch.”

  • @chasenovak122
    @chasenovak122 6 месяцев назад +3

    He just straight up said, “Motherless Behavior.”

  • @jondw
    @jondw 2 месяца назад +1

    There is nothing more terrifying than a calm man pushed to the point of true rage

  • @2guys1cliplol
    @2guys1cliplol 6 месяцев назад +11

    I really want a lorgar vs guiliman rematch in 40k. Lorgar can bring fulgrim to duel the lion as well

  • @philiphunn194
    @philiphunn194 6 месяцев назад +3

    A literal mic drop from Roboute the gigachad is awesome.

  • @anthonyrogers3027
    @anthonyrogers3027 6 месяцев назад +6

    And that is why he is second in command.

  • @wholesome_masochist4113
    @wholesome_masochist4113 2 дня назад +1

    And despite how absolutely rage fueled guilliman is here, he still lets the anchorite slide when he comes around not too long after this.

  • @americanman3745
    @americanman3745 6 месяцев назад +13

    Cage is such a Chad

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 5 месяцев назад

      Heresy Era Smurfs were a whole legion of chads.

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 6 месяцев назад +2

    Vox operator: "Ah, welll sir... You need to hold down the button for the whole time you're talking so we're going to have to do it again"