@@karandullet380used to be really popular with the British and Canadian military in the 70s, but of course they performed that on an entertainment/showcase event, not at a parade 😂
The Indians really understand logistics. Instead of needing an expensive car to transport their troops, they only need a single motorbike to transport a whole squad
@@amanofculture4845 and their weapons consist of a bunch of clowns standing ontop of each other driving motorcycles and marching with the most goofiest walk ever?
In India citizens have a very loving relationship with our military because of always playing on defensive mode till now with our neighbours, so during end phase of parade they do somethings for our entertainment, mainly parade is dedicated towards the first person, The President.
@@death_parade question: why? why did the British think of this and what was going through their heads while doing this? also, for good measure: source?
"Sir, bad news, the aircrafts are unable to attend the parade due to bad weather" "No worries, we'll just have to improvise" *Later at the parade:* 0:30
@@IITJEEAspirant2025-fj6hj Yeah bro I don't want to disrespect but Russia used to think they had good weapons too until Ukraine happened and showed their true capabilities.
Umm... This is done at the end of the parade to get some cheers in the crowd ...... They don't need to scare anyone ,They are already surrounded by terrorist organizations and have proven there might
@@Mon5terMa5udIt's the republic day celebration. There are Circus type stunts and The Military Parade, both performed on the same day. What you are seeing is actually circus, not a FKING parade
@@Mon5terMa5ud No it is "Entrance of the Gladiators" by (former) Austrian composer Julius Fucik ruclips.net/video/F0RAxUenbb4/видео.html They played it when we lined up for our swearing-in ceremony.... It was never so hard for me to keep my composure and not begin to laugh. 😅
as BlackAce explained, it's actually rather ironic since Entrance of the Gladiators was actually written by Fucik for the Austro-Hungarian army. Fucik was Czech, and born in modern-day Czechia, then part of Austria-Hungary. He served as bandmaster in the 92nd infantry regiment, and the piece was performed for Austria-Hungary. we all know how great their army performed in ww1.
Yeah, some people have reached such a state where their brains are rotten enough to not appreciate art, understand the meaning of such showcase of coordination
True comment: "I worked in India briefly as an instructor pilot for Apaches after learning the USArmy, and I was like ... wtf is my purpose here, these guys know the aircraft better than I do. They're very professional."
Not really for the army It was indeed intended to be used in circus for the gladiators but whenever something went wrong they basically closed the curtain and send clowns to keep the audience entretained while the situation was resolved and thats where the use as "clown music" came from
@@thecommunistloli1042 the song was originally a military march. Most original circus songs were. It just so happens that marches tend to work well as songs for continuous action, so circuses used them. It was only with ww1 and ww2 that marches began to be informal songs sang by soldiers rather than played by a band.
A military parade is a great way to showcase a country's military appearance, discipline, and strength. Forgive me, it's a bit like playing acrobatics, my friends.😂
Here's a rumor: An American IFV arrives, 6 troopers got-off... A Russian IFV arrives, 9 troopers got-off... An Indian IFV arrives, 50 troopers got-off...
Indian Army inherited this silly tradition from the British Army. About time we decolonize from this useless foreign tradition. Army should learn from the Navy how it is done.
@@death_parade They never went to India though. You're saying that India still does this circus today despite the fact that they've been independent for 76 years 🤦♂️ It's laughable how you try to shift the blame instead of admiting that it's dumb of India to keep wasting tax payer money on this
@@CrackCatWantsPat Did you even read my comment? I said that this is a Brit tradition that even the Brits have stopped doing it now. And yet our Army continues on with this foreign tradition while neglecting to incorporate Indian traditions. This is me blaming the Indian Army, not the Britishers. In case you are unaware, there is an entire national discourse going on right now that centers around de-colonizing the minds of Indians. The de-colonization of Indian Armed Forces is a subset of this greater discussion. And no, this is not just some twitter trend I am talking about. The Prime Minister of India has stated this as one of the goals that India needs to achieve before 2047. Kindly try to understand the context in which I made the comment. This is just one example. Many such examples exist and the government is gradually changing such Indian military norms that still reek of British colonial influence. Case in point: recent changes to the Naval flag, uniforms and rank names.
What's the problem if they're doing the bike stunts ??? It's impressive, it takes practice.... It was just a small clip cut out from the whole march ... The whole republic day march had shown all weapons of india ... Why don't you go and see instead of trash talking here?
Honestly, there's no other nationalistic/military parades like this. I admire the Indians for not taking themselves way too seriously, like the North Koreans or the Russians back in the day.
This is an edited clip of India's military parade it edited to make fun of india.I don't know how much respect you Americans have for your army but we indians respect our army above everything. you'll regret making this video. You deserve everything that is coming to you. Remember you might own youtube but we Indians own the internet.
That's not a strictly military parade, that's a republic day parade, which is watched by civllians as well. Hence, all these acts are done to entertain the people. The parade also includes cultural tableaus.
If the 3rd bike show in front of me (blue and white costume) i think i have to question myself : Am i still dreaming ? What’s that ? What the fck is that !!!
@mrcringe-fg6zq Not until it stops buying opsolete Soviet hardware and starts producing modern domestic designs. Don't know why so many Indians chest thump for Russia considering Russia grifts them on military hardware every time they get.
Its prolly because the soviet union and russia are one of indias closest allies. They were one of the few countries that helped us. I found a Wikipedia page as the source material. Read it if you want India-Soviet Union relations - Wikipedia @@simonnachreiner8380
I know we have the most modern Air Force in the world, the most sophisticated weapons systems, and a navy no one can compete with. But you have to admit, we are decades behind the Indians when it comes to 30 guys riding in gay outfits riding on a motorcycle
I have never seen a military parade that looked like that, thank you so much for the humor and the view too! I wish there was no more killing by anyone though!
@@tethryss5001 Course i know. Even there’s a lot of so called “ethnicity” in India, they still generally same races (Yes i know North and South Indian have different races) and similar culture. In general, they just divided themselves as North and South Indian. And if they came outside India, most of them refer themselves as Indian anyway, although some Punjabis and Tamils are refering themselves as one. While in British or US army, you have Asian, Blacks, Indian, European, Nepalis, Arabs, and more diverse ethnic.
@@kushaliyersharma9688 You mixed up ethinicity with culture, dumbo. Of course peoples with different and various culture, can be referred to as same ethnicity . Austrian and Germans have cultural groups like Swabian, Bavarian, Saxon, etc, yet in the terms of ethnicity, they are still Germanic people or Germans.
They are mocking the Indian army, The same army that won a war and created a new nation in just 13 days. Oh and did I say US Uk were all against India. The same Indian army that held back 3000 Pakistani soldiers and their tanks, with just 120 Indian soldiers at Longewala. The same army that won and still controls the highest battlefield in the Entire world. The army whose soldiers decided to fight till the last man at rezang la, even though they had only 120 soldiers facing thousands of Chinese troops. Soldiers who fight selflessly, should never be laughed at. No matter the country. But I guess it my fault to expect basic human decency from Americans and Westerners.
@@sockusr Please read history. They sent Aircraft carrier during 1971 Indo Pak war, in support of Pakistan. The same pakistan that was commiting genocide of Bangladeshi people. In 1965 Indo Pak war, USA provided military supplies to Pakistan. Even though it was Pakistan that had started the war and invaded India. And forget about billions of dollars of military aid to Pakistan since Independence.
To become a circus gymnast, you'll need: 1. **Unyielding Strength**: Forge your body into a fortress of power. Upper body might, core resilience-these are your weapons. 2. **Supple Flexibility**: Your body must bend like the wind, twist like a tempest. Flexibility is your secret weapon against gravity. 3. **Balance of Titans**: On tightropes and trapezes, you'll dance with destiny. Balance is your tightrope to greatness. 4. **Endurance Beyond Limits**: When the spotlight burns, when the crowd roars, you'll endure. Stamina is your battle cry. 5. **Spatial Mastery**: Know your body's every angle, every arc. Spatial awareness is your compass in the circus sky. 6. **Fear? Crush It**: Fear is your adversary. Leap from heights, spin through air, defy the abyss. Be **courage incarnate**. Remember, the circus awaits-the arena where bravery is your grand finale!
Being an Indian, I always thought those bike stunts were goofy and impressive at the same time
Yea....why do we those?
@karandullet380 there are lot of autistic parliamentarian in the audience. They love those fidgets.
@@karandullet380used to be really popular with the British and Canadian military in the 70s, but of course they performed that on an entertainment/showcase event, not at a parade 😂
Goofy?!? You are so, so Polite Bro! 😂😂😂
@@vasiovasio how else am I gonna describe it?, I'll wait Sherlock
The Indians really understand logistics. Instead of needing an expensive car to transport their troops, they only need a single motorbike to transport a whole squad
and some of them are spinning 😂😂😂
It's a tactical circus bike squad
That mindset cost us the lives of soldiers few years ago
Look up pulwama attack
No,they are just there for show and aren't actual soldiers, but are from some daredevil group.
lol 😂
The fact that the song is literally a Military Song but now used for circus makes it 10x more funnier.
More funnier??!!
@@bulldozer313sssh, nobody cares
Is your name Ashina?
More like used to it's original purpose
@@Cole-ui8bi austrian military march?
Normal indian middle class family of 6 with just a bike going out
Hahaha so bad 😂
@@iwantmorenews557nah it’s good lol
I guess their plan is to kill their enemies by laughter.
This is a parade for god sake they show all of them weapons one by one this is one of the more ..amusing the crowd stunts.
Bruh you are speaking to a brain dead idiot. They lack even sub human level intellect@@amanofculture4845
@@amanofculture4845 and their weapons consist of a bunch of clowns standing ontop of each other driving motorcycles and marching with the most goofiest walk ever?
Enemy: I'm dead 💀💀
Yes actually that's how we defeated the pakis in all the 4 wars🤫🤝
Once the bikes showed up it all made sense😂
The same here.
Hahaha. Exactly.
I was like why didn't he use China's , North Korea or Russia ? Then yeah the bikes show ....
that bike is a secret weapon of mass destruction
Circus mighty power😂
I can't imagine the enemies confusions when all these bikes start marching at them.
They are BSF daredevils
Lol . Hehe they did go to China border they were beaten by sticks
@@what6336 They beat Chinese. BSF on Pakistan Border.
0:19 my boi walked like a turd on
@@MG23418 Are you referring to the defeat where a team was beaten away by four people😂😂😂
I realize why they say India isn't for beginners. It really isn't even for experts 💀
Indian military parade or is it a circus! what a joke!!!
Yeah it ain't for none, it's just for circus pigs
@@Mon5terMa5ud racist Get a life ! Commenting under every comment
"India isn't for beginners" is a shame honestly
See the full military parade before saying it's a joke
I won't even think about fighting the country where soldiers are capable of THIS
😂
They'll kill me with their ability to construct vehicles of war with just humans
If you know they are actually skillful in war
@hirenahir76200 I mean I look at this video and know damn well these are the people I shouldn't fight
Alien's: nahh we ain't invading this country bruh
I thought this was an insult for the indians at first, but now i see that the song is very accurate on potraying whatevet this is.
In India citizens have a very loving relationship with our military because of always playing on defensive mode till now with our neighbours, so during end phase of parade they do somethings for our entertainment, mainly parade is dedicated towards the first person, The President.
Everyone be badass till an indian motor squadron shows up with 5 soldiers balanced on each bike 😂
...or three spinning soldiers wielding machine guns.
everybody gangsta til the indian military becomes a circus
Famous Indian tanks
@@PaiSAMSENto shoot their own guys?
Indian military parade or is it a circus! what a joke!!!
The Indian motorbike corps is always a winner. I imagine they started with too many people and too few bikes and improvised from there.
Its true ...
..lol
It actually started from the British Army teaching their Indian subordinates (colonial era) their Motorbike stunt traditions. No cap.
@@death_paradeof course it was the british
Hahahaha
@@death_parade question: why? why did the British think of this and what was going through their heads while doing this?
also, for good measure: source?
They look unbelievably intimidating when in those different attack formations on their bikes.
Yes imagine in a war the general goes "Bring in the trickster riders!!!"
I dont want India as my enemy.
They take on the F-22 Raptor with this
Hehe
@@novrinkov0053they did on Tea day against Pakistan their pilot had literally clown mustaches . Lol
"Porkins pull up" :-)
0:44 this must be the meatgrinder tatctics i heard about in the news all the time
Haha😂
😂
0:19 minecraft ahh walk 😭😭
😭😭
It’s British but they made it goofy
lmfao
That's how the military commander march. You are just a kid
@@Lilomen_AD i know its a military walk, chill out bro
As a indian I can confirm that these circus songs are very popular among the army and are often used in military parades for intimidating our enemies
lmao based af
....intimidate ,you got to be joking bud,nobody is intimidated by your undernourished,poorly equipped and poorly train wanna be poor army....
@@malianwong Sure,but when a spinning biker enter the battlefield doing loops you will cry to your chinese mother.
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@raphael9055This is shameful😂😂
"Sir, bad news, the aircrafts are unable to attend the parade due to bad weather"
"No worries, we'll just have to improvise"
*Later at the parade:* 0:30
The AWACS were there too 0:45
Bruhhhhh that shits funnier to image it@@gerogegerog5926
Indian military parade or is it a circus! what a joke!!!
hilarious
its their 4.5 gen hal tejas
Holy fuck the spinning guys at the end got me.
Got you what?
@@TopData.got his nose
It's just the radars lol
Sir we've detected an incoming f22
@@Your_local_Greek_guy LMAO Indian radar tech can literally "see" ground and air threats
I wish we lived in a world where wars would consist on putting up the best circus performance.
As a indian I also think these indian bike stunts always looked goofy ahh
0:46 that must be the air surveillance radar lol
😂
😆😆
I laughed so hard at this😂
😂😂😂
@@nakulkrejimon pajeeet fart 💨 aesa radar
Military parades of other countries:
showing strong military power
India's military parade:
showing off motorcycle skills
We have impressive weapons too ya know
@@newaryamenyeah man these are those people who only judge a book by its cover lol xd
@@newaryamen the military that tried to use its own ammo for an American artillery turret then exploded? Yeah Sooo advanced.
@@IITJEEAspirant2025-fj6hj
Yeah bro I don't want to disrespect but Russia used to think they had good weapons too until Ukraine happened and showed their true capabilities.
@@cultofpersonalit1888 bruh they are not using their nukes but they have advanced weapons
Indian General: "Yes Minister of Defense, this bike stunts will really show how big of power India is!"
Indian Colonel: Nah, I am Clownel.
Search hell March india
Umm... This is done at the end of the parade to get some cheers in the crowd ...... They don't need to scare anyone ,They are already surrounded by terrorist organizations and have proven there might
Nah they just do these stunts on the independence days lol
Poop
Suddenly I understand why Bollywood movies are.. well.. like that.
You call this a military?
The spinning bikes must be your Elite Circus stuntman 🤣
no wonder they are losing in galwan vally and so much indian soldier casualty in kashmir 😂
@@Rajusharmal still you lost to vietnam and taliban 😂
@@Lilomen_ADbros crying in every reply
@@Rajusharmalur name is Indian bro.
Pls don't see ur own country by the point of view of the haters
0:46 finally, Indian helicopters
Nope, the Indian helicopters would be HAL ALH Dhruv, HAL LCH Prachand, HAL LUH, HAL Cheetah, HAL Chetak and HAL Lancer
@@lamdafriend What are the names for the ones in the video?
@@lamdafriend don't worry all of those who do really love heli know India got good combat heli as well
Its a radar
Lindu pure lindu
When you realise this song was actually made to be a military parade song...
Indian military parade or is it a circus! what a joke!!!
@@Mon5terMa5ud Nah its elite you dumb fk
@@Mon5terMa5udIt's the republic day celebration. There are Circus type stunts and The Military Parade, both performed on the same day.
What you are seeing is actually circus, not a FKING parade
@@Mon5terMa5ud No it is "Entrance of the Gladiators" by (former) Austrian composer Julius Fucik
ruclips.net/video/F0RAxUenbb4/видео.html
They played it when we lined up for our swearing-in ceremony.... It was never so hard for me to keep my composure and not begin to laugh. 😅
as BlackAce explained, it's actually rather ironic since Entrance of the Gladiators was actually written by Fucik for the Austro-Hungarian army. Fucik was Czech, and born in modern-day Czechia, then part of Austria-Hungary. He served as bandmaster in the 92nd infantry regiment, and the piece was performed for Austria-Hungary. we all know how great their army performed in ww1.
The men flapping their wings got me 😭
That's the Air force
@@dgreatll air force? Do they counter birds that they are flapping the wings 😭
Indian military parade or is it a circus! what a joke!!!
Same comment everywhere, did Winnie the pooh abduct your mother 😂@@Mon5terMa5ud
@Mo parade was funny , however India ain't no joke far from it. They have a massive heavy hitting military n5terMa5ud
that's LITERALLY what this music was made for
Europe and USA doing obstacle courses... meanwhile india: SPIN.
I gotta give them respect, it's actually impressive that they are able to do these positions
Yeah, some people have reached such a state where their brains are rotten enough to not appreciate art, understand the meaning of such showcase of coordination
@@shoxd2108 cool looking military parades don’t translate into being combat effective
Ex: Russia and North Korea
@@averiWonBTW I never said it's combat effective
@@averiWonBTW and it's not the whole parade, its just a tiny part of the parade at the ending, showcase of a coordination between people doing it
@@shoxd2108 yeah the coordination of being a neo reactionary despotic imperialist nation
I love how simultaneously impressive and completely useless for a military this is
It's for entertainment and shit. On a national Holiday. But still it is very goofy.
Indian military parade or is it a circus! what a joke!!!
@@Mon5terMa5ud as an Indian I can confirm its both
It shows their trust on each other, power of unity and trust
True comment: "I worked in India briefly as an instructor pilot for Apaches after learning the USArmy, and I was like ... wtf is my purpose here, these guys know the aircraft better than I do. They're very professional."
Ironically this music was supposed to be for the army . I think its called " the gladiators"? Something like that
Not really for the army
It was indeed intended to be used in circus for the gladiators but whenever something went wrong they basically closed the curtain and send clowns to keep the audience entretained while the situation was resolved and thats where the use as "clown music" came from
The entry of the gladiators
@@thecommunistloli1042 the song was originally a military march. Most original circus songs were. It just so happens that marches tend to work well as songs for continuous action, so circuses used them. It was only with ww1 and ww2 that marches began to be informal songs sang by soldiers rather than played by a band.
@@thecommunistloli1042this song is not from Ancient Rome lmfaoo
A military parade is a great way to showcase a country's military appearance, discipline, and strength. Forgive me, it's a bit like playing acrobatics, my friends.😂
Here's a rumor:
An American IFV arrives, 6 troopers got-off...
A Russian IFV arrives, 9 troopers got-off...
An Indian IFV arrives, 50 troopers got-off...
No way 6 Americans fit in there
😂 Guys on bikes are among the best circus artist that I saw in my life. 😂
If i remember Soviet union used to do those kind of stunts in parades. I think we are the only ones who do it now.
Indian Army inherited this silly tradition from the British Army. About time we decolonize from this useless foreign tradition. Army should learn from the Navy how it is done.
@@death_paradeNo it didn't, the British never had a tradition of spinning clowns
@@CrackCatWantsPat For the third time, Royal Signals Motorcycle Display Team existed. Deal with it.
@@death_parade They never went to India though. You're saying that India still does this circus today despite the fact that they've been independent for 76 years 🤦♂️ It's laughable how you try to shift the blame instead of admiting that it's dumb of India to keep wasting tax payer money on this
@@CrackCatWantsPat Did you even read my comment? I said that this is a Brit tradition that even the Brits have stopped doing it now. And yet our Army continues on with this foreign tradition while neglecting to incorporate Indian traditions. This is me blaming the Indian Army, not the Britishers.
In case you are unaware, there is an entire national discourse going on right now that centers around de-colonizing the minds of Indians. The de-colonization of Indian Armed Forces is a subset of this greater discussion. And no, this is not just some twitter trend I am talking about. The Prime Minister of India has stated this as one of the goals that India needs to achieve before 2047.
Kindly try to understand the context in which I made the comment. This is just one example. Many such examples exist and the government is gradually changing such Indian military norms that still reek of British colonial influence. Case in point: recent changes to the Naval flag, uniforms and rank names.
The motorcycle acrobatics were silly and impressive
They wouldn't even need to engage the enemy if they saw a dude spinning around the axis of a bike.
0:45 me and the boys arriving to defend Taiwan from China in 2025
We watch villager news
India lives in villager news
Go away mutant 🇨🇳♥️🇵🇸❤🇮🇷❤🇦🇫❤🇮🇪❤🇷🇺❤🇧🇾
Ma boi walked like a penguin 0:19
Minecraft ahh walk
Look at Joe biden then
@@gangadharirakar8200 bro cry about it lol ur just mad
@@gangadharirakar8200 i support trump haha screw joe biden
Broski shat his pants too late
I wasn't prepared for the LADDER, the BIRD and the ultimate maneuver:
THE HELICOPTER.
Enemies of India:"We have to give up, didn't you see how impressive their bike stunts were?"
H-Inglish?
@@taiwanstillisntacountry bless you.
What's the problem if they're doing the bike stunts ??? It's impressive, it takes practice.... It was just a small clip cut out from the whole march ... The whole republic day march had shown all weapons of india ... Why don't you go and see instead of trash talking here?
@@SougataGoswami-gk3zf it's a joke.
@@SougataGoswami-gk3zfits joke Mr pajeet as an India its shameful for me
Honestly, there's no other nationalistic/military parades like this. I admire the Indians for not taking themselves way too seriously, like the North Koreans or the Russians back in the day.
This surely must be a Monty Python sketch. The Ministry of Silly Cycles.
Yeah, it's really something completely different...and the landscape in the background MUST be painted by Bob Ross...
Cheers !
This explains why India has never lost a war.
It has
@@kamranqureshi1884Once in the Sino-Indian war(1962) though it changed nothing .
@@pixelpirate___ Sore loser complex
@@pixelpirate___really? Nothing? Then what happened with aksai chin and pok?
@@mukulbhati8914 aksai chin is 1962 war. Pok was stopped by nehru because he wanted nobel prize. UN was also responsible.
Somebody go tell General Milley that we need some circq de soleil action to compete with the Indian army trick riders!😂
Could you imagine those twirling guys coming up over a hill? The enemy'd run in sheer terror! 😅
I wanna see Seal teams do similar formations in zodiac boats!
Cirque du Soleil, is it difficult to spell a different language for a dumb American?
They don't need jet fighters
They have flying men
But the tune is actually a military march: Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík, 1897. So nothing disrespectful in that. 😄
Wtf is his last name???
@@ThatOneManWhoLaughsInBritishpronounced "foo chick". Ç and č make a "ch" sound, like "Czech" or "Chechnya"
@@dragonballgacha Oh thanks
@@ThatOneManWhoLaughsInBritishfuk it
Fun fact: this music was in fact originally a military march.
I thought military parades were for intimidating the enemy not making them laugh.
This is an edited clip of India's military parade it edited to make fun of india.I don't know how much respect you Americans have for your army but we indians respect our army above everything.
you'll regret making this video. You deserve everything that is coming to you.
Remember you might own youtube but we Indians own the internet.
That's not a strictly military parade, that's a republic day parade, which is watched by civllians as well. Hence, all these acts are done to entertain the people. The parade also includes cultural tableaus.
@@aryaman6410 I see. Thanks for letting me know.
Whoever came up with this
Are they high
@Man_Aslume it's cultural section of Republic parade.
India has the most creative military.
and the powerful one!!
@@mastimania1China proved you wrong
@@Commentator-v3q if you know 1962 then you should also know 1967.
@@Commentator-v3q Lol when??? any source?
When you realize the "circus music" is actually a military march and things have finally come full circle.
you at war and seven dudes comes at you on one bike.
Three of which are spinning
Motocopter
To be fair, that would scare me enough to rethink my approach of navigating the war. 😭
If the 3rd bike show in front of me (blue and white costume) i think i have to question myself : Am i still dreaming ? What’s that ? What the fck is that !!!
I would run the opposite way 😅😅
Peeople carry familes on scooters.
😂😂😂
Lady US army soldier, daughter to 2 moms, marries one of her mom 😂
Women ride bike with dildo in their a@@
@@subhankarbordoloi1875 cope harder 🐒
The only army that features circus in their parade.
The only country whose PM never had a full term
A country whose army never won a war and never lost an election.
The only country which calls Osama bin laden a martyr 😂
@@MohitKumar-nj8ms there is more than one, what are you talking about
Takes skill and talent to do it.
Not gonna lie, I was kind of impressed with the bike stunts, even if entirely out of place
The Reconnaissance battalion with the fewest soldiers in India:
You do know that the Indian military is among the strongest in the world right?
@@mrcringe-fg6zq It's a joke man
@mrcringe-fg6zq
Not until it stops buying opsolete Soviet hardware and starts producing modern domestic designs.
Don't know why so many Indians chest thump for Russia considering Russia grifts them on military hardware every time they get.
@@simonnachreiner8380 Soviet Hardware?.what are you on about mate
Its prolly because the soviet union and russia are one of indias closest allies. They were one of the few countries that helped us. I found a Wikipedia page as the source material. Read it if you want
India-Soviet Union relations - Wikipedia
@@simonnachreiner8380
"On today's episode of villager news..."
Only OGs would get this…
lol
LMAO
Minecraft???
I found this channel this morning and you are absolutely hilarious mate, so fucking funny. Thanks haha
india we want to become the next global super power.
meanwhile Indian army:
I think it's super funny..........but as a rider myself, I know these are god like skillsets
Took me a moment to realise that some of those soldiers on the bikes weren't real.
they all are
imagine joining army but then doing circus stunts and fighting with sticks & stones with Chinese army
Thats because there is a treaty with Chinese government to not use guns. Between India and China. First learn then talk 🤡
@@Lilomen_ADno need to learn from the circus army 😂😂😂😂
😂and still outnumber 250 chinese
@@partialsageaaja bete bhid le Indian army se g baja na di to bolna😅
@@partialsage Imagine lossing to circus army 4 times
This is the peak of human comedy.
The best indian military edit:
That "circus music" is actually a march, so it's weirdly appropriate.
Biker's army.
1st rule of war : Bike is the main weapon in war.
There's nothing to apologize for. Images and music fit together very well. I think they would be an even happier army if they watch this. I loved it.
The circus music goes perfect with this!!!
The indian military really likes motor bikes
Its funnier because this was like how the song was supposed to be used. As a military march
Ngl, if i was an enemy soldier, i would be shitting myself.
@@Daniel94484 I’d die from confusion lol
Could you imagine being in a military conflict and seeing a battalion of motorcycle acrobats spinning towards you.
Id give up
Jokes aside thats some impressive balancing from between and in-between the bikes
crazy how their circus bike stunks are better and more uniform than their actual military marching
I know we have the most modern Air Force in the world, the most sophisticated weapons systems, and a navy no one can compete with. But you have to admit, we are decades behind the Indians when it comes to 30 guys riding in gay outfits riding on a motorcycle
lmaoooo
Roflmao 😂 I love how you choose different subject matter and crush it every time 🤘😛🤘
fun fact: that circus song actually was supposed to be a song for military parades
Psycological warfare
Yeah
The original circus song was actually designed for military parades but ended up in Circuses.
The fact that this was music originally made for the military XD
I have never seen a military parade that looked like that, thank you so much for the humor and the view too! I wish there was no more killing by anyone though!
Everyone else on the planet: Sorry, this bike only has 2 seats.
Indians: 0:34
I expected some Bollywood dancing in the middle of the show for no reason.
Surely, many of us were waiting for this...💃🕺... !
It was before this stunts
I would not even be surprised that those on the bicycles aren't even military men.
Can I just comment how interesting the diversity of the army of india is?
Those Sikh uniforms are awesome.
Diverse in what term? In uniform? maybe because i think so too.
But in ethnicity, no. US or even British army is more diverse than Indian army.
@@kevin1294 Do you honestly think "Indian" is a single ethnicity?
If so yikes you know nothing about India, Europe or even North America.
@@tethryss5001 Course i know. Even there’s a lot of so called “ethnicity” in India, they still generally same races (Yes i know North and South Indian have different races) and similar culture. In general, they just divided themselves as North and South Indian.
And if they came outside India, most of them refer themselves as Indian anyway, although some Punjabis and Tamils are refering themselves as one.
While in British or US army, you have Asian, Blacks, Indian, European, Nepalis, Arabs, and more diverse ethnic.
@@kevin1294 calling india a single ethnicity is like calling entire europe and north america + oceania as same people (still less diverse than india)
@@kushaliyersharma9688 You mixed up ethinicity with culture, dumbo.
Of course peoples with different and various culture, can be referred to as same ethnicity . Austrian and Germans have cultural groups like Swabian, Bavarian, Saxon, etc, yet in the terms of ethnicity, they are still Germanic people or Germans.
I watched some unedited footage of an Indian military parade; they have some AWESOME parade floats! =^[.]^=
Watching those floats should have taught you that it is not a military parade.
@@death_paradeBecause this is NOT a military parade. This is the Republic day parade in Jan 26
@@mrcringe-fg6zq Toh maine bhi toh vahi bola
thanks
They are mocking the Indian army,
The same army that won a war and created a new nation in just 13 days.
Oh and did I say US Uk were all against India.
The same Indian army that held back 3000 Pakistani soldiers and their tanks, with just 120 Indian soldiers at Longewala.
The same army that won and still controls the highest battlefield in the Entire world.
The army whose soldiers decided to fight till the last man at rezang la, even though they had only 120 soldiers facing thousands of Chinese troops.
Soldiers who fight selflessly, should never be laughed at. No matter the country.
But I guess it my fault to expect basic human decency from Americans and Westerners.
USA and UK were never against India, India was under control by the UK until 1947, which then got independence.
@@sockusr Please read history. They sent Aircraft carrier during 1971 Indo Pak war, in support of Pakistan. The same pakistan that was commiting genocide of Bangladeshi people.
In 1965 Indo Pak war, USA provided military supplies to Pakistan. Even though it was Pakistan that had started the war and invaded India.
And forget about billions of dollars of military aid to Pakistan since Independence.
i aint reading allat
@@someone1539 good, might be too much for pea sized brains
@@un-Adi no shit.
To become a circus gymnast, you'll need:
1. **Unyielding Strength**: Forge your body into a fortress of power. Upper body might, core resilience-these are your weapons.
2. **Supple Flexibility**: Your body must bend like the wind, twist like a tempest. Flexibility is your secret weapon against gravity.
3. **Balance of Titans**: On tightropes and trapezes, you'll dance with destiny. Balance is your tightrope to greatness.
4. **Endurance Beyond Limits**: When the spotlight burns, when the crowd roars, you'll endure. Stamina is your battle cry.
5. **Spatial Mastery**: Know your body's every angle, every arc. Spatial awareness is your compass in the circus sky.
6. **Fear? Crush It**: Fear is your adversary. Leap from heights, spin through air, defy the abyss. Be **courage incarnate**.
Remember, the circus awaits-the arena where bravery is your grand finale!
that bike stunt wasnt even part of the march, that was just Indian public transportation that got lost and found its way into the parade.
If I was a Chinese soldier and I saw this at the border I’d surrender too.
Awesome! Once I dubbed in Yakkity Sax over a rap video...damn if it didn't fit almost perfectly! 😂
Everything, especially the marching, is so goofy this looked like a Monty Python clip or a dance sequence from a Bollywood musical. Hilarious.
Its a showcase of coordination beteween men showcasing the stunts
They forgot to put an Ace of Spades card in the front forks…
The bikes dont seem to fit, but Indian soldiers should not be underestimated
Me and the boys after scamming a 70 year old british grandma out of all of her life savings:
Government: standing on bike while riding is illegal
Also government: 🕺
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