Most Annoying D&D Character EVER

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июл 2024
  • Do your friends annoy you so much that you just wish there was a clever way to get back at them without hurting their feelings? Do you want to make your dungeon master throw away his dice? Are you a fan of rhetorical questions? Well then do I have a character for you! May I introduce you to, THE MOST ANNOYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CHARACTER EVER. This character will single handedly make your players/dungeon master/family want to leave the table, and potentially your life. Please play responsibly.
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  • @OffbeatOutlaw
    @OffbeatOutlaw  3 года назад +176

    PLEASE READ BEFORE COMMENTING A TERRIBLE REBUTTAL
    1. Casting haste as your bonus action would not increase your attack amount
    2. Bladesinger was given to all races as part of Tashas cauldron of everything
    3. The bladesinger extra attack feature in Tashas allows you to cast a cantrip, and make a weapon attack as part of the same attack action.
    PLEASE ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.

    • @lupo1501
      @lupo1501 3 года назад +8

      I believe you missed 2 things. Scorching Ray. At level 2 you do 3 attacks dealing 2d6 fire damage. For every level you upcast this you add an additional Ray. With level 8 wizard you have access to level 4 spells which is 5 rays for your quickend sorcery spell.
      My second suggestion which is completely theoretical is glyph of warding - haste. If you cast this on say your short sword to activate next time you draw the weapon you get an additional 2 hasted attacks using your free action!

    • @OffbeatOutlaw
      @OffbeatOutlaw  3 года назад +18

      @@lupo1501 the scorching ray one would work! The glyph of warding would not, as an item moved more than 10 ft away from its initial position upon being stuck by glyph would deactivate the glyph

    • @DaigonRoogen
      @DaigonRoogen 3 года назад +2

      Something I just thought of. There's feats that can get you Eldritch Blast. So theoretically you could swap warlock for monk which would allow you to use Furry of Blows which is two unarmed strikes. Additionally that let's you use ki-fueled strike and ki-fueled attack. The attacks could be nearly thirty at this point.

    • @tristanp2064
      @tristanp2064 3 года назад +3

      @@lupo1501 Ooh! Ooh! A Wizard 8, Ranger 4 would have 5th level spell slots! Up-cast Scorching Ray to fifth level, getting 6 rays with your quickened spell, and throw out a total of 18 attacks!

    • @metricfox4125
      @metricfox4125 3 года назад +8

      If you’re looking at sheer number of dice, you can bump that even higher with advantage
      If you were to replace the race with an elf/half elf, the feat “elven accuracy” has you roll 3 d20 when you have advantage and are using Dex, Int, Wis, or Cha for the attack (hexblade uses cha as you showed). If you have to supply it yourself, you can quicken faerie fire, doing your remaining 12 attacks and rolling 36 d20’s
      If you have another way to assume advantage, then the full 16 becomes 48 d20’s rolled

  • @sebcross4012
    @sebcross4012 3 года назад +755

    16 attacks per a 6 second round, that's roughly 3 attacks a second. Congratulations you just made an anime character in D&D game🤣

    • @bonesofeao3968
      @bonesofeao3968 3 года назад +60

      "Consecutive normal punches"

    • @coopnsara
      @coopnsara 3 года назад +27

      The Seven Page Muda

    • @cristotheranger4263
      @cristotheranger4263 3 года назад +15

      I picture Archer from Fate/Zero. Open the Gates of Babylon.

    • @derpyhooves6667
      @derpyhooves6667 3 года назад +8

      Or the reincarnation of Bruce Lee😂

    • @sycolution
      @sycolution 3 года назад +13

      All the while having 3 minute conversations between each attack

  • @animerloverprincess1
    @animerloverprincess1 3 года назад +427

    “Most people aren’t going to have 16 d20’s to roll.”
    *awkwardly looks at my 40+ sets*

    • @Obsidian_Enigma
      @Obsidian_Enigma 3 года назад +3

      Lol, I only have 6 or 7, I wish I had that many, even though I would never need that much

    • @blacklion2275
      @blacklion2275 3 года назад +6

      I got about 20 and want more the magical click clacks have a hold on my wallet

    • @daimianfirefoxie8070
      @daimianfirefoxie8070 3 года назад +3

      Me:Having approximately 100-120 sets because my mother was a bit of a collector and people would forget dice:Intense sweating

    • @vyctorbielski6259
      @vyctorbielski6259 3 года назад

      Same, yo.

    • @Eramiserasmus
      @Eramiserasmus 3 года назад

      I have 12. Enough for squads.

  • @hazelm3164
    @hazelm3164 3 года назад +241

    Of you are a kobold, you can roll most of those attacks with advantage, wasting even more time

    • @JarVanBinksIV
      @JarVanBinksIV 3 года назад +19

      or with a range weapon at melee and do it at disadvantage because it didn't specify must be a melee attack

    • @TomateGamer-gl3ln
      @TomateGamer-gl3ln 3 года назад +4

      Human variant is for the feat

    • @xRyoZIN
      @xRyoZIN 3 года назад

      you guys know you have to be an elf to be a bladesinger right?

    • @TomateGamer-gl3ln
      @TomateGamer-gl3ln 3 года назад

      @@xRyoZIN source?

    • @seavinprime8253
      @seavinprime8253 3 года назад +10

      @@xRyoZIN Tashas Cauldron changed that I believe.

  • @Persona4subbed
    @Persona4subbed 3 года назад +200

    If you REALLY wanna annoy your friends, be an elf race attacking with greater invisibility with the Elven Accuracy feat. Effectively roll 3 d20 for every attack. 48D20 IN 1 ROUND

    • @cjslime8847
      @cjslime8847 3 года назад +12

      Or even darkness as you are a warlock
      So you can pick up devil sight

    • @madthing5738
      @madthing5738 2 года назад

      The best way to develop carpel tunnel syndrome...in one turn.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 года назад +2

      @@cjslime8847 would you have enough evocations to grab that in this build? Given that, due to you using 12 Eldritch blasts a turn, you'd be picking up at least one Eldritch Blast Additive Evocation, and likely improved pact of the blade as well.

    • @ArvelDreth
      @ArvelDreth 4 месяца назад

      ​@@cjslime8847or use an owl familiar since it can use flyby attack to use the help action as it goes by and doesn't provoke an attack of opportunity.

  • @beautyamber12
    @beautyamber12 3 года назад +44

    “My main attack is 7 hits, and with an action surge, I’m allowed to do another 7 hits after that.”
    ...Me having a hernia trying to explain to the guy why a Fighter and a Berserk Barbarian mix at lvl 14 can’t hit 16 times in one swing.

  • @dragonair2013
    @dragonair2013 3 года назад +83

    "Do you hate your friends?" Depends. Regularly? No. On DnD Day? Fuck yes. PLEASE GIVE THIS GAMEBREAK GREMLIN ALL YOUR GOLDEN STRATEGEMS, MILORD.

  • @thedemonslayer51
    @thedemonslayer51 3 года назад +76

    The way cantrips work has always made me think of if say a fighter just cucked themselves and got one level in wizard at the end. Mechanics wise, totally useless. Lore wise, FUCKING HILARIOUS.
    Just imagine being a dedicated spellcaster, you have been growing your magics for YEARS, and then you watch as over night this FUCKING DUDE'S just like "Hey, look at this" and they launch a firebolt on your level.
    Personally, I'd be salty as that spellcaster.

    • @satibel
      @satibel 3 года назад +10

      MUSCLEMANCER (showing biceps to wizard who spent his whole life dedicated to magic) : look at these guns, and look at what they do : _casually firebolts a target dummy to smithereens_

    • @JP-nd4hu
      @JP-nd4hu 3 года назад +5

      Better yet, just take magic initiate wizard, and meta magic adept with your extra asi's. And fire 3 firebolts in 1 turn. Each doing 4d10, and you still get your 4 attacks on off turns

    • @the_nerd_showtv5562
      @the_nerd_showtv5562 Год назад

      @@JP-nd4hu Better, take Strixaven's students background

  • @THEMithrandir09
    @THEMithrandir09 3 года назад +43

    You know, triggering Hex 12 Times in a turn doesn't sound terrible for damage either.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 года назад +1

      On top of that you can take either Agonising Blast or Repelling blast as one of your Eldritch Evocations and, if they all hit, have a minimum of 72 damage (5 from charisma modifier plus whatever you get on the dice.) just from the blasts itself, or make your DM roll 12 saving throws, I can't remember if it was a 5ft, 10ft or 15ft push from Eldritch blast, but either way, a minimum(provided they all hit and all the saving throws fail) of a 60ft "get the fuck away from me" move every turn is good. After all, it only drops to 14 attacks after the first round of combat, and 12 of those are still Eldritch blast.

  • @OffbeatOutlaw
    @OffbeatOutlaw  3 года назад +111

    I FORGOT TO RATE IT IN THE VIDEO SO HERE IT IS
    Personal Score
    8/10 funny as hell, I’m definitely using it
    Public score
    5/10 use it only if you hate everyone else

    • @blakedragonhybrid4186
      @blakedragonhybrid4186 3 года назад +5

      you know if you had made the warlock level 6 or 7 i forget but you could have taken packt of blade and then take the elderich invocation called thirsting blade and get the same effect as the gloom stalker rangers ambust but have it every single turn

    • @ianciemiewicz7966
      @ianciemiewicz7966 3 года назад

      you could do more with the beast barbarian in Tashas caldron letting you do an extra attack on each attack action

    • @thetruesnow6953
      @thetruesnow6953 3 года назад +2

      Haste and thirsting blade can get you 21 i believe with everything else you mentioned. Just haste instead of blast for quicken spell

    • @blakedragonhybrid4186
      @blakedragonhybrid4186 3 года назад +1

      @@thetruesnow6953 and if you drop ranger all together you can get fighter to level 6 with warlock to 6 as well to get one more extra attack and with the bonus action plus haste you get a grand total of 25 attack's

    • @blakedragonhybrid4186
      @blakedragonhybrid4186 3 года назад +1

      also made this but modified it to do a grand total of 50 attacks with echo worrier doubling the total of 25 and this will be the character i use when i have a dm who hates his players

  • @emblem3272
    @emblem3272 3 года назад +92

    There's actually way to do even more attacks with this same build: have the quickened spell be an upcast Scorching Ray. 3 attacks at second level, and one more for every level higher. The character has level 5 slots, and a level 6 if you go Eldritch Knight. This means the bonus action can do 6 or 7 attacks instead of 4.

    • @AgentDRJ
      @AgentDRJ 3 года назад +14

      Why stop there? Replace the entire build with a Scorching ray +action surge. One 9th level and 8th level casting will do 19 attacks by themselves, regardless of other class features, bonus actions, haste. You can even do this with just using the PHB characters, no extra books at all.Obviously your number of attacks greatly diminishes as you run out of spell slots.

    • @Magic-nx2fb
      @Magic-nx2fb 3 года назад +3

      @@AgentDRJ yeah, I mentioned this in my own comment as well. And if you're talking the attacks dwindle as you run out of spell slots, the original build can only do this on the first turn of combat. After that, it diminishes to 5 because you're out of action surge and metamagic. With a high level sorcerer, you're going to have plenty more spell slots and metamagic to give you at least more than double the original build on turn 2
      Edit: you can either multiclass as a 1st level warlock or take magic initiate to get Eldritch blast to cast as a bonus action. If you multiclass into warlock, you can also take Eldritch adept to get agonizing blast to add damage

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 3 года назад +5

      @@AgentDRJ can’t do 2 levelled spells in a turn

    • @Ughahaven
      @Ughahaven 3 года назад +7

      @@evaahh9584 You can if you use action surge. The limitation specifically applies to bonus action spells. So in theory, you can scorching ray, action surge, scorching ray then quicken Eldritch Blast and it would be viable at any table with just sorc and 2 levels of fighter.

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 3 года назад +2

      @@Ughahaven I was mistaken, you’re right

  • @scottrauch1261
    @scottrauch1261 3 года назад +45

    Offbeat: If you make me roll initiative for 50 sheep im killing you with a rock.
    Me: understandable, theyll make a diffent character that wont be as annoying.
    Offbeat: in real life.
    Me. Lol, understandable. Have a nice day.

  • @novadominus
    @novadominus 3 года назад +50

    Offbeat: Do you hate your friends? I sure do.
    Me: Haha lmao...wait...😡

  • @underthedice1231
    @underthedice1231 3 года назад +13

    I use my reaction.
    My man. We can do 20.

  • @OffbeatOutlaw
    @OffbeatOutlaw  3 года назад +79

    ANOTHER POINT:
    STOP SAYING I SHOULDA USED HASTE IN THE COMMENT SECTION. HASTE WOULD ONLY ADD ONE EXTRA WEAPON ATTACK. PLEASE USE GOOGLE BEFORE CORRECTING ME SCRUBLORDS. THANK YOU

    • @alexandreracine8348
      @alexandreracine8348 3 года назад +1

      The only way that would have been usefull is if you could cast it the turn before, which kinda miss the point of the build (but it lets you potentially skip on the ranger alltogether and get more ASI/fighter stuff) still not the point of your 1 turn builds. Love the videos, keep up the excellent *time wasting* content XD

    • @oliverneville5012
      @oliverneville5012 3 года назад +1

      But, 17 attacks

    • @GameHunterMaster
      @GameHunterMaster 3 года назад +3

      Correction: it gives you an extra action that can normally be used for the attack action (or other things). As per the rules, Dread Ambusher does activate if you have Haste on the first turn. In addition, the rules state that if you cast a cantrip with your action on your turn, any spell cast using your bonus action must be a spell of 1st level or higher. While you wouldn't be able to cast Eldritch Blast on your turn with the Quickened Spell Metamagic, you would be able to cast a spell like Magic Missile or Scorching Ray.

    • @urieldaluz250
      @urieldaluz250 3 года назад +1

      Sorry for being one of those people. I also resisted mentioning a lot of magic items as you said they’re not a part of this build (though for the record I think the far realm shard is a good option if you trim 3 levels from the classes used for ASI to grab sorcerer. Each time you metamagic it does an attack. Use any metamagic on the eldritch blasts on your main action attack, plus the quickened one and that’s 3 extra attacks at 19 (20 with haste)
      That shenanigan aside, as you did say no magic items, I was hoping to find more stuff to add without items to put in a thread with the haste, but with the 3 levels from trimming adi’s I couldn’t figure out anything that would be more effective than what you came up with.
      Sorry you got spammed

    • @Anstisback
      @Anstisback 3 года назад +3

      @@GameHunterMaster incorrect, that rule only applies to leveled spell.

  • @OffbeatOutlaw
    @OffbeatOutlaw  3 года назад +31

    For everyone asking about Echo knight:
    I don’t build with echo knight because it’s not official content, therefore not all tables will accept it. I make builds that will generally be accepted at all tables 😁

    • @DiamondDude-so6dz
      @DiamondDude-so6dz 3 года назад +7

      💎but it’s in an official book though, Explorers Guide to Wildmount. Also I don’t see why most tables would disallow it anyways due to it being written Matt Mercer himself💎

    • @ThePoketroller
      @ThePoketroller 3 года назад +7

      But it is official content?

    • @ghosttesla921
      @ghosttesla921 3 года назад +6

      But Explorers Guide to Wildemount is an official book?

    • @megaansem
      @megaansem 3 года назад +4

      @@ghosttesla921 it's not permitted for Adventure League though.

    • @kittusteele5924
      @kittusteele5924 3 года назад +1

      echo knight is indeed official and is actually used in adventurer's league as far as I know my man

  • @allanroberts7129
    @allanroberts7129 3 года назад +25

    I love it. Well done. As soon as a player shows up with this build I am pulling out a herd of armor-plated-drako-tarrasks after casting muffle and greater invisibility on all of them.
    I can't stop laughing. That intro and the build were amazing.

  • @qrowbranwen1864
    @qrowbranwen1864 3 года назад +7

    "Most people won't have 16 d20s to roll at once"
    *laughs in Dice Goblin*

  • @panagiotisgeorgiadis2613
    @panagiotisgeorgiadis2613 2 года назад +5

    If you are an echo knight then you can do Unleash Incarnation to give you an extra melee attack any time you get the attack action so you can actually get 18 attacks per round

  • @solaceixinera4015
    @solaceixinera4015 3 года назад +4

    5:17 this my my favorite quote. "Its used for multiclassing for wizards, but its also used by as*holes."

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 2 года назад +2

    Your wizard allies annoying you by taking a full twenty minutes deciding what spells they're going to use? Annoy them right back by taking a full twenty minutes simply calculating attack damage.

  • @nuttynutter69
    @nuttynutter69 3 года назад +5

    I'm at the end of the intro, I watched one of your vids that came up on my feed and was intrigued, this into alone has earned my sub button press! keep up the good work :D

  • @FarothFuin
    @FarothFuin 3 года назад +2

    add having a background of noble with 3 servants and a familiar XD

  • @fenixmeaney6170
    @fenixmeaney6170 3 года назад +13

    Now imagine getting advantage on this nonsense

  • @vithehoneybadger2641
    @vithehoneybadger2641 Год назад

    watch a couple of your tier list vids but your wicked humour in this one got you the sub

  • @zephrynlewis5574
    @zephrynlewis5574 3 года назад +4

    I'll admit you broke me with this one, I dove down a very weird rabbit hole trying to understand meta magics all to find out the truth. There is one spell that would make this build even more annoying and would add to your total 5 whole attacks, since it would produce 9 rays that have to be rolled for individually! That spell you may be asking yourself? Well, it is none other than Scorching Ray at 8th level! But yeah I never would have gotten near your original number on my own so seriously great job on the insane build man clearly took a lot of work.
    I also never would have found it if I hadn't been playing my wildfire druid 6/evocation wizard 2 tonight. I have a lot of fire spells to choose from so this one was pretty readily available to my mind.

  • @rabbidninja79
    @rabbidninja79 3 года назад +6

    Get advantage and you can take even more time. 32 d20's! Lol

  • @samanthayote
    @samanthayote 3 года назад +9

    For maximum damage, have someone cast Hold Person on the target, first.

    • @islandranger1359
      @islandranger1359 2 года назад

      And another Person cast Haste on you....

    • @anasexualdragonwithinterne2912
      @anasexualdragonwithinterne2912 2 года назад

      @@islandranger1359 haste only allows one weapon attack and you can't use your hasted action to cast a spell

    • @islandranger1359
      @islandranger1359 2 года назад

      @@anasexualdragonwithinterne2912 It's still an extra weapon attack.

    • @jnmarshmello2728
      @jnmarshmello2728 2 года назад

      @@anasexualdragonwithinterne2912 it doesn't say you can't cast eldritch blast twice after being twin casted haste on you by another wizard/sorcerer.

  • @lukasphilippi6134
    @lukasphilippi6134 3 года назад +6

    Scorching Ray could've been upcasted to lvl 5 as the quicken spell, letting us roll one more attack

    • @theundeadmike7096
      @theundeadmike7096 2 года назад

      two extra actually, its 3 rays at lvl 2, 4 rays at lvl3, 5 rays @ lvl4, and 6 rays @ lvl5. so six attack rolls for a lvl 5 scorching ray compared to the 4 attack rolls for eldritch blast.

  • @RoamingRick97
    @RoamingRick97 2 года назад

    Love the build thank you outlaw

  • @anobody1595
    @anobody1595 Год назад +1

    Roll them one at a time? Hun, I only *have* 1 d20.

  • @Dogwithtits
    @Dogwithtits 3 года назад +3

    Add Hex to roll an extra damage die per attack. There's a million ways to get advantage. Take Lucky for 3 re-rolls. Play a halfling, re-roll ones. Take Warcaster to cast EB as an OA. I hope no-one ever really does this, but it was great to watch!

    • @rodneyrossow
      @rodneyrossow 3 года назад +1

      Casting Hex takes away the Ranger bonus attack. Also Warcaster can only cast single target spells as OA (per RAW). But I would definitely cast Hex and Hunter's Mark on following rounds.

    • @Dogwithtits
      @Dogwithtits 3 года назад

      @@rodneyrossow Yeah hex would be before combat if possible to disadvantage initiative. Oh you're right about WC

  • @GamerOak000
    @GamerOak000 2 года назад

    Intro got me hooked lol I'll comment if I dig ths hahaha!

  • @combatkool-aid9495
    @combatkool-aid9495 3 года назад +1

    Congrats you made the magical equivalent of a gatling gun

  • @emmanuelfenris4339
    @emmanuelfenris4339 3 года назад +4

    Pure rolling and math(and I'm good at quick dnd math) for it all took almost 3 minutes, assuming I'm trying to hit a single target with all of the attacks, and to be honest, to explain this to a DM id have to just send them this video.

  • @cebeez
    @cebeez 3 года назад +1

    "Also I have advantage, so I roll each attack twice. ALSO that character still has Hex cast on them from when we saw them yesterday, so each time I hit them, I roll another d6, everytime I hit it...

  • @aidanmahoney5678
    @aidanmahoney5678 Год назад +1

    Your can add two more attacks with echo knight fighter if you are able to get your constitution up to a 14! Additionally you can cast haste on yourself instead of eldritch blast as a bonus action.
    With this you can take the attacks action with your bonus hasted action, and you are able to make an additional two attacks because haste negates the additional attack feature. You can then trade one of these two attacks for eldritch blast. With the hasted action you can make an additional weapon attack with echo knight if you have a con of 16For a grand total of:
    20 attacks (12 eldritch blast beams + three normal attacks + 2 gloom stalker attacks + 3 echo knight attacks)

  • @declanmorrigan7041
    @declanmorrigan7041 3 года назад

    Most Players: One set of dice
    Me: well over sixty sets

  • @DonFranke
    @DonFranke 3 года назад +2

    since i have a lvl 20 battle royal one-shot as a player comming up in 4h, thank you for this build

  • @ThatDiceGoblin
    @ThatDiceGoblin Год назад

    this is the build i need, i have a lovely collection of 47 sets of dice atm and need to use more

  • @rehmanmir7865
    @rehmanmir7865 3 года назад +6

    If you have haste casted on yourself that's an extra two attacks after the action surge!

    • @FROSTYNARWALL
      @FROSTYNARWALL 3 года назад

      nope, haste only lets you make 1 weapon attack, dash, or disengage.

    • @rehmanmir7865
      @rehmanmir7865 3 года назад

      @@FROSTYNARWALL to be fair idk how haste interacts with action surge, but even so an extra attack is an extra attack.

  • @Alphademongel
    @Alphademongel 3 года назад +20

    Next time my group decides to do a battle royale, I'm building this monstrosity and deleting someone in round 1.

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 года назад +1

      record this and post it so we all may laugh with you

    • @afrosamurai3847
      @afrosamurai3847 3 года назад

      *Laughs in Zealot Barbarian or Way of the Long Death monk*

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 года назад

      @@afrosamurai3847 oof
      in that case banishment or a sleep spell would be required

    • @afrosamurai3847
      @afrosamurai3847 3 года назад

      @@TheReaver1234 Well in the case of the monk he'd have proficiency in every saving throw with 1 ki letting you reroll it after a while and his ability doesn't care if he's concious to keep him at 1 hp

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 года назад

      @@afrosamurai3847 hmmm, then sounds like power word kill is you best option. just get them below 100 and hit them with it, no save, no fuss, dead instantly

  • @frpgplayer
    @frpgplayer 3 года назад

    The min/max superhero fell into a 20' pit. The doors above closed. Down in the pit, the character died of starvation.

  • @mercilusmc
    @mercilusmc 2 года назад

    DM: What's your alignment?
    Chaotic Evil

  • @chappymangames5374
    @chappymangames5374 Год назад

    “Most players only have 1 set” “off beat out law I only have 16 sets” Me with my 100 sets of dice WEAK

  • @pennylowes6389
    @pennylowes6389 3 года назад +10

    When you want you want to make your turn take all day

  • @cynicalswordmage6699
    @cynicalswordmage6699 3 года назад +1

    Wow this is pretty much the build I made for this when I saw this in the optimization Facebook group you and I are like minds sir.

  • @SatansWerewolf
    @SatansWerewolf 2 года назад

    "Most people only have one set (of dice)!"
    *me thinking of my dresser full of dozens of sets of dice* "That's adorable."

  • @KnicKnac
    @KnicKnac 3 года назад +4

    Reminds me of old 3.5 Two-Weapon fighting feats + Haste. We had a Rogue that had eight or nine attacks ? I don't remember the math, but he would crit on all but three hits and sneak attack dmg. This were a red mist after his turn.

  • @hermeticbear
    @hermeticbear 3 года назад +1

    you are the master of creating characters that are basically organic food processors

  • @PangoriaFallstar
    @PangoriaFallstar 3 года назад

    Actually well-done this does work.

  • @carlosforma5978
    @carlosforma5978 3 года назад +2

    Each melee attack should have at least 3 damage, due to the dueling fighting style you'd get from either ranger or fighter, without taking into account the dex and int bonus. Each Eldritch blast attack that hits should do at least 1+charisma bonus. That's a lot of damage.

  • @nebei3740
    @nebei3740 3 года назад

    Rolls every dice individualy describes every attack in detail welcome to the 1 hour turn

  • @YourBoyNobody530
    @YourBoyNobody530 2 года назад

    Now get triple advantage on every attack to roll 48 d20s to piss off your friends

  • @jonathanstern5537
    @jonathanstern5537 Год назад +1

    You could switch the quickened spell to a 5th level Scorching Ray. Instead of the 4 attacks you get from Eldritch Blast, you get 6 attacks. It's all kosher since you only cast one leveled spell. Or you could do that with Magic Missile. You wouldn't need to roll a d20, but you would need to roll 7 more d4s.

  • @IdkNamez
    @IdkNamez Год назад +1

    Bladesinger 7
    Hexblade 5
    Fighter 5
    Gloomstalker 3
    Feats: Metamagic adept
    Bladesinger: Extra attack
    Hexblade: Pact of the blade, thirsting weapon
    Fighter: action surge, extra attack
    Gloomstalker: dread ambusher
    1st action: 1 normal sword attack, 1 thirsting blade attack, 1 extra sword attack, 4 eldritch blasts, 1 gloomstalker sword attack
    Action surge: repeat the last step
    Metamagic quickened spell: bonus action scorching Ray at 4th level
    Overall amount of attacks: 21

  • @austinrowley3043
    @austinrowley3043 3 года назад +1

    You mentioned the samurai fighter's ability to get an extra attack but not until 15th level, if you go echo knight, you get an extra attack per attack action *from* the echo. If you pair that with kobold pack tactics you can use the echo as your ally and have advantage on every one of those 18 attacks! 36 is a great number of dice for optimal click-clackery!!

  • @andrewhalmo656
    @andrewhalmo656 2 года назад

    Now with the new bugbear sneak attack, if you win initiative you add 2d6 to every roll!

  • @bluexion2661
    @bluexion2661 3 года назад +1

    When you have a new dnd session in 2 HOURS OHHHHHHH IMMA DO SOMETHING

  • @coraanimates58
    @coraanimates58 3 года назад

    Since my turn often takes a long time to come around this build will come in useful

  • @josephkenworthey9541
    @josephkenworthey9541 3 года назад +3

    There is a less consistent way to waste everyone’s time with an infinite turn by just getting obscenely lucky with chaos only against an army

  • @erikm6941
    @erikm6941 2 года назад

    I'm making this now for a one shot to annoy my DM 🤣🤣

  • @danielbernhardt1327
    @danielbernhardt1327 3 года назад +9

    Have your Bladesinger reach level 13 and cast simulacrum. Then when you finish your 16 attacks, have your simulacrum do the exact same thing. So you can basically do 32 attacks. Also if you have the War Caster feat you can cast eldritch blast as an opportunity attack. So you could possibly make 40 attack rolls if both you and your simulacrum get attacks of opportunity.

    • @daviathyn2061
      @daviathyn2061 2 года назад

      How would you get to 13 if your splitting the same way he is to get the attacks and combos. If you power that far into singer you couldn't get the bonus' from the other classes

  • @nazaire7
    @nazaire7 3 года назад

    Fun fact, the fighter portion of this as an Echo Knight from Wildmount? 18 attacks now.

  • @anonymouskitten4715
    @anonymouskitten4715 Год назад +1

    bonus action hexblades curse, 9th and 8th level scorching ray 19 attacks, or quickened spell eldritch blast for 23 attacks

  • @JoseRodriguez-pi8cx
    @JoseRodriguez-pi8cx 3 года назад +3

    Give up 2 levels of fighter to get font of magic from sorcerer so that you can fire off bonus action eldritch blasts every other turn instead of just the first.

  • @LeganArabach
    @LeganArabach 3 года назад +2

    make sure the fighter is an echo knight. can add 2 more attacks to that (with action surge, of course) :)

  • @poke2981
    @poke2981 3 года назад

    I answered yes before you asked if I hate my friends and I'm shook

  • @greekgamer6706
    @greekgamer6706 Год назад

    I couldnt think of where I heard the background song then it hit me who also uses this music lol, Great build might use it in a meme campaign or as a boss....

  • @Kangstor
    @Kangstor 3 года назад +1

    16 dice too many
    Me: i take quick naps with 16 dices in exalted pfft

  • @johnlopez2300
    @johnlopez2300 3 года назад

    action surge gives you an extra bonus action too

  • @michaelpetersen25
    @michaelpetersen25 3 года назад

    Plot twist, you have advantage on all attacks for the round.

  • @L4ZY2137
    @L4ZY2137 2 года назад +1

    Try to get advantage on that turn to have 16 rolls with advantage -> 32 d20 rolls

  • @jjjbjbbnjbjbjbjbjb9415
    @jjjbjbbnjbjbjbjbjb9415 3 года назад

    If you can also somehow incorporate the polearm master and warcaster feats into this build, it would allow you to OA with eldritch blast, meaning your reaction would also be 4 attacks. Allowing you to get up to 20 attacks on the first round. I highly recommend the repelling blast invocation as an additional pairing with this, meaning you push the enemy away, since the enemy is likely adjacent to you on the first hit that one would have disadvantage, but if you successfully push them away, your blasts would no longer have disadvantage.. Further, if you could also incorporate either the gunner or crossbow expert feat you would be able to completely negate the disadvantage on your OA. 20 attacks in a single round.

  • @spartann3299
    @spartann3299 3 года назад +1

    Take away 2 levels of fighter and replace them with Barbarian that way you can make a number of those attacks at advantage. Spending even more time with the roles.

  • @theace_295
    @theace_295 2 года назад +1

    3 gloom stalker ranger/11 echo knight fighter/5 hex blade warlock/1 war cleric
    this allows you to
    1.attack 3 times (fighter)
    2.every time you attack get 2 more attacks with that weapon (warlock/ranger)
    3.ACTION SURGE
    4. Bonus action attack on each turn (cleric)
    For a grand total of 20 ATTACKS in 6 SECONDS

    • @OffbeatOutlaw
      @OffbeatOutlaw  2 года назад

      Thirsting blade doesn’t stack with extra attack as stated in the players handbook in the multiclassing section. Additionally the gloomstalker feature only adds on one extra attack per attack action, meaning your current build does 9 attacks in a round, not 20.

    • @theace_295
      @theace_295 2 года назад

      @@OffbeatOutlaw where does it say that the gloom stalker can only do 1

  • @qugorion5153
    @qugorion5153 3 года назад

    What? The Monk just stunned a target? Let me just roll my 32 dice because of advantage on every attack.

  • @kcrad1527
    @kcrad1527 2 года назад

    Samurai Fighter’s resource pool gives you advantage on all attack rolls for your turn :)

  • @lomion7015
    @lomion7015 2 года назад

    Had haste on that my man haha

  • @jesseolson109
    @jesseolson109 3 года назад

    Animate objects lets you do 10 attacks in 1 turn AS A BONUS ACTION

  • @grimnekropolis8500
    @grimnekropolis8500 3 года назад

    16 dice is a lot? That’s pretty much a typical werewolf the apocalypse roll

  • @MrBracey100
    @MrBracey100 3 года назад

    I think I'll be harassing my players with a new npc assassin now.

  • @CaylorBratcher
    @CaylorBratcher 3 года назад

    If you add the lucky feat to this or the elven accuracy feat, you can roll even more dice

  • @Smite_Sion
    @Smite_Sion 3 года назад

    You can take scorching ray and up cast it, you will be a lv 10 caster so for a 5th level slot you hit 6 times.
    If hitting as many times as possible is the goal, you can also use action surge to cast 2 spells in one turn as long as both of them are an action.
    So 17 levels sorcerer, 2 fighter and 1 warlock allows you to cast a 9th and 8th levels scorching ray hitting for a grand total of 19 times already (dont forgot to empower them for more dice rolls) and then quicken an eldritch blast for 23 hits.

  • @PresidentMystry
    @PresidentMystry 3 года назад

    If I ever do a level 20 one-shot...I am using this

  • @terryaustin1422
    @terryaustin1422 3 года назад

    You blasphem sir 1 set grins in dice goblin starts picking 16 of my favourites

  • @singingcrayon9876
    @singingcrayon9876 3 года назад

    I may build this as murder hobo insurance, but you're right to use this on your friends you have to be a special kind of evil XD.

  • @ClassifiedMind
    @ClassifiedMind 3 года назад +1

    I love this build so much that I sat in a discord call with some friends and we further pushed it to maximize the number of attacks over the ability score improvements. Here's the result for anyone interested:
    The Turn:
    Standard Action: 1 attack + 4 eldritch blasts (+5 attacks)
    -Dread Ambush Attack: 1 (+1 attack)
    -Unleash Incarnation: 1 (+1 attack)
    Action Surge: 1 attack + 4 eldritch blasts (+5 attacks)
    -Dread Ambush Attack: 1 (+1 attack)
    -Unleash Incarnation: 1 (+1 attack)
    Bonus Action: Quickened Scorching Ray at 8th level (+8 attacks) [because of how multiclass spell slots work, 3 ranger + 14 wizard gives you an 8th level spell slot]
    Contingency to cast Haste yourself when your round starts: 1 (+1 attack)
    23 total attacks in 1 turn!!
    The Build:
    14 Wizard (Bladesinger) [metamagic feat] [magic initiate feat]
    3 Ranger (Gloomstalker)
    3 Fighter (Echo Knight)

    • @flygxg1908
      @flygxg1908 11 месяцев назад

      Three bonus actions? No warlock levels but you still have eldritch blast? A repeated bonus action without the use of action surge? I dont think so m8.

    • @ClassifiedMind
      @ClassifiedMind 11 месяцев назад

      @@flygxg1908 Not sure where exactly you are seeing the 2 extra bonus actions as being necessary. I suppose initially creating the Echo from Echo Knight might be being counted as one of those, but I guess I sorta assumed that with 0 resource cost you'd pretty much always have your body double buddy out with you at all times when initiative is rolled.
      But the only bonus action required is the quickened scorching ray. The rest of the extra features are all "as part of the attack action" which is why they go so well together with action surge.
      Also, do groups you play with normally not use feats as an optional part of the rules? Magic initiate is pretty much solely listed in my first comment for giving access to Eldritch Blast, and the spell just scales with character level, not warlock class level, so you can Sling a ton of those things as a Barbarian if you want to.
      I could totally be missing something else, so feel free to let me know.
      Hope this helps.

  • @assassain0425
    @assassain0425 2 года назад

    This is beautiful. Wishing I could do that as a monk hybrid.

  • @thatyoungganns6819
    @thatyoungganns6819 Год назад

    You could also play an echo knight fighter and make an additional attack with unleash incarnation because it says it can be used whenever you take the attack action. So add another 2 attacks onto that total

  • @Opexshadow73
    @Opexshadow73 3 года назад +13

    If the build still isn't bad enough, remember that you can take Repelling Blast.

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 года назад +5

      some dbz level shoot your enemy to the sun shit right there

  • @nerdtitanTV
    @nerdtitanTV 3 года назад

    This is the best one so far

  • @Dile0303
    @Dile0303 2 года назад +1

    Slap 3 levels of beast barbarian on top of this. Their claws function much in the same way as the Gloomstalker's Dread ambusher. So 18 attacks.
    And you reckless attack to gain advantage, wasting even more time

  • @LikeButton7
    @LikeButton7 3 года назад

    Necromancers: am I a fucking joke to you?

  • @xemodavex
    @xemodavex 3 года назад

    Hi offbeat, long time fan new to RUclips.
    I've just had a thought, if you were to add mage slayer to this build, it would be the ultimate anticaster
    If they're concentrating on a spell, quantity is by far better than quality or rolls.
    For concentration you make a save every time you take damage,
    With mage slayer they would be making (at max assuming all hit) 32 rolls per turn to maintain.
    You only need one of those to be less than 10.

  • @NoNo-tl9gb
    @NoNo-tl9gb Год назад

    I believe this now optimally should try to upcast spirit shroud for maximum pain

  • @user-Reader_of_ALL
    @user-Reader_of_ALL 2 года назад

    it makes me remembering game in EDH, when my oponent took his deck on Niv-Mizzet, Parun... 30 minutes per turn minimum.

  • @Nephilim63744546
    @Nephilim63744546 2 года назад

    Most players only have one set? *looks around suspiciously before grabbing my 10lbs dice bag with 30+ sets of dice* *then grabs my other dice bag with 7 custom sets* run

  • @DingoXIII
    @DingoXIII 3 года назад +1

    *saw offbeat post a comment about people saying to have haste and can't imagine it was that many people*
    *Reads the rest of the comments*
    Nah... nah, totally needed to call them out before it kept happening, as damn~ Also think it's really awesome how many comments you get back to people too, it's really amazing to see so much interaction with your watchers~

  • @MrBracey100
    @MrBracey100 2 года назад

    Yeah when Ive done something like this it was only 12 attacks. Im sure you can guess it was all eldritch blast thanks to Hexblade/ Sorcerer?Fighter. I roll digital dice for this to make it quick. Ive got my dice roller set up for the d20 rolls and saved a set up for all the damage dice that hit which of course includes the E Blast, Hex or SHroud of Shadows, agonizing blast and Hex Blades Curse damage. It actually makes this go pretty fast.
    My most annoying attack round used to be 32 attacks with conjure animals using Flying Snakes. Even with my dice roller that was a bit much so we decided to splay that like a swarm thereafter with a roll to hit. It ended up becoming my Druid’s fireball if the attack hit.