(Singing) Hot potato, hot potato. Hot potato, hot potato. Hot potato, hot potato. Potato. Hot potato, potato, potato. Mash banana, mash banana. (Notices everyone staring and stops.) What? It's a song by The Wiggles!
The problem with "I will pee your pants" and this sentence is that they can only make sense by being said by someone with magical abilities. But say, if a villain or any other character or person [more likely a villain though] who doesn't have the ability to make someone pee their pants said it, they'd just look and sound like a total idiot. With those who may or may not have the forbidden bladder manipulation power, it'll either sound stupid or the one they're saying it to will be very confused.
0:16 I love this post so much because I remember as a lil bab coming up with a superhero identity and wanting to call myself "The Wiggler" because I wiggled around a lot. Now I'm studying to become an animator. I have become The Wiggler.
Skyrim horses are predators, huh? Ever seen Shadowmere (Probably misspelled that)? The only way I can kill him is by jumping off the Throat of the World, and that guy will chase dragons. Not suprised.
Human: how are you typing? Not a horse: a friend is helping me Carl: *uses his spare human hands to help type sentences* just remember I need them back when I get hungry Not a horse: fair enough
2:00 No no no, NO! Nobody wanted to name the planet George! I'm so sick of this misconception! The man who discovered it, William Herschel, wanted to name the planet The Georgium Sidus (The Georgian Star) after King George the 3rd, the then reigning monarch of England. The rest of the world, unsurprisingly, was not a fan of this, so for a while there was debate on what to call it. Even in England, the name was too stuffy for some, so variants such as The Georgian Planet and Georgium, were on the table, but NEVER just George. To refer to something named after YOUR KING as "just George" would have been incredibly disrespectful, and disrespecting a monarch is NOT a good idea. Edit: There aren't any primary sources that show that anyone actually used it, but by the rules of the time, "King George" might have been an appropriate option. So if you wanna call the seventh planet from the Sun King George, there's technically no historical evidence against it.
@@seantaggart7382 While we're here, another fun fact, we don't actually know how Uranus was originally pronounced, since English speakers spoke exceptionally different in the late 1700s, and because the people who suggested the name were German. It's entirely possible that it would have been pronounced more like the Greek name, which would make it sound like "oo-ron-ohs."
I remember my friends dad. He was terrifying. The horses FEARED him. He had like 4 teeth and no hair and his arms were too long. Looking back im pretty sure he wasnt human
2:42 this reminds me of another thing i saw- UK: We call it an indicator because it indicates which way you're turning. USA: We call it blinker because it go blink
4:00 I was caught so off guard that I clenched in fear and uncomfortable confusion so hard that my chair wheeled all the way across my medium sized bed room.
As far as I remember, salami is actually “matured” as in it is stored for a long time in a controlled environment to make the meat “ferment” in the right way. This at least used to be done by hanging them by hocks. Therefor the sentence “go hang a salami” could happen naturally... “I am a lasagna hog” however would probably not form naturally.
3:44 Or the fanfiction writer: I want some feelings. I made some feelings. I'll share them with you. You: But what if don't want those... ff writer: I'll. Share. Them. With. You.
2:51 There's an entire romcom where that is the entire plot! I forget what it's called but there's this guy that has a different girl for sex for each day of the week but his best friend is a girl he has never had romantic or sexual relations with and when she goes on vacation in Scotland for an extended period of time (now that I think about it how did this scenario not pop up before) he realizes he isn't fulfilled without her and then there's a whole convoluted thing where she got in a relationship with this Scottish guy and bullshit ensues. It's not the best movie but the poster accidentally bumped into the plot there.
I don´t ever know any of these tumblr people in these videos because I´ve been mostly lurking these years and then I suddenly see a name of a person I actually KNEW and chatted with on skype(back when people still used that) and boi howdy did that one give me whiplash.
2:10 Given the 7th planet's current name, I would prefer calling it King George. It can also create interest in the planet and result in children asking why the planet was named that way, given that its magnetic pole is on its side and is the first planet to have been discovered in the modern era. This post was written by a CGP Grey subscriber.
3:15 THIS! THIS IS HOW I ENDED UP IN A RELATIONSHIP! ITS IN WORDS! I usually phrase it as "I dunno, it just kinda happened" or "At some point we both accepted the ship and now its canon"
2:48 Some fun tidbits of information: -As far as the english speaking world goes, "Harvest" seemed to come first from what I can find, and seemed to lose its place by the 18th century. -Autumn only appeared in the late 14th century and over took Harvest as the go to term over time. -"Fall" came into being in the 17th century and probably originated as/was considered a poetic companion to "Spring", and was used throughout the english speaking world along with autumn, until each word became localized and mainly used by a specific population, and eventually in the 19th century "Fall" was seemingly looked down upon by the British. *However* -According to Slate, British lexicographers begrudgingly admit that the United States got the better end of the stick. In "The King's English" (1908), H.W. Fowler wrote, "Fall is better on the merits than autumn, in every way: it is short, Saxon (like the other three season names), picturesque; it reveals its derivation to every one who uses it, not to the scholar only, like autumn." Source: Livescience's Natalie Wolchover "Why Does Fall/Autumn Have Two Names?"
2:15 Actually, you can tell where a horse is paying attention by the direction their ears are facing, since that's where they are listening to. This horse's ears are to the sides, implying that it is not looking at you, but completely ignoring you.
1:28 Those two sentences are actually the palindrome, it being 'go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog The best part of it is that the comma fits perfectly both ways
2:52 I agree that it has its flaws, but this is one of the things I love most about Sword Art Online. They never make the relationship seem forced. They go about their lives and suddenly here they are.
Fun Fact: Each human also has their own gravity. This means that you have a force that pulls on the Earth and anyone you meet. It is so small, however, that it can be dismissed as negligible when compared to literally any force strong enough to make a visible difference.
Inbox for next 16 years: w is not a vowel. Me: *people talking to me for 16 years letting me know I am not alone in this post apocalyptic world* "Its so lonely down here. I wish my neighbors listened to me about Y2K and came into my bunker. But still. Upgrades people, upgrades."
W is a vowel in the same sense that Y is a vowel in English this is how it was taught to me when I was in school no one has ever had an argument that can truly convince me otherwise
2:15 thinking back this makes a lot of sense because I remember that before fights I deliberately had to leave my horse like half a mile away or it will join me in fighting enemys
Hey Pat, don't think I didn't notice what you did there, and to this I say"were out maned, out guned, and no plan no back, Im ganna need myself a right hand man. HERE COMES THE GENERAL!"
Ok, but in Welsh, Iowa is most definitely entirely vowels; W is a vowel in Welsh! This is why Cwtch looks like it's only consonants, when in reality it's actually four consonants with their vowel friend, disguised as a consonant to spitefully confuse the English for eternity.
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American: We call it elevator, from the Latin word elevare, meaning to make lighter.
Brits: WE CALL IT A LIFT CUZ IT LIFTS US
I sure do love listening to a i r w i g g l e s
I love making light wiggles
@@galaxyandspiritstudios8242 im actually making light wiggles too right now!
@@weaselkat cool
Imagine being distracted and your parent/teacher is just like “ABSORB MY AIR WIGGLES”
(Singing) Hot potato, hot potato. Hot potato, hot potato. Hot potato, hot potato. Potato. Hot potato, potato, potato. Mash banana, mash banana. (Notices everyone staring and stops.) What? It's a song by The Wiggles!
My friends were having an argument and one of them said "I will pee in your pants." And the argument just stopped
As It Should!
**aggressive applause**
@@dusknightwings7821 I feel like I know what an aggressive applause would sound like, and it still remains a mystery
@@ravnemagne9598 really hard and maybe slow clapping?
The only right way to resolve a conflict
I swear half of these comments is: "W isnt a vowel"
Welsh: *exists*
Ah, a fellow speaker.
Dammit, I was too slow to make that joke. Hello fellow dragon worshipper
On my comment for this video someone said Welsh shouldn't count as a language because it was alien
@@disgruntledwelsh3817 ???? I'm not even Welsh. I'm just pointing out literally half of the comment section
cwm
The scariest one would be “I may or may not pee your pants” because it is cause for paranoia
Seaborn Gaming no it’s “your pants want my pee, and I may deliver”
Your pants want my pee, and I may or may not deliver.
"your pants wants poop, i shall deliver it, though it may not be mine." how about that?
The problem with "I will pee your pants" and this sentence is that they can only make sense by being said by someone with magical abilities. But say, if a villain or any other character or person [more likely a villain though] who doesn't have the ability to make someone pee their pants said it, they'd just look and sound like a total idiot.
With those who may or may not have the forbidden bladder manipulation power, it'll either sound stupid or the one they're saying it to will be very confused.
I really don’t like this comment chain
Now all I can think of is SAILOR GEORGE
Considering the design of that Sailor senshi, it would not change anything.
@@LateSleeper oMG--
_OH NOOOO_
Five o'clock shadow, bald head, and half of a cigar sticking out of "her" mouth
I can say my cat is named after a planet.
"Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog" is a line from the song "Bob" by Weird Al Yankovic. A song entirely made up of palindromes.
Oh, cool. Thanks.
U is a vowel.
Hence, Double U is a double vowel.
Source: I can do what I want.
UwU
@@planetz8559 in this context that makes me SO MAD and I dont even know why
This comment thread has become a Tumblr one
An L is just a soft R
After some more thought I hate you all
0:16 I love this post so much because I remember as a lil bab coming up with a superhero identity and wanting to call myself "The Wiggler" because I wiggled around a lot.
Now I'm studying to become an animator.
I have become The Wiggler.
Why hello fellow wiggler
this is strangely inspiring.
God speed, Wiggler.
Skyrim horses are predators, huh? Ever seen Shadowmere (Probably misspelled that)? The only way I can kill him is by jumping off the Throat of the World, and that guy will chase dragons. Not suprised.
Even if you kill him, he'll respawn. Just go back to where you first found him after 7 days, and... Poof. Another Shadowmere.
Shadowmere is a demon horse that probably feeds on the energy of death, I don't think she counts as a normal horse.
I have no idea what you're talking about, I just liked your comment because of the aro/ace profile picture. XD
I... like Arvak.
Human: how are you typing?
Not a horse: a friend is helping me
Carl: *uses his spare human hands to help type sentences* just remember I need them back when I get hungry
Not a horse: fair enough
CARRRRL THAT KILLS PEOPLE
CAAAAAARRRLLLL
AbadonXXX I thought Carl Jumped off a bridge and died
In Welsh w is a vowel so the Iowa statement holds up.
Aw yea!
Welsh should not count as a language. That language is as alien as it comes.
I'm living up to my username right now
@@mastermuffles7097 May I ask why Welsh is alien but other languages are not?
@@disgruntledwelsh3817 are you sure you're welsh?
0:53 in reality, each strike would kill fish in ~50 ft radius or something. So this is more so the removal of one fishes whole family.
Imagine future historians trying to figure this century (?) out and just
Not
They'd think of this as the old Shakespearian language man they'd be talking like
"Mm. Bagel juice."
"Indeed"
"tide pods were a delicacy"
@@Kennylotl well that's all I could type because my brain isn't that evolved yet
I mean, humans have been shit posting ever since cave drawings were invented. Historians are going to be just fine.
@@arnerademacker8548 true, true
2:00 No no no, NO! Nobody wanted to name the planet George! I'm so sick of this misconception! The man who discovered it, William Herschel, wanted to name the planet The Georgium Sidus (The Georgian Star) after King George the 3rd, the then reigning monarch of England.
The rest of the world, unsurprisingly, was not a fan of this, so for a while there was debate on what to call it. Even in England, the name was too stuffy for some, so variants such as The Georgian Planet and Georgium, were on the table, but NEVER just George. To refer to something named after YOUR KING as "just George" would have been incredibly disrespectful, and disrespecting a monarch is NOT a good idea.
Edit: There aren't any primary sources that show that anyone actually used it, but by the rules of the time, "King George" might have been an appropriate option. So if you wanna call the seventh planet from the Sun King George, there's technically no historical evidence against it.
lmwo georg
@@seantaggart7382 While we're here, another fun fact, we don't actually know how Uranus was originally pronounced, since English speakers spoke exceptionally different in the late 1700s, and because the people who suggested the name were German. It's entirely possible that it would have been pronounced more like the Greek name, which would make it sound like "oo-ron-ohs."
Thank you for the interesting history tidbit!
I remember my friends dad. He was terrifying. The horses FEARED him. He had like 4 teeth and no hair and his arms were too long. Looking back im pretty sure he wasnt human
Kepainis K. Why does this sound like the janitor from little nightmares
Hey, uhm, was your friend's dad from Innsmouth by any chance?
@@gloomytomb XD
@@gloomytomb that's exactly where my mind went too.
2:42
this reminds me of another thing i saw-
UK: We call it an indicator because it indicates which way you're turning.
USA: We call it blinker because it go blink
This is why you never gift a horse in the mouth
'Cause it'll take your hand off, and maybe use it for typing.
in the famous words of andrew hussie: Horse
H o r s e.
8=D
Musclebeast
Is it bad that these are my late night thoughts and conversations with myself at like 2:00am
Not at all. Isn't that right?
Yeah, that's right!
This is everyone’s in bed convo with themselves. Anyone who’s ever watched has had this very though
0:53 Zeus, what did Poseidon do to anger you this time?
he ate the last donut
exist.
Had percy
@@kalletyrni8897 I ate the last slice of pizza and blamed it on Poseidon
4:00 I was caught so off guard that I clenched in fear and uncomfortable confusion so hard that my chair wheeled all the way across my medium sized bed room.
I’m pretty sure PM’s read that “wiggle” post before...
Can there ever truly be enough wiggles? Yeah I think not.
I think it was someone saying it again and they just continued it
Horse too
The George guy has my humour because he then changed it to butt
tbf it would have been ouranos (titan of the sky) if some ppl weren't completely shit at spelling
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i It would have been Caelus if they stuck with the roman gods.
S N Quick question what is a anos and why do we have to share it?
Shower thought: tongues are moist taste muscles.
Ted Arbury all muscles are moist
He's got a point!
The real shower thought is "your tongue is essentially a tentacle"
[shaking, on living room floor] p-pplease.... just .leave my family alone.....
As opposed to dry taste muscles?
Petition to change the spelling of Iowa to Ioua just for this
@Rachel Wolf or just Ioa. Still phonetically correct.
*Iouua
(Double U)
W is a vowel in Welsh so no alterations required
Add a silent e and you have all the vocals
As far as I remember, salami is actually “matured” as in it is stored for a long time in a controlled environment to make the meat “ferment” in the right way.
This at least used to be done by hanging them by hocks.
Therefor the sentence “go hang a salami” could happen naturally... “I am a lasagna hog” however would probably not form naturally.
Unless you're a huge fan of lasagna and hog it all
@@AkumaDayo exactly.
Depends on how much you like lasagna and if you're willing to admit it.
Garfield.
WAIT
If artists and musicians are magiciabs of the wiggle
Is that why the colorful musical group is called the Wiggles?!
oh fuck
2:07 And I will hug him and pat him and I will name him George.
3:44 Or the fanfiction writer: I want some feelings. I made some feelings. I'll share them with you.
You: But what if don't want those...
ff writer: I'll. Share. Them. With. You.
4:12
Ah, yes, the vowels: A, E, I, O U, Y, and W.
Edit: i added Y
Well it's called a Double U for a reason
@@KaseyCryptid true...
Welsh: **nervous sweating**
Ok, but Y
And sometimes Y!
2:51 There's an entire romcom where that is the entire plot!
I forget what it's called but there's this guy that has a different girl for sex for each day of the week but his best friend is a girl he has never had romantic or sexual relations with and when she goes on vacation in Scotland for an extended period of time (now that I think about it how did this scenario not pop up before) he realizes he isn't fulfilled without her and then there's a whole convoluted thing where she got in a relationship with this Scottish guy and bullshit ensues. It's not the best movie but the poster accidentally bumped into the plot there.
@2:51 That's literally the "inventor" dude and his secretary from The Legend Of Korra.
Varrick and Zhu Li?
I don´t ever know any of these tumblr people in these videos because I´ve been mostly lurking these years and then I suddenly see a name of a person I actually KNEW and chatted with on skype(back when people still used that) and boi howdy did that one give me whiplash.
1:37 Reminds me of Equius Zahhak
3:23 No, NO, I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE ATTACKED ABOUT MY CRUSH LIKE THIS DON’T DO THIS TO ME.
Ah, yes. My favorite Sailor Senshi. Haruka Ten’oh, Sailor George.
I mean tbf she was introduced as a guy at first lol
2:10 Given the 7th planet's current name, I would prefer calling it King George. It can also create interest in the planet and result in children asking why the planet was named that way, given that its magnetic pole is on its side and is the first planet to have been discovered in the modern era.
This post was written by a CGP Grey subscriber.
I was drinking water when suddenly: "Your pants can't wait for my pee"
Needless to say I have to change my pants and wipe up the floor-
change your pants, hm? did it get you? did the curse get you?
To quote a wise man from savanna Georgia: “I love horses”
I feel called out by the post at 3:21
3:20 That moment when you can actually think of someone....
So the first horse post was from a Skyrim horse
A predatory horse?
i am a master of wiggling
Ah yes, the rare creature....a pangolian. The Mongolian pangolin.
*p a n g o l i o n*
pan: go lion! goooo!
lion, from afar: thanks bro
Ah yes, I am a *Magician of the W I G G L E*
3:15
THIS! THIS IS HOW I ENDED UP IN A RELATIONSHIP! ITS IN WORDS!
I usually phrase it as "I dunno, it just kinda happened" or "At some point we both accepted the ship and now its canon"
Imagine the conversation of “IT’S A GOD DAMN PLANET WILLIAM, YOU CAN’T NAME IT GEORGE”
0:25 HAMMONNNNNNN POWEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
"so when you see it in orbit does that mean you can say here comes the general?"
... *_EXCUSE ME WAS THAT A HAMILTON REFERENCE!?!?_*
We are outgunned!
@Desti-Doodles Outnumbered, Outplanned!
@@wisdom7165 We gotta make an all out stand!
1:23 Weird Al Yankovic, in his song Bob (where all the lyrics are palindrome). Dawggawn tumblrinos stealing ideas without giving credit.
Wait that line appears in something else?
2:04 FINALLY, ONE OF THE TEAM GALACTIC COMMANDERS HAS A REASONABLE NAME
Imagine what happened between him and George to change the name to Uranus
"George" refers to the king of England at the time and "Uranus" is the name of a Roman god.
@@xavis7617 I know but isn't it more fun to leave it to the imagination of those who don't?
...
The normal way.
*B I T I N G*
Did most people really never hear "a e i o u, sometimes y and w" I thought that was the full version, it even rhymes.
2:48
Some fun tidbits of information:
-As far as the english speaking world goes, "Harvest" seemed to come first from what I can find, and seemed to lose its place by the 18th century.
-Autumn only appeared in the late 14th century and over took Harvest as the go to term over time.
-"Fall" came into being in the 17th century and probably originated as/was considered a poetic companion to "Spring", and was used throughout the english speaking world along with autumn, until each word became localized and mainly used by a specific population, and eventually in the 19th century "Fall" was seemingly looked down upon by the British.
*However*
-According to Slate, British lexicographers begrudgingly admit that the United States got the better end of the stick. In "The King's English" (1908), H.W. Fowler wrote, "Fall is better on the merits than autumn, in every way: it is short, Saxon (like the other three season names), picturesque; it reveals its derivation to every one who uses it, not to the scholar only, like autumn."
Source: Livescience's Natalie Wolchover "Why Does Fall/Autumn Have Two Names?"
2:15
Actually, you can tell where a horse is paying attention by the direction their ears are facing, since that's where they are listening to. This horse's ears are to the sides, implying that it is not looking at you, but completely ignoring you.
2:05
"We got a new planet, should we name it?"
"Let's name it Bob."
3:37
I would actually appreciate those emotions I am feeling a bit empty inside when I should feel literally any emotion that isn't anger.
W is a vowel. It is literally double u.
1:28
Those two sentences are actually the palindrome, it being 'go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog
The best part of it is that the comma fits perfectly both ways
2:51 isnt this just Love is War plot before they try to make the other confess first
"late night tumbler" posted one hour ago...
one hour ago was 11 am for me
2:52 I agree that it has its flaws, but this is one of the things I love most about Sword Art Online. They never make the relationship seem forced. They go about their lives and suddenly here they are.
The six fish one cheered me up after spending half an hour (and failing) to open a locked door. Thank you Seymour.
the possibility of a predatory horse thing is actually terrifying
No one:
That one person who wants to see a giant bagel: gimme those toes
2:09 I-
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO REACT TO IT
3:09 Thats how me and my boyfriend got together
2:51 this is a very important storyline in Jane Austin's "Emma." Great book.
"W" is a vowel, it's just two "U"s in a trench coat
2:50-3:20 this man just described the romance between Edward and Winry, and I think he also put into words why I like it so much
Fun Fact: Each human also has their own gravity. This means that you have a force that pulls on the Earth and anyone you meet. It is so small, however, that it can be dismissed as negligible when compared to literally any force strong enough to make a visible difference.
Inbox for next 16 years: w is not a vowel.
Me: *people talking to me for 16 years letting me know I am not alone in this post apocalyptic world* "Its so lonely down here. I wish my neighbors listened to me about Y2K and came into my bunker. But still. Upgrades people, upgrades."
Okay, but get this.
A ghost emotional support animal...
is also a
*holds in maniacal cackle *
*_Spirit Animal._*
You made me scream at hear comes the general and scared my mom in the middle of a meeting.
Lmao I pictured that like the croissant vine
I just started randomly screaming Right Hand Man. lol
Evil Sportacus is definitely an idea I'd fund
Evil sportacus captures good version of Robbie Rotten daily
0:15 nobody talkin bout how this guy literally trilled a W
3:42 No stoooop my book/phone/tablet is already dripping wet with my tears!
0:52 I HAVE THE ANSWER: SPORTACUS HAD A CHILD AND THEN ROBBIE ROTTEN RAISED IT! Or they both had it idk
I don't know why I imagined Rude from FF7 reading all of the threats about pants but it's amazing and I don't want to let go of this thought now
W is a vowel in the same sense that Y is a vowel in English this is how it was taught to me when I was in school no one has ever had an argument that can truly convince me otherwise
1:37 *flashbacks in markiplier makes everytime he says he was poor as a child and he couldn’t afford breathing*
2:15 thinking back this makes a lot of sense because I remember that before fights I deliberately had to leave my horse like half a mile away or it will join me in fighting enemys
2:13 ...was that a Hamilton reference...omg yes😂😂😂
Pat I love you to bits for that Hamilton reference
And heat is just wiggling matter, therefore any profesion which involves changing the temperature of something is also just a magician of the wiggle.
2:51
THIS!
This absolutely killed me! I am currently wiggling back and forth because my brain can't process this! D:
The pant pissing part made me actually cry laughing, thanks.
same
Pangolin. Pang -O- Lin, is now Pan-Go-lian... Nice Seymour. It's Persephone all over again.
Hey Pat, don't think I didn't notice what you did there, and to this I say"were out maned, out guned, and no plan no back, Im ganna need myself a right hand man. HERE COMES THE GENERAL!"
Time to lose all the last remaining years of my lif-
fighting taking a nap so that i can go to bed early tonight and it’s a losing battle.
Person: "W is not a vowel"
Me: "but it's just 2 of the same letter which is a vowel and is what I'm gonna do tonight (U)"
Well, it IS called double u. There's actually more vowels than ever thought possible! Goodness, your genius is overwhelming!
Ok, but in Welsh, Iowa is most definitely entirely vowels; W is a vowel in Welsh!
This is why Cwtch looks like it's only consonants, when in reality it's actually four consonants with their vowel friend, disguised as a consonant to spitefully confuse the English for eternity.
2:10 *_[happy hamilton noises]_*
“Here comes the General”
I died, is that a Hamilton reference? Because I swear if it is, I will die happy.
Jokes on those saying W isn’t a vowel, it’s like Y: only sometimes a vowel
The image at 3:09 is the story of the past year and a half or so for me