Well... we definitely found the noob corner!

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

Комментарии • 48

  • @zwm3726
    @zwm3726 Месяц назад +26

    Purple was a classic Master - they understood the power of manipulation but failed to understand the power of friendship

  • @user-m8k9d
    @user-m8k9d Месяц назад +21

    "this is almost a 1-point-hold"
    *you can walk straight through the middle of the map*

  • @kthejoker
    @kthejoker Месяц назад +10

    Literally rubbing your hands together during your greedy moments gives me life. Never change Jonathan

  • @Rsfarmerbob
    @Rsfarmerbob Месяц назад +21

    I don’t usually buy these things, but here goes. You are my new number one risk content creator. I just watched your perfect game and have been through a lot of your other content. I definitely appreciate that you don’t swear or do vulgar language thank you for that. Also, I was gonna post this on the other video but I have 4 kids and yes 6 kids is still like “woah” definitely like a lot of the newer maps that you have posted I play RISK on mobile exclusively so I’m not super competitive, but I did buy that map pack. Love the long games. I don’t mind your voice. Keep your cam as big as you want! We watch everything on both of your channels. It’s something I can play on the living room TV with the kids. Sorry for rambling so much big fan continue to keep making clean content so my little ones can watch all the colors smashed each other.😂 much love big fan!

    • @Rsfarmerbob
      @Rsfarmerbob Месяц назад +3

      I have watched and still do watch a few other risk players, but I can’t have them dropping F bombs in the middle of my kids watching :)

    • @vampirechicken
      @vampirechicken  Месяц назад +11

      I appreciate it. I'm happy to be the guy you and your family can watch!

    • @Rsfarmerbob
      @Rsfarmerbob Месяц назад +2

      @@vampirechicken well I know better than to send Harts right now lol ;p but keep up the amazing content!

    • @ahoboinacan
      @ahoboinacan Месяц назад +4

      Well said. I don't have kids and I still appreciate the funny commentary without swearing. It is quite refreshing.

    • @TheJJP91
      @TheJJP91 Месяц назад +2

      Me too. Wanted to upvote these comments for the algorithm but also fully agree.

  • @user-m8k9d
    @user-m8k9d Месяц назад +12

    this game is over...
    checks video length
    1 hour left
    takes a break to make popcorn

    • @AtomicAndi
      @AtomicAndi Месяц назад

      Yeah, I got excited without checking the length.
      seemed quite clear to me that "let the idiots hit each other" was the winning strategy.

    • @TheJJP91
      @TheJJP91 Месяц назад

      I did exactly this but with a cup of trq

    • @AtomicAndi
      @AtomicAndi Месяц назад

      @@TheJJP91 tranquilizer? and your should!

  • @alexander_bone
    @alexander_bone Месяц назад +9

    Airship with blizzards is VC paradise for all the noob corners it makes

  • @davidholland4713
    @davidholland4713 Месяц назад +2

    Green only cares about bonuses -- the "card-blocking" was just brute-force bonus-defending. Purple is scared of green because they have more troops, so will play for 2nd and betray. That's my read at 1:21. And it was borne out by the rest of the game. Well played. I do like the diplomacy element in 3 player endgames. Just because nobody trusts you or works with you, doesn't mean they don't hate the other guy more, ha ha!

    • @FloydRinehart
      @FloydRinehart Месяц назад

      My take (at least up to 1:21) is that neither really knows what they are doing…. purple had been trying to creep up slowly almost as if he was doing a reverse card-block for the past half an hour or more, but that doesn’t gain you anything (and likely makes you relatively weaker) if the other two players can trade with each other. Green just comes across as a loose cannon who loves +1 bonuses.

  • @thaschwartz
    @thaschwartz Месяц назад +2

    Dear green,
    OOOOOOPS

  • @aleksszukovskis2074
    @aleksszukovskis2074 9 дней назад +1

    greens angry you took the noob corner

  • @OneEyedOneHornedGian
    @OneEyedOneHornedGian Месяц назад +1

    Usually feel like over an hour becomes a dull stalemate, but this was fun with the tables constantly turning on everyone. 😂

  • @ChristianAkacro
    @ChristianAkacro Месяц назад +3

    I so called the ranks of Green and Purple. Purple could have had 2nd but he couldn't help betraying you. That was a bit bleak at the 1hr mark but I'm glad you took it back!

  • @NugPlug69
    @NugPlug69 Месяц назад +2

    A two hour game with no stalemate???

  • @AlienKing321
    @AlienKing321 Месяц назад

    This map seems to play like a giant Alcatraz. Perfect.

  • @Th4tGuy
    @Th4tGuy Месяц назад

    Wow, red really vampire chickened that kill on pink.

  • @agoniaXdunya
    @agoniaXdunya 17 дней назад

    1:10:30 lol, they think they will block both of you

  • @clydecoberly8698
    @clydecoberly8698 Месяц назад

    I love playing risk and I love watching other people's games, too. I had great fun watching you play this game❤. Thanks for this video!❤ I have got to say that you did do great job of winning this game! 😊❤

  • @AtomicAndi
    @AtomicAndi Месяц назад

    I was so sure Black was a smurfing GM doing the usual VC no-cap challenge

  • @michelv1816
    @michelv1816 Месяц назад

    The Space Lumberjack does it again!

  • @risk_live
    @risk_live Месяц назад

    I love this map. It is definitely made for Jonny Yoink Your Cap.

  • @mattt3942
    @mattt3942 Месяц назад +1

    Haven't watched beyond VC Cap pick, but the 1 in Bathroom, in the upper right was a one point hold on +6. Not sure if this is discovered later.
    Edit: It appears black, pink and purple discovered the pocket :)

  • @MrSpaceM0nkey
    @MrSpaceM0nkey Месяц назад +1

    So airship Wednesday's?

  • @Rickwhyy
    @Rickwhyy Месяц назад

    The microphone arm covering up the red cap. This map is so hard to see everything

  • @LittleBlueUSA
    @LittleBlueUSA Месяц назад

    New meta settings!!!!

  • @mik-ws3zw
    @mik-ws3zw Месяц назад

    Good morning! its been a while since i have been able to catch your videos, due to work/life/ect. I hope that you have been well and still smashing noobs.

    • @vampirechicken
      @vampirechicken  Месяц назад +1

      Good morning! There's plenty to binge if it's been a while.

  • @leonopensstuff
    @leonopensstuff Месяц назад

    Great video

  • @TreeCamper
    @TreeCamper Месяц назад

    Good morning VC 🌞
    AIRSHIP!

  • @AtomicAndi
    @AtomicAndi Месяц назад +1

    Kudos for not going for this lame line:
    Johnny Yoink-your-cap" is Among Us!

  • @tyty8484
    @tyty8484 Месяц назад

    I hope purple sees this.

  • @medialies6254
    @medialies6254 Месяц назад

    Pink obviously didn´t "break purple" as you said 12.33 ....as purple didn´t even have the bonus yet seeing as you had 3 troops in purples bonus too....blind as a bat, lol.....also 1 + 3 are 4 not 5 so no turn-in

  • @derhonk6270
    @derhonk6270 27 дней назад

    Would be a funny map for a 70% game - but only progressive!

  • @wahnsihansi
    @wahnsihansi Месяц назад

    Hi there, I subscribed to both channels but I'm still not winning every game. What am I doing wrong?

  • @Jordan-pf9ws
    @Jordan-pf9ws Месяц назад

    I don't see you play portals. Do you not like them?

    • @jaque9686
      @jaque9686 29 дней назад

      I would guess it is because he loves to play out of honeypots. Portals are destroying that