Why did they give it an off-putting uncanny valley head? I would have made the video screen its head so seniors can see it easily and then use the space infront of the torso to hold a tray with arms that can be manually adjusted instead of that ashtray shoulder thing, better then the PBC pipes it has on its sides.
Antohny kneels & says - "help me." Robot comes over & asks - "have i reached you?" so... how did the robot help him? how was it supposed to help him? can it tie his shoes? was it supposed to help him stand up? i just don't get it. i feel like the next thing it would do is it's little dance routine - "is this helping?"
"What crime must I commit today in your name, master?"
the sounds of the robot when dancing crack me tf up lmao "It sounds like a trash can being hit with a crowbar" - JonTron
The forced laughter and pretending to enjoy the robot from the old lady is A+ comedy.
nah she laughs because its ridiculous next generation elderly gonna accept it.
Let's just get this out of the way.. JonTron sent everyone here.
Yup
I'm here because of jontron
“This song is ‘In the Mood’ by Glenn Miller.”
**THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK**
A trash can getting hit with a crowbar.
REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR MORNING MEDICATIONS PEOPLE.
That'll be $499 please.
Who’s here from John Tron?
I am. And I'm still laughing my butt off
Everyone
I’m not, I’m here from JonTron
Why did they give it an off-putting uncanny valley head? I would have made the video screen its head so seniors can see it easily and then use the space infront of the torso to hold a tray with arms that can be manually adjusted instead of that ashtray shoulder thing, better then the PBC pipes it has on its sides.
“Remember to take take your morning medication, Anthony”
*midi Superman theme plays*
Robot right in front of Anthony
“Have I reached you?”
Antohny kneels & says - "help me."
Robot comes over & asks - "have i reached you?"
so... how did the robot help him? how was it supposed to help him? can it tie his shoes? was it supposed to help him stand up? i just don't get it. i feel like the next thing it would do is it's little dance routine - "is this helping?"
This is about to go viral
Just put them out of their misery. By them, I mean the robots.
I want to see this robot dance to Rammstein
Utterly depressing
This is inherently sad
I dont like the robots voice it could be more warm and comfortable its more monotone and not emotional
Not only that, but the output is oddly compressed and flat sounding.
Robots WILL take over elderly care eventually but not in our lifetime
Is it bad I want to buy one of these put brotherhood of steel power armor on it and just have it walk around my house
nah, Yes man
It is worth it
JonTron sent me here
Imagine, waking up and seeing that robot slowly drifts towards you
Great Value Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas.
Should have done a little more R&D on the face
Take your pills or the robot will get you.
Ok, now you have my attention!
JonTron brought me here.
WHAT CRIME MUST I COMMIT TODAY IN YOUR NAME MASTER...
That poor lady seems so sad...
This feels like an adult swim infomercials skit but it's real.
No its not..this is from a health professional
so it carries your car keys, reminds you to take your meds, and... "dances".
I feel really bad for these ppl, they need company so badly, that they’ll buy these.
What was their budget, $300?
*jazz music stops*
It's a living trash can, that's what it is.
The springfield virginia intro is actually real. I thought that was edited in
What crime must I commit today in your name master?
That sound quality is subpar to am radio how does one fail without smacking the speaker with a hammer
This robot is just a pointless chunk of cheesy hardware.
That face is the stuff of nightmares.
I want one. Where can I get one?
Just use a sticky note man
Good luck when that fuckin' top-heavy piece of crap tips over.
ROBOT WATCH AND REPORTS BACK TO YOUR FAMILY AS YOU VISIT