@@KurokamiNajimi fair, I do see the majority mention Yoda (and Mace for some reason). I just meant the most knowledgeable fans. Judging by the Tyranus fight, I don't see a Yoda or Sidious having much chance against Anakin, comparing the differences in the power displayed in their respective fights. Dooku was giving Yoda a decent fight, despite being solidly outmatched. Whereas Anakin just devastated a more powerful Dooku with complete ease. Plus Anakin already had a Yoda ~ / + feat even in Gambit Siege.
Only because a million voices cried out in pain and fear. Were it not for that we would still have to have a sense of 'pride and accomplishment' when paying to get things in EAFront 2. God knows they have not learned their lesson and the next EAFront will try to weasel in mtx somehow, because it's EA. @@pilkers2
have you ever played a modern EA game? GoTY Edition still requires hundreds/ thousands in mtx to get anything worthwhile, and EA doesn't do GoTY editions anymore. Why bother selling everything together at a smaller price when you can sell everything separately at a higher price? @@Marcus51090
Mace: "You may be on the council, but you cannot be a master." Anakin: "How's that fair??? I trained a padawan of my own!" Mace: "Yes, but you failed to help her fully reach knighthood." Anakin: "YEAH, WELL WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?" Yoda: "Offered her the chance, we did. Reject the offer, she did on her own." Anakin: "Sure...but only 'cause YOU GUYS pretty much RUINED HER LIFE."
ooooooooofffffff. *Jedi Council Scrum* Yoda: What you say we do not like. Bunch of hypocritical douchebags we look like. Windu: Which is why we're going to send you to spy on the Chancellor. I mean its not like you're emotionally involved and nothing can possibly go wrong Yoda: Then when fall to Dark Side you do, Master Kenobi I will send to dispatch you-- -I mean help you.
@@xyncog2950 dude you do realise people still spent money on them don't be so blind and let that shit crap company of so easy they were still stupid enough to add it idc if it's gone they're still there for me many people spent money on them only to be extra fucking stupid and removed them what's the point of fucking adding them I'm sorry EA should go bank rupt
@@scottsanders4589 Well he hope so. The Jedi weren't exactly upfront about all their practices, and there must be a lot in that restricted version of the library. Gulp.
If it is real it’s f*cked up but the more I think about it the less I believe it like how he says it so casualy but that shows how messed up the Jedi were that I would believe they grind up and eat younglings
All that is just 1 of the ways to become a Jedi master. The other way is that you have to be a hermit scavenger and be lucky enough to randomly find a lightsaber. Then it's all easy, because the force and your own will-power will teach you all the wisdom and strength needed to become the greatest Jedi alive.
@Jeffrey Foster Naruto actually went to school for it though, did you not watch the show? This "Hermit" on the other hand picked up a lightsaber and started using the force like it was nothing, and nobody even trained her.
@Jeffrey Foster nearly all main characters have plot armor. The test in question to pass was to use shadow illusion or something like that. Naruto used a more advanced version of the technique. His ability to use this technique make sense since the only real requirement of that technique is having massive amounts of chakra, which he had thanks to the nine tails. Shit doesn't come out of nowhere in Naruto most of the time. Only Kaguya came out of nowhere
In a future what if video, could you do What If the Jedi Council did believe Ahsoka and instead of kicking her out before her trial, she was knighted as a Jedi Knight. How would this affect Anakin's turn to the Dark Side? Also, for every new subscriber, a new Jedi Knight is knighted.
She wasn't kicked out, she left voluntarily. And she became a knight BECAUSE she went through the trial. She left the order because, like eventually Anakin, she didn't like what it stood for and what it was becoming. Though so she is coming back.
@@Taladays37 ahsoka didn't leave voluntarily... she got bannished in a trial where she wasnt even able to tell her side of the story.. she saw this as a betrayal. so when she was given the option to rejoin she refused. as she believed she could no longer trust the jedi council if they couldn't trust her
@@Taladays37 I was referring to before that, when she was kicked out and sent to trial; before they learned Ahsoka was innocent and Barriss Offee was the rogue Jedi.
@Jeffrey Scott Ahsoka survived her duel with Vader. Have you not seen the last few episodes of Season 4. Also, while yes Padme's death was the biggest factor, Ahsoka leaving also had a less effect on Anakin. Less I'll grant you, but he was still upset about it.
@Jeffrey Scott Granted, but I'm not arguing that her relationship with Anakin was greater than that of Obi-Wan or Padme. What I'm saying is that her leaving was something that affected Anakin and minority contributed to his distrust and eventual betrayal of the Jedi. Also, I thought Ahsoka survived before the Season 4 Mortis Arc return. We see her at the end of the Season 2 Finale.
Jaffus maximus those aren’t ranks their positions. A Sergeant could be in the infantry, armor, logistics, or medical, etc but they would still be sergeants.
Then some little green shit burns them down. Honestly, whats the point. Stick it ! I'm off to join the Sith agricultural corp. Its amazing how quick the plants grow with them. They double their efforts if you just talk to them.... _"I find your lack of growth disturbing"_
Some of the lesser known Jedi Corps are my favorite. I'd love to be a Jedi Peacekeeper or Jedi Shadow, spending all my time on the outer rim on my own.
I dont understand why they take kids from parents out of fear then replicate that exact relationship between the Master and padawan Which did lead to unhealthy attachment forming that lead to the creation of many sith upon the death of one in the pair
I've got to agree here. Stunting the emotional growth of children and adolescents can lead to bad results if modern psychology has anything to say about that. If anything, Jedi and Sith philosophies mirror cults far too closely. In a universe where the Force is neither light nor dark, this is a concern. The Force should always be balanced, just like a person should be balanced. The more I think about it, the more I think both Jedi and Sith were setting themselves up for disastrous failure. Ignoring free will is essentially a fatal mistake.
I think they feared that any force sensitive children would become swayed into the dark side if left alone, so they must be taken to the temple to be trained to favor the light. The Jedi wanted to snuff out as many dark side users as they could, so training kids to suppress the emotions that fuel the dark side within them seems like the best way to accomplish that. By the point they know the younglings won't pass, they're already to old to return to family, and still remain in the order to be watched and guided. The main thought was yes, the master trained them in the force, but it was also the Masters strict responsibility to keep the relationship healthy, connective, and beneficial, but at a respectful distance as not to bond much with the Padawan. The 'suppressing any and all ties for the sake of the light' was definitely a flawed idea and tradition, something they should have phased out in some way long ago. They feared the sith and anything they believed could spawn more. I think they focused more on stopping more dark side users from coming to power than actually training and growing future Jedi in the best way.
Lord of Cunts I don’t understand why they didn’t make it a force sensitive school. The child can go to school during the day but then come home to their parents at night...
@@chey6073 Because then they can't create the right force environment keeping the Younglings in Light-side areas or carefully control their interactions to shape their personalities and beliefs. Jedi that actually use the Force can Fall to the Dark Side while those ignorant of their sensitivity cannot.
Small correction: The leader of the Jedi High Council is the *Master of the Order,* not necessarily the Grand Master; that was the most experienced Jedi Master.
It is a joke though, Younglings that fail to become Padawans are sent to the AgriCorps which are basically farmers and builders. Obi-Wan was actually put on a ship to go to the agricorps but the ship crashed and he bonded with Quii-Gon.
4:58 this is reference to the movie Snowpiercer, where they feed ppl with protein blocks made from cockroaches, but in this case its Younglings instead of cockroaches. ^^
@@GenerationTechAnd then in Solo: a Star Wars Story, we see a very similar train on a snow-covered world that's carrying a whole bunch of coaxium. Maybe that's what powers the perpetual-motion engine...
in Legends , there is a thing called "Jedi Corps" which is more like a jedi wash up lane , in the sense that if younglings failed the criteria to be a jedi , they can be reassigned to that department. Essentially a support staff for the jedi . If i read correctly , they are all force sensitive in a way and help out the jedi and some good leaders came from that corp
Glad I'm not the only one who thought so. Sounds like a bit of mouth swelling; I guess those underground bare-knuckle tournaments Allen and British Ben go through to keep the channel funded have side effects every so often.
When Anakin asked why he wasn’t given the rank of Master along with his seat on the council, he was surprised to receive the answer “to instill a sense of pride and accomplishment” from Master Windu
Glad that you have finally stopped most of the sarcasm and off the wall jokes in your star wars videos. The reason I watch these videos is not just for entertainment, but also for knowledge and information. I'm not looking for a comedy video or a bunch of sarcasm. If I wanted that, I'd watch tv or a movie. Now I'll be more likely to watch more Generation Tech videos in the future as long as it stays straight and don't end up full of sarcasm and wise crack remarks again. Thanks for the great video and have a great day.
1: They didn't eat the younglings (except for the Snarlacc Jedi - they did!) 2: If you don't have enough midichlorians but the knowhow, you could infuse yourself with midichlorians using force drain (there's even a species which can drink midis out of their prey). If you can't even use the slightest bit of force... maybe drinking jedi blood gives you a few powers for a short period of time, until you have mastered force drain. (.....And don't let Disney know) Or make it easy and drink Midichlorian protein shakes^^
Yoda has gained a lot of wisdom during his interactions with his near endless amount of students. Anakin: What should I do Master? Yoda: Nothing. Don't concern yourself with such things. Yep, 10/10.
I knew you would make a Harry Potter reference. “The wand chooses the wizard, Harry.” Like the kaiber crystal chooses the Jedi. And... that’s what happened to the younglings who failed!?
Yoda was a middle aged factory worker, about 300-400+ years of age when he still had black hair. That is when he discovered he was forced sensitive and started out as a padawan? He quickly rose without the ranks within a few years if not months?
It is a great honor to serve the jedi. Some serve as knights, others as historians, i serve as a delicious treat to increase energy. *recruitement pitch for nature valley of the jedi brand figichlorian bars.
Every time I watch Tech when this man is presenting it, I am constantly doing double takes as I process the complete bomb of a casual joke he just dropped.
wolfy 975, not all force sensitive children are discovered by the Jedi or the Sith and many go on to live their lives blissfully unaware of their connection to the force. The Jedi were aware that there were thousands of force sensitive children in the galaxy but had no feasible way of keeping track of or finding them all. How exactly Palpatine escaped their notice though is unknown.
You forgot to mention master of the council or it was called something like that, it was basiclly the second in command aka the position mace windu had
Jedi Master: I am sorry Youngling, you will be sent to the service corps. Me: Oh yeah, no problem. I will DEFINITELY do that. (Steals a lightsaber and runs away to find a dark jedi to train under.)
Trial of skill with the force Trial of skill with a lightsaber Trial of the flesh (a test to endure great pain, likely with light saber wounds) Facing the mirror (some magic mirror that reveals things about yourself to yourself l like the tree on Degobah) These are the Jedi Knight Trials
5:03 "All the other young lings remaining would be sent to the jedi kitchen area where they would be PROCESSED INTO PROTEIN BLOCKS AND FED TO THE NEXT GENERATION OF YOUNGLINGS"!!?? -- LMFAO
individuals that guard the temple that "we don't hear aabout " would be the jedi temple guards. another type of aside the usual jedi guardian and jedi consular would be the sentinel, but i don't know if they canon or not.
I think the Jedi have a species category based youngling meat storage system that way when they feed younglings to other younglings they can avoid canabalism and it's ethical issues
Windu: You do not have enough Skill Points to become [Master]
Anikin: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Anakin****
*_* boiii
"Skywalker is arguably the most powerful Jedi alive, and he is still getting stronger." MACE WINDU to Obi-Wan Revenge of the Sith novelization.
@@KurokamiNajimi everyone that knows Star Wars knows Anakin was the most powerful Jedi in history by Revenge of the Sith
Nah most think Yoda can defeat Anakin (possibly can) and even Mace Windu
@@KurokamiNajimi fair, I do see the majority mention Yoda (and Mace for some reason). I just meant the most knowledgeable fans.
Judging by the Tyranus fight, I don't see a Yoda or Sidious having much chance against Anakin, comparing the differences in the power displayed in their respective fights. Dooku was giving Yoda a decent fight, despite being solidly outmatched. Whereas Anakin just devastated a more powerful Dooku with complete ease.
Plus Anakin already had a Yoda ~ / + feat even in Gambit Siege.
Order 66: *I'm about to ruin this youngling's whole career*
Avery Martin *ima going to save this younglings whole shelf life snack career*
@@andrewtheidiot6606 That sentence makes no fcking sense
I get it lol it’s funny!
Whole life
Phantom Sky 5:00
youngling eating: this is good what is this
jedi master: billy
Hungry lol my name is billy
Hey I haven't been fed to the younglings yet !
*lol*
r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@BI-11y_TheStormTrooper
your name is storm trooper, why do you have a clone trooper as your pfp?
To be a Jedi you must have 4,000 battle points
And get a lucky lootbox.
Oh, wait. That is EA
IansMentalOmega p2w lootboxes were removed over 10 months ago
Only because a million voices cried out in pain and fear. Were it not for that we would still have to have a sense of 'pride and accomplishment' when paying to get things in EAFront 2. God knows they have not learned their lesson and the next EAFront will try to weasel in mtx somehow, because it's EA. @@pilkers2
Or buy the game of the year edition for $79
have you ever played a modern EA game? GoTY Edition still requires hundreds/ thousands in mtx to get anything worthwhile, and EA doesn't do GoTY editions anymore. Why bother selling everything together at a smaller price when you can sell everything separately at a higher price? @@Marcus51090
I love the thumbnail lmao
Ah yes the four stages of being a Jedi
Hümanõid
Ahsoka
Jedi Knight
Hide the Pain Harold
The chosen ones
Jedi Knight is a Hero of Taiton
6:17
“Some Masters were extremely protective, while others were-“
Anakin. Others were Anakin.
Anakin was never a master
@Michael Driggers Take a seat.
In your brand new Imperial Torture Chair!
@@michaeldriggers7681 How can you do this?
Clone wars OOF.
@@michaeldriggers7681 Yes he was
Mace: "You may be on the council, but you cannot be a master."
Anakin: "How's that fair??? I trained a padawan of my own!"
Mace: "Yes, but you failed to help her fully reach knighthood."
Anakin: "YEAH, WELL WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?"
Yoda: "Offered her the chance, we did. Reject the offer, she did on her own."
Anakin: "Sure...but only 'cause YOU GUYS pretty much RUINED HER LIFE."
ooooooooofffffff.
*Jedi Council Scrum*
Yoda: What you say we do not like. Bunch of hypocritical douchebags we look like.
Windu: Which is why we're going to send you to spy on the Chancellor. I mean its not like you're emotionally involved and nothing can possibly go wrong
Yoda: Then when fall to Dark Side you do, Master Kenobi I will send to dispatch you-- -I mean help you.
3 Jedi survive order 66(movie only canon). Jedi grandmaster Yoda, Jedi master obi wan, Jedi master plo koon.
Ashoka tanno "I am no Jedi"
@@Cyberdyne_research Plo Koon is shown being killed in EP III tho. His fighter was blown up
@@Cyberdyne_research Plo Koon died. Hard. Shot down in flight.
@@deadlypandaghost But did he die 4 times like the perfect Shaak Ti?
0:27 "Not all younglings will grow to become a jedi knight" - Brutal...
aka ahsoka craptano. So happy she never became one.
Raymond Reddington why?
@@morgan4113 she left
@@iamReddington Now Ahsoka has become Dave Filoni's pet and a Black Hole Sue. Ahsoka Tano is Rey 1.0, plain and simple.
@@iloveutubesince3207 ahsoka is nowhere near Rey ahsoka is 1000 times better
He should have talked about battlemasters, sage-masters, guardians, consulars, sentinels and all the different specializations.
`Not all young will grow to become...` shows Anakin's lightsaber powering on. That was a low punch GT, shame! 😂😂😂
True
I am well accustomed to killing children
@@the_eskimo93 so am i
Ignites Lightsaber
You would need a ton of loot boxes to unlock a jedi
Hugo Siu it’s not even funny. They removed loot boxes before launch
@@xyncog2950 dude you do realise people still spent money on them don't be so blind and let that shit crap company of so easy they were still stupid enough to add it idc if it's gone they're still there for me many people spent money on them only to be extra fucking stupid and removed them what's the point of fucking adding them I'm sorry EA should go bank rupt
Booo, too easy! Lmao
It's s u p r i s e mecanics
@@ROOKllE well it improved the game removing them if your annoyed or not
Wait, was the ground up younglings a thing or was that a joke.
I know right LOL he said it's so casually that I had to second-guess myself. No that's not a thing LOL
@@scottsanders4589 Well he hope so. The Jedi weren't exactly upfront about all their practices, and there must be a lot in that restricted version of the library. Gulp.
They kidnap children, are you really surprised that they eat them too?
If it is real it’s f*cked up but the more I think about it the less I believe it like how he says it so casualy but that shows how messed up the Jedi were that I would believe they grind up and eat younglings
@@robo_roman he was kidding about that. Lol
All that is just 1 of the ways to become a Jedi master. The other way is that you have to be a hermit scavenger and be lucky enough to randomly find a lightsaber. Then it's all easy, because the force and your own will-power will teach you all the wisdom and strength needed to become the greatest Jedi alive.
no experience required..kinda like the matrix..only with extra arrogance added for PC agenda
Being a woman helps it too
@Jeffrey Foster Naruto actually went to school for it though, did you not watch the show? This "Hermit" on the other hand picked up a lightsaber and started using the force like it was nothing, and nobody even trained her.
@Jeffrey Foster nearly all main characters have plot armor. The test in question to pass was to use shadow illusion or something like that. Naruto used a more advanced version of the technique. His ability to use this technique make sense since the only real requirement of that technique is having massive amounts of chakra, which he had thanks to the nine tails. Shit doesn't come out of nowhere in Naruto most of the time. Only Kaguya came out of nowhere
@Jeffrey Foster nani
In a future what if video, could you do What If the Jedi Council did believe Ahsoka and instead of kicking her out before her trial, she was knighted as a Jedi Knight. How would this affect Anakin's turn to the Dark Side?
Also, for every new subscriber, a new Jedi Knight is knighted.
She wasn't kicked out, she left voluntarily. And she became a knight BECAUSE she went through the trial. She left the order because, like eventually Anakin, she didn't like what it stood for and what it was becoming. Though so she is coming back.
@@Taladays37 ahsoka didn't leave voluntarily... she got bannished in a trial where she wasnt even able to tell her side of the story.. she saw this as a betrayal. so when she was given the option to rejoin she refused. as she believed she could no longer trust the jedi council if they couldn't trust her
@@Taladays37 I was referring to before that, when she was kicked out and sent to trial; before they learned Ahsoka was innocent and Barriss Offee was the rogue Jedi.
@Jeffrey Scott Ahsoka survived her duel with Vader. Have you not seen the last few episodes of Season 4. Also, while yes Padme's death was the biggest factor, Ahsoka leaving also had a less effect on Anakin. Less I'll grant you, but he was still upset about it.
@Jeffrey Scott Granted, but I'm not arguing that her relationship with Anakin was greater than that of Obi-Wan or Padme. What I'm saying is that her leaving was something that affected Anakin and minority contributed to his distrust and eventual betrayal of the Jedi.
Also, I thought Ahsoka survived before the Season 4 Mortis Arc return. We see her at the end of the Season 2 Finale.
Jedi Knight about to reach the rank of Master:
Order 66: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career
I though the Jedi order has 5 ranks:
- Younglings
- Padawans
- Knights
- Masters
- Council members
Jedi MGTOW en el Exilio Add Apprentice and Grand Master to this.
@@taylorh.3484 Sith have Apprentices, not Jedi.
sentinels, temple guards, seers, counsellors, there were many other ranks
Jaffus maximus those aren’t ranks their positions. A Sergeant could be in the infantry, armor, logistics, or medical, etc but they would still be sergeants.
@@matthewmitcham1999 these were ranks in most cases and not just positions
Oh, c'mon, Allen. Everyone knows the true path of a jedi is in the agriculture corps.
Zoinks! That's a lot more like than expected. Thanks, visigoths!
Damit you agriculture trolls leave me alobe
@@GenerationTech Agriculture corps
Then some little green shit burns them down. Honestly, whats the point. Stick it ! I'm off to join the Sith agricultural corp. Its amazing how quick the plants grow with them. They double their efforts if you just talk to them....
_"I find your lack of growth disturbing"_
u were joking about protein right?@@GenerationTech
Some of the lesser known Jedi Corps are my favorite. I'd love to be a Jedi Peacekeeper or Jedi Shadow, spending all my time on the outer rim on my own.
Cannibalism? Quick someone execute order 66!
Inquisitor Blizzard ?
I'm executing order 66 now
Bunch of heretics if ive ever seen any
Guy named Order 66: “Say what?”
LOL
I dont understand why they take kids from parents out of fear
then replicate that exact relationship between the Master and padawan
Which did lead to unhealthy attachment forming that lead to the creation of many sith upon the death of one in the pair
I've got to agree here. Stunting the emotional growth of children and adolescents can lead to bad results if modern psychology has anything to say about that. If anything, Jedi and Sith philosophies mirror cults far too closely. In a universe where the Force is neither light nor dark, this is a concern. The Force should always be balanced, just like a person should be balanced.
The more I think about it, the more I think both Jedi and Sith were setting themselves up for disastrous failure. Ignoring free will is essentially a fatal mistake.
I think they feared that any force sensitive children would become swayed into the dark side if left alone, so they must be taken to the temple to be trained to favor the light. The Jedi wanted to snuff out as many dark side users as they could, so training kids to suppress the emotions that fuel the dark side within them seems like the best way to accomplish that. By the point they know the younglings won't pass, they're already to old to return to family, and still remain in the order to be watched and guided. The main thought was yes, the master trained them in the force, but it was also the Masters strict responsibility to keep the relationship healthy, connective, and beneficial, but at a respectful distance as not to bond much with the Padawan. The 'suppressing any and all ties for the sake of the light' was definitely a flawed idea and tradition, something they should have phased out in some way long ago. They feared the sith and anything they believed could spawn more. I think they focused more on stopping more dark side users from coming to power than actually training and growing future Jedi in the best way.
They don’t snatch them front there parents the parents have a choice whether they want to give up there child to the Jedi or not
Lord of Cunts I don’t understand why they didn’t make it a force sensitive school. The child can go to school during the day but then come home to their parents at night...
@@chey6073 Because then they can't create the right force environment keeping the Younglings in Light-side areas or carefully control their interactions to shape their personalities and beliefs. Jedi that actually use the Force can Fall to the Dark Side while those ignorant of their sensitivity cannot.
I love the thumbnail, the master is so damn happy to be there.
To become a master there is one important lesson you must learn. How to..... TAKE A SEAT
And how to be gunned down by Storm Troopers.
@@501ststormtrooper9 execute order 65
Small correction: The leader of the Jedi High Council is the *Master of the Order,* not necessarily the Grand Master; that was the most experienced Jedi Master.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good StA-52 at your side, kid.
Or a well cleaned and oiled broom handle !
Or a Smith and Wesson 500 revolver.
ShotgunAtTheDisco How about Hitler’s buzzsaw ?
Blaster*
I'd prefer to have an HK-47 at my side, but the idea is the same.
You should also talk about being denied a master rank even though you are the “hero without fear”
Anakin fears losing the things he love. So not really without fear
@@iconofsin621 Courage cannot exist without fear.
WHY THE HECK DID YOU JUST CASUALLY SAID, AND BRUSHED OFF, THE FACT THAT YOUNGLINGS GET TURNED INTO PROTEIN BLOCKS
Because I think it was a Cloud Atlas reference....? I'm grasping at straws, but its somewhat accurate.
IKR!! XD I was waiting for him to say he was joking... but he never did.
It is a joke though, Younglings that fail to become Padawans are sent to the AgriCorps which are basically farmers and builders. Obi-Wan was actually put on a ship to go to the agricorps but the ship crashed and he bonded with Quii-Gon.
Emotional detachment. Don't get too attached to the little uns' and you wont worry.
Pls tell me the timestamp I didn't catch it
“All the other younglings remaining would be sent to the kitchen area and made inti protein blocks”
Me: *Say sike right now*
You forgot to talk about shady acres the Jedi retirement home.
4:58 this is reference to the movie Snowpiercer, where they feed ppl with protein blocks made from cockroaches, but in this case its Younglings instead of cockroaches. ^^
Wow you sniffed out the influence bravo!
@@GenerationTechAnd then in Solo: a Star Wars Story, we see a very similar train on a snow-covered world that's carrying a whole bunch of coaxium. Maybe that's what powers the perpetual-motion engine...
I think it's more a reference to soylent green
Yeah that's more like soylent green
To become an EU Jedi, you must have a heard heart, luck, and inner peace.
To become an EA Jedi, you you have a credit cars, luck, and loot boxes.
Typical European
To become a Disney Jedi you need nothing.
LOTRFAN33 you need to be a woman
Crystal Fox lmaooo
*Credit card
Me: I wonder what it would take to be a Jedi master, I would want to be trained by the duelest count Dooku.
This video:.*exist*
I will take the Padawan as seen in the thumbnail, thank you
Get in line
...
I need more xeno psykers for my next dark communion with the empyrean pantheon.
@@SonsOfLorgar gotta revive big e some way
Same
in Legends , there is a thing called "Jedi Corps" which is more like a jedi wash up lane , in the sense that if younglings failed the criteria to be a jedi , they can be reassigned to that department. Essentially a support staff for the jedi .
If i read correctly , they are all force sensitive in a way and help out the jedi and some good leaders came from that corp
Man it would be so cool to for their to be a story of these wash ups ending up being a powerful warrior in some unoorthodox way.
Once you hear the clicking of his wristbeads once you can never unhear it.
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE LEFTOVER JEDI GETTING SLAUGHTERED AND TURNED INTO FOOD - 4:59 THIS IS SO DARK
i don’t know why but you voice sounds a bit different
Glad I'm not the only one who thought so. Sounds like a bit of mouth swelling; I guess those underground bare-knuckle tournaments Allen and British Ben go through to keep the channel funded have side effects every so often.
zim He just hit puberty
@@IrregularShow2
the second I thought of that "joke" I read your comment goddamit XD
It was freaking me out that no one was mentioning it THANK YOU!!!!
Omg truuuuu
I just got sad knowing that the younglings from the clone wars episodes died during order 66
"Oh hello Master Skywalker, I've always liked that gu-
OH MY GOD, TIMMY YOUR HEAD! MASTER SKYWALKER STOP ARGH-"
Wait. You mean Jedi don't go into caves to find out who their parents are.
What do you mean
Are you referring to Rey
Rey (and Luke in hindsight)
Not every Jedi has Sith Lords for parents
To unlock the rank of Grandmaster, please purchase 1,000,000,000 credits for price of $10,000.
To unlock the rank of Chosen One, please purchase 1,000,000,000 credits for the price of $10,000,000.
Dear generation tech I'm afraid you forgot the 5th progression of becoming a Jedi known as order 66
When Anakin asked why he wasn’t given the rank of Master along with his seat on the council, he was surprised to receive the answer “to instill a sense of pride and accomplishment” from Master Windu
*What's this food block made of?*
You don’t want to know. * takes a big bite *
Don't worry about it.
All i know is that babies taste best barbaqued
Tuesday is soylent green day.
Uh
I am Padawan, Can I become knight please. EA: That will be £50
I was waiting for that gotcha moment when you said the kitchens... but..
Anakin saved those younglings from being eaten
First comment. Good Job, you should talk about the Agricultural Corps.I'm sure younglings would love talking to force sensitive trees
So that they can’t see you coming from behind them with a lightsaber lmao
@@GenerationTech FXXX DA FORCE USERS! LONG LIVE TERRANS!
Even better, I'm pretty sure some members of the surgeon/healing corps might still be practitioning as doctors.
Hi Ani
Anakin Skywalker why’d u kill them
Glad that you have finally stopped most of the sarcasm and off the wall jokes in your star wars videos. The reason I watch these videos is not just for entertainment, but also for knowledge and information. I'm not looking for a comedy video or a bunch of sarcasm. If I wanted that, I'd watch tv or a movie. Now I'll be more likely to watch more Generation Tech videos in the future as long as it stays straight and don't end up full of sarcasm and wise crack remarks again. Thanks for the great video and have a great day.
You really couldn't find a more sexy picture of Asokha xD
She's like 14 bro. Unless you're Islamic than what you said is very inappropriate
EXACTLY. These ahsoka lovers have some serious issues to be so sexually attracted to a child.
@@iamReddington dude I am just 2 years older so I don't care
@@scottsanders4589 what about older ahsoka is that illegal
Rebels and novel Ahsoka is far more interesting in a fictional romantic context.
0:27
Man, that was both dark and hilarious.
what would happen if obi wan was not picked and was eaten
wow that is just soooooooooo true
Anakin killing those younglings is like Columbine, but with beam swords.
1: They didn't eat the younglings (except for the Snarlacc Jedi - they did!)
2: If you don't have enough midichlorians but the knowhow, you could infuse yourself with midichlorians using force drain (there's even a species which can drink midis out of their prey). If you can't even use the slightest bit of force... maybe drinking jedi blood gives you a few powers for a short period of time, until you have mastered force drain. (.....And don't let Disney know) Or make it easy and drink Midichlorian protein shakes^^
Yoda has gained a lot of wisdom during his interactions with his near endless amount of students.
Anakin: What should I do Master?
Yoda: Nothing. Don't concern yourself with such things.
Yep, 10/10.
Okay, tree. Why?
Is it hiding a cheese puff?
I knew you would make a Harry Potter reference. “The wand chooses the wizard, Harry.” Like the kaiber crystal chooses the Jedi. And... that’s what happened to the younglings who failed!?
It’s not canabalism if you don’t know what your eating 😂 lol that needs to be on a T-shirt
6:32 the music went perfectly together with Ahsoka blade movement
Lazer Zumba with the Jedi XD
Why is there a Christmas tree in the background? lol Anyways nice video! 😁👍
He’s just getting ready for next year lol
Jedijazz4 yeah probably lol 😁👍
Love your videos and the way you spin things Alan. Keep it up! Always like seeing your subs grow
SPEECH [47/50] This is outrageous, it's unfair!
Just drink some whiskey.
"how can i be on the council but not be a Jedi master...it is OUTRAGEOUS!" haha
Mace Windu: I know a joke.
Anakin: Okay let's hear it.
Windu: The rank of Master.
Anakin; I don't get it.
Windu: Exactly! Take a seat young Skywalker!
4:59 “They would be processed into protein blocks and fed to the new generation of younglings”
I had to rewind that bit
Alan, are you going through puberty? Your voice sounds deeper than it used to!
Just kidding. Great video as always!
Kyber crystals: “No! I called that you youngling, you get the other one!
Kyber crystal #2: Why do you always get first pick?!
Yoda was a middle aged factory worker, about 300-400+ years of age when he still had black hair. That is when he discovered he was forced sensitive and started out as a padawan? He quickly rose without the ranks within a few years if not months?
Anakin : *enters the Jedi council room during order 66*
Younglings : "Why do I hear boss music?"
“Where they would be processed into protein blocks and fed to the next generation of younglings”
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS DARK
90% of people in comment section didn't notice when he said "but now seriously" after that. This also is dark 0_0
;)
The failed younglings being turned into food sounds like an in universe rumor
I-unfortunately-was kicked out of the order, but I do still have my lightsaber.
Lucky you didn't become a tasty meal.
You must master the high ground in order to be a Jedi master
You forgot the Supreme Jedi Grand Master, which is what i am!
No such thing. For trying to pull an "Anakin" and grab a rank you haven't earned yet, you are hereby put on Double Secret Probation!
i love the fact that "youngling" is actually a level
Soylent Green is padawans !!!
It is a great honor to serve the jedi. Some serve as knights, others as historians, i serve as a delicious treat to increase energy.
*recruitement pitch for nature valley of the jedi brand figichlorian bars.
I don’t want to be a Jedi I’d want to be somewhere in the middle between sith and Jedi
Grey jedi
JK juice if that’s half way yeah I’d like force lightning 🌩 I find the Jedi hypocritical
@@Marcus51090 How about being a forceless Terran?!
Peter Yim neverrrrrrrr id be so angry if I was a spaszy boring human
Would love to see a video explaining the different councils. I had no idea there was more than one
What happen to his voice?
That ahsoka art is best
Was he joking about the yonlings geting killed not let die and made into meat cubes and fed to other younglings
Every time I watch Tech when this man is presenting it, I am constantly doing double takes as I process the complete bomb of a casual joke he just dropped.
And then the Younglings were slaughtered.
Yes, send them to the ranch
Idk if he’s kidding about the younglings being turned into protein blocks and being fed to others
I know that sounds so insane but when he said it he sounded serious.
how was palpatine not enrolled in the jedi order when he was a child
he was educated at a private university and he was already skilled enough in the Force that he could hide his presence from other Force Users
Yes but what about when he was young like 2-3 years
wolfy 975, not all force sensitive children are discovered by the Jedi or the Sith and many go on to live their lives blissfully unaware of their connection to the force. The Jedi were aware that there were thousands of force sensitive children in the galaxy but had no feasible way of keeping track of or finding them all. How exactly Palpatine escaped their notice though is unknown.
Tony Hinojosa not true to crystal from jalo rapal or something when put with a holocron you can see all the force sensitives in the galaxy
I think
You forgot to mention master of the council or it was called something like that, it was basiclly the second in command aka the position mace windu had
WHERES GRAND MASTER? THERE WAS A GRAND MASTER LIKE YODA !!!
Jedi Master: I am sorry Youngling, you will be sent to the service corps.
Me: Oh yeah, no problem. I will DEFINITELY do that. (Steals a lightsaber and runs away to find a dark jedi to train under.)
Owh.. Ok
Trial of skill with the force
Trial of skill with a lightsaber
Trial of the flesh (a test to endure great pain, likely with light saber wounds)
Facing the mirror (some magic mirror that reveals things about yourself to yourself l like the tree on Degobah)
These are the Jedi Knight Trials
Better to be a sith or a bounty hunter at least you can have a wife or children but it’s something that the Jedi wouldn’t tell you
The crystal chooses the Jedi, Mr. Skywalker
Last time I came this early, my sister got pregnant
You are a treasure
just curious, but would you consider a factions video on Nautolans?
Also, what were some of the other jobs?
Mary Sue class can be a grand master jedi once they are told about the force
5:03 "All the other young lings remaining would be sent to the jedi kitchen area where they would be PROCESSED INTO PROTEIN BLOCKS AND FED TO THE NEXT GENERATION OF YOUNGLINGS"!!?? -- LMFAO
None of this means anything- the Jedi order is DEAD.
individuals that guard the temple that "we don't hear aabout " would be the jedi temple guards. another type of aside the usual jedi guardian and jedi consular would be the sentinel, but i don't know if they canon or not.
Good examination.
Alan, just curious, but where in Canon does it talk about jedi failures becoming protein blocks for other jedi?
Great review/video!! 👍☯️👍
I think the Jedi have a species category based youngling meat storage system that way when they feed younglings to other younglings they can avoid canabalism and it's ethical issues