every "struggling writer" film
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- Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2021
- limitless, adaptation, tick tick boom, sopranos, alvin and the chipmunks and I'm told this is exactly like riverdale?? but I've never seen it I thought it was about american football
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Don't forget that weird period in the mid 2000s where Zoey Deschanel was guaranteed to break down their door and force them to "enjoy the world".
oh god no
bahahahahaha
I like to imagine mid00s screenwriters typing about Zooey Deschanel coming in, stopping and staring at their door, then getting back to work with a sigh.
Attack of the Manic Pixie Dream Girls
@@FlowersInHisHair Scott Pilgrim ruined a generation of women right when we could have recovered from the Zoey era smh my DAMN head
"Jane was a womab" That line always did bring me to tears, the struggling writer ended up making such a moving book 😔😔😔
That line was Shakespearean level right there
“Jane was buying celery, he was buying rosé.”
Genuinely thought he was going to write 'Jane was a wombat'.
Why are you everywhere, rantaro?
Womab 😔🤠
I love the ratio of typing sounds to words appearing on the screen.
Yes! Perfectly said! It's one of my pet peeves in movies haha!
Also, up until now I didn't know why it bugged me so thanks for
R clarifying!!
I was looking for this comment
That was my favourite part.
It was annoying lol
The landlords always a new Yorker💀
If you need sleaze, nothing beats New York sleaze. Me ...an actual New Yorker living in Spain hired by a multinational to shake down debtors.
They don't call it Jew York for nothing. They don't really do much other than finances and real estate.
Or in the case of Spider-Man, any random Eastern European country. “RENT!”
Give me rent
They got ears like a cat, and eyes like a rodent
The “I like you” I swear is in every single movie ever written.
😂😂😂
“You’re a good kid”
"The bankman says he likes me, but there's nothing he can do" if you get the reference you a real cultured goat
easy way to signal to the audience which characters are supposed to be sympathetic
Yhhhhh
I love that he’s throwing out paper whilst typing on his computer
I almost missed that. Brilliant.
what if it's cause he printed it out?
LMAOOO
@@bwingbwinggwiyomi I don’t think it’s that deep and he had nothing written
As someone who's writing a very long and detailed story, I sometimes do write my ideas on paper instead of doing it all in the document because it makes things easier for me and give my eyes few second breaks from the screen. But I don't know, I don't say this for every writer out there, everyone is different. Just wanted to say that I sometimes do that and it's not all weird.
Or alternitivly, they write "their masterpiece" but it's turned down by every publisher, until they take a chance and call Jane from the bar only to find out her farther is a big time publiser and is willing to take a chance - fast forward and the fame gets to his head until Jane shows him how much of a prick he's being, then at the end, he talks about how sucsess isn't everything and how he misses the good old days when he lived in borderline poverty and was misrable
Heads up, I know my spelling is awful, the joys of being a dyslexic with broken autocorrect XD
damn bro. this is so similar to the script I was writing when I was 21 :D
@@davem3295 🤣🤣🤣
This is amazing!
this reminds me of disney's geek charming lmao
With the landlord saying “I like you,” you forgot to add him slapping Philip’s shoulder and sighing
So true bro AHAHA
okay but the pleasing fast typing noises while only putting a sentence on the screen so the audience can read and keep up is so accurate omg
oh THAT'S why they do it.
Surprisingly no mentions in the comments about how his room his littered with scrunched up papers but he's drafting on a computer. The little things like that is why I love this channel.
lol!
He has a printer.
@@MrHEC381991 And it took him until the printing process that the draft was bad, and not the rereading on the word document? What a weird work flow you have in mind.
@@Futures_End Yeah I've actually done that though lol even if I feel satisfied I'll look over a physical copy of it a few days later and want to make changes.
@@Futures_End To be fair, I type out my writing and then print it for editing. It's easier to think if you can physically write on your work.
I wanna see the version based on the original draft, where Joan is a womab.
I’d watch that movie
@@johnspence8141 same
What about Jane is a moab
@@Plethiros what about Enaj is a bamwo
@@imsotiredofthiscrap2341 what abotu njea wad a bomeaw
My two favourite genders, writer and womab
I'm so glad that Jane was a womab by the end of the book. It really is who she was all along and she just needed to embrace it and she finally did.
Transfem Jane story arc 💕🥹
womab
@@allietheotakutransfeb*
☺️ 💙💖🤍💖💙
@allietheotaku you mean transfeb?
And he’s also a recovering alcoholic in the middle of a divorce to his fed up wife who’s dating a snobby, rich CEO. And they both keep threatening to move to Paris and take his big-eyed daughter away who still believes in him
Oh, did I forget to mention his parents were crack addicts who are now recovering and living next door to him, bothering him to the brink of self-suicide?
Sorry, I couldn’t keep track of all *[STRUGGLING WRITER PROTAGONIST]’s* information what with all the *[MAIN PLOT]* in the way.
Speaking of which, *[STRUGGLING WRITER PROTAGONIST]* is coming out next summer as gay, in *’A man and his balls… of paper’*
Lmaooo squid games
@@imnimbusy2885 the last line tho, seems very sus
Sounds like 2012
hmm I see we have a case of the Squid Game here 👀
I love how he throws out a paper even though he’s typing his draft
what if it's cause he printed it out? lol
Hehe.
@@bwingbwinggwiyomi Why would he printed something a draft he doesn't like?
@@_Ayakyu_ but isn't that fitting tho? Just for the ~aesthetic~ lol 😆
copy and paster
"By the end of next week, I promise!"
"Listen Phillip, I like you, okay?"
"Really?" 😳
*Phillip was a writer, but landlord was a loveb...*
Omg, I'd watch that!
Yesss!
🫢
That's the kind of stuff the struggling writer over here puts in his work.
You expected a female love interesti to show up out of nowhere, and drag the male protag around?
Well, too bad, because this is gay now!
IM LAUGHING TOO HARD
Every film about a struggling musician
"Hey, this is the sound you were looking for"
He says on a phone call
"It's Cornelius! Your cousin, *Cornelius Skrillex!"*
Back To The Future?
Yet they can still afford to get drunk at the bar, which is at least £40.
And have a massive apartment in central New York.
And a dog that makes funny inquisitive head tilts while he is struggling to come up with ideas oh and when Jane from the bar suggests a weekend trip to some expensive place a 1000 miles away they somehow can afford that too
Always confused me as a kid how they get piss drunk and the bartender just let's them leave with some well wishes without paying
You feckers get drunk at a bar!?
Not with his good looks it doesnt
Plot twist.
Turns out, Jane from the bar is also a writer, and also experiencing writer's block.
Her masterpiece?
Jane was a writer... Jonathan was a mab.
Meant to be, obviously.
I cant with yall 😭😭 a mab
So in the end they were both just… writers😢
you mean meant to B
@@danny6714 writing their way into each other's hearts, this is one story I think will end with a 'Happily ever after'...
@@louyan3638 This is the film title now
As a writer I can confirm that this happens every week
Always love too how the landlord will always been seen as the bad guy despite like allowing the character to be behind the rent on like 3 years before finally forcing their hand
landlords are always bad guys
that's because landlords are bad guys
Landlords are the absolute scum of the earth
no
@@cyceryx
@@snichelsticks8653 you know what, i agree. i love landlords. those 19 year old single mothers with 3 children don't deserve to be able to afford food.
You left out the part where his apartment is huge for someone supposedly living in poverty.
right and its like in manhattan
That’s probably why they get kicked out.
In New York too
The movie "A Fantastic Fear of everything" has every one of these tropes in spades. Simon peggs apartment is literally the size of a Victorian mansion... In London.
@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 I am not
They spend months staring at a blank screen, but they meet the girl once and then are able to pump out an entire novel overnight and it’s instantly on shelves without any proofreading or editing
It's an accurate depiction of how those movies are made, cause they never edit nor proofread the script.
Limitless movie is a perfect example
@@TiNNx limitless makes sense though. He literally took a drug that would give him superhuman mental abilities.
@@Carolinelili413 yep that makes sense
@@limon16025 yeah,that's what the original comment just said lol
Jonathan was a writer, Jan was a womab
-Finlay Christie 2022
Him furiously mashing like 219 keys per second only for one "a" to pop up on the screen is absolutely brilliant
LMAO THE "listen Phillip i like you" IS SO ACCURATE
😂
@@yourcarsextendedwarranty4453 does that make me the "main character"? because my landlord is barking at me for rent
Ikr
Then half way through the movie Jane quotes a line from one of his other books and he says, “you’ve read my works?” and with a coy inflection she replies, “I’ve read a page or two”
To think Jane bought the book to only read two pages 😂 maybe she just researched him and looked up nice quotes from the book to earn brownie points
Lol of course!
A coy inflection 💀 Jane really brought out the big guns
"I've read some lines." like two.
You mean the single line written 💀
Jane was a womab...oh my god. This brought tears to my eyes. It’s such a shame how in this day and age, we don’t get this type of writer any more; ones that know how to reach your very soul with their creative words, ones that will remain in your heart forever. Words that will encourage you to inspire others. Keep up the good work. And thank you for bringing a tear to my eye.
Ok
the absolute stink eye the landlord gave before leaving is absolutely sending me 😂
Absolutely
“I like you, but it ain’t gonna feed my kids” is in every movie lol
The landlord should just get a job
@@claires1063 Haranguing the tenants is the landlord's job.
@@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye Leeching off of others isn't a job.
@@claires1063 I said that in jest.
@@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye gotcha
jane has no personality or interests and only exists to make the male main character develop
"What, giving this female character thoughts, motivations and a life outside of the male main character? What do you think this is, a movie about the suffagrettes? She gets 2 lines and a sex scene. "
The landlord has no interests or personality beyond existing to make the non-landlord main character have to pay rent and introduce more tension.
What's your point?
@@telephonebear21 idk what point YOU’RE trying to make. both bad things lmao
I mean, that's not entirely true. Manic pixie dream girls have more of a personality than most female characters of that era. I'm not saying that it's not a tired trope.
@@telephonebear21 Jane is one of the main characters, the landlord is a side character, what's your point
Bully Maguire: “You’ll get your rent when you fix this dam door!”
I love how when he acts so erratic with the coffee he doesn't move his hand as much so he doesn't spill the coffee 😂😂😂
Jonathan was a writer... Jane was a womab... can I make it any more obvious?
Jonathon was a punk, Jane did ballet. What more can I say?
@TIATDTristan he was a writer guy, she said cya later bye
@@joelbalsters5352 He wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to earth
@TIATDTristan But all of Jane's friends stuck up their nose, and they had a problem with his baggy clothes
@@txtea3135 Five years from now, Jane sits at home
"How's my favourite writer?" is bang on
The little peer the landlord does before the door is closed is accurate.
YES
Him: *types like 8 different words*
The computer: *one letter*
Jane was a womab… 😢 I cry every time
cri every tiem
8 months later and still crying 😭
This script is just too sad ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
Was???!? 🗿🤨📸🧐
I read it like “Jonathan was a writer… Jane was a wombat 😂😂
I like pretending this video is a never-ending loop, so immediately after he writes the first sentence of his new draft, he prints it out and tosses it out again to repeat the cycle
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is the most poetic resolution of all
OH NOOOO ACK XD The poor thing!
@@ladyolinden XD Truly so
And the landlord has early onset dementia so constantly forgets he already pestered the tenant for the rent.
I love that he’s crumpling paper yet he’s writing it on a computer..
Love that the landlord is automatically from from New Jersey.
It's missing the picture of his ex-wife on his desk, reminding him of what he lost because of alcoholism
Gods yes! I knew that desk seemed barren.
Next scene shows him at an AA meeting where he meets a pretty womab, name of jane doe.
What the hell are you talking about?. He's a writer, not a detective
@@ulture Yeah, this comment was absurd.
Hätte nicht erwartet dich hier zu treffen 😂😂
I love how he literally has a seizure whenever anyone disturbs him
accurate
That’s the point. It’s a joke he did it on purpose so people will like it
Therein lies the humour.
Highly sensitive people be like
@@DailyMemetube166 yeah we know
Finally he stays awake multiple nights to finally finish his dream story after years of hardships and then book/movies makes history and then one minute of happy moment and end.
This was perfect, the typing sound and frequency was so in sync with the typing and laptop
That was a revolutionary plot twist that changed the story. I can’t believe Jane was a womab.
Was a typo, no worries Jane's a Wombat
@@nativeafroeurasian Wombat rhymes with Combat, so you better not rhyme in front of her.
he was a writer. she was a womab. can i make it any more obvious?
It was a typo, but it ended up being the story’s big plot twist. Jane was a womab *disguised* as a woman!
She was the greatest womab he knew
All that's missing is the empty coffee mugs, him wearing a white t-shirt or vest, and for events in the third act to inspire the ending of the book.
i love d unnessary button mashing to write 5 letters
Womabs are severely underrepresented in our society. I’m glad he’s shedding more light about womabs.
Underrated
Weapons of mass abdominals
I thought that said "wombats" for a second, and I just accepted it 🤦♂️
actually the correct plural form is "womeb"
This is so true, especially the “my favorite writer”
absolute favorite gag is the fast typing sounds with the extremely slow words showing up on screen
Nobody:
English teachers 30 years later: now this piece is particularly brilliant. "Jane was a woman." This symbolises the crumbling ideologies of society at the time.
lol
just wow
Jane WAS a woman
@@flavourruling2162 oh shoot
@@TyrDrum stupid comment
There are only 2 types of landlords, Italian or Russian.
Also yes, I’m the Jonathan in the story
Rent?
@@PlasmidJunkie YOU’LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
@@PlasmidJunkie just finished tick tick boom and this is literally the plot... Whoops
Looking forward to seeing your draft on Sunday. 👌🏼
- Editor
@@PlasmidJunkie you'll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR!
You nailed the exact same raised brow stare that the landlord in the Spider-Man Rami movies did.
As a writer, I feel attacked
Don't forget the original story he wrote that made him famous. It Looms over his work like an unloving step father. Everything he writes pales in comparison, and he despises any fan that dare speaks its name.
But suddenly the love interest has read those books but she doesn't know he's the writer and that motivates him or smth
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@adrianrandom3448 The love interest is secretly his #1 fan, she traps him in a remote home, breaks his ankles, and forces him to write a new manuscript with the ending she wants. A perfect love story.
@@davidb5205 Misery lol
Even more accuracy 😂
When he's done with the story and shows it to the rich guy, he loves it and then he makes him rich and famous. Then Jane will complain about how he "changed" and he's different because he suddenly got rich. So he completely ditches his successful job to be with Jane. The end.
Lmfao for some reason the last sentence caught me off guard despite being a classic trope
heh hollywood be like
And the landlord gets beat up
@@amber3392 naw, the [landlord] is ABOUT to be beat up and killed, but the [struggling writer] saves his ass and now [landlord] is indebted to [struggling writer] so he no longer needs to pay rent. There will be a sequel where [landlord] has a falling out with [struggling writer] and kicks him out of generic apartment.
@@tiggerdcat tru dat
“Jonathan was a writer, Jane was a womab”
That sounds like the greatest novel ever written
It's scary how relatable u r
“Ey it’s me ya landlawd.”
Exposition at its finest 😂
tell, don't show
ah yes my two favorite professions, writer and *WOMAN*
Womab*
*Wombman
You're not wrong. A woman basically is a womb man
@@riverdays364 woman wo man woah man
YOU HAD 1 JOB! WOMAB
You also the forgot the part where 115 minutes out of 120 minutes were hardships and then one minute of success and one minute happy moments, then they slap in the credits.
I love how landlords are always toothpick wife beaters in films
It’s the sound effect of aggressive typing while slowly typing out “Jane was a womab” for me
Momento Mori
@@nitzmilky7246 Bit dark mate but ok
@@justarandombrit they were commenting on the person's profile picture
Jane was a womb
@@nitzmilky7246 memento mori ✊
This is actually my life except the editor is me, the landlord is also me, and the phone number is an allegory for giving up and writing fanfiction.
PLSS
We need more parts, I'm already too invested in the storyline
No one's talking AB how this man pulled off so many looks? The duality
real
Phillip: I'm a writer.
Landlord: "Writer?" What is "writer?" Can I spend it?
Writing Agent: Giv me draft
@@princeali4157 You'll get your draft when you *_fix this damn DOOR!_*
"Heh, sure pal n' im King o' Europe"
Riverdale's jughead writing scene is BASICALLY THIS
Literally nothing different
Yep I was looking through the comments to see if someone would say that
Ikrrr
Yet 14 year old girls worship him
Yep but instead of the Landlord it's the fuckin Loan Sharks lmao
@@antiracistbaby1085 I was one of those girls😬
The landlord character was just really good.
don’t forget the scene where they get frustrated not knowing what to write and just mash random words down in all caps…. which is actually way too accurate
I like how, despite their abrasive mannerisms, the landlords in these movies are actually nicer than most real life landlords because they actually talk face-to-face with their tenants and give them numerous extensions on their payments.
new york
@@toothfairy10133 concrete jungle where dreams are made of
@@isellfentanyl445 Dreams are made of what? WHAT ARE DREAMS MADE OF!?
Please! I must know.
@@jorvach9874 they are made of kizma
@@isellfentanyl445 kizma butt haha gottem!
Alternatively:
"I hate my day job working in a diner and writing ads for porno mags. I just want to sell my fantasy novels!"
"Ha! Those dumb things? They'll never sell, and you, John Robert Redford Tolkien, will never be a famous writer!"
I refuse to believe J. R. R. Tolkien has an actual full name. Therefore I’m going to assume you’re guessing.
Man was a legend who created the ultimate fantasy
@@TheWilderCat Jolkien Rolkien Rolkentolkien Tolkien is his actual name, I've done research
@@cinnamonbummer9504 the fuck
@@cinnamonbummer9504 That's what I always heard.
YESSSSSSSS- that’s me too. Sending love to all writers out there ❤️
The landlord kicking him out is so main character
Him hitting three times as many keys as letters get written is the best part.
The fact that so many movies are built entirely on the premise of a (usually disheveled) man being a writer and a woman being a womab...It's lucky if there's a scene with a landlord somewhere in between.
ikr, we need more landlord representation
@@aditisingh9329 lol not what I meant but funny anyway. I mean there's so little to stories like these that seeing anyone else with a hint of personality other than just being neurotic is refreshing.
@@aditisingh9329 Petition filed✊
You made me lol for real
womeb rise up
So much dedication you even grew chest chair for the role wow
The array of accents is astounding
“Jane was a womab”
that just hits different😢😔
Then who’s the mab?
@@theairisamagician830 not jonathab
@@zzyzxzzyzx janb is a womab and jonathab is a writeb
@@theairisamagician830 good poibt
@@zzyzxzzyzx good poibt
"The Womab" Based on a true storyb
Genius pun at the end there Carlb
It's spelled storb not storyb
Being as he’s his own publisher and landlord, you’d think he’d be more forgiving to himself
The fact he typing on the computer yet he still throws paper drafts to the bin
There's also the subplot where his mom, dad, grandma, pet fish are all on their deathbed the next day and they tell him to believe in himself. And he finished 1000 pages in 5 minutes and rushes to meet Jane at the train station but there's traffic so he just leaves his taxi and runs through the traffic in the rain.
I love that he’s typing more words than what’s actually coming up on the screen at the end😭😭
The ticking in the background, the SHADE
Why is this just so accurate
The worst part is the pens are all facing tip up in that cup. Now none of them will work right away.
The day I learned this I felt very stupid, because it's obvious in hindsight!
True, but also only for ballpoint. Felt tip and fountain pens you do store with the nibs facing up!
I bought a fabric marker that they had kept nib up for who knows how long. It didn't work. The nib was like sandpaper.
Worst buyer's remorse ever.
@@AlextheENTP I feel you, buyers remorse is the worst part of buying. Most stores display them on their sides for that reason, bc pens can be left for weeks without being bought, and putting them nib up/down is risky if they're not being used regularly. Otherwise you get ink pooling at the nib or no ink at all.
@@zzyzxzzyzx Well, thankfully I've been able to counter my buyer's remorse! I stored the pen nib-down and semi forgot about it for two weeks. When I remembered to check, the nib was full of ink and it's working. (Still annoying that they stored it like that, but I'm so glad my money wasn't wasted.)
When I was a kid used to think this is how every writer wrote books 😂😂😂
What do you mean is this not what they do?
Do you mean like while in misery and stress? Or litterally how they write it, like in a computer or something
That loop was incredible.
That was the most ear-curdling ring sound I've ever heard. You will not be remembered by me.
He’s so cute… makes me feel like a natural womab
Always love it when the struggling artist looks like a movie star and their landlord is portrayed as a poor working class guy. Like, nowadays you don’t even get a “landlord”, you get a property management company filled with white collar office workers who just run the numbers on how viable it’ll be to evict the single mother down the hall and never confront her.
That, or some yuppie millennial sociopath who wants to raise said single mother's rent by 50% because of rising market prices even though they already got enough money coming in and the mortgage nearly paid off.
@@spacepopeXIV Millenial? The millennials are the ones who can’t afford houses right now… in my experience it’s usually the gem x and boomer age groups that’s fucked up the economy
@@spacepopeXIV landlord be like: last year inflation was 10%, it seems right that you have to pay 1500$ instead of 1000$ now
Bro his keyboard is broken he hit ten keys and one appeared.
I love how many keyboard sounds there are for such short sentences.
I’m about 80% sure Jane wears overalls
She's either a painter or a Baker or a florist. And very very quirky
Gotta love that they're like everyone's favorite person bc obviously all writers are friend-shaped and give off the best vibes
I love how's there's random papers even tho he's writing on a laptop-
“I like you, okay?” Is wayyyyy to accurate lmao