Reading random chapters of 1D fanfiction
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2021
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Reading random chapters of 1D fanfiction 
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She’s so different from the other girls, she has no taste buds and is unable to differentiate between vodka and water
She couldn't smell it either... No taste, no smell... It's actually a time travel story and she was the patient zero of covid.
✨Two shots of vodka✨
nearly lacking in all receptors because she didnt feel it go down at all
She's not like other girls she has 🧚🏻♀️💞💫covid💫💞🧚🏻♀️
Honestly I’ve tasted vodka before and it is n o t h i n g like water. Even the texture is different.
as a 2014 wattpad user, it's the "I let out a breath I didn't even know I was holding'" line for me.
Wattpad veteran shit!
omg but seriously why is that line in every 2014 YA book ever??? I cannot tell you how many times I have read that EXACT line
me during this entire viewing experience:
@@thextremekittenmdj not even just YA. Ive read several adult books with that line in it.
the whole thing is cringe for other ppl, not me i got irregular breathing patterns i do that all the time
when you use the british accent but I can’t tell the difference 😍 american ears are rotted
LMAO I can't tell the difference either💀💀
i live in the uk and half the time i can't tell if someone's british or australian either 😭
and the part where he gasps and says "she's not british" like how does he know that??
@@antitheticaldreamgirl I'm Australian I relate as well, it's embarrassing. I didn't recognise that Mike's Mic was Australian for a bit of time 😅
same🥳
Also if you've noticed these writers have the wildest shit going on in there lives. Like I remember someone being like "Soz for not posting for a week. My gran died after being hit by a truck. Also my dog had to undergo surgery. But I'm back XOXO"
Honestly it makes sense that the people who have extremely fucked up shit going on in their lives turn to writing fucked up fanfiction about real people as a form of escapism. In this essay I will-
@@maz33que yo where’s that essay, im interested
@@maz33que YOU DIDNT FINISH THE ESSAY🗣🗣
I used that genre of excuse once because I couldn't keep up with the fanfic's schedule. Not that many people were worried about my allegedly broken bones, though
seriously and i think it’s something you acquire when you write fanfic bc one week after i started writing fanfic my mom broke her ankle
Imagine being in line at Starbucks and watching Harry Styles a grope a teen
His stans are so weird they would literally see that and cheer him on
i just wanna say as a harry stan.. we dont claim the stans who find that hot
We don't approve, we don't like
As a Harry stan... Absolutely wrong and not ok-
Also, he would never-
@@wellimjustanotherpersonony370 Exactly, he will never go out of style
pov: it’s 2013 and your mom just sold you to one direction so she could afford cigarettes
@@maayane5949 the misogyny jumped out 🙄
cigarette prices were through the roof back then 🙄
commentary on the capitalist system amirite comrade
“niall horan is in your ear. you tell him to get out, but he’s in there.”
It’s nice to find another citizen of kurtis town here
@@Mia-ig7nu ah neighbor
oh my god wild times
hello neighbour
at least my fans do smart :/
"He tweeted lyrics, she tweeted quotes, can I make it anymore obvious"
“His orbs were green, her orbs were grey
what more can I say?”
"she's also in a coma" was my last straw. i wanna walk into the ocean
your last straw is probably in the ocean with you chocking some poor turtle
@@mayo3792 lmaoo this was so uncalled for
Mine was "Harry continued hugging the small boy close to his chest" 💩
I imagine the nurse acting like some POV Tiktok.
*bites lip shyly yet seductively*
"She's also in a coma."
*blushes at floor, running hand through hair*
the nurse is 100% Debby Ryan doing the lip bite/ hair tuck combo
Seen on tumblr : Why do we always question why the mom sold her daughter and never why One Direction bought a human being?
I think both actions are equally questionable 😭
Now that you mention it, who would in their right mind do that for either? Isn’t that human trafficking? Wouldn’t you get sent to jail? Hell, why am I even asking?
@@kalmeio_17 i guess than the one in jail is a sequel to this one haha
Imagine the discussion, someone had a realisation and just go, you know what we need
#we are the daughters of the girls you couldn't sell to one direction
“but zayn doesn’t like me”
*𝗴𝗮𝘀𝗽*
“although he loves louis”
𝓽𝓮𝓪
“a little too much”
𝘶𝘩 𝘰𝘩
that part killed me omfg 6:28
Back in 2010 when everyone made Louis' only personality trait liking carrots
Or Liam being afraid of spoons 💀💀
why tf do i remember this
OMG BUT Mike reading it out loud. Louis sounded like a 3 year old, like its not ok. Awful, awful, awful.
@@user-ow1qs7jo7f Yes omg facts. He said it once and everyone is like "omg Liam is afraid of spoons!! thats so cute🥺"
It's the overuse of British slang like "Lads" and "Mate" that really gets me .
Yeah 😭 we don't talk like that
the english accent for irish niall for me......
Im a Brit and this scares me, sure, I say lad or mate sometimes but not in every sentence 💪😩
Fr m I’m literally northern English and even we don’t talk like that 😭
@@ToBEornah YES SAME
rumor has it that "Patient #1246 Panic Attack Disorder; Life Threatening Alcohol Allergy" is still in a coma and Harry cries his green orbs out every day bc she drank all of his vodka and still had the audacity to fall into a coma
"cries his green orbs out everyday' the way I'm laughing-
@@katiec1249 ahahahaha i laughed at my own comment too lmao
this comment is golden
LMAOOO
@@katiec1249 I'm gonna cry from that sentence
We need a “Where They are Now” episode but the guest stars are the 2014 One Direction fanfic writers
OMG YESSS!!!
LMAO WE KNOW WHERE ANNA TODD IS
Like we’d admit to it I wrote a lot of fanfic in like 2011-2015ish I will not be sharing which ones but I was semi famous on wattpad and it is my most shameful secret my fiancé doesn’t even know I’ll go to grave with the things I was writing as a teen I actually logged back into my old wattpad recently to reread some of my fics and sweet Jesus it was bad and I was looking at it like how where so many people reading this
I volunteer as a tribute
Watching this video 💀
"here I am in my room listening to 1d. Bamm my mom shows up"
Iconic. When someone writes a biography on my life I want them to write bamm before I enter rooms
"bam enters katja"
If I see one more person write “orbs” instead of “eyes” I am literally going to scream omg
“member”
‘oRbS’ = 🔮👄🔮
@@spacegalaxy19 omg 💀
@@melisdantou NONONO DON'T GIVE ME FLASKBACKS😭🖐️
@@melisdantou no. stop.
The “-_-“ moment. I CACKLED. Honestly this entire video is modern art.
I had tears in my eyes in that moment 😂😂😂
The nurse bitting her lip SENT ME INTO ORBIT 💀
Life was so simple when you could put your hair in a messy bun and go to starbucks to have Harry Styles spill his coffee on you and fall in love at first sight
god if i had a dollar for every time a 1D fanfic writer used the phrase "green orbs" when talking about harry's eyes i could afford therapy
do you mind paying for mine too bestie. the amount of times writers compare harry’s eyes to the most random green shit like “dirty swamp water” is unhinged
You could also afford therapy for all of them
Funny, there's *another* Harry with "green orbs" in fanfiction 🥴
@@medealkemy why do i feel like its harry potter even though I've never interacted with this category of fanfics
@@etherine and that's a bingo 🎉
tbh being a directioner on Twitter at the big age of 13 years old was wild, can’t wait for this to bring war flashbacks
same i feel like all directioners deserve a veterans discount
this and on tumblr as well lmfao
having a 1d fan account on twitter at 13 probably shaped me more as a person than i'd like to admit it really was an experience...
@@wm8840 i started off as a 1d stan twitter account at like 12 and transitioned to a kpop account when i was like 16 and now i’m 21 and avoid stan twitter cause it’s ✨overwhelming✨ :)
best time ever fr
“she literally could not be less like other girls” 😭😭
i just want know how directioners all collectively agreed on “ i sold you to one direction” trope. like how this human trafficking idea came up. no one sold anyone to selena, miley or jonas brothers. even kpop fanfic writers don’t do that. just want to know who birthed this idea. it’s so random.
Nope there ae definitely being sold to bts fanfictions. And yes I agree that it is extremely weird
my guess its from the general “i got kidnapped by a hot bad boy/criminal” original stories/subplots (doesnt have to be romantic) which itself came from old bodice ripper novels.
You haven't seen the bts ff have you?
StrangeAeons has a really good video on this, but also I think the fantasy of being kidnapped by a ✨️tall, dark, and handsome manly man✨️ has been popular since before fanfic was even a thing lol
someone on drag race: i had a panic attack, alcohol poisoning, and three broken ribs, and i was in a coma for a while.
the drag race producers: #shesalsoinacoma
AHHAHAHAHAH
all the necessities for a good fanfiction: piercing green eyes (extra points for orbs) and an immediate description of the oc's life story in which we learn that one or both of their parents is either a) dead or b) a drug dealer
This is eyes like limpid tears erasure
C) they sell people
D) raging alcoholic
E) has parent issues
F) “She padded into the kitchen”
i absolutely lost it at the look on mike’s face when he realized he was reading a larry fanfiction
“She bit her lip sadly.” I HAVE NEVER- WHAT EVEN IS THAT 🤣
i bit my lip so much tryna figure out a way to “bite my lip sadly” and it started bleeding🧍🏽♀️
Don’t mind me, just driving to the library to look up the definition of fangirling
you couldn't be less like other girls
I just had a mental image of you rummaging through crusty old school metal library drawers that sorted out themes alphabetically back before computers and going "um, fangirling, fangirling, where is it…" and I just had the biggest audible laughter in a while
RUclips just asked me to rate your comment🫢 they’re learning too much
the one where zayn's the prison guard was definitely written after he left the band
There were so many racist micro aggressions towards zayn in fics 😬
i was never a one direction girlie but knowing that my dan and phil fanfics are still floating round the internet somewhere means that i will never know peace
please mike should unearth some of the tamer dan and phil fanfics
You'll be fine unless you wrote the hat fic or something _Padme face_
PLEASE
i'm still getting ao3 emails about my crack twenty one pilots fic
i was a huge tronnor (troye sivan and connor franta) shipper in 2015 and thank fuck i never made a fanfic... i seriously considered it
Obsessed with the way she manages to figure out Niall’s secret identity only knowing the first letter of his name and his country of residence
Couldn’t have done it with just those facts, I think it helped that he said he also liked music!
bestie, as a wattpad writer let me tell you. you’re barely scratching the surface
also this better be a series, a threat mayhaps
What’s your username
A threat for our sanity love hahahahah.
the username bestie. the username.
Duplicity, Malignant and Stall!!
agreed :)
Sir Michael carrots is basically a v e r y old 1d meme bc Louis the icon said he liked girls who eat carrots when he was an 18 year old comedian
LMAO why would he say that😭😭
@@isabelateixeira3713 I mean he was the moment bestie rly carried the team in video diaries
I was really hoping for Lou to ran outside screaming "kevin!" right after that
@@maewillow5680 omg yes please
Y’all remember when we called fake fans/new fans carrots 💀 in the French subfandom we would extend it to oreo-carrot (yes, with an hypen). This whole comment section is bringing me back to my middle school era.
the funniest part of these fics to me is how almost all of these protagonists apparently live under a ROCK. Like, when 1D was around I was that girl who refused to listen to them specifically because all the girls in my year were obsessed, so I couldn't tell the difference between Louis and Liam but I still knew who they WERE
someone could really write an entire thesis on the psychology behind 1d wattpad fics because literally what were we on in the 2010s 😭
i should do this lol
"Y/N throws her hair into a messy bun and places her contacts slowly onto her ocean blue eyes"
me: with an afro and dirt brown eyes o-o
This triggered me so much I remember writing my own fanfic and the main character was black and she was dating Niall and for some weird reason Niall was singing WMYB to her and she was like “unflippable hair” and I went back and read it years later and deleted the whole book 😔✋🏾
@@iamapieceofcandy i am so sorry for the snort and cackle i let out 💀 because i know being black during the fanfic days was a lot
@@malahape it was intense lmao
dirt/poop/soggy wood coloured eyes gang! 🤩
@@flowercities COME ON 🥰
"She is also in a coma" NOOO I haven't laughed so hard in months
One Direction fanfictions are artifacts of great cultural value and SHOULD be protected by the government.
I was concerned with the artefact spelling and then I realised that y'all spell it as artifact ☠️
The thrill you got when you found out Zayn was a guard in that one story is literally my reason for living today.
Michael you'll be billed for my therapy session tomorrow
🤣🤣🤣 this should have way more likes
the lack of understanding of the carrot lore sent me into orbit
same
lol yeah
Not the carrots...
I also do not understand the carrot lore :( do i even wanna know tho??
@@springcorvids Louis Tomlinson joked about carrots one time so liking carrots was his personality trait in all wattpad fanfics
There’s two kinds of people on this earth:
1. People who didn’t read fanfics, hence never gone on Stan Twitter, hence can’t relate to mikes humor
2. people who did read fanfics, hence been on Stan Twitter more than they would like to admit, hence binge watch all of mikes microphones videos
I would like to gently point out that there was fan fiction before there was Twitter. :shakes cane:
reading the sentence "I like carrots" in the year of our lord 2021 felt like a gut punch
is it really a 1D fanfic if they aren’t Lily Collins wearing an infinity scarf
this sent me
"Piercing green eyes filled with rage"
"... as his eyes turned black."
What every girl wants
Edit: sorry but carrots???
i completely forgot about the carrot thing
dont you just love when harry styles becomes possessed right infront of you?
@@sauleiwanderapfelstrudel x factor video diaries girls where u at!!!!
@@alexblancas2968 I'm here!!
Mic please check out the fan fiction “Trapped in an Island with Josh Hitcherson”. It is absolutely iconic and the twists and turns will have you gagging
i've noticed that whenever fanfic writers don't know how to transition from one scene to another, they will find some way for the main character to pass out, and the reason is always the most random, out of the blue thing ever. the main character sat in the cold for a few minutes and passed out as soon as the love interest arrived to talk about their issues. wow! how convenient! now the love interest will feel more guilty because they were already being a dick and the main character waited out in the cold for them. and they always use a phrase like "i succumbed to the darkness" and don't forget "all of the sudden, everything went black".
i also hate how writers would say that someone got the flu or cold from sitting outside in the cold weather. like, your cold/flu can get worse from being out in the cold weather, but you cannot trigger yourself getting sick from being outside in the cold. the cold air is not infected and contagious with viruses lmao, unless someone who is contagious is around you.
you know what spending my formative years consuming fanfiction has only made me stronger. i can read 'green orbs' and not even WINCE anymore i've been THROUGH it bestie
reading fanfics and getting through the particularly messy/gross/disturbing ones should be a person's coming of age ritual tbh
@@adrianrandom3448 That is so true. A while back, I looked at old stories I read when I was much younger and there were so many toxic relationships portrayed in the stories that I didn't even realise were toxic...😬
Bestie you’ve been through the fucking trenches lmaooo. Can I relate? Yes.
🎵she tweeted quotes, he tweeted lyrics, can i make it anymore obvious!🎵
This is culture and subculture refined to pure excellence. But I would paraphrase "songs" instead of the literal "lyrics" to honour the metrum of the revered alt, pop-punk anthem!
ps your name is fancy and looks great in writing!
wattpad is the thing that ruined my mind during my early teens and i’ll never forgive myself nor the app for letting that much shit just exist as if it was nothing
I’m... very ashamed to admit this but babysitting one direction was my favorite fan fiction at the time and this was a HUGE throw back for me 😳
some girl from my high school went viral on twitter once because she ended up sat next to harry styles on a plane completely coincidentally (it was the height of the 1D craze back in the day) and i've never stopped thinking about how that sounds like the start of a fanfic
please i looked it up and she literally LOOKS like y/n im sobbing
@@themudkip5295 Yeah with the glasses and shit lol.
I would literally sell my soul to the devil right now to get this video to be one hour long oh my god
Seconded, he better make another fanfic reading video
same. we need a netflix special
We need a series really
YESSS
Omg I want him to read My immortal. Idc it the video is 3 hours long I'd watch the shit out of it
8:33 I wonder what facial expression conveys both shock and relief
i honestly can't stress enough how much joy and happiness such fanfiction brings me. it's like pure endorphin injected in my veins. if i have a bad day, i open up Wattpad and choose a random popular fandom and that's it. i'm cured.
and other people reading it and suffering? oh my GOD it's so my jam. i'm literally in heaven right now. with all of those writers. gosh.
I love overly specific details in amateur fanfic
I know 😭 ‘I was wearing my favourite pink and blue striped fluffy sweater that i have had for 4 years that itched slightly and had lose threads and was 2 sizes to big for me. I was then sold to 1D and I am engaged now to 3 of them 🙂.’
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
imsosorrybutlikeicouldnthelpmyself-
I remember some would include like little photo collages to describe outfits etc
@@bellac6311 are your implying that my immortal was written by an amateur and not a master writer 😠
@@flouaena127 Oh no ur right. My apologies. My Immortal was written by the most prestigious writer in human history
this whole video is an excuse for him to flex his god tier british accent impression me thinks
i always forget that most people when talking about 1d fic are talking about first person self insert hetero fic and my whole being deflates
when I saw the title I was expecting to be triggered because I'm currently in my fanfic phase but I quickly realized he is only talking about the het fic and I strictly read only gay fics
@@kingeldias7150 ooof relatable
@@kingeldias7150 same bestie
I would watch an hour long video of mike reading 1D fanfic
Zayn = gatekeeper girlboss 💫✨
Oh my god.
Underrated
the orbs, the lack of vocative commas, the epithets when we already know the person's name, the human trafficking and coma plots, the adults writing fanfics, oftentimes pornographic ones, about underage real life people... the pain it causes me. I only saw this 1D fanfic fad from a distance but I was still caught by the shockwave and I hated it lol
THE HUMAN TRAFFICKING NOOOOOOO
I feel validated in my need for vocative commas
@@delightfulmochas and your comment validates mine lol
ESPCIALLY the absolute refusal to use any character’s name or pronouns. I’ve read so much fanfic where the writer has this weird preoccupation with the characters’ hair colors, where they’re almost exclusively referred to as “the brunette” or “the redhead” etc.
That's so trueeeee. I notice that, too!! @@imalonerdottie
“I’m HUNGRY I thought. So I decided to get a DRINK from Starbucks” 😂
the way psychotic is in my wattpad history... goodnight
"I BET ITS GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH BAD MANAGEMENT" IM SCREAMINGGGG
The way we came for Management 24/7 😔✋🏾
@@iamapieceofcandy frrr we blamed everything on them and still do lol
We knew management was trash then and we still know it now 💁🏻♀️
Mikes brown orbs stared into my soul while he chuckled 🦭🦭
The seal emojis 😂
4:00
they're robbing a store because of evil management IM SENDED
vote if you want a full series of Mic reading a full fanfic on his podcast channel or something
i love how wattpad saw that eye colour changing from twilight and decided to normalize it.
this feels like it's going to open up a ton of repressed memories from when I was 13
12:05
I accidentally give her vodka
instead of water
Now she's in a coma
not me reading 1D fan fiction at 13 and thinking it was real and sobbing myself to sleep thinking niall horan was getting married and it wasn’t to me
stayc intro you got my attention
IKR 🤡🤚🏻
Same
Exactly lmao
i was “...oop”
mike's mic................ it's going down
I died at 'look it up in the library later'
Psychotic was genuinely so good and it was like an American horror story vibe
what really kills me about the babysitting one is that from chapter 2 to chapter 7 it’s only been THREE HOURS
11:42 "she's also in a coma 🤷♀️" sent me-
Samee it just sounded so savage
bestie i’m not prepared for the level of trauma i’m going to have to relive rn
“Very relatable content.” When the content is not relatable is my FAVORITE THING
i like to think all these different one direction stories are in the same universe and 1D just lived a crazy life
"harry you're making it hard to tpwk" my orbs turned black bc I'm deceased lmaoooo
I’m happy for the people that don’t understand the carrot thing... when I went to a one direction concert at 14 there were carrots and loom bands all over the ground it’s what I remember most vividly
omg noo I'm crying
not the fucking rainbow loom bands....a true cultural reset
The poor man made one joke when he was 18 and now he's cursed with the carrots thing...
I love how so many why don’t we and one direction fans are now Kpop fans
12:33 I YELLED WHEN THAT CAME ON SCREEN
I think I actually read that in middle school afajdjsgsajd so many repressed things have just resurfaced
12:59 "Can I make it anymore obvious?!"🎵🎧🎸🎶
And ✨sudden appearance✨ of any member of 5sos
😭
mainly calum 😭
Not me who used to think 5sos was a kpop group😭
@@0rbeez BYE💀
Remember the tweet where the girl said she shaved herself for a 1D concert, she was 13.
PLEASE NOT THIS 😂
I did that when I was 13 tooo omgggg
was it the girl wearing a dress with the british flag ? 😭
The reenactment of the nurse SENT ME INTO ORBIT 💀💀💀
As a directioner, I’m cringing so hard and I’m glad that there are proper fanfictions
Why are they all so disturbing, did everyone who wrote D1 fanfiction have really bad issues with there parents?
no its a part of the not like other girls thing because people used to romanticize those kinds of things for some reason
No they just think having a troubled home life makes a character interesting. Harry Potter effect.
We love the ableist romanticism of mental institutions and illness at the end there. 🙃
it was also pretty much any fanfiction or wattpad story that did that haha
@@theflickchick9850 Couldn’t have said it better myself
For anyone wondering about the whole carrots thing in one of the video diaries Louis said "I like girls who eat carrots." and people took that very seriously.
As someone who knew about the 1D fandom but was never really a part of it..the carrot thing was something I always wondered were it camed from. Thank you for filling me in on this knowledge.
What a PR move
9:40 this frustration whine sends me and I am here for it!!
I can't imagine sending hate to these icons who brought us so much JOY like I can remember more about the sold to One Direction story than I can remember about my degree. These stories impacted us all so deeply!!!
love the fact that mike is so hung up on the carrot thing oh if only he *knew*
*war flashbacks*
Please someone explain, I'm curious
@@geegeep it’s a reference to something louis said in the early one direction days. he said “i like girls who eat carrots” and it was a whole thing in the fandom lol
I physically cannot watch this video because it triggers my fight or flight response.
8:00 this 1D fans fantasy involves not being like those other people who listen to 1D. Even though they’re so obsessed with 1D they’re making fan fiction about them.
This was a journey please do more of these I keep rewatching this video and crying of laughter every time
Wattpad really made me question why I want to be a licensed pharmacist when I can be one directions adoptive 'daughter' and travel around the world with them
don’t forget y/n, remember the time when she just got home from school and her crackhead mom sold her to mafia 1D🖐😩
NOOOOO NOT Y/N SHE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER.
I feel like 1D fanfics say like a billion things in like 2 sentences
when I was in high school all my friends were OBSESSED with 1D and this kinda fic and i would just be sitting there lesbianly anyway i completely forgot niall existed