The best part about this movie is how there was basically a war between the directors and the cast. They *hated* each other and made damn well sure to show it, yet somehow a "movie" (if you can call it that) was able to be made in the process.
I loved this movie when I was a kid. I was only 6 when it came out. Now as an adult, I feel really bad for making my parents sit through it at the cinema. Twice.
True story: After Hoskins' son saw this movie, he asked his dad why he was in such an awful movie. He said "Son, I have to work because you need shoes". The son replied "Dad, I don't need shoes that bad".
He also studied his kid playing with invisible friend So He could act with invisible cartoons in Roger Rabbit. He started to hallucinate them after the movie was done.
I read an article a while ago, so some of the details might be wrong, but the reason the set, costume, and props were so unlike in the source material is because the set, costume, and props were designed for a Mario-themed sex film. Another director was brought in to remake the script for the movie, but it was behind schedule, so they had to use the materials they were given.
@@ayleth891 I actually think I recall reading that too.. couple years ago when every gaming article writers were making those "10 things you didn't know about Nintendo" craps.
18:13 I had to watch this like 10 times.. There is a damn plane flying right towards the WTC towers in this shot, and then the towers get "damaged." That is some creepy shit.....
12:51. There was a deleted part of the opening where Koopa is following Daisy’s Mother to Brooklyn, when he arrives there he sees The Statue of Liberty and looks at it. This inspires him to build his own as seen in this scene.
Idk why I kinda have a feeling that daisys mother isn’t a dinosaur but rather human as back then the portal was open and that’s why daisy is trying to figure out where she belongs at the end of the movie as she may be both a human and a dinosaur. So it would make sense why her mother knew she would be safer in the human world Koopa even said that she decended from the dinosaurs and not saying she was one But the fossil she found before the flood where she said “it’s almost like he was a monster trying to be human” could be her mother
He tends to stay away from sinning things that would be canon or popular in a different franchise of things. Same reason he didn't call out Smash Mouth for being meme-worthy in Everything Wrong With Shrek.
@@qunt100same it would’ve been better if it was just its own standlalone movie and not a movie adaptation of a video game I love the dinosaur dimension and evolution concept
Makes me think of that one wall in the basement. Or the one on the side of the mountain on tall tall mountain. And the invisible wall on the second floor for the snow level.
I know this drove me nuts when I saw it again, like, they basically have the two towers if the were able to put the fires out relatively quickly and save most of the buildings, one with a giant hole from hitting lower, and one that hit higher and burned all the way through to the top. Like, eerily accurate locations of where the airplanes hit, and like 9 years before it happened.
I didn’t notice before, but the necklace around Luigi’s neck is an Italian “lucky charm”. What it is said to do is get rid of evil spirits, which references Luigi’s fear of... well, many things, but ghosts is what I’m going for here. Point is they did their research. Not the right research, but I’ll give points for getting something right
Also what’s funny about the casting is they said movies always cast Italians as Latino characters so they did it vice versa and casted a latino to play an italien character
So I told my girlfriend, "Hey, wanna watch Super Mario Bros... The Movie? I remember it when I was a kid." I also had the brilliant-at-the-time idea to do a drinking game where we drank every time they said either "Mario" or "Luigi" DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Bob Hoskins kinda looks like Mario in this so that's something? I feel like he could play Mario well if the script was actually related to the games.
i woult probably like it if: Nintendo helped producing, if it was animated, if it was made nowdays and also if the story changed completely to fit in the lore of any game in the series
I feel that if Bob Hoskins turned down the film offer (by the way he said doing the film was his biggest regret, and if he were to edit his past he would not do this movie) if he did turn down the offer who would take the role for Mario, and I personally think Jason Alexander would be just as good of a Mario as Bob Hoskins did. There should be a deep fake where Jason Alexander plays as Mario. Also in one scene when Mario tells Iggy and Spike to shut up, he sounded like George Constanza saying that. And in another scene when he says that the pipes must have been out of service for years, he sounded like Curly Howard from the three stooges. Could it be that Bob Hoskins, Jason Alexander, and Curly Howard are the same person but have different personalities? 🤔
So wait... this film is about dinosaurs evolving into humanoids, and trying to take over the world? Is this how the lizard people conspiracy got started?
This may seem especially nitpicky, but I see a couple of aesthetic problems with this movie. 1. In the games, Mario is only minutes older than Luigi. They're twins. 2. Luigi has no moustache in this movie. 3. Koopa looks like a politician. Hell, he acts like one to.
How about how at the beginning (when they're driving the truck and then met Daisy) Mario is wearing a green jumpsuit and Luigi is wearing a red hoodie. Also, Daisy is blonde in this despite being a brunette in the game this movie is supposedly based off of? And King Koopa evolved from a T Rex (Cuz that's how evolution works, apparently) instead of a turtle.
I know there were A LOT of sins in this movie, so it's understandable that you missed a rather big one: During the car chase, literally 7 seconds after Mario slams on the brakes to make the two goons shoot each other, they approach a cliff and Luigi screams, Hit the breaks!" To which Mario replies, "These things don't have any brakes." (Which, I believe, was a fact established earlier in the film.) My question is, "Then what pedal did he slam on to decrease in speed to throw off the goons moments ago? Because those seem an awful lot like brakes to me.
Yeah idk why he had to be an ass about yoshi’s looks, it seemed relatively accurate especially with the dinosaur theme of the movie, so he’s more Dino than fat bottom lizard, he still looks pretty Yoshi like to me...
There’s a Mario movie announced for 2019, and at least it appears faithful to the games. Sadly, it’s being made by Illumination. Yes, Nintendo, so obsessed with quality, let a studio legendary for cheap, marketable meh like Sing and Secret Life of Pets license their flagship mascot; don’t ask why.
@@KnakuanaRka Pokemon Detective Pikachu was almost with Illumination. Hopefully Detective Pikachu will be the best nintendo movie since the pokemon look,sound,and act as they do in video games and anime.
The main reason there hasn't been a Legend of Zelda movie was because of the Zelda cartoon and the fucking hellspawn that is the CD-i Zelda games. At least some people unironically liked the Zelda cartoon. Same cannot be said for those CD-i games.
Ladies and Gentlemen - this crap right here is why Nintendo became so anal about copyright. Look what happened when they trusted someone with their property last time!
PK Mongoose Actually, he has spoke out many times that is his worst movie, and claims that it was "Living Hell" during production, as he broke a finger, nearly drowned, and a lot more injuries. In fact the only reason he did the movie was for his kids, if I remember correctly.
PK Mongoose Actually, he has spoke out many times that is his worst movie, and claims that it was "Living Hell" during production, as he broke a finger, nearly drowned, and a lot more injuries. In fact the only reason he did the movie was for his kids, if I remember correctly.
Angel YOdaddy Yeah. Saddest part is that this movie had a budget of over $100 Million USD, and there were 3 scripts made before this one, one of which actually sounded somewhat like the original game. Also, just noticed I commented twice for some reason on my previous comment.
This guy must've had some cruel or uninspired parents to come up with this name. Seriously, who would give their son the exact same first name than their last name?
It's flip-flopped over the years as to whether or not that their names really are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. I've always figured it was an accident that they didn't realize that by calling them the "Mario Bros." they were establishing their last names as Mario. An OLD interview in Gamepro confirmed this, but a later interview in Game Informer has denied it. So it's really up in the air. I prefer considering them Mario Mario and Luigi Mario as the universe is silly enough to allow for it.
First, Luigi doesn't have a mastache. For a large portion of the movie, Mario and Luigi trade color schemes, Mario wearing green and Luigi wearing red. Luigi looks like a discount Anthony Padilla. Daisy isn't a brunette here, and is a dinosaur? Mario and Luigi are living in the normal world, and have no connection to the Mushroom Kingdom. The alternate world is completely new, (Not saying it's too bad of a thing.) and doesn't resemble a single location from the original games. My last sin for the film, is the possible involvement of drugs during the production of the film.
Darticus the Great Hey, it was awesome back in the 90's. Yeah, it technically made "RUclips Poop" along with the Philips CDI, but it was still a cool show as a kid. Besides the music...
I know why... Unfortunately, I heard that this movie was made because it was covering up some sex tape by the person who acted as mario in this movie... It was in a review on RUclips. That's how I know. That or Hollywood is drunk again... As always. Nah actually both reasons are possible. Seriously look the Mario bros sex tape thing up!
@@obliviouspotato8545 bruh in what universe is 23 terabytes worth of infinity symboled enough to even scratch the surface of how many sins this movie has?
I just now realized that the man who was turned into an ape at the end of the movie was Donkey Kong. Edit: Stop liking and replying to this comment, it's a year old and nobody should care anymore. Edit 2: I know that my previous edit makes literally no sense. It was kinda stupid. Y'all have made some very valid points. This is actually my most liked comment! But seriously, stop liking and replying, I didn't even think that it was that good of a comment when I made it a year ago! I knew it was controversial, but I didn't think it was going to get this much good feedback! Thanks, I guess? Edit 3: The first time I actually watched this movie was at my mom's step sister's house. I was confused about it, and didn't know what it was until years later. I'd say I somewhat enjoyed it, it was fine. I haven't watched it in years, and I don't know if I ever will again. Oh, and that behemoth human Bowser turns into at the end of the movie, yeah, that's dinosaur dragon hybrid Bowser. You're welcome.
@ Chimpanzees are apes, gorillas are apes, Donkey Kong is a gorilla, the OP only said 'the man turned into an ape', therefore technically the OP isn't wrong nor an idiot. You however with your bad attitude aren't looking to far away from one smh.
Also funny enough it was his first villain role and for a crappy movie where he played a villain that was a germaphobe and had a pizza gag he did such a good job that he got more villain roles
I think back then they hadn't given Peach her name yet. She was just referred to as "Princess" or "Princess Toadstool". Daisy was the only one with a name, from the Gameboy games, so I think they just used that because it was the only "realistic" name to give her. I mean, as unrealistic as the movie is, it would have somehow been even worse if they tried to claim her name was actually "Toadstool" for a character that was supposedly raised in New York City lol.
If they make another Mario movie, it should be: -Made by Nintendo. -Animated. -Respectful of the source material. -Actual humor. -Actual action scenes. -Similar designs to games.
+SebastianTheGreat Not predicted, telling us it was going to happen. The crazies like to warn us before they do massive damage... for some reason.... #VillainsHaveBigEgos
"How did anyone think this was the way to do a Mario movie? Yeah, you can't have a guy running on platforms and hopping on mushrooms and call it a movie..." Well, it worked in 2023....just saying....
“The worst thing I ever did? Super Mario Brothers. It was a fuckin' nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! Fuckin' nightmare. Fuckin' idiots.”-Bob Hoskins, "The Guardian" interview
Actually, the only reason Mario was a plumber was because, and I quote from Wikipedia, "By Miyamoto's own account, Mario's profession was chosen to fit with the game design. Since Donkey Kong was set on a construction site, Mario was made into a carpenter. When he appeared again in Mario Bros., it was decided he should be a plumber, since a lot of the game is played in underground settings." However, since Mario is much, much more diverse than just cleaning pipes, they actually did away with his plumber visage recently, on September 5th, 2017.
Judging by Yoshi being in this film, atleast Super Mario World had been released, but that also opens up the question as to why the movie refers to Bowser as Koopa, since SMW had Bowser's name on his castle at the end of the game.
Who woulda guessed that for a video game movie to be successful, you should make about the actual video game? Seriously, how did it take THIRTY YEARS after this for them to figure that out?
Okay, does NOBODY else have a problem with the fact that LUIGI DOESN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE IN THIS MOVIE?!? I mean, they both had a mustache in the video games and in the cartoon, and everything else they were in, except for this movie. What makes this even more painful is that you can clearly tell that John Leguizamo is fully capable of growing a mustache. So, why was it not made a necessity for both Mario and Luigi to have a mustache in the movie? I can't be the only one who has a problem with this?
This movie had potential. But they screwed it up. They screwed it up to the point where it was so screwed up that nobody has ever thought to make another attempt at making this movie out of fear of screwing the movie up as badly as they screwed this movie up. And that's just screwed up.
I’m very curious as to what went through the writers and producer’s minds when making this movie. Not even joking. I legit wonder how they thought that making a movie about a video game but also making it completely different from said video game would ever work.
"Nuns don't immediately renounce their religion when they see a human baby hatch from an egg" Fell off my chair..... Yeah I just saw this one. It was in my feed.
2:02, surprisingly a lot. Depending on traffic it is actually faster to take 3 right turns rather than one left, in fact a lot of delivery companies will actually set their routes around this. Obviously it doesn't matter in small backwash towns, but in busy cities it actually works, and seeing as this is the east coast and not say South Park it does make sense for the location.
Also makes sense for daisys father to be a dinosaur even when he devolved into fungus koopas death was that he devolved so much he turned into slime so the same thing probably happened to daisys father plus he was the first person Koopa tested devolution on
"Why even bother with the CGI when it's going to look like this?" Yo man these people got to learn somehow lol. Every craft goes through an ugly phase before it is perfected.
I saw this movie as a kid and was confused. After watching this, I'm even more confused.
Jackson Loya same
Jackson Loya i honestly saw this movie before playing mario games so this introducesed me into series
Jakub GKala I feel bad for you, because this movie sucks!
Jackson Loya same
Same
18:01 mr. mario, i don't feel so good
I was waiting for someone to point that out. 🤣
Thank you
The super Mario bros. movie did it before it was cool.
How many fanboys are we going to have to kill before this stupid joke goes away...
Jack Sterling just go back in time before the movie was made and kill the director of avengers infinity war.
problem solved 😁
(i think)
The best part about this movie is how there was basically a war between the directors and the cast. They *hated* each other and made damn well sure to show it, yet somehow a "movie" (if you can call it that) was able to be made in the process.
Wow, really?
I did not know that. That's interesting
This kind of explains why the movie was that bad.
I think it was the Director and Bob Haskins hated each other
I did not know that
I loved this movie when I was a kid. I was only 6 when it came out. Now as an adult, I feel really bad for making my parents sit through it at the cinema. Twice.
You monster
Twice… you have a good parents
Treat them to a nice dinner. That's the least you can do after that emotional scarring.
@@blueonblack83 it's really not that bad.
my mom introduced it to me
Thank you Mario!
But the potential for an actually good movie is in another castle!
Best comment in this entire thread. Thank you , Nolan Yee. :)
+Mike Richard Hey! Address him by his full title: Nolan Yee (HaloExpert422)
This comment shows that clever things CAN be found in RUclips comments
Fcxd
+invisiblestorm And that something good can come from this movie.
True story: After Hoskins' son saw this movie, he asked his dad why he was in such an awful movie. He said "Son, I have to work because you need shoes". The son replied "Dad, I don't need shoes that bad".
He also studied his kid playing with invisible friend So He could act with invisible cartoons in Roger Rabbit. He started to hallucinate them after the movie was done.
* Dennis Hopper, not Bob
Lol. Holy crap!
It's not BS. What I said is COMPLETELY true. Bob said it himself.
Oof
Can we please talk about the fact that this movie canonically made the Mario brothers last name "Mario"?
Actually the supershow made the same joke a few years prior. I guess it's just an easy conclusion to come to when they're called the "mario brothers"
I can barely remember anything from the supershow. It was sooo long ago.
@FoursideKM the OG mario game the main character was also Mario "jumpman" Mario
@@TripleB2580 So ... "Jumpman" is the nickname of Mario Mario. Does Luigi Mario also have a nickname?
@@Linuxdirk Mr. L
Why does Mario look old enough to be Luigi's father? Aren't they supposed to be brothers?
= 100 sins
Yes but Mario is supposed to be older than Luigi, that's how it's always beeny
@@xszy_tt not 20 years older tho
@@godwith6515 lol
Actually, they're twins. As is clearly stated during the intro to Super Mario World 2, Yoshi's island.
@@xszy_tt yeah by like a few minutes. Mario and Luigi are twins
Toad is supposed to be a mushroom person. Why did he devolve into a lizard man thing? And why do some goombas have snake heads?
Or is he a weird person with a mushroom hat?
because yes
Because why pay attention to the video game franchise beyond the name and a few of its minor elements?
Exactly
The round headed ones are goombas, the dinosaurs are koopas and the snakes are other enemy but I don't remember
That bomb was the most accurate to the video game part of this movie
No, it has reeboks, and it is wound up.
@@SQUIDWORD15 yeah, it had those, but still the most accurate part sadly
I read an article a while ago, so some of the details might be wrong, but the reason the set, costume, and props were so unlike in the source material is because the set, costume, and props were designed for a Mario-themed sex film. Another director was brought in to remake the script for the movie, but it was behind schedule, so they had to use the materials they were given.
@@ayleth891 I actually think I recall reading that too.. couple years ago when every gaming article writers were making those "10 things you didn't know about Nintendo" craps.
And it was still way too small.
18:13 I had to watch this like 10 times.. There is a damn plane flying right towards the WTC towers in this shot, and then the towers get "damaged." That is some creepy shit.....
draaaaaaaak ;_; I didn't notice that *cowers*
That's fucking creepy because this movie was made in 1993. The twin towers went down in 2001....
draaaaaaaak Wow, I didn't notice the plane!
Let the conspiracy theories begin! (This movie predicted 911) BWOOOOOONG!
StarWarsFtw :D
Or maybe this movie inspired 911...
12:51. There was a deleted part of the opening where Koopa is following Daisy’s Mother to Brooklyn, when he arrives there he sees The Statue of Liberty and looks at it. This inspires him to build his own as seen in this scene.
Idk why I kinda have a feeling that daisys mother isn’t a dinosaur but rather human as back then the portal was open and that’s why daisy is trying to figure out where she belongs at the end of the movie as she may be both a human and a dinosaur. So it would make sense why her mother knew she would be safer in the human world
Koopa even said that she decended from the dinosaurs and not saying she was one
But the fossil she found before the flood where she said “it’s almost like he was a monster trying to be human” could be her mother
I had no clue that this movie was even a thing.
Oducks58 I'm sad to tell you I've seen this.
Hunter Hughes I own it :(
I only heard it was a game! D:
Oducks58 This was on the Tv on my birthday. I was so happy to see this title... After 5 seconds I was no longer happy....
jacob higgins Burn it
You forgot 2 sins
1: Mario was trying to stay away from mushrooms
2: Mario refused to jump
He tends to stay away from sinning things that would be canon or popular in a different franchise of things. Same reason he didn't call out Smash Mouth for being meme-worthy in Everything Wrong With Shrek.
George Mdzeluri I have another sin
3: this movie
And Mario has hair and Luigi has a mustachr
In that moment, he was performing the ABC
clothes colors inverted (overalls should be blue, shirts red/green
@5:32 Whoa, you can totally see the studio and backdrop and all.
Lol. Dang!
In the immortal words of jelloapocalypse: "Sometimes a bad movie is better than a boring movie because you can make fun of a bad movie"
I liked this movie to be honest. It was different but cool to me.
@@qunt100same it would’ve been better if it was just its own standlalone movie and not a movie adaptation of a video game
I love the dinosaur dimension and evolution concept
Everything Wrong With Super Mario Bros. In 1 second or less....
*THIS EXISTS.*
The whole movie
*Infinite dings*
Glad I never wasted money on this.
I’d rather watch the SMBSS than this.
I like the movie
15:17 So the Jumpman Mario is saying he's not gonna jump?
mestrePaulo22 this is mario the plumber not jumpman
***** Exactly. This movie is based on the Super Mario Bros. series, which are games that you basically just run and *_jump_*
+Pippy The Magic Pencil Sharpening Toilet I have nothing to contribute, but your name makes me happy.
+mestrePaulo22 You're not going to jump?! You're Mario dude. That's literally the only thing you do!
Owen Po Exactly
"That is if Mario helps Luigi get the condom on."
Well THATS something I never thought I'd hear.
6:47 "Entering into walls with Super Mario 64 logics years before launching that game"
Super Mario bros 3 had a glitch where you could go through the wall.
Makes me think of that one wall in the basement. Or the one on the side of the mountain on tall tall mountain. And the invisible wall on the second floor for the snow level.
18:07
remember, this was before the terrorist attack..
I know this drove me nuts when I saw it again, like, they basically have the two towers if the were able to put the fires out relatively quickly and save most of the buildings, one with a giant hole from hitting lower, and one that hit higher and burned all the way through to the top. Like, eerily accurate locations of where the airplanes hit, and like 9 years before it happened.
@@dannybeads3672 There is even an airplane flying into the tower!
The real reason why people hate this movie
*_THE_* terrorist attack? What?
Oh hello there
I didn’t notice before, but the necklace around Luigi’s neck is an Italian “lucky charm”. What it is said to do is get rid of evil spirits, which references Luigi’s fear of... well, many things, but ghosts is what I’m going for here. Point is they did their research. Not the right research, but I’ll give points for getting something right
Year Old Comment: Research on what? Luigi being afraid of ghost wasn't a thing in the games yet.
@@SonicmaniaVideos nobody cares
Also what’s funny about the casting is they said movies always cast Italians as Latino characters so they did it vice versa and casted a latino to play an italien character
I have a sin to contribute: the whole movie.
Shots Fired
Amen.
Genarite Dragonium that's what I was thinking that he was gonna say before I played the vid
That's worth a whole 10 sins.
"It's down here!" "You mean where all the water is? That's crazy talk!"
I laughed way too hard at that
So I told my girlfriend, "Hey, wanna watch Super Mario Bros... The Movie? I remember it when I was a kid."
I also had the brilliant-at-the-time idea to do a drinking game where we drank every time they said either "Mario" or "Luigi"
DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are either of you alive?
Devan Durkee *300 shots later*
You don’t have to tell me twice, or anytime
Just drink milk
If you want to survive, I’d recommend drinking something with very low proof...
Well, Bob Hoskins kinda looks like Mario in this so that's something? I feel like he could play Mario well if the script was actually related to the games.
If this movie had been good I would have cared more
i woult probably like it if: Nintendo helped producing, if it was animated, if it was made nowdays and also if the story changed completely to fit in the lore of any game in the series
RedEyesTops Mario is material that CANNOT be adapted, as Jeremy points out in the video.
I feel that if Bob Hoskins turned down the film offer (by the way he said doing the film was his biggest regret, and if he were to edit his past he would not do this movie) if he did turn down the offer who would take the role for Mario, and I personally think Jason Alexander would be just as good of a Mario as Bob Hoskins did. There should be a deep fake where Jason Alexander plays as Mario. Also in one scene when Mario tells Iggy and Spike to shut up, he sounded like George Constanza saying that. And in another scene when he says that the pipes must have been out of service for years, he sounded like Curly Howard from the three stooges. Could it be that Bob Hoskins, Jason Alexander, and Curly Howard are the same person but have different personalities? 🤔
It feels like Luigi was more of a main character in this than Mario. Just name it Super Luigi lol.
They're both in it and their last name is Mario so the name of the movie is fine.
They almost made Luigi's Mansion the movie before Luigi's Mansion the game.
But the last name is Mario
"HEY, MARIO!" GOD. DAMNIT."
My favorite sin of all time
So wait... this film is about dinosaurs evolving into humanoids, and trying to take over the world?
Is this how the lizard people conspiracy got started?
LEAFY CONFIRMED
No that one actually started because some idiot thought to himself: "Hey, maybe the moon is actually a giant egg".
Probably.
Horrorkid 908 not likely
Horrorkid 908 Heh heh yeah. Still don't know why this movie is so stupid, thay messed it up so badly.
What, no sin for the fact that Mario looks 20 years older than Luigi?
Edit: thanks for the likes
Mario *IS* older than Luigi, but not that older, Mario would be in kindergarten by the time Luigi was born.
@@Axos_Abode , oh I thought that they were twins.
@@33pandagamer glad I tought you something!
What, no sin that this movie exists?
Father son movie plot that's why
This may seem especially nitpicky, but I see a couple of aesthetic problems with this movie.
1. In the games, Mario is only minutes older than Luigi. They're twins.
2. Luigi has no moustache in this movie.
3. Koopa looks like a politician. Hell, he acts like one to.
Koopa looks like one particular politician. I'll leave the guessing up to you.
trump
Trump confirmed reptilian, Wake up America
How about how at the beginning (when they're driving the truck and then met Daisy) Mario is wearing a green jumpsuit and Luigi is wearing a red hoodie.
Also, Daisy is blonde in this despite being a brunette in the game this movie is supposedly based off of?
And King Koopa evolved from a T Rex (Cuz that's how evolution works, apparently) instead of a turtle.
Not to mention that the games Daisy appeared in didn't feature Luigi; The Princess had changed to Toadstool/Peach by the time Luigi was included.
17:07 i forgot they had their last names mario
So Mario's full name is Mario Mario?
@@amethishi yes they actually cover that in the scene where the mario bros get arrested. his name is mario mario
That’s just plain weird. Then again, this entire movie is weird. And stupid.
Luigi: Hey Mario, do you remember that movie we made a few years ago?
Mario: wE don'T tAlK aBouT thAt aNYmoRe!
*DING*
WE DONTA TALK ABOUTA DAT LUIGI,
Sonic: Hahahahaha!
Today a good day we are celebrating 35th anniversary of SUPER MARIO BROS!!!!!!!!!!
now u get punished Luigi
Wait, there is a live action movie for super mario?
Its old.
Surprisingly yes
"Trash" isn't even a bad enough word to describe it. =_=
Mgnony yep
Yeah, but the story is straight made up, like it doesn't fit in any way you put it in the game
I know there were A LOT of sins in this movie, so it's understandable that you missed a rather big one:
During the car chase, literally 7 seconds after Mario slams on the brakes to make the two goons shoot each other, they approach a cliff and Luigi screams, Hit the breaks!"
To which Mario replies, "These things don't have any brakes." (Which, I believe, was a fact established earlier in the film.)
My question is, "Then what pedal did he slam on to decrease in speed to throw off the goons moments ago? Because those seem an awful lot like brakes to me.
Also.. where is Luigi's mustache?????? That to me was most upsetting.
And bubbles can't melt steel beams.
Tara-Mae Wrona Both solid points.
Tara-Mae Wrona Neither can jet fuel.
Paola Donoso h
Paola Donoso ikr;)
Over 200 actual points of contention with this movie.
That might be a CinemaSins record.
Check out Home Alone 2. It has more. *Way More*
Missy Juma some might say a million more.
This has GOT to be the most sinful movie ever, right? There's just no way.
@@9to5Drone Food Fight
Na i think the fast series was worse. especially 8 had almost broken the sin counter multiple times.
God damn, she's been petting this thing forever.
To be fair, if I met a raptor that was friendly like a dog, I would too.
Count me in, too.
@average joe We need to find Yoshi a Yoshi Cookie.
definitely. I'd be giving belly ribs and all for hours 😅
I'm down for some Yoshi belly rubs too 😁! Yoshi is 🐶+🦖 which to me = ❤
It would be kinda cool to take care if a Raptor, but then again, it's dangerous too
They hired real strippers for the dance club thing lol
You learn something new every day. It doesn't matter how useful it is. You just learn it.
Aaand they were probably the most convincing actors in the movie.
Evan McGough wasn’t acting
Even if they weren't before they would be now.
Also more sexual scenes had to be cut but they left the bar scene and koopa seducing daisy in? 😭😭 makes me wonder what the other scenes were
Yoshi is a freaking raptor bro haha.
Yeah idk why he had to be an ass about yoshi’s looks, it seemed relatively accurate especially with the dinosaur theme of the movie, so he’s more Dino than fat bottom lizard, he still looks pretty Yoshi like to me...
Daniel Beadling he can also turn into a dragon in the games.
Yoshi ISN'T supposed to be a raptor though, that's like saying Dino was a raptor!!!! He would have eaten the flintstones!!!!!
i noticed that too i saw this as kid and wasn't bad movie but i was a kid which are pretty easy to please
>_>
Holy shit!!! I NEVER knew that ending credit scene existed!!!
For every action, there is a social media overreaction.
Touching Things true
***** Its a parody quote of one of the laws of motion.
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
-Issac Newton; 1686
I thought everyone mutually agreed to not talk about this movie
Nope.
No wonder I haven't heard anything about it after I saw it
It's somehow remembered by all and mostly not something people talk about.
Movie? What movie?
I did to
This movie is the reason Nintendo will not give the green light for a Zelda movie.
This is why we can't have nice things. -_-
But the Pokemon Detective Pikachu movie will be the best Nintendo movie ever because the characters looks like as they did in anime and games.
Alexandra Beach Legend with Tom Cruise
There’s a Mario movie announced for 2019, and at least it appears faithful to the games. Sadly, it’s being made by Illumination. Yes, Nintendo, so obsessed with quality, let a studio legendary for cheap, marketable meh like Sing and Secret Life of Pets license their flagship mascot; don’t ask why.
@@KnakuanaRka Pokemon Detective Pikachu was almost with Illumination. Hopefully Detective Pikachu will be the best nintendo movie since the pokemon look,sound,and act as they do in video games and anime.
The main reason there hasn't been a Legend of Zelda movie was because of the Zelda cartoon and the fucking hellspawn that is the CD-i Zelda games.
At least some people unironically liked the Zelda cartoon. Same cannot be said for those CD-i games.
LOL'd at the "Seriously, did I miss the take shrooms now instructions earlier in this film?"
Ladies and Gentlemen - this crap right here is why Nintendo became so anal about copyright. Look what happened when they trusted someone with their property last time!
Zeb Cheek anal?
very mad guy sorry if that was lost in translation - tight assed about their copyrights.
Better?
Zeb Cheek out of all the slangs i read... i never saw that before
very mad guy no problem Glad I could educate you. LOL
Zeb Cheek inb4 more confusing internet slang
Bob Hoskins didn't live through hell during the making of this movie. He was higher than Mario's jump the whole time. Hell, even higher than Luigi's.
PK Mongoose Actually, he has spoke out many times that is his worst movie, and claims that it was "Living Hell" during production, as he broke a finger, nearly drowned, and a lot more injuries. In fact the only reason he did the movie was for his kids, if I remember correctly.
PK Mongoose Actually, he has spoke out many times that is his worst movie, and claims that it was "Living Hell" during production, as he broke a finger, nearly drowned, and a lot more injuries. In fact the only reason he did the movie was for his kids, if I remember correctly.
Zachtastic 117 so, even though the universe tried so hard to stop this movie from being made. It happened.
Angel YOdaddy Yeah. Saddest part is that this movie had a budget of over $100 Million USD, and there were 3 scripts made before this one, one of which actually sounded somewhat like the original game. Also, just noticed I commented twice for some reason on my previous comment.
PK Mongoose I think the joke is that Hoskins almost died while filming this he was stabbed, and electrocuted.
What is mario's first name in this movie? Luigi introduces himself as Luigi Mario. So is Mario's name Mario Mario?
Yes.
This guy must've had some cruel or uninspired parents to come up with this name. Seriously, who would give their son the exact same first name than their last name?
phoenixV3D
Lot of muslins actually xD
EVEN HAVING BOTH THE SAME FROM HIS FATHER's AND MOTHER's!!!
I have met "Mohamed Mohamed Mohamed"
It's flip-flopped over the years as to whether or not that their names really are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. I've always figured it was an accident that they didn't realize that by calling them the "Mario Bros." they were establishing their last names as Mario. An OLD interview in Gamepro confirmed this, but a later interview in Game Informer has denied it. So it's really up in the air. I prefer considering them Mario Mario and Luigi Mario as the universe is silly enough to allow for it.
Nick R His full name is Mario Jumpman Mario. Seriously!
17:11 Jeremy's reaction is my reaction to every Fast and Furious film ever.
Why did Luigi have no moustache?
Was about to ask the same question. o_O
*ding*
Why arnt they wherei.g their normal outfits
Redfather They do later
This is the biggest sin in the entire movie
First, Luigi doesn't have a mastache. For a large portion of the movie, Mario and Luigi trade color schemes, Mario wearing green and Luigi wearing red. Luigi looks like a discount Anthony Padilla. Daisy isn't a brunette here, and is a dinosaur? Mario and Luigi are living in the normal world, and have no connection to the Mushroom Kingdom. The alternate world is completely new, (Not saying it's too bad of a thing.) and doesn't resemble a single location from the original games.
My last sin for the film, is the possible involvement of drugs during the production of the film.
Darkest Night The only connection is that one of the TV Shows took place in Brooklyn.
The television show that *tried* to make "Do The Mario!" popular? And cut between live action and cartoon?
That show was the shit.
Darkest Night -the-
Darticus the Great Hey, it was awesome back in the 90's. Yeah, it technically made "RUclips Poop" along with the Philips CDI, but it was still a cool show as a kid. Besides the music...
Darkest Night If people here are going to keep claiming "The books don't matter", then simply put, the games don't matter.
11:21 This movie can't even get math right. Did no one on the set have a calculator?
In all fairness, THAT fuckup was probably just a typo. The square root of 26,481 isn't 191, but the square root of 36,481 is.
191^2 is actually 36481, making me think that they did work it out, it was just a typo. Still a sin tho, as far as I'm concerned.
"Daisy doesn't understand that 'please step into the van' are usually the last words you hear before stepping into the van."
😂😂😂
WHY DOES THIS MOVIE EXIST!!!
Three words, Hollywood freaking greed.
Your right, it shouldn't
Assholes had a dick face idea
I know why... Unfortunately, I heard that this movie was made because it was covering up some sex tape by the person who acted as mario in this movie... It was in a review on RUclips. That's how I know.
That or Hollywood is drunk again... As always. Nah actually both reasons are possible. Seriously look the Mario bros sex tape thing up!
Because the money pile is almost gone so they needed more money
The sin tally should have been infinite.
You really think that few amount of sins justifies this movie?
Triton 64
Would filling twenty three terabytes worth of storage with the infinity symbol work?
@@obliviouspotato8545 bruh in what universe is 23 terabytes worth of infinity symboled enough to even scratch the surface of how many sins this movie has?
@Triton 64
My bad there are no comprehensible values that can take a single atom of this horrendous movie
@@obliviouspotato8545 now you are thinking along the right track
there’s no sin the luigi wears red the whole movie ?
He does not have a moustache either
Is, “the Luigi,” like, “the riddick?”
Its teen red Luigi
It was probably because fire Mario and fire Luigi had the same color I guess
bruh
This video made me want to go back and re-watch the movie I haven't seen in probably 25 years. I got chills and everything!
11:16 he meant to say 36,481, because the square root of that number *is* 191.
He said 26,481 for some reason.
So........he's still wrong
Bowser did 9/11.
Edit: 911 LIKES, YOOO!!
Does Bowser's fire breath melt steel beams?
Vama Vindicate It actually does.
MCGustavo DAMMIT! You beat me to it!
MCGustavo Bowser's a Muslim?
It's all so clear now
Was mario in green in this? And luigi red? if do *DING*
guy1479 and then they swapped?
***** at the beginning tho, the young one was in red, but then turned to green?
guy1479 Mario mostly wore yellow, and Luigi mostly wore green. That is, up until they get their suits.
Yes, they were that stupid.
guy1479 Plus, Mario looks as if he's 20-25 years older than Luigi, maybe old enough to be a father figure to Luigi... O_O *DING*
+guy1479 When? could u gimme minute'n second
11:20 it's actually 36481 to have a square root of 191 so they probably just switched the 3 with a 2
I don't care how bad it is, I've always loved this movie. Mostly just because they took Super Mario Bros. and managed to turn it in to THIS.
it's crazy all the losers in these comments talkin bout it then drop a "I don't play video games" dumbasses
I watched that movie when i was like ten years old, and i was kinda terrified. But my dad just thought: super mario, isnt that the game my son plays?
How name brand regconition in marketing works -.-
I was DEVASTATED when they devolved Toad.
I just now realized that the man who was turned into an ape at the end of the movie was Donkey Kong.
Edit: Stop liking and replying to this comment, it's a year old and nobody should care anymore.
Edit 2: I know that my previous edit makes literally no sense. It was kinda stupid. Y'all have made some very valid points. This is actually my most liked comment! But seriously, stop liking and replying, I didn't even think that it was that good of a comment when I made it a year ago! I knew it was controversial, but I didn't think it was going to get this much good feedback! Thanks, I guess?
Edit 3: The first time I actually watched this movie was at my mom's step sister's house. I was confused about it, and didn't know what it was until years later. I'd say I somewhat enjoyed it, it was fine. I haven't watched it in years, and I don't know if I ever will again. Oh, and that behemoth human Bowser turns into at the end of the movie, yeah, that's dinosaur dragon hybrid Bowser. You're welcome.
James D think about it though. Scapelli was who got turned into a monkey. Get it? Donkey Kong. He hates Mario. Makes as much sense as this movie
James D indeed I will!! 😘
@ such a little angry guy aren't ya?
Bristol Lively maybe Diddy Kong?
@ Chimpanzees are apes, gorillas are apes, Donkey Kong is a gorilla, the OP only said 'the man turned into an ape', therefore technically the OP isn't wrong nor an idiot. You however with your bad attitude aren't looking to far away from one smh.
*“Hoskins and Hopper must’ve needed to pay for a summer home or something”*
Nah Dennis just needed to do this movie so his son Henry can have shoes 🤣
Also funny enough it was his first villain role and for a crappy movie where he played a villain that was a germaphobe and had a pizza gag he did such a good job that he got more villain roles
I thought Daisy was brunette and Peach was the blonde 😂
I was confused as to why they changed it in this movie lol
*ding*
I think back then they hadn't given Peach her name yet. She was just referred to as "Princess" or "Princess Toadstool". Daisy was the only one with a name, from the Gameboy games, so I think they just used that because it was the only "realistic" name to give her. I mean, as unrealistic as the movie is, it would have somehow been even worse if they tried to claim her name was actually "Toadstool" for a character that was supposedly raised in New York City lol.
I always thought Daisy was a ginger >.>
where even is peach?
18:07 this scene didn't age well
still equally funny though
Mario did 9/11
Super Mario Bros. DELUXE: Geneva Convention Violation Edition
Just without the plane
None of the movie did
"Everything Wrong With Super Mario Bros...."
They made it to begin with. Nuff said.
Agree
*enough
Just add an "is between everything and wrong and you pretty much have the entire video right there.
Had to come back to this in light of the recent cast announcements for the new Mario movie coming out in 2022.
the biggest sin is that a studio was hired to scan the film to 4k.
There's a market for a 4K scan of this movie? Do rendition rooms need new material?
If they make another Mario movie, it should be:
-Made by Nintendo.
-Animated.
-Respectful of the source material.
-Actual humor.
-Actual action scenes.
-Similar designs to games.
Yeah, those are definitely requirements for a Mario movie that makes some actual sense!
This is Mario game what did you expect Arnold Schwarzannegger shooting people grenades 10 feet away from him and surviving
And thankfully, it has been leaked that Nintendo and Sony are making an animated Mario movie, but it has yet to be confirmed.
Yes i agree live action doesn't make the cut
And get inspiration from super mario galaxy
Yep. Mario Bros. predicted 9/11.
I think I'm done now.
+SebastianTheGreat Not predicted, telling us it was going to happen. The crazies like to warn us before they do massive damage... for some reason.... #VillainsHaveBigEgos
Also the humanoid t-Rex people = the reptillians
+SebastianTheGreat so did the simpsons.
When I saw this I was like “Can't wait for CinemaSins to make a video about the Illumination Mario movie” and I’m glad it finally happened
Henchmen:Are you daisy?
Fire hydrent:.....
Henchmen:Thats ok take your time
dont do drugs kids XD
Are you Daisy now?
😂
Ah yes mario brothers;
Luigi mario and
Mario mario
perfect sense
6:49 *_Mr. stark I don’t feel so good_*
@@nintendorules2061 triggered spider man is bad
"How did anyone think this was the way to do a Mario movie? Yeah, you can't have a guy running on platforms and hopping on mushrooms and call it a movie..."
Well, it worked in 2023....just saying....
I'll never see the same way I see Mario games I mean
Luigi doesn't have a moustache
“The worst thing I ever did? Super Mario Brothers. It was a fuckin' nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! Fuckin' nightmare. Fuckin' idiots.”-Bob Hoskins, "The Guardian" interview
Shouldn't Daisy be in an orange dress and not pink cuz that is Peach's color or is it Princess Toadstool I don't know the name it keeps changing
Alma henry just like how Mario's no longer a plumber (probably cause this movie)
Actually, the only reason Mario was a plumber was because, and I quote from Wikipedia, "By Miyamoto's own account, Mario's profession was chosen to fit with the game design. Since Donkey Kong was set on a construction site, Mario was made into a carpenter. When he appeared again in Mario Bros., it was decided he should be a plumber, since a lot of the game is played in underground settings." However, since Mario is much, much more diverse than just cleaning pipes, they actually did away with his plumber visage recently, on September 5th, 2017.
he works in anything now lmao
Full name and title = Princess Peach Toadstool, and she wears the pink
Judging by Yoshi being in this film, atleast Super Mario World had been released, but that also opens up the question as to why the movie refers to Bowser as Koopa, since SMW had Bowser's name on his castle at the end of the game.
Who woulda guessed that for a video game movie to be successful, you should make about the actual video game?
Seriously, how did it take THIRTY YEARS after this for them to figure that out?
Okay, does NOBODY else have a problem with the fact that LUIGI DOESN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE IN THIS MOVIE?!? I mean, they both had a mustache in the video games and in the cartoon, and everything else they were in, except for this movie. What makes this even more painful is that you can clearly tell that John Leguizamo is fully capable of growing a mustache. So, why was it not made a necessity for both Mario and Luigi to have a mustache in the movie? I can't be the only one who has a problem with this?
I agree. It's one of his defining features. This movie was just terrible
I agree. It's one of his defining features. This movie was just terrible
I agree. It's one of his defining features. This movie was just terrible
I like how you completely glossed over the fact that Luigi looks like he's in his early twenties and that the Mario guy is like, say, forty. WTF??
Yeah man. And also why is Luigi wearing RED and Mario GREEN! THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!
I'm surprised you didn't sin that scene in the police station where they were giving their names. Liuigi Mario & Mario Mario
But that is his name in the games also...
Kalam1ty Plays How twee
Kalam1ty Plays I thought Mario's last name was Jumpman or something.
Majin13David I'm equally surprised he didn't sin the stupid "running gag" of Koopa trying to order a pizza.
its been awhile since i seen it. i been meaning to watch it again
This is essentially the Sonic 06 of Nintendo.
Nintendo didn't make this garbage
TheHappy_P0tat0 lmaooooo
The Zelda CDi games claim that title for me.
TheHappy_P0tat0 You ever heard about Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric?
SolarstrikeVG That's bad but sonic 06 is still worse
There is absolutely NO chance in hell that the animated Illumination Super Mario will be anywhere close as bad. This is the worst movie ever made.
This movie had potential.
But they screwed it up.
They screwed it up to the point where it was so screwed up that nobody has ever thought to make another attempt at making this movie out of fear of screwing the movie up as badly as they screwed this movie up.
And that's just screwed up.
that is a lot of screws
+Andre Töws and knuts. Pun intended.
the better rating is in the other castle and it goes on and on...
This movie never really had potential. A 2D platformer won't do shit IMO lol
Oh hell yes
Oh no, the same guy who played Mario was Eddie valiant from who framed roger rabbit...
He was also the ultimate evil gangster in Unleashed. His performance was almost good enough to forget his presence in Mario Bros. Almost.
Wait holy shit you're right. I never realized that.
Also, where the hell are Peach, Donkey Kong, Lakitu, and every other enemy in the game besides Goombas and Koopas.
Otacon The Mario vs Donkey Kong series would like to have a word with you
What about Wario. he's thicc
The Donkey Kong in the original Donkey Kong is actually Cranky Kong not Donkey Kong.
the two gimps at the dump site are supposed to be shy guys
Those aren't even really Goombas, they just have brains that resemble mushrooms. Actually, mushrooms are smarter.
This movie unlocks such a deep memory of my childhood omg
Next up: Everything Wrong With Street Fighter
Ardimo Harsa "quick, change the channel!"
Of course.
Yes.
Sin all the video game movies.
Except the ones post 2000, you shouldn't have to go through those
K Damon Calling it right now, that line will take at least 1 sin off the total count.
ubergo Also , scene with Bison and the Chunster does not contain a lapdance.
>be me
>be watching CinemaSins
>Someone Opens the door
>every got on the floor
>mfw no one walked The Dinosaur.
>Be sperglord
>Be greentexting
>Not on 4chan
>Top fucking kek
ladenswallow09 you're citing 4chan and calling *me* a sperglord? Cute. Whats it like riding on the shortbus as an adult?
Goo goo gaga where is my dummy
both of you are cringy as fuck
ThisName DoesntMatter >mfw I'm not in Japan
One word: Spaceballs
One word: Your favorite movie
zrksyd One word: Maybe
One word: Penis
zrksyd thats 3 words
Boba Fett
I realize
I’m very curious as to what went through the writers and producer’s minds when making this movie. Not even joking. I legit wonder how they thought that making a movie about a video game but also making it completely different from said video game would ever work.
Free mason
Free mason
The square root of 26,481 is 162.73. 191 squared is 36,481. He accidentally changed the 3 to a 2.
That twin tower bit though...
Don't you love how this movie predicted 9/11?
Phantom Thompson yat
Phantom Thompson NO NO NO, no naaa mate... This WAS the 9/11
Phantom Thomson thanks to being a terrorist to this movie it seems bad.
The boom thing
Mike io lets add one sin.
"Nuns don't immediately renounce their religion when they see a human baby hatch from an egg" Fell off my chair..... Yeah I just saw this one. It was in my feed.
2:02, surprisingly a lot. Depending on traffic it is actually faster to take 3 right turns rather than one left, in fact a lot of delivery companies will actually set their routes around this. Obviously it doesn't matter in small backwash towns, but in busy cities it actually works, and seeing as this is the east coast and not say South Park it does make sense for the location.
Calling this a Mario movie is like calling Tokyo Mirage Sessions a Fire Emblem game.
As someone who has played neither games, I still get the refrence.
The Loneliest Rocket
>Never played a Mario game. You must of had a good childhood
F Amore yeah this movie is an insult to the human race
F Amore except that Tokyo Mirage Sessions is actually good
The dinosaurs are Goombas? Since when? Those should be the Koopas. And Toad is a "Goomba?" What?
Well, in lore both goomba and toad are essentially sentient mushrooms
Also makes sense for daisys father to be a dinosaur even when he devolved into fungus koopas death was that he devolved so much he turned into slime so the same thing probably happened to daisys father plus he was the first person Koopa tested devolution on
"Why even bother with the CGI when it's going to look like this?"
Yo man these people got to learn somehow lol. Every craft goes through an ugly phase before it is perfected.
Jena Cide nah, probably more of a financial issue.
i saw this just as he said this
This movie came out a month or so before Jurassic Park, which blended CG with practical effects.
four13dream budgets though