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  • Опубликовано: 18 авг 2020
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Комментарии • 247

  • @dinpuiapuia2285
    @dinpuiapuia2285 3 года назад +171

    "I didn't do it, I have nothing to do with this shit"🤣🤣🤣I laugh so hard

    • @thekingsilverado8419
      @thekingsilverado8419 2 года назад +3

      Anyone that has ever held a job in their life has used that line half a dozen times a week.

    • @mishy78
      @mishy78 2 года назад +1

      Me too!!!!!!!!!

  • @great-grandmakirk8828
    @great-grandmakirk8828 3 года назад +66

    Achmed is my favorite character, thanks Jeff ❤️

  • @alfa409
    @alfa409 4 года назад +77

    Brilliant ! Just gotta love Achmed !! What a combination, such a skilled ventriloquist and genuinely funny too.

  • @cherylmantle2838
    @cherylmantle2838 4 года назад +145

    Haha. Loved the ending...That is something I can work on Lad!! 😂😂😂

    • @AnonymousEnigma19
      @AnonymousEnigma19 2 года назад +5

      That is something they should have done in Malaysia

  • @robertparker6280
    @robertparker6280 3 года назад +172

    Man the way Jeff thinks on fly, that's not easy. That's what a comedian does. This shows Jeff is fucking good at being a comedian.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 3 года назад +7

      Jeff is one of my favorite comedians.

    • @thekingsilverado8419
      @thekingsilverado8419 2 года назад +3

      How do ya know it's jeff and not achmed doin all the thinking

    • @kathleenwest2838
      @kathleenwest2838 Год назад

      He is quite a sharp man, gets out of his mess quickly & through his buddies laughs @ himself.
      Must see him, sadly not coming to Reno, I can enjoy his act live from Podunk - @ this point. He The Fillmore in icky SF.Never know
      Kati.
      A stalwart fan. 3:15

  • @jamesmusisca7547
    @jamesmusisca7547 4 года назад +149

    the man is out of control and so damn funny

  • @spockslot
    @spockslot 3 года назад +26

    Achmed: "Don't piss me off or ill kell you with my shelleigh!!"..lol 😆 🤣 😂

  • @jenniferlynncalogero2100
    @jenniferlynncalogero2100 Год назад +7

    Achemed, you'll always be my Bue. Unless, Achmedina keels me first!🤣😂

  • @gamelegend7765
    @gamelegend7765 3 года назад +116

    0:35 If you look at the people at the top, the one on the far left, clapping, IS ME!! I was at that show and that's honestly me!!!!

    • @bigdaddydiesel5520
      @bigdaddydiesel5520 3 года назад +4

      The girl who sounded like a man?

    • @gamelegend7765
      @gamelegend7765 3 года назад +2

      Angus McFife no

    • @sherriethames6503
      @sherriethames6503 3 года назад +3

      @@gamelegend7765 FUN!!! I hope that wasn't your only 15 seconds of fame. And, more fame to you.

    • @florencebishop8763
      @florencebishop8763 2 года назад

      You must that game legend that competes with jeff dunham,huh?

    • @florencebishop8763
      @florencebishop8763 2 года назад

      @@gamelegend7765 you must also be a competetor with or against Jeffxx dunham

  • @michaelt825
    @michaelt825 3 года назад +129

    Vote Achmed for world peace. 😂

    • @kimvibk9242
      @kimvibk9242 3 года назад +12

      ...or he will KEEEEL you!

  • @jeneb52
    @jeneb52 4 года назад +24

    Love Achmad, and this bit was hilarious!

  • @maryannkelley7039
    @maryannkelley7039 4 года назад +67

    Always cheers me up to watch you.
    👍😀🇺🇸

  • @georgej1019
    @georgej1019 4 года назад +127

    Lol, "where's Jackie Dawson?" Deep male voice replies," here!" Funny as f*CK

  • @John_Conner222
    @John_Conner222 3 года назад +284

    wow that is impressive. Rolling your Rs as a ventriloquist. bravo Jeff.

    • @DragonLandlord
      @DragonLandlord 3 года назад +13

      There's a vid that has Achmed popping his p's too.

    • @chrisoconnor8392
      @chrisoconnor8392 3 года назад +6

      What? It's piss easy. Don't need to move ya lips to roll R's. It's 👅not lips.

    • @flintytheraccbold
      @flintytheraccbold 3 года назад +1

      I can't even roll r's

    • @preacherno
      @preacherno 3 года назад +4

      I am a Norrwegian from the east countrry and do rroll my rr’s. (Not my arrse…) Howeverr, I moved to Bogotá, Colombia some twenty yearrs ago and was immediately told that I should starrt rrolling my rr’s. That parrt was colonised frrom Spain beforre the Spanish installed a King with a speech impediment. Entile coult followed suit - didn’t dale oppose, I guess - and soon coults and countlies all ovel Eulope did the same.

    • @phcusnret
      @phcusnret 2 года назад +3

      Ahmed did get too, rolling 'r's with no tongue

  • @DarthSherm94
    @DarthSherm94 4 года назад +27

    Yes! Been waiting for a Scotland vid from you guys! 😁

  • @oliviarinaldi5963
    @oliviarinaldi5963 3 года назад +13

    I love Achmed over all the rest! But I love all the rest too!

  • @Justthatguy1998
    @Justthatguy1998 3 года назад +14

    Back when comedy was allowed to exist

  • @waynemgtregear7228
    @waynemgtregear7228 3 года назад +72

    Jeff needs a small microphone in front of his dolls that would in prove the effect that the dolls are,really ready talking.

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 2 года назад +3

      Shades of Nina Conti and Monk?
      Where's my microphone?
      You don't get one.
      Well that ruins the illusion doesn't it?!??!

    • @des22431
      @des22431 Год назад

      Yea

    • @piretkivi3218
      @piretkivi3218 Год назад +2

      Achmed is not a doll. He will kilt you for calling him a doll.

    • @scotthamp384
      @scotthamp384 7 месяцев назад

      I thought the same thing

  • @thillak87
    @thillak87 3 года назад +12

    This man kills me with akkkkrrrmedd

  • @Bobodeman
    @Bobodeman 3 года назад +24

    Why did Achmed almost sound like shrek when he said 30

  • @charleskuckel3173
    @charleskuckel3173 4 года назад +162

    Achmed: This is why we cover women in my country. SAVAGE.

    • @NatalieCWilliams
      @NatalieCWilliams 3 года назад +4

      Ded!! ☠️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jethromc
      @jethromc 2 года назад +1

      savage, but brilliant...the man is a comedy genius

  • @danielclaw
    @danielclaw 4 года назад +33

    Okay this is funny AF!!!

    • @hereschica
      @hereschica 3 года назад

      Yep! It really is! lol

  • @queenbarbtherockstar6218
    @queenbarbtherockstar6218 2 года назад +2

    i would love to meet jeff dunham and achmed

  • @ballybunion9
    @ballybunion9 3 года назад +8

    1:44: Je-fuh-fuh _can't_ roll his rR's, but Achmed can? 🤔

  • @beckyshock3099
    @beckyshock3099 3 года назад +20

    Achmed FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!! Better than the one we have.

    • @darkiee69
      @darkiee69 3 года назад +2

      He would kill less people too.

    • @chopper680
      @chopper680 3 года назад +1

      Or the bunker buddy but he forgot why

  • @strawberrymoonphased
    @strawberrymoonphased 3 года назад +3

    "that is probably about the time the murder rate went up... Waanghlnghlwanghlnhglnghlnghlll BANG"

  • @user-fy2pd2kd3c
    @user-fy2pd2kd3c 3 года назад +9

    Achmed iS THE BEST

  • @JasonSmith-vj1de
    @JasonSmith-vj1de 2 года назад +3

    That was a funny joke about the bagpipes but personally I like them.

  • @mikeconner3684
    @mikeconner3684 4 года назад +51

    How hard must it he to do two accents at once?

    • @hiteshadhikari
      @hiteshadhikari 3 года назад +7

      See one video he literally did like half dozen at once

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 3 года назад +1

      Mel Blanc

    • @bizzaroblake2519
      @bizzaroblake2519 3 года назад

      depends on practice, skill, and overall patience

  • @jolamarion2741
    @jolamarion2741 3 года назад +5

    Can you make a doll and name it SOROS, jeff? 🤣

  • @Chris_Of_Abyss
    @Chris_Of_Abyss 4 года назад +32

    I'm half Scottish and half German. Who wants to drink and brawl 😂

    • @hollieC23
      @hollieC23 4 года назад +3

      I'm Scottish, and I'm learning to speak german😂

    • @pandoraparadox5941
      @pandoraparadox5941 3 года назад +1

      Is that the german or the scottish in you talking?

    • @Gonzhilaz
      @Gonzhilaz 3 года назад

      Borrowing Gabriel Iglesias words...Bloo..err FANTAA

  • @dustyhedger380
    @dustyhedger380 3 года назад +4

    Officer : Do you know how fast you were going ? Citizen : THERTEEE ! ? ! You damn fool ! Oughta work ?

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 4 года назад +12

    We have a neighbour in my home town in Canada who played bagpipes a lot. Last thing I’d call annoying

    • @hietala2173
      @hietala2173 4 года назад +1

      Jon Davis plays them too... it's awesome.

    • @robert3715
      @robert3715 3 года назад

      Danny Bhoy Scottish comedian " Bagpipes, the missing link between noise and sound "

  • @RoyaleBryYT
    @RoyaleBryYT 2 года назад +5

    As a Scottish person I swear XDDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 Месяц назад

    0:58 saving this one because this was legit funny 😂😂

  • @lindaboylan8800
    @lindaboylan8800 4 года назад +8

    Love them brilliant

  • @cleverfitz779
    @cleverfitz779 Год назад

    Good afternoon everyone

  • @mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113
    @mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113 4 года назад +29

    I'd love to see him pair Achmed with Peanut. Or has he already?

    • @stichhavoc88
      @stichhavoc88 4 года назад +16

      He’s said he can’t do those two together due to how he works peanut and the voices being too far apart from each other

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 4 года назад +4

      stichhavoc88 But if he could do them, it’d be a nice pairing.

    • @bryanjjones4163
      @bryanjjones4163 3 года назад

      @@connorclemmons8698 agree

    • @jonathanmosebach2921
      @jonathanmosebach2921 3 года назад +3

      Or Achmed and Jose! The 2 "ethnic" characters!

  • @user-be7zz4ow8d
    @user-be7zz4ow8d 10 месяцев назад

    Love 💕 watching him

  • @charlescox290
    @charlescox290 3 года назад +1

    I wonder if this is where the idea of baby Shamus came from.

  • @tehanu3
    @tehanu3 3 года назад +7

    Jackie where are you? I’m here.. lolz

  • @evonwilliams7502
    @evonwilliams7502 3 года назад +1

    Achmed is a nut please send more 😘😆😊🤩

  • @mikecross3833
    @mikecross3833 2 года назад +2

    Love it

  • @johndavis2270
    @johndavis2270 2 года назад

    One of the best!!

  • @kmuhammadshah7839
    @kmuhammadshah7839 3 года назад +4

    Achmed I ♥️ you

    • @gafia1123
      @gafia1123 3 года назад

      what do you think Achmed stand for ???

  • @evamanahan2010
    @evamanahan2010 3 года назад

    I love Achmed

  • @tylordid2695
    @tylordid2695 3 года назад +2

    This is years old!!

  • @amyicy9333
    @amyicy9333 3 года назад

    i fooking love jeff the voices ect he dose with out moving his mouth THIS GUY IS NOT HUMAN 🤨

  • @blakewilliamson2566
    @blakewilliamson2566 3 года назад

    So glad it’s not edited.

  • @CeylonDiary
    @CeylonDiary 2 года назад

    Thank you ! Jeff Dunham...

  • @NurHayati-dl3pz
    @NurHayati-dl3pz Год назад

    ACHMEDDD WAOWWW!!!!

  • @hereschica
    @hereschica 3 года назад +5

    I bet it would be weird if Jeff were to become President of America! lol I wonder what
    America would be like if it were to happen?

  • @billmorris2613
    @billmorris2613 3 года назад

    Good morning from SE Louisiana 3 Aug 21.

  • @dikimoerjadi4980
    @dikimoerjadi4980 4 года назад +5

    Please,add the subtitle

  • @2neilas
    @2neilas 3 года назад

    Helium. HELIUM!? 😄😄😄.

  • @actemple3282
    @actemple3282 3 года назад

    Super cool great video ...

  • @stephaniediazcortez6046
    @stephaniediazcortez6046 2 года назад

    No matter where im at

  • @raymaylone8563
    @raymaylone8563 3 года назад +3

    Does anyone see the similarity between Walter and Joe Biden. Brothers. Lol

    • @malahammer
      @malahammer 3 года назад

      And then there's trump and bubba j! The spit of each other with the same IQ. Amazing!

    • @OzarkRose
      @OzarkRose Год назад

      Except Walter is smart.

  • @EFmagician
    @EFmagician 3 года назад +1

    Hehe...NO
    ok, happy freaking birthday yay -.-

  • @lucianoalonso4389
    @lucianoalonso4389 2 года назад

    0:03 to 0:30 was the best part

  • @salvador201020
    @salvador201020 3 года назад +1

    Lol

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 4 года назад +6

    Like #900!
    Hoot man! Kin ye believe it??!!!

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 2 года назад

    LOL

  • @rosering02
    @rosering02 3 года назад

    I'm in the audience!

  • @boomerrob9223
    @boomerrob9223 3 года назад

    I didn't see the whole show. You have to hope he would include reference to the failed "terrorist" attack at Glasgow airport.

  • @adambaum9732
    @adambaum9732 3 года назад +8

    Our Wonderful President Trump and Jeff Dunham are Making America Great Again, AGAIN!

    • @lynpowell8532
      @lynpowell8532 3 года назад +3

      At least Jeff Dunham is.🇺🇸

    • @adambaum9732
      @adambaum9732 3 года назад +4

      @@lynpowell8532 Why would you say such a nasty, NASTY comment. President Trump is the most GREATEST President in all of History, FACT!

  • @cleofaspintolimalima1627
    @cleofaspintolimalima1627 3 года назад +3

    Please subtitles English too,because I am Studying English using subtitles English,of course

    • @ruthfoster6706
      @ruthfoster6706 3 года назад +1

      Very good there are a lot of tv shows with closed captions

  • @markanthonysuelacomedia5315
    @markanthonysuelacomedia5315 3 года назад

    Idol❤️❤️

  • @stephaniediazcortez6046
    @stephaniediazcortez6046 2 года назад

    Thank God he can smell his

  • @timoojakorpi5169
    @timoojakorpi5169 4 года назад

    Nice One 😅😍😂😍😍😍😍

  • @Davepool-hs7vr
    @Davepool-hs7vr 3 года назад

    I kilt you 😂

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 2 года назад

    NO HAGGIS!

  • @2neilas
    @2neilas 3 года назад

    Alright, you need to get out of there, man!!! NOW! The helium will kill you!

  • @jacob61541
    @jacob61541 3 года назад

    Lmao 😂😂😂😂

  • @ronnie2.803
    @ronnie2.803 2 года назад

    Hey Jeff Dunham…there is one skit You have NEVER DONE with Achmed…’’ Achmed gets possessed by….((Take your pick..heheheheheheh)).

  • @DLC88
    @DLC88 3 года назад +1

    Irish car bomb, boom!

  • @nakulsri242
    @nakulsri242 3 года назад +1

    Hi

  • @jeffreyst.george292
    @jeffreyst.george292 3 года назад

    Someone please tell me where is URL ?

  • @2neilas
    @2neilas 3 года назад

    😆😆😆!!!

  • @stephaniediazcortez6046
    @stephaniediazcortez6046 2 года назад

    Thats my husband he feels my presence

  • @charma7183
    @charma7183 3 года назад +1

    Ahmed your cute and cool.

  • @leoblaak854
    @leoblaak854 3 года назад

    Ik zie zijn mond bewegen

  • @user-ti5pi7lp7w
    @user-ti5pi7lp7w 3 года назад +4

    Israel!!! When are you gonna come to Israel???? Please in my life time!!

    • @darkiee69
      @darkiee69 3 года назад +1

      They've been in Jerusalem. Look up "All over the map"

    • @user-ti5pi7lp7w
      @user-ti5pi7lp7w 3 года назад +1

      @@darkiee69
      When was he here?

    • @darkiee69
      @darkiee69 3 года назад +1

      @@user-ti5pi7lp7w 2013 or 2014

    • @darkiee69
      @darkiee69 3 года назад +1

      @@user-ti5pi7lp7w ruclips.net/video/MunApcNUodQ/видео.html

    • @user-ti5pi7lp7w
      @user-ti5pi7lp7w 3 года назад +1

      @@darkiee69
      Thanks.. I have seen that. It's too short..
      And I still want him to come here..

  • @catherinebyrne1796
    @catherinebyrne1796 3 года назад

    💚

  • @mesquitegirl2013
    @mesquitegirl2013 4 года назад +2

    👍

  • @bhamdodger
    @bhamdodger 2 года назад

    Have you ever heard of Jackie Gleason, Jackie Robinson or Jackie Cooper?

  • @biteme19671
    @biteme19671 3 года назад

    👍🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @darena1553
    @darena1553 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nakulsri242
    @nakulsri242 4 года назад +10

    Hi. How is the pandemic going ?

  • @NANCYAMBELLAN
    @NANCYAMBELLAN 10 месяцев назад

    😂😅😅

  • @lucianoalonso4389
    @lucianoalonso4389 3 года назад

    0:27

  • @nathanm8792
    @nathanm8792 2 года назад

    Please for the love of God let him do Scottish accent

  • @johannacarey9642
    @johannacarey9642 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @frankpalacio4403
    @frankpalacio4403 Год назад

    Cartoon next

  • @sandmtnirishred
    @sandmtnirishred 3 года назад +5

    All I could think of was the terrorists at Glasgow Airport that the citizens (John Smitten?) Beat the crap out of years ago-"Don't come to Glasgow; we'll set up right about ya".
    Poor Ahmed.... Making jokes at his own funeral.....

  • @invisible7824
    @invisible7824 3 года назад

    He remains me of rick

  • @gwillis01
    @gwillis01 4 года назад

    hello dude

  • @dervakommtvonhinten517
    @dervakommtvonhinten517 3 года назад

    why was he reading names off of cards?

  • @garybaxter6668
    @garybaxter6668 3 года назад

    That was rude

  • @doreenbowman9093
    @doreenbowman9093 3 года назад

    He's perfect , my Great Grand Father was a Brick Mason from the Kentucky , UNK it says on the Certificate , a Scot , in one place William Wallace is written on other records Its Wallace William Bowman , I just know my Great Grand Mother is Delia Bromo so this is really funny for me !