ASMR- Doing Your Makeup Before You Get Cremated

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 310

  • @noelle4460
    @noelle4460 3 года назад +1876

    "Most people are excited to be burnt to a crisp" 💀 Aren't we all

  • @angelicgacha
    @angelicgacha 3 года назад +880

    Plot twist: Dean's a serial killer who just so happens own a crematorium.

  • @quietviolence7957
    @quietviolence7957 3 года назад +894

    Dean after I get cremated: I've got a jar of a dirt, I've got a jar of a dirt!

    • @amysmyth4223
      @amysmyth4223 3 года назад +6

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @444shleyyy
      @444shleyyy 3 года назад +19

      I read this in Jack’s voice lmfao

    • @neveyya
      @neveyya 3 года назад +7

      never thought you could hear a comment until today

  • @KittyTaylor22
    @KittyTaylor22 3 года назад +394

    omg for halloween you should do a POV: youre a pumpkin and in carving you 🎃

  • @rebeccadavies5205
    @rebeccadavies5205 3 года назад +530

    New drinking game...
    Take a shot every time Dean says 'burnt to a crisp'
    Iconic phrase

  • @liliken_
    @liliken_ 3 года назад +280

    "are you the person that's gonna be cremated? that's so cool"
    I'd like to say otherwise.

  • @kaivaughn-hufstader1856
    @kaivaughn-hufstader1856 3 года назад +244

    dean: this lip scrub is gonna take off all the dead skin
    me, a fully dead person: how much are you taking off??

    • @idk0709
      @idk0709 2 года назад +3

      Ah yes a *fully* dead person
      I'm only half dead :(

    • @oliviateitelbaum4362
      @oliviateitelbaum4362 2 года назад

      @@idk0709 to be fair, “half dead” is a term that people use. So.

  • @tunastudios9234
    @tunastudios9234 3 года назад +209

    Pov: your watching your dead body and a random man starts whispering to it and tapping on stuff

    • @Zee1226_
      @Zee1226_ 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @kalejuice5701
      @kalejuice5701 3 года назад +18

      Worse still:
      POV: you've been declared dead, but you're actually just paralyzed and cognizant while this is happening to you.

  • @isabelles4877
    @isabelles4877 3 года назад +477

    Sooo he’s basically talking to a corpse the entire time

    • @Theblackshiba
      @Theblackshiba 3 года назад +10

      i would think so

    • @asher99_creations
      @asher99_creations 3 года назад +56

      Nope! We're gonna be cremated while alive/j

    • @Theblackshiba
      @Theblackshiba 3 года назад +3

      @@asher99_creations that's not legal

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess 3 года назад +64

      @@Theblackshiba As long as no one hears us scream, there's no problem. No one will know.

    • @Theblackshiba
      @Theblackshiba 3 года назад +7

      @@plumdutchess negative the body has gases what gives the worst smell witch means unless the are at a min 10ft underground doing this with gas masks to keep the toxins out from killing us this won't work... Plus I'll call the cops

  • @Prettyboy-hj8tl
    @Prettyboy-hj8tl 3 года назад +92

    Bro has the best cheek bones anyone can ask for

  • @saha.slayys
    @saha.slayys 3 года назад +72

    Your rings + finger fluttering = perfection 🥳

  • @oliviab992
    @oliviab992 3 года назад +128

    LOVE THE CREATIVITY. p.s just bc he has the palette doesn’t mean he still supports js. He spent money on the palette so why would he let it go to waste?

  • @diogobarbosa1406
    @diogobarbosa1406 3 года назад +120

    "you bought this at hobby lobby?" Sis needs to get her priorities straight 💀

  • @andromedaaquila6620
    @andromedaaquila6620 3 года назад +58

    Dean : Everything is sanitized - Me : Ma'am I'm already DEAD 💀

  • @DISS0CIAR3
    @DISS0CIAR3 3 года назад +33

    nothing says i’m ready for bed like getting dragged once again by Dean 💙 i don’t deserve your sassy and good asmr content 🥺
    also: day 1 of asking Dean to do a “doing your makeup while hiding from michael myers” gotta look snatched as i run for my life 💅🏼

  • @marpro5610
    @marpro5610 3 года назад +9

    Your asmr hits different. You never disappoint. Thank you

  • @asmrelara
    @asmrelara 3 года назад +53

    dean calling an urn a jar took me out 😭😭

    • @greywolf777
      @greywolf777 2 года назад +2

      It was him pronouncing urn as " yearn " instead of " earn" for me ..😆

  • @cristinanavas264
    @cristinanavas264 3 года назад +46

    "I'm just gonna remove all the dead skin from your crusted lips"
    I'm literally dead 🙃

  • @seryna6036
    @seryna6036 3 года назад +15

    I’m high as high rn eating popcorn and this is what I chose to watch 🙏🏼

  • @taniamendoza2471
    @taniamendoza2471 3 года назад +7

    Your rings and the tapping 👌🏻 are perfection!

  • @johnyeet6442
    @johnyeet6442 3 года назад +25

    Yooooo my makeup is on fire, it's lit! Literally on fire.

  • @Samahra01
    @Samahra01 3 года назад +5

    You're one of the most creative ASMR artists I've encountered! Love your content...and your sense of humor really helps me relax, too! Thanks for sharing your creativity! God Bless!!

  • @333Cocotte
    @333Cocotte 3 года назад +10

    I discovered your channel this week and I'm obsessed! You're very relaxing and interesting. Love those funny roleplays the most!

  • @FG10029
    @FG10029 3 года назад +7

    I love him so much , he helps with my insomnia

  • @jenniferhart8028
    @jenniferhart8028 3 года назад +7

    Omg..... this video had everything. Comments. Dean messing up words and looking beautiful..... and of course the tingles. The storyline never gets old.

  • @rebeccadavies5205
    @rebeccadavies5205 3 года назад +28

    Yaaaaasss - return of the iconic phrase 'burnt to a crisp'... bring it on!!! 👍

  • @asmrjinta
    @asmrjinta 3 года назад +5

    His ring and tapping so tingly

  • @zoecheng9273
    @zoecheng9273 3 года назад +36

    Seeing you growing from a boy with less than 3k fans to a professional ASMRtist with 300k fans…well done! Thanks for insisting on this amazing art☺️

  • @tappenthat
    @tappenthat 3 года назад +6

    Your soft spoken voice is amazing. 🖤💜

  • @calliewyatt4336
    @calliewyatt4336 3 года назад +19

    “It’s like that one time I fell asleep in the sun for 20 minutes and got burned” underrated line 😂

  • @gaby4498
    @gaby4498 3 года назад +186

    bye the way I LOVE YOUR CREATIVITY I was about to take a nap too so perfect timingg

  • @mindhunterasmr
    @mindhunterasmr 3 года назад +16

    i love this! and the cremated palette is a personal fav

  • @EllietheEngene
    @EllietheEngene 3 года назад +7

    dean i love youuu 💖 you're one of the asmrtists i know that is so drama-free 😭 i love the tingles and this roleplay is giving me life even though im about to be cremated 😀

  • @monkebunny
    @monkebunny 3 года назад +45

    my dad literally died yesterday, this is so perfect for the occasion!

    • @JJBonnie
      @JJBonnie 3 года назад +13

      I-

    • @lieschenmariechen
      @lieschenmariechen 3 года назад +14

      This is so odd tbh 😅 but I’m sorry for your loss 🖤

    • @kayleelapointe7434
      @kayleelapointe7434 3 года назад

      @@lieschenmariechen huh…

    • @ChaoticOkay
      @ChaoticOkay 3 года назад +14

      Humor is also my favorite coping mechanism
      In all seriousness I can't imagine what that's like. Praying for you ❤

    • @bucculent
      @bucculent 3 года назад +2

      Omg girl are you okay?

  • @delmyasmr3006
    @delmyasmr3006 3 года назад +4

    Love how creative your videos are. So good!!!💕

  • @Lovelydegrees
    @Lovelydegrees Год назад +2

    I died almost immediately after the video started 💀 first few seconds in and you clapping for me getting cremated SENT ME💀💀💀

  • @stevie8292
    @stevie8292 3 года назад +26

    this title has me screaming im CRYING LMAOO

  • @shericaantonio906
    @shericaantonio906 3 года назад +3

    I swear the tingles are real ..... and you are funny as hell. 💖💖💖💖

  • @LaurenAndDavid
    @LaurenAndDavid 3 года назад +4

    as someone that almost died a couple days ago, its so fun to see what could have been

  • @Elizabeth-ph4rw
    @Elizabeth-ph4rw 3 года назад +7

    21:38 “New catchphrase unlocked” 🤣🤣

  • @meh9993
    @meh9993 3 года назад +7

    “ ur ashes wont turn green and stuff like the jewelry u get from shein”
    u didn’t have to call me out like that

  • @KAlkfellor
    @KAlkfellor 3 года назад +20

    POV: a stranger comes into your hospital room right before you die

  • @honeyflake3331
    @honeyflake3331 Год назад +2

    How many times do you wanna say “burnt to a crisp”
    Dean: yes

  • @BriF05
    @BriF05 3 года назад +10

    Amount of times dean said ‘Burnt to a Crisp’
    👇🏼

  • @ana_ra123
    @ana_ra123 3 года назад +2

    the rings 😩😩 so relaxing

  • @krabby3551
    @krabby3551 3 года назад +4

    Not the popcorn tin from Cosco as my ern 💀

  • @inexistent333
    @inexistent333 10 месяцев назад +1

    PLEASE I NEED YOU TO ROLEPLAY one of those sassy 10/11/12 years old Sephora girls. It would be soooo funny

  • @emma.l
    @emma.l 3 года назад +12

    Perfect timing

  • @arlie5825
    @arlie5825 3 года назад +4

    Oh the ring sounds 🥰🥰

  • @asmrelara
    @asmrelara 3 года назад +6

    2:16 leave me and my shien jewelry alone 💀

  • @madischrack
    @madischrack 3 месяца назад +1

    “Your ashes will be moisturized 😁” HELP

  • @Olivjade
    @Olivjade 3 года назад +5

    Now how am I to sleep when I’m laughing the whole time.

  • @mollystroud6783
    @mollystroud6783 3 года назад +1

    this is such a gen z video i love it

  • @pgndg4181
    @pgndg4181 3 года назад +10

    I died when he said: Hi Jeffrey 👋🏻😉 whauahauahaha #pettiness as it should!!!

  • @rosegraham5780
    @rosegraham5780 2 года назад +2

    As a fantic of most things to do with death (and a mortician and stone moser) this is so perfect and tingly ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @ishallremaincalm
    @ishallremaincalm 3 года назад +5

    Honestly, the sound the urn makes is amazing

  • @johnretherford3778
    @johnretherford3778 3 года назад +5

    not the primer giving backwood😭

  • @saracatlett8086
    @saracatlett8086 3 года назад +3

    You're spirit is just standing aside like: ...wft...

  • @zilin3241
    @zilin3241 3 года назад +4

    "Oh my god that's a drugstore product on my friend" EXCUSE ME I AM TRYING TO SLEEP WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME LAUGH DEAN 😭😭😭

  • @annie6756
    @annie6756 2 года назад +1

    Lol I love the random video ideas😂

  • @williamreedz
    @williamreedz 3 года назад +6

    take a shot everytime he says “burnt to a crisp”

  • @dianabyeb
    @dianabyeb 2 года назад +1

    " -"inheritance"... are you getting any? wait, you're dying, no" literally had me dead lmao

  • @esmeraldarivas9825
    @esmeraldarivas9825 3 года назад +3

    I can’t wait for a getting you ready to die at squid game video! Also I’d like to imagine that Dean is a crematorium employee that can hear ghosts.

  • @ssageasmrr
    @ssageasmrr 3 года назад +7

    “like the jewelry you get from shein” 💀 babes no need to call me out 😒

  • @bucktoothedsuccubus3401
    @bucktoothedsuccubus3401 3 года назад +3

    Hell yeah this is why I love you

  • @kimboASMR
    @kimboASMR 3 года назад +3

    where did you get your rings!!?? love the sounds they make 🤗

  • @zoepappas6632
    @zoepappas6632 3 года назад +3

    How to get hammered fast af: Take a shot every time he says crisp.

  • @kermitdefroggy6880
    @kermitdefroggy6880 3 года назад +15

    *Aren’t you Supposed to be Dead if your getting Cremated?* 😳 wait….. DEAN WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS WAIT- WAIT AHH-

  • @badviewer
    @badviewer 3 года назад +2

    “I bought this from Ulta and thought that this would be perfect to use on a corpse”
    I just cant 😭😭

  • @Berryella-x
    @Berryella-x 3 года назад +2

    Cremated < Burnt to a Crisp

  • @vivianclaire8678
    @vivianclaire8678 3 года назад +4

    can't wait to look good while burning in a life size easy bake oven ☺️

  • @hello.its.hailey
    @hello.its.hailey 3 года назад +2

    Not him roasting the dead body- 💀✋

  • @TealASMR
    @TealASMR 3 года назад +6

    I’m dead at the title. 😂

  • @reapsow3003
    @reapsow3003 2 года назад +1

    “You could be reincarnating into an ant”
    Dreams do come true 🥲

  • @dylanmason2156
    @dylanmason2156 3 года назад +7

    My friends and I saw you on omegle a while ago is that going to be a video?

  • @mochakins8424
    @mochakins8424 3 года назад +2

    my mom would’ve loved this before she got cremated 😍😍😍😍

    • @nattyism
      @nattyism 2 года назад

      oh dear im sorry

  • @mell0whung4r98
    @mell0whung4r98 3 года назад +3

    “Oh you found this at hobby lobby”
    Mood 😟✌🏼

  • @MewXo
    @MewXo 3 года назад +5

    My lifeless body just laying here 🧍🏻‍♀️

  • @kbraswell7217
    @kbraswell7217 3 года назад +3

    LMFAO love this 😂😍 perfect timing for my nap too

  • @sunsetcityasmr4850
    @sunsetcityasmr4850 3 года назад +3

    That’s a jar for tea😂😂😂

  • @ASMRSYRUS
    @ASMRSYRUS 3 года назад +2

    Great video hope one day I can be just as good as you trever

  • @Moonndstarsx
    @Moonndstarsx 3 года назад +1

    Dean: are you excited to get creamated
    Me: YES

  • @aliciarae8509
    @aliciarae8509 3 года назад +1

    Creepy but relaxing at the same time

  • @Easton.berlin
    @Easton.berlin 3 года назад

    Wow what a mood

  • @tg_7281
    @tg_7281 3 года назад +8

    Dang my brother went through this 👁👄👁

  • @sethlewis14
    @sethlewis14 3 года назад +2

    omg dean ur literally so funny🤣

  • @eccentricz82
    @eccentricz82 3 года назад +25

    i thought this was a makeup before getting cream pied😞

  • @UyandaH23
    @UyandaH23 3 года назад +1

    The title 😭🤣🤣Okay let's do it ❤️

  • @topqueen1531
    @topqueen1531 3 года назад +1

    When I saw the pic before I clicked the video I was like o damn 😭🤣🤣😂

  • @toastedtoastontoast
    @toastedtoastontoast 3 года назад +4

    ah yes, given to my ancestors as opposed to my descendants, because we love throwing urns into the time vortex so my great great grandparents can scatter my ashes 😂

  • @katebishopswife9454
    @katebishopswife9454 3 года назад +1

    Me watching this after my grandmother passed away yesterday 🧍🏼‍♀️

  • @kellinmoore2146
    @kellinmoore2146 2 года назад

    Im dyeing of a terminal lung disease ...this made me start crying i wont lie ...ive been ok and thought i had came to terms with the fact i have to say goodbye to this earth but after seeing this it hit me hard no one cares about the dead 😭

  • @darren2383
    @darren2383 2 года назад

    Everything in this 🥰. Though I was thinking is he saying "Urine" for "Urn" lol 😂 xx

  • @Addyyyyyyy
    @Addyyyyyyy 3 года назад +2

    bUrNt tO a cRiSp🔥🔥🔥🔥bUrNt tO a cRiSp🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @may5589
    @may5589 3 года назад +1

    “ it kinda looks like a.. a moco “ LMFAO PLS

  • @taniamendoza2471
    @taniamendoza2471 3 года назад +1

    Crisp 🤌🏻

  • @gabbyrose2073
    @gabbyrose2073 3 года назад

    Ur skin is sooo clear, drop the routine

  • @karmas.basement
    @karmas.basement 2 года назад

    "no shitty powder 😳 sorry-" WE'RE DEAD WE CANT HEAR YOU

  • @feta5410
    @feta5410 3 года назад +2

    lmao I love that you used that pallet to do out cremation makeup hahaha

  • @MariaJoseRangelUwU
    @MariaJoseRangelUwU 3 года назад +1

    I like to imagine Dean talking to a corpse laying in a table this whole time.