I started watching this in the middle of the night... *somewhere near the beginning I started feeling like I was being watched or that I was in serious danger...*
theory: this is the fourth video of a series. the first video is the doing you makeup for the area 51 raid. the two of you go to the raid, and get sentenced to jail time. then comes the second video, doing your makeup before you go to prison. then soon after is the third video, doing your makeup in prison. the other prisoners found out you snuck concealer in, got mad at you and beat you to death. your friend was temporarily released to go to your funeral, and that's where this video comes in. in this essay i'll- edit: you were only beaten NEARLY to death. but you were beaten so bad that you needed a head transplant. that’s where that video comes in. due to complications with the transplant, a few days after the surgery you died.
Fun fact: makeup for the deceased is specialty formulated for the dead because makeup for the living reacts differently to your warm live skin than your dead cold skin
*DEAN!! You should totally do a “Doing your makeup for a Jeffree Star/ Shane Dawson meet and great since you have so much of his makeup and stuff!!! U will kill it!*
Next: Doing you're makeup in heaven. After heaven: Doing you're makeup in hell. After hell: Getting released from hell and Dean is doing you're makeup for a welcome home party. After the welcome home party: The inmates from the prison discover that you didn't die, so they sent someone from the outside to assassinate you, Dean knows this but if he told you, he would get assassinated too, so he did a full glam look to make the skeletons quake one last time until the cycle restarts! The cycle restarts..
do a “doing your makeup before u murder your husband” or something like that edit: orrrr since they dead u can do a doing your makeup in hell…or heaven, doesn’t matter
Absolutely does not have the personality of James Charles. What, because he's gay and likes makeup....??? He's so much nicer and overall a better person than James Charles!
Ripvanderwinkle, (if i spelt that right) i feel like he does, just because he’s “nicer” doesn’t mean other people can’t see it. the sass level is the same i can see what the writer was talking about
katie flower Me:“I think it was actually 11 but who’s counting” Also me:”um you are.” Also also me:”NO ONE CARES!” Also also also me:”Why are you they way you are?” 😂😂😂
“does the caskets- do they have wifi? do u know? i’m definitely gonna find out they have wifi or not so i can text you or email you cuz i really wanna find out how it’s gonna be down there”
“All the other skeletons are gonna be QUAKING”
-Dean 2019
Starlet Law IKR :O
I laughed
10:02 ᴸᴹᴬᴼ
Damn. 2019. If only you knew what was to come
Joselyn Camacho oh my god if only
Noone-....
Dean- Opens casket "sorry everyone i need to touch up her lipstick"
😂😂 your comment needs more likes!
I'm dead
this is underrated
It was an open casket funeral doe
This made me snort omg🤣
So POV: he’s just talking to our corpse as our spirit is still there observing this
He’s just crazy as fuck
kitsune 12 this is exactly what I was imagining-
And then my family calls me a satanist for liking metal music
thanks cuz i was confused
Are we sure his name isnt cheryl blossom
*squirts foundation into hand 12 times*
“i only took about three pumps”
.... 3 shots of vodka
@@remiestammitti4110 *pours half bottle- guy falling downstairs drunk*
Remie Stammitti yass
The thought of wasting good makeup makes me feel tense lmao
He put 11 on his hand but you were so close!!!😃
“i heard over at the mortuary they use wet n wild and elf” “they probably use clown makeup there”
LMAOOOOO
rebecca DEADDD
But...I use both those XD
@@pastelpirate9906
Me too 😔 I get all my makeup from the dollar store BC I'm broke lmao
@@Ohlookashoe Saaammme
Kokichi Ouma same😭😫
Dean: “when you go 50 feet down under”
Me: “How far do americans bury people under ground?”
Down to the core of the earth
All the way sis 😂
Bailey Mcnamara 6 feet
6 feet, and the reason for for that is so animals don't find the body n dig it up. Y'all don't wanna get eaten by a animal while dead
To the crust of the earth
It should have ended with someone yelling, “WHO LET THIS BOY IN THIS ROOM,” and him saying, “bye, sis,” and running off camera.
🤣🤣🤣
Ha
Lol
oml yes !
Ugh I love being the prettiest corpse 😭😍😍
This comment took me out lol #corpsed
“I know your face isn’t doing so well right now because you are deceased”
- Dean ASMR
Hahahahaha yesssss
Plot twist: We're actually alive and we're just getting this done for free lol
Lol
Yep
LOL
Or he’s about to murder us
If he'd do this, then I'd die tons of times 🤫😂
"Your corpse is smelling a little... STINKY"-Dean 2019
Kiba Inuzuka uh oh stinky
Rei Kiribami funny poop
Rei Kiribami why did I think of this as soon as he said it- INTERNET IS TAKING OVER 😂
Stanky corpsie stank corpsie stanky corpsie
@@Trixx_Iz you beat me to it
“I’m sorry to say but you ARE deceased”
Oh, really? I didn’t know
Love your profile pic💙
Plague Girl thanks 💙
“ew at the morgue they use wet and wild and elf, oh wait i use elf” LMAO
"guess I can't shade them" LMAOOO
4:30
Lol
when we become a ghost we will be lookin fineeee
i was your 666th like ... your welcome :)
me: *alive*
dean: you are deceased
me: alright guess i’m dead now
Lol
Lol
Basically
I started watching this in the middle of the night... *somewhere near the beginning I started feeling like I was being watched or that I was in serious danger...*
Dead ass lol
Regular people at a funeral: *crying*
Dean at a funeral: okay so let me moisturize your face
Hajime why are you--
Kc Jackson LMFAO
That name and pfp tho
Is that heichou?
Saiki- you watch asmr???
I love this quiet version of James Charles 😍😍😍
honestly 🌄
But prettier
@@evangeline672 isnt he?!
And also isn't..a crappy human.
@@marillmusik sister shade. Love that lol
Omg can you do a “Doing your makeup for heaven/hell”
get this comment to the top
love that
*HELL*
Yes!
Yes!!!
Somebody: *opens the casket to see me one last time*
Me with a full face of makeup: 🔴︶👄︶🔴
LMAOOOO 💀💀💀
👴🏻💅🏻😭💀
✨🔴🕷💋🕷🔴✨💅
“Your corpse will be looking so super snatch!”
-Dean 2019
IM FROM THE FUTURE 🤠
I am from the future
@@NosyFella I am from the future
I am from the future
No i am
when he said stinky all i could think of was
uH oH sTiNkY PoOp aHaHa
Paige Humphrey uh oh, poopy no diaper!!!!
All I thought of was fishy and stanky
Just_ Peachy yesss 😂
Same omg
Paige Humphrey ME TOO!!!!
“You’re gonna be wearing this for the rest of your life”
*hold up*
@Georgie i was like what the hell did he just say😂
I'm gonna get black heads if I don't take this off
second life, karma?😉😉
But u ain’t got no life no more 😂
Georgie for the rest of your dead :3*
Who remembers the comment that told him to do this? 👍😂
GachaLove Amy i do!:) haha
Me
Giving the people what they want!
me
Me😂😂😂
When Dean said “I took three pumps” it reminded me of “2 shots of vodka”...
Best part of a bottle of vodka of that when you finish it you forget the past 24h.😂
PINK HOOD Yuchiru , Botan , Flora
sis I'm pretty sure she's talking about a vine...
*Pours the entire vodka bottle* lol
VODKA DOWN THE HATCH
Brielle and Collin :-: 100%%%
no one:
absolutely no one:
my fossil being found by archaeologists in some centuries:
👁👃🏻-
✨👄✨
nanda benatti luvs got7 lmaooooo
They actually burn your body into ashes .
•Aeropso• IM DEAD-🤣🤣
Paleontologist...Ross Geller huh 😂😂😂😂
@@deliciaedove That's what I was thinking 😂
no one:
cheryl blossom talking to jason’s dead body:
Jesus Christ OMG YES😂😂😂
Omg this it so true😂
Oh i was just waiting for that comment to be made lmao
Well we have to look good when we r going to see u at heaven 😌😂
I love her. 😂
theory: this is the fourth video of a series. the first video is the doing you makeup for the area 51 raid. the two of you go to the raid, and get sentenced to jail time. then comes the second video, doing your makeup before you go to prison. then soon after is the third video, doing your makeup in prison. the other prisoners found out you snuck concealer in, got mad at you and beat you to death. your friend was temporarily released to go to your funeral, and that's where this video comes in. in this essay i'll-
edit: you were only beaten NEARLY to death. but you were beaten so bad that you needed a head transplant. that’s where that video comes in. due to complications with the transplant, a few days after the surgery you died.
No reactions im first then
Omg I chocked on my water
@@sap1818 I spat out my oxygen
Why does it make sense?
WoW never thought that
No one:
Literally no one:
Dean: *talks to and puts makeup on dead corpse*
Everyone else in the church: .......
He the ghost asmrtist talker
blazecat21 firecat, yep!
@@midnightsparrow1071 lol yasss
XD really though this video was confusing
@@crunchycinnamon1827 lol
i thought he was gonna say “drop dead gorgeous”
the most committed mua on youtube always keeps us looking fresh
“And that weird green skin discoloration...”
me- thinks of Beetlejuice
Yep same here
Yeeeeeeesssssss
Jeez now im scared
Dean be like: HI! I’LL BE YOUR GUIDE! I’LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE!
The one dislike is from the mortuary. Periodt.
Little Ez シ And all the workers😂😭😭😂
No it's PERIOT
Midnight Black it’s periodt haha jk
U mean 24?? Periotd
The 24 mortuaries who are jealous of Dean
What a title first I’m going to jail, then prison , a date, and now my funeral?! 😂
army?!
Jojo siwa is 5'9 girl just enjoy the video-
don’t forget the area 51 raid
rebecca ah yes the iconic Area 51 raid
𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐣𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐨 yess
Before :
👀
👃🏻
-
After:
👁 👁
🔴👃🏼🔴
👄
💀💀
Nah more like:
✖️ ✖️
🔴👃🏻🔴
👅
Ded
I laughed when he thanked us while it's our funeral
Dean: Does the casket have wifi?
Also Dean : *I'm gonna see so I can text or email you*
*My dead body* *TRIGGERED*
Lexie :D lol I’m dead 💀
Jomiyah Minerve you really are tho🥴
Cloutortilla how
Lol i just spat out my bleach
Jomiyah Minerve yes yes we are
omg imagine: Devil Does Your Makeup In Hell (ASMR Roleplay)
Ariana’s Pee YES PLS
Ariana’s Pee That username has me dead. 💀
Ariana’s Pee someone already did it :)
Your name tho
YES PLEASE
Fun fact: makeup for the deceased is specialty formulated for the dead because makeup for the living reacts differently to your warm live skin than your dead cold skin
oh- fun
Someone: oh my gosh, my relative just died..
Dean: where they at
Them: what-
Dean: I said
*where they at*
Wheezing
Brain → broke
I read the where you at in such A DEEP VOICE that it hurt
Lol
why your nail is like this
Nobody:
My sister: "lol who would talk to dead people"
Me: *talks to my grandma* "oh"
Loe x mood
That took a dark turn tho Xd
¡!Beez Kai!¡ gaha I didn't expect this to get so many likes like tf looks like more than just miss my grandma lmfao
I'm sorry✌
little doggo Bibi aww ur such a good person for saying sorry even tho I'm making a joke out of it I hope you have an amazing day✌🏻️❤️
Dean:" that blue vein just moved, that's kinda creepy"
Also Dean: *talks to a corpse*
😂
Just, why. Why are people like this.. I don't get the thought process of.. these people..
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Dean: "im also gonna sneak that kkw perfume into your casket just in case you get thirsty or if it gets musty down there"
As soon as I read this Dean said
"I'm going to sneak that kkw perfume into your casket incase you get thirsty or if it incase it get musty in there"
Lmaoo “incase you get *thirsty”*
@@aislingparker2216 ogs know his real name - trevor 😂
i read this exactly as he said it
“THAT BLUE VEIN IT JUST MOVED” KILLED ME SKJDJDJF
Ctfu😂😂😂😂😂
When he said that i was like :,, ew take it off , I ain't gonna deal whith this sh*t after im dead ".
SKSKSKSKSKS AND I OOP SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Gianna Panasuk Are you calling me a vsco girl😩 because I smash my keyboard🗿🗿
@@joejohn524 no I was just kiding
Plot twist: *were actually alive and he’s about to murder us*
Uff X👄X
Loved it
Oof. X👄X
💀👄💀
🔪
👁👄👁
dude said “green discolouration that the.....death has given you.” 💀💀💀
😆
There is 69 likes,I'm not gonna like it just so it can be the same
That's such a goth thing tbh
The one dislike is from James Charles. You sister snatched his career
Oh my gosh i did not think i would actually get likes 😅 Tysm!
And his hair
@@caseya7857 praying he doesnt go blonde too 😂😂
Periodt
PERIODT
71 Jimbo Charlie's now exist, all of whom disliked the video.
Him: doing my makeup and talking to me, yet I’m a corpse
Me: X👄X
XxEchoxX but you gotta keep an eye out for selener X👄👁
@@SC-lr8tv LMAO
@@SC-lr8tv but Carol's tigers...
👁👄👁
Spinella 49 ❌👄👁
Dean: “you’re gonna wear this on your corpse for the rest of you life”
Me: I thought I was already dead😭
“That blue vein? It just moved. That’s kinda creepy”
..... aren’t you talking to my corpse? That’s pretty creepy
🇺🇸
dean: take 11 pumps of foundation
dean again: I jUsT tOoK aBoUt 3 pUmPs😂
meow
@@oat7514 meow meow MEOW!!!
@@puff2975 mraow
make my casket clear , need everyone to see my snatched face
steph lmaoooo
🤣
steph it’s open casket 😪😪
“a little bit stinkyyy”
*UH OHHHH STINKYYYYYY*
Athena Kihi omg I was thinking of that lmfaooo
Athena Kihi
Lmao
Athena Kihi SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I HATE THATTTT
Lmfaoooooo😂👌
MrMason 1230 no
Everyone: “this made me sleep!”
Me: I’m gonna have nightmares of me being dead and my ghost watching Dean talk to my dead corpse
Is that rlly a nightmare tho😂
"oh god oh fuck its happening"
*DEAN!! You should totally do a “Doing your makeup for a Jeffree Star/ Shane Dawson meet and great since you have so much of his makeup and stuff!!! U will kill it!*
Ehh :/
Just_ Peachy ?
@@RachASMR it's just that u don't think it would be a good video personally
Just_ Peachy I think you mean you, not I. And that’s fine boo. Ultimately it’s dean’s channel and decision not yours or mine. 👻
Wait a minute I just saw you on another video of another asmrist-
Dean: is it an open casket?
Corpse:
Dean: okay
I cackled at this
Peeweecat I can relate
Funeral worker 1: Is Dean talking to the corpses again?
Funeral worker 2: Yep.
Me: He’s making them look fabulous.
Yass dont judge him he is making them beautiful
kate the patato periodt sis.
Faaabullloooooouuuusssss darling fabulous
I want Dean to do my make-up when I die
Lmao im a mortician- i totally talk to the loved one. It gets lonley at 4 in the morning.
“I know you’ll wear this foundation for the rest of your life”
Too soon Trev, too soon.
Nevaeh Phillips Lmaooo underrated comment 😂
Aimee appreciate you
-Dean 2019 (Number 3)
No one:
Dean: Do the caskets have wifi?
😂😂😂 My most favorite ASMRtist!💕
Why are you talking to my dead body
Dean:so how was your day???
Me:
Dean:answer me sister
My answer: No sister, I wont.
Dean: But.. you just-
Me: Shush and do my makeup.
Hahahahahaha
@@teasentii Lmaooo
sending this from beyond the grave..... its lit. i am snatched still. all the other skeletons bones are shaking.
the best part of this is that he’s talking to a corpse lol
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Dean: *talking to a dead body*
Lol
I get it soullllll
Next: Doing you're makeup in heaven.
After heaven: Doing you're makeup in hell.
After hell: Getting released from hell and Dean is doing you're makeup for a welcome home party.
After the welcome home party: The inmates from the prison discover that you didn't die, so they sent someone from the outside to assassinate you, Dean knows this but if he told you, he would get assassinated too, so he did a full glam look to make the skeletons quake one last time until the cycle restarts!
The cycle restarts..
Ksjs Jdjdb This, my friend is how I think his videos will go. And I was right for the heaven and hell part so yeah😂
you said hell and dean and i almost thought i was reading a supernatural plot
Femke Rijnvis 😂
Sophie Boswell and then there is the one where he does your makeup in heaven and hell
Nice
“Time to make you snatched so people can can kiss that face in that casket sis”
💀💀💀
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Dean before he starts my makeup: UH-OH STINKY
“Your face is not doing so well because you are deceased.”
Real Maddawgie "sorry to say it but your deceased"
Ouch
relatable 🤷🏻♀️
-Dean 2019 (Number 2)
@@endureher that was a different part of the video hun
Jeffrey Star: QUAKING
james charles: Cancelled
Shane Dawson: Here currently making a "a day in the life of Dean ASMR"
karly martin literally he is young. He didn’t even do anything bad. He just advertised
shane dawson definitely doesn’t know who this kid is
Jeffree *
No sisters are going to be cancelled! 😌✌🏻
@@lucien5319 lol oml
My ghost came to him and said “dude I’m lookin kinda pale. Can y’all snatch mah face??”
No one:
Nothing:
Me: 😶
Dean: *deans floating head in the beginning*
Turn your brightness down it’s funnier !
Blqkmoon your right 🤣
Its is😂
Ha! I just tried it, rlly funny, ty
Dude 😂😂😂😂😂
What I see is flying hands randomly smacking my dead face! Have I been terrible in my life, to deserve this?!
Nobody:
Me realizing he was talking to a corpse: *and I oop*
Oml same more like and i oof
Love your name❤
Dean: *talks to and puts makeup on corpse*
Family: *comes to visit loved one*
Dean: G E T O U T
Did he really just say 50 feet below 💀💀💀
We got jail time for a reason
Shane x Jeffree lover seems excessive. Lmao.
"I just want you to be HD..."
-Dean 2019
Me : "dies"
Me ghost : oh forgot my makeup
Spirit me : Dean can help! :D
That’s not James
@@renp8922 charles
Lmao you just changed it to dean
@@renp8922 lol i forgot know hes name at first
do a “doing your makeup before u murder your husband” or something like that
edit: orrrr since they dead u can do a doing your makeup in hell…or heaven, doesn’t matter
Chasidy Rodriguez he did
Yup he really did...
Valeria Gamez yeah ik that was days ago lol
me talking to my monster high dolls:
dang yall are nice & thx for the likes:3
yEs
PFFT-
Lmao!
I CACKLED AT THIS LAODJKSJCJSJSJFJS
Try it! Mia! i’m honking omg that was me 💀💀💀
He looks like Shawn mendes but has the personality of James Charles
Absolutely does not have the personality of James Charles. What, because he's gay and likes makeup....??? He's so much nicer and overall a better person than James Charles!
Ripvanderwinkle, (if i spelt that right) i feel like he does, just because he’s “nicer” doesn’t mean other people can’t see it. the sass level is the same i can see what the writer was talking about
@@sealsystar Yeah but James is down right fake and nasty, Dean is nothing like that!
ripvanderwinkle You’re right tbh
Truerr
Me: *dies*
Ghost me: "oh shit I forgot my makeup!"
Me: *revives self*
Zombie me: "asmr James Charles help!"
Omg it is the best joke ever 😂😂😂
i JUST got it lol
i CACKLED
Ritz asmr james charles lmfaooooo
I’m calling him that and no can stOp Me
*Dean:* **Squirts foundation 10 times**
*Also Dean:* “I just used 3 pumps!🤠”
Three shots of vodka
Emma W Right
Now let's add three shots of vodka
Dean: I’m gonna sneak that KKW perfume in your casket, just in case you’re thirsty or-
Me: lol wut
Okay you’re hired for when my time come 💆🏽♀️
Other asmrists: mukbang,tapping mouth sounds
Dean: let's do make up on a dead body!!!
It was actually what one people asked him to do in comments in one of his other vids
No one:
Dean: aNd tHats oN pErIodT
Dean: Doing my makeup
Me: *eating a laffy taffy and agreeing with everything he’s saying*
When I comment "I'm DECEASED!" waaaay too many times that it becomes real. 👀👀👀
“like they use elf” also him”OH WAIT THIS IS ELF” i lost it there😂
I love that he’s talking to us even tho we’re dead 😂❤️
I screamed when I got this notif bc I literally commented on the comment asking you to do this omg
Everybody on our Funeral : *crys cutely*
Our corpse in the very good church lights : ShINe GuUuUuUuRl
Dean: “I just took about 3 pumps”
Me: YOU LITERALLY TOOK 10 but okay go off sis I REALLY need it
katie flower
Me:“I think it was actually 11 but who’s counting”
Also me:”um you are.”
Also also me:”NO ONE CARES!”
Also also also me:”Why are you they way you are?”
😂😂😂
@@crow8084 what
Plot twist: he’s dead to but he just looks a lot more flawless compared to us 😂❤️
That explains why he can talk to us🤔
“does the caskets- do they have wifi? do u know? i’m definitely gonna find out they have wifi or not so i can text you or email you cuz i really wanna find out how it’s gonna be down there”
you will forever be one of my absolute favorites
“All the other skeletons are gonna be quAking” dean
Nobody:
Dean: I'm so sorry you died queen but it's time for your makeup game to go hard
*so my date from the last video killed me and my body was found and that’s how I ended up here..*
“Because I just want you looking the best”
Me: aw ok ❤️❤️❤️
“Because you are *deceased* “
Kinda wish he told her that her that her makeup was so good he was deceased. “Girllll your makeup is so good I’m deceased”
There’s something ridiculously calming about his voice 🤯🤯 literally sends me straight to sleep. It’s insane.
THE GOD LISTENED TO ME ! 💙😂
You're unbelievably iconic
Dean: sit back, relax
me: I can’t relax I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perma relax
I SAID RELAX
Alternative title: Cheryl doing Jason's make-up 😂
RIVERDALE?
Abel SL you beat me. Dang it