I Will Fold You Up Like A Deck Chair says Security

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • The security on the gate house was nothing short of a Muppet, like a Mrs piggy Muppet.
    He was all mouth but not a bite in him.
    What a wet wipe he was.
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Комментарии • 94

  • @adi-akuma8751
    @adi-akuma8751 Год назад +34

    It is difficult not to feel sorry for the security staff who do a low wage job and are often forced into a confrontation with several people. When did Auditing descend to this? 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @poordirtfarmerandhissubsne5185
      @poordirtfarmerandhissubsne5185 Год назад +13

      This is probably the same way they'd educate their own children, no real educational debate in any calm way whatsoever, just loud shouting and abuse, no wonder the kids grow up the way they do nowadays 😣

    • @BigGeorgeOG
      @BigGeorgeOG Год назад +12

      Nasty behaviour, no need for it.

  • @TrailsOfInterest
    @TrailsOfInterest Год назад +61

    These are hard working folks..why turn up and give them a hard time..shame on you

    • @chrispack3131
      @chrispack3131 Год назад +3

      Who’s giving who a hard time? The Security Guard didn’t know his job along with threatening behavior, very unprofessional. The woman Security Guard was & was prepared to listen.i think that Security Guard learnt something that day.

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 Год назад +4

      Auditing is Hard Work .. Show some Respect!!

    • @Cm-ot1uw
      @Cm-ot1uw Год назад

      Because he doesn’t know what it’s like to work for a living the tramp

    • @christy140
      @christy140 7 месяцев назад

      Boothliker..🤡😂😂👋

  • @billlittle1067
    @billlittle1067 Год назад +26

    You are law breakers even I saw the sign that says NO UNAUTHORISED ACCESS

  • @middxmale9692
    @middxmale9692 Год назад +17

    Poor bloke in the Kennel, Just doing his Job ... I think Auditors are running out of ideas .. This was just BULLYING ... Please don't let the channel go downhill

    • @danieltaylor5928
      @danieltaylor5928 26 дней назад

      The channel is always down hill and they should find jobs

  • @Deekm69
    @Deekm69 Год назад +44

    I like auditing videos butthis is just bullying guy's.

    • @TrailsOfInterest
      @TrailsOfInterest Год назад +25

      It is..hard working folks having to deal with this..shame on them.

  • @peterbonnar3088
    @peterbonnar3088 Год назад +7

    Marti all ships are rusty even new ones after a couple of months. When the navy paint a ship even with anti rust paint they still get rusty. There in salt water 24 / 7 .😂😂😂

  • @davidardron6676
    @davidardron6676 Год назад +4

    Security 4 🤡 0

  • @garrystedman4093
    @garrystedman4093 Год назад +1

    These boats are going to France. The Uk should all start going the other way. If we all can walk into Docks that easy.

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 9 месяцев назад

    Security that come out with threats and sayings have been watching to many Netflix hard man films and in between popping out for yet another hard man tattoo.

  • @harashigomari1690
    @harashigomari1690 Год назад +2

    The policy applies to you and not members of the public - so profound

  • @Winsomelosesome777
    @Winsomelosesome777 Год назад +5

    Big up Cap Cam 😁

  • @duck72ful
    @duck72ful 3 месяца назад

    That security bloke has been watching too much of Jack Jones's RUclips channels

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Год назад +16

    Haha I love these little group outings. Big respect and love to you and the lads.

  • @ChrisPatrick-q6k
    @ChrisPatrick-q6k Год назад

    He made a mistake, he's actually 55. 42??? Yeah right, and my uncles a toffee apple

  • @rcasper1809
    @rcasper1809 Год назад +3

    Hay Marti could you tell me where you got your cap camera from..

  • @Blaggard
    @Blaggard Год назад +3

    Lol, Someone tell them, poon tang.. means women

    • @grahamnutt8958
      @grahamnutt8958 Год назад +1

      Nope......... not quite right.
      Is a North American insult from a certain War 😮

    • @chriswarnett4166
      @chriswarnett4166 Год назад +1

      Poon tang slang means sexual activity.
      a woman or women regarded solely in terms of potential sexual gratification. Or Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. meaning "whore." Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.

  • @MostlyLoveOfMusic
    @MostlyLoveOfMusic Год назад +3

    nice video chaps

  • @lilhazey1128
    @lilhazey1128 Год назад +2

    You lads need to see the new ‘plod or not to plod’ video. Fk me thats one of the worst ones ive seen 😂 they all pounced on plod

  • @Ellie-mc9wb
    @Ellie-mc9wb Год назад +13

    Marti's coming on leaps and bounds, while Auditing Yorkshire is going down the pan quicker than lightening 🌩😒

    • @AY-Audits
      @AY-Audits Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Год назад +5

      @Auditing Yorkshire what pan are you going down? Frying pan, roasting pan? Personally I am an iron skillet kind of guy.

    • @AY-Audits
      @AY-Audits Год назад +3

      @Marti Blagborough personally i prefer a frying pan mate

    • @AY-Audits
      @AY-Audits Год назад +2

      @@davidclare7494 why watch then ya 🤡

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Год назад +2

      @@davidclare7494 I bleeped my video to ensure I got top ad revenue silly sausage

  • @palmer3977
    @palmer3977 Год назад +3

    Give some people an SIA badge & a hi viz vest & they become Serpico.

  • @jasonr7004
    @jasonr7004 Год назад +3

    👍🔥🙌

  • @grahamnutt8958
    @grahamnutt8958 Год назад +4

    "P00NT@NG" is a great insult & fully understood by anyone who has watched certain Movies that depict a particular 🇻🇳/🇺🇸 War - if that's what you call the conflict.
    Google search gives a far better description that I can't post here.
    Hahaha....... Deckchair 😂😂😂
    Good luck with that one lol.
    PINAC Krew stepping up!
    ✌️♥️👊

  • @anne-mariethompson4365
    @anne-mariethompson4365 Год назад +2

    Thank the Lord! The police gave common sense advice! It's a civil matter!

  • @kierankinder9944
    @kierankinder9944 5 месяцев назад

    This lot are just clowns . You know your presence is going to cause them issues but you know anything for the views

  • @johnmay7675
    @johnmay7675 Год назад +2

    There are many types of deck chair, couldn't he have been more specific 🤔

  • @carlfama140
    @carlfama140 Год назад +1

    What does Poo Tang maen

    • @poordirtfarmerandhissubsne5185
      @poordirtfarmerandhissubsne5185 Год назад

      poontang. [ poon-tang ] noun Slang: Vulgar. sexual intercourse with a woman. Offensive. a woman regarded as a sex object.

  • @alexmckendrick
    @alexmckendrick Год назад +1

    Marti where did you get the capcam?

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Год назад +1

      eBay, it's just a body camera but with a 180° Camera so it works for many things.

  • @jamescottle4057
    @jamescottle4057 Год назад +1

    Love this 1 😄 🤣 😂 😆 a deck chair 💺

  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit Год назад +2

    Terminator of Hull 😂

  • @stephenowens5375
    @stephenowens5375 Год назад +3

    Security guy 🤦 Security woman 🙋

  • @brettberrington1475
    @brettberrington1475 Год назад +1

    Health and safety should that orange light be on machine that stop you quote ing health and safety

  • @Marius_vanderLubbe
    @Marius_vanderLubbe Год назад +2

    'yes, I feel in this instance the situation warrants me putting the the roof flashers on'.

  • @noelward8047
    @noelward8047 Год назад +6

    Bless him.
    Giving it large from his dog kennel Haha
    Probably rehearses his Arnnie voice in the mirror with his mirrored glasses Haha

  • @cato9939
    @cato9939 Год назад +2

    Could fold a snot rag in half . Tut tut tut💪💪💪💪 i recken that was hambone not rambo

  • @clarky4492
    @clarky4492 Год назад +1

    No one has done chesterfield yet??

    • @TheBrawlBox
      @TheBrawlBox Год назад

      There is an 'Audit Chesterfield Local Authorities'

  • @kboyshane3366
    @kboyshane3366 Год назад +2

    Marti mass audits are great always safety in numbers. Where has Chunky Monkey gone 🤔

  • @joshexplores23
    @joshexplores23 Год назад +2

    Hahah good day this was bro

  • @shedendman
    @shedendman Год назад +2

    iron you like a T-shirt in the morning,now thats funny👍

  • @jimroberts3268
    @jimroberts3268 Год назад +2

    He could not fold a piece of paper what a chipotle all mouth and nothing to back it up with I hate people like him who tell lies and act like susage's not knowing the difference between policy and the law great video.

  • @TheBrawlBox
    @TheBrawlBox Год назад +3

    Security guy posturing🤦‍♂I guess he got off to a poor start with his 'deckchair' cliche. What does Maritime Law say about accessing the docks? PINAC 👊

  • @anne-mariethompson4365
    @anne-mariethompson4365 Год назад +2

    Omg, I would love to the watch the video of security folding Auditing Yorkshire like a deckchair 😂😂😂🙄 big mouth security who sends a woman to defend him 😂😂😂

  • @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO
    @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO Год назад

    You should have threatened to burst his fart-for-brain 😂

  • @user.--.
    @user.--. Год назад +1

    All they had to do was lock the pedestrian access to start with 😂

  • @joejones5101
    @joejones5101 Год назад +2

    Naughty boys on the rampage.

  • @esseel7896
    @esseel7896 Год назад +1

    lol putang

  • @joejones5101
    @joejones5101 Год назад +1

    My crocks have lights on