GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES FALAFELS!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @ayushbijalwan4812
    @ayushbijalwan4812 4 года назад +1956

    Alternate title: Google translate almost burns my kitchen down

    • @birgittehansen1023
      @birgittehansen1023 4 года назад +29

      Or: Google translate almost burns my kitchen down - again.

    • @sarakaufman9161
      @sarakaufman9161 4 года назад +4

      Per usual...

    • @sierragaines2188
      @sierragaines2188 4 года назад +3

      Well then every video would be named the same 😂

    • @renamed.4jS
      @renamed.4jS 2 года назад +1

      featuring S A L T

    • @aprilbyyy1705
      @aprilbyyy1705 2 года назад

      Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from our sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal ❤❤

  • @owod891
    @owod891 4 года назад +4941

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HIS BASKETBALL MOVES? BRUH THAT WAS THE CLEANEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

  • @DerRoemer2000
    @DerRoemer2000 4 года назад +1679

    I‘m surprised he didn‘t say “Bless you” to the iron.

    • @michelleweisz2609
      @michelleweisz2609 4 года назад +4

      Same 😂😂

    • @kyumo
      @kyumo 4 года назад +1

      DerRoemer2000 the fact that i havent even seen the video and its completely out of context yet i still expect something like this is.... well... expected

  • @ethancampbell9181
    @ethancampbell9181 4 года назад +1384

    Is anyone going to talk about how he just shredded on the guitar and broke our ankles in basketball

    • @glitchy954
      @glitchy954 3 года назад +5

      Ikr

    • @pecconic4357
      @pecconic4357 3 года назад +4

      fr them ball skills lmao XD
      :3

    • @HannaLee-vl7yv
      @HannaLee-vl7yv Год назад +1

      Who would want to talk about it?😂😂

    • @legoguy_anim
      @legoguy_anim 2 месяца назад

      he's so talented yet he does this for a living lmfao

  • @rash1892
    @rash1892 4 года назад +2540

    Why is no one talking about his guitar skills?
    That was so cool af

    • @lil.spooky.pumpkin
      @lil.spooky.pumpkin 4 года назад +39

      Ik nobody talking bout the sweep picking???

    • @jktv9434
      @jktv9434 4 года назад +9

      IKR

    • @KatsCraftNook
      @KatsCraftNook 4 года назад +17

      WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE *FLAME*

    • @thethaig
      @thethaig 4 года назад +18

      But his basketball skills

    • @dehestmann9486
      @dehestmann9486 4 года назад +1

      @Hannah Lawrence I wish I was a good person, but I play fortnuts

  • @apurr25
    @apurr25 4 года назад +598

    His neighbors need to increase their renters insurance.

  • @thgritic102
    @thgritic102 4 года назад +1792

    I literally was traveling through the comments, and no one is talking about Brandon's awesome shredding skills on the guitar.

    • @izelleconradie8581
      @izelleconradie8581 4 года назад +33

      I WAS ABOUT TO SAY😂😂😂😂

    • @LaBlueEyes1
      @LaBlueEyes1 4 года назад +13

      Saaaaame lmao

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 4 года назад +27

      I now found two other comments talking about his guitar skills. Getting there, but we need more.

    • @erin7383
      @erin7383 4 года назад +12

      amaZing

    • @PentiSam
      @PentiSam 4 года назад +25

      I think we don't mention the guitar skills so much anymore because it's been established that Brandon has absolutely incredible talent in that area anyway.

  • @tyler-_-kellan
    @tyler-_-kellan 4 года назад +1198

    Can we just take a moment to celebrate that this guy cares about the little dudes? I mean, we literally just watched him give CPR to a Pickle. 😂🤣

    • @MILLLLAYYYYY
      @MILLLLAYYYYY 4 года назад +19

      I haven't even seen the video and I am scared for the future after reading this comment..🤣🤣

    • @tyler-_-kellan
      @tyler-_-kellan 4 года назад +7

      .................................................Ummm......................................................
      Lol

    • @slAnimals88
      @slAnimals88 4 года назад +6

      And then bit its head off lmao

    • @Rowan69229
      @Rowan69229 4 года назад +6

      Yea .... cause of death i bite his face off 😆

    • @tyler-_-kellan
      @tyler-_-kellan 4 года назад +2

      @@Rowan69229 Omg yes lol 😆 😂 🤣

  • @gshnoozer2
    @gshnoozer2 4 года назад +500

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Google Translate: A D D S A L T

  • @dxstress713
    @dxstress713 4 года назад +201

    WHY THE HECK IS BRANDON SO TALENTED AT EVERYTHING?

  • @Delephene
    @Delephene 4 года назад +808

    “You’re not going to die on my watch” best joke here

    • @calli509
      @calli509 4 года назад +13

      Agreed i was looking for this comment

    • @anthonylarusso2042
      @anthonylarusso2042 4 года назад

      I don’t get it

    • @Delephene
      @Delephene 4 года назад +2

      Lilly Pookie 6:45 He is doing CPR on the pickle and it’s on top of his wristwatch, it’s literally on his watch and he is “on duty” (or on watch) making sure it doesn’t die... if a pickle could breathe and need CPR

    • @anthonylarusso2042
      @anthonylarusso2042 4 года назад

      Alyssa Delaney ohh sorry I never noticed it was on a watch

  • @kevinoconnor6577
    @kevinoconnor6577 4 года назад +606

    If normal humans are solids, this man is somewhere between partially melted slushy and liquid

  • @emilyroberts6582
    @emilyroberts6582 4 года назад +1866

    Why is no one talking about the googly eyes on his fridge? 😂😂😂

    • @wolfgangkaos
      @wolfgangkaos 4 года назад +18

      They are too focused on him

    • @tyler-_-kellan
      @tyler-_-kellan 4 года назад +17

      His Guitar 🎸 skills distracted everyone lol 😆 🤣

    • @phoenixd.314
      @phoenixd.314 4 года назад +2

      Your wrong, you are

    • @laradias1752
      @laradias1752 4 года назад +10

      I think They are were made to know if there is a earthquake

    • @mariahogger6360
      @mariahogger6360 4 года назад +7

      Oh my god my husband and kids put eyes like that on our toilet and fridge while I was out of town. They are made with super strong glue. They’ve been on for two years...always a topic for conversation 😂

  • @InevitableUniverse
    @InevitableUniverse 4 года назад +1356

    Brandon: The oil represents, uh, the sweat of Jesus
    Me, a Christian: *Dying of laughter*

  • @lakyn_marie5125
    @lakyn_marie5125 4 года назад +415

    No one:
    Not one soul:
    Brandon: “cause of death I bit his face off”

    • @Noname-ci7yl
      @Noname-ci7yl 4 года назад +4

      Cannibles (I cant spell sorry) be like 👁👄👁

  • @drag0nm0nkey
    @drag0nm0nkey 4 года назад +420

    One of these days he is going to summon a demon with all these weird steps.

    • @maddy155
      @maddy155 4 года назад +9

      If he hasn't already 😂

    • @nathanlawrence4039
      @nathanlawrence4039 4 года назад +5

      He is the demonXDXDXD

    • @cocolatejocks5797
      @cocolatejocks5797 4 года назад +1

      199 like. And I can’t wait for him to

    • @travishawyer8150
      @travishawyer8150 3 года назад +1

      Okay and now we DDA EHT MAETS
      *demonic roaring*
      Jear dejus

    • @laurenresch5129
      @laurenresch5129 3 года назад

      The thing is is if he did do that he'd put the summoning spell into Google translate.... I just disturbed myself.😳

  • @sydkneeigh6686
    @sydkneeigh6686 4 года назад +944

    Brandon: “Are you from Tennessee, because your hair smells nice”
    Me: *Confused Tennessean noises*

  • @juliannamiller6529
    @juliannamiller6529 4 года назад +411

    Am I the only one surprised by his basketball tricks? Why is this dude so talented

    • @austintrout8304
      @austintrout8304 4 года назад +10

      Julianna Miller and his guitar
      First ever liked comment let’s goooo

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 4 года назад +13

      like the dude has guitar, singing, piano, and basketball skills, is funny, can be wholesome, and has gained a following on yt, he needs to save some of that talent for the rest of us tbh

    • @patiencewallace8453
      @patiencewallace8453 2 года назад +1

      He is literally so talented

  • @robertbuth
    @robertbuth 2 года назад +17

    "Tha time of death, 4:59pm. Cause of death....I bit his face off."
    and then the sensdyne lmao
    That was hilarious!

  • @jamie.lynn004
    @jamie.lynn004 4 года назад +120

    2:01 "Why are you hot hot yet?"
    --Jet of steam--
    AHFGHAHAIHA

    • @honeybun6677
      @honeybun6677 4 года назад +2

      He says “Not” hot yet

    • @deadlock8173
      @deadlock8173 4 года назад

      @@honeybun6677 gay

    • @HawkEye_Mihawk2010
      @HawkEye_Mihawk2010 3 года назад +1

      @@deadlock8173 wtf- how is it gay-?

    • @joogiewatkins1519
      @joogiewatkins1519 3 года назад

      @@HawkEye_Mihawk2010 He appears to say "gay" at 2:04 or around there. What he actually said was "mKay"

  • @memz5220
    @memz5220 4 года назад +280

    The fact that I just took a shower and he keeps sniffing the camera saying “Your smell nice” is killing me.

  • @arcane_mo0n
    @arcane_mo0n 4 года назад +368

    “The, um, oil represents...the ... sweat of Jesus? Good, be blessed”

  • @aliciagrider881
    @aliciagrider881 4 года назад +2380

    Am I the only one who thought that the tricks he did with the basketball was lowkey cool and impressive....

    • @votelessphoenix6421
      @votelessphoenix6421 4 года назад +34

      And guitar

    • @itzkawaii9084
      @itzkawaii9084 4 года назад +18

      @@votelessphoenix6421 He is so talented!

    • @katelynjohnson1093
      @katelynjohnson1093 4 года назад +10

      I can't do basketball tricks or Guitar tricks for that mattet

    • @jennimelton1089
      @jennimelton1089 4 года назад +15

      Me: yea, I dont even like basketball.
      My mind: definitely the only one who thought his amazing basketball stunts were cool.
      ._.

    • @ajcomewattah2499
      @ajcomewattah2499 4 года назад +9

      I just got out the hospital from ankle replacements

  • @connorfriedl2965
    @connorfriedl2965 4 года назад +23

    He sings, plays every single instrument, and has some nice ball handling skills! He’s so cool

  • @NoTmiA2107
    @NoTmiA2107 2 года назад +9

    1:53 this was literally so cool I can’t 😭👍🏼

  • @zaydafaye2042
    @zaydafaye2042 4 года назад +348

    It’s never good when they say “I saw this on tik tok.” 😂 bad things always happen

  • @Kyntraw2
    @Kyntraw2 4 года назад +1235

    Imagine being Brandons girlfriend then walking into him talking to Chick Peas

    • @luminousdemoncracy445
      @luminousdemoncracy445 4 года назад +19

      Probably better than my girlfriend when she walked in to me watching chicks pea.

    • @creakimoi2958
      @creakimoi2958 4 года назад +24

      I'm sure she's walked into stranger moments with him

    • @wazocklive3578
      @wazocklive3578 4 года назад +3

      If he has one

    • @tbmusic253
      @tbmusic253 4 года назад +11

      i was thinking walking in on pickle cpr

    • @jeanetteg3386
      @jeanetteg3386 4 года назад +7

      I think she is used to walking in on him doing weird stuff!😂😂😂

  • @farq5259
    @farq5259 4 года назад +4584

    Brandon is everyone’s personality when they’re home alone
    Yo I got 4k bitchhhh

  • @nallelysomoza2302
    @nallelysomoza2302 4 года назад +63

    Brandon: Are you from Tennessee?
    Me: um no.... 😳
    *Anxiously looks behind me while sitting on my couch in Tennessee*

    • @ChristianTorres07
      @ChristianTorres07 4 года назад +2

      Lol I’m from Tennessee too and my face went from :D to ಠ_ಠ because he knows where I live.

    • @nallelysomoza2302
      @nallelysomoza2302 4 года назад +1

      @@ChristianTorres07 lmao

    • @generalblastem4716
      @generalblastem4716 3 года назад +1

      He always finds out

    • @Maggie-sø-cøøl
      @Maggie-sø-cøøl 3 года назад +1

      How did he know I live here??? 🤨🤨🤨

    • @raysrandoms459
      @raysrandoms459 2 года назад

      @@Maggie-sø-cøøl bro ur username is killin me

  • @bennettsprague4804
    @bennettsprague4804 4 года назад +7

    Wait omg "ur not gonna die on my watch" while it was on his watch is the best joke I've heard in a while

  • @kayleealvarado237
    @kayleealvarado237 4 года назад +328

    Iron: * hiss *
    Brandon: yeah I know I messed up...your not even suppose to be here!
    Me : she doesn’t even go here!! 😂😂

    • @lindseyspringer504
      @lindseyspringer504 4 года назад

      Um this might be weird but are you talking about the line in mean girls like when he says "she doesn't even go here" thing no ok...

    • @i-notzoey2100
      @i-notzoey2100 4 года назад +1

      @@lindseyspringer504 yea

  • @chriswaller9362
    @chriswaller9362 4 года назад +284

    I was really hoping he would say “Kevin!” while spitting out the pickle.

  • @blu3ixi489
    @blu3ixi489 4 года назад +152

    No one:
    Brandon: "Mind if I take a moment to gather my thoughts?"
    Also Brandon: "EUGHHHHH"

  • @silvermalkin8026
    @silvermalkin8026 3 года назад +13

    6:44 literally every Grey's anatomy episode ever

  • @neviisa1918
    @neviisa1918 4 года назад +17

    Me when Im home alone and talk to my imaginary camera and youtube channel

  • @rachealwaldron1306
    @rachealwaldron1306 4 года назад +355

    Anyone else not feel like there day hasn’t fully started until they watch the video of the day ?

  • @user-fn2oy8vc5r
    @user-fn2oy8vc5r 4 года назад +521

    “Are you from Tennessee cause your hair smells great”
    Me who just took a shower: I- how did you know 👀👀

    • @Bluscream
      @Bluscream 4 года назад +2

      I am not but i still smell great ^^

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 года назад +10

      How do you think I feel? I JUST HAD A BROKEN ANKLE😂😂😂

    • @xxsydneypopytxx
      @xxsydneypopytxx 4 года назад +7

      I just made a similar comment but how does he also know I live in Tennessee-

    • @ρυρερσρ
      @ρυρερσρ 4 года назад +1

      XxSydneypopYT xX same 🤭

    • @piethecreator1003
      @piethecreator1003 4 года назад +1

      Same!!

  • @rebekahfaith466
    @rebekahfaith466 4 года назад +460

    Can we just take a moment to realize how amazing his guitar solo was?? 😯😲🙊

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung 4 года назад +8

      Have you seen his music channel?

    • @pastelbunny13
      @pastelbunny13 4 года назад +3

      Yea so cool 😃🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙈🙈🐵🦄

    • @i-notzoey2100
      @i-notzoey2100 4 года назад +1

      @@LiciaYoung no

    • @zachlamb8405
      @zachlamb8405 3 года назад +1

      What is his music Channel

    • @Emmie0359
      @Emmie0359 3 года назад +1

      He probably put a video on and made it look like he played it

  • @zoechapman9734
    @zoechapman9734 4 года назад +4

    Brandon is literally the best and makes me laugh all the time . I can’t beli he’s no time famous either yet

  • @inactiveeee24
    @inactiveeee24 4 года назад +34

    This man is a comedian, and a musician. He can play guitar and piano-

  • @quintonpancake1967
    @quintonpancake1967 4 года назад +604

    Why is nobody talking about his handles those were the cleanest moves ever ngl

  • @DaysofKnight
    @DaysofKnight 4 года назад +169

    He stood there and played that sick solo on the guitar, yet he makes these kind of videos xD What??

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 4 года назад +5

      Ikr?! A man full of surprises. Like was he in a metal band or something? That was pretty good.

    • @vickym2607
      @vickym2607 4 года назад +4

      He has another channel for his guitar stuff, he's amazingly talented

    • @allyrisksitall8282
      @allyrisksitall8282 4 года назад +5

      @@vickym2607 what's it called 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

  • @zachw28
    @zachw28 4 года назад +64

    Brandon resuscitating a pickle on top of a watch: you're not gonna die on my watch
    this is top tier humor

  • @lawz0
    @lawz0 3 года назад +8

    I died when he started doing CPR on the pickle🤣🤣😂

  • @phantasos173
    @phantasos173 4 года назад +1

    Dude you got ball skillz and the metal skillz! And the making us laugh our asses off skillz!

  • @iamprobablybeingkidnapped
    @iamprobablybeingkidnapped 4 года назад +136

    Me: *is living for my freshly washed nice smelling hair*
    Brendon: *sniffs*
    Me: >. >... Wait-

    • @mazzym6916
      @mazzym6916 3 года назад +3

      its weirder when u live in Tennessee

  • @clearconfusion5107
    @clearconfusion5107 4 года назад +44

    “To make yogurt soup- nnno thank you” killed me

  • @brookehubbard4772
    @brookehubbard4772 4 года назад +61

    “Are you from Tennessee...because your hair smells great”
    ~Brandon 2020

  • @princessryuk5250
    @princessryuk5250 4 года назад +50

    Is no one questioning the eyes on his fridge-

    • @Helloimalex14
      @Helloimalex14 4 года назад +3

      because it's now normal that we see the eyes on the fridge

    • @princessryuk5250
      @princessryuk5250 4 года назад +5

      @@Helloimalex14 I've never noticed them before- 🤣🤣

    • @Helloimalex14
      @Helloimalex14 4 года назад +2

      @@princessryuk5250 well now you have

  • @justarandomlizard2218
    @justarandomlizard2218 4 года назад +14

    brandon has so many hidden talents. next video: Brandon tries to fly with google translate.

  • @maxie9830
    @maxie9830 4 года назад +133

    Brandon: “Let me know when your out of the hospital for your ankles” Me: “Sangwoo?”

    • @dr.cornball1172
      @dr.cornball1172 4 года назад +1

      Whos thay

    • @natalieschramling9759
      @natalieschramling9759 4 года назад +5

      AHAHhahah NOYA I'M A REALLY BIG FAN SAY HI TO TANAKA FOR ME PLEASE
      ROOOLLLLLLLINNNNNGGGGGGGG THHHUUUNNNNNDDDEEEERRRRRRRRR

    • @maxie9830
      @maxie9830 4 года назад +5

      👁👄👁 alr 😺

    • @kodzu_2124
      @kodzu_2124 4 года назад +2

      are you sure it's not atsume 🐝 🧎‍♂️🏌️‍♂️

    • @beans5696
      @beans5696 4 года назад +3

      That is what I was thinking when he said that 🤣

  • @iamsecryt
    @iamsecryt 4 года назад +60

    “It’s sensodyne, just in case some of you are offended by this video” 😂 -Brandon 2K20

  • @talentfairy5116
    @talentfairy5116 4 года назад +413

    Everyone talking about his life by himself at home when cooking
    Me: When could he move a basket ball like that
    Edit: all pickles are cucumbers but not all cucumbers are pickles

    • @Jon-pb4ez
      @Jon-pb4ez 4 года назад +11

      For real omg

    • @paygetuckett1084
      @paygetuckett1084 4 года назад +6

      I was just thinking that!

    • @kennedywatington8249
      @kennedywatington8249 4 года назад +6

      Same, I was like is nobody gonna talk about how he move the basketball like that

    • @idk-ek6pz
      @idk-ek6pz 4 года назад +3

      Same I was like- 👁️👄👁️ "wow"

  • @pro100TOSHA
    @pro100TOSHA 4 года назад +9

    "We need to warm up." *sexy solo strike*. Me: melted.

  • @Thebeardedviking865
    @Thebeardedviking865 Год назад +1

    This man is amazing at everything! The basketball, the guitar, the singing and definitely the cooking! I forgot the entertaining….and many more!!!!!

  • @starplatinum5624
    @starplatinum5624 4 года назад +24

    I love how all of his videos, mostly the google translate videos, have like their own specific joke

  • @RocSandy
    @RocSandy 4 года назад +100

    Why is not anyone talking about how good he is at basketball??😂😂😂

  • @NeonV38
    @NeonV38 4 года назад +25

    I honestly don't think I've ever laughed so much at one person in my entire life he is hilarious effortlessly funny and a great person as well

  • @lyonschannel110
    @lyonschannel110 Год назад +1

    the way Brandon shredded the guitar
    it's so good

  • @kristenbobtalankristenbobt8948
    @kristenbobtalankristenbobt8948 4 года назад +20

    Is it just me or whenever I see a tiny pickle it reminds me of the video when he kept spitting up tiny pickles.

  • @roshannalturk
    @roshannalturk 4 года назад +54

    Why hasn't anyone mentioned the gigantic roll of toilet paper in the bathroom lmao

  • @corah7392
    @corah7392 4 года назад +182

    “Mind if I gather my thoughts for a second?” *INTENSE SUCKING*

    • @andrewh7990
      @andrewh7990 4 года назад +10

      That could be seen 2 ways.

    • @corah7392
      @corah7392 4 года назад +5

      Andrew H oh-

    • @lynnsolomons859
      @lynnsolomons859 4 года назад +1

      *inhaling

    • @emily5009
      @emily5009 4 года назад +2

      My normal mind: she mean inhaling
      My dirty mind: she means somthing else
      Me: ehh I'll just like this and go back to watch the video

    • @corah7392
      @corah7392 4 года назад +1

      Y’all have dirty minds...

  • @rodneyrichardson1388
    @rodneyrichardson1388 4 года назад +16

    When you broke out the basketball my first thought was “I really hope he’s on the first floor” but then I remembered all of the other google translate videos and thought “meh, if the neighbors haven’t cared yet, they aren’t going to start now.”

  • @acevoid6736
    @acevoid6736 4 года назад +8

    5:08
    Just came back from a run arm pits smelling terrible
    Me: thanks ur too nice

  • @yo_itz_marmar7656
    @yo_itz_marmar7656 3 года назад +11

    He represents all of our personalities when we are home alone, just fun and weird!

  • @itslouiseeee
    @itslouiseeee 4 года назад +148

    they clean and fix their house only to be destroyed by him

    • @jasondyer799
      @jasondyer799 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHA and I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTUREEEEEE 🥺🥺

  • @beansareoverrated6571
    @beansareoverrated6571 4 года назад +126

    How is his kitchen cleaner than mine after everything it's been through?

    • @amychurch
      @amychurch 4 года назад +6

      Because he has Bridta lol (his professional wizard of a cleaner)

  • @morganlefae6589
    @morganlefae6589 4 года назад +29

    "No, nothing... We're talking Jesus stuff" 😂

  • @goosebumpsfrommars3547
    @goosebumpsfrommars3547 4 года назад +5

    Every time he whispers to the camara I feel like I’m ease dropping on a Conversation between him and the ghost in my room😂

  • @YurPhb
    @YurPhb 3 года назад +2

    Nobody:
    Not even Brandon:
    The fridge and Cinnamon Toast Crunch having a staring contest in the background

  • @rtWithMe
    @rtWithMe 4 года назад +238

    Who else instead of paying attention to what was going on just looked at the giant eyes on the fridge...nobody? Just me? Ok

    • @samleah7012
      @samleah7012 4 года назад +5

      Brad Urban I legit didn’t notice lol

    • @ariannacortez8070
      @ariannacortez8070 4 года назад +7

      Lol I couldn't pay much attention to anything else. I need info on the giant eyes!

    • @lilyrose1688
      @lilyrose1688 4 года назад +2

      i did not even notice tbh

    • @jenniferapplegate149
      @jenniferapplegate149 4 года назад +6

      once I saw them they were all I noticed.

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung 4 года назад +1

      Arianna Cortez that’s Amy’s fault 😂🤣

  • @nylon148
    @nylon148 4 года назад +24

    The shirt trick with the basketball 😭😂😂😂

  • @flatty5
    @flatty5 4 года назад +48

    Google translate makes hamburgers but turns out it’s a burrito

  • @riv270
    @riv270 3 года назад +1

    Ok but the “Not on my watch” joke when he was saving the dill. DAT WAS A AMAZING JOKE 100%

  • @suus562
    @suus562 3 года назад +2

    The "you're not gonna die on my watch" while it's on his watch😂😂👏👏👏

  • @lottekvist1843
    @lottekvist1843 4 года назад +18

    “You’re not gonna die in my watch”. Genious 😂

  • @PhoenixRising1310
    @PhoenixRising1310 4 года назад +32

    Mkay so I just watched the intro and he says "let me know when you get back from the hospital from your ankle surgery", i LEGIT just got back from getting a cast put on my foot for my broken ankle...

    • @imbrandonfarris
      @imbrandonfarris  4 года назад +17

      😂 I wish you a speedy recovery 🙌🏽😂

    • @PhoenixRising1310
      @PhoenixRising1310 4 года назад +4

      @@imbrandonfarris Thank you very much, ill be indulging in your content during my recovery for sure 👍

    • @Piarou
      @Piarou 4 года назад +2

      How's the ankle doing now?

    • @PhoenixRising1310
      @PhoenixRising1310 4 года назад +3

      @@Piarou well its coming along, I rolled the opposite one last night at Taekwondo though 😑

    • @Piarou
      @Piarou 4 года назад +4

      @@PhoenixRising1310 Ouchy.
      /me hands you a chocolate covered stroopwafel as comfort-snack

  • @eshana7002
    @eshana7002 4 года назад +76

    "are you from Tennessee cause your hair smells great"
    me who hasn't washed my hair in a week: no but thank you 👁️👄👁️

    • @emily5009
      @emily5009 4 года назад +4

      I haven't washed my hair in 3 days 👁👄👁 it's looks like i haven't washed it in a month

    • @soren9715
      @soren9715 4 года назад +4

      amateurs, I haven't washed mine in months 👁️👄👁️

    • @emily5009
      @emily5009 4 года назад +1

      @@soren9715 👁👄👁 that's a long time I have did that before but I accually like showers

  • @ryansmith948
    @ryansmith948 3 года назад +3

    I swear to god hes literally good at EVERYTHING he does, comedy, guitar, piano, basketball
    Like h o w t f

  • @tripper3737
    @tripper3737 4 года назад +3

    Y'all can talk about his basketball moves, his guitar skills, his googly eyes on the fridge...but why is no one talking about the size of his toilet paper roll

  • @supercoolkid114
    @supercoolkid114 4 года назад +132

    “Time of death, 4:59pm, cause of death... I bit its face off” -Brandon 2020
    Edit: wow thanks for all the likes :D

  • @luvingprecious991
    @luvingprecious991 4 года назад +77

    Brandon: “Are you from Tennessee, cause your hair smells great.”
    Me: I just got a free shout out and a complement-

  • @p0rn._.huballi836
    @p0rn._.huballi836 4 года назад +72

    Him: Um nothing we are just talking about jesus stuff,shut up.
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @DarkEmptyRoom
    @DarkEmptyRoom Год назад +1

    0:19 “I seem to have lost my phone number, can I smell your hair?”

  • @emilyyeeyee8064
    @emilyyeeyee8064 4 года назад +4

    ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD HIS DRIBBLING IS?!?!??

  • @montanagordon2712
    @montanagordon2712 4 года назад +56

    Brandon’s Super Power: making Sad people smile
    Me: that’s righttt 😏

  • @sivasagay
    @sivasagay 4 года назад +33

    This guy isn't alone even when he's alone isnt he

  • @aimeeholden9186
    @aimeeholden9186 4 года назад +15

    I love how he has massive googly eyes on his fridge lmao

  • @ihadagrattimwheniwaschecrecet
    @ihadagrattimwheniwaschecrecet 3 года назад +5

    5:38
    "ITWASHISFAULT"
    *happy gender euphoria noises*

  • @pheoberae3913
    @pheoberae3913 3 года назад +5

    brandon: add salt... WHY SO MUCH SALT
    google translate: ADD MORE SALT
    me who is making what he is: WhY is iT sPiCy!!?!

  • @alexisbradley9415
    @alexisbradley9415 4 года назад +5

    Omg the googly eyes on the fridge!😂I feel like I haven't woken up yet until I watch your videos they are hilarious!😂❤also when you said "wait let me warm up" your actually really good at playing!

  • @trolllover8573
    @trolllover8573 4 года назад +4

    This one had me laughing so hard my husband thought I was having a hard time breathing. You make me laugh so hard all the time!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @holly5195
    @holly5195 4 года назад +99

    I’m sorry, but the second time he threw the bottle did it LAND??

  • @kindabored9788
    @kindabored9788 3 года назад +1

    The way Brandon was so amused when he was spraying the iron things.

  • @noise363
    @noise363 Год назад +1

    1:52 bro warming up in WILD way 💀

  • @fanta3349
    @fanta3349 4 года назад +61

    '' Riot '' And that's why the Prison installed more security cameras

  • @cole9641
    @cole9641 4 года назад +38

    Brandon “are you from Tennessee”
    Me who’s actually from Tennessee “WHERE ARE YOU? How did you know...”

  • @AnimeLover-rz9lb
    @AnimeLover-rz9lb 4 года назад +47

    Brandon: ankle surgery
    Me: KILLING STALKING

    • @Djostan4life
      @Djostan4life 4 года назад

      GIRL I-

    • @momisabella836
      @momisabella836 4 года назад +2

      Killing me softly

    • @Fyobitch_
      @Fyobitch_ 3 года назад +1

      STRUMMING MY PAIN WITH HIS FINGERS SINGING MY LIFE WITH HIS WORDS KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH HIS SONG

  • @doravanhee
    @doravanhee 3 года назад +5

    "Hey let me know when you're out of the hospital for your ankle surgery"
    Me, with a sprained ankle: 👁️👄👁️

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 4 года назад

    Lol! I love the anointing in the bathroom 😂😂😂
    Also you are brave trying your creations 😣