GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @keiththebookie4423
    @keiththebookie4423 3 года назад +5874

    Brandon is the only one who could have a kid, say nothing about it, then nonchalantly announce it while failing at baking.

  • @brigidmiller5523
    @brigidmiller5523 3 года назад +2512

    You know Brandon and Gloria are the only ones who can keep a baby a secret for 9 months then just casually drop the bomb while failing to bake.

    • @lottiedrury9382
      @lottiedrury9382 3 года назад +8

      its on glorias channel

    • @addyshorhnr3544
      @addyshorhnr3544 3 года назад +2

      Yeah well it’s hard to hid pregnant

    • @annavoerman9268
      @annavoerman9268 3 года назад +1

      Yes!!

    • @tinahoke2262
      @tinahoke2262 3 года назад +1

      KYLIE??? and TRAVIS??? but at the same time we both figured it

    • @Redfernroses
      @Redfernroses 2 года назад +4

      I was just watching his other videos, he’s hinted to her being pregnant in the Crunchwrap video

  • @heidimarie1198
    @heidimarie1198 3 года назад +288

    Those subtle hints about him being a new dad all the way through. He's as proud as punch !!!

    • @marybeaupre6625
      @marybeaupre6625 3 года назад +3

      Anyone else notice the lack of eye brow at the end of the video 🤣

    • @xlea4497
      @xlea4497 3 года назад +1

      @@marybeaupre6625 for like the entire second half of the video........

    • @spookyposh
      @spookyposh 3 года назад

      Not sure how subtle.

  • @milestheobjectshowenjoyer7361
    @milestheobjectshowenjoyer7361 3 года назад +616

    “That’s my son!”
    I can’t quit smiling, I’m so happy for ya Brandon. You’re gonna do great

  • @awkiethephantom
    @awkiethephantom 3 года назад +2182

    Everyone else out here talking about the baby and Brandon's missing eyebrow and I'm over here dying at the fact that he called vanilla "the liquid of my people" 😂😂😂

    • @pariahphy
      @pariahphy 3 года назад +11

      As I was reading the comment he said it

    • @bellatrixlestrange7782
      @bellatrixlestrange7782 2 года назад +13

      I didn't even realize he was missing an eyebrow!?!!

    • @mr.glitch6781
      @mr.glitch6781 2 года назад

      coom

    • @Big-boy-r12
      @Big-boy-r12 2 года назад +1

      I did not realize he was missing an eyebrow until I got bored and read the comments 😂 I need to pay more attention dayum

    • @Alucard45000
      @Alucard45000 Год назад +1

      He just removed the makeup XD

  • @madisonfitzgerald6207
    @madisonfitzgerald6207 3 года назад +2799

    I laughed so hard after he said something along the lines of “if you want to see the emotional part of my baby announcement, here’s a clip” because an add for some gym or protein powder popped up.

  • @capp00
    @capp00 3 года назад +3428

    Just nonchalantly throw out the big announcement with no heads up. Quite the bomb to drop. Birthday coming up and we didn't even know it.
    Oh, and the baby thing is kinda cool I guess.
    _congrats you two_

    • @danieleatesia12
      @danieleatesia12 3 года назад +54

      Yeah seriously! It happens to be such a big announcement too! psssh it only happens once a year… yeah the baby thing… it was sorta cool.
      I had a few questions like what… but also why… how… well I guess I know the how… but the what is more of a surprise. Congrats dude

    • @Cookie4811Mau
      @Cookie4811Mau 3 года назад +27

      @@danieleatesia12 those are all things Kelly needs to discuss with Brandon...... its time she has the talk with all of us....

    • @Alannaspenny
      @Alannaspenny 3 года назад +3

      Well it’s like y’all act like y’all are going to miss some thing when y’all are like y’all can we go there y’all can’t even go like to a party if you he had one we can only Say happy birthday in the comments and you need to go subscribe to Gloria if you wanted to know that she was pregnant I mean like

    • @Cookie4811Mau
      @Cookie4811Mau 3 года назад +2

      @@Alannaspenny what lol

    • @corrinenicole4995
      @corrinenicole4995 3 года назад +5

      @@Alannaspenny You just made no sense.

  • @yyyuckkk
    @yyyuckkk 3 года назад +2691

    Brandon: “I have a son now,”
    Me : and how many eyebrows….?

    • @MohFugginToasterStrudel
      @MohFugginToasterStrudel 3 года назад +87

      Thank god someone else noticed🤣

    • @abigailgrizzle2535
      @abigailgrizzle2535 3 года назад +29

      omg yes like did he shave it or something lol

    • @ebi4005
      @ebi4005 3 года назад +13

      @@abigailgrizzle2535 he didn't shave it lmao? Baby's don't have eyebrows when their born, especially red head and blonde baby's.

    • @ebi4005
      @ebi4005 3 года назад +5

      @Audra Pilkington THEY- ahvajsbs they could have been, I was just making things clear

    • @abigailgrizzle2535
      @abigailgrizzle2535 3 года назад +9

      @Audra Pilkington OMG HE DID!! That is some very impressive observation

  • @fluff1772
    @fluff1772 3 года назад +877

    “And with consent, RAMMED it into google translate” I can’t 😂

  • @sal.carcha5165
    @sal.carcha5165 3 года назад +337

    Now imagine being that baby, growing up, getting to an age where he understands what he's watching, then watching his dad's videos and realising what a frickin legend he's been raised by. Oh my, what a blessed kid.

  • @simplybrilynn
    @simplybrilynn 3 года назад +4110

    brandon’s new personality trait: he’s a father 😂

    • @isabell759
      @isabell759 3 года назад +68

      He has a daughter already 😂

    • @aphlimianaheart1289
      @aphlimianaheart1289 3 года назад +21

      @@isabell759 Go to his girlfriend's channel and you'll see why they said that 😂

    • @deannagoodfellow360
      @deannagoodfellow360 3 года назад +6

      @@aphlimianaheart1289 I watched it and I don't know what you mean?

    • @adoreemy
      @adoreemy 3 года назад +23

      @@isabell759 their daughter autumn isn't biologically his. But his son is his
      Edit: thanks for 14 likes :)

    • @ruthiebetan-snook1439
      @ruthiebetan-snook1439 3 года назад +7

      @@deannagoodfellow360 she just had a second child

  • @xerogenix2309
    @xerogenix2309 3 года назад +132

    “I like it more dark than I like it white, shout out to my girlfriend”
    I literally died lmao 🤣

  • @samantharosado4531
    @samantharosado4531 3 года назад +1565

    CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BABY BOY BRANDON

    • @hellothere9731
      @hellothere9731 3 года назад +1

      @@FreakingPlane look in the description

    • @heatherdontcare
      @heatherdontcare 3 года назад +20

      @@FreakingPlane Gloria posted the video announcement Thursday. They had a baby boy 👶❤

    • @kirstenl8963
      @kirstenl8963 3 года назад +15

      You know what that means he isn't innocent omg

    • @Cheesecake-y3j
      @Cheesecake-y3j 3 года назад +1

      Y E S

    • @unicornabbygaming8257
      @unicornabbygaming8257 3 года назад +4

      @@kirstenl8963 bruh 😀

  • @haeherfeder1713
    @haeherfeder1713 3 года назад +671

    Okay but the baby is wearing mini-merch? That’s so adorable

  • @sunakshisanwal
    @sunakshisanwal 3 года назад +320

    "With consent rammed it into Google translate"
    I can't- 😭😂😭😂😂😂😂👌

  • @unfunnykhoi5913
    @unfunnykhoi5913 3 года назад +66

    It feels like just yesterday, Brandon was saying Gloria was just his friend...
    Now look at them :) ❤
    We love you Brandon and wish the best for your family

  • @sunnyy4997
    @sunnyy4997 3 года назад +2469

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone mention having a child so casually what-

    • @jurassicpork8944
      @jurassicpork8944 3 года назад +4

      Ikr

    • @believeintrex
      @believeintrex 3 года назад +34

      Oh, I did the same thing. I got pregnant right when I was furloughed from my job and hadn’t seen some people since before then. My son was born in December, so I’ve been able to be like “so how was yours furlough? I had a baby!” 🤣

    • @justin.gollnick
      @justin.gollnick 3 года назад +2

      @@believeintrex i cant even find a girl best friend bro🤕

    • @OKIDKKKKKKK
      @OKIDKKKKKKK 3 года назад +3

      @@justin.gollnick I can’t even find a guy best friend 😕

    • @king_crimson8264
      @king_crimson8264 3 года назад +5

      @@OKIDKKKKKKK I can't even make a conversation with my parents

  • @yasssg8897
    @yasssg8897 3 года назад +383

    I SCREAMED when he said "pound it out" as gloria fist bumped him "thats how we got this baby in the first place "

  • @ren9897
    @ren9897 3 года назад +2875

    Brandon: literally announces he had a child
    All of the comments: EYEBROW!

    • @davinhall7799
      @davinhall7799 3 года назад +48

      I know why did the eyebrow disapear half way through??

    • @didiasku6093
      @didiasku6093 3 года назад +12

      Bro same he looks like he shaved his eyebrow

    • @piperthompson7373
      @piperthompson7373 3 года назад +34

      @@davinhall7799 He was messing with the fire and the missing eyebrow was supposed to be like he burned it off 🤷‍♀️

    • @jordanatwiss5370
      @jordanatwiss5370 3 года назад +2

      500 like

    • @Phantomfairytv
      @Phantomfairytv 3 года назад +2

      I didnt even notice that lmao

  • @flame666wolfspark3
    @flame666wolfspark3 2 года назад +16

    I love how he’s casually “baking” but there’s still moments where you can tell he’s very exited about his baby

  • @PhantomFandoms
    @PhantomFandoms 3 года назад +190

    Brandon being a proud dad showing off pictures of his son gives me life

  • @unprofessionalanimation392
    @unprofessionalanimation392 3 года назад +3041

    Brandon: “Yeah a baby was born. Here’s a clip.-“ *Expedia ad pops up*

  • @zachw28
    @zachw28 3 года назад +174

    Jameson is gonna watch this when he's old and think "Yeah that's my dad"

    • @babygirlzmommy
      @babygirlzmommy 3 года назад +23

      And Autumn will be right beside her Brother going "I tried to warn you" lol

  • @lilliankelley6608
    @lilliankelley6608 3 года назад +8

    I would congratulate you, Brandon, on becoming a father, but truth is, you've been a father for many years now. I wish your family nothing but happiness

  • @editsect.5974
    @editsect.5974 3 года назад +460

    4:48
    “Am i missing an eyebrow?”
    Shoutout to the people who understand that reference and also the like two people who will see this comment. Nice job, Samantha and Caleb!

  • @EzryDrawsOccasionally
    @EzryDrawsOccasionally 3 года назад +227

    "LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS, AND HE'S TALL... REALLY TALL... BLESSED WITH HEIGHT."
    *literally chokes on air*

  • @leahmyers9278
    @leahmyers9278 3 года назад +721

    “That’s my son”, Brandon says very proudly.

    • @diamondaidan
      @diamondaidan 3 года назад +7

      His Jamison*

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 3 года назад

      Yes that was so sweet

    • @elvi_.513
      @elvi_.513 3 года назад +2

      Reminded me of Hamilton

    • @coniloreen
      @coniloreen 3 года назад +1

      @@elvi_.513 same 😭😭

  • @thinky_dinky
    @thinky_dinky 2 года назад +19

    Brandon being a proud father every time the baby is mentioned is so amazing

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 Год назад +1

      Right? Also I had to ask someone but did you notice how he kept spreading the towel over his shoulder like a burn clothe? 😂 He was probably so exhausted it was just second nature to him lol

    • @thinky_dinky
      @thinky_dinky Год назад

      @@stephanieann6622 exactly! It was amazing that he still had energy to post like this for us!

  • @asabee1055
    @asabee1055 3 года назад +830

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    brandon: **casually mentions he had a child**

    • @Daisykilla
      @Daisykilla 3 года назад +10

      Hé l’ost an eyebrow

    • @wolfguard997
      @wolfguard997 3 года назад

      Hello fellow wolf

    • @asabee1055
      @asabee1055 3 года назад +1

      @@wolfguard997 hello 😂

    • @zoeymcguinness
      @zoeymcguinness 3 года назад +2

      I been knew they announced it on another account

    • @juliecain2869
      @juliecain2869 3 года назад

      @@zoeymcguinness what account??????????

  • @kellinoel88
    @kellinoel88 3 года назад +320

    “Thirty years old...kill me.” Me drinking my water in a dark room: HA! It’s just starting.
    You forgot your eyebrow bruh....

  • @yeshelloitsme
    @yeshelloitsme 3 года назад +408

    I was TERRIFIED when he looked into the camera and said my name Caitlin and then I shit myself when he said Kyle. That's my freaking fiancé's name! Like it felt like he was staring into my soul, watching me 🤣

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 3 года назад +13

      Jesus that’s scary

    • @mom23js
      @mom23js 3 года назад +12

      I wonder if you have showered since? Or just kept the poop on your leg like Gloria.. Y'know.. For memories😂

    • @CGOLD123
      @CGOLD123 3 года назад +5

      Bit of a coincidence if you ask me...

    • @MandMs05
      @MandMs05 3 года назад +8

      Literally every single time a RUclipsr says a name like that I just think about all the people who just about crapped themselves lol

    • @NyanNegotiable
      @NyanNegotiable 3 года назад +9

      You know what you did, Caitlin

  • @ayaradtka6663
    @ayaradtka6663 3 года назад +45

    “Name something that is there, but you can’t see” Brandon’s eyebrow, that thing gone like the wind it said BEEEEEEEEEW

  • @CharlotteKandy
    @CharlotteKandy 3 года назад +134

    The little detail of him playing with fire and then his eye brow gone without mentioning it is such a great touch!
    But now thats all I can look and think of!

    • @g0xht_436
      @g0xht_436 3 года назад +4

      His eyebrow isn’t gone he just was to lazy to put makeup on the other one if u look close he has hair on his eye brow

    • @CharlotteKandy
      @CharlotteKandy 3 года назад +1

      @@g0xht_436 ....yes obviously. Anyone who thinks his eye brows are that dark,vibrant and full are insane.
      Plus it wasn't laziness he had it on before the fire. And after the fire he didn't have it on anymore as a joke.

  • @addison4489
    @addison4489 3 года назад +284

    Imagine when Jameson is older and Brandon still makes videos and walks in on Brandon setting the kitchen on fire 😂

    • @minaashido7441
      @minaashido7441 2 года назад +7

      If I was him I would be like: really dad? AGAIN!?

    • @minaashido7441
      @minaashido7441 2 года назад +7

      FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK😭✋......AND ITS ONLY MONDAY!

  • @risahelm3530
    @risahelm3530 3 года назад +363

    It took me the longest time to notice his eyebrow was “missing” 😂😂

    • @annasilvertongue
      @annasilvertongue 3 года назад +2

      Same!

    • @Jillybean0715
      @Jillybean0715 3 года назад +2

      7 minutes for me lol I’m so slow

    • @cam6248
      @cam6248 3 года назад +3

      watched the whole video and didn't notice till I read this comment

    • @ophelia4823
      @ophelia4823 3 года назад +7

      His eyebrows were ON in the starting

    • @FixAndModGarage
      @FixAndModGarage 3 года назад +6

      It happend at 4:43 and I noticed at 5:32 lol

  • @lil4440
    @lil4440 3 года назад +30

    Brandon: "I'll link hat video down below"
    Down Below: "Oh and also we had a baby..."

  • @merriepeterson1878
    @merriepeterson1878 3 года назад +40

    "We'll let those cool, they're a bit nerdy." Dad jokes on point. Congratulations Brandon and Maria Gloria, I'm so happy for you guys.

  • @KaiyaNoki
    @KaiyaNoki 3 года назад +458

    Next video: “STOP SENDING ME CAKES!”

  • @eeemmiiilyyyy
    @eeemmiiilyyyy 3 года назад +390

    “yeah, a baby was born- heres a clip”. **vaccine ad plays**

  • @aria7976
    @aria7976 Год назад +1

    The three words “that’s my son!” Made my heart melt because you can see how proud he is just in his voice.

  • @MachineGamer728
    @MachineGamer728 3 года назад +572

    Didn’t even notice he was missing an eyebrow until I started reading the comments LOL proves how much I pay attention

  • @blackbooks1572
    @blackbooks1572 3 года назад +3035

    2 years ago dude was homeless almost killing a cleaning lady with a pizza oven. Now check him out! Congratulations my guy!

    • @wolf-fang
      @wolf-fang 3 года назад +58

      Wait what

    • @Jaylalwaysinging
      @Jaylalwaysinging 3 года назад +162

      All the people who don't know the pizza oven story are gonna be so confused! 🤣

    • @wolf-fang
      @wolf-fang 3 года назад +24

      @@Jaylalwaysinging im confused what happened

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung 3 года назад +39

      @@wolf-fang sort his videos from oldest to newest, theres a really amazing story behind all this.

    • @itstaelyrjoanne6312
      @itstaelyrjoanne6312 3 года назад +116

      @@wolf-fang basically he walked in, said hello to the lady standing on top of the pizza oven cleaning, turned it on without thinking and nearly boiled her. He tells it better though 😂

  • @Augustdawn23
    @Augustdawn23 3 года назад +189

    Brandon: full on has child now
    Comments: EYEBROW

  • @Lilgreenman89
    @Lilgreenman89 3 года назад +1

    Heck yeah, congrats on being a dad!
    You're nailing it too! I wish you and your family the absolute best!

  • @mashotu6521
    @mashotu6521 3 года назад +1779

    "How long have you been a father?"
    "Two weeks."
    Sir
    Did you just alt delete your daughter? XD

    • @taysonny2991
      @taysonny2991 3 года назад +56

      Thats Gloria's daughter from another relationship, not his.

    • @LeniipS
      @LeniipS 3 года назад +288

      @@taysonny2991 doesnt make her any less of a daughter to him

    • @leslie48069
      @leslie48069 3 года назад +193

      Brandon calls Autumn his daughter all the time! He is an awesome father to Autumn!

    • @taysonny2991
      @taysonny2991 3 года назад +31

      @@LeniipS I'm not saying she isn't, but on a technicality he's only been a dad a couple weeks. Not a technicality I like

    • @ramsiethegremlin4310
      @ramsiethegremlin4310 3 года назад +56

      I think he means bio dad I’m sure Autumn is a great big sister it’s just he’s probably really excited about being a bio dad.

  • @maggiehammond6820
    @maggiehammond6820 3 года назад +440

    “Yeah a baby was born. Here’s a clip.” -suddenly plays trailer for horror film

  • @JamieStoltenkamp
    @JamieStoltenkamp 3 года назад +1629

    No ones talking about one of Brandon's eyebrows is literally missing

  • @iisbeyeeting4737
    @iisbeyeeting4737 3 года назад +66

    How did I not realize that Brandon was missing an eyebrow?

  • @lesbianshadowyuri
    @lesbianshadowyuri 3 года назад +354

    when he said “here’s a clip” after saying his girlfriend made a dramatic announcement video about their baby my youtube immediately have me an ad about a gym and the first thing it said was “what are you doing you fish” and now I have died

    • @imtired_24_7
      @imtired_24_7 3 года назад +3

      Just reading “what are you doing you fish” made me die

    • @Breezygamer-xr2fo
      @Breezygamer-xr2fo 3 года назад +1

      The same thing happened to me but it was a nair add 😂😂

    • @pickleair
      @pickleair 3 года назад +1

      lmao, i got an ad for a horror movie

    • @v3nomlove006
      @v3nomlove006 3 года назад +1

      i had a grammerly add lmao

    • @eclipseluna-jw1wv
      @eclipseluna-jw1wv 3 года назад +2

      What the fresh FUCK are they calling people fish for how does this help them

  • @megthornton9028
    @megthornton9028 3 года назад +755

    Is nobody gonna talk about Brandon only having one eyebrow.😂

    • @kaydelovesu
      @kaydelovesu 3 года назад +61

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

    • @Brady.071
      @Brady.071 3 года назад +34

      He burned it off😂

    • @hedgiemushrxxm8270
      @hedgiemushrxxm8270 3 года назад +15

      Lol i sw that and i was like u ain’t gonna say anything about ur eyebrow missing 😂

    • @Godzillafan-gh7cs
      @Godzillafan-gh7cs 3 года назад +12

      I thot i was the only one who noticed :)

    • @basicallystupid7080
      @basicallystupid7080 3 года назад +7

      Wait what- holy shit i just realized

  • @gabbyrelaxes8813
    @gabbyrelaxes8813 3 года назад +54

    "Wanna see something more emotional? Here's a clip" straight onto adverts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the editing is on point made me laugh 🤣🤣

  • @mariahb5194
    @mariahb5194 3 года назад +6

    Ok. I JUST realized his shirt says, "I knew it the whole time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leannacraft9778
    @leannacraft9778 3 года назад +50

    I love how low-key Brandon is about Jameson but also loves him to death and talks about him every two seconds. Which makes me wonder how hard it was to keep him a secret.

  • @VisSpellBook
    @VisSpellBook 3 года назад +342

    “ I like it more dark than I like it white, shout out to my girlfriend “
    *unholy screech laughing*

    • @levimcdoanld1050
      @levimcdoanld1050 3 года назад

      I am a Brandonfirris fan I love it he videos

    • @ayoubnn1811
      @ayoubnn1811 3 года назад +1

      @@levimcdoanld1050 that cool so much very hehe I comment like is in your one

    • @yukis9886
      @yukis9886 3 года назад +1

      @@ayoubnn1811 I'm so so sorry, but what...?

  • @polycatmagic1236
    @polycatmagic1236 3 года назад +47

    "Not you pot." 🤣
    I see you lost an eyebrow to the flames. My condolences.

  • @that_idiot_bappo5473
    @that_idiot_bappo5473 3 года назад +3

    I hope his kid will grow up and one day find out that his dad was such a legend and inspiration to so many people

  • @RubleBubble
    @RubleBubble 3 года назад +472

    Great that you had a kid but Brandon, I'm afraid you're missing an eyebrow

    • @xkozmikx
      @xkozmikx 3 года назад +18

      I came here to say the same exact thing

    • @gnotknormal
      @gnotknormal 3 года назад +5

      Also specifically opened this video on a different thing just to leave this comment.

    • @kathryngeene8099
      @kathryngeene8099 3 года назад +9

      It was burned off with the fire flour 😂

    • @ariannasanchez2254
      @ariannasanchez2254 3 года назад +2

      same

    • @penelopefp
      @penelopefp 3 года назад +2

      Hee hee...flour fire casualty!

  • @viamarie5607
    @viamarie5607 3 года назад +281

    “Baby I’m not even here. I’m a hallucination.”- Brandon’s eyebrow 2021

    • @Evanesccentt
      @Evanesccentt 3 года назад

      This made me laugh so hard 💀💀

    • @pinkypromise3295
      @pinkypromise3295 3 года назад +4

      Where did it go?! 😂

    • @sweetcanada17
      @sweetcanada17 3 года назад +2

      @@pinkypromise3295 - I thought he had somehow managed to singe it off 😆

    • @PositivityBreathes
      @PositivityBreathes 3 года назад +1

      I had to rewatch the clip he did at the stove when the flames went everywhere

    • @ellastafford2533
      @ellastafford2533 3 года назад

      I’m here cuz Harry is your pfp 😂

  • @nicolerusnak4146
    @nicolerusnak4146 3 года назад +111

    "he's mad, pound it - and thats how we got him in the first place" HA

  • @yohan2.098
    @yohan2.098 Год назад +9

    2:17 brandon: breath on this
    baby: *_E H_*

  • @sarahsills1485
    @sarahsills1485 3 года назад +223

    That moment when no one really believed him when he told us that he fills in his eye brows because he looks like he doesn't have any 😂😂

    • @EmxApril
      @EmxApril 3 года назад +7

      Seriously though. I didnt believe him. Every video i watch i always wondered if it were true... guess it is lol

    • @painwarriorprincess5120
      @painwarriorprincess5120 3 года назад +6

      Plus he used that as a gag in this video, since his right eyebrow went away after he fire washed the stuff on the stove.🤣

    • @aprilcarley58
      @aprilcarley58 3 года назад +3

      Hahahah I was like wait where is his other brow

    • @10whatsmyname01
      @10whatsmyname01 3 года назад +4

      I thought he burnt it off at first 😆

    • @janiah3905
      @janiah3905 3 года назад +3

      I might be wrong but I don’t think he fills his eyebrows I think he put flour on it as a joke but if I’m wrong sorry I’m not the smartest person in the world

  • @ryansmith8618
    @ryansmith8618 3 года назад +133

    "Pound it.
    Look he's getting angry, pound it.
    And that's how we got him"
    I love this man and his family

  • @starsarepineapples6635
    @starsarepineapples6635 3 года назад +101

    "here's a little clip"
    *rise of kingdoms ad*
    omg so emotional I'm sobbing

    • @kellenethejellybean5713
      @kellenethejellybean5713 3 года назад

      Mine was a medicine ad lol good to know I wasnt the only person it happened to🤣

    • @Dr.Ticklenuts
      @Dr.Ticklenuts 3 года назад

      I got a gaming ad 😭✨

  • @hannahmclaren9672
    @hannahmclaren9672 3 года назад

    So so so happy for you guys you are a really positive person and I already know you will be a good father congratulations and the way you treat autumn is amazing. Just a positive influence in people's lives.

  • @cherrybar9973
    @cherrybar9973 3 года назад +154

    Brandon: Oh yeah I forgot to tell you we had a baby...... ok let's move on

  • @Sagesmadhouse
    @Sagesmadhouse 3 года назад +189

    " Here's a clip! " - Glossier eyebrow add plays * few minutes later * Brandon lost an eyebrow

  • @AllSeeingNon-binaryEye
    @AllSeeingNon-binaryEye 3 года назад +36

    "That's my son!" Brandon over here being an excited new dad and its adorable 🥺🖤

  • @kathrynvaneker
    @kathrynvaneker 3 года назад +2

    i am... just shocked... amazing cake brandon... beautiful son... :D

  • @paperclip7798
    @paperclip7798 3 года назад +477

    me: looks away for a second
    *looks back at Farris*
    Farris: missing an eyebrow
    me: WTF!!!

    • @insertnamehere3392
      @insertnamehere3392 3 года назад +20

      You must not have kids
      Yes you look away for a few seconds
      And all of a sudden one is in a dog cage
      And the other is somehow stuck
      In a trash can

    • @chughes1761
      @chughes1761 3 года назад +4

      Sameeee

    • @cadenxe88
      @cadenxe88 3 года назад +14

      AHHAHA I WAS LITERALLY READING THIS COMMENT AND I LOOKED UP AND IT WAS GONE😭😭

    • @allyzee2133
      @allyzee2133 3 года назад

      SAME

    • @ellasteimle2560
      @ellasteimle2560 3 года назад

      Ikr

  • @Sinister.7734
    @Sinister.7734 3 года назад +183

    Everyone: congrats!!
    Me: Brandon still has that "butt"er sculpture for over a month now?!

  • @autumn3499
    @autumn3499 3 года назад +364

    “Yeah, a baby was born, heres a clip...” - kid flooding toilet by flushing a bunch of toys plays........ thats in a few years Brandon.

  • @kiyawilkinson1074
    @kiyawilkinson1074 3 года назад +1

    I watch your videos every time I feel like I need a hug. You have really saved my life more than once. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @SadieBug95
    @SadieBug95 3 года назад +775

    Me: *Doesn't skip any ADs because I want Brandon's baby to have a good life* lol

    • @BRIDTA
      @BRIDTA 3 года назад +17

      The real MVP!!

    • @daisiagonzales4800
      @daisiagonzales4800 3 года назад +6

      Me having youtube premium

    • @arichhobo8575
      @arichhobo8575 3 года назад +11

      Me: Doesn't skip ad cause it says video will play after add not skip ad

    • @kendallh6618
      @kendallh6618 3 года назад +7

      he gets the money either way

    • @wyattsax
      @wyattsax 3 года назад +10

      Me getting nonskippaple ads also making sure he has a good life

  • @savannahstevenson7416
    @savannahstevenson7416 3 года назад +138

    Brandon your child is my friend now. Tell him we’re having soft tacos later, thanks
    I guess you and Gloria are invited too

  • @lily387
    @lily387 3 года назад +114

    Congratulations on the baby!!!

  • @hannavuorio83
    @hannavuorio83 3 года назад +4

    First laughing like a maniac I am.
    Then seeing this beautiful little baby ♥️♥️♥️
    Congrats💐

  • @keykirkland7668
    @keykirkland7668 3 года назад +15

    "I always want cake"...famous last words...you're gonna have your Dooder sending you thousands upon thousands of cakes..like they do pizza LOL

  • @AustinNRD
    @AustinNRD 3 года назад +361

    Brandon: “Here’s a little clip” **Plays Target Add**

  • @ravendrz
    @ravendrz 3 года назад +42

    The dad jokes are about to come out twice as often

  • @elizabethsylvan2792
    @elizabethsylvan2792 3 года назад +3

    His son is blessed to have a father like him☺️☺️❤️ Congrats man you're gonna do an amazing Job!!💜💜😭

  • @Travis2263
    @Travis2263 3 года назад +14

    This is really sweet. I've been watching you for as long as I can remember, and seeing you evolve and grow as a RUclipsr is something really special!! Congratulations on the baby Brandon! And happy birthday for the 5th. We all love you mate

  • @dawne.h.8786
    @dawne.h.8786 3 года назад +13

    Congratulations on the birth of your son!! He’s perfect 🥰 I’m so happy for you guys, I can tell how happy you, Gloria and Autumn are ♥️ such a proud daddy, I give you guys props for keeping the news quiet until you were ready to share ♥️

  • @bossofdoom3800
    @bossofdoom3800 3 года назад +379

    Brandon: "Cathy, Carol, Kaitlyn, sorry."
    Me: *heart drops* "you sir just said my aunt's name my great grandmother's name. And my name. I'm scared."

  • @azaliaoliverie21
    @azaliaoliverie21 3 года назад +5

    brandon: its from a party i went to 6:51
    me:what kinda parties do you go

  • @farmschoolchicks1913
    @farmschoolchicks1913 3 года назад +56

    He’s mad! Pound it!” Does “And, that’s how we got him in the first place.”
    Love it! Congrats guys!

  • @Ttilton-kx5ql
    @Ttilton-kx5ql 3 года назад +472

    Brandon: *Holds bowl of cereal near baby* Breathe on this.
    Baby: *Sigh*
    Brandon: Thank you.
    Also happy Birthday

  • @jonathanmurphy4174
    @jonathanmurphy4174 3 года назад +452

    Brandon: “Yeah a baby was born. Here’s a clip-“
    *Pampers ad pops up*

    • @makaylaclements8323
      @makaylaclements8323 3 года назад +3

      That happened to me.

    • @CS55CL16
      @CS55CL16 3 года назад +3

      I got one for drug addiction 😂😂

    • @autumn3499
      @autumn3499 3 года назад

      Hey yours was actually fitting!

    • @sariahsim2505
      @sariahsim2505 3 года назад +1

      mine was invisalign 😂

    • @kariramsey_
      @kariramsey_ 3 года назад +1

      Mine was meds for ulcerative colitis 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣

  • @wrestling_fanatic280
    @wrestling_fanatic280 2 года назад +2

    Congrats Brandon! So happy for you both! You’re gonna do great! ❤️

  • @nailsarelife
    @nailsarelife 3 года назад +41

    He just made his announcement so quickly and casually, I had to backup and watch it again. What the what?! Congrats, Beebs and Gloria!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @Scars_Remind_Me
      @Scars_Remind_Me 3 года назад +1

      He can't do things like this to my neurodivergent brain 😅 I am so thrown off but in a good way....

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife 3 года назад +1

      @@Scars_Remind_Me I was completely taken aback. I almost want to go back to every video since September and see if I can find clues because it was so "out of nowhere." I did remember one, though. At the end of the Google Translate Builds a Doghouse video, Gloria and Autumn brought Link to see the doghouse. The man said, "This might reveal more than a doghouse." Gloria had on baggy sweats and was hiding her stomach with Link at first and then her hands. Stinkers. 😂😂😂

  • @azure4835
    @azure4835 3 года назад +95

    "he's mad, pound it." had me then just
    "and thats how we got him in the first place" that had no right being as funny as it was.
    congrats by the way!!!!

    • @kelleywillis3789
      @kelleywillis3789 3 года назад

      What got me was...the baby ACTUALLY did fist bump him!

  • @thesoapiestgoat1312
    @thesoapiestgoat1312 3 года назад +116

    All these joke hit really close to home.
    How long have you been a dad?
    Brandon: 2 weeks
    Me: 6 weeks

  • @brittczech
    @brittczech 3 месяца назад +1

    No body is mentioning the fact that Gloria wasn’t questioning the fact Brandon held up a bowl of cereal to the baby and just said “can you breathe on this” and she just stood there till he breathed on the bowl 😂😂😂

  • @MishiBelley
    @MishiBelley 3 года назад +166

    "Drug facts? They're bad, that's the only drug fact you need to know."
    "Except you, pot" 💀

  • @xeroclan9595
    @xeroclan9595 3 года назад +41

    Literally the most adorable thing i've seen this entire month

  • @spacerthenerd
    @spacerthenerd 3 года назад +709

    Brandon: * just casually missing an eyebrow *

    • @davinhall7799
      @davinhall7799 3 года назад +14

      Seriously what happened???

    • @UnsungPhoenix
      @UnsungPhoenix 3 года назад +27

      @@davinhall7799 the fire burned his eyebrow off lol

    • @Hi-mn8yz
      @Hi-mn8yz 3 года назад +7

      It looks like it’s there

    • @spacerthenerd
      @spacerthenerd 3 года назад +11

      @@UnsungPhoenix pfffffft HAHAHAHA wait really! Wow! What a way for an eyebrow to go out

    • @abbyh4828
      @abbyh4828 3 года назад +5

      I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

  • @kylemurphy2313
    @kylemurphy2313 2 года назад

    🤣 🤣 "all drugs are bad...except you, pot" yessss amen lol

  • @ecstacyylynn3783
    @ecstacyylynn3783 3 года назад +35

    His son is so cute!!! Love how becoming a father made him even better with his dad jokes 😂😂

  • @brittanymariee7183
    @brittanymariee7183 3 года назад +52

    I cannot express enough how happy I am for you both! I've always wondered when you two would have a little one together, but I never ask since I know there are women and men who suffer from conditions that prevent them from having children; so I understand how touchy of a subject that can be for some people. ❤ Congratulations to you both!

  • @lexuswilson3200
    @lexuswilson3200 3 года назад +75

    I love that he's so proud he's a dad that he mentions his new child every 30 seconds 😂

    • @alecpayne3492
      @alecpayne3492 3 года назад +2

      Ikr it’s so sweet he’s so clearly exited

  • @starchild_simp2274
    @starchild_simp2274 3 года назад

    It’s the missing eyebrow that got me ascending 😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣