Ultra Instinct Gru

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  • Опубликовано: 31 июл 2019
  • It's 2019 boys, and Ultra Instinct Shaggy has been unchallenged. Will this new change of breath of wind come in and, possibly, defeat the Shagster?! Find next on Dragon-stinct Z!
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  • @BigMahn_
    @BigMahn_ 4 года назад +17990

    Ah so ur a man of culture as well

  • @TheAwsomeSawse
    @TheAwsomeSawse 3 года назад +4607

    “He punched the shark” is probably the best line in the movie

  • @Hammy712
    @Hammy712 3 года назад +8546

    Gru climbs the pyrimid of giza in under 4 seconds.

  • @marvelousmadmen832
    @marvelousmadmen832 3 года назад +3788

    “Gru is a terrible choice for death battle, he’d lose instantly.”
    This scene: *”Are you sure about that?”*

    • @jacorcerv
      @jacorcerv 3 года назад +152

      Gru vs Megamind would be an interesting episode tbh

    • @xoltol3153
      @xoltol3153 3 года назад +179

      @@jacorcerv gru is 14 feet tall and is fast enough to dodge actual ballistic missiles AND has all the brains of megamind

    • @glitchy2030
      @glitchy2030 3 года назад +18

      if he only activites its ultra instinct

    • @presleychan3625
      @presleychan3625 3 года назад +23

      @@jacorcerv megamind would get bodied

    • @ProfessionalGoober
      @ProfessionalGoober 3 года назад +55

      Gru's appearance is like, B tier, but his stats are a solid S+ each.

  • @drstepan1078
    @drstepan1078 3 года назад +1592

    Let's think for a second.
    First of all, Gru is super rich. If he wasn't it'd be hard for him to have all of his tech and inventions.
    Second, Gru is super intelligent. Evident by his plans and inventions.
    Third, Gru has a following of thousands of very loyal, nearly immortal beings.
    Fourth, Gru has incredible physical prowess. He backfisted a Shark like it was no big deal. Gru's physique is also incredible, he's a giant. His skin is also incredibly tough. If you didn't know, some sharks have skin that is essentially millions of micro razor blades. The fact he hit that Shark and suffered no damage proves his incredible defense.
    Gru was also able to dodge missiles that travel at incredibly high speeds essentially without trouble. He also thought up the plan to use the missiles to infiltrate Vector's base in virtually no time. He courageously went onto a ship that would go into space and would likely kill him.
    Do not treat Gru like a regular being. He is not. Respect him. If not respect, fear him. You may underestimate Gru as some silly animated character, he is not. If you ever (re)watch a movie he is in, remember how incredible he is. _why is there no anime about Gru???_

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 года назад +179

      I actually went through the process of reading all of this...very cool analysis.

    • @vedanthmallem4016
      @vedanthmallem4016 3 года назад +47

      u my friend are dope!!

    • @Xaleya
      @Xaleya 3 года назад +48

      I think you meant One Punch Man?

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 года назад +6

      How fast we talking?

    • @ThanhNguyen-ex3yh
      @ThanhNguyen-ex3yh 3 года назад +61

      He LITERALLY climbed to the top of the Pyramid of Giza in under 4 seconds just to catch up to Vector's ship.

  • @justaslime7525
    @justaslime7525 3 года назад +4707

    Vector: *kidnaps the GORLS*
    Gru: Your free Trial of Life has expired

  • @RubixKyuub
    @RubixKyuub 3 года назад +10944

    Missed an opportunity to show his power level using the missiles scanner

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 года назад +1033

      True

    • @triforceofcourage100
      @triforceofcourage100 3 года назад +1423

      That’s because it’s beyond measure

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 года назад +784

      @@triforceofcourage100 Facts

    • @hypershadic9660
      @hypershadic9660 3 года назад +296

      Mortals can’t read the power level of a god

    • @paranoidbutnotanandroid3753
      @paranoidbutnotanandroid3753 3 года назад +133

      It would destroy it's entire system because of how big the number would be (without counting the decimal)

  • @MAXimumLvlCraziness
    @MAXimumLvlCraziness 3 года назад +312

    “HE PUNCHED THE SHARK”
    It was at that moment, he knew, he f*cked up

  • @murderouscinnamonrolln5349
    @murderouscinnamonrolln5349 3 года назад +531

    “He punched the shark!”
    -Vector
    “He cancelled out the blast?!”
    -Jiren
    Same energy

  • @dripsnake44
    @dripsnake44 3 года назад +3725

    If you think about it, it makes sense that he has Ultra Instinct considering how fast missiles are.

    • @doodlethestickman740
      @doodlethestickman740 3 года назад +62

      God damn right

    • @lazyproductions8005
      @lazyproductions8005 3 года назад +154

      @Gaming Guy I mean, Krillins the strongest human according to Akira Toriyama, so I guess thats a compliment?

    • @lazyproductions8005
      @lazyproductions8005 3 года назад +32

      @Gaming Guy In the Illumination movies, past DM1, everything is a joke. The jokes aren’t funny, either

    • @deadopsgx8578
      @deadopsgx8578 3 года назад +2

      They're actually not as fast as you think,unless you used google

    • @dripsnake44
      @dripsnake44 3 года назад +29

      @@deadopsgx8578 Well, it's impossible to know exactly what type of missiles those were, so I googled for 2 things: The average speed of a missile and the average speed of a cruise missile. First search came up as 7 km/s, and the second one came up as 500 mph. Either way, we can't determine exactly what type of missiles they are, so we can't have a good estimate of the speed of the missiles. The scene could be slowed down in the movie, like how the 5 minute long Frieza vs. SSJ Goku fight lasted many episodeS. Still, since they are missiles, we know that Gru is incredibly fast.

  • @reos6794
    @reos6794 3 года назад +1832

    Vector: “UNPREDICTABLE”
    Gru: "Im sorry did you say something? I was too busy predicting every single movement of yours"

    • @thedemogorgon5054
      @thedemogorgon5054 3 года назад +16

      When I get in there you are in for a WORLD of pain!

    • @Shadow-rz5pb
      @Shadow-rz5pb 3 года назад +7

      lol, badass line right there

    • @xvxninjawolfxvx1693
      @xvxninjawolfxvx1693 3 года назад +1

      Take a free like

    • @bigtoe8081
      @bigtoe8081 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html

    • @yeoldeseawitch
      @yeoldeseawitch 3 года назад +1

      vector is more predictable than the plot of a modern isekai

  • @thebluebird7632
    @thebluebird7632 3 года назад +132

    Vector is thinking to himself: "So this is the power of ultra instinct!"

  • @justarandomlokisimp4693
    @justarandomlokisimp4693 3 года назад +106

    When the teacher says: we play dogdeball!
    The introverts: uhh, I hate dogdeball..
    This random sport kid:

  • @myxstery_
    @myxstery_ 3 года назад +2147

    This man built like a bottle of soap and still dodges missiles coming at him.

  • @reecehero8938
    @reecehero8938 3 года назад +2339

    You can’t see his hair color change cus he’s bald

    • @lucidknight3512
      @lucidknight3512 3 года назад +20

      Uhh no wonder

    • @rickuak4284
      @rickuak4284 3 года назад +101

      his ball hair did change tho I can confirm

    • @megashark987
      @megashark987 3 года назад +8

      @@rickuak4284 fuck i was going to type that

    • @shiruwa4617
      @shiruwa4617 3 года назад +3

      *his eyebrown

    • @welhen9745
      @welhen9745 3 года назад +6

      he's one punch man but he only uses 0.1 of his power

  • @JJunkAFunk
    @JJunkAFunk 3 года назад +135

    This is lesson number one: Never mess with a Super Villains kids.

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 года назад +7

      Let me fix that
      Never try to f##k with a super villain in the first place

    • @JJunkAFunk
      @JJunkAFunk 3 года назад +2

      @@Viper-0926 well if you’re a more super super villain, you got a chance. Unless you’re trying to fight Megamind.

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 года назад +3

      @@JJunkAFunk im not a villain im a mercenary so partially

    • @I11Vanon
      @I11Vanon 3 года назад +1

      @@Viper-0926 ur the guy who......... Said....
      *SPEED IS LIFE*

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 года назад

      @@I11Vanon good point

  • @mudafucca4420
    @mudafucca4420 3 года назад +263

    Agnes: Margo
    Margo: Yes?
    Agnes: Gru has finally reached it, hasn't he?
    Margo: ... Yes.
    Agnes: Honestly. what an unbelievable villain!
    That form... That glow...
    That... That, indeed, is the complete...
    *ULTRA INSTINCT!*

  • @shniko
    @shniko 3 года назад +1975

    After years of a strict training regimen, he lost his hai-
    oh wait, wrong anime

    • @noone-bp2iv
      @noone-bp2iv 3 года назад +32

      Soka

    • @crescntt
      @crescntt 3 года назад +10

      Underrated comment

    • @v0lk_pr1m36
      @v0lk_pr1m36 3 года назад +51

      ONE PUUUUUUU-
      oh wait, wrong anime

    • @yikes4639
      @yikes4639 3 года назад +14

      The rockkk, oh wait wrong person

    • @arezazle5353
      @arezazle5353 3 года назад +6

      If this was the wrong Anime why did u continue to type it then post the comment . _.

  • @francescofioroni70
    @francescofioroni70 3 года назад +5628

    Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here's why: according to the height of a Minion...

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi 3 года назад +36

    Gru's been a villain since he was around 10. Don't forget that.

  • @DioBruhndo
    @DioBruhndo 3 года назад +1921

    Vector: “He may have dodged the heat-seeking missles with ease, but there’s NO WAY he’ll dodge the shark”
    Gru: casually blocks shark
    Vector: *NANI?!*

    • @jimijenkins2548
      @jimijenkins2548 3 года назад +35

      lmao parry frames git gud casual

    • @pikachubolt2001
      @pikachubolt2001 3 года назад +5

      Like true ultra instinct counters just by lifting the fist

    • @tamimsajish4515
      @tamimsajish4515 3 года назад +4

      *casually punches the shark* Vectr F-ed up big time

    • @sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232
      @sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232 3 года назад +1

      Aight, B r u h n d o, made me laugh :3

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune 3 года назад +7

      He doesn't just block it.
      He casually cold-clocks it.
      With one punch.
      Without even looking it's way or acknowledging it's EXISTANCE.

  • @MotionDaevex
    @MotionDaevex 3 года назад +3067

    He has done it...he has mastered ULTRA INSTINCT

    • @maxigamer6903
      @maxigamer6903 3 года назад +14

      Hola

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 года назад +103

      What? You couldn't possibly be saying he mastered it in only a span of hours?

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 3 года назад +31

      Fun fact: goku never actually mastered ultra instinct
      SSJ5 is mui

    • @maxigamer6903
      @maxigamer6903 3 года назад +2

      @@noobmaster6823 Elisabeth que res ser mi novia ♡♡♡ 😎😎💋💋

    • @andreasdimopoulos5826
      @andreasdimopoulos5826 3 года назад +7

      More like GRULTRA INSTINCT

  • @oscargimblett1990
    @oscargimblett1990 3 года назад +24

    I just noticed, when Gru hit the doorbell camera thing, the room around vector shook, or at least the camera did a bit, meaning his punch was felt all the way inside the compound.

  • @lazarus9165
    @lazarus9165 3 года назад +20

    You don't just piss off a man who's gained the respect and admiration of an entire species of immortal beings who wish for nothing less than the most despicable of masters.

  • @fl0wzz741
    @fl0wzz741 3 года назад +1717

    Vector: “UNPREDICTABLEEEE”
    Gru: *”predictable”*

  • @TheDiggity42
    @TheDiggity42 3 года назад +2792

    this is the only illumination movie I could tolerate

  • @27.mdareeb16
    @27.mdareeb16 3 года назад +44

    Everybody gangsta until someone starts dodging Missiles

  • @Steezer_geezer
    @Steezer_geezer 3 года назад +8

    “UNPREDICTABLE”
    That’s where you’re wrong

  • @adibateam1450
    @adibateam1450 3 года назад +714

    The fact the heat seeking missiles went straight after gru and not the one house they flew right past that has every heater, kettle, microwave and cooker shows how hot gru really is

    • @darcraven01
      @darcraven01 3 года назад +5

      they werent heat seeking... they just had a target lock on gru

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 3 года назад +37

      @@darcraven01 it says heat seeking missiles

    • @musahfuseini9130
      @musahfuseini9130 3 года назад +4

      @@AtlasofSol which are locked in him

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 3 года назад +7

      @@musahfuseini9130 the guy above me said that they were not heat seeking.

    • @forcecaptaincatra1618
      @forcecaptaincatra1618 3 года назад +1

      Lmao wtf hahahHHHahhahahaha

  • @BasicallyRANDOMYT
    @BasicallyRANDOMYT 3 года назад +1379

    Shaggy: like finally, a worthy opponent.
    Our battle will be legendary.

    • @peanutman230
      @peanutman230 3 года назад +46

      Well technically gru fighting shaggy would be like discovering super saiyan and fighting someone who's already mastered it

    • @kennethgillins7571
      @kennethgillins7571 3 года назад +31

      Spongebob:Oh,your approaching me?

    • @verelobelo1563
      @verelobelo1563 3 года назад +28

      Mr. Bean: pathetic

    • @JosephStalin-vo6gi
      @JosephStalin-vo6gi 3 года назад +3

      @@kennethgillins7571 you're

    • @kennethgillins7571
      @kennethgillins7571 3 года назад +6

      @@JosephStalin-vo6gi well I’m sorry mr grammar police.

  • @deebopnoob7280
    @deebopnoob7280 3 года назад +6

    Gru is able to survive and explosion , climb a pyramid in a few seconds , steal the moon, has a whole lab with a space rocket launch site,can punch a shark and knock it out, and even dodge missiles

  • @NarutoUzumaski
    @NarutoUzumaski 3 года назад +10

    His nose gives him the ability to rival the G.O.D.S

  • @xXBoykisserXx
    @xXBoykisserXx 3 года назад +515

    Vector: has like 15 rocket launchers that can decimate an entire neighborhood
    The government: this is fine

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 года назад +56

      And there’s a bald 14 feet tall man that publicly enslaved yellow pill-shaped creatures. Everything is perfectly fine.

    • @samfriendsyt1353
      @samfriendsyt1353 3 года назад +1

      @@catsareyes6446 yeah.

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 года назад +3

      Thats America for ya

    • @infinitevault
      @infinitevault 3 года назад

      @@Viper-0926 😂😂

    • @FlamingInkjet
      @FlamingInkjet 2 года назад

      I mean there is a bank within the other bank’s bathroom

  • @Will99371
    @Will99371 3 года назад +6

    When u do all the side quests before fighting the end-game boss:

  • @DaisyDrinksPop
    @DaisyDrinksPop 3 года назад +8

    he finally decided to use 1% of his power

  • @RebornFitz
    @RebornFitz 3 года назад +452

    I have no idea why this was in my recommendations, but hey I’m not complaining

  • @CringeyGod
    @CringeyGod  5 лет назад +1141

    This is only a taste of Gru's power...

    • @jeysoncarbajal8205
      @jeysoncarbajal8205 3 года назад +11

      Yes XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leonardorivera450
      @leonardorivera450 3 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @thehalfsaiyajin5073
      @thehalfsaiyajin5073 3 года назад +23

      @ELLIOT LENERS no...
      0.001%

    • @Xxiz268
      @Xxiz268 3 года назад +12

      @@thehalfsaiyajin5073 no 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

    • @sleepy_634
      @sleepy_634 3 года назад +9

      @@Xxiz268 no only
      0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

  • @haikalblitz2125
    @haikalblitz2125 3 года назад +3

    I can't believe this video is in my recommendation. I'm very grateful

  • @Lawnmowerdude3491
    @Lawnmowerdude3491 3 года назад +30

    Everyones talking about Ultra Instinct Gru, but is no one gonna talk about how weak those missiles are?

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 3 года назад +477

    "You can mess with a man's game but you don't mess with a man's children."
    -Lao, Tzu.

    • @A.Z.296
      @A.Z.296 3 года назад +2

      Indeed

    • @bobowontons2254
      @bobowontons2254 3 года назад +7

      Did Lao Tzu say that? I did a quick Google search and came up with nothing.
      Still a good quote though; I applaud.

    • @_Kronos001
      @_Kronos001 3 года назад +18

      @@bobowontons2254 it’s a common internet meme font where users make a quote and insert a random name after it

    • @greymaulker8326
      @greymaulker8326 3 года назад +11

      @@_Kronos001 "True, even though Sun Tzu is real."
      -Sun Tzu, The art of War

    • @ri.co_
      @ri.co_ 3 года назад

      @@greymaulker8326 He put Lao, Tzu not Sun Tzu-

  • @tarsis5933
    @tarsis5933 3 года назад +411

    So this is the man that can take down Shaggy, Thanos and Sephiroth in one snap.

    • @amiriki
      @amiriki 3 года назад +10

      Shaggy ultra instinct tho

    • @classicspeeder
      @classicspeeder 3 года назад +29

      @@amiriki Gru is stronger than Shaggy as Gru can actually do this shit instead of it just being a joke

    • @carlwheezer7157
      @carlwheezer7157 3 года назад +22

      @@classicspeeder how dare you insult shaggy like that

    • @shootingpersonbelowme4362
      @shootingpersonbelowme4362 3 года назад +10

      @@classicspeeder but it isnt a joke, ever seen the original video for UI shaggy

    • @krishnashisgoswami6528
      @krishnashisgoswami6528 3 года назад +4

      What about saitama?

  • @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985
    @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985 3 года назад +5

    This was the best despicable me movie, it wasn't about the minions, it was about him and his character development.

  • @henryfinn1874
    @henryfinn1874 3 года назад +6

    the minions:
    cosa sta facendo?
    the old guy that makes all the inventions: hes beginning to believe...

  • @cazter901
    @cazter901 3 года назад +216

    Japanese lyrics: Exist
    Auto-generated subtitles: Reality can be whatever I want!

  • @thomasjames2541
    @thomasjames2541 3 года назад +253

    Missles: We will end you whole career!
    Gru: I don't give a damn

  • @RETIREDCHANNEL.
    @RETIREDCHANNEL. Год назад +2

    Shaggy: I Have Ultra Instinct
    Gru: Hold My Weapons

  • @bobtheboy5311
    @bobtheboy5311 3 года назад +1

    Nothing beats the rage of a parent who’s children are in trouble.

  • @funninichgaming8132
    @funninichgaming8132 3 года назад +651

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I came to see gru
    And you did too

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 года назад +33

      Jokes on you. I *am* Gru

    • @bobthejerry7971
      @bobthejerry7971 3 года назад +13

      @@CringeyGod I have kidnapped your gorls

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 года назад +12

      @@bobthejerry7971 ...!? Not my gurls!!

    • @bobthejerry7971
      @bobthejerry7971 3 года назад +14

      @@CringeyGod I will give them back to you as soon as you give me full enchanted netherite armor

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 года назад +12

      @@bobthejerry7971 You're impossible.

  • @paulcabus4832
    @paulcabus4832 3 года назад +82

    Gru: Becomes Ultra Instinct
    Every girl in a fifty mile radius:
    *Wetter than water*

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 года назад +1

      Water isn’t wet so technically they be as dry as sand and be wetter than water.

    • @aexriel1783
      @aexriel1783 3 года назад +2

      @@catsareyes6446 technically, to be wet you have to have a water molecule touching you, so if it's a single molecule, it isn't wet, however if its 2 molecules together, they are both wet, so water can be both wet and not wet

    • @user-vy8jc1js8i
      @user-vy8jc1js8i 3 года назад

      @@aexriel1783 okay, nerd

    • @emoji7397
      @emoji7397 3 года назад +1

      @@catsareyes6446 ah, Intelligence.

    • @googol572
      @googol572 3 года назад

      @@catsareyes6446 r/whooooosh

  • @cristianbrianbrac6185
    @cristianbrianbrac6185 3 года назад +1

    The best RUclips video I've watched in a while. Nicely done.👌🏽

  • @huwurr7835
    @huwurr7835 3 года назад +7

    Gru: naturally dodges heat-seeking missiles
    Vector: there is No way he''ll dodge th-
    Gru: Smacks the shark
    Vector: Well he can't get me if I'm in an escape pod r-right?
    Gru: climbs Giant pyramid in under 4 seconds
    Vector: There is no way he can get on the escape pod!
    Gru: does exactly that
    Vector: holy cr*p what have gotten into!?

  • @kalitos7996
    @kalitos7996 3 года назад +244

    Whis? He done it, hasn’t he?

    • @loyalgenix
      @loyalgenix 3 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @KilljoyHaxsy
      @KilljoyHaxsy 3 года назад +9

      It's outstanding this mortal really is something else

    • @needboostRL
      @needboostRL 3 года назад +1

      Just take a look at that form

    • @KilljoyHaxsy
      @KilljoyHaxsy 3 года назад +1

      @@needboostRL complete at all of it's majesty

    • @shukaku4222
      @shukaku4222 3 года назад

      Yes

  • @thegooddoctor413
    @thegooddoctor413 3 года назад +78

    I like how Vector knows he’s been beat when Gru punches the shark, he just leaves.

  • @cybergooninja004
    @cybergooninja004 3 года назад +5

    The fact the beat times with everything perfectly is amazing especially him punching a shark. Death battle needs to do ultra instinct GRU vs goku

  • @optic5682
    @optic5682 3 года назад +3

    Flawless glitch less speedrun by gru well done. That jump timing when running up the pyramid is a run killer.

  • @zantfluffingtons.396
    @zantfluffingtons.396 3 года назад +189

    Most people don’t even run towards things when they’re gonna try and dodge it, but this man full on charged forward.

    • @mikeoxmaul7527
      @mikeoxmaul7527 3 года назад +2

      i want to like but this comment has 69 likes

    • @Quick.0905
      @Quick.0905 3 года назад

      @@mikeoxmaul7527 already at 87

    • @Romulo_Conrado
      @Romulo_Conrado 3 года назад +2

      Here's why, if you go backwards against an opponent's punch there's a high chance that there's another two coming and no time for retaliation but if you go dodging towards the opponent, it will give you a chance to hit and that one chance determines your conviction as a man that's why gru is alpha.

  • @Hunterb0t12
    @Hunterb0t12 3 года назад +62

    Let’s think about this for a second, he ran head first towards heat seeking missiles to save his daughters. And he PUNCHES A SHARK.

    • @RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight
      @RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight 3 года назад +3

      Don't forget the mad dash to the top of the pyramid, faster than Usain Bolt can run the 100m dash

  • @batmanwayne879
    @batmanwayne879 3 года назад +6

    He trained harder than Goku and that's how he lost his hair

    • @totallynotcyan1852
      @totallynotcyan1852 3 года назад

      He is one punch man but in disguise, he sacrificed his hair for his powers.

    • @samfriendsyt1353
      @samfriendsyt1353 3 года назад

      @@totallynotcyan1852 lol

  • @Rubiks_guy10
    @Rubiks_guy10 Месяц назад +2

    This ain’t no ultra instinct Gru. This is six eyes Gru

  • @temtrys
    @temtrys 3 года назад +47

    Shaggy: Not bad Gru man, you made me use 80% of my power.

  • @charleswesthoff5954
    @charleswesthoff5954 3 года назад +106

    I enjoy how it sounds like he said “I’m predictable”

  • @JuanMunzerAsakura
    @JuanMunzerAsakura 3 года назад +2

    Missed out on the chance to name it Grultra Instinct.

  • @comfy88338
    @comfy88338 3 года назад +4

    This man is straight-up unstoppable to the very definition of the word, god I wish I was him.

  • @xeno1068
    @xeno1068 3 года назад +595

    Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    • @daquavioushornswoggledilly1553
      @daquavioushornswoggledilly1553 3 года назад +21

      :O

    • @steelpump100
      @steelpump100 3 года назад +53

      the shark was probably just scared. He never dies. I mean think about it, you're supposed to be a fierce predator, and you got punched. it's like if a god was just minding it's own business, then a random person just comes up and punches you, with great force. To the shark, that is scary

    • @myaccountgotdeleted1957
      @myaccountgotdeleted1957 3 года назад +45

      Shaggy gonna need a backup plan

    • @mc6974
      @mc6974 3 года назад +4

      Damn

    • @blade9657
      @blade9657 3 года назад +9

      Science 100

  • @thevortexisendless9012
    @thevortexisendless9012 3 года назад +299

    Gru: "Not bad, you made me use 100% of my power, Vector.."
    *"BUT WHO SAID 100 WAS MY LIMIT?!"*
    Edit: Holy shoot I' ve never had 100 likes before

    • @sawdof9799
      @sawdof9799 3 года назад +2

      TheVortexIsEndless UH OH

    • @jrlopez1027.
      @jrlopez1027. 3 года назад +1

      _Glasses flash_
      *100% is a percentage so it means it’s 100/100 of your power*

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 3 года назад +4

      he gonna use 9000 percent

    • @krzysztofstepien8338
      @krzysztofstepien8338 3 года назад +6

      @@jrlopez1027. Who is to say that he can't "go even further beyond".

    • @ZNotFound
      @ZNotFound 3 года назад +2

      @@jrlopez1027. What about 100% of 1.00% of his power?

  • @stephen4250
    @stephen4250 2 года назад +2

    You say Dragon Ball Ultra Instinct, I say weak... You say Gru Ultra Instinct, I say CHILL LET ME LIVE!

  • @fixel_gamer7236
    @fixel_gamer7236 2 года назад +1

    Vector: I have missiles that can destroy a whole neighborhood
    Gru: I have power that can destroy a planet

  • @weirdonezombie8186
    @weirdonezombie8186 3 года назад +61

    Gru: “goku isn’t the only one who has ultra instinct..there’s another one right here!”

    • @SonicTheHero
      @SonicTheHero 3 года назад +1

      Tell me about it i got the same power

    • @unknownvariable2456
      @unknownvariable2456 3 года назад +1

      I knew there was gonna be someone here with 2nd grader syndrome. in what world would that comment even sound remotely cool, sounds like that kid saying "I have the power of anime, AND god on MY SIDE REEEEEEEEEE"
      I know a lot of attention whores but what do they even call the people who love making people cringe? cringe whores?

    • @imgaine51
      @imgaine51 3 года назад

      He literally quoted the original show with a bit of a change. Chill the hell out lol.

    • @dontmindme8571
      @dontmindme8571 3 года назад

      @@imgaine51 I think he's talking about the kid who said "tell me about it i got the same power".

    • @Partizani99
      @Partizani99 3 года назад

      And shaggy

  • @koalaleaves844
    @koalaleaves844 3 года назад +367

    Gru vs shaggy, fist collide can annihilate the entire universe, with nothing to breath with nothing to destroy the battle is far from over

    • @Moh-Moh
      @Moh-Moh 3 года назад +14

      Them just looking at each other would mean the death of our universe

    • @susannenichols2495
      @susannenichols2495 3 года назад +1

      Sorry bro but shaggy can’t even fly he’s not a match for anybody ultra instinct gru seemed to be REAL so gru would win

    • @susannenichols2495
      @susannenichols2495 3 года назад +1

      @@AE_15x I’m going to end this argument even though it just started the shaggy meme is dead now. Shaggy can’t even get drip he’s done for 💀

    • @TylerJayWalker
      @TylerJayWalker 3 года назад +3

      No mortal. Shaggy had to use 0.000001% of his skill to fight those bikers and Gru just did a couple
      Meanial
      Tasks.

    • @justsomeguywithatophat8502
      @justsomeguywithatophat8502 3 года назад

      Dead meme

  • @seanthecreator4518
    @seanthecreator4518 3 года назад

    Imagine getting recommend this and then u watch this exact video for the whole entire day

  • @jumperoochen
    @jumperoochen 3 года назад +1

    This is the BEST Ultra Instinct video I have ever seen!

  • @Average_FooFighters_Fan
    @Average_FooFighters_Fan 3 года назад +138

    I showed this to a woman the pants are indeed wet

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 года назад +23

      Good on you, Shrek.

    • @convexpiano
      @convexpiano 3 года назад +9

      Was it because you were in their presence shrek or was it the video, I'm to believe it's because your presence

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 3 года назад +5

      It’s just you

    • @Ark-gi4hb
      @Ark-gi4hb 3 года назад

      if i was a gorl i would be wet to.

    • @chr_mehearts
      @chr_mehearts 3 года назад

      @@convexpiano its.. BOTH

  • @myaccountgotdeleted1957
    @myaccountgotdeleted1957 3 года назад +25

    Vector when he sees gru use 1 percent of his power: OH SHIT ESCAPE POD *ESCAPE PODDDDD!*

  • @eliaschile4800
    @eliaschile4800 4 месяца назад +1

    Gru’s grip strength has got to be monstrous
    The ship hatch he hung on to must have been inches wide
    He held onto his entire body weight with his finger tips
    The man does not skip forearm day

  • @yeetthechild1315
    @yeetthechild1315 3 года назад +5

    "impossible! no one can just deflect the shark splash!"

  • @game_killer4209
    @game_killer4209 3 года назад +133

    Alternate ending: Dio possesses guru and uses The World

    • @Moira_Aionios
      @Moira_Aionios 3 года назад +9

      Victor:* fires missiles *
      Gru: Ho. Mukatte kuru no ka

    • @obiwankenobi8033
      @obiwankenobi8033 3 года назад +4

      @@Moira_Aionios nigezuni kono dio ni chikazuite kuru no ka?

    • @NoOne-om7mm
      @NoOne-om7mm 3 года назад

      I think king crimson is a better pick since it can predict the missiles

    • @Moira_Aionios
      @Moira_Aionios 3 года назад

      @@NoOne-om7mm ahh yes the epitaph... He can also do his time erase to erase the part of time where he got hit by the missiles

    • @NoOne-om7mm
      @NoOne-om7mm 3 года назад +2

      @@Moira_Aionios So it means that doppio has 3 personality and Gru is one of them?

  • @SkyStrikeZ
    @SkyStrikeZ 3 года назад +126

    Shaggy: “Are you challenging me?”

  • @NoobSlayer81935
    @NoobSlayer81935 Год назад +2

    Gru speed is even faster than my eyes when looking.

  • @xxshadowwolfxx2105
    @xxshadowwolfxx2105 3 года назад +2

    and remember thats only 0.000001% of his power

  • @DocWolph
    @DocWolph 3 года назад +79

    The first thing every hero learns: NEVER give a villain a real reason to hurt you.

    • @Moss_Dude
      @Moss_Dude 3 года назад +14

      The first thing every villain learns: An adequate defense system isn't enough.

  • @elijahswogger9909
    @elijahswogger9909 3 года назад +100

    The RUclips algorithm is breaking more and more every day.

  • @rednation3505
    @rednation3505 3 года назад +8

    smh
    The manga done gru justice much more than this.

  • @NeroKiratsu
    @NeroKiratsu 3 года назад +1

    I didn't know how badly I needed this to show up in my recommended

  • @a1marine105
    @a1marine105 3 года назад +58

    When you realise that gru didn't take any enhancements ... Let's give him so cocaine

  • @random_doggy1099
    @random_doggy1099 3 года назад +29

    Captions: “kakashi drowsy, come come im down down down Google kaku. Oh.”
    Me: “Ah now I know the lyrics”

  • @pigpimpin8112
    @pigpimpin8112 2 года назад +2

    I find it funny that he climbs over some pretty large heat seeking missles, that I suppose are meant for planes or ships. Therefore gru has the reaction time to not only jump over but to also climb on those what I presume Mach traveling speed, missles. Therefore gru can move at or near the speed of sound.

  • @SirPanikalot778
    @SirPanikalot778 Год назад +3

    It is a crime that this is not the most viewed video on youtube

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  Год назад +1

      Hah, I wouldn't go that far, but thanks.

  • @miss.dannitiger
    @miss.dannitiger 3 года назад +10

    This is why i love gru. He will do anything for his daughters

  • @evinstorms9870
    @evinstorms9870 3 года назад +4

    I watch this vid all the time just to remind myself how much of a chad gru is

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 года назад +1

      He is, indeed, extremely Chad.

  • @its_leeoh4509
    @its_leeoh4509 3 года назад +1

    I didn’t realize that I needed this

  • @cicasianodoggogud3835
    @cicasianodoggogud3835 3 года назад +10

    Vector:"oohohoo, im reaally scared"
    Gru:*casually punches camera*
    Vector:*gets scared*
    Me:*wows in absolute amazement*

  • @horusdaog
    @horusdaog 3 года назад +9

    Pov: this isn't your first time watching this.

  • @tomplayer3202
    @tomplayer3202 3 года назад +4

    when Gru shot his head but lived.

  • @ebenezeragyeman2851
    @ebenezeragyeman2851 3 года назад +2

    I love how the theme just kicks in It's so exciting 😂

  • @noobmaster6823
    @noobmaster6823 3 года назад +46

    This has every right to be this badass

  • @slurpyboi3965
    @slurpyboi3965 3 года назад +9

    Missiles: i lik3 ya cut G
    Gru: missed

  • @archielmagallanes5937
    @archielmagallanes5937 3 года назад

    i though my eyes was messed up but no it was the editing XD love it

  • @chrisyeetsalot5426
    @chrisyeetsalot5426 2 года назад +1

    Gru realized to save the gorls he had to master the forbidden technique

  • @martensicking9702
    @martensicking9702 3 года назад +54

    Shaggy:"finally a worthy oponent, our battle will be legendary"

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 года назад +1

      Nah. I am pretty sure he wont even use %10 of his power 😉

    • @beebbeeb5996
      @beebbeeb5996 3 года назад

      @@thedepression950 actually according to BenZo2020 on Reddit he may have a chance of getting shaggy to 10%. This is what he says First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    • @glassteapot279
      @glassteapot279 3 года назад

      @@beebbeeb5996 bro how did u copied a long comment like that

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 года назад

      @@beebbeeb5996 i was just saying that cause i saw a comic about shaggy vs saitama

    • @Youonyouon
      @Youonyouon 3 года назад

      I heard Kirby got shaggy to 20% before.

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 3 года назад +13

    Missiles: Prepare to die!
    Gru: Uno reverse card