James: "I'd rather peal off my toenails one by one than go back to android" Also James: "I didn't know that people's opinions about phones could be so aggressive!"
Quick question; Does any of what he’s trying to say in Chinese actually make sense? (I’d rather ask a stranger online than expose my boyfriend to this...thing.)
@@jakehawkins4805 idk why but I never got the notification for your reply, I only saw this because I'm rewatching this vid and scrolling through the comments again. Thank you though~ (I thought something was off but I basically know nothing about Mandarin or Cantonese, so I didn't want to make assumptions.)
Victoria Meow but tiktok or musically as it was known was released before douyin. Then it was bought out buy another company renaming it tiktok so douyin is just the Chinese version of tiktok
Ultimate agent-Musical.ly (stylized as musical.ly) was a social media service headquartered in Shanghai made by Alex Zhu, Luyu Yang, so tiktok is still the English version of 抖音.
5:12 jojospotlight is actually an amazing RUclipsr,he’s hilarious and heavily underrated. He even made a short video thanking you for promoting his channel, please check him out
Why does he talk like that? Like... it’s like he’s trying to “sound Chinese” without actually speaking Mandarin or one of the other languages spoken in mainland China. Also lmaoooo, his own manager dragging him to filth, I love it.
ღ ButterNoodles ღ mhm but technically he’s doing all of this for so much attention but your right tho he doesn’t need to sound Chinese I rather him speak his real accent than use a fake one cheers to you
@Imani Alexander Okay, child, how is just focusing on the bad things "irrelevant"? How am I being hypocritical? No one pointed me to a certain person and said "this person is bad". You know maybe you aren't the best at comebacks, you either have to have proof supporting what you say or be funny, and you're neither. Well, I'm not surprised as you're one of the sheep who just believes whatever information is put in front of them, disregarding any context to what actually happened in that person's life.
My dad told a lot of people about us when we were in New York/Texas, a male and a female had a bet about who got it right where we where from I don’t remember what the girl said but the dude said that he thought Russian.. Stranger Things season 3...
I loved watching his parodies, he was genuinely funny to me. Then he said he was leaving. I was sad about it, but I got over it. After that, I forgot about him. Then here he is, in James' video and man, he fucked up.
bart didn't necessarily have people become bored of his content. he no longer appeared on recommend even for his subscribers. youtube demonetised his videos for no reason so he couldn't make money. because this happened overtime without him noticing he struggled to pay off his production crew
Exactly, his Taylor Swift videos were mainly just meant to be taking harmlessly and humourously. After, his videos just seemed to take more towards making fun of the person who made the original music video rather than what was happening in the video itself or trying to twist the lyrics into something funny.
I used to really hate his channel. I would constantly call him out for his work being incredibly rude and such. But people would defend him saying stuff like “The celebrities gave him permission.” And such like that. Celebrities wouldn’t give someone permission to make fun of their music-
In china I'm pretty sure north koreans are seen as illegial immigrants in china meaning if it's TRUE we can make it seem like hes north korean and see him in jail or dead
Do go and check out Pinely's channel!
Here's a link to the video I mention later on: ruclips.net/video/yaaawzWkuIY/видео.html
Also you're a loser, bye
First to reply yasss
You're ｔｈｉｃｃ
Also no
Damnit, don't call me loser dad
We know we're losers. We clicked on this video as quick as possible.
I love how James is acting as if he isn't planning on doing this next year
Fr bruh
ariii 🖤
Just so he can brag another language
Well he is trilingual lol
@@itzpurple_queen9711 really?? wow he's never mentioned that, I can't believe he doesn't talk about his trilingualness more
When you said "Bart Baker", years of suppressed childhood memories came flooding back. Oh my god.
All. Of. Them. Came. Back.
I remember the everyday bro one oh this is great reminiscing
I M H A V I N G F L A S H B A C K S
same here
Same
its like hes being held hostage or smth
Dante DeSilva probably is
Except not by the Chinese by James and Pinely so they can make content of him 😂. (CoSPiRaCiEs)
HEY WHATS UP YOU GUYS,YES HERES ANOTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY
Rhiannon's Channel shhhhhhhh
I would not be surprised if he was. Something is very wrong there.
James: "I'd rather peal off my toenails one by one than go back to android"
Also James: "I didn't know that people's opinions about phones could be so aggressive!"
peel*
Poignant observation.
@@nebuvalon DANM BRO HES rEALy A DuCk
@@Jaestarexplodes thank you
ducks victory royale Mr duck *tips fedora* victory royale
I feel like he’s permanently transformed into one of the characters he played during his parody days
as someone who speaks mandarin fluently, the part where he was trying to speak Chinese in his livestream made me cringe to no end
Quick question; Does any of what he’s trying to say in Chinese actually make sense? (I’d rather ask a stranger online than expose my boyfriend to this...thing.)
pen Yeah, but his tones aren’t very good. And he just repeats ‘I love ...’ over and over again, as it’s the only sentence structure he knows
@@jakehawkins4805 idk why but I never got the notification for your reply, I only saw this because I'm rewatching this vid and scrolling through the comments again. Thank you though~ (I thought something was off but I basically know nothing about Mandarin or Cantonese, so I didn't want to make assumptions.)
Abercrombie & fish same
I cringed so bad when her started talking in Chinese 😣
RUclips be getting too confident with these double ads ya’ll
I'm thinking of getting the bootleg version of RUclips on my new Huawei Mac 420 XL Plus, just so I don't get ads.
Yeah, I got premium because of it! So irritating
@@bea4790 I know right! I hate when it does that!
Ad block is free my guy
bea that’s what they want you to do
I really feel bad for Bart. He seems like he's depressed and it's sad watching his career fall
Same honestly
@@thisuserhaspassedaway3100 me? no
Is his career really falling ? Maybe in the western industry but he probably is rising in china
Aex Lee maybe. But I do feel like what he’s doing now isn’t his true self. You know?? Like it doesn’t feel like he likes what he’s doing
Raneem Hasan of course, It’s definitely a challenge to try to please a totally different nation. Sad life to Bart
I was disappointed about how I knew so quick- he was half of my childhood and now i feel embarrassed, he literally has become irrelevant ngl
엄마J same honestly, i would always watch him
you use terms like, embarassed and irrelevant. You do know that what happened to him can happen to any channel, right?
No one:
Bart Baker: Y'all ever just like... Sell out to China
@@zzdesolatezz haha
Thats called tuesday ma dude
Yall mind if I-
Ha
Gosh I hate when that happens.
Wow that Pinely guy is pretty decent I probably should subscribe
nice
nice
nice
I've done a subscribe my man
Nice
No one:
Jojo: SaVe tHe TuRtLeS sksksksk
He's like that one koreaboo girl who tries to impress everyone with her singing even though she can't sing
Except she's obsessed with China
aka oli london
Lucy Williams A Huaweiaboo?
@@gloomycandy101 omggg using this 😂😂😂😂
An animating idiot chiaboo
Last time I was this early I was still laughing at Bart's parodies.
gasp. That's faster than the speed of light!
Candy Cakes 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh so you never have been early
congrats on being early for the first time
@ His videos were funny. Just like James said, parodies were in back then. People like what they like, so what 🤷♀️
He really does look like the love child between Jack Black and Human Shrek.
he is human shrek
@@cinnominno5781 that would be a compliment
My Strange Addiction:
“Hi I’m Bart Baker and I’m addicted to blonde hair dye“
No, I think your talking about ImAllexx
@@annag1740 no hes addicted to orange hair
Creepy Pheonix13 Incorrect. He’s addicted to bath water.
@@strz7 very true... Like Effie Trinket, only more terrifying
@@cancerousfetus9889 hair dye *and* bathwater.
I forgot that Bart Baker existed ngl, I feel like I was trying to repress those memories for a reason.
Same
I actually didn't remember him until James put on the wig ngl
I never knew he existed
Emo boi Tokoyami wait what
Arshia I never heard of him before this video
抖音 isnt the Chinese version of tiktok. Tiktok is the English version of 抖音
@@josephwalker2838 You are the American version
Victoria Meow Ok.........
Victoria Meow but tiktok or musically as it was known was released before douyin. Then it was bought out buy another company renaming it tiktok so douyin is just the Chinese version of tiktok
Ultimate agent-Musical.ly (stylized as musical.ly) was a social media service headquartered in Shanghai made by Alex Zhu, Luyu Yang, so tiktok is still the English version of 抖音.
Victoria Meow but it literally cannot be because it was released before douyin that makes it literally impossible
Contract:
-Wear Red
-Use Huawei
-Stan China
-Give soul
Signed
*Bart Baker*
Ahana you forgot “bleach hair”
Thats probably what the real contract looked like
He doesn’t have a soul
He doesn’t have a soul
wdw fan 🥱🥱
I lost it at “The Greatest Chowmein”
TehAshleh * chowmein !! And btw me too!😂😂😂
Alannah Foley my bad lol
LOL me two
TehAshleh we can’t have bootleg versions of our amazing beloved the greatest chowmein !! It’s a sin!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lolol
Alannah Foley exactly!
5:12 jojospotlight is actually an amazing RUclipsr,he’s hilarious and heavily underrated. He even made a short video thanking you for promoting his channel, please check him out
and Jojo is better than James
αlρнα мαявlє love that pfp
@@mari8nna my foot
Thank you for the time stamp
CobainKuy you’re welcome :) and I see you’re a man of culture as well, liking NCTZ....
He’s literally the weeb of Chinese culture
Matthew Tracey cheeb
@@Adrienne000 cheabboo
Weiaboo
😂😂😂
Yep
He sounds like he's being forced to do this. Like if he doesn't they're gonna whip him
Tbh hes probably into it
Why did I say that-
some unknownweirdo because you’re kinky-
@@idenuts5394 hell yeah
idenuts mood
Somebody call Shane Dawson!
8:43
James: does the 7th of July ring any bells?
Me: yeah it's my birthday
James: it's my birthday!!
Me: wtf
Connor Oreo Murphy ♋️ gang 🥵
Neve Bee
Eyyyyy
cancer gang ♋️
Any Leo's?...
I was born on the day japan was nuked! *and it's quite a coincidence I'm in love with nukes and bombs*
happy early birthday my dude
Nobody:
Me in 4th grade: omg Bart Baker is sooo hoottttt and he sings so well
Me tho
SAME THOUGH
IM HONESTLY SO GLAD OTHER PEOPLE HAD THAT PHASE
ITS THE WORST ONE IVE EVER HAD
I feel like everyone went through that phase 😐😐........
Not my proudest moment😂😂
Saaaaaame. I'm so glad I dug myself out of that hole
I was in second grade
Gotta congratulate James on his hew baby vickstar Marriott
Vikkstar Bahzinga Marriott will be a well loved child 😂
@@ADVxxxxx he already is
Top Ten Anime References:
Ya Boi
Yes!!
Bazinga
Bart: *I LOVE CHINA*
Coronavirus: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
SomePerson 37 was searching for something like this in these comments
What was I thinking of course there’s a stupid coronavirus comment
Oh noes corona left TAKE HIM TO EUROPE oh its leaving there? TAKE HIM TO AMERICA- oh so I dont really hear it anymore TAKE HIM YO THE SOURCE
Jod Nitrox this is the positivity on the internet we all need
@@s.e.r.medits966 me too
Why does he talk like that? Like... it’s like he’s trying to “sound Chinese” without actually speaking Mandarin or one of the other languages spoken in mainland China.
Also lmaoooo, his own manager dragging him to filth, I love it.
Damn he should know, totally not doing it on purpose!
Valerie Lynn I’m Chinese from Malaysia and it’s not easy to speak Chinese one of my friends from America tried and it’s not easy
rianna yong Thing is, he could use his regular voice. He doesn’t have to use a fake accent.
ღ ButterNoodles ღ mhm but technically he’s doing all of this for so much attention but your right tho he doesn’t need to sound Chinese I rather him speak his real accent than use a fake one cheers to you
Auto tune
The sound of autotune in his voice that he's always used is painful...
Hard to tell what's worse, that or the weird ass faces he pulls.
My head buzzes every time he's singing it's irritating idk why but now I feel sick
“You know this man”
No I don’t
“Bart baker”
Yes I do
Wait i remember watching his parodies in elementary school what the heck
Im going to cry im scarred
ur profile picture has scared me away
@@zach3394 same
Annie T boo bitches
Me too
This dude be looking like jake pauls secret twin
His manager is kinda great though
Lol
Man, your grammar is on point “this dude be looking like”
@@jayden6169 Y'know, it sucks when english teachers happen to stumble upon your RUclips comments and judge them as if it's an essay paper...
HOLY SHIT HI HAHAHHA
The words ‘Bart baker’ is traumatising.. I just remember him wearing all them terrible wigs.. just gives me nightmares
I now know how wigs should look and girl.... That was not it.
it's amazing how you remember just the bad things jumping on any band wagon a commentary channel points you to.
@Imani Alexander Okay, child, how is just focusing on the bad things "irrelevant"? How am I being hypocritical? No one pointed me to a certain person and said "this person is bad".
You know maybe you aren't the best at comebacks, you either have to have proof supporting what you say or be funny, and you're neither.
Well, I'm not surprised as you're one of the sheep who just believes whatever information is put in front of them, disregarding any context to what actually happened in that person's life.
"so this is gonna sound a bit weird"
yeah but when doesn't it
“Be left with bruised knees”
From praying.
From P R A Y I N G
Fall Out! At my Green Chemical Piløts and holy communion
praying to my-
I freaked out when he mentioned the Faroe Islands, I didn’t know that others were aware of its existence
My dad told a lot of people about us when we were in New York/Texas, a male and a female had a bet about who got it right where we where from I don’t remember what the girl said but the dude said that he thought Russian.. Stranger Things season 3...
Bart Baker looks like the guy that got plastic surgery to look like Jimin
I can't unsee this now
Oh gosh not Oli London
oil London be like:👁️👃👁️
👄
i can't unsee this shit😬
YES
Why does he look like morgz in the future?
Rexthebrave this comment needs more likes
Spending 24hrs in China challenge!!!! Nobody noticed!!!! Nearly caught!!!
Facts
It’s because he is
I never hear of bart till now
Dude I watched this guys for like 5 years then he just disappeared
" Bart- "
Me: Ah shit, here we go again.
Literally me when he went “Bart” I was like “No it can’t be” then had a flashback to all the parody’s I watched years ago 😂
james hunting you down for not remembering his birthday has duolingo owl energy
😂
*new notification*
I loved watching his parodies, he was genuinely funny to me. Then he said he was leaving. I was sad about it, but I got over it. After that, I forgot about him. Then here he is, in James' video and man, he fucked up.
Is anyone gonna ignore the fact that at 3:51 he says “I love China, why do you think I have a Huawei” whilst filming on an iPhone 😂😂😂
Even me, as a CHINESE PERSON, find his China-related contents cringy.
W.J Hou
Same. Just same.
(Which city are you from? I’m from Guangdong, HK)
SAMEEE
zSkyzz1
yes, Guangzhou is a whole another city than HK, but they’re both in the same part of China, and that part is called Guangdong
zSkyzz1
Correct me if I’m wrong though (I’m still in school and may not remember the stuff they taught me about the mainland)
zSkyzz1
ok thanks for reminding me
bart didn't necessarily have people become bored of his content. he no longer appeared on recommend even for his subscribers. youtube demonetised his videos for no reason so he couldn't make money. because this happened overtime without him noticing he struggled to pay off his production crew
"I use hwawei"
*Points it towards iphone camera*
"I look like the warped lovechild of Jack Black and human Shrek"
No you don't James you look more like regular shrek
ice bear so true
James Marriot has layers
you're damn right James is sexy
Bart Baker was a name that was wedged in a part of my memory i didn’t even know i would reach
I’m from the Faroe Islands, finally someone who knows of our existence. We love you too James, come visit us.
@Nora zeneli im from germany we know it too
Nora zeneli true not even the Danes know.
Eg eri frá Føroyum✌️😗☁️
I know about them too..
I actually still like his older Taylor Swift parodies, but he started to go downhill. Now he's like all the people he used to make fun of.
Exactly, his Taylor Swift videos were mainly just meant to be taking harmlessly and humourously. After, his videos just seemed to take more towards making fun of the person who made the original music video rather than what was happening in the video itself or trying to twist the lyrics into something funny.
"Rather peel of my toes than go back to using android"
*ANGRY ANDROID NOISES*
Android is a actually good
@@hitchy0755 Cause android is the only phone you have
@@Snakexkiller1 it's not I've had an iphone 6 and 8
@@hitchy0755 yeah android is cool too
@@Snakexkiller1 ah yes i love when a phone cracks when it falls on the ground from a very small distance
"Bart?"
Me: "..."
"Bart... Baker..?"
Me: _"no.."_
James: BaRrt?.... Bart-
Me: Simpson!
James: -Baker.....
Oh....
I would pay top dollar to watch “The Greatest Chowmein”
Lol
When he said Bart I was like Bart Simpson
I knew who he was talking about but Bart Simpson still came to mind, the only real Bart
Pickle Brothers it was the blond hair and red shirt that made me think he meant Bart Simpson 😂
I remember watching him 6+ years ago and loved his parodies
*James Marriott roasting China and that weird chinaboo for 13 mins straight*
First, Koreaboo
Second, asiaboo
Third, Chinaboo
Fourth, Americaboo
@@jashinistbeta1265 first is weaboo
Jashinist Beta quiaboo - france teaaboo-england freeaboo-america
Anderson Luna lOl no
Is there a mexico/Latin America boo or I can still call 'em whitexicans?
My phone is Huawei... Oh no I feel my self becoming Chinese there goes my nationality I'm now Chinese
欢迎兄弟
ayy huawei fam
@@bea4790 i dont speak Spanish
Dang...I guess by that logic, I'm now a star...yayyy Galaxy phones 😂
Really? Mine's Huawei and I haven't seen anyth- 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
James: Bruised knees and lockjaw.
My dirty mind: hmmmmm
Ikr
Honestly a big part of my childhood, I'm quite sad he's been ruined so bad
"I'm more famous than Justin Beiber in China"
And I bet just as well loved
Not even gonna lie I came for
5:07
JOJO MY DAD
ayy same
Stream Rectangle
*Daddy Jojo* 🤤
Siwa?
but like apparently people in china don’t even like him so-
Doesn't really matter when he can't understand the hate comments I guess 😩
Legit not even his label/manager...
@@mistymornings4862 it matters if he doesnt get paid
@@mistymornings4862 you assuming we Chinese people can even understand him?! (Seriously, I could barely even understand him)
I speak chinese but I barely understand him lmao
I love watching people complain now I don't feel bad about myself
Me: **jamming out to Bart baker parodies when I was 10**
Still is
Just realised James is basically wearing you mother
He's up to his elbows in my mother
@@bea4790 he's in deep
imagine having daddy issues on a whole entire country ...
*james charles exits the char without a injection* iykyk
I used to really hate his channel. I would constantly call him out for his work being incredibly rude and such. But people would defend him saying stuff like “The celebrities gave him permission.” And such like that. Celebrities wouldn’t give someone permission to make fun of their music-
Yeah...I was more into the key of awesome, it was more lighthearted
Yeah, I loved his videos as a kid but they are really mean,
@@emmanuelaadebisi5743 yeah cause they actually made parodies of the songs where as Bart Baker just like made a song making fun of them essentially
He’s my sleep paralysis demon... bruhhhhhhhhhhhh
his neck looks like it’s fighting him every goddamn step of the way
Why is he like oli london trying to be korean, the difference is just he's trying to be Chinese
"Bruised knee and a severe case of lock jaw" 💀
Yeah my girlfriend got those, I supported her through it all and she still acts like she doesn't love me.
"It's like I have no limbs and I'm waiting for my friend at his front door. I just can't knock it"
-James Marriott 2k19
11:31 bart literally just said "this is a 我不要" which just say this is a I don't want😂
cassie L. there was an attempt...sort of..
你怎么听出来的😂😂😂 I can't even understand anything he said ahahaha
@@euniceong595 same o didn't noticed it at first 😂
No one:
James: DoNt MaKe mE REmEmbEr
Nobody:
absolutely nobody :
not even James Charles:
Bart Baker: T H I S I S M Y N E W P H O N E BA B Y *smashes expensive iphone on the floor *
I remember I used to love his parodies
The dark time of our lives😢
I used to watch them everyday after school for hours but looking back at those videos I'm so disappointed in myself
@@raexjl3008 yeah, it's crappy parodies
i lowkey still go back to Bart's channel and watch his *old* videos.
**funny fact, his name is Bartholomew.**
i did not know this lmao
I was shocked that James even knew about the faroe islands......I mean no one knows who we are
Same✌️😗
I didn’t know sorry lol
Yeah it was almost refreshing.
i only know cause of your football team tbh
5:09 JojoSpotlight... we made it
I love your pfp 🥺🥺
I used to love his parodies. God it’s painful to watch him now
Bart Baker in the thumbnail somehow reminds me of Oli London and it scares me.
He said Bart Baker and immediately I went "no,," as the last 7 years of my life on RUclips came flooding back
James out here taking everyones content 😂 but respect “the greatest chowmein” had me 😂
i thought the guy in the thumbnail was Alex-
7:28 imagine of he dropped the other phone and it shattered into a million pieces while the iPhone got a tiny crack on the corner of the screen
how dare u bring back these memories. i was obsessed with him when i was about 9 and thought he was so fit omg 😂
your mother
iNabber Kenji is cute
James: this is a very special message
*"Cats" ad*
And we all know what July the 7th is.
Me: The anniversary of the London bombings!
His movements are so robotic 🤣🙈
Happy B-day, James!!
When you're actually watching this from a Huawei phone
As a chinese person i dont want this dude please reclaim him-
Britato we don’t want him either. Send him to Russia
The magic Of the Fait well damn ship him to Antarctica then.
In china I'm pretty sure north koreans are seen as illegial immigrants in china meaning if it's TRUE we can make it seem like hes north korean and see him in jail or dead
pen no no no I live in Antarctica, that’s offensive to my culture!
I don’t want him within a 1000000000 mile radius
GET AWAY EW EW
I actually do not know who this person is, and I did not know how grateful I was about it until now.
anyone notice in 7:15 Bart is wearing a brand called 'Boy' on his shirt that looks eerily similar to a n*zi eagle logo that Hitler designed
Yep, it’s the "Reichsadler".
James: bart might be the most unknown person with 10 million subs
Cocomelon: you gotta bump those numbers up, those are some rookie numbers
y'all were laughing but now he's got the biggest social credit score
bing chilling
When I first saw him I was like “hang on... that looks like Bart Baker” and guess what? It was