Quarantinewhile... Stephen Advises Dolly Parton On The Celebrity Ice Cream Game

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @XieronDraxin
    @XieronDraxin 3 года назад +158

    I really just love the light chuckles in the background from the crew, it's so much more endearing and personal than a crowd of people that he has to wait to calm down before he can move on.

    • @The1upforever
      @The1upforever 3 года назад +2

      This type of talk show atmosphere is reminiscent of the Tom Snyder late night format. Speaking of him, check out old episodes of Dr. Katz, another one of his productions.

    • @sandy120
      @sandy120 3 года назад

      @@The1upforever Dr. Katz is an underrated classic.

    • @Redmenace96
      @Redmenace96 3 года назад

      It is soooooo pleasurable. The jokes keep coming. Bill Mahar is pretty funny, but I never click on it because I will have to listen to barking seals. Why can't they just laugh? Whey do they need to 'applaud' jokes?? Lauging is enuf.

  • @ndon85
    @ndon85 3 года назад +160

    as an Italian I appreciate your words and we love you and can't wait to welcome you back!

    • @marisalavista716
      @marisalavista716 3 года назад +14

      As an Italian Canadian, who visits Italy every summer,my husband and I cannot leave Rome’s airport without having an espresso.The Auto Grill gas station coffees are a delight and the food is equally mouth watering ! Our stops at the gas stations are only a prelude to what culinary experiences await us! Thank you ,Stephen!!

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 3 года назад +5

      I want to go as well, I was there in 2019, unforgettable. ♥️♥️♥️

    • @floradiamonds
      @floradiamonds 3 года назад +6

      Italy - at the top of my wish list. One day...I hope.

    • @cynthiacopland8634
      @cynthiacopland8634 3 года назад +2

      Sorrento stole my heart ❤️! Best people in the World. Everywhere we went from south to north in the Lakes District wrapped us a warm embrace. Italy 🇮🇹 Forever ♾

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 3 года назад +1

      Rome was awe-inspiring -- truly unforgettable sights, palpable history, and the food ... Stephen was not exaggerating. It will make you want to weep. I was not prepared for the let-down of coming home after that.. haha.
      But Venice really did me in. I loved it so much there - the climate, the water, the quirky alleys.. I could tell the people there would probably rather not see another visitor (sorry!), but it's a popular place for a reason. I took one of my favorite photographs ever there, and if I could be anywhere in the world...

  • @stainlesssteelfox1
    @stainlesssteelfox1 3 года назад +640

    Okay, can we just have a moment of awe for this Quarrantinewhile intro? They keep on coming, and getting better each time.

    • @rememberallende
      @rememberallende 3 года назад +58

      That intro began so nerdy I giggled like a little boy just to take a turn so vividly descriptive and captivating I swear I felt my teeth hurting. What a ride.

    • @droodles007
      @droodles007 3 года назад +42

      There've been some great ones, but this was a whole new level.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 года назад +1

      no that was awful, but the last few were good

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 3 года назад +2

      Absolutely!

    • @mathemagician81
      @mathemagician81 3 года назад +33

      As a mathematician I really enjoyed it

  • @SpencerGD
    @SpencerGD 3 года назад +52

    As someone who grew up in a midwestern family that was very religious, I can attest that I never once saw "popcorn salad" at a potluck. I would think after two decades of potlucking, I would have come across it, if it is a "classic midwestern dish that you would often find at a church basement potluck." It certainly doesn't look like something that can be forgotten.

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 3 года назад +5

      Maybe the "Midwest" that lady was talking about was Gilead.
      I've eaten it, but not at a potluck. My mom would make it as a way to stretch some veggies into a meal (she used buttermilk and Cool-Whip rather than sour cream and real mayo). Also, no watercress on top. At least it was filling, if not that nutritious.
      Edit: Oops. I meant Miracle Whip. I haven't had to eat that stuff in years...not surprised I forgot!

    • @TheGundamGirl17
      @TheGundamGirl17 3 года назад +2

      As a veteran of many a Midwest church basement potluck, I have never seen that before in my life

    • @Carpe_Diem68
      @Carpe_Diem68 3 года назад +1

      Same here... born and raised christian and Midwesterner and never ever have I seen such a mess. As some might say in the Midwest, no thank you, dontchaknow?! :P

  • @Pucknuckle
    @Pucknuckle 3 года назад +271

    I'll admit I was also a little freaked out by the arrest video. Not one of the officers had a weapon in hand and the guy being arrested was still able to walk.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 года назад +25

      yeah, i was expecting they'd be dragging someone nearly unconscious

    • @Miss_ESL
      @Miss_ESL 3 года назад +23

      That was where I thought the segment was going too.

    • @ellewelle401
      @ellewelle401 3 года назад +14

      Though I have to point out that Mr. Floyd wasn't killed with a weapon. Whether the police is weaponized or not just change their sense of entitlement to kill people, it just changes the number of victims. :-( Sorry to be a bit of a downer, just a bit dispirited today.

    • @DuchessofEarlGrey
      @DuchessofEarlGrey 3 года назад +43

      Y'all are thinking it and I'm just saying it: the guy being arrested is white. Of course he isn't hurt.

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 3 года назад +1

      That's *normal.*

  • @wildchameleon7
    @wildchameleon7 3 года назад +223

    Okay so not to be joking, I'm from Bitche and that news reaching Steven Colbert made my day. Also, the US troops who liberated this city in 1945 are nicknamed the "Sons of Bitche", 100th Infantry Division. Much love to y'all from France !

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 3 года назад +5

      Another town in France to look up if I ever get to travel there.

    • @cavaalli
      @cavaalli 3 года назад +1

      @@lisab9541la bretagne, la loire, la provence, la corse

    • @Foxnoxfox
      @Foxnoxfox 3 года назад +2

      They've never heard of the Austrian town named "Fucking".

    • @quantumcat7673
      @quantumcat7673 3 года назад

      Elle est bien bonne celle-là. Y-a-t'il une ville qui s'appelle "Boobs"?

    • @wildchameleon7
      @wildchameleon7 3 года назад

      @@quantumcat7673 Non, mais en Moselle on a aussi Puttelange-aux-lacs, Boucheporn et Habsterdick par exemple

  • @ella17734
    @ella17734 3 года назад +74

    Congratulations on the Oscar nomination Jon! You deserve it! I hope you win!

  • @Autistic_Internet_Slap_Fights
    @Autistic_Internet_Slap_Fights 3 года назад +64

    The amount of beauty John Batiste shoe horns into a 20 second riff is absolutely Heaven sent. Stay Human man!

  • @JenniferChurchman
    @JenniferChurchman 3 года назад +24

    So sweet he knocked on wood after saying lets get it (the gold). Much love

  • @angelacarter2974
    @angelacarter2974 3 года назад +138

    I've lived in the midwest my entire life and I've never seen that popcorn salad thing
    That ladies lost her mind

    • @kirsikka1029
      @kirsikka1029 3 года назад +15

      I agree, I'm 54 years Minnesota NEVER EVER seen or heard of that DISH OF POPPYCOCK

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 3 года назад +15

      Lifelong Michigander, and I wouldn’t be caught dead eating that. If I want Popcorn & Salad, I’m eating them separately

    • @hunnerdayEDT
      @hunnerdayEDT 3 года назад +11

      Watch her face after she took a bite. She knew it was nasty.

    • @jorgmintel3060
      @jorgmintel3060 3 года назад +5

      Maybe it was an April fools joke?

    • @petersahn1
      @petersahn1 3 года назад +1

      Came here to say the same thing

  • @mathemagician81
    @mathemagician81 3 года назад +89

    As a Mathematician and as fan of LSSC, I am so pleased with today's Quarantinwhile Intro

    • @billeethesciencegeek
      @billeethesciencegeek 3 года назад +7

      As a fellow mathematician, I agree wholeheartedly.

    • @squeakco
      @squeakco 3 года назад +7

      The tooth root thing freaked me out.....

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 года назад +7

      @@squeakco - But everything squares to the power of tooth.

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 3 года назад +75

    I lost it at
    "Then it's not a salad. It's a bowl of lubricated vegetable madness."

  • @johnevans5706
    @johnevans5706 3 года назад +398

    Lubricated vegetable madness is my new band name.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 3 года назад +8

      I laughed so hard at the salad bit i woke myself up

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 3 года назад +8

      LVM! LVM! LVM!

    • @nonamegame9857
      @nonamegame9857 3 года назад +6

      Who knows, maybe you could open for Barenaked Ladies 🤣🤣

    • @karenwillough180
      @karenwillough180 3 года назад +2

      Yes!!

    • @00Skyfox
      @00Skyfox 3 года назад +8

      That would be a great name for a rock band....or a troupe of Chippendale strippers.

  • @taurussvenssen-wall4211
    @taurussvenssen-wall4211 3 года назад +22

    Jon deserves every success. ♡

  • @nicolerm
    @nicolerm 3 года назад +130

    I've lived in the Midwest my entire life (I'm 44) and I have never heard of popcorn salad. I like popcorn and I like salad, but, gross! No, thank you!

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 года назад +17

      I think this was thought up by a person who was a) high or b) pregnant.
      Not drunk, though. You know what makes you hurl then.

    • @nicolerm
      @nicolerm 3 года назад +3

      @@drboze6781 Ha! Possibly!

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 3 года назад +17

      I don't have Twitter, but I'm thinking no one is divided about popcorn salad being wrong. Just about how wrong it is.

    • @InnerGiggles
      @InnerGiggles 3 года назад +12

      Is anyone else wondering about how soggy it can get? You have to eat it immediately! Which I doubt is happening. Can you imagine the texture of popcorn sitting in Mayo? 🥴

    • @nicolerm
      @nicolerm 3 года назад

      @@adde9506 Ha! Agree!

  • @reckoner1913
    @reckoner1913 3 года назад +91

    As someone from the UK I do generally love 'Murica for all the great things you bring to the world - including your many great late night shows. But the ability to turn salad from "something with lots of leaves" to "anything covered in mayonnaise" is definitely in my most baffling list.

    • @nonamegame9857
      @nonamegame9857 3 года назад +6

      Agreed. She could have at least used miracle whip salad dressing 😂😂

    • @myu2k2
      @myu2k2 3 года назад +21

      as someone living in the midwest US, this is the first time i heard of popcorn salad.
      the only mayo/dressing-based salads I've came across are: tuna fish, chicken, bologna, crab, egg, macaroni, potato, and tomato/cucumber... and they are side dishes, sometimes put on a sandwich, but not recommended as a whole meal.

    • @nonamegame9857
      @nonamegame9857 3 года назад +5

      @@myu2k2 don't forget Waldorf salad 🤓

    • @karenwillough180
      @karenwillough180 3 года назад +6

      That’s “lubricated vegetable madness” mate

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 3 года назад +12

      Popcorn salad isn't a thing. Sounds disgusting to be honest, especially if it sat around for more than a few minutes. She made all of that up.

  • @chocolatechip12
    @chocolatechip12 3 года назад +422

    Uhhh, I can guarantee you that two things you'll never find at a midwestern church basement potluck are (1) popcorn salad and (2) watercress.

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 3 года назад +72

      However, you'll find a lot of Lubricated Vegetable Madness.

    • @recoswell
      @recoswell 3 года назад +22

      also good taste - proper judgement, maturity, one foot in the real world of the grownups who don't think a man with a white beard is sitting on the cloud watching them - etc etc, the list goes on and on

    • @hpdftba
      @hpdftba 3 года назад +25

      But ambrosia salad is definitely a thing (and it is delicious)

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 года назад +11

      @@recoswell Sounds like you've never met a church going person.

    • @FalloutJack
      @FalloutJack 3 года назад +12

      Rotini (or some equivalent pasta), fried chicken, deviled eggs, three-bean salad. THAT'S IT!

  • @cynthiarafferty7662
    @cynthiarafferty7662 3 года назад +49

    I'm from the Midwest and I've NEVER heard of or eaten popcorn salad.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 3 года назад +7

      This seems to be the consensus. I’ve yet to see someone in the comments saying they *have* heard of it before.

    • @laoisem316
      @laoisem316 3 года назад +1

      @@Tustin2121 between you and the post you replied to, you both covered exactly what I came to say! lol

    • @CrustyMcButternuts
      @CrustyMcButternuts 3 года назад +1

      Same.

    • @StrongnBeautiful
      @StrongnBeautiful 3 года назад

      Don't lie! Yes you have! We see the crude on your mouth!! 😂

    • @mmt5029
      @mmt5029 3 года назад

      From the Midwest. Grew up with popcorn and lots of salad. Never together.
      P.S. Everyone should eat orange Jello with mandarins and whipped cream.

  • @ValerieJNorse
    @ValerieJNorse 3 года назад +217

    Colbert echoed exactly what my wonderful late father said after a trip to Italy: "Anywhere you go, walk down the street, go into a great little restaurant."

    • @tasnimtrisha2
      @tasnimtrisha2 3 года назад +9

      It's true. Please visit one day you'll see it yourself.🥰

    • @MrChampionchimp
      @MrChampionchimp 3 года назад +7

      You're father sounded like a wise man

    • @catalinacurio
      @catalinacurio 3 года назад +5

      I come back fat from Italy, best food in the world.

    • @makiburgess5733
      @makiburgess5733 3 года назад +4

      The same is true in Eastern Quebec, in the regions of Charlevoix and Gaspesie.

    • @dawnadriana1764
      @dawnadriana1764 3 года назад +14

      Lived in Italy and not only was the food incredible, but I lost weight because you walk everywhere. Gelato to die for, spaghetti carbonara out of this world, and happy, vibrant people.

  • @zeroburn315
    @zeroburn315 3 года назад +203

    That popcorn salad looks like they decided to make pasta salad but only had a bag of popcorn nearby.

    • @theob3823
      @theob3823 3 года назад +6

      Improv, right? 😂😅😎

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 3 года назад +3

      Yes!!

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 3 года назад

      Not sure what the big deal is. It's still salad, but with popcorn instead of croutons. I certainly prefer it to the whole "Let's waste chocolate by pouring it on popcorn" movement.

    • @JennaMaBob
      @JennaMaBob 3 года назад +1

      Probably give a person....the trots.... if you know what I mean. 😂😱

    • @infinitedragonbellyx.x
      @infinitedragonbellyx.x 3 года назад

      100%

  • @walterholder6077
    @walterholder6077 3 года назад +132

    Ok that popcorn salad? Was truly horrifying!!😝

    • @jackboot3946
      @jackboot3946 3 года назад +1

      Healthy popcorn?

    • @Pete...NoNotThatOne
      @Pete...NoNotThatOne 3 года назад +7

      I know right? I mean, watercress all over that beautiful popcorn and Mayo?

    • @Kiyoone
      @Kiyoone 3 года назад +3

      that looked like if a vegan throwed in the cinema...

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 3 года назад +14

      @@jackboot3946 Plain, air popped popcorn is pretty healthy, since it's mostly air but still filling. But there is nothing healthy about anything slathered in mayo.

    • @Lawsonomy1
      @Lawsonomy1 3 года назад +15

      As a lifelong Midwesterner I disavow popcorn salad. I was born in Missouri, grew up in Iowa, spent a lot of time in Minnesota, and now live in Wisconsin, and this video is the first time I have ever heard of popcorn salad. That lady is crazy.

  • @traekas7228
    @traekas7228 3 года назад +56

    Jon Batiste. You’re fully amazing, man! The Oscars! Break a leg!

  • @rishd6010
    @rishd6010 3 года назад +84

    Love this quarantinewhile intro haha

  • @Ryanface
    @Ryanface 3 года назад +10

    I love, love, LOVE the one or two people you hear laughing every once in a while.

    • @CarlosGonzalez-pe8qr
      @CarlosGonzalez-pe8qr 3 года назад +1

      That's just the writers, and intern that doesn't wanna get fired, but already been #MeToo'd.
      Ahhhhhh, Hollywood.

  • @maxmartin2763
    @maxmartin2763 3 года назад +468

    I'm undecided about which is scarier? The robotic devil mutts or the popcorn salad? Both would result in massive throat damage.

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 3 года назад +22

      I think the devil mutt looks cute. I want one so bad. With lasers on its head.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 3 года назад +24

      @@scratchy996 Laser on the left, taser on the right.

    • @jii.
      @jii. 3 года назад +10

      Which costs more; police toy or throat medical debt....

    • @scampbell8136
      @scampbell8136 3 года назад +7

      sounds a bit like comparing a machine gun in someones else's hands and a water pistol in your own.

    • @TheMhalpern
      @TheMhalpern 3 года назад +6

      popcorn salad.

  • @sandrajohnson2489
    @sandrajohnson2489 3 года назад +68

    If popcorn salad has been showing up in basements of church pot-luck events, this means the parishioners spent most of the morning getting shit-faced before they drove over.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад +204

    Jon Batieste exudes joy. Am so happy he's been nominated!

  • @tangoblue
    @tangoblue 3 года назад +2

    Jon has such a lovely touch on piano. What a massively talented musician.

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 3 года назад +32

    I just wanna say. I LOVE a Friday show. It feels like Christmas every time🥳

  • @calexprenas
    @calexprenas 3 года назад +3

    of the many things i find endearing about jon, i think what i appreciate most is just how responsive he is. he always pays full attention to what is said to him in conversation, no matter how insignificant it may sometimes seem, validates it, and responds genuinely and with his characteristic positive attitude to life. what an amazing trait to have in a world where most of us constantly strive to try to be more present. jon is just a precious human being - i hope one day i learn how to inhabit a similar kind of calm and genuine presence of mind.

  • @Wintermute01001
    @Wintermute01001 3 года назад +138

    Fun fact: Deeznuts On Heath is also the UK title for Brokeback Mountain.

    • @tradeladder146
      @tradeladder146 3 года назад +2

      WTF are you talking about ?

    • @cnett486
      @cnett486 3 года назад +10

      @@tradeladder146 Think about it

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 3 года назад +11

      @@tradeladder146 hint: Heath Ledger was in Brokeback Mountain

    • @vedantpatel4590
      @vedantpatel4590 3 года назад

      🤦

    • @TheMfmccarthy
      @TheMfmccarthy 3 года назад +2

      Haha, a gay joke!

  • @dylanwilliams5801
    @dylanwilliams5801 3 года назад +17

    This was the absolute best intro for quarantinewhile.

  • @TypoKnig
    @TypoKnig 3 года назад +4

    I love math, puns, and ice cream. I’m laughing to hard to give you a chef’s kiss. Great work, Colbert writers.

  • @hellcat1988
    @hellcat1988 3 года назад +8

    I have been in the midwest for almost 30 years now. I have NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE heard of or seen "popcorn salad" such as what she's created there. I will grant you, I don't go to churches, but that doesn't mean you wouldn't expect to see it outside of the sky wizard cult buildings, and I would be surprised to hear if anyone I knew had ever heard of it either.

    • @toysruskid5074
      @toysruskid5074 3 года назад

      Wouldn't be surprised if by Midwest she means Utah.
      The weirdness of Mormon food is so hard to deny they put it in their own rap song - Mormon rap. Vegetables suspended in various types of jello is mild.

  • @elizabethstocker7379
    @elizabethstocker7379 3 года назад +11

    Yay Italy! Can't wait either. Thanks for making me laugh every day!

  • @notconvinced2204
    @notconvinced2204 3 года назад +26

    Talking about the first place you’re gonna travel to after all of this is over is like when I was in jail, and I would ask people what was the first thing they wanted to eat when they got out.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 3 года назад +7

      The reply you didn't want to hear was 'A census taker, with fava beans and washed down with a fine chianti'.

    • @georgenichols7718
      @georgenichols7718 3 года назад +5

      Of course your cellmate will say he wants Lubricated Vegetable Madness when he gets out. Just hope he doesn't say he wants it right now.

  • @eoyguy
    @eoyguy 3 года назад +116

    God I hope he never goes back to the studio audience. This format is so much better.

    • @benjaminjohnashton2293
      @benjaminjohnashton2293 3 года назад +12

      Sometimes the audience energy really helps. but to abandon what they've built this year would be a crying shame. Mondays and Fridays audience with 3 days no audience could be good.

    • @Arabic4Beautiful
      @Arabic4Beautiful 3 года назад

      @@FlameOnTheBeat Disagree. I want like 2 days a week with Stephen at home!

    • @Pucknuckle
      @Pucknuckle 3 года назад +3

      He's good with an audience too, I just hope his wife will become a permanent fixture and still be there when he goes back to being in front of an audience.

  • @HH-mw4sq
    @HH-mw4sq 3 года назад +10

    That intro to quarantinewhile could serve as a Ph.D. oral defense in Real Analysis. Kudos to the writers on that one.

  • @witkofhf
    @witkofhf 3 года назад +23

    Just thank you from Italy!

    • @dannahinojosa1934
      @dannahinojosa1934 3 года назад +3

      I wish I could afford to go to Italy.

    • @faithharrison3755
      @faithharrison3755 3 года назад

      @@dannahinojosa1934 the campgrounds in italy are amazing! you can pick up fresh food from a market and have a picnic in a park. Set the goal and go!

  • @rosalind9952
    @rosalind9952 3 года назад +11

    Americone Dream is literally my favorite ice cream of all time, no joke. Phenomenal.

  • @ThelPic
    @ThelPic 3 года назад +43

    Stephen if you want we can make a house exchange like in "The Holiday" 😉 greetings from Turin, Italy

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад +8

      I've always wanted to go to Italy. It looks so beautiful!

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад

      @@mellow_vybes I imagine it does. I was putting a plan together but Covid19 happened. Not sure if I can afford it now. It's fun to think about. 🙂

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад

      @@mellow_vybes Sounds like a great place for a honeymoon!

    • @jalabi99
      @jalabi99 3 года назад +2

      I love that movie. I've always wanted to go to Italy too. Maybe one day when all this craziness has piped down.

  • @charlieshanowsky6103
    @charlieshanowsky6103 3 года назад +33

    The good advert of those robots would be smash-up of all moments Bender from Futurama had said "Kill all humans!".

  • @cnett486
    @cnett486 3 года назад +263

    Even I haven't given up on life so bad that I would eat the popcorn salad

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 3 года назад +1

      It is EXCELLENT

    • @FalloutJack
      @FalloutJack 3 года назад +8

      @@morbidmanmusic *Scratches head*
      But...you got salad in my popcorn...

    • @charliewhite2625
      @charliewhite2625 3 года назад +18

      I'm from from the Midwest, and I have never heard of a popcorn salad, or as Stephen said "A bowl of lubricated vegetable madness" 😝Yuk!😝

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 года назад +3

      @@charliewhite2625 I'm from MN and have had a popcorn salad in the past. It wasn't nearly as fancy, but it was tasty.

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 3 года назад +1

      It has Mayo & Sour Cream, so I’d DEFINITELY not eat that. Unless it’s in Chips, with onion, I ain’t eating Sour Cream

  • @brianmessemer2973
    @brianmessemer2973 3 года назад +33

    Editors: please don't cut away from Jon when he's about to say YES INDEED 😄 - that's the best part 🙏

  • @RazAnime
    @RazAnime 3 года назад +26

    yo that Fermat's last theorem intro had me fking ROLLIN

  • @glennlaroche1524
    @glennlaroche1524 3 года назад +11

    K that crazy lady came up w "popcorn salad" on her own----she just blamin' it on church basements.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 года назад

      It's not her idea: I found a recipe online in a 2015 issue of _Minnesota Monthly._ They credit it to the Popcorn Board, so my guess is that it's one of those dumb ideas that marketing people have when they're trying to sell a product that's just completely obvious but "Dude, it's popcorn. Eat and enjoy" isn't going to please the boss.

  • @ambermeridy7550
    @ambermeridy7550 3 года назад +8

    "then you look anywhere to see what you've become"🤣🤣🤣

  • @Triplemother
    @Triplemother 3 года назад +12

    Seriously, the gold of Quarantinewhile is the flashy underrated skills of the writer, with a different description of the segment each time.
    From one writer to another: *slow clap*

    • @Triplemother
      @Triplemother 3 года назад +2

      Colbert does such an amazing keeping a straight face while delivering.

  • @adriennebrailsford6291
    @adriennebrailsford6291 3 года назад +123

    Kelis’ milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, the idea Dolly’s Ice Cream seems to do unspeakable things to em

    • @JohnnyJay881
      @JohnnyJay881 3 года назад +4

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Raq457
      @Raq457 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂♥️

  • @Cypresssina
    @Cypresssina 3 года назад +134

    When grandma brought the popcorn salad to the church potluck, her family had her checked for dementia. Don't be like grandma.

  • @Metonymy1979
    @Metonymy1979 3 года назад +53

    Those bots were in a Black Mirror episode. It was a very good episode too

    • @hansolowe19
      @hansolowe19 3 года назад +2

      So they're not divas?

    • @Metonymy1979
      @Metonymy1979 3 года назад +6

      @@hansolowe19 They were man hunting killers that explode bullets if they are attacked. So, yes. Huge divas.

    • @beaker_guy
      @beaker_guy 3 года назад +5

      Personally, I'm thinking Final Fantasy 7: Dirge of Cereberus.
      Also, the company responsible has apparently never heard of the "uncanny valley", because these things look like MF animated corpses to me!

    • @scampbell8136
      @scampbell8136 3 года назад +2

      yep, it was one of the best episodes, the Robodogs were relentless

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 года назад

      bkrphon I'm weird, I think they're neat.

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 3 года назад +3

    That part about the popcorn salad (urgh, btw) was great.

  • @denizyuksel6983
    @denizyuksel6983 3 года назад +28

    this was by far the BEST intro ever!

  • @spaghettisultan5484
    @spaghettisultan5484 3 года назад +8

    "How 'bout a pile of NO?" That'll be my catchphrase

  • @closeupchannel4365
    @closeupchannel4365 3 года назад +22

    "Lubricated vegetable madness" wasn't that the name of Colbert's college band? Or was it that film he regrets making...

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 года назад

      Sounds like a good band name for broccoli Rob.

  • @jennalusche
    @jennalusche 3 года назад +9

    "Then it's not a salad. It's a lubricated vegetable madness" so funny

  • @ladym.7594
    @ladym.7594 3 года назад +112

    Know we know that there's an unsuccessful maths major in LSSC's writing team.

    • @billeethesciencegeek
      @billeethesciencegeek 3 года назад +22

      He's in their writing team. Can we really say he's unsuccessful?

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 года назад +2

      Good one

    • @FMDD168
      @FMDD168 3 года назад +8

      Selling Calculus books on the Black MARKET...Hilarious

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 3 года назад

      Can't think of what you're referring to. Time stamp?

  • @johnhobson9165
    @johnhobson9165 3 года назад +5

    I have lived most of my life in the Midwest, and attended many a church supper, both Catholic and Protestant. I have never had popcorn salad.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 3 года назад +2

      There's no way that isn't soggy by the time the preacher finishes an extra long sermon.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 года назад

      @@jemiebridges3197 The earliest reference to it I could find was in a 2015 issue of _Minnesota Monthly._ They credit the recipe to the Popcorn Board who, to be fair, do say it goes soggy and needs to be eaten immediately after being made.

  • @eabeeson
    @eabeeson 3 года назад +67

    The Quarantinewhile intros are always entertaining, but this one felt personal.

    • @TheDarkMessiah
      @TheDarkMessiah 3 года назад +4

      You can tell he hadn't read it before the show, too

    • @nonamegame9857
      @nonamegame9857 3 года назад

      Doesn't matter to me because I'm just here to read the comments 🤓👍🤓

    • @mathemagician81
      @mathemagician81 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 3 года назад

      Oh, you write with the bloody stumps of your teeth, too?

  • @AnnAnonyme
    @AnnAnonyme 3 года назад +2

    As a math teacher, my heart swelled with joy when I heard the description of Fermat's Last Theorem.

  • @krystofdayne
    @krystofdayne 3 года назад +14

    That "Bitche" incident is a really old and famous computer science problem, also called the Scunthorpe problem... Tom Scott has a great video on this, where he's explaining all of this in the beautiful British hamlet of Penistone. Yep.

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 года назад +3

      Oh, Penistone. Top Gear used that on the sides of, IIRC, a diesel BMW racecar. On either side, the name was split by the door gap between "s" and "t".

    • @stainlesssteelfox1
      @stainlesssteelfox1 3 года назад +3

      It's a sad testament to our country's scattershot approach to place names that as a Brit I actually had to google 'Deeznuts on Heath' to see if it was a real town or not.

    • @silubr1
      @silubr1 3 года назад +6

      The Austrian town of _Fucking_ officially renamed itself _Fugging_ because of the annoying tourists (who kept stealing the town signs, among other things).

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 года назад +1

      @@silubr1 - Visitors (and natives!) to the US steal the shield signs of a certain eastern interstate highway. I-69

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 года назад +1

      Penistone is a town of 23,000 people, not a hamlet. And, like all towns of that size, most of it is just dull houses.

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs 3 года назад +3

    Gotta say, Colbert's math intro is the absolute weirdest yet. BRAVO!

  • @UncooperativeMultiplayer
    @UncooperativeMultiplayer 3 года назад +1

    There have been many Quarantine-while intros that made me wonder what goes on in that writers room, but this one folks. This one raised the bar.

  • @Silentbob1494
    @Silentbob1494 3 года назад +37

    His absolute horror at the popcorn salad fucking slayed me.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 года назад +2

      This reminds me of that time someone told us that when you have Pizza in a Bagel, you can have Pizza anytime.

    • @thend4427
      @thend4427 3 года назад +1

      @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing on*

    • @jasconius_maximus
      @jasconius_maximus 3 года назад +1

      Pizza in a bagel, aka “surprise pizza”.

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 3 года назад

      Me too! The whole segment was hysterical!

  • @jii.
    @jii. 3 года назад +30

    Facebook itself is an error of popcorn-salad proportions.

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, it was a great idea at first, but the reality it has become is some kind of preapocalyptic nightmare.

  • @chroigliondar3057
    @chroigliondar3057 3 года назад +6

    there is a village in Deux Sevres,France called LargeAsse

  • @joebaus6318
    @joebaus6318 3 года назад +2

    As a guy from the Midwest, never seen or heard of a popcorn salad. You are all being lied to!

  • @kelliv2995
    @kelliv2995 3 года назад +24

    John is so talented.

  • @Emily46314
    @Emily46314 3 года назад +3

    I have lived in the Midwest all my life. Both central and northern states. I have NEVER heard of popcorn salad. This is an abomination.

  • @closeupchannel4365
    @closeupchannel4365 3 года назад +32

    The Quarantinewhile intros are so good.

    • @deviljon
      @deviljon 3 года назад

      If you wanted a break from that annoying laughter going on around him.

    • @closeupchannel4365
      @closeupchannel4365 3 года назад

      @@deviljon Fresh is better than canned.

  • @Mars_Ultor_CasualGamer
    @Mars_Ultor_CasualGamer 3 года назад +1

    Is it just me or can anyone else hear the joy in Jon Batiste's soul when he hits them keys?

  • @poorthing
    @poorthing 3 года назад +4

    I'm from the Midwest...seen all kinds of salads brought to churches, picnics, family gatherings and pot lucks...never in all my life have I seen popcorn in any kind of salad...in 50 plus years.
    Please!

  • @dirkus3722
    @dirkus3722 3 года назад +2

    1. Americone Dream is still my favorite Ben & Jerry's pint.
    2. I've been to a lot of midwestern church potlucks and ain't never seen no popcorn salad. 🤮

  • @bubbledoubletrouble
    @bubbledoubletrouble 3 года назад +30

    That... was some intro.

  • @tuvantrader
    @tuvantrader 3 года назад +6

    Stephen, after finally making the journey, walks down a typically picturesque Italian street, stops into the first restaurant that catches his eye, and sits at the table as the waiter approaches. "Garcon," he says with a flourish, "bring me your finest specialty." The waiter nods and briskly walks away to carry out the order.
    A few minutes later, the waiter approaches, dish in hand, and announces with gusto, "Here you are, signore. Our finest meal: insalata di popcorn con follia vegetale lubrificata. Enjoy!"

    • @kiha6702
      @kiha6702 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @TheGamerGoy
    @TheGamerGoy 3 года назад +3

    I have lived in the Midwest for 32 years and was active in the church for most of it. I have never seen or heard of popcorn salad until now. This sounds like one of those weird recipes that had previously never left Minnesota, and for good reason.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 года назад

      Funny you should mention Minnesota... I Googled for popcorn salad and Molly Yeh's recipe isn't the only one out there, so it's not something she invented. One recipe I found was from a 2015 issue of _Minnesota Monthly_ and they credit it to the Popcorn Board. So, it sounds to me like it's not any kind of "traditional" recipe but, rather, something that was made up by popcorn marketers in an attempt to be... something. I don't know what. Because, you know, once people feel the need to _market_ popcorn, they can't just say, "Look, you know what popcorn is. It tastes good. You like it. Why not eat some?"

  • @highflowerfairy2554
    @highflowerfairy2554 3 года назад +2

    I love that he caught the "knock wood" and did it.

  • @kremove
    @kremove 3 года назад +3

    Nope. No. Never saw popcorn salad at any potluck anywhere in the Midwest.

  • @Alcagaur1
    @Alcagaur1 3 года назад +2

    I love the care and passion which goes into crafting an artisanal and unique intro for each week's "Quarantinewhile". It may partially explain why there doesn't always seem to be a lot of time spent on the selection of articles.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +63

    Couldn't we have started with robot hamsters? Budgies, maybe? Not something that could run us down in the street like an episode of Black Mirror come to life?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +6

      Ikr? I remember that episode and I could just about live with "Terminator Budgies"

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 3 года назад +4

      Poor Spot. It just wants to help, but as soon as police departments buy it and mount a microphone on its back, it starts getting compared to black mirror antics and getting mean comments made about it. :(

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 3 года назад +9

      google the robot bees they're working on. they actually function in a swarm with hive mentality. i find that even scarier.

    • @Arabic4Beautiful
      @Arabic4Beautiful 3 года назад +2

      @@nonyabizness.original Please god no! That was ALSO a Black Mirror episode. The only thing worse than that are robotic flying snakes.

  • @DGDfan13
    @DGDfan13 3 года назад +1

    THAT INTRO LOLOL
    AND the police dog song? This episode is clearly a blessing

  • @GusMcGuire
    @GusMcGuire 3 года назад +4

    7:29 - "Deeznuts-on-Heath"? Seriously? You couldn't find a real UK town to namecheck, like Bitchfield, Fanny Barks, Cockintake, Bushygap, Boggy Bottom, Bishops Itchington, Dicks Mount, Nob End, Scratchy Bottom.....(I could go on for ages).

  • @xlavahott4547
    @xlavahott4547 3 года назад +2

    Lived in the midwest more than 50 years and NEVER heard of or seen anything like a popcorn salad.

  • @thnktank1
    @thnktank1 3 года назад +34

    Just had Americone Dream yesterday. Getting some today too for indulgences.

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause 3 года назад +2

    glad to have Stephen on a Fri night

  • @marmeecruz6191
    @marmeecruz6191 3 года назад +24

    Too true about Italy eats. Was there many years ago and ate NOTHING except pasta pomodoro for lunch and dinner. Divine!

  • @dunmatta2670
    @dunmatta2670 3 года назад +5

    That had to be the longest lead-in to this segment in vivid, mathematical nerd-style.

  • @laurie6123
    @laurie6123 3 года назад +3

    Never heard of this salad...been in the midwest for many many years. That salad is an affront to salads everywhere.

    • @ceeclaire5457
      @ceeclaire5457 3 года назад

      @laurie rotavarp
      Hellz. Yeah. It. Is.

  • @Ann.AndAngela3998
    @Ann.AndAngela3998 3 года назад

    John makes my heart smile . Good luck and God Speed John!

  • @SeaStarsLights
    @SeaStarsLights 3 года назад +20

    naww i'm so proud of Jon

  • @stormtempterf8058
    @stormtempterf8058 3 года назад +3

    cheese and rice Stephen, that run on sentence introducing quarentinwhile via math was nuts

  • @WAMTAT
    @WAMTAT 3 года назад +6

    We'd love to have Jon in NZ, he'd be more than welcome here.

    • @dannahinojosa1934
      @dannahinojosa1934 3 года назад +2

      Just wondering, what is the immigration policy to NZ? I'm tired of the mass shootings in the USA.

  • @gregoryferber3231
    @gregoryferber3231 3 года назад +10

    Next time my students ask why they have to learn maths I'm going to show them this clip.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 года назад +1

      And if they still refuse, threaten to make them eat popcorn salad!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 года назад +28

    Dogecop: You have 20 seconds to be a good boy!

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 года назад +3

      You now have 10 seconds to rub my belly

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 года назад +3

      I imagine it'll be like the robot dog from Futurama: "Commencing 20 minutes of yipping."

  • @gabor6259
    @gabor6259 3 года назад +5

    For us, math people out there, that was the best intro ever!

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 3 года назад +5

    Me, earlier today: "hmm, I feel like a big salad for dinner, but what do I want on it?" Me, after watching this: "Okay, NOT that!"

  • @emmylu1996
    @emmylu1996 3 года назад +3

    As a midwesterner who went to church every sunday for the first 18 years of my life, you would not find that monstrosity at a church potluck. IDK what church she's been going to...

  • @WickedIonic5N
    @WickedIonic5N 3 года назад +3

    From the Midwest, grew up Christian, and I’ve never seen that trash in any church gathering 🤣🤣🤣

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 года назад

      Obviously, you go to the wrong church. No, wait. The right church.

  • @teddiblack8934
    @teddiblack8934 3 года назад

    I just love conversations with John Batiste! Music just flows out of his fingers. 🎶

  • @rhyljones1391
    @rhyljones1391 3 года назад +5

    Contemporary musicians: forget the cowbell, we need more chick-a-chick-a-booms.