Don't Be An Individual - A Graduation Speech

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Marlokan
    @Marlokan 6 лет назад +229

    Well. He does write for SNL now. That makes sense.

    • @Dan_Roland
      @Dan_Roland 5 лет назад +3

      Dude seriously?

    • @spearshake4771
      @spearshake4771 5 лет назад +10

      @ForestofTooMuchFood Yeah SDL sucks but SNL is awesome

  • @rachelhall4784
    @rachelhall4784 10 лет назад +195

    I'm an old high school teacher from Indiana. I've been to many many many many senior dinners/graduations/blah blah blah.. This is by far the best speech I've ever heard. Bravo!

  • @RockyBalboa211
    @RockyBalboa211 12 лет назад +82

    It was at this point that Nick stopped being an individual and joined forces with Brian to become a deadly combo of comedy! :D

  • @seopark7467
    @seopark7467 8 лет назад +96

    this guy is so comically talented

  • @julianaboyd6470
    @julianaboyd6470 10 лет назад +66

    I have already watched this but decided that I wanted to watch it again it is so hilarious that I ended up laughing so hard i was crying. This is my favorite speech of all time.

    • @julianaboyd6470
      @julianaboyd6470 9 лет назад

      lol, sorry. i turned it off for a bit and forgot to turn it back on. Alyssa Leh Geek but i am on right now.

  • @plontulublalulu
    @plontulublalulu 9 лет назад +88

    Holy fuck. This was his high school graduation speech. How do you make something this amazing in goddamn high school?!!! You make me look so bad...

  • @Sevyn1290
    @Sevyn1290 12 лет назад +22

    Wow....for someone in highschool, this is amazing. It's amazing in general, but you don't get graduation speeches like this very often.

  • @HorrorFrogPrincess
    @HorrorFrogPrincess 12 лет назад +15

    My boyfriend sent this to me nearly 5 years after it was filmed. After I have watched Britanick's numerous hilarious filmed sketches and missed out on more than a few live shows in New York due to work.
    You know someone will be a successful funnyman when he gets on stage in a suit and people are already laughing.

  • @tomcrowmike
    @tomcrowmike 2 года назад +6

    I bet this guy wasn't expecting to marry Karen Gillan.
    Nick, I've been watching your work for fifteen years. Thanks for the laughs and the inspiration.

  • @THStRuXsTiCk
    @THStRuXsTiCk 14 лет назад +7

    Hands down one of the best speeches I have ever heard. wow.

  • @imarock.7662
    @imarock.7662 5 лет назад +29

    He's making it a joke, but he's actually speaking the truth...

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 лет назад +2

      You just gotta be the RIGHT kind of individual. When I was a kid, I'd hit and bite kids who touched my toys. I'm now rich and own real estate. Who knew being an anti-social psychopath could get you so far in this country?

  • @sparkers70
    @sparkers70 17 лет назад +6

    This is one of the funniest speeches I've ever seen! Brilliant content and outstanding delivery.

  • @namehidden8854
    @namehidden8854 2 года назад +3

    It takes talent to give a speech like this in high school.

  • @MrEProductions93
    @MrEProductions93 11 лет назад +4

    I've seen this video years ago and still come back to it for some motivation in the form Nick can bring best, satire. Props to him, he is a master of his craft.

  • @Hellotherebordois
    @Hellotherebordois 14 лет назад +3

    absolute incredulity, you've summed up my life in 10 and a half minutes.

  • @Tanner_Newcomb
    @Tanner_Newcomb 8 лет назад +25

    is this was made today it'd go viral

  • @zazachica
    @zazachica 15 лет назад +3

    hilarious. i wish people at my high school were more like that and would deliver such a speech... bravo, nick, bravo.

  • @AlecS94
    @AlecS94 2 года назад

    I watched this probably 10+ years ago… came back just to see if it was still here… also had to say, this speech holds up

  • @jalokin123321
    @jalokin123321 12 лет назад +1

    This is just like the sketches they make, well written, and well delivered!

  • @mossomness
    @mossomness 12 лет назад +5

    Awesome speech!!! The 'unique tree' is my favorite line. And think about this: your individuality led you to eventually act in a Joss Whedon film (among many other awesome things). I feel like it served you well. : )

  • @CaptainMorganThe3rd
    @CaptainMorganThe3rd 11 лет назад +10

    Marvelous satire. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @jonzang5173
    @jonzang5173 10 лет назад +2

    Friggin brilliant. Great speech.

  • @musicaddict1254
    @musicaddict1254 11 лет назад +13

    gotta be honest though 10/10 would date

  • @NatalieAliciaNorment
    @NatalieAliciaNorment 4 года назад +3

    To be fair, you can be an individual. But you can also belong with a group of people who love and support you and care for you. That being said, thank you for this speech.

  • @julesc1665
    @julesc1665 2 месяца назад

    I have watched this so many times and it's always hilarious!

  • @zakipoe79
    @zakipoe79 12 лет назад +2

    This is absolutely hilarious. XD The people who seem to think this is saying that you literally should not be an individual are silly. Very well written and preformed, dear God, this is amazing.

  • @jonjames7328
    @jonjames7328 2 года назад

    Superb and congratulations on your marriage to Karen Gillan.

  • @nicks2437
    @nicks2437 3 года назад +5

    Still 1000x better than the "Wear Sunscreen" speech. Still 1000x less appreciated than the "Wear Sunscreen" speech.

  • @unknownguy235
    @unknownguy235 11 лет назад +2

    wow that's awesome! everyone loved him!

  • @justincarter5294
    @justincarter5294 3 года назад +1

    This is delightful. This is so good, I wish I had written it. Bravo 👏

  • @zelvadrian
    @zelvadrian 11 лет назад +37

    Hey Nick! I RE-watched this recently! Each time I kill myself laughing because your morbid humor parallels my life!
    My next thought, concerning your speech, was something that did not occur to me immediately. I have a NEW assessment of, not just the TEXT of your speech, but of yourself giving this speech, as a high school Senior in 2002.
    Judging from your speech, it's safe to say that you were like I was (and still am): not having a girlfriend on your arm, as easily as waking up in the morning and finding stubble on your chin, like it is for the jocks and the "cool" guys. BUT you made your morbid humor and dripping, dark sarcasm, WORK for you, so EXTREMELY well, that YOUR PEERS were in absolute STITCHES, for each and every punchline! PLUS the damned crowd gave you a FREAKING standing ovation!!
    A guy *capitalizing* on NOT being "cool", became the *COOLEST GUY* in the entire building!!
    Very ironic!!!

  • @arshaque
    @arshaque 15 лет назад

    I am doing this piece for my national/statewide speech league next year, it is GLORIOUS

  • @carrieh6883
    @carrieh6883 11 лет назад +4

    Actually, it is. Sorwoggpm said blue from red. Red/Green colourblind people CAN tell blue from red, even though they see blue as purple and vice-versa.

  • @MssWiggly
    @MssWiggly 12 лет назад +1

    I was watching this, just randomly stumbled upon it and it took me a little too long to realize he's Nick Kocher from BriTANick.

  • @WillTavlin
    @WillTavlin 14 лет назад

    this was the greatest speech/delivery ever

  • @masterdeath101
    @masterdeath101 13 лет назад

    great graduation speech

  • @zhanurdos
    @zhanurdos 4 года назад +9

    Now, IVE SEARCHED FOR THE GODDAMN transcript, but didn't find it, so here it is(far from perfect cuz im a non native) :
    THE TRANSCRIPT(CAPTIONS):
    Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you today as a product of Paidaea School. I entered Paidaea in 7th grade. A skinny acne scarred boy with bad posture. Now, six years later I emerge, a skinny, slightly smarter boy with horrible posture who hides his acne with concealing cream.

    Now, although I may not have physically changed at all, I did learn some important lessons along the way. The most important of these being: if you try to be creative and an individual, it will never end well, so you might as well conform and live happily in obscurity. I learned this lesson early at Morningside Elementary School, I was in kindergarten, it was around the middle of the year and our class was going to play a singing game, the teacher, Mr. Goldman, said:
    OK, everybody, go pick out an item in the classroom, that is your favorite color.
    There's a quick scramble about the class and soon we reassembled in the center of the room where Mr. Goldman told us to form groups with kids who picked the same color. Every single girl picked pink or yellow and every boy picked either blue or green. Blue was my favorite color, so I picked out the washcloth by the sink. After we had formed groups, Mr. Goldman looked around making sure everyone was in place and his eyes came to rest on me. At this point, I'm compelled to inform you that I have red green colorblindness, meaning that is very difficult for me to tell certain colors apart, namely blue and purple. Slowly, Mr. Goldman walked over, bent down and in front of the whole class, said:
    Nicholas. Are you sure you're where you belong?
    For a moment, I looked across the room, saw the groups of girls, and then looked around at all the guys surrounding.
    Yeah. I said,
    Well, Nicholas, actually, you have a purple washcloth.
    The kids around me took a step back.
    That's okay though, he said , smiling.
    You can have your very own group. You'll be an individual. The class giggled and my face turned bright red or my individual interpretation of what red is, but the worst was yet to come. We soon began singing the song in which at the appropriate time, each color group would shout the name of their color and hold their items in the air. One by one, each group called out blue!, green! pink !yellow. !
    There was a pause.
    Mr Goldman nodded towards me and I slowly waved my washcloth in the air.
    Purple.
    and the song continued. It was the most alone I've ever felt in my life.
    That's pretty much where it began. From then on, any time I did anything outside the norm, I was mocked and humiliated.
    Before I begin this next story. I'd like to play something up. Dancing is stupid. It has no point and It only makes you look stupid. I came to realize this earlier in the year when I went out with my friend Max Goldstein on a double date with two Westminster groups. I'm really bad on dates, it feels like, like job interviews. And I always feel that in the allotted time I have to put everything I've got out on the table. On this particular date, we’d just seen a movie and we're hanging out at my house . So far, I was batting about it 200 . My story about something I said in history, class got the laugh. But the joke about women's cycles had knocked shit out of the saying farewell?. Soon I Exhausted every funny story in my repertoire and struggling for conversation happens. I looked for some assistance, but I saw that he, both he and his date were nowhere in sight, thanks . The isolation only worsened the situation. And I became desperate in the silence that was now moving from awkward to physically painful. I began racking my brain for ideas and took the first one that came. I asked the girl if she would like to see the popping lock routine. Called Darin's dance moves. She was a little taken aback, but agreed after moving a chair her way and pressing the button on my stereo, it was off. It began when I focused on the dancing and making sure that I was in time, that all my movements were strong and defined and soon my mind caught coma. I began to realize what I was doing. I was alone in my room with an attractive Westminster. And I was popping and locking. After that revelation the answer faded away.
    Yeah, that's it. And I said nervously looking over her,
    Wow, she said that was that was really something for me.
    . It was then that she noticed it was getting late. I know now that it is too late for me. I will never be part of the crowd. I'm skinny, I get pimples and dry skin at the same time. And I just do things that normal people don't do. I am the textbook example of why you should not be an individual. And if I've been smart and stuck to the script, complimented her eyes or her hair or talked about our shared interest. Maybe in a few years I would be marrying into a rich Protestant family and getting a large house in Bucephalus instead of a message delivered through max inc. max's really nice, but I just don't think he's my type. Of course, I'm not your type I’m no one’s type because I'm an individual. I'm a walking awkward tosser. I say inappropriate things at the worst moment and do the dance poppin lock routine when there's only one other person in the room. So I stand before you today pleading with you not to be like me. Be like next Max Goldstein. He is the model by which all people, unsure of how to live their lives, should live their lives . He’s a man’s man. The all time strikeout leader in baseball history. He walks about knowing he's cooler than other people, and talks as if he doesn't care about anything at all.
    Now, you may say: You mean to tell us we should completely withdraw our minds from the real world experience for nothing, move through life without actually living it?
    That's exactly what i said. Stop Living . Living is the first branch you hit on your fall down in a unique tree. Thousands of people die living every day. That's the leading cause of death and the good news about that, the next time someone tells you to seize the day and you then drop kick them squarely in the middle.
    Live your life by the following rules : before you do anything look around make sure that it's something that all the people around you'd do. Dont ever voice any opinion of your own and in the name of all that is holly. Do not ever dance! and I'm going to list a few people now, some of them follow this advice and others who didn't.
    These are the people who decided they would step out of and stand up for what they believe. Abraham Lincoln, Lenny Bruce, Joe Camel, the Lord Jesus and Jack from Titanic. from These people, one is not dead and no one, much likes him anyhow, even Disney thinks he's kind of a jerk.
    Now, those who follow who is going to take the road travel by cooler people who probably knew what they would do. John Brett, Hajja, Alex Smart, Willie Dean and Shane quailao that you don't know any of them? GOOD, that's just how they like it.
    My name is Nick Koch and I'm a product of Paidae do not be like me.

  • @ScolioGirl13
    @ScolioGirl13 14 лет назад +2

    Oh my gosh, he has great delivery! This is so funny!! What happened to BriTANicK?? I hope youtube puts their account back soon!!!!!

  • @CassAnayadotcom
    @CassAnayadotcom 13 лет назад +6

    Favorite line: "I am a walking awkward pause."

  • @fallenfanaticme
    @fallenfanaticme 14 лет назад

    LMAO- I went to Paideia. and I've watched this dozens of times and every time I crack up. so brilliant

  • @WhenBirdsOink
    @WhenBirdsOink 13 лет назад

    so much love happening right now.

  • @Ladybug5791
    @Ladybug5791 13 лет назад

    oh he's fantastic

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 10 лет назад +4

    Nick is officially the funniest person to me

  • @20thCenturyPlatypus
    @20thCenturyPlatypus 14 лет назад

    Wow! Awesome Speech. Very funny, very clever and very well performed. Congratulations!

  • @MadisonHagler
    @MadisonHagler 13 лет назад +1

    I swear you should take up comedy!!! You had me in stitches!!!

  • @killer5362
    @killer5362 17 лет назад

    wow if only you were at my school pep rallies urr awesome.

  • @StarfishLovesong
    @StarfishLovesong 13 лет назад

    Best speech ever. Kudos.

  • @blackwings1311
    @blackwings1311 13 лет назад +3

    Keep in mind that the school is tiny. about 100 per class. The reason everyone is laughing so much is that they have known Nick for years and years.

  • @FreezeClinchEctoplasm
    @FreezeClinchEctoplasm 10 лет назад

    I just watched this again for the gazillionth time. GENIUS!

  • @ChadrickNurn
    @ChadrickNurn 16 лет назад

    Single most epic thing I have seen in my entire life. You Rock!

  • @petescalzitti
    @petescalzitti 17 лет назад

    living is the LEADING cause of dying. that's incredible

  • @ledzeppelin2056
    @ledzeppelin2056 16 лет назад

    You must be from Georgia, because I know exactly where Westminster is and I go to Saint Pius. I have a friend that goes to Paideia.

  • @TheMorphineTango
    @TheMorphineTango 16 лет назад

    Amazing.

  • @badgerchurch86
    @badgerchurch86 14 лет назад

    Greatest motivational speech EVER!!!

  • @beeadis840
    @beeadis840 2 года назад

    Beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @speizzer
    @speizzer 13 лет назад

    Brilliance.

  • @faunsolo
    @faunsolo 17 лет назад

    Awesome.

  • @ghandiwon
    @ghandiwon 15 лет назад

    @Agan1pp3 at the moment, a comedian, and a very good one at that. If you have missed it, BriTANick is his joint channel with Brian (the two are amazingly funny).

  • @DeannaKoski
    @DeannaKoski 11 лет назад

    That is by far the best speech I've ever heard.

  • @Lordboogar
    @Lordboogar 17 лет назад

    Very Nice.

  • @firef1yyy
    @firef1yyy 17 лет назад

    you. are. my. hero.

  • @filmgeek52
    @filmgeek52 14 лет назад

    argh!! What's happened to Britanick?!?!?! why were they suspended?! how will I function on youtube without them?!?

  • @xmanganimex
    @xmanganimex 12 лет назад

    Go watch the ending again. The point is that the individuals are the ones that really make a difference in the world, and there is no point in following others. You will never truly live.

  • @WeaselSeashells
    @WeaselSeashells 15 лет назад

    You make me proud to be a Paideia kid. Even though I'm old. I laughed and laughed. Good job!
    See you at a reunion some day, eh?

  • @ChipDipSM
    @ChipDipSM 15 лет назад

    that was an awesome speech

  • @taycg09
    @taycg09 14 лет назад

    @overthehillisaperson They were Joe Camel and Michael Moore.

  • @Kornknealious
    @Kornknealious 12 лет назад

    Brilliant!!! This is the best motivational speech to date!

  • @xSNOWYJOEx
    @xSNOWYJOEx 15 лет назад

    mad props you kept a strait face the whole way through

  • @HunteroTheGreat
    @HunteroTheGreat 14 лет назад

    That was a truly inspiring video.

  • @00madbox00
    @00madbox00 13 лет назад

    I love this man.

  • @GuineaPog
    @GuineaPog 16 лет назад

    i flippd when i heard this was from paidea. Im from Whitefield. Holla atl!

  • @Mattieman1337
    @Mattieman1337 13 лет назад

    Great delivery, great speech. I laughed my ass off, THANK YOU!

  • @RockGoddessBlack
    @RockGoddessBlack 12 лет назад

    Love it too much; live it everyday!

  • @Alovatololo
    @Alovatololo 3 года назад +5

    God, if he was in my class I would've locked this guy down for marriage. Funny guys are top tier. Why was I so stupid in highschool?

  • @masonjar28
    @masonjar28 17 лет назад

    that was awesome. i wish people at my school were as funny as you.

  • @zelvadrian
    @zelvadrian 7 лет назад +3

    I've posted here before but DAMN I've never asked as to HOW in the hell did he manage to keep a straight face through all of this???

  • @arshaque
    @arshaque 15 лет назад

    I'm doing this speech for competitions, YES.

  • @poisonlights1
    @poisonlights1 13 лет назад

    I LOVE THIS A LOT.

  • @bonbon318
    @bonbon318 14 лет назад

    Holy hell -- this is fantastic.

  • @artisan002
    @artisan002 11 месяцев назад

    Okay, now I know damn good and well that I've clicked the thumbs-up on this video. Doing so again...

  • @lizzybell13
    @lizzybell13 17 лет назад +2

    how can he say this without cracking up?!?!

  • @dozmaster
    @dozmaster 14 лет назад

    This is such quality.

  • @josephowusu5490
    @josephowusu5490 11 лет назад

    Graduation Good Speech Rulesss! Finals of School so long school!

  • @HeatherHitchmanArt
    @HeatherHitchmanArt 17 лет назад

    OMG thats so me. "living is the first branch down the unique tree" ... yes that one hurt, but the new ideas branch really stung too

  • @angelwithoutwings28
    @angelwithoutwings28 13 лет назад

    I just fell in love haha enjoyed this immensely!

  • @misterkevinoh
    @misterkevinoh 12 лет назад +2

    Did this inspire "The Awkward Meltdown"?

  • @DaishiVI
    @DaishiVI 16 лет назад

    ... Wow, just... /wow/. 5 Stars and I'd give you more, man, if I could.

  • @zelvadrian
    @zelvadrian 11 лет назад

    Amen!! That speech was the story of my life; morbid humor is the ONLY humor to a situation!!!! And on their website, this guy and his partner come up with the most insane, hilarious stuff!!!!

  • @tracylordsovr
    @tracylordsovr 16 лет назад +1

    if he wrote those words, give this guy a sitcom contract! he's going to be a star! LOL

  • @ahbevegede
    @ahbevegede 14 лет назад

    hahaha well written and good delivery.

  • @mytubekicksurs
    @mytubekicksurs 17 лет назад

    i loved this!

  • @PlyLilian
    @PlyLilian 15 лет назад +1

    I get pimples and dried skin - at the same time!
    You are a great comedian Nick!

  • @usaidol35
    @usaidol35 13 лет назад

    one of the funniest things ive ever seen.
    but also super interesting and kinda deep. that takes skill.

  • @JayHartin
    @JayHartin 5 лет назад

    That kid is going places.

  • @impact2d
    @impact2d 13 лет назад

    I laughed harder than I have in a long time....this kid has a future in comedy

  • @antha-earth
    @antha-earth 10 лет назад

    This weekend I'm going to dance from 8pm on Sunday until 7am. I'm so glad I'm not taking the advice of this excellent movie.

  • @zelvadrian
    @zelvadrian 11 лет назад

    That guys biography is the XEROX twin of MINE!!! And I have had even WORSE nightmarish experiences and clusterf**ks that he depicted in his speech!! The morbid hilarity is so well done and insanely creative, that the pure genius of the speech oozes from the video and GRABS you!!! Amazing!!! Do NOT be an individual!!! You'll end up like ME!!

  • @xxNikkinikxx
    @xxNikkinikxx 14 лет назад

    New favorite person. I love britanick. com

  • @bteieteie
    @bteieteie 14 лет назад

    SO funny! love this!

  • @carrieh6883
    @carrieh6883 11 лет назад +3

    Tell that to my brother. We're forever getting into arguments over colour because he swears black and blue that red is brown!