Hey guys, thanks for your support and apologies for the delay on getting this one out. The goal is very much to make these dumbass videos for you full time, but until then it may be sporadic. In the meantime I'll keep making as much as I can!
Damn that sponsor seemed like a treat, but neither them or you specified that it's UK only. Sad noices! Well, gonna google if there's similar offering from my native country. Keep up the good work, and hope you get some British beer lovers hooked :)
One might have a hard time proving legally that, and the leafleting, was actually fraudulent, but that doesn't make it any less deceitful at the very least, does it? I mean, basically it was just another Brexsh¡t phukcing lie!
@@Pro-gressive it's a reference to the Stranglers song "Golden Brown", the first (and probably most famous) line of which goes "Golden Brown, texture like sun"
Just a note on Klute. It used to be voted the second worst nightclub in Europe in c2014ish but the worst one burnt down. Source - it was on all of Klute's promotional material in freshers week at around that time.
@@justsomegeezer69 vr funny presentation well edited. It's ok to be impassioned. John Cleese someone I admire said, a huge difference between seriousness and solemnity. No prizzes for which he picked. I know he appeared briefly on GB new they had a brief subversive element there no control cheers me up.
@@justsomegeezer69 What? No. Your editing suits your style of videos quite well. We don't flashy transitions, animations or effects on this. We're here for the words not the visuals.
GORDON BROWN TEXTURE LIKE SUN 😂😂 you owe me a new keyboard cause I just spat my tea all over mine. Alright if I stop by to pick it up on my next eyesight test drive?
Glad yr back! Canadian over here but did undergrad Cantabridgia met a lot of hurrah Henries disturbing, very. Found a niche with an older bunch St Eds's in my salad days. I used to subscribe to different news channels did modern languages 1st tripod law and econ. which was interesting ........ I'm in my 60s was young in the 70's missed a lot of mess only to run headlong into Jordan Peterson the most embarrassing thing Canada has exported (exported right word) and how I found your channel.... breath of fresh air. Tx for keeping me up to date.
Having spent (probably too) many nights in Klute, I can confirm it's as bad as it looks. The running joke used to be it was the second worst night club in Europe, but got the title after that place burned down.
Geezer! I look forward to your vids but Dominic Cumstain! I’m in heaven. In fact, I’ll leave an uncharacteristically short comment so I can watch. 5 stars, and I’ve yet to see it 😹
Same to you, have an ace time and good weather. I'm in Manchester where we have a huge parade, the city is all decorated and later its a huge party in green n gold with everyone having a proper Irish time of it. Enjoy your day and thank you to all our Irish friend's and neighbours for the sharing the celebration.
I wept with joy when you said "Gordon Brown, texture like sun". As it's what I've said automatically every time the name comes up for about the last 25 years.
"We have to get out of the EU because of the unelected representatives that we've democratically elected in elections that few people bothered to vote in in the first place!" Step forward Dominic Cummings, the absolutely democratically and fairly elected representative of... Erm... Anyway, SOVEREIGNTY!
The puns and insults are top notch in this one. I'd say it's impossible to rip Dominic "Asshole on Stilts" Cummings a new one, but you certainly succeeded. Well done!
You, sir, have a great deal of talent in wielding the Lingua Engla. Your similes are like watching Liz Lettruss dressed as an icecream struggling not to drown in a bathtub full of honey while a chain of blue-collar workers dump sacks of saccharin over her flailing sprinkle covered arms. Pretty sweet
I always love watching your vids while drunk with my mate, I do gotta say the fucking research you put into these is commendable and I always find them to be well written, incredibly explained explanations
The A in COBRA is the room number; each meeting room is located in a different place in the country and has a different letter. Briefing Room A is the one at Whitehall and is the main one used.
As someone from county Durham, we don't want him back, he's the wider nations problem now unless anyone wants to volunteer and take him to be thrown into mount doom?
Imagine my shock horror getting to 14:40 in the video and realising I HAVE NEVER SUGGESTED LAURA K AND HER 'IMPARTIAL' 'JOURNALISM' AS A VIDEO and that makes me sad [as I'm sure she didn't get her deserved recognition in the video about the UK Media]
Gah! I worked in klute for like a year and a half and I knew the old owner who sold the place while I was there was called cummings. Didn't realise he was related to this guy. On a positive working in klute prepared me well for being a parent, I have cleaned up so much shit and vomit that I am unfazed by my chidrens efforts
Can't beat good British snark. Hilarious. Also, I have a giant head. Even I'm looking at this guy thinking "damn that's a big ass head". He looks like someone photoshopped his face to be smaller.
Sorry to say Geezer, but if those pictures you showed were indeed of Cloot or anything close to representative of it, try the Hive in Edinburgh for good measure. I'm sure that many peeps from many places can shout out very distinctly worse looking places that what was shown...
Can you state your sources in the description please? I really like your content and the last thing i would want is for hbomberguy to come to your house and steal all your eggs and butter!
Apparently Otto von Bismarck was his hero and someone he aspired to be. Ignoring the obvious shortcummings of this individual, it also shows how warped his view is. Bismarck helped form Germany by pissing off several nearby countries, but he made just as many alliances right next door. Plus, Bismarck's accomplishments were overshadowed by both how he fell out of favour and put the German Empire on course for destruction.
Hey guys, thanks for your support and apologies for the delay on getting this one out.
The goal is very much to make these dumbass videos for you full time, but until then it may be sporadic. In the meantime I'll keep making as much as I can!
Damn that sponsor seemed like a treat, but neither them or you specified that it's UK only. Sad noices! Well, gonna google if there's similar offering from my native country. Keep up the good work, and hope you get some British beer lovers hooked :)
@apinakapina I wish it was worldwide, apologies man! ❤️
Love your style!
@@justsomegeezer69 uk for now... still growing y'all
Okay, but how do I survive the Grandline?
The inside the EU / outside the EU thing is sickening, it's so obviously targeted at older voters, I cannot actually believe they went there.
As far as I am concerned you can always come back
Being in the UK at that time was positively dystopian..
One might have a hard time proving legally that, and the leafleting, was actually fraudulent, but that doesn't make it any less deceitful at the very least, does it? I mean, basically it was just another Brexsh¡t phukcing lie!
I wish we could just ditch these morons and re-enter the EU...
And now Britain is in a recession
ok you got me, "Gordon Brown, texture like sun" (at around 1:44) took a couple of seconds to sink in but it _sent_ me
"With my mashierons..."
I did a literal spit take.
I dont get it 😢
@@Pro-gressive it's a reference to the Stranglers song "Golden Brown", the first (and probably most famous) line of which goes "Golden Brown, texture like sun"
OMG I JUST got it LOOOOL
Dominic Cummins: Like Megamind if Megamind was a completely unsalvagable twat.
Or the new “movie” IRL
Just a note on Klute. It used to be voted the second worst nightclub in Europe in c2014ish but the worst one burnt down. Source - it was on all of Klute's promotional material in freshers week at around that time.
bloke with the funny name
F'nar f'nar
Do you write your scripts? Tate, Fresh Prince, and the way the jokes flow is sofa king awesome.
Hey man! I do wrote the scripts, it's probably the most fun part because God knows I'm absolutely tits at editing
@@justsomegeezer69 vr funny presentation well edited. It's ok to be impassioned. John Cleese someone I admire said, a huge difference between seriousness and solemnity. No prizzes for which he picked. I know he appeared briefly on GB new they had a brief subversive element there no control cheers me up.
@@justsomegeezer69 What? No. Your editing suits your style of videos quite well. We don't flashy transitions, animations or effects on this. We're here for the words not the visuals.
@justsomegeezer69 this is up there as one of your best!
I liked Smeagol 😂
GORDON BROWN TEXTURE LIKE SUN 😂😂 you owe me a new keyboard cause I just spat my tea all over mine. Alright if I stop by to pick it up on my next eyesight test drive?
Mate “Gordon Brown, texture like sun” was fucking genius.
"I did not come all the way from epsilon 5......I mean Durham"
Good times
😂😂😂
Wait can I just do that? Print leaflets pretending to be from the government to push my political agenda. I need to get to work.
Funniest guy on RUclips man your videos kill me😭
His hairline reminds me of Alex Murphy from the original RoboCop when his mask is removed
Dominic Cumforbrains.
You can see it trickling out of his nostrils. No, wait, sorry... I'm confusing him with Michael 'lines and lines' Gove.
Im Portuguese, 33 and been here since i was 26. Ive experienced the 2 health systems. They run the same. Ours was modeled after the NHS!!!!!!!!!!
Hope it's run better.
"If only they had someone on side with a big, giant f**king head"
Glad yr back! Canadian over here but did undergrad Cantabridgia met a lot of hurrah Henries disturbing, very. Found a niche with an older bunch St Eds's in my salad days. I used to subscribe to different news channels did modern languages 1st tripod law and econ. which was interesting ........ I'm in my 60s was young in the 70's missed a lot of mess only to run headlong into Jordan Peterson the most embarrassing thing Canada has exported (exported right word) and how I found your channel.... breath of fresh air. Tx for keeping me up to date.
Have been looking forward to this one, he's a slippery fish.
Having spent (probably too) many nights in Klute, I can confirm it's as bad as it looks. The running joke used to be it was the second worst night club in Europe, but got the title after that place burned down.
I loved Dominic Cummings' impersonation on Spitting Image 😂
‘The Completely Hidden Genius of Dominic Cummings’ - Genius so hidden one might even question if it exists.
Wait....
*".. Andrew Tate's chin's dad...."*
Idk why but I can't stop laughing at that... 😂😂😂
Geezer! I look forward to your vids but Dominic Cumstain! I’m in heaven. In fact, I’ll leave an uncharacteristically short comment so I can watch. 5 stars, and I’ve yet to see it 😹
Cheers Geezer. Love these.
Thanks mate!
Keep it up! Found your channel a few weeks back and you've very quickly become my favourite :)
Well happy St Patrick's day from Ireland 😊
Same to you, have an ace time and good weather. I'm in Manchester where we have a huge parade, the city is all decorated and later its a huge party in green n gold with everyone having a proper Irish time of it. Enjoy your day and thank you to all our Irish friend's and neighbours for the sharing the celebration.
The most perfect example of how much of a threat intelligence can be when left unchecked !!
Went to Russia... So he's a Russian asset and was used to promote Russia's ideas of what Britain should be rather than what is right for Britain, yes?
That's a bit of a leap and I am really not in favour of the Kremlin. Doesn't make him less of a bellend though
I went to the Soviet Union but that doesn't mean.......does it? 😮
You're goddamn right.
Brexitoid and MAGA politicians receive millions through dozens of middlemen
@@andrewrobinson2565omfg your a traitor
@@andrewrobinson2565 Sorry Andrewski
Keep up the fine work, young man 👍👍👍
Great video geezer as always, keep them coming!
I will never not see Michael Gove as 'Andrew Tate's chin's dad' now 😂 Your comparisons are something else!
I wept with joy when you said "Gordon Brown, texture like sun". As it's what I've said automatically every time the name comes up for about the last 25 years.
Also helped put Barnard Castle on the map through his intentionally reckless actions
"We have to get out of the EU because of the unelected representatives that we've democratically elected in elections that few people bothered to vote in in the first place!"
Step forward Dominic Cummings, the absolutely democratically and fairly elected representative of...
Erm...
Anyway, SOVEREIGNTY!
The puns and insults are top notch in this one. I'd say it's impossible to rip Dominic "Asshole on Stilts" Cummings a new one, but you certainly succeeded. Well done!
Brilliant! Just found you and I’m loving it ❤️
Love your vids man. Absolutely hilarious
Thank you!
Just realised that Dom looks like megamind! Lifestyle choice?
You, sir, have a great deal of talent in wielding the Lingua Engla. Your similes are like watching Liz Lettruss dressed as an icecream struggling not to drown in a bathtub full of honey while a chain of blue-collar workers dump sacks of saccharin over her flailing sprinkle covered arms. Pretty sweet
Hi Geezer, great video as always, informative & eye opening. Ps thanks for the Beer52 tip, got my delivery today 🍻
Hope you enjoy it man!
I love this channel ! Please do more of these !
"texture like sun". Glad it isnt just me who hears this every time I hear the name...
My favourite moment of his is definitely tweeting nate diaz advising him not to resign with the ufc
"Forehead with a man attached to it" should be insult of the year
"Gordon Brown" texture like sun ... well done!
I always love watching your vids while drunk with my mate, I do gotta say the fucking research you put into these is commendable and I always find them to be well written, incredibly explained explanations
Thanks mate, I appreciate it!
Always great geezer
Gordon Brown... (texture like sun) .... BRILLIANT🤣
The A in COBRA is the room number; each meeting room is located in a different place in the country and has a different letter. Briefing Room A is the one at Whitehall and is the main one used.
As someone from Durham, I'd like to apologise on behalf of everyone from Durham and Durham it's self for allowing Golum to reek havoc on the UK
As someone from county Durham, we don't want him back, he's the wider nations problem now unless anyone wants to volunteer and take him to be thrown into mount doom?
Another very entertaining video mr geezer
Lays me down, with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown
laughing not even 20s in. nice one geezer
Bro's got hidden genius, he should keep it hidden🔥‼️
His brains are under his hair...
...he still can't find his hair!
Keep it up Geezer ❤
Imagine my shock horror getting to 14:40 in the video and realising I HAVE NEVER SUGGESTED LAURA K AND HER 'IMPARTIAL' 'JOURNALISM' AS A VIDEO and that makes me sad [as I'm sure she didn't get her deserved recognition in the video about the UK Media]
He reckons "people think" (9:06).
Hmm, it seems like his brain malfunctioned on the first two words. Johnson got a landslide.
Banger sesh as always
I‘d like to test beer from your sponsor….but I‘m from Germany and probably dead when it will finally arrive…..😂
Ouch
U have good beer at home anyway. Schultenbrau jonguh
Laughed out loud a few times. Well done and thanks for the funny.
Literally hopped out of the shower to confirm you did in fact say BTS. Weird how worlds collide 😅 keep up the great work x
"gordon Brown, texture like sun" - Brilliant
Another great one!
all I know is that Dominic Cummings is an alien whose pod landed in Durham
I gave this a thumbs up purely for the title. Rest of the video more than lived up to it as well.
Christ! I had forgotten all about this creep. Why now? Why ever?
At best he’s a Narcissist at worst he’s a sociopath maybe even a psychopath ( you choose )
Please how do you come by these lines? 😂
How can one person be this good?
Gah! I worked in klute for like a year and a half and I knew the old owner who sold the place while I was there was called cummings. Didn't realise he was related to this guy. On a positive working in klute prepared me well for being a parent, I have cleaned up so much shit and vomit that I am unfazed by my chidrens efforts
Beer52 sponsorship? That's awesome!
Can't beat good British snark. Hilarious. Also, I have a giant head. Even I'm looking at this guy thinking "damn that's a big ass head". He looks like someone photoshopped his face to be smaller.
So... non one's gonna take a jab at his name? Alright
Ouch that zipper comment.
Cabinet Office Briefing Room Alpha is why COBRA has it’s title
Love you too, goodnight geezer xoxo
Nighty night!
Dom graduated first from Ox-ford. Maybe we mere mortal aren't smart enough to understand his motives and methods.
Sorry to say Geezer, but if those pictures you showed were indeed of Cloot or anything close to representative of it, try the Hive in Edinburgh for good measure. I'm sure that many peeps from many places can shout out very distinctly worse looking places that what was shown...
good vid geez 👍
Gordon Brown, texture like sun. Brilliant.
When people say "If you had half a brain, you'd be dangerous" Dominic Cummings is what they mean.
Can’t wait
Gordon Brown texture like sun 😂
There is never a frown with golden brown 😂
Your videos make me feel amused and depressed in equal measure.
ngl Beer52 is actually a really good subscription
Dom, the grifting Mekon
He went back to Epsilon V
Dr neo cortex 😭😭😭😭😭
Can you state your sources in the description please? I really like your content and the last thing i would want is for hbomberguy to come to your house and steal all your eggs and butter!
DURHAM MENTIONED! 💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅
love ya vids :)
He looks like Clarence Bodicker from Robocop 1, and he’d buy that for a dollar.
You forgot that he was actually born in Epsilon 5
100k a hear and free parking hahahah
Apparently Otto von Bismarck was his hero and someone he aspired to be. Ignoring the obvious shortcummings of this individual, it also shows how warped his view is. Bismarck helped form Germany by pissing off several nearby countries, but he made just as many alliances right next door. Plus, Bismarck's accomplishments were overshadowed by both how he fell out of favour and put the German Empire on course for destruction.
Wait...your suggesting Laura Kuenssberg *didn't* softball him? That's rare for a Tory
hold up…. he lived in russia??! that explains a lot
You are a poet.
Appreciate the Stranglers reference, but I prefer “Gordon Brown, texture like Spam”!
(Edited for spelling)
The Brain that helped destroy Brittain.