Cocktail Cherry Showdown: Will Luxardo Maraschinos Come Out On Top?

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  • Опубликовано: 13 май 2023
  • Four cherries enter my mouth. One is victorious. I think we all know which one that is based on the title of this video.
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Комментарии • 65

  • @robbellbottom
    @robbellbottom Год назад +21

    “None of the bullshit of the Woodford Reserve” a classic but accurate description.

  • @tessat338
    @tessat338 Год назад +18

    When my child was small, he shocked me when he told me that ....he doesn't really like cherries! Mind blown! My siblings and I would have emptied jars of maraschino cherries if we had been allowed. My parents had a case of booze left over from their wedding and so they had occasional cocktails until that case ran out. When they would make Manhattans, my siblings and I would line up to get a cherry each. I still love Manhattans and I can steal the maraschino cherry from my kid's desserts or milkshakes without any objection from him. Parenting win.

  • @oneway707
    @oneway707 21 день назад +1

    Thank you...for making me have a genuine laugh! You just earned another subscriber...and unfortunately, a friend.

  • @tilee2511
    @tilee2511 Год назад +5

    I have to say I enjoyed watching this fellow eat cocktail fruit much more than I anticipated thanks pv3

  • @elliotkeil6063
    @elliotkeil6063 Год назад +14

    You should do a series!! Like best olives, lemons/limes etc!!

    • @mephistopolice
      @mephistopolice Год назад +4

      Someone send Prescott several tins of anchovies next!

    • @Bwalston910
      @Bwalston910 6 месяцев назад

      Best malört.

  • @joshXnovak1
    @joshXnovak1 Год назад +3

    3:30
    I was rooting for those little rat fingers to come out on top when trying to open that jar.

  • @caynidar6295
    @caynidar6295 Год назад +9

    I think we all know the real winner here, PV3, for getting to taste all those cherries. 🤤

  • @authorrayrogers
    @authorrayrogers Год назад +1

    3:45 is my new desktop wallpaper. I love how just the mere mention of Chicago sends shivers down PV3's spine. That's some deep trauma.

  • @AD-on3zx
    @AD-on3zx Год назад +1

    5:02 the Galloping Gourmet lives!

  • @bitslammer
    @bitslammer Год назад +2

    Neat review. Costco had a good deal on the Farbbri for a while and we liked them.

  • @Sensets
    @Sensets Год назад +2

    Good to see you PV3! You little malaka!

  • @srh667
    @srh667 Год назад +1

    Mmmmm, cherries. Love em. Right up there with boysenberries, peaches and watermelons.

  • @briandolan2224
    @briandolan2224 2 месяца назад

    I’d suggest Bada Bing cherries - my favorite.

  • @gdangeldth
    @gdangeldth Год назад

    1:45 Are you ragging on my fancy drink!?

  • @calebrp02
    @calebrp02 Год назад +3

    Next time, it should be a blind taste test so there’s no potential for bias.

  • @BatteryAddicted
    @BatteryAddicted Год назад

    Awesome as always! Nice to see you again PV3!

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Год назад

    6:15 the shudder and exclamation at the end was awesome!

  • @Tofu_Pilot
    @Tofu_Pilot Год назад +1

    @5:29 Woodford Reserve takin mad fire.

  • @22chrisyoung
    @22chrisyoung Год назад

    This may be a top 5 vid for me

  • @VR-Trooper
    @VR-Trooper Год назад

    4:10 THAT WAS FAST!

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Год назад +2

    Luxardo sponsorship...let's make it happen.

  • @jonathankleinow2073
    @jonathankleinow2073 Год назад +1

    When my parents and I moved to Florida in 1997, the house we bought had a giant jar of maraschino cherries in the fridge. Like, a jar the size of a gallon of milk. We did not know what to make of it.
    Also, which brand of maraschino cherries was it that was made at that factory in Brooklyn(?) that had a gigantic pot farm in the basement that got busted by the feds maybe 10 years ago?

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit Год назад +2

    Man I should've watched this sooner. I was wanting a cheaper alternative to luxardo and turns out there isn't one.

  • @PaladinDansesGirlfriend
    @PaladinDansesGirlfriend Год назад

    I feel like your face when you are the Luxardo Cherry was almost inappropriate 😂❤ and you tied the stem!

  • @ceemyk
    @ceemyk Год назад

    love your videos. fills my heart with joy :>

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 Год назад +1

    "It is a product of Italy"
    Ohhh, it's faaancy!
    "Bottled in Chicago"
    Oh no. He won't-...aaaaand there is the Malört stab. XD

  • @user-sw7js4jw7v
    @user-sw7js4jw7v Год назад +1

    I know you have to play it up for the bit, which is great. But Luxardo cherries really are just fantastic.

  • @joshsalwen
    @joshsalwen 10 месяцев назад

    That face on the 3rd one 😂😂😂

  • @cameronsiebs
    @cameronsiebs Год назад

    Baller. Good to see corporate interests.

  • @trinityzaku
    @trinityzaku 3 месяца назад

    For me its a solid toss up between Luxardo and Toschi amarena.

  • @SockimusPrime
    @SockimusPrime Год назад

    I do wonder how PV3 manages to get his hands on the Luxardo’s. But I’m glad he is able to at least get one small luxury in his life.

  • @staceyrschwartz
    @staceyrschwartz Год назад

    lmao he ties the stem like a pro

  • @Mushcles
    @Mushcles Год назад

    Years of watching these videos gave me a shock when he tasted the first one and didn't make a face or get sick in his mouth

  • @voodoogriff
    @voodoogriff Год назад +2

    I love how malort is so terrible, it shows up in his other videos 😂

  • @MartinM04
    @MartinM04 Год назад +1

    Love it

  • @williamfurlan9176
    @williamfurlan9176 Год назад

    You're in luck, you only need the oil pan and rtv. You can save the money on the gasket and purchase a fresh bottle of Malort.

  • @jplayspoker
    @jplayspoker Год назад

    "The victor, remains victorious, with this victory" - Shakespeare, or some unemployed guy....

  • @aborachis1649
    @aborachis1649 Год назад +1

    one of these times, i'll actually shell out $35 for a jar...

  • @delawaresace
    @delawaresace Год назад

    Pv3, I don't like cherries, but I like your review enough. Where the next time I get the chance I'm going to pick some up

  • @JohnnyBfromPeoria
    @JohnnyBfromPeoria Год назад

    #PrayersForDean

  • @donnymcgahan1158
    @donnymcgahan1158 Год назад

    I had a 2014 nissan versa note. Very uncomfortable. Almost 40 mpg thought

  • @oldmandeath
    @oldmandeath Год назад

    Time to continue my crusade to get a Malort Mixology for a French 75. Malort replacing the Gin.

  • @tlocicero1
    @tlocicero1 Год назад

    You are the greatest

  • @MichaelBrown-ff3go
    @MichaelBrown-ff3go Год назад +2

    Dude. If you need parts, and are throwing hope into the internet, ya gotta tell me which motor is in your Nissan my guy 😅 dam.
    I'd bet there's only one, but I don't do those clickey-clacks on the keyboard on my days off 😏 you tell me✨🤘

  • @joegideon8461
    @joegideon8461 Год назад

    OIl pans and gaskets for a 2014 Nissan Versa Note

  • @haywoodjablomi7375
    @haywoodjablomi7375 Год назад

    When I’m down in Austin I’ll buy you lunch.

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 Год назад +1

    Well I’m second…. So that’s a thing.

  • @christopherchow4225
    @christopherchow4225 10 месяцев назад

    Is this Drew Talbert's brother?

  • @sig_7760
    @sig_7760 Год назад

    Expecting a shout out to Mom on this fine day, but alas, no.

  • @thaphreak
    @thaphreak Год назад

    We all know who won here... PV3 did.

  • @JustAPuffin
    @JustAPuffin Год назад

    2014 versa note? Sell it before yoyr CVT goes haha

  • @Christopher_Wheeler
    @Christopher_Wheeler Год назад

    I really thought PV3 was going to chug from the container of Luxardo. Kinda disappointed.

  • @twb7691
    @twb7691 Год назад +1

    The suspense of who would win was killing me. 🤨🙄

  • @jamesliber5496
    @jamesliber5496 Год назад

  • @jamit2u
    @jamit2u Год назад +3

    Am I 1st?

  • @adamcavanaugh4940
    @adamcavanaugh4940 Год назад

    I need to mail things to you, but I can't find your mailing address. Please let me know where I need to send it!

  • @jamesliber5496
    @jamesliber5496 Год назад

    We have a lot of product accessories about wine that would interest you? We have sent you an email inviting you to take a look.

  • @nonombre7159
    @nonombre7159 Год назад

    Woodford reserve is in no conceivable way, good bourbon.

  • @bobhope4288
    @bobhope4288 Год назад

    I'm starting to wonder if this whole channel is a farce.
    He's turned this channel into employment!
    How dare he lie like this!

  • @Zilla__man
    @Zilla__man Год назад

    How are you going to store a cake in your car? I guess you could get a cooler